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File: 1456258943298.webm (796.66 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 2016 Sky opener.webm)

9873e4 No.36233

PRE-SEASON TESTING THREAD

>second edition

2015 best times (days combined):

>1) Mercedes 1:22.792 (softs)

>2) Williams 1:23.063 (supersofts)

>3) Ferrari 1:23.276 (supersofts)

>4) Sauber 1:24.023 (supersofts)

>5) Lotus / Renault 1:24.067 (supersofts)

>6) Toro Rosso 1:24.191 (supersofts)

>7) Red Bull 1:24.574 (softs)

>8) Force India 1:24.939 (supersofts)

>9) McLaren 1:25.225 (soft)

>-) Manor 1:31.200 (medium) - 2015 Spanish GP qualy time

2016 Day 1 Best Times:

>1) Vettel Ferrari 1:24.939 (medium)

>2) Hamilton Mercedes 1:25.409 (medium)

>3) Ricciardo Red Bull 1:26.044 (medium)

>4) Bottas Williams 1:26.091 (medium)

>5) Celis Force India 1:26.298 (soft)

>6) Button McLaren 1:26.735 (soft)

>7) Sainz Toro Rosso 1:27.180 (medium)

>8) Ericsson Sauber 1:27.555 (medium)

>9) Wehrlein Manor 1:28.292 (soft)

>10) Grosjean Haas 1:28.399 (medium)

>11) Palmer Renault 1:29.356 (medium)

2016 Day 2 Best Times:

>1) Vettel Ferrari 1:22.810 (mega ultra hyper soft)

>2) Ricciardo Red Bull 1:23.525 (mega ultra hyper soft)

>3) Perez Force India 1:23.650 (super soft)

>4) Rosberg Mercedes 1:24.867 (medium)

>5) Ericsson Sauber 1:25.237 (soft)

>6) Gutierrez Haas 1:25.524 (soft)

>7) Bottas Williams 1:25.648 (soft)

>8) Wehrlein Manor 1:25.925 (soft)

>9) Alonso McLaren 1:26.082 (soft)

>10) Palmer Renault 1:26.189 (soft)

>11) Verstappen Toro Rosso 1:26.539 (medium)

9e7556 No.36236

>>36233

>ROS + 2.057s on tires two steps slower

I want to believe in Ferrari but there is so much pace in that car. They're bringing a new nose tomorrow apparently (today for AUS)


9873e4 No.36237

Skyf1 nightly testing coverage in 30 bings

>Paddock Uncut with Rachel Brookes, followed by Ted's Notebook

Acestream:

>2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

Potatostream:

>crichd.tv/update/skyf1.php

>Protip: If it wants you to "disable ablock to watch with full brightness", right click the video > inspect > then delete "<div id="notice" style="display: block;">"


c2af48 No.36238

99 percent sure this qualifying bullshit is a threat. They keep proposing shitty shit at ecclestone's behest. He wanted these shit formulae removed and the manufacturers and todt stopped him, so now he's twisting the knife.

He's showing that if he doesn't get his way he'll have to fuck it up.

>repostan from other thread bc it got slow as shit


c2af48 No.36239

>>36237

>Paddock Uncut with Rachel Brookes

Sexy


9e7556 No.36241

>harry talking about 7 years in Euro single-seaters being a 'long time coming'

that's what the sandbaggers would say in my bicycle races about how they would stay in a category until they won something

>all them indonesian companies where you probably can't even buy their product

just like petronas


9873e4 No.36242

Just when you think they can't surprise you any more…

Reddit actually likes the new qualifying idea.

>Not just one or two either, the majority of them…


9e7556 No.36243

>you'd like my wife

ted confirmed for cuck fetish


53572d No.36244

>>36242

I saw that.

I genuinely didn't think they could be that retarded and started checking to see if they were FOM accounts set up to defend it.


9873e4 No.36246

File: 1456263616818.jpg (16.73 KB, 208x215, 208:215, ace.jpg)

Acestream sure runs a lot better with the port forwarded


9e7556 No.36247

File: 1456264672025.webm (2.49 MB, 640x360, 16:9, webm ericsson.webm)

anyone else sticking around for malaysia 2015 on sky?

>eric's son in charge of taking T1

I'm uploading this webm without checking what it is but what else noteworthy has he done


9873e4 No.36248

File: 1456264809103.png (810.59 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, vlcsnap-2016-02-24-08h56m1….png)

>>36247

Yerp.

Couldn't resist taking a screenshot.


f57f94 No.36249

File: 1456264981381.jpg (129.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, rb.jpg)

i really wish she would go back to the high pony tail

down in this weather it looks like hay


f57f94 No.36250

File: 1456265036919.jpg (122.32 KB, 864x486, 16:9, visitNSW.jpg)

>tfw pink ID

i feel so new south wales


53572d No.36251

Oh man they got busy in that meeting alright

>Formula 1 agrees to bring in 'halo' for 2017


9873e4 No.36252

>>36251

kill list

>group b

>american open wheel

>f1


9873e4 No.36253

File: 1456266196933.webm (1.05 MB, 960x540, 16:9, dont talk to me through t….webm)

>>36247

>Lewis' sperg out


53572d No.36254

File: 1456266525517.png (82.16 KB, 625x443, 625:443, Ruth_based.PNG)

BASED RUTH

https://twitter.com/RuthBuscombe/status/702215129732136964

Also I just realised:

Williams are so fucked in this new system


9e7556 No.36255

>>36253

i liked how at the next race (China) Sainz blamed his doing a spin into T1 on his engineer talking to him through the corners

>webum incoming


9e7556 No.36256

File: 1456267387907.webm (2.7 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, webm carlooos.webm)

>>36253

>>36255

I shouldn't mock carlos too much because he helped me to my glorious badger gp friends' league championship (lel)

wonder when the 2016 badger fantasy game "drops"


9e7556 No.36257

>Sky setting their 'ted explains the 2016 regs' video to the musical stylings of grimes

not sure if I'm embarassed I can ID this


9873e4 No.36258

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ted's Notebook


c2af48 No.36259

>>36252

Missing Group c/world sports car and endurance racing as a whole


9873e4 No.36260

>>36259

I was going to put that actually, but if you add Group C, then you need to add Group A, and it just becomes a shitty list.


c2af48 No.36261

>>36260

Just say world sports car. Then it covers all endurance racing


c2af48 No.36262

>>36256

Officially as pathetic as hamilfag

>>36258

Haryanto's face angers me


6e55fb No.36263

File: 1456282623296.jpg (40.03 KB, 347x297, 347:297, 1425640695619.jpg)

>Q1 will now last 16 minutes and after seven minutes the slowest driver will take no further part in the session.

>Every 90 seconds thereafter, the slowest will be knocked out until there are only 15 drivers remaining.

>After a short break, Q2 will commence and last 15 minutes with the slowest driver eliminated after six minutes.

>As was the case in Q1, the slowest driver at the time will be knocked out at 90-second intervals until eight remain.

>Q3 will last 14 minutes and see the process repeated again with the slowest taking no further part after five minutes.

>The next five drivers will drop out at 90-second intervals leaving the final two drivers to fight it out for pole in the final 90 seconds.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/122937

Not sure if this has been posted yet but oh well…

Thoughts? I think it will make qualy more intense and put more pressure on the drivers.

>tfw DNSBL bypass is fucked

to deal with the DNSBL bypass issue:

https://8ch.net/tech/src/1456255604246.webm


9873e4 No.36264

File: 1456283236959.png (33.68 KB, 1150x420, 115:42, dns.png)

>>36263

>>tfw DNSBL bypass is fucked

>to deal with the DNSBL bypass issue:

>https://8ch.net/tech/src/1456255604246.webm

Or just


6e55fb No.36265

>>36264

I don't even get that broken captcha icon though. I guess some people do, it depends on the browser.


53572d No.36266

>>36263

Previous thread

Think it is just unnecessary shit that isn't needed and shouldn't be changed.


f57f94 No.36267

>>36265

I didn't either


6e55fb No.36268

>>36266

I should have looked through the previous thread, my bad.

I was too busy sperging out over the DNSBL bypass shit… I was literally smashing my keyboard


f57f94 No.36269

File: 1456284695001.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.98 MB, 853x480, 853:480, taco belle.webm)

>>36258

>ted not knowing what a steam cleaner is

>haas from his elbows

>lexi belle got fat

>explaining aioli


53572d No.36270

>>36269

I'm still not 100% sure how I feel about this.

Remy LaCroix has also started getting a bit chubby. Not Lexi tier though.


b38e0f No.36271

>>36270

a former close friend of mine who became a whore claimed that girls who suck dick get fat because of all the sugary shit they eat to get rid of the taste.


f57f94 No.36272

>>36270

i gave up normie porn so long ago but it still makes me nostalgia sad


f57f94 No.36273

File: 1456286677698-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 91.08 KB, 800x600, 4:3, tacos tacos tacos cellfone.jpg)

File: 1456286677730-1.jpg (Spoiler Image, 87.63 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1249231350537.jpg)

File: 1456286677738-2.jpg (Spoiler Image, 68.06 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1249517480190.jpg)

File: 1456286677742-3.jpg (Spoiler Image, 88.2 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1249517884402.jpg)

>>36271

lexi was tacos


aea8aa No.36274

>>36273

MEXICANED


f57f94 No.36275

File: 1456286771041-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 98.29 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1280474103670.jpg)

File: 1456286771093-1.jpg (Spoiler Image, 129.13 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1309843294943.jpg)

File: 1456286771093-2.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.72 KB, 800x600, 4:3, bird.jpg)

File: 1456286771093-3.jpg (Spoiler Image, 83.87 KB, 800x600, 4:3, forkan.jpg)


f57f94 No.36276

>>36274

and yet she never got a sweet ass like >>35983

she went straight from no ass to lard


53572d No.36277

>>36274

But she still has her head?


b38e0f No.36278

>>36272

>>36273

>>36274

>>36275

>>36276

>>36277

10/10

you have rekindled my faith in shitposting


9873e4 No.36279

Why do I feel that

>>36269

is somehow related to

>>36273

>>36275


c2af48 No.36280

>>36271

>>36273

This makes so much sense now.


f57f94 No.36281

>gimi in the car today

spin and red flag when


9873e4 No.36282

File: 1456300824640.png (66.92 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag green.png)


9873e4 No.36283

File: 1456300951807.gif (944.88 KB, 312x213, 104:71, its happening kimi.gif)

>>36281

>mfw Gimi's powers return thanks to /comfy/ push rod front suspension handling


f57f94 No.36284

>>36283

needs to practice blocking the track for the new qualy 4m@


f57f94 No.36285

File: 1456301396898.jpg (32.42 KB, 500x375, 4:3, merc(1).jpg)

running those bargebords again


8ac62b No.36286

Isn't Hamilton supposed to be driving today instead of Rosberg? Is lew still hung over or something?


f57f94 No.36287

>>36286

they are splitting morning/afternoon

two of the three live commentaries i'm looking at got it wrong so they must have given out confusing info


9873e4 No.36288

>Romain in the Haas

So torn between cheering for based Romain, and making fun of Haas


63b8f4 No.36289

>>36288

why not both?


9873e4 No.36290

File: 1456302254710.jpg (77.92 KB, 550x614, 275:307, romain anime.jpg)

>>36289

Because based Romain, duh.


63b8f4 No.36291

I wonder if there will be an influx of "muh dirty air" fans at the US GP because of Haas


9873e4 No.36292

File: 1456302547283.jpg (150.1 KB, 710x355, 2:1, haas.jpg)

>>36291

The Haas design isn't affected by dirty air.


f57f94 No.36293

>09:27 - The 'Hulk' is sporting a new neon green helmet this year, probably to match his nickname

what was the first clue? that it says HULK in giant letters across the back?


