2015 Spanish Grand Prix Autophile ## Board Volunteer 05/09/15 (Sat) 16:16:19 15b86e No. 7955 [Last 50 Posts]
A new thread, old thread reaching limit.
Will Rosberg actually be able to maintain first place? Or will he go beta and throw it away to Hamilcock? Do you think a Torro Rosso can get a podium? Will Maldonado opt for a ride in his mad-max lotus? Will he systematically murder all drivers in his way to acquire first place?
Pic unrelated
>Stig is obviously Alan Jones.
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 17:18:37 1ef3d6 No. 7957
>>7955
>Will Rosberg actually be able to maintain first place?
As much as I want him to and hope he does, I'm not sure. We may see HAMMERTIME from poop senna to attempt an undercut
>Do you think a Toro Rosso can get a podium?
If the following 3 events happen, yes:
1. Williams fucks over GOA77AS in the pits. High likelihood
2. Gimmi Raiggonen xD chokes and can't get past them despite being in a faster car. Who fucking knows with that autistic drunk old man. Never know when his flashes of brilliance will come. He CAN be fast, but WILL he be fast?
3. Their Frenchie Renault engines decide not to surrender during the race. Rumored that Renault have fixed or greatly improved their reliability, but we'll see.
As for murdernado, I think Putin giving Kvyat a tank so he can make Russia proud is more likely
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 17:24:00 05415c No. 7960
Hoping to see a Hamilton dive bomb to pass Rosberg at the first corner. Rosberg's new 'no fucks given' approach means he doesn't let Hamilton push him around, doesn't back out, and lets them both crash.
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 17:26:37 05415c No. 7961
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 18:22:10 1ef3d6 No. 7962
>>7960
>Wanting Vetlel to win a single additional race for the rest of his career
He has his four gimme championships now, he can fuck off the top step of the podium for the rest of his career
The best outcome is vetlel and hamilel taking each other out.
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 18:41:45 05415c No. 7963
>>7962
>wanting niggerton to win
>wanting memekimi to win
>wanting secondberg to win
Face it anon, Vettel is the lesser of the current evils
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 18:50:53 863a29 No. 7964
>>7963
>>7962
>Not wanting Vetlel, memester, niggerton and fourthberg to get in a horrific pileup and Finnish god Bottas taking the win
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 18:59:35 05415c No. 7965
>>7964
>Finnish god
More like Finnish Hulkenberg
>"he's really good, and has a lot of potential"
>is good occasionally, and never delivers on potential
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 21:17:47 01a6e5 No. 7970
Does anyone want to do the classic stream immediately after the race?
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 21:20:00 01a6e5 No. 7971
>>7970
>>7969
I mean after the broadcast and driver interviews not immediately after the race.
Autophile 05/09/15 (Sat) 21:37:14 15b86e No. 7972
>>7971
Yeah, that sounds good.
Also not gonna lie kind of want Rosberg to win lol.
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 21:46:45 283f38 No. 7973
>>7972
Who the fuck doesn't want Rosberg to win? This Hamilton domination is fucking shit in every single aspect
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 22:31:10 01a6e5 No. 7975
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 22:55:47 863a29 No. 7976
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 23:13:05 ea2061 No. 7977
>>7970
>Watching a full length race right after a full length race at 7 in the morning
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 23:44:01 bfb481 No. 7978
>>7977
You had a fuckton of opportunity to air an alternative and didnt
Backmarker 05/09/15 (Sat) 23:56:14 ea2061 No. 7979
>>7978
The fuck you on about, nigga? Us West coast best coasts aint got time for two races back to back.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 00:03:44 863a29 No. 7980
>>7976
Actually I just realised I won't be here.
Working the whole of next week away from the computer so no stream, no wags. Sorry.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 00:04:16 bfb481 No. 7981
>>7979
>not looking at the thread that's been open for like a week and coming up with another idea.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 00:09:37 ea2061 No. 7982
>>7981
Why would I post in that thread when this thread is the one people are posting in?
Why don't, now follow me here, why don't we have the Classic Race of the Week at 1 P.M. PST, that way Britpakis can watch it without staying up into the morning hours and Straya Cunts can have something to do at 6 in the morning.
Thank me later.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 00:10:16 a0b1fb No. 7983
>>7980
Well I have Emilia covered at least, so we won't have total withdrawal
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 00:16:16 863a29 No. 7984
>>7983
I open that picture up on occasion just to look at it. Valtteri you lucky son of a bitch.
Is anyone else having problems with posting? It will post but says there is some kind of network error and that the post probably did make it.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 00:16:48 ea2061 No. 7985
>>7984
Posting has been fucky the last 20 minutes, but it seems largely fixed now.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 00:32:40 bfb481 No. 7986
>>7982
The whole fucking point of having an entire board is that we can have more than one thread at a given time. People do discuss shit in other threads, you just didnt see something fucking stickied.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 01:09:19 283f38 No. 7988
>>7983
She has a more masculine back than me
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 01:23:46 bfb481 No. 7989
>>7987
You're wrong, but I'm not all that angry. I just felt that it was fucky for you to miss something and then blame it on the board.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 01:24:07 bfb481 No. 7990
>>7988
Its the rear set shoulders
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 01:26:06 ea2061 No. 7991
>>7989
I am right and you are wrong, such is the natural order of life.