8ac62b No.36294

>No cars on track right now, but can hear the ticking of a Tag Heuer engine from below…

gj I'm already sick of clockwork jokes and the season hasn't even started yet


f57f94 No.36295

>>36294

it seems pretty bad on the face of it but i've got two hands it to them they really dialed it back from what i expected


f57f94 No.36296

RED FLAB


8ac62b No.36297

>>36295

timely keks


8ac62b No.36298

Just testing something

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███████████

███████████


8ac62b No.36299

>>36298

woo it worked we got red flags on the board


63b8f4 No.36300

>>36298

how u do dat


f57f94 No.36301

>███████████

>███████████

>███████████

>███████████


8ac62b No.36302

>>36300

copy and paste unicode blocks

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9873e4 No.36303

File: 1456303583960-0.png (66.85 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag red.png)

File: 1456303583975-1.png (148.69 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag black.png)

File: 1456303584037-2.png (69.75 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag blue.png)

File: 1456303584037-3.png (66.92 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag green.png)

File: 1456303584056-4.png (224.22 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag tractor.png)

>>36298

Bitch pls.


9873e4 No.36304

File: 1456303642603.png (161.33 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag yellow.png)


f57f94 No.36305

>>36304

slippery surface should be jessica


9873e4 No.36306

File: 1456305009096.jpg (69.71 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag jorda.jpg)

>>36305

Even better


f57f94 No.36307

i remember there is one for the safety jew

but is there one for the virtual safety jew?


9873e4 No.36308

File: 1456305442825.png (147.81 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag jorda.png)

>>36306

Derp, saved as a jpg not a png and lost the transparency.


f57f94 No.36309

if harry goes into the wall today will rossi cancel his indycar deal


f57f94 No.36310

meanwhile someone finally woke gimi up and he is brushing his teeth will be down after a shower


9873e4 No.36311


f57f94 No.36312

harry's # is 88?

does he realize that is a nazi skinhead thing


9873e4 No.36313

>>36309

My Formula 1 team retains the services of a pay driver. It turns out he's really shit. He crashes constantly and costs a heap of money in parts. Now, should we fire him? Take the number of crashes per year, A, multiply by the amount of points positions lost, B, multiply by the average cost of parts, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the amount of sponsorship, we don't fire him.


63b8f4 No.36314

tripod action


9873e4 No.36315

>20:42 The track is still silent.

Yet all 11 cars are out.


8ac62b No.36316

File: 1456307253422.png (122.08 KB, 534x627, 178:209, 1456303583960-0.png)

>>36308

I made a version without the shit as fuck borders


9873e4 No.36317

>>36316

>not including the shorts


f57f94 No.36318

File: 1456307588647.jpg (69.98 KB, 1008x568, 126:71, simon.jpg)

this man fights for freedom


9873e4 No.36319

>Ferrari is suffering with a fuel pick-up issue which has prevented Raikkonen from leaving the pits so far today. Already lost two hours of track time.

>Vettel runs the car until empty yesterday

>pickup sucks up all the rust and crap in the bottom of the tank

>fuel system ruined for Gimi

:^)


9873e4 No.36320

Simon seems to be putting a lot of short videos on Twitter atm

https://twitter.com/publogic/with_replies


9873e4 No.36321

>We hear from Mercedes: new nose will be put on in the afternoon. So we have to be a little more patient


8ac62b No.36322

>>36317

The Carmen image I found wasn't wide enough to make it fit so I did some cuts


9873e4 No.36323

>>36322

I used the same image :^)

>#skillz


8ac62b No.36324

>>36323

you're so good at making small things fit australia <3


8ac62b No.36325

███████████

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9873e4 No.36326

>>36324

In Carmen Jorda :D

I just used the clone tool to extend the black portion of the image. Look how my guys elbow is further away from the Maldonado sign


9873e4 No.36327

File: 1456313871046.jpg (64.2 KB, 800x600, 4:3, harry.jpg)

>Harry Anto in charge of driving an F1 car


9873e4 No.36328

(I was down the supermarket)

>Sainz caused a red flag when he was sent out with a loose wheel and stopped just after the pit exit

How the fuck do you do that in testing?

Not exactly a time critical high pressure environment.


9873e4 No.36329

>America and Mexico being too casual to get up to watch text coverage of testing at 3am on a Wednesday.

Fucking casuals :^)


9873e4 No.36330

File: 1456314349487.png (66.92 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag green.png)


9873e4 No.36331

File: 1456314415288.jpg (211.32 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, slav.jpg)

holy shit

HAMILTON CONFIRMED FOR BEING A SLAV


31efd2 No.36332

File: 1456314444953.jpg (27.91 KB, 460x276, 5:3, 1427744629140.jpg)

>Gimi finally gets out on the track

>red flag


8ac62b No.36333

>>36331

He's pretty much everything at this point, from shooting rifles in america to crashing cars in monaco.


9873e4 No.36334

>>36332

>Kimi not doing a time lap before lunch

>Ferrari in charge of not being an unorganized Italian sterotype


9873e4 No.36335

File: 1456315321798.mp4 (2.02 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, no fucks.mp4)

>Kimi in charge of giving a shit


8ac62b No.36336

File: 1456315471819.jpg (46.58 KB, 616x349, 616:349, icecream-man.jpg)

>>36334

Maybe Kimi refuses to do a lap until he got his ice cream

>tfw forgot to backup the webm folder

>tfw old memes


53572d No.36337

You were asking about this before Australia in regard to body dimensions.

http://www.fia.com/sites/default/files/bodywork_compare.pdf


e2bfb6 No.36338

>>36333

He doesnt even shoot rifles well. He just magdumps without real aim and has shit for trigger discipline on top of not utilizing the safety properly.

At the very least he keeps it pointed down range… barely.


9873e4 No.36339

File: 1456316049965.png (83.84 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag chequered.png)

Lunch break

>finally made a chequered flag version


53572d No.36340


9873e4 No.36341

>>36338

To his credit, and my surprise, at least he didn't hold it sideways.


9873e4 No.36342

>>36340

>Viewers will be encouraged to vote online for their “Driver of the Day” throughout a Grand Prix, with the winner to be announced as part of the race broadcast immediately following the conclusion of the race, when the driver will be presented with their prize.

#BestFans #give #it #to #Hamilton #every #race #blessed


9873e4 No.36343

File: 1456316365100.png (119.45 KB, 946x443, 946:443, 2017.png)


9873e4 No.36344

File: 1456316468162.jpg (Spoiler Image, 112.53 KB, 800x533, 800:533, a.jpg)

>>36343

>reduced exclusion zone allowing for larger bargeboards

Gee, I wonder which team pushed for that…


9873e4 No.36345

>tfw working a meme more powerful than any we've ever seen before


8ac62b No.36346

>>36345

/hype/


9873e4 No.36347

File: 1456319359969.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.04 MB, 1266x704, 633:352, over 9000.webm)

WARNING

Do not click this meme if you have a heart condition or breathing problems, it is more powerful than any meme ever seen before on /F1/


31efd2 No.36348

>>36347

the biggest douchebag on earth


9e7556 No.36349

File: 1456319741040.webm (1.38 MB, 624x352, 39:22, webm icelad.webm)

>>36336

I got you anon


e2a936 No.36350

>>36347

could you be more of a cock?

you can't


9e7556 No.36351

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>36347

>can't even walk a dog right

poor coco (?) is being dragged around


e2a936 No.36352

>>36351

I can't believe that hamilel actually gives a flying fuck about his dog. It's just another accessory


9873e4 No.36353

>The Volkswagen Group will not enter Formula 1 until the ownership of the sport and the technical regulations are settled, according to its motorsport boss Wolfgang Durheimer

VW out

Red Bill BTFO


9e7556 No.36354

>>36353

or until VW figure out how many billion dollars of damages they have to pay out


9873e4 No.36355

>Kimi yet to do a lap

And that's why you don't hire meme drivers


9873e4 No.36356

>>36355

And he finally does a time

>tfw shamed Kimi in to doing a lap


9e7556 No.36357

>clicked submit 3x

>still not going through with the classic 8ch error message

let's see what shows up


8ac62b No.36358

>>36347

by the meme gods this is perfect

>skysports

why am I not surprised?


956fe1 No.36359

>>36352

He desperately wishes he was an American nigga.


53572d No.36360

Red Flag


31efd2 No.36361

File: 1456330030528.jpg (90.69 KB, 800x600, 4:3, d7024c61-e7ad-4254-94c5-14….jpg)

80's quality cam


91c95b No.36362

>Renault


de4748 No.36363

File: 1456333054414.jpg (201.67 KB, 1996x1428, 499:357, P8MU1ip[1].jpg)

>Reddit stealing old cuckchan joke


ec5915 No.36364

File: 1456333319879.png (185.65 KB, 1232x1420, 308:355, Gr162Sx.png)

>>36363

so rude, i came up with that


9e7556 No.36365

>>36363

was trying to post that earlier

only problem is a mirror would reverse the view so it would need to either be a pentaprism (think SLR camera) or a screen


91c95b No.36366

File: 1456333686556.jpg (63.24 KB, 1001x475, 1001:475, fwd1.jpg)

>>36364

How about the Nissan approved version

>ironically watermarked


43a116 No.36367

>>36365

Reddit Tier question

Do you think a screens inherent latency could possibly slow down laptimes?


9e7556 No.36368

>>36367

there's always going to be a lag but some OVF (optical viewfinders) on cameras are pretty good right now. I'd be more concerned about safety/peripheral vision but the FIA is totally ignoring that with the halo/side head impact protection.


43a116 No.36369

>>36368

>mercs reliable engines

>open-wheel open-cockpit racing losing its identity

WEC 2.0 when?


9e7556 No.36370

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>36369

I'm starting to think motorsports are all cucked at this point

I'll gladly funpost about roidpedal if you guys want :^) first legit "classic" race of the season is this weekend fyi

http://www.steephill.tv/classics/omloop-het-nieuwsblad/

also the current world champion isn't a tool

>vid related


53572d No.36372

File: 1456338853666.jpg (593.09 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, Nico_keke.jpg)

Keke is going that bad shade of red that John Button went and Nico appears to be going blind in his left eye…


43a116 No.36375

>>36372

Looks sort of like a bloated sylvester stallone with those shades.


f57f94 No.36376

File: 1456340015871.jpg (321.61 KB, 1600x1065, 320:213, dcd1624fe112.jpg)

this hoop keeps triggering me


9873e4 No.36377

Feel asleep because I'm a >casual

Did Mercedes run their new nose concept?


53572d No.36378


f57f94 No.36379

File: 1456340316943.jpg (380.12 KB, 1600x1065, 320:213, dcd1624fe708.jpg)

>>36377

i don't htink so i went to sleep


f57f94 No.36380

File: 1456340407302.jpg (153.81 KB, 1600x1065, 320:213, dcd1623fe177.jpg)

yo dawg


53572d No.36381

>Mercedes only order medium tyres to the test

I….I didn't realise you pre-ordered your tyres for the test.


91c95b No.36382

>>36381

They have to preorder their tires for races so it would make some sense.


9873e4 No.36383

File: 1456341530079.png (302.91 KB, 582x446, 291:223, ugly.png)


9e7556 No.36384

sounds like Louis has been lurking here

>"That is just ridiculous," Hamilton said when told about plans to make the cars heavier. "They were great at 600 kilos. It was easier for the tyres.

>"In the last few days I've been driving with these tyres and thinking to myself "Why is it so difficult? What are the physical challenges for Pirelli? And why is he car sliding the way it goes?

>"But I don't have all the answers, I just have a preferred type of car I'd like to drive. I love a V12 and big, wider tyres."

>"It's not better, that for sure. It just feels like a harder tyres. It's not giving me any more grip. I think I prefer last year's."

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-says-move-towards-heavier-f1-cars-is-ridiculous-675505/


ec5915 No.36385

>>36383

>a 5cm thick horseshoe shaped steel pipe

top kek


43a116 No.36386

>>36384

hes not wrong.


9873e4 No.36387

>>36384

>I love a V12

He'll get in trouble for that with Mercedes.

>contradicting the hybrid V6 marketing campaign


91c95b No.36389

>>36383

Quality engineering kek

Can't wait for Bernie's bullshit rule in reaction to this, something like cars have to do the formation lap in reverse or whatever

>>36384

>I think I prefer last year's.

Already laying out excuses in case he gets his ass kicked by a German I see


4213e4 No.36390

>>36366

that's actually kekworthy

>>36370

>I'm starting to think motorsports are all cucked at this point

I almost want it to crash altogether so we can just start over.

>>36372

what if they're just stoned?

>>36383

>based tobias

>>36384

>yfw that hamilfag shitposter is actually louis himself

>>36335

he was just nostalgic for pre tilke days


9873e4 No.36395

SkyF1 testing roundup + Ted's Notebook in 10 bings

Acestream:

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

Potatostream:

http://crichd.tv/update/skyf1.php


43a116 No.36396

>>36395

>crichd.tv

>disable your adblock to access fullscreen and brightness

>disables adblock

>pc screen gets plastered with ads; virtually cant even turn on the player as its covered with fake buttons.

I fucking hate when they do that, piece of shit cucks. (no blame to you ausbro, thanks for the links.)


9873e4 No.36397

File: 1456347423777.jpg (166.45 KB, 1129x796, 1129:796, cric.jpg)


43a116 No.36398

>>36397

yeah i found that. thanks anyway :P


9873e4 No.36399

File: 1456347495272-0.jpg (112.99 KB, 598x595, 598:595, 1.jpg)

File: 1456347495273-1.jpg (44.74 KB, 558x444, 93:74, 2.jpg)

File: 1456347495273-2.jpg (26.82 KB, 433x415, 433:415, 3.jpg)

>inb4 Roscoe an hero


e2a936 No.36400

File: 1456347753813.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.76 KB, 582x378, 97:63, 1432679728124.jpg)


9873e4 No.36401

>>36400

Pls Sweden, no bully, this is a safe space.

:P


43a116 No.36402

hahahah Rosberg taking vettels place as the kravitz bully


9873e4 No.36403

>>36402

>bullying the Britsh

>German national sport


43a116 No.36404

File: 1456348189653.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.76 KB, 582x378, 97:63, 1456347753813.jpg)


e2a936 No.36405

>>36401

Nah, he needs to go back to the shed


9a0ed8 No.36407

>Autosport spergs out because I have already viewed 15 free articles this month

>delete autosport cookies

>reboot router

>new IP

>15 more articles

>Autosport BTFO

>lose based purple ID

>me BTFO


9a0ed8 No.36408

File: 1456349078658.jpg (58.16 KB, 570x445, 114:89, happy-everything-went-bett….jpg)

>>36407

>dat ID


53572d No.36409

>>36407

>>36408

Everything's coming up Australia


43a116 No.36410

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e2a936 No.36411

File: 1456349185567.jpeg (6.36 KB, 268x188, 67:47, oz-down-under-.jpeg)

>>36409

or down, rather.


9e7556 No.36415

File: 1456350748944.jpg (240.73 KB, 1357x766, 1357:766, 1447609004104.jpg)

>have to show screen for meeting so I close you guys off

>come back and I missed all the sky daily vlogs

and I'm semi-neet atm, what the fug am I supposed to do if I get a real job?


9a0ed8 No.36417

File: 1456351632516.jpg (175.27 KB, 692x966, 346:483, 2017.jpg)


f57f94 No.36418

>>36415

i'ma just wait for seventy-X+1 to poast it

>tfw missed it bc was on roof replacing blown off shingles

>tfw almost died 5x srs (6 if include near heart attack)

>coming back down

>steel prybar slips and falls

>lands hooked on electrical service entrance


53572d No.36420

>Graham Goodwin and Joe Saward having a bitch fight on twitter

GET THE FUCKING POPCORN


f57f94 No.36421

File: 1456352197400.gif (3.53 MB, 500x282, 250:141, disgonbgud.gif)


aea8aa No.36422

so i'm not been following testing because i turned into a casual.

who is winning? did Vettel champion again? is williams podium? how many just parked the cars till now?


9a0ed8 No.36423

File: 1456352337260.jpg (101.14 KB, 900x600, 3:2, fi.jpg)

>absolutely disgusting


aea8aa No.36424

>>36423

why? looks cool, wonder why there aren't more white steering wheels.


f57f94 No.36425

File: 1456352516193.jpg (77.44 KB, 850x480, 85:48, fag.jpg)

>scarf

when did chico durn into an european


53572d No.36426

>>36422

Reliability has been high.

Renault is now McLaren though

Ferrari have set fast time but on softer tyres.

Mercedes have just been doing ridiculous mileage on medium. Just none stop laps to 900km

Red Bull seems to be doing better

Williams are williams

Haas is seemingly going to be okayish apart from the front wing failure they suffered

Manor are manor

This though could all be bullshit because it is testing.


f57f94 No.36427

>>36424

it a 3D printed part


9a0ed8 No.36428

>>36424

>white steering wheels

>not RBG steering wheels


43a116 No.36429

>>36424

looks like one of those cheap plastic alternative controllers you would buy for your gamecube


f57f94 No.36430

>>36428

R+G+B


53572d No.36431

File: 1456352651671.jpg (223.3 KB, 960x1440, 2:3, esteban gutierrez_what_are….jpg)

>>36425

Mexicans can into fashion sense

[spoiler]No they can't[spoiler]


9a0ed8 No.36432

>>36430

Well fuck

>tfw typing too fast


53572d No.36434

File: 1456352711417.jpg (172.74 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, Esteban_perez_saturday_nig….jpg)

>>36431

And I can't use spoiler tags


f57f94 No.36435

File: 1456352725544.jpg (60.89 KB, 854x480, 427:240, massa fect.jpg)

>it will for sure crete some cows


9e7556 No.36436

>>36422

>Mercedes PUs putting down epic mileage

>Ferrari a bit more subdued, presumably cos they changed their PU layout

>Honda's Arai-san got replaced by the guy who ran their F1 program before (brilliant idea)

>Manor looks decent

>Haas only partially shambolic

>Mercedes put Rosberg and Hamilton on half-day shifts since they were getting sore from all the race distances they completed

>Merc also didn't ask for any of the three softer compounds and they're still setting competitive times

>>36418

more exciting than my meeting for sure

>>36425

I'm pretty amused by all the Euros wearing coats, especially since the forecasts online say it's around 60degF during the day


9a0ed8 No.36437

>>36431

dat tiny blonde with her titties out

>come to think of it, haven't we talked about her before?


9a0ed8 No.36438

>>36434

It's ** either side


9a0ed8 No.36439

>>36438

Or do tags work too?

[spoiler]testing[/spolier]


aea8aa No.36440


9a0ed8 No.36441

>>36439

Might work better if I spell correctly

testing


9a0ed8 No.36442

>>36441

Interdesting.

** is still easier though


53572d No.36445

>>36436

I was going to say they all live in Monaco but it is colder there according to the forecast.

>>36439

>>36431

Shit I forgot the fucking /

I'm still used to the cuckchan days of highlight and ctrl+s


f57f94 No.36446

>>36445

i don't think mexicans get monaco tax breaks


53572d No.36447

>>36446

No he moved from Switzerland to Monaco while at McLaren because it was more convenient to get to England (And you know it's fucking Monaco).


f57f94 No.36448

>>36447

probably fewer decapitations too

than in switzerland i mean


f57f94 No.36449

File: 1456354904031.jpg (129.67 KB, 800x533, 800:533, f1-haas-vf-16-launch-2016-….jpg)

>Asked by Motorsport.com how he felt Haas compared to his former Lotus team on an operational level, Grosjean said:

>“At least I don't have to sit on a fucking igloo cooler next to the skips."


9a0ed8 No.36450

File: 1456355132271.jpg (47.17 KB, 325x488, 325:488, the-x-files-i-want-to-beli….jpg)


53572d No.36451

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>36437

If we haven't we have now

It's Algerian fashion/lingerie designer and former underage prostitute Zahia Dehar.

Famous for getting paid paid to have sex with Franck "Glassed-as-a-child" Ribéry and Karim "Totally-not-recording-your-sex-tape" Benzema two members of the French national team. As she was 17 at the time she was over the age of consent (15) but under the age for being able to sell sex (18). An investigation happened just before the 2010 World Cup. They would have received 3 years in jail if convicted while she got nothing as being prostitute isn't illegal but in the end the case was dropped because they didn't know she wasn't 18.

The french national team collapsed spectacularly in world cup leading to a player revolt and last place in the group stages.


f57f94 No.36452

>>36451

how come the french get teenage hooker scandals and all the english get is stabbed by turks?


9a0ed8 No.36453

>>36451

Does she still prostitute?

Because I can save up :^)


53572d No.36454

File: 1456355574516-0.jpg (112.83 KB, 600x902, 300:451, Zahia Dehar.jpg)

File: 1456355574529-1.jpg (75.98 KB, 480x721, 480:721, Zahia Dehar_1.jpg)

>>36453

It's the French way.

>>36453

The popularity from the case caused her to skyrocket and that face….uhhhh


9a0ed8 No.36455


9a0ed8 No.36456

>>36454

>and that face….uhhhh

Urgh, yeah not with that face.

She has a great body though

>I love tiny petite grills (as long as they have some boobs)


43a116 No.36457

>>36454

Holy shit that thing is disgusting. Its like something created via the oblivion face generator.


f57f94 No.36458

>>36455

>but it is flash only


f57f94 No.36459

>>36457

i can see the one on the right calling me an n'wah yeah


9a0ed8 No.36460

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>36455

>>36458

YouTube version


f57f94 No.36461


9a0ed8 No.36462

>>36461

Your point being?


f57f94 No.36463

>>36462

you could have left the (You) out of it you abbo bully


9a0ed8 No.36464

File: 1456357147776.png (132.76 KB, 279x547, 279:547, tw.png)

>Ted following SkyF1's best known pirate on Twitter

Don't think Rupert would approve.


f57f94 No.36465

>>36464

ted literally tells people during the notebook to look stuff up on a well known internet video site


53572d No.36466

>>36465

Yes but that could be a throwback for working with the BBC and having to kinda dodge any form of publicity.

>Other video sharing websites are available


f57f94 No.36467

>even boullier doesn't know really why he voted to change qualy


9a0ed8 No.36468

File: 1456357697876.jpg (134.04 KB, 814x558, 407:279, sky.jpg)

>>36465

Used to.

They don't paywall/geoblock it anymore.

Although for some reason, recently they've been uploading a duplicate paywalled version, sometimes before, sometimes after.

>watch now = free

>sign in = paywall


f57f94 No.36469

>>36468

>the network that hired Ted in charge of technical intertubes

also he just promoted jewtube to a hass employee

right before making a comment about steve's freakishly large neck


aea8aa No.36470

File: 1456358079642.png (2.74 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_2016-02-24-17-4….png)

>Ferrari in charge of not overdoing a thing

It was cool before they started doing it everyday.


9e7556 No.36471

>>36455

>that photographer almost getting run over by Hamilel in his pit box

top kek


9a0ed8 No.36472

File: 1456360802800-0.png (332.24 KB, 633x657, 211:219, lies.png)

File: 1456360802896-1.jpg (71.93 KB, 800x533, 800:533, brazil.jpg)

What an absolute load of bullshit.

If he didn't care, then why did he chuck a hissy fit and not pose for the post-qualifying photo in Brazil when Nico beat him by a tenth?