I forgive you, though.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 03:22:53 ea2061 No. 7997
LEL
>bgb481 so mad he has to post in the other thread
Just accept you lost and move on buddy.
Burgermeister ## Board Owner 05/10/15 (Sun) 03:30:11 9cb659 No. 7998
>>7997
You don't need to be an intolerable prick just because you did not read a stickied thread. Your failing to use a board properly doesn't mean you have to hound someone who called you out for it.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 03:35:24 ea2061 No. 7999
>>7998
I did use the thread. I'm just giving him shit to pass time until the race.
No need to get so touchy feely about some low tier garbage bants m8.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 03:39:31 ea2061 No. 8000
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 03:45:46 237b4d No. 8001
>>8000
>thinking trips are quads
>not calling 8000 get
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 03:47:46 ea2061 No. 8003
>>8001
I am dyslexic, is my only defense towards my shamefur dispray.
I brought shame upon you all, 8/f1/.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 03:49:08 bfb481 No. 8004
>>8003
Your humility brings hope that I and everyone else might ever forgive you for being a fucking faggot.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 03:50:29 ea2061 No. 8005
>>8004
Your forgiveness means nothing to me. The only forgiveness I seek, is from the great HamilGOAT.
May HamilGOAT have mercy upon my soul, and bless me with two champions hips and fast lap times.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 03:57:41 bfb481 No. 8006
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >yfw there are actually people misinformed enough to think that shit senna is better than Jim Clark
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 03:58:09 05415c No. 8007
==BASED GRAEME LOWDON=
>Crofty BTFO
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 03:59:07 9cb659 No. 8008
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 03:59:35 ea2061 No. 8009
>>8006
Brabham blows both of those nerds out of the water anyways, so I don't see your point.
>>8007
Sky's been getting so BTFO this weekend it's astonishing.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:06:28 15b86e No. 8011
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:07:13 ea2061 No. 8012
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:09:26 237b4d No. 8013
Thirdberg will cuck his shit up tomorrow for sure.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:09:25 bfb481 No. 8014
>>8009
>brabham > Clark
Clark who is generally considered to be blessed by god with mechanical sympathy, who has an incredible record at Indy, who skipped Monaco to win the Indy 500 and still won the championship, Clark who has the most grand slams (pole, fastest lap, and race win) of any driver even though he died way before his time due to a tire explosion. Clark who on numerous occasions has come back from certain defeat to win the race (us grand prix 1966 with the brm h16 engine which spewed oil on the starting grid, or Belgian gp 1963 where he lapped the field and was 5 minutes ahead of Bruce McLaren). Clark who has a theoretical maximum of championship points that could be scored in a season.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:13:15 ea2061 No. 8015
>>8014
>Brabham, the man who not only won numerous hips, but also BUILT the cars that won the hips, founded his own racing team, and also snagged contructor's hips like they were candy, put behind Clark.
Nah m8, Brabham is my straight up nigga, and is the greatest F1 driver of ALL. TIME.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:15:07 bfb481 No. 8016
>>8015
Brabham did not build the cars. He bought Ron Tauranac's operation and put his name on it. He only ever beat Clark in the championship with the repco engines that were more reliable.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:15:39 15b86e No. 8017
>>8015
Brabham was great, def up there. But greatest DRIVER… well, Ill also have to vote for Clark. Sorry m8, hes just objectively faster.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:16:39 bfb481 No. 8018
>>8015
Clark arguably had more to do with building cars than brabham ever did. Clark and Chapman were like a human machine.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:19:42 05415c No. 8019
>>8018
>Clark arguably had more to do with building cars than brabham ever did
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:21:35 ea2061 No. 8020
>>8018
>>8017
Brabham played a huge role in designing and building the cars he raced, huggling that with F1 life as well as fucking winning not only drivers championships but constructors championships as well, that alone makes him better than Clark ever was.
The argument that he would have won more if he hadn't died is irrelevant, as nobody can objectively say such a thing.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:22:20 ea2061 No. 8021
>>8020
>Huggling
SHEEEEEEIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
*juggling
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:24:46 05415c No. 8022
Autosport interview with Brabham
>"In 1959 we had a problem with our gearboxes, because we didn't have one to suit a rear-engined car. Jabby Crombac, the racing journalist, actually got me to go to ERSA in France to see if they would sell me a gearbox. When I got there, they said yes, but it would probably take them 18 months to build what I wanted.
>Luckily I knew something about the foundry and I asked them if I could go for a look before I left. They had about 150 Citroen gearboxes lined up to cast the next day and I got talking to the foreman who was a motor-racing enthusiast. I talked him into letting me modify gearbox casings so that we had our own castings with our own modifications on them. I modified about 30 gearboxes that evening and they were cast the next day. Those castings finished up on our floor within two weeks. And without those we would never have won the world championship in 1959."
same article:
>Thing was," he says, "I thought about going for a year or two, to get experience of European racing and I ended up staying for 30!"