9a0ed8 No.36473

File: 1456361746726.webm (4.92 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, paparazzi.webm)

>>36471

As much as I loathe to defend Lewlew, especially when he's attempting homicide, the photographer did deserve it.

>car comes in

>photographer jumps in front of the car

>crew member taps him on the shoulder to tell him to fuck off

>he doesn't

>team waits

>team waits

>team waits

>team waits

>team gets sick of waiting

>Lewis guns it at him


53572d No.36474

>>36473

I assume he was actually a Mercedes photographer (They all have to wear the same media vests) because of the board they held up behind Lewis for the shot.

The mechanic was telling him that Lewis was going to need to reverse back into the pitbox so he needs to stand back so Lewis can have room.

Lewis then decides to play chicken with him.

But it is more fun to say homicide so go with that.


53572d No.36475

>>36474

>>36473

Or the driving towards the camera was actually intentional for the shot.

But no I definitely prefer not trying to defend Lewis. So go with homicide


7b9be4 No.36476

File: 1456366004837.jpg (1.37 MB, 4961x3508, 4961:3508, mercedesf1w06hybridprint.jpg)


4213e4 No.36477

>>36476

they're trying to show it as if it's some great design, but every dimension listed on there is defined by a regulation.


53572d No.36478

>>36477

TBF most of the dimensions do have max or min before them


4213e4 No.36479

>>36478

if there was a choice between a max and min and they picked one, that is still being designed by the regulations.


53572d No.36480

>>36479

Yeah I'm just saying they do point it out as a regulated measure.


53572d No.36481

>>36480

>>36479

And of course they have included which regulation it agrees to underneath.

The only one which doesn't have one is the wheelbase which isn't a regulated length


4213e4 No.36482

>>36480

>>36481

the point isn't to state that they've been disingenuous, the point is to illustrate how hilarious it is that nearly every significant dimension of the car is functionally dictated not chosen.


53572d No.36483

>>36482

Yeah sorry I mistook your 'great design' for the drawing itself. We now the regs are stupid.

Still a nice drawing and nice to have visual guide to FIA stupidity as ironically the drawings in the tech regs are shit.


f57f94 No.36484

inb4 build lewisha milton's championship winning w06 commercials


53572d No.36485

>>36484

>lewisha milton's

Was this an error or this Lewis' ghetto sister?


f57f94 No.36486

>>36485

every proud black women is lewis' ghetto sister


53572d No.36487

File: 1456369812372.png (45.8 KB, 685x932, 685:932, Lewisha.PNG)

>>36485

I'm never going to understand Ebonics names


f57f94 No.36488

>>36487

minnesota's population is 5.5M, that should be closer to 6 in every ten million

also probably a lot of lewishas aren't on the dmv and tax rolls and they probably shoot census workers in they neibahoodz


1a5286 No.36489

File: 1456370330437.jpg (418.86 KB, 1600x1498, 800:749, 1427526176475.jpg)

WE WUZ RACE DRIVERS N SHEIT


53572d No.36490

>>36488

Yeah it's the fact it is a name in the first place.

Though I guess I can't really speak given I'm working with data from London at the moment and the names leave a lot to be desired.


1a5286 No.36491

File: 1456370784382.jpg (98.65 KB, 639x428, 639:428, 1429984621374.jpg)

>>36490

>and the names leave a lot to be desired

You mean like Muhammad?


4213e4 No.36492

>>36454

that's the sort of face that would force you to abort the cumshot and make the sperm crawl back up your urethra.


53572d No.36493

>>36491

I'm not going to name names as that feels like a quick way to get fired as it is sensitive data but yeah.

Top 3 last names are Smith, Khan and Yusuf


9a0ed8 No.36494

File: 1456372448634.png (41.3 KB, 1161x129, 9:1, fiber.png)

>OT

God I love fiber


c2af48 No.36495

>>36477

Hahah

>>36493

Wow. And here I thought we were exaggerating


7ea2e0 No.36497

>>36494

I'm really enjoying this show so far. Fuck all of the people that expect it to be a copy of BrBa and claim it's boring.


9a0ed8 No.36498

>>36497

>I'm really enjoying this show so far

Me too.

>>36497

>Fuck all of the people that expect it to be a copy of BrBa

This.


f57f94 No.36499

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9a0ed8 No.36500

COVERAGE LINKS

>>36282


9a0ed8 No.36501


9a0ed8 No.36502

File: 1456388304706.jpg (86.23 KB, 800x450, 16:9, d479b97a-a327-41a1-b7ef-7e….jpg)

Fucking seriously?

Mercedes "amazing new nose" is…. a normal Mercedes nose with an S duct.

Whoopdeefuckingdoo


1a2f6f No.36503

>with Raikkonen on course to post his first lap of the day.

why?


1a2f6f No.36504

>>36503

disregard this, I read it as "final lap of the day" for some bizarre reason


f57f94 No.36505

>>36502

but that's… on the other side of the nose attachment bits


9a0ed8 No.36506

>>36505

There's a scoop that feed it on the underside of the nose.

(where the black part is)


8ac62b No.36507

>>36502

Looks like a pointy finger


9a0ed8 No.36508

File: 1456388898208.jpg (Spoiler Image, 40.47 KB, 500x386, 250:193, ms.jpg)

>Mercedes hypes their amazing new nose all week

>mfw it's just the same nose with an S duct


f57f94 No.36509

>>36506

i see it now

>lame


f57f94 No.36510

>nose reveal is fucking stupid

>tickers are just reporting meaningless times

>waiting for something to happen

>put this bbc docu sitting around about botticelli's venus on other monitor

>it's hosted by some fucking stupid bitch who runs a chain of dildo stores or some stupid empowering shit

>"what is the mystery of its enduring appeal?"

>something something trying to sound fancy

yeah it's a chick with her tits out ready to get fucked on a plate

somebody red flag plz


9a0ed8 No.36511

>>36510

>>nose reveal is fucking stupid

What's fucking stupid is how hard Mercedes is trying to hype is on le social media.

It's just the same nose with a scoop, like half the field has.


f57f94 No.36512

>>36511

and how amus has a gallery of 482 pictures of it

>that everyone is talking about

they got us


9a0ed8 No.36513

File: 1456390923850.png (54.1 KB, 1352x303, 1352:303, crash.png)

Oh, ok then.


f57f94 No.36514

>Das Technik-Update soll aber nicht nur cool aussehen,

sorry I can't hear you clearly with all that merc cock in your german mouth


9a0ed8 No.36515

File: 1456391194583.jpg (264.55 KB, 635x424, 635:424, 2012 C31.jpg)

FUCKING SERIOUSLY???

>"Mercedes shows 'innovative' new nose for W07 Formula 1 car"

>http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/122966

Innovative?

How the fuck is copying something from a 2012 Sauber innovative?


8ac62b No.36516

>>36515

Isn't the innovative bit about the intake, like its shape or positioning or something ? I haven't really followed S ducts and shit but weren't the intakes like at the tip of the nose ?


f57f94 No.36517

>>36516

they were under the bulkhead

this is a whopping few inches forward


3b1cf3 No.36518

>>36515

It's not even a Sauber thing. The F2008 had it too.


3b1cf3 No.36520

Impressive from Raikkonen to get within a tenth of K-MAGS soft tyre time on medium tyres. Lets you know probably how far behind Renault are behind really.

As always in testing, can't read too much into these times.

And the McLaren is back in it's natural habitat. The Pits.


3b1cf3 No.36521

>>36520

Fuck, autosport bodged the numbers. It's 4tenths.


8ac62b No.36522

>>36520

Renault are on course to be this year's McLaren, having car breakdowns and being overall slow. Could just be testing glitches, but it's not a very bright start.


3b1cf3 No.36523

McLaren on stands and no nose

Normal service has been resumed for them.


3b1cf3 No.36524

Truly is back to form for McLaren. Not running again until after lunch.


1a2f6f No.36525

File: 1456399625853.gif (944.88 KB, 312x213, 104:71, 1429833307796.gif)

>Raikkonen goes fastest on a 1m24.460s.


9e7556 No.36526

File: 1456403211627.jpg (545.96 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1447518151800.jpg)

>11. Alonso - McLaren - No Time


8ac62b No.36527

is the 8ch broken?


8ac62b No.36528

File: 1456410027717.jpg (164.01 KB, 800x533, 800:533, 01f7ac1b-fadd-4e6b-af53-70….jpg)

>>36527

oh fuck those 404s when posting images

>men_on_suicide_watch.jpg


9a0ed8 No.36529

File: 1456413020292.jpg (131.88 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Esteban-Gutierrez-HaasF1-F….jpg)

Haas finally painted their nose

Only took them 2 days.

>If it was McLaren, Ron would have had the car sit in the garage for 2 days until it was painted.


9a0ed8 No.36530

File: 1456413081334.jpg (69.23 KB, 680x453, 680:453, Ericsson-Fans-Formel-1-Tes….jpg)

>>36528

Still better than the Ericsson banners


9a0ed8 No.36531

>Protip: You don't have to click "ok" to clear the error message. Just click the darkened screen over the replay button. Makes spam clicking to post a lot faster.


e2a936 No.36532

>>36529

I kinda liked having the carbon firber exposed


9a0ed8 No.36533

File: 1456415144657.png (279.49 KB, 606x364, 303:182, lel.png)


9a0ed8 No.36534

File: 1456415216898-0.jpg (174.39 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, 2017 1.jpg)

File: 1456415216899-1.jpg (131.06 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, 2017 2.jpg)

File: 1456415216899-2.jpg (167.18 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, 2017 3.jpg)


9a0ed8 No.36535

File: 1456415562418.png (66.85 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag red.png)

>Haas kill


e2a936 No.36536

File: 1456415693453.jpg (18.77 KB, 360x235, 72:47, 1423144015779.jpg)

>>36534

wow

It's fucking nothing.

Can't they just rejuvenate the pre '09 aero's instead?


8ac62b No.36537

>>36535

But did it explode?


aea8aa No.36538

>>36536

>Can't they just rejuvenate the pre '09 aero's instead?

people would complain that F1 cars wouldn't look like f1 cars and more like dump spaceships because aero is retarded and the wings on wings on wings were stupid and shit.


e2a936 No.36539

>>36538

They looked far better than what they do now.

I always imagined that my this time we would have active aero's and all sorts of cool shit on the cars (drs doesn't count) but instead we have fuck all.

>stupid and shit.

The current cars are stupid and shit, and thanks to the restrictive ruleset there's absolutely no way for the different teams to distinguish themselves and they all look exactly the same, and they look shit

If they open up the rules the the teams would find these 4-6 magical seconds on their own accord by just making better cars.

and if Pirelli can't handle it they need to make better tires or just fuck off


c59e6d No.36540

File: 1456417929755.webm (6.83 MB, 640x480, 4:3, On board - Vettel's Spa l….webm)

>>36536

>>36538

speaking of '09


9a0ed8 No.36541

File: 1456418439213.jpg (135.41 KB, 627x646, 33:34, kmag.jpg)

Even Mercedes is making fun of Honda now


9a0ed8 No.36542

File: 1456420188107-0.png (83.84 KB, 534x627, 178:209, flag chequered.png)

File: 1456420188117-1.png (36.46 KB, 810x346, 405:173, test2.png)


9a0ed8 No.36543

lel


9a0ed8 No.36544

File: 1456420393109.png (5.33 KB, 485x174, 485:174, no.png)

>>36543

I swear I attached the image.

I hope this isn't a new 8ch fail thing.


91c95b No.36545

>>36544

>Laps completed today:

>Alonso, 3

keks


c59e6d No.36546

>>36544

>I hope this isn't a new 8ch fail thing.

It has been happening to me all day.


4213e4 No.36547

http://www.f1today.net/en/news/f1/209141/haryanto-may-need-more-money-for-full-manor-seat?

>trusting indonesians with money

>ever

crash some more haryanto, I'm sure your seat is secure ;)


91c95b No.36548

File: 1456427226867.jpg (37.56 KB, 638x425, 638:425, SetWidth638-maldonado-gett….jpg)

>>36547

>harry getting kicked

pls let another famous pay driver take the seat, I want Pastor to race in Baku ffs

ALSO FUCK 404s


9a0ed8 No.36549

>>36548

Renault were able to drop Pastor because he breeched his contract when PVDSA didn't make a payment, so that makes it very questionable if he still has money to buy a drive.


9e7556 No.36552

>>36551

>>36551

new badger gp is ready if anyone is interested


9a0ed8 No.36553

>>36552

Noice


9a0ed8 No.36555

Paddock Uncut with Rachel Brookes + Ted's Notebook on SkyF1 in 30 bings

Acestream:

>acestream://2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48

Potatostream:

>http://crichd.tv/update/skyf1.php


f57f94 No.36556

ted needs to give up on this superpaint red bullherring

it's like crappy and his electromagnetic singapore hotzone


f57f94 No.36557

when do we get the new nicos hitme


9a0ed8 No.36558

File: 1456434456689.webm (796.66 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 2016 Sky opener.webm)

>>36557

>implying we don't already have it


f57f94 No.36559

File: 1456434708184.jpg (73.5 KB, 800x533, 800:533, yusuke-hasegawa-honda.jpg)

when do we get to hear this guy speak


9a0ed8 No.36560

Rachel's voice sounds fucked

>someone's been deep throating


f57f94 No.36561

rachel's voice has been taking a pounding from something


f57f94 No.36562

>>36560

throatcucked


9a0ed8 No.36563


f57f94 No.36564

>taylor swift desktop

classy ted


9a0ed8 No.36565

>>36564

>obvious cheap gag is cheap

like Taylor

referring to the gagging, not the cheap


9a0ed8 No.36566

>amazing the tiny little pillars can take all the load

Except for Haas :^)


f57f94 No.36567

>>36565

taylor swift's pussy is like a twix

except after you get through the chocolate there is more chocolate


f57f94 No.36568

>twisted pillar

what a great transsexual metal band


f57f94 No.36569

how much would it cost to send ted a freshman correspondence course in basic aerodynamics


f57f94 No.36570

>SNOG frozen yogurt

that sounds awful


9a0ed8 No.36571

File: 1456435965536.webm (3.66 MB, 960x540, 16:9, sparkplugs.webm)

>>36569

Basics of internal combustion too


5c90fc No.36572

>>36569

Ted only knows about spark plugs


5c90fc No.36573

>>36571

fuckin hivemind on that one


9a0ed8 No.36574

>tfw cucking everyone today


9a0ed8 No.36575

>100 frames per second

>high speed camera

pick one


aea8aa No.36576

Reminder that if you didn't follow the 1995 Formula 1 twitter account last year you missed something great.

also posting picture reddit style http://i.imgur.com/lyARGnL.png

because this site is a piece of shit that won't let me upload pictures.


5c90fc No.36577

I wonder if Ted needs a notebook because he has ADD


9a0ed8 No.36578

>Ted thinking that Mercedes would permanently mount their own camera in a reserved FOM camera position

God he's a dumb fuck


f57f94 No.36579

ted in with the tractor joke


5c90fc No.36580

>an upside down mickey mouse

>it's what people are calling it

What people?


759678 No.36581


9a0ed8 No.36582

>>36580

Scarbs.

90% of what Ted says is him parroting someone else.


9a0ed8 No.36583

>this Papa Johns ad

>Americans thinking that British people will be impressed by "California" tomatoes


9a0ed8 No.36584

>tfw testing is kill


5c90fc No.36585

we need to do another classic race soon


9a0ed8 No.36586

>"Daniel Fiat"

I had forgotten how much I hate Croft.


37baaa No.36587

>>36585

We need consensus on a time


5c90fc No.36588

>>36587

This weekend some time would be nice


4213e4 No.36589

>>36587

earlier in the morning on saturday or later at night on friday are good for me.


759678 No.36590

File: 1456438225586.png (46.52 KB, 896x708, 224:177, f1dates.png)

>>36584

it's only gone for a few days


5c90fc No.36591

so based on the tests, does anyone think Haas will be midfield-tier?


9e7556 No.36592

>>36591

Was thinking lower midfield before the test, more info is still required. They seemed to have escaped the fate of the 2010 startup teams but someone still has to be in last place. Manor have upped their game significantly and Renault isn't total crap so not being dead last might depend on how fast the 2016 Sauber is. There's a lot of question marks around McHonda too.


9a0ed8 No.36593

>>36590

>dat longer and longer season

Can't wait for Christmas day F1


f57f94 No.36594

>>36593

boxing day 12h endurance race to kill the old cars

>only merc finishes


9a0ed8 No.36595

>>36588

>>36589

>watching a replay of a classic race on a weekend evening

>not watching a replay of a rained out FP1 at 3am

Fucking casuals


53572d No.36596

>>36593

>tfw it isn't the sixties and the South African GP isn't on over new year

>29th December 62

>28th December 63

>1st January 65

>2nd January 67

>1st January 68

I mean there was a huge gap to the next race but still.


9a0ed8 No.36597

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ted's Notebook


5c90fc No.36598

>>36597

Ted's ADD assistance note pad


e2a936 No.36599

>>36597

Sauber came with last years car?

Did Monisha ruin the team that hard?


8ac62b No.36601

>>36599

I think the engineers just couldn't work on a car with these colours


e2a936 No.36602

>>36601

It's not the colours per se,

It's just so cheaply done it looks like a tacky gp3 car


9e7556 No.36611

File: 1456489876643.png (86.35 KB, 594x485, 594:485, motorsportcorr.PNG)

any idea when we'll see fuel-adjusted times? the cars' pace on full tanks at the start of race sims should be revealing.

as is motorsport.com has tried to correct using the approximate compound steps, but that's more a measurement of who is furthest along in their program so far/prioritizing one-lap pace.

>third try posting


9a0ed8 No.36614

>>36611

>Force India confirmed for WCC

I don't know why they would release that.

If I was making it and found that the data put Force India on top, I'd admit that it was a bad idea, and not embarrass myself by publicly posting it.


e2a936 No.36623

>>36614

>Not believing in a designated WCC


9e7556 No.36624

File: 1456495437999-0.jpg (1.38 MB, 2992x2000, 187:125, cSJ6Q4q.jpg)

File: 1456495438025-1.jpg (1.35 MB, 2992x2000, 187:125, KHgYJu7.jpg)

File: 1456495438035-2.jpg (1.38 MB, 2992x2000, 187:125, cL3ymNk.jpg)

>meanwhile in Baku

if I was a resident I would be mad as fuck, not because of the NIMBY aspect but how the country is getting fucked by oil prices while the govt is outwardly focusing on sports


53572d No.36628

File: 1456496832292.jpg (136.05 KB, 1402x926, 701:463, Data.JPG)

>tfw you have all the data


9e7556 No.36636

>Pirelli plans to use a V8-engined car to test the tires for next season

they're probably using old cars due to the testing ban but I'd like to think it's because the new cars are just so much slower

>inb4 some absolute madman bolts a DDD on an EBD/DDRS flexi-wing car

even the acronyms are worse now (BBW, specifically)


3b1cf3 No.36637

>>36636

More likely because they can produce equivalent downforce. And no one really wan't to use their current cars to run around for tyre testing given their cost and complexity.


4985fa No.36638

>>36624

>but how the country is getting fucked by oil prices while the govt is outwardly focusing on sports

While the government should never be involved in the economy, much less sporting events, there may be an argument that a petrochemical state should invest in something that is potentially going to mature and bring money back into the country.

For sure f1 won't make them money, but it might put them on the map for foreign investment in sectors other than the black shit in the ground.

>>36636

The v8 engined cars (esp the Renault, because mechachrome still makes parts) are also astronomically cheaper to run.


f57f94 No.36639

File: 1456521650939.jpg (31.89 KB, 480x480, 1:1, nope.jpg)

>when you make a phone call to your old friend and his wife answers


f57f94 No.36640

>>36624

>getting fucked by [] prices while the [people in charge] is outwardly focusing on sports

like every university in the country


f57f94 No.36641

>mclaren filiming day goes smoothly

that is the line and they are sticking to it

100km no problems

we have film, honest


4213e4 No.36642

>>36639

ooch

>>36640

remove the govt subsidies and watch how fast efficiency becomes a priority.


f57f94 No.36643

File: 1456523421612.jpg (78.7 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, sky tech.jpg)

>>36642

that never ceases to amaze me

>let's give everyone $X dollars for college!

>college suddenly becomes $X more expensive

>let's give everyone $X+Y dollars for college!

and thus it's like $50k for a bachelors

anyway i know the teams are a big draw for alumnus donations and merchandising and free slave labor but its still fucking stupid

one of the universities i went to, the basketball and football facilities were a third of the area of the rest of the school and they had an entire special subschool for the athletes where they could miss most of the lectures and which offered classes like algebra I (anybody who needed algebra I would never be admitted there normally)


f57f94 No.36644

File: 1456524033843.jpg (129.33 KB, 800x450, 16:9, AU1395233.jpg)

meanwhile for Isle of Man TT, the last of the real halfwheel events, some people who care have brought back 500cc two-strokes (the last of the real halfwheel bikes

why can't we have nice things


4213e4 No.36645

>>36643

never fails to make me laugh. In many states, the highest paid state employee is a coach. Especially funny since the coach would have to make more than the 1200 other people who serially change govt jobs to collect more than one pension.

>>36644

I recently started reading A Twist of the Wrist, so I've gone from knowing next to nothing about motorcycles to quite a bit of the technical side.

Are Tourist Trophies like the endurance racing of motorcycles? I know that they're often production based classes on open roads, which led me to that assumption.


f57f94 No.36646

>>36645

there are actual endurance races where they had single sided swingarms to change the rears and headlights and stuff… or at least there were back in the day

isle of man is more like bombing nordschleife or pikes peak or something

literally nobody cares about other TT events


4213e4 No.36647

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>36646

>pikes peak

reminds me that if you haven't seen this, you should.


f57f94 No.36648

>>36647

tfw loeb destroyed the record on a lark


a79401 No.36649

>>36648

>tarmac babby


4213e4 No.36650

>>36648

that was after they paved it due to a bullshit conspiracy by the sierra club.


f57f94 No.36651

>>36649

>>36650

in 2011

>92sec faster than 2012


e2a936 No.36652

>>36650

man, paving it really ruined the spirit of pikes peak.

any chance that they'll un-pave it?


f57f94 No.36653

>>36652

>2015 was the first time in the history of the race that an electric car won in all classes. Second place was earned by an electric car, too.

nope


4213e4 No.36654

I should clarify. The Sierra Club finds an issue to litigate over, claims they are protecting the environment, picks a fight with an organization that will settle out of court. They made a totally bullshit claim that the water supply was threatened by the gravel that was pushed off.

Then when the pikes peak highway officials settled out of court and had it paved, the sierra club got to claim they saved the earth, and acted as if they had market rate attorneys (so that their wealthy members and backers donate) while using unpaid interns and volunteers to actually do the case work.


4213e4 No.36655

>>36652

when the lobbying arm of 8ch/f1/ takes down these conspiratorial assholes


f57f94 No.36656

>>36654

one of those fuckers came to my door once and was surprised that anyone couldn't love trees so much (clarification: i like trees)

>using unpaid interns and volunteers to actually do the case work.

that's how every attorney's office works tbh

similar to dentistry


9e7556 No.36657

File: 1456525634806-0.jpg (157.4 KB, 1024x573, 1024:573, 1447519910801.jpg)

File: 1456525634839-1.jpg (32.9 KB, 600x476, 150:119, 1446493007842.jpg)

>Steiner says the team hopes to make more progress next week, to build on the laps it recorded this week – which was a higher total than rivals Manor and McLaren.