Being an Aussie, not a "whinging Pom", he's not about to open up about maybe feeling homesick, or missing his wife and kid, but he will concede that not being able to ship his workshop 10,000 miles north hampered him early on. "The thing I missed most," he says, "was my lathe."
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:27:25 ea2061 No. 8023
>>8022
BASED
R.I.P. Brabham, you glorious driver you. Those Sky interview they had of him a year or so before he died were great. He always seemed like such a chill guy.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:32:38 bfb481 No. 8024
http://www.motorsportretro.com/2013/04/jim-clark-tribute/
>“As far as I was concerned, I felt right from the beginning that he was such a good driver, and a man with whom I was so completely at one, that I could retire from driving myself and concentrate purely on producing cars for Jimmy to drive. And this is in fact what I did. We always got on so terribly well -we thought alike and acted alike, we were both keen on doing a thoroughly first-class job, and we found out about racing together. This is something which will never ever be the same again for me in motor racing, because of all the problems, all the successes and the anguish we shared together (and there’s a lot of anguish in motor racing). Throughout it all Jimmy realised we were both finding our feet and was very friendly, very co-operative. For me, this made it enjoyable, easy and pleasant.
>“As we went along, too, he developed a superb technical knowledge. When he started driving for me, he didn’t of course have the benefit of a formal engineering background. But he did have what I can only describe as a very very good intellect, and he picked up the engineering side of motor racing so rapidly that after a while I was able to interpret his expressions regarding the car, its handling and its requirements and so on. And this made it easier for me to develop better motor cars.
Even Colin Chapman thinks he was god tier
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:34:11 ea2061 No. 8025
>>8024
>MUH TECHNICAL KNOWLEDGE
Hate to break it to you, but any driver worth a shit actively went out of his way to learn more about the car, about what goes into them and what makes certain components work. This is what separates a GOAT driver from an alright driver.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:35:52 bfb481 No. 8026
>>8022
Brabham couldn't win a race in the small displacement formula and was nearly out of his depth as a racer by this point. The cars were largely being developed without him by this point. He did perform well later and especially against jochen rindt, but even so to claim he is even close to jim Clark is beyond naive.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:37:52 bfb481 No. 8027
>>8025
How do you justify Clark beating brabham on his home turf in the Tasman series?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:41:47 ea2061 No. 8029
>>8026
>Hips won by Clark - Two WDCs
>Notable achievements being him winning the Indy 500 and the F1 championships in the same year
>Hips won by Brabham - Three WDCs and two Constructor's championships
>Notable achievements including starting his own team and being the only man in the history of the universe to win driving his own car.
Let's just agree that they're both great m8, and let this debate slide.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:42:21 05415c No. 8030
>>8026
>but even so to claim he is even close to jim Clark is beyond naive.
Um… I didn't…
I argued that Brabham had far more to do with car building and designing than Clark ever did.
Clark was definitely the better driver, but to claim he was the best at EVERYTHING is retarded fanboyism.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:49:17 bfb481 No. 8033
>>8029
The gods went to the Scottish highlands just as they did to mount Olympus many years before and created Jim Clark.
Not to knock Jack Brabham, he's definitely better than today's drivers, but he isn't a better driver than jim clark.
Even three time championship winners like Stewart worship Clark.
>>8030
I got carried away and misread what you were talking about. Jack Brabham's role in building the cars is overstated, but that does not necessarily mean that Jim Clark was more involved at lotus than brabham was at motor racing developments during his time there.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:50:12 bfb481 No. 8034
The cuckchanners here earlier today must have gotten to me.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:53:18 ea2061 No. 8036
>>8034
You mean during quali? It wasn't THAT bad. I enjoyed having more people discussing the happenings, and Secondberg not being so second.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:55:40 bfb481 No. 8037
>>8036
It wasn't, I'm just spoiled from how good it's been here. Even the fights we have get dismissed quickly or end in concession when someone is factually wrong.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:56:47 ea2061 No. 8038
>>8037
>or end in concession when someone is factually wrong.
haha, yeah, haha…
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 05:01:53 bfb481 No. 8039
>>8038
Don't be a shithead. Clark is still a better driver than Brabham ever was. Even the aussie sees that. Alan Jones (aus) and Denny Hulme(new zealand) and howden ganley (new zealand)were very good drivers in their day, but nobody worth shit seriously considers them to be better in driving ability than jim Clark. Moreover Ron tauranac was the lead designer on all the brabham cars in the era where brabham actually drove.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 05:05:15 ea2061 No. 8040
>>8039
I was referring to me being a shithead to you m8, earlier in the thread.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 05:06:21 bfb481 No. 8041
>>8040
I am sorry that I was a fuck and assumed otherwise.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 05:12:18 bfb481 No. 8042
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>8040
My apology is a shitty video of a Hispanic kid playing with an impossibly rare detomaso guara
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 05:16:27 ea2061 No. 8043
>>8042
>That exhaust note.
Shame De Tomaso isn't a thing any more.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 05:17:38 bfb481 No. 8044
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>8043
I know right? Amazing. Also pls accept this terrible vid.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 09:21:24 c50a4f No. 8045
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>8044
That's an awful fate for a great car, have a video of Tommi Mäkinen showing how to drive a Lancer Evo properly.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 09:28:12 c50a4f No. 8046
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>8045
Wait, wrong one. This is the one I should have linked instead.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 09:54:20 ea2061 No. 8047
RACE IN 2 BONGS, 5 BINGS
GET HYPE
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 10:21:50 ea2061 No. 8048
>Vettel BTFO Ted for his choice of footwear
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 10:30:40 ea2061 No. 8049
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 10:31:18 0d588a No. 8051
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 10:37:06 05415c No. 8053
File: sky.webm (914.6 KB, 960x540, 16:9, sky.webm )
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 10:44:27 0d588a No. 8054
Fug, summer is starting here too, sun is shining and it's +13, just went out to buy some snacks and didn't even check the weather, everyone else was walking around in T-shirts and I had winter jacket, didn't give too many fucks tbh though
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 10:45:11 000000 No. 8055
I honestly am hyped to see Martin in a F1 car again.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 10:45:53 ea2061 No. 8056
>>8054
+13
I assume you mean 13 degrees Celsius? That's still cold m8.
Unless you're talking about time.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 10:46:31 000000 No. 8057
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 10:46:32 ea2061 No. 8058
>>8055
>We will never see an old man racing league with Formula cars, with brundle at the helm.
;_;
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 10:49:24 c50a4f No. 8059
>>8056
+13 is pretty warm as long as there's no wind.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 10:49:16 05415c No. 8060
File: ted.jpg (80.85 KB, 582x378, 97:63, ted.jpg )
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 10:50:03 ea2061 No. 8061
I DON'T SPEAK THIS GOOBLYGOBBLE SPEAK, PLS SPEAK IN ENGLISH.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:01:11 ea2061 No. 8063
>Brundle apprehensive about Rosberg winning a hip amongst Hamilton and Vettel
TOP KEKE
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:06:23 05415c No. 8064
File: shoes.webm (5.52 MB, 960x540, 16:9, shoes.webm )
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:16:54 ea2061 No. 8066
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:31:01 ea2061 No. 8069
>Getting off the line first is very important to maintain that position for him
Just… I can't, I really can't.
Why do they let Ant carry a mic?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:36:20 ea2061 No. 8073
>Back by popular demand
>Hill and Herbert gridwalk
I'm partially okay with this.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:39:10 ea2061 No. 8075
Sky asserting their dominance over lesser TV broadcasters.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:39:29 b4dbab No. 8076
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:40:09 ea2061 No. 8077
noway 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:41:47 653255 No. 8079
>women in F1
>women
>vaginas
you know why all the F1 drivers have big sexy cut jawlines? DC, Wobbler, Button, Schumato, etc etc?
Testosterone. That's what lets them break at 6G without passing the fuck out. You know what bitches don't have? Test - fucking - osterone. Believe it or not, women don't have much testosterone. And coincedentally, they suck ass at driving. Fucking wooooow
If Chyna begins racing single seaters then maybe I'll pay interest, otherwise you and all the bitches can fuck off
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:42:59 ea2061 No. 8080
>>8079
Wymmin can handle F1, there have been both female drivers and test drivers before. The problem with them is that they're all largely shit, not that they can't handle Gs.
noway 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:44:44 653255 No. 8081
>>8080
I would like to see their breaking zone data. I bet they cant handle the G
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:44:53 ea2061 No. 8082
>>8081
They can't handle my G, if you catch my drift.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:45:58 c50a4f No. 8083
>>8080
That's usually because when a woman appears in a lower formula, some lower end team snags it ASAP because she could bring a LOT of sponsorship money. Talent is not relevant, as long as sponsor money comes.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:46:41 891dfb No. 8084
Squirrel once again dead.
Henno password anyone?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:46:47 863a29 No. 8085
>>8079
>You know what bitches don't have? Test - fucking - osterone.
Some of them do.
I could see gender testing in F1 causing a lot of SJW issues
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:47:25 ea2061 No. 8086
noway 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:48:14 653255 No. 8087
>>8085
>I could see gender testing in F1 causing a lot of SJW issues
there is no gender restrictions in f! you faggot. let that tranny seffa have a go in F1, I would support HIVF1
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:48:06 891dfb No. 8089
>>8085
Why would we need to test for gender? They'd all be racing in the same races.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:49:38 863a29 No. 8090
>>8089
I didn't think about that.
Bernie would almost certainly make some off hand comment like he did with Danica which would be hilarious
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:50:07 ea2061 No. 8091
>Ted going to Vettel's shoes
Still sore about that BTFO earlier I see.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:50:27 d965b1 No. 8092
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:51:32 9dd16f No. 8094
>Jackie not sucking all over Hamilton's cock
Top lad
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:55:31 653255 No. 8098
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:55:47 ea2061 No. 8099
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:57:47 d965b1 No. 8101
>>8099
fucking exhausted m8o
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:57:51 653255 No. 8102
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:58:31 e5e537 No. 8103
>>8099
5eva my home skillet
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:58:52 c25e4e No. 8104
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 11:59:35 ea2061 No. 8105
>>8103
>hfw people try to stop our rising
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:00:28 bfb481 No. 8106
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:02:19 b4dbab No. 8107
alright! it's go time! get ready get hype! formation lap! here we go!