>being considered in competition with a recently bankrupted team and a new team full of 'murrikans

how low can McLaren go


f57f94 No.36658

File: 1456525791263.jpg (276.84 KB, 650x434, 325:217, img_3670_0.jpg)

*i like trees, but i disagree with how they go about things

just like i like encryption and privacy but don't want to be associated with people who use their smartphones as placards and people who shovel their degeneracy into anything that is going on


4213e4 No.36659

>>36658

>>36656

The irony is these bullshit "give us your donations so you can feel good while we sequester the money" organizations are so dominant when basic shit like sowing seeds in a back yard or changing a lightbulb is more productive for the environment.


9e7556 No.36660

what I dislike about these nonprofit environmental causes is that they have this burning desire to cuck the planet by putting solar panels and wind turbines everywhere. just build some LFTRs (or other nukular reactors) and be done with it


4213e4 No.36661

>>36660

I love how they fight nuclear power when that's literally the only mature technology that could ever have the yield to give us energy (and fossil fuel) independence in our lifetime.


a79401 No.36662

File: 1456526032620.png (73.54 KB, 410x758, 205:379, road.png)

/BLOG/ but semi on topic

A week ago I got bored and looked for a road to go fundriving on at 3am when I'm bored and can't sleep.

I found this and got excited…

Twisty as fuck, nice and long, remote so no cops, and only 20 minutes from home…


e2a936 No.36663

>>36655

An /f1/ lobbying group would be awesome


a79401 No.36664

File: 1456526063527.jpg (Spoiler Image, 226.67 KB, 1140x616, 285:154, road 2.jpg)

>>36662

Then I looked at the street view.

FML


4213e4 No.36665

>>36662

>>36664

AHAHAHA as long as you dont mind road chips, you're good.


f57f94 No.36666

>>36664

you need a boogy like coronel


9e7556 No.36667

>>36664

just get your ute and tear it up


f57f94 No.36668

>>36666

damn almost got quints


9e7556 No.36669

>>36664

also,

>you are now imagining the google street view car creeping along that thing


53572d No.36670

>>36669

I think there are truck variants of the street car.


d961ec No.36671

Test


f57f94 No.36672

>>36670

>it's one of those somali technicals with the machinegun replaced

>it still says the name of a plumber from indiana on the side


9e7556 No.36673

File: 1456526491840.jpg (57.88 KB, 1002x417, 334:139, cota.JPG)

>>36670

maybe mclaren can go into the circuit mapping business


4213e4 No.36674

There was interest in a classic race stream. Does 10 am Eastern Time tomorrow work for anyone?


f57f94 No.36675

>>36673

if you want your maps done by 2037


53572d No.36676

>>36672

Now I just want Somalian street view.

>Rear view is just dust/spray from having to speed it from pirates


a79401 No.36677

>>36674

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=179&iso=20160227T10&msg=Stream&sort=1

With my sleeping pattern as fucked as it is atm, I'll probably be awake.


a868a3 No.36678

>>36674

My VPN is supposed to give me an IP not used on the website recently. It literally never fails to give me one that someone else is using. I should sign up for a new one.


53572d No.36679

>>36674

I won't be here (Got to support the local team) but don't let that stop you.


a79401 No.36680

File: 1456527032614.png (221.44 KB, 588x1277, 588:1277, DC AL.png)

(read pic from the bottom up)

Lotterer really made himself look like a dumbfuck who can't understand a simple point being made imo

>DC: F1 cars need to be faster, and drivers should have to push all the time, this isn't endurance racing.

>AL: hurr hurr Lewis doesn't push hard in OP Mercedes


f57f94 No.36681

>>36680

do you have a better picture of his wife


4213e4 No.36682

>>36680

Lotterer isn't usually retarded. Coulthard actually makes good points.


aea8aa No.36683

>>36680

goddamn endurance racers are the worst.

>LOOK AT US WE RACE FLAT OUT FOR HOURS AND HOURS LOL

>F1 IS FOR PUSSIES THEY CRUISE FOR 1 HOUR AND A HALF

>WE RACE 25 HOURS ALL DAY EVERYDAY PUSHING LOL

>please watch our race i know it gets boring after the first 2 laps because nothing matters until the last 2 laps but please i have to feed my family


53572d No.36684

File: 1456527529241-0.jpg (196.75 KB, 970x1326, 485:663, Karen Minier.jpg)

File: 1456527529271-1.jpeg (54.75 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Lynsay coulthard.jpeg)

File: 1456527529271-2.jpg (59.31 KB, 634x533, 634:533, Lynsay_coulthard.jpg)

>>36681

Yeah but the women in the user photo is his sister who died of a prescription drug overdose.


f57f94 No.36685

>>36684

phew i thought his wife was having some steroid cancer allergy for ants


f57f94 No.36686

File: 1456527711346.jpg (42.77 KB, 640x360, 16:9, _71692913_de38.jpg)

how come joe saward never talks about his sister's gang rape


a79401 No.36687

File: 1456528099369.jpg (49.31 KB, 577x297, 577:297, 1456527711346.jpg)

>>36686

>Joe's sister

Pretty sure that's just Joe in drag.

charged with buggery and rape

kek in the ass


f57f94 No.36688

>>36687

can you imagine how hard up the rapists must have been

you could ask joe about it at his Audience, i hear tickets are still available


53572d No.36689

>>36686

Joe has many times defended F1 against claims of sexism.

I wouldn't be surprised if he made the 'wrong' comment over a christmas cracker joke to her and now is not speaking terms.

That and it means people would have to google her. Joe is a kind man and spares that from us.


53572d No.36690

>Joe's great grandfather was a captain during WW1 and part of the first use of radio to capture a criminal.

I'm surprised he some how hasn't brought this up.


f57f94 No.36691

>>36690

but he wrote a whole book about it that he advertises const- oh

also that was shoddy evidence and the man was wrongly convicted and then executed


caa305 No.36692

>>36688

Aren't British women notoriously hideous? Didn't the Vikings take most of the hot ones?

>>36690

that's nothing, Denny Hulme's father received a Victoria cross for basically single handedly winning the battle of Crete.

https://www.thegazette.co.uk/London/issue/35306/supplement/5936

But in a typically britbong/commonwealth way, he's been posthumously branded a war criminal.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/newzealand/1515344/VC-winner-branded-a-war-criminal.html


f57f94 No.36693

>>36692

>hideous

remember rape is a crime of violence, not sex

if it were about sex there would be genitals involved and penetration and people would have erotic fantasies about it and ludicrous things like that


5a5282 No.36694

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-forced-to-delay-new-qualifying-format-until-spanish-gp-676021/

>Bernie Ecclestone says that Formula 1's new elimination qualifying format will not be introduced until the Spanish Grand Prix because of issues with readying the new timing software.


a79401 No.36695

>>36694

How good would it be if the new timing system didn't work, and caused utter chaos.


91c95b No.36696

>>36694

Like, how can a timing system not work for that? They can literally have an intern in the race director room taking a screencap of the timing screen every 90 seconds, then saying 'X is the slowest' and have him get to the pits on his next lap or something.


e2a936 No.36697

>>36692

>hideous?

the one's that aren't are busy getting raped by pakistanis


f22094 No.36698

stream soon


f22094 No.36699

https://cytu.be/r/8chanF1

classic race stream casuals


68a8af No.36700

File: 1456590401113.jpg (102.83 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, B4qZKy6CEAEtRIP.jpg)

>Hamilton fans


91c95b No.36701

File: 1456592447685.jpg (11.56 KB, 160x320, 1:2, rape meter.jpg)


aea8aa No.36702

>>36700

i don't know if thats genius of retarded.

its genius because its a helmet, its retarded because its a smart, but its genius because they made a helmet but its retarded because its a helmet.


e2a936 No.36703

>>36702

It's retarded because it's hamilton


f57f94 No.36704

File: 1456606095145.jpg (106.45 KB, 1120x781, 1120:781, TW1083-The-Great-Grape-Ape….jpg)

>ultrasoft, the supersoft and soft tyres to the Montreal race, with the purple ultrasoft being chosen for the first time in the championship's history.

why not monaco?

>read that and had to check calendar to see if they had been rearranged

>nope


f57f94 No.36705

>The Hindustan Times is reporting that the golden handshake that Vijay Mallya signed with Diageo means that his involvement in the Formula 1 team is now over.

lol stuck with VJM named chassis


f57f94 No.36706

>>36704

nevermind

>14 weeks in advance compared to eight weeks for European rounds, the Canadian Grand Prix tyre choices have been announced before the Spanish and Monaco Grand Prix selections.


e2bfb6 No.36707

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is probably old but, that product placement prayer

the better song version https://youtu.be/BZnDt2wEFjk


68a8af No.36708

File: 1456642714006.jpg (160.67 KB, 933x595, 933:595, more like jamie alguersurg….jpg)

Jamie Alguersuari confirmed for LOVING the cock


53572d No.36709

File: 1456643482717-0.jpg (94.81 KB, 480x640, 3:4, Jaime_Marta.jpg)

File: 1456643482719-1.jpg (82.54 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Jaime_Marta_1.jpg)

File: 1456643482763-2.jpg (35.94 KB, 477x640, 477:640, Jaime_Marta_2.jpg)

File: 1456643482763-3.jpg (54.75 KB, 500x375, 4:3, Jaime_Marta_3.jpg)

>>36708

We probably could have guessed that earlier going by any picture of him and his previous GF.

Or just looking at him. I mean he is a nice looking guy.

Why do gay guys always seem to be or go for bald guys though?

Does a shiny cranium attract them like a peacock and it's feathers?


e2bfb6 No.36710

>>36709

>Does a shiny cranium attract them like a peacock and it's feathers?

Nah. Shaved head reminds them of a bell end


53572d No.36711

>>36710

I was trying not to be that obvious


f57f94 No.36712

>>36708

>he's just having fun and joking with his mate

can confirm back in school we used to joke our cocks into each other mouths like all the time, man what a laugh


aea8aa No.36713

>>36708

literally who?


68a8af No.36714

>>36713

>casual


aea8aa No.36715

File: 1456646491585.gif (2.64 MB, 400x225, 16:9, TypeTridoronBeamDeflection.gif)

>>36714

that would have hurt me if i cared about F1 anymore.


e2bfb6 No.36716

>>36711

Idk maybe its something regarding masculinity so maybe peacock feathers?


f57f94 No.36717

>max powers whinging because the indycars new aero has them pulling lateral 5.5g

cry me a vagina


a27059 No.36718

>>36717

He was driving the Marussia, pretty sure his everyday car pulled more lateral g :^)


f57f94 No.36719

File: 1456652656745.png (71.77 KB, 662x433, 662:433, eeee.png)

i feel slightly better now


d07f7c No.36720

there's some racing today: advertisements interrupted by turning left.

if anyone wants to watch that

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dFiqcDhKBOJaBK7NlZR46tkXKqe_kGObN9o8ssCjA4g/pubhtml?gid=1798804204&single=true


68a8af No.36735


4124f7 No.36737

>>36708

Serious statement here, not trying to be a bigot, but its been documented that gay men are worse at reading maps and that this is due to poor spatial reasoning. What if he had the girl as a beard so that Marko didn't see that he was a queer?


68a8af No.36738

>>36737

Being worried about Marko harming his career because he's an old homophobic fuck? Sure.

Being worried about Marko harming his career because Marko has a scientific belief in gays having worse spatial reasoning? Lolno

Being worried about Marko harming his career because Marko is a closet homosexual who would blackmail him into sex? Sure.