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:02:45 bfb481 No. 8108
>go to squirrel streams
>notice le reddit Maldonado crashfest joke
>he he le crashyman
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:02:23 ea2061 No. 8109
Rosberg will fudge the launch and ruin his entire race as a result.
Screencap this post for when it happens.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:02:56 653255 No. 8110
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:03:47 ea2061 No. 8111
>>8110
Trips and it is so.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:03:36 bfb481 No. 8112
Susie looks tired and like she was ridden hard and put awag wet
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:04:23 863a29 No. 8113
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:04:05 ea2061 No. 8114
>Hamilton fourth
SOILED IT
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:04:33 d60e38 No. 8115
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:04:38 bfb481 No. 8116
>>8112
>awag
Funny unintentional pun
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:05:11 c50a4f No. 8117
And so the duel of whiny Krauts begin.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:05:19 bfb481 No. 8118
>>8109
You picked the wrong driver
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:06:08 ea2061 No. 8119
>It's already lap 2
Whoa, the fuck happened?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:06:17 0d588a No. 8120
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:07:00 863a29 No. 8121
>Hamilton & Jenson dropping places
>The caliphate of the UK
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:07:49 b4dbab No. 8122
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:09:37 fdcba8 No. 8123
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:09:57 ea2061 No. 8124
Swer on me mum if we hear the German anthem in an hour thirty…
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:10:12 863a29 No. 8125
>Pastor touched me
Pastor pls
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:09:54 502e53 No. 8126
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:10:59 ea2061 No. 8127
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:10:39 b4dbab No. 8128
>>8124
>Vettel wins
>German anthem
>Hamilton wins
>German anthem
>Rosberg wins
>double German anthem
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:10:44 e5e537 No. 8129
does Fat John have a puncture?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:12:08 502e53 No. 8130
Sky: "Has Grosjean's car got a problem"
>sky implying something was ever solve
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:11:57 d8e132 No. 8131
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:13:04 bfb481 No. 8132
What happened with grosjean, Hamilton and Maldonado? My stream went down.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:13:37 ea2061 No. 8133
>>8132
Hamilton beefed the start, Gorsjean and Maldonado having solving problems.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:14:26 863a29 No. 8134
>Everyone lambasts Rosberg for not attacking in China
>Hamilton can't attack here.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:14:38 bfb481 No. 8135
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:14:58 ea2061 No. 8136
>>8134
H-His car is just not set up properly, honestly.
>>8135
anytime bb
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:15:25 863a29 No. 8137
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:15:09 bfb481 No. 8138
Why are the lotuses suddenly fast when they sucked in qualifying?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:15:31 502e53 No. 8139
>>8134
>everyone
*Sky
That's why there will be no criticism thus time
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:15:37 863a29 No. 8140
>>8139
Sky and the people who trust Sky
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:16:28 ea2061 No. 8141
>tfw the Button checklist has been irrelevant so far this season because he's barely show on the world feed on account of >Honda
Someone post it for old time's sake.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:16:52 ea2061 No. 8142
>Plan B
Hamilton gonna abort this race.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:17:01 000000 No. 8143
God damn it, I had to do some shit.
Has anything of significance happened except niggerton being third?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:17:14 bfb481 No. 8144
>merhi ahead of Stevens
Lgtss smug Brit of 3rd rate pay drivers.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:18:25 000000 No. 8145
>gimi 5th
Jesus, what are you doing?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:18:44 ea2061 No. 8146
>Race is already 1/6th of the way done
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:19:11 000000 No. 8147
>hamilton
>it's hurting my tires
Now where have I heard that before?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:20:08 ea2061 No. 8148
>>8147
Rosberg pls, you've got a race to attend to.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:20:12 d6a851 No. 8149
>>8143
We can tick off 'MASSIVE UNDERSTEER' off the weekly Button checklist.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:20:49 ea2061 No. 8150
>Bully, only to be bullied back
Tricky Ricky has lost his touch.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:20:55 863a29 No. 8151
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:20:46 502e53 No. 8152
CALLING IT
Hamilton will go to a 3 stop, and Maldondo will crash him out for 6th.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:21:07 d965b1 No. 8153
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:22:09 ea2061 No. 8154
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:22:27 d6a851 No. 8155
>Ricciardo getting bullied by a underage boy
Is Max Verstappen the real deal?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:22:39 ea2061 No. 8156
>>8155
You'd like that, wouldn't you Netherlands?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:22:59 ea2061 No. 8157
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:22:59 d965b1 No. 8158
>time to drop le hammer for le hammer time :^)
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:23:23 863a29 No. 8159
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:23:03 fdcba8 No. 8160
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:23:47 bfb481 No. 8161
>>8158
Oh I thought I was the only one that thought that was disgustingly camp
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:24:29 d965b1 No. 8162
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:24:12 ea2061 No. 8163
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:24:41 fdcba8 No. 8164
mercedes in charge of pitstops
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:24:43 d965b1 No. 8165
>>8161
It's kinda embarrassing to hear now.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:25:14 d6a851 No. 8166
>Hammertime
>Needs to pit within a Lap
Top kek.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:25:15 ea2061 No. 8167
>Mercedes fucking Hamilton like they did last year
Guys, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:25:24 863a29 No. 8168
Mercedes screwing up pitstops
That's new
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:25:38 000000 No. 8169
LOL!!!
Leave it to lastington to become last.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:25:45 b4dbab No. 8170
I'm so fucking happy :3
PLEASE DON'T FUCK ROSBERG MERCEDES PLEASE
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:26:14 bfb481 No. 8171
>>8168
Its one of bernies Mario kart changes to spice up the show
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:26:40 502e53 No. 8172
>Mercedes trying outsmart Ferrari
>gets outsmarted by a rattle gun
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:27:46 000000 No. 8173
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:28:09 c50a4f No. 8174
Now watch as the conspiracy theories start.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:27:48 502e53 No. 8175
>Hamilton is going to have a cry on the radio soon over something trivial
Little girl is mad
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:28:43 d6a851 No. 8176
>Maldonados rear wing
Is he going full Mad Max by the end of the race?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:28:27 ea2061 No. 8177
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:28:40 000000 No. 8178
Must be nice for gimi to be first for a while.
;_;
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:29:01 863a29 No. 8179
>Taking the endplate off
The fuck?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:29:27 ea2061 No. 8180
Lotus is not gonna get away with that.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:29:26 fdcba8 No. 8181
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:29:50 863a29 No. 8182
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:29:49 502e53 No. 8183
>Gimi already a pitstop behind
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:29:54 d60e38 No. 8184
>inb4 maldonado is now faster
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:29:53 ea2061 No. 8185
>>8181
>Maldonado takes a high speed turn
>Wing flies off
>Flies into the crowd
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:30:17 891dfb No. 8186
>>8141
JENSON BUTTON CHECKLIST
[ ] Perez keeps turning in on me
[x] Other cars going to fast
[x] Car is too slow
[ ] Car is too fast
[x] Tyres dont work
[ ] Its too wet
[x] Its too dry
[ ] A bee flew past my ear
[x] My feet hurt
[x] I want to go home
[x] Too much understeer
[ ] Too much oversteer
[x] Tyres too hot
[x] Tyres too cold
[x] Tyres too rubbery
[x] Tyres too worn
[ ] Track too wet
[x] Track too dry
[x] It's too windy
[ ] Engine too loud
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:31:38 502e53 No. 8187
>dat sexy as fuck center pillar rear wing
Ban rear wing end plates imo
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:32:00 d965b1 No. 8188
Aww, is Hamilel gettting rattled?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:32:12 863a29 No. 8189
>Don't speak to me during the corners
I bet he didn't even speak and Hamilton just says it when he is worried
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:32:46 000000 No. 8190
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:34:19 ea2061 No. 8191
Hamilton will pull this all together by the last 20% of the race and win it.
The Rosbabby tears will be amazing.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:34:58 bfb481 No. 8192
>>8190
>making more rules when the sport is fucked as is
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:37:40 ea2061 No. 8193
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:37:48 000000 No. 8194
>>8192
Do you want racing or do you want sexy cars?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:38:01 502e53 No. 8195
>drs button
>ers overtake button
RIP real racing
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:38:20 d965b1 No. 8196
>ROMAEEN LEEFT WHEN YOU USE ZE BAD GEAR
I d-dun wanna ;^;
>DO AS YOUR MOTHER SAYS
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:39:04 b4dbab No. 8197
YOU SON OF A BITCH DON'T TALK TO ROMAIN LIKE THAT ;_;
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:39:05 000000 No. 8198
>grojean in charge of not blowing his engine
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:39:18 d60e38 No. 8199
>>8195
>2050
>teleport overtake button within the teleport zone
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:39:09 bfb481 No. 8200
>>8194
They are not mutually exclusive. The 3 liter formula had both.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:39:46 502e53 No. 8201
>>8198
Enstone just misses Renault
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:39:55 bfb481 No. 8202
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:42:27 000000 No. 8203
>looks pretty darn ugly
Sky confirmed for pleb taste.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:42:27 bfb481 No. 8204
Missing endplate doesn't seem to be hurting Maldonado much
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:42:38 502e53 No. 8205
Gone be good when Maldondo's rear wing fails
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:43:28 d965b1 No. 8206
>>8203
Thing looks slender as fuck. Fucking Sky. BBC, where art thou?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:43:12 9dd16f No. 8207
>>8199
>*unzips dick* button
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:43:25 d60e38 No. 8208
>>8204
still faster than McLaren
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:43:25 502e53 No. 8209
>Hamilton unable to stay within DRS range
My sides
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:44:56 c50a4f No. 8210
Maldonado is not fucking around today.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:45:21 000000 No. 8211
>>8209
Hamilton's nuked his tires trying to chase.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:45:17 502e53 No. 8212
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:45:35 ea2061 No. 8213
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:46:09 d965b1 No. 8214
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:46:35 502e53 No. 8215
>>8211
That's because he's a fast idiot
>Montoya version 2.0
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:46:27 d60e38 No. 8216
>Alonso trying to kill front jack guy
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:46:58 0d588a No. 8217
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:47:18 502e53 No. 8218
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:47:25 000000 No. 8219
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:47:12 863a29 No. 8220
>Both McLarens literally failing and collapsing
>Nearly causing serious injuries
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:47:17 bfb481 No. 8221
>>8213
>must have been brake failure, Alonso doesn't make mistakes like that
>sky confirmed for impartial
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:47:41 b4dbab No. 8222
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING TED
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:48:43 9dd16f No. 8223
>>8221
To be fair, he's right. Ted still fucking sucks though
>people seriously implying Alonso isn't far and away the best driver on the grid right now
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:49:04 502e53 No. 8224
>>8222
>Crofty chastising Ted for talking over a radio message
>Ted audibly annoyed
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:48:59 bfb481 No. 8225
I'm loving all this talk about engine retardation
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:49:27 000000 No. 8226
Poor Alonso. I knew him well. T'was his home track.