53572d No.36739

File: 1456689426752-0.jpg (22.44 KB, 620x256, 155:64, OscarForNico.JPG)

File: 1456689426753-1.jpg (52.41 KB, 729x486, 3:2, Nico_vettel_Sax.jpg)

>Even Nico excepts he looks like Leo


9e7556 No.36740

>Mercedes are using Wi-Fi from their car in the pitlane to download tire info instead of transferring it via a cable

>Louis doesn't have to spend his precious time waiting in the car between runs while they transfer files anymore

Probably only part of how they did so many laps in Test 1, though.

Intredsting article even if slightly propagandic:

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/analysis-does-data-deal-give-mercedes-tyre-advantage-in-2016-676175/

there's also a nice Somerfield+Piola piece on the design trends this season


a27059 No.36741


92884e No.36742

>>36741

Doesn't look very comfy.

Looks like a glorified toolbox.


f57f94 No.36743

now that I think about it wasn't there a bbc piece with DC about albert jerswary and how much he loved to disco deejay at a gay steel mill?


aea8aa No.36744

>>36741

i'm down, those things look like fun.


a27059 No.36747

>>36742

we make it comfy with twingo plushies, RGB leds and vettel posters


e2a936 No.36748

File: 1456697200620-0.jpg (49.02 KB, 570x333, 190:111, 669d0506e12acf1622fe518486….jpg)

File: 1456697200621-1.png (40.34 KB, 362x362, 1:1, 1442709179792.png)

>>36741

>let's start a group funding and buy ourselves a comfy shelter

Sounds like a plan


92884e No.36749

>>36748

>tfw Mexibro jumps out the window


aea8aa No.36750

File: 1456697622381.webm (285.89 KB, 950x614, 475:307, thebullygetsbullied.webm)

>>36749

stop trying to bully me


943752 No.36751

https://racecarsdirect.com/Advert/Details/60199/connaught-a-type

I want really badly to believe that this is the ex-bernie car


4124f7 No.36758

>>36748

Niki is such a whore. He has an advertisement hat on all the time.


92884e No.36759

File: 1456709046645.jpg (45.38 KB, 564x269, 564:269, 1456697200620-0.jpg)

>>36758

>implying it was only Niki


53572d No.36760

File: 1456709783451-0.jpg (160.48 KB, 1280x900, 64:45, F1_sleepover_3.jpg)

File: 1456709783482-1.jpg (137.09 KB, 960x609, 320:203, F1_sleepover_4.jpg)

>>36759

to be fair they didn't have time to pack so they are just wearing what they had which was team gear.

Niki going to sleep in that hat is a bit much.


943752 No.36765

>>36759

Giaccomelli isn't always wearing a hat like lauda.

>>36760

Roberto Guerrero's afro makes me laugh (f1st pic, way in the back) Mansell looks like such a dweeb (2nd pic, behind DeCesaris) DeCesaris has good taste in college football teams. John Watson is dressed nearly the same as mansell, but looks like less of a queer.


92884e No.36767

>>36760

>Niki going to sleep in that hat is a bit much.

Maybe his bald fried head gets cold


53572d No.36769

>>36767

>In the middle of the night Niki wakes up from a pleasant dream to find Piquet drawing a cock and balls on his head


f57f94 No.36770

File: 1456712574014-0.jpg (62.22 KB, 854x480, 427:240, wobble.jpg)

File: 1456712574039-1.jpg (61.49 KB, 854x480, 427:240, wobble2.jpg)

>tfw wife is a mouth breather


92884e No.36773

>>36770

>tfw husband dresses more fabulously than you


f57f94 No.36774

>>36773

he probably dresses her in diapers before they go out


92884e No.36775

File: 1456713151643.mp4 (4.1 MB, 640x368, 40:23, bogan.mp4)

OT

Interdesting

>also: 'straya


943752 No.36777

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>36775

Not aus but it reminded me of this.


943752 No.36778

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>36775

actually really cool

>posted in wrong order


aea8aa No.36779

>>36770

she looks so fucking old, but like at least 70 wtf.


1d38bc No.36780

File: 1456713836426.jpg (17.8 KB, 238x358, 119:179, vettel-zeigt-konkurrenz-de….jpg)

>>36777

>>36778

>geoblocked

>mfw VPN


943752 No.36781

>>36780

Brazil is actually a great movie. Highly recommended.


53572d No.36782

File: 1456716803635-0.jpg (240.52 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, Jap_HRT_fans.jpg)

File: 1456716803636-1.jpg (218.27 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, Jap_Nick_fans.jpg)

File: 1456716803695-2.jpg (307.18 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, Jap_ferris_wheel.jpg)

File: 1456716803720-3.jpg (250.9 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, Jap_ferris_wheel_1.jpg)

>Checking HQ photo collection of GP's

>Check Japanese GP and instantly reminded why I want to go to Suzuka.

The track looks uber comfy from the stands and all the fans are simply brilliant.

Although the amount of hope in some posters and flags is bordering on lunacy tier.

And before you ask Nico Mana is in nearly all of them since 2006


f57f94 No.36783

>>36782

what you don't see in the ferris wheel picture is the dude taking the picture has his cock out


aea8aa No.36784

>>36783

japanese dick so small the little girl doesn't even react.


f57f94 No.36785

>>36784

they are just used to it over there


53572d No.36786

File: 1456717992379.jpg (229.58 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, Nico_mana_2010.jpg)

>>36783

Why have you got to try and ruin the moment with semi truths?


92884e No.36787

File: 1456718581926.png (Spoiler Image, 41.34 KB, 300x300, 1:1, p.png)

>>36786

>2010


53572d No.36788

File: 1456719120358-0.jpg (965.68 KB, 3151x3000, 3151:3000, Nico_mana_14_year_old.jpg)

File: 1456719120359-1.jpg (965.68 KB, 2808x3522, 468:587, Nico_mana_14_year_old_1.jpg)

File: 1456719120388-2.jpg (49.47 KB, 600x450, 4:3, Nico_mana_birthday_cake_1.jpg)

>>36787

Come on aus don't be gross.

She was 14 and Mercedes sent her a cake for her birthday.


aea8aa No.36790

>>36787

>>2010

coincidentally the same year pedobear was last relevant.


53572d No.36791

File: 1456719733494.jpg (178.11 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, Jap_mexican.jpg)

Okay maybe not all the fans are great….


aea8aa No.36792

File: 1456719879482.gif (697.71 KB, 246x299, 246:299, scared.gif)


f57f94 No.36793

>>36788

what you don't see in the 2nd picture is the photographer is standing on a stool with his cock out


92884e No.36795

File: 1456720173015-0.gif (697.71 KB, 246x299, 246:299, inb4.gif)

File: 1456720173018-1.jpg (57.7 KB, 472x500, 118:125, idi.jpg)

File: 1456720173032-2.gif (1.81 MB, 245x281, 245:281, amin.gif)

>>36790

>complains about memes not being fresh

>uses the same memes over and over again


aea8aa No.36796

File: 1456720292511-0.gif (977.21 KB, 400x225, 16:9, TypeTridoronBeamDeflection….gif)

File: 1456720292567-1.gif (243.97 KB, 400x225, 16:9, TypeTridoronBeamDeflection….gif)

File: 1456720292567-2.gif (386.65 KB, 400x225, 16:9, TypeTridoronBeamDeflection….gif)

File: 1456720292568-3.gif (785.45 KB, 400x225, 16:9, TypeTridoronBeamDeflection….gif)


53572d No.36797

File: 1456720295019.jpg (49.89 KB, 729x729, 1:1, Nico_mana_laughing_at_his_….jpg)

>>36790

Holy shit that thread was the first thread I posted in.

My post is so horribly autistic.

Also did we lose people or did the Hamilton fans in that thread switch allegiances?

>>36793


aea8aa No.36799

File: 1456720427401.png (225.33 KB, 329x365, 329:365, bruhwhat.png)

>>36795

reaction images and memes are not always the same thing bruh.


aea8aa No.36800

>>36797

>Also did we lose people or did the Hamilton fans in that thread switch allegiances?

probably left once season was over or noticed nobody liked hamilton here or hopefully they died.


f57f94 No.36801

>>36797

there's always been an influx during an actual GP of people who don't leave this place open 24/7 on a tab


92884e No.36802

>>36801

>casuals


f57f94 No.36803

>>36802

tfw board gets fast and 2uality posts like

>holy shit


53572d No.36804

>>36800

I do remember there being 1 american who was with me on the SecretlyAlonsoFansButTotalyDon'tWantToAdmitItSoJustHateHamiltonAndVettel fandom.

I miss him.


53572d No.36808

File: 1456722557171.jpg (203.88 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, Rosberg_hentai.jpg)

>tfw Leo winning the Oscar is a sign that Nico will win this year


53572d No.36809

File: 1456722703058.jpg (50.06 KB, 591x602, 591:602, Nico_mana_oscars.JPG)


92884e No.36811

File: 1456722807335.webm (1.83 MB, 540x360, 3:2, Ayrton Senna was MURDERED.webm)

>reminder that Senna was murdered


aea8aa No.36812

>>36809

>>36808

>Dicrapio

>relevant now that his meme is death


92884e No.36813

File: 1456723838670.png (38.16 KB, 786x349, 786:349, hype.png)

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE


f57f94 No.36814

File: 1456724130713-0.png (21.83 KB, 787x471, 787:471, stpg.png)

File: 1456724130713-1.png (33.84 KB, 812x831, 812:831, ixq.png)

the power of F1 advertising


92884e No.36815

>>36814

>be me

>randomly thinking about Malbuner Power Slice

>1 minute later

>see new post of /F1/ tab

>mind fucking blown

Not even joking


f57f94 No.36816

>>36814

i should be clear, SP only returns those three (cut off the bottom)

there is literally no malbuner power slice without F1


f57f94 No.36817

File: 1456724544725-0.png (9.52 KB, 820x383, 820:383, ddg.png)

File: 1456724544768-1.png (36.21 KB, 859x816, 859:816, bing.png)

>idek if that is bing syntax because only use bing to search for jav


92884e No.36818

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>36816

>there is literally no malbuner power slice without F1

Because that's the English name

Search for Malbuner Salamischnitte

>tfw expert on Malbuner


f57f94 No.36819

>>36818

but salamischnitte is the regular one not the POWER SLICE


92884e No.36820

File: 1456725536979-0.jpg (129.11 KB, 876x479, 876:479, mal.jpg)

File: 1456725536981-1.jpg (253.39 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, power slice.jpg)

>>36819

I think it's the same thing, just rebranded so they can sell it Europe wide

(finally found a pic of the new one)


f57f94 No.36821

>>36820

I C

i thought it was a black package like limited edition janitorfood


f57f94 No.36824

File: 1456735556351.jpg (122.26 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 14400777335_8877c86695_z.jpg)

ok ok

what if

right

what if they paint the track limits with stay-wet paint?

and then every time someone abuses they get they are tire's marked

>le genius


3b1cf3 No.36825

>>36824

That would also mark the rest of the track and then you would have refection issues at night races. Also just the small issue of driving on full slicks on wet surfaces.

They already had the best deterrent possible which were gravel traps but the morons got rid of them.


f57f94 No.36826

>>36825

what if you made it black paint and pirelli made the tires colors


3b1cf3 No.36827

>>36826

You would then paint over the track lines themselves, and again, driving on full slicks on wet surfaces is not something they should be doing at those speeds.