;_;
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:50:01 c50a4f No. 8227
>>8225
They want to make this engine formula extra retarded?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:50:28 ea2061 No. 8228
>>8225
I guess you can say Honda overdid it with their engine retardation.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:50:39 502e53 No. 8229
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:51:06 d6a851 No. 8230
>>8227
Well Honda does that right.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:51:01 000000 No. 8231
>>8215
I'm so looking forward to the post race conference.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:51:23 bfb481 No. 8232
>>8227
As if it needed help being retarded. "engine retardation" is just skys weird way of saying engine braking or regenerative braking.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:52:27 502e53 No. 8233
ALONSO DIDN'T HAVE BRAKE FAILURE
>it was a gust of wind
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:52:24 000000 No. 8234
Fingers crossed for more Hamilton pit problems.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:52:57 bfb481 No. 8235
>>8228
That's an amazing reaction image.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:53:40 0d588a No. 8236
>Half of the race already gone
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:54:01 000000 No. 8237
>still looking real ugly
Could Sky possible be any more plebeian?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:55:39 863a29 No. 8238
>>8237
I hope he means having one endplate looks ugly.
Teams would never agree to get rid of them because it is less advertising space that they don't bother filling.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:55:42 bfb481 No. 8239
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:55:54 502e53 No. 8240
Ferrari leave Gimi out to slow Hamilton
>lmao
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:56:09 c50a4f No. 8241
>>8237
They could always have adverts in middle of races.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:56:42 d6a851 No. 8242
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:56:50 ea2061 No. 8243
>>8242
How do you fuck up dubs on a board like this?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:57:30 b4dbab No. 8244
>>8240
and he didn't slow him at all lol
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:57:31 9dd16f No. 8245
>GOA77AS holding that huge gap to GIMI RAIGGONEN XD
G O A T
O
A
T
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:57:34 c58301 No. 8246
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:57:40 000000 No. 8247
>>8238
>is less advertising
Center column still gives you two sides for advertising.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:58:31 000000 No. 8248
Good news for Button? Now I've seen everything.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:58:41 bfb481 No. 8249
>DRS too effective according to sky
Turn down the fake racing BernieBoost® guys
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:58:46 863a29 No. 8250
>>8247
Yeah but much smaller space
Unless you are suggesting that the center column would be as wide as the current end plates. That would look ugly.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:58:30 502e53 No. 8251
>Ferrari fucking up Vettel's strategy
Please come back Ross Brawn
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:58:41 d6a851 No. 8252
>>8243
I am this bored.
>Borcelona
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 12:59:54 ea2061 No. 8253
>>8252
Well I hope you're hype for the most INTENSE race of the year two weeks from now in Monaco.
Leave your pillow at home. You're not gonna be able to sleep all weekend.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:00:11 9dd16f No. 8254
>>8251
Cheeky GOA77AS podium inbound?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:00:13 bfb481 No. 8255
>>8252
Not the track's fault.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:01:20 000000 No. 8256
Is that the penguin from Super Mario 64 I hear?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:01:51 bfb481 No. 8257
The cars sound like bleating goats on my stream.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:01:38 ea2061 No. 8258
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:05:33 502e53 No. 8261
>Italians in charge of strategy
>Italians in charge of organisation
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:05:53 fdcba8 No. 8262
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:07:24 502e53 No. 8264
>>8262
If he really wants team orders then why doesn't he just radio in his credit card details
>pleb tier paydriver
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:07:26 9dd16f No. 8265
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:07:22 b4dbab No. 8266
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:07:59 863a29 No. 8267
>No one can get the car stopped
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:07:43 e5e537 No. 8268
sick moves from the lotus front jack man
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:07:44 ea2061 No. 8269
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:08:18 d60e38 No. 8270
>all these fucked up pit stops
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:08:00 000000 No. 8271
>wuuuh wuuuUUUUUHHHhhh
>wuuuuuuh
>WUUuuuuh
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:08:07 fdcba8 No. 8272
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:08:15 9dd16f No. 8273
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:08:31 ea2061 No. 8274
>>8271
>O-ONICHAN MY WHEELS ARE ROTATING ALL ON THEIR OWN!
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:08:44 502e53 No. 8275
Did they pit Vettel?
>was taking a le shit
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:09:36 000000 No. 8277
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:10:51 bfb481 No. 8278
>>8273
It was a great save for sure
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:10:55 adf032 No. 8279
Question: How did Kimi survive in fifth place with 20+ lap old tires? How can one man be so GOAT?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:11:20 bfb481 No. 8280
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:11:11 502e53 No. 8281
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:11:48 000000 No. 8282
>>8274
>Wah! What are we going to do on the track?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:11:43 d6a851 No. 8283
>>8268
Lotus has the most likeable pitcrew.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:12:08 9dd16f No. 8284
WILLIAMS AREN'T FUCKING UP PIT STOPS
2.5s FOR GOA77AS
OH JOYOUS DAY
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:12:31 b4dbab No. 8285
Based Emilia qt as always
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:13:01 502e53 No. 8286
>>8284
Thanks a lot anon, now I'll miss the next 2 laps because I have to fap.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:13:05 c50a4f No. 8287
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:12:49 bfb481 No. 8288
>>8279
He's on the harder tire that few other people got good performance from
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:13:39 000000 No. 8289
Good stop now Mercedes!
jinxblox
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:14:19 9caec7 No. 8290
Such a boring race….
Fuck. Why do we do this to ourselves?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:15:04 ea2061 No. 8291
File: Emilia.png (538.59 KB, 713x401, 713:401, Emilia.png )
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:15:05 9dd16f No. 8292
File: bum.PNG.png (1000.41 KB, 863x638, 863:638, bum.PNG )
>>8285
Good screencap, lad
So glad we can mix a bit of wagposting in without getting banned
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:15:32 bfb481 No. 8293
>>8290
In the hope that f1 will get better. Do you even realize how often we talk about going back to the early 90s rules?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:16:02 8cca4c No. 8295
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:16:14 adf032 No. 8296
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:16:20 863a29 No. 8297
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:16:28 ea2061 No. 8298
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:16:29 000000 No. 8299
>>8289
Can we get the pit stops from this race as banners? The Lotus jack man's sick moves in particular.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:16:35 b4dbab No. 8300
>>8292
i stole it from halfchan lol.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:16:48 d6a851 No. 8301
>Maldonado having to retire
Missed oppoturnity lads.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:17:32 ea2061 No. 8302
>Hamilton in first
>Secondberg slowly losing time
As it was foretold in the ancient Greek texts.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:17:40 000000 No. 8303
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:17:42 9dd16f No. 8304
File: em.PNG.png (1.28 MB, 914x908, 457:454, em.PNG )
Finland bringing the best WAG game today, what a great country
Burgermeister ## Board Owner 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:18:28 9cb659 No. 8305
>>8299
make an image that is the correct dimensions (check the banner thread in the catalog) and I'll add it.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:18:17 ea2061 No. 8306
>>8304
>You will never have a gf as beautiful as Emilia
Scratch that
>You will never have a gf
;_;
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:19:42 d6a851 No. 8307
>>8299
Lotus Jackman for MVP Award.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:20:48 adf032 No. 8308
Vettel is driving like a god tbh
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:22:06 9dd16f No. 8309
>>8300
>still going to janitorchan
for shame m8
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:22:58 000000 No. 8310
lol, one more stop for Lastington.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:23:30 bfb481 No. 8311
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:23:21 ea2061 No. 8312
>>8309
Even if I wasn't banned there I still wouldn't go back. This place is too comfy, and I despise what 4/sp/ has become. Such a sterile, no fun allowed place with generals as far as the eye can see.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:23:48 000000 No. 8313
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:23:36 7f3d6b No. 8314
>One guy in stream chat unironically supporting Hamilton
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:24:05 9caec7 No. 8315
Is literally nothing happening in the midfield? We've seen nothing of it all race.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:24:51 863a29 No. 8316
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:24:38 d965b1 No. 8317
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:25:15 ea2061 No. 8318
>>8314
>Not supporting the GOAT.
>>8315
Not really, no. In fact, not a lot of anything has been happening this race.
Still better than Valencia, though.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:25:13 bfb481 No. 8319
>>8315
There's shit happening, but you're right that they haven't shown it.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:25:23 d6a851 No. 8320
>Englands brave Will Stevens murdering some kerbs
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:25:29 b4dbab No. 8321
>halfchan mad as fuck for like 2 pictures of wags
kek they are seriously shit.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:26:19 9caec7 No. 8322
It's bullshit focusing on HAM and VET at the moment with 5 second gap.
Mix it up a bit ffs.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:26:05 bfb481 No. 8323
>>8320
>anglocentrism of f1 lel
>>8321
Wait is it actually that bad?!
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:27:26 ea2061 No. 8324
>>8323
All I see is the one Britburka stirring the pot.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:27:04 000000 No. 8325
Is