9e7556 No.36828

File: 1456748031693.jpg (46.81 KB, 633x595, 633:595, twaat.JPG)

Louis music video incoming?


df197a No.36829

File: 1456754490501.png (24.8 KB, 744x328, 93:41, soon.png)


aea8aa No.36831

File: 1456756192230.png (452.56 KB, 644x803, 644:803, 87674684.png)


075c5e No.36832

File: 1456758541127.jpg (76.71 KB, 480x270, 16:9, slut.jpg)

>>36831

>mfw Perez and Kobayashi are bff's


9e7556 No.36833

File: 1456759887189.jpg (72.32 KB, 606x532, 303:266, turboplebbit.JPG)

get a load of this guy

>bonus demonstration of the failed attempts at posting the sauber reveal first


92884e No.36836

File: 1456776042419.png (38.56 KB, 802x337, 802:337, hype.png)

==>HYPE


53572d No.36837

File: 1456776058063.jpg (191.06 KB, 960x1199, 960:1199, Nico_pole.jpg)

>tfw Rosberg got his pole position trophy after Hamilton even though he won his a year earlier


92884e No.36838

>>36837

>those eyes

Reckon Bernie made him suck his dick for it

>Nico being that desperate after 2015


92884e No.36841

File: 1456776470920.webm (298.1 KB, 496x208, 31:13, finger.webm)

>tfw it's the first day of Autumn and Summer is finally over


53572d No.36842

>>36838

nah m8.

Long flight back from LA

>>36841

Australia stop it with your upside down seasons


aea8aa No.36843

File: 1456777958779.png (408.41 KB, 570x302, 285:151, 345645734534.png)

>>36841

>mfw goddamn winter is almost over and beautiful warm summer is coming


075c5e No.36844

File: 1456779916548.jpg (97.61 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1441018458315.jpg)

>>36841

>tfw winter is almost over

>barely even march

Where's my ice age god damnit?!


92884e No.36845

File: 1456780202707.png (13.11 KB, 1019x72, 1019:72, weather.png)

>>36843

>implying winter exists where you live


075c5e No.36846

>>36845

**>baked beans.jaypeg

holy hell.

how come mexicans don't just evaporate?


aea8aa No.36847

>>36845

anything below 20C is really cold here.


075c5e No.36848

>>36842

I'm pretty sure that if you go through all the circles of hell you'll eventually end up in australia


53572d No.36849

>>36847

Anything above 20C here and you have people sunbathing (that happens iin any temperature in Newcastle) and everyone acting sluggish from the heat.


075c5e No.36850

>>36849

Anything above 20C here and all the old people die of heatstroke


53572d No.36851

>>36850

They just don't die fast enough.


f57f94 No.36852

File: 1456787951117.jpg (457.72 KB, 1408x1056, 4:3, sweden.jpg)

>>36850

leaving just the young and the heat-tolerant


aea8aa No.36853

>>36849

20C here and the jackets come out.

>>36850

our old people here die of coldness on the little towns far away from the city where it gets down to like 5C or so.


53572d No.36854

>>36853

Curious, have you ever actually seen snow?


aea8aa No.36855

>>36854

No, never, the coldest place i've been was Mexico City but it was during summer lol, so no snow, actually i think it doesn't even snow there anymore.


53572d No.36856

>>36855

Well now I know what to send you for christmas.

Enjoy the freezer box.


df197a No.36857

>>36856

but does it have RGB ligfhting


f57f94 No.36858

File: 1456789309935.jpg (107.93 KB, 533x800, 533:800, f1-barcelona-february-test….jpg)

>"Frankly it's much better to have a free market. But for it to be a free market the products need to be a close as possible, which is not the case right now.

i don't think quite got the concept abeatable


f57f94 No.36859

File: 1456789677002.jpg (103.55 KB, 800x533, 800:533, PA1809857.0036.jpg)

meanwhile in wec, manor gets an ex-manor driver to drive the manor


53572d No.36860

>>36857

Do RGB lights still work if you freeze them into a solid block of ice?

Actually Mexibro what are the rules for sending edibles to Mexico?

Only canned and pre-packaged? Do I have to include a bribe for them not to take the food and eat it?


92884e No.36861

>>36860

>rules

>Mexico

Pick one


f57f94 No.36862

File: 1456790510227-0.jpg (38.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, sigh.jpg)

File: 1456790510228-1.jpg (35.25 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, sigh2.jpg)

>>36860

probably


5d4bec No.36863

>>36858

Abiteboul confirmed for not passing econ 101.

>implying perfect competition as a model accurately describes much of anything and is necessary for a free market

>weak


aea8aa No.36864

>>36857

>germany joins australia in the bully

why do you bully me you fuckers! i like colors, you should too, colors are great you monochromatic fools

>>36860

i don't know really, when i bought thermal paste they kept it on customs until i went with a customs agent of some shit to claim it because it was a material that in their words "it cannot be identified".

Of course i didn't hire one because i spent 30 usd on that shit and an agent would have cost me double or triple that lol.

Food is probably okay… probably, maybe?. i never bothered learning my country laws, they are useless.


53572d No.36865

>>36864

>colors are great you monochromatic fools

Says the one with a grey id


f57f94 No.36866

File: 1456793943605.png (2.29 KB, 359x45, 359:45, count.png)

did the board always do this?


5d4bec No.36867


92884e No.36868

File: 1456794030019.jpg (97.07 KB, 450x482, 225:241, T-REKT.jpg)


f57f94 No.36869

>>36867

odd i haven't i noticed before. it seems like something i would have noticed since mousing over expands the entire quoteblock color


5d4bec No.36870

File: 1456794321791.jpg (65.46 KB, 625x563, 625:563, 1433528439138.jpg)

>>36833

every time i see reddit shit i think of this


aea8aa No.36871

File: 1456794401924.jpg (38.32 KB, 337x291, 337:291, 5645645645.jpg)


53572d No.36872

>>36869

Clicking the ID also highlights all posts from that user.


f57f94 No.36873

>>36872

>tfw australia changes ID constantly to avoid capture


aea8aa No.36874

MAD BLOG

ITS THE YEAR FUCKING 2016 OF OUR LORD

EMAIL HAS BEEN ON USE FOR OVER FUCKING 30 YEARS(MAYBE MORE) AND ONE OF MY RETARDED FRIENDS JUST SEND ME A WHATSAPP

"dude can you make me a new email account? i forgot the last one(which i also made for him a couple of years ago)"

he is like a year younger than me, its like 6 months from graduating as a male nurse, i do not understand how stupid can you be to not being able to make an email by yourself.

fuck

end blog


92884e No.36875

>>36874

Tell him you can't afford to make him another email account atm, then pocket the money he offers to pay for it himself.


53572d No.36876

I don't like being political but have a guess which motorsports CEO and drivers just endorsed Trump?


5d4bec No.36877

>>36876

Haas is too obvious, I'm going with Ganassi.


53572d No.36878

>>36877

No Trump has yet to get the support of Maximum Chilton.

He has got the support of NASCAR CEO Brian France, Bill & Chase Elliott, Ryan Newman and David Regan.

To say this is causing shit to go down is putting it a bit lightly.


5d4bec No.36879

>>36878

That's actually a huge endorsement. Like that's significant. This goes a long way to further his business focused image.


aea8aa No.36880

>>36876

Trump will make america great again.

He will kick all the mexicans, muslims, blacks and non-whites.

It would be like America of the 50's, the america that was the american dream.

Then he will leave in 4/8 years and USA will be great, a great country where minorities can move and live the american dream of making it big!

#MakeAmericaGreatAgain


5d4bec No.36881

>>36880

I'm not kidding when I say it means a lot coming from you mexibro


53572d No.36882

>>36879

Doesn't help those NASCAR fans who have been wanting to escape the kinda image NASCAR has.

Though I don't know if that is the best idea. The whole reason I watch any NASCAR is some escapism to the slightly redneck American world. He might be shit in the commentary, he might go boogity and the fans don't like him but damn does Darrell Waltrip put me in the correct mood with that accent and mannerisms.


5d4bec No.36883

File: 1456801574315.png (45.25 KB, 616x599, 616:599, 1455161161437.png)


5d4bec No.36884

>>36882

>Doesn't help those NASCAR fans who have been wanting to escape the kinda image NASCAR has.

all none of them

NASCAR is escapism. None of that aspirational post modernism


5d4bec No.36885

>>36859

does he know he's a leprechaun without the lucky part? (he has the pot of gold though)


53572d No.36886

>>36884

Nah there are a small group of fans who claim that sticking to the current redneck, have at it funboy image is hurting NASCAR's ability to "expand into new markets" or "Broaden the demographic".

That NASCAR should throw that image away and become a proper series or some shit.


5d4bec No.36887

>>36886

just like video games should "grow up" and embrace new genres like the hipster propaganda walking simulator.


53572d No.36889

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Now I'm listening to this again god dammit


5d4bec No.36890

>>36889

It's okay to be a freeaboo. You can move here if you count as a skilled worker and can sneak the wag archives through customs.


5d4bec No.36891

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>36889

@ 1:05 they use the dale earnhardt fatal crash. Not exactly in great taste.

I remember that.


53572d No.36892

>>36890

It's just a lazy Sunday thing.

Sometimes I go birdwatching in the lake district.

Sometimes I go support my local team (in pain at the scoreline).

And other times I wish I owned a wife beater.


5d4bec No.36893

>>36891

no I'm a retard. Just looks similar.


b3f660 No.36894

>>36892

Murrica is great for bird watching, we have lots of birds, some big ass ones too.

I see hawks, blue jays, cardinals, and the odd turkey (now that's a weird looking big bird) all the time.


53572d No.36895

>>36894

I know that.

Your nature reserves and national parks are bigger than our counties. You have actual wilderness.

When I think of American outdoors (and please tell me to fuck off if I'm making myself a fool) I think of roughing it, I think of Davy Crockett and the frontier, I think of being closer to nature in a way because really you are. You can be miles and miles away from any civilised life and isolated with the world. You have to think in some places "I can actually die here if I fuck up"

Not to mention you have the whole Native Indian background as well if you want to.

Where as in the UK the whole bird watching, holidaying and outdoors stuff is heavily influenced by the Victorians.

They loved going to places like the lake district on holiday (not as much as seaside towns but still). They built whole rail networks to make the whole process easier of going on holiday to here.

When you go to somewhere like Windermere or Lake Coniston it's incredible how much of that feeling is still there. That quaintness. It's like mini summer holiday every time you go there.

My dad used to read me Swallows and Amazons (The sort of books that you can't read to children now as it would just depress them that they don't live in that time) before bed and my mum would read me Peter Rabbit. Those were both massively influenced by that (Swallows and Amazons was written later but it's same kind thing just replace Victorian holidays with sending children north due to war) and so going anywhere is like just walking through a living childhood.

Also the Peter Rabbit museum gets visited by like a billion qt Jap girls every summer…..honestly it is great.

I'm sure I explained that terribly and I'm sure that same feeling can be found in America so ignore the rambling.


5d4bec No.36896

>>36895

>Your nature reserves and national parks are bigger than our counties. You have actual wilderness.

>

>When I think of American outdoors (and please tell me to fuck off if I'm making myself a fool) I think of roughing it, I think of Davy Crockett and the frontier, I think of being closer to nature in a way because really you are. You can be miles and miles away from any civilised life and isolated with the world. You have to think in some places "I can actually die here if I fuck up"

>

>Not to mention you have the whole Native Indian background as well if you want to.

you're no fool. there are huge wooded areas that I would do the whole "call the park rangers/local law enforcement if i don't come back by 5 on tuesday" thing before attempting to traverse.

Recently a friend of mine did some backpacking across several states on a motorcycle and that was very cool to see.

>The sort of books that you can't read to children now as it would just depress them that they don't live in that time

Dark, we have some of those too.

>I'm sure I explained that terribly and I'm sure that same feeling can be found in America so ignore the rambling.

that's all really cool

I'm not totally with it right now so I am not fully appreciating your britbong quaint/comfy story.

I'll come back and read this when i'm not operating on a few hour's sleep.


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5f03eb No.36997

>>36886

Sounds cucky tbh




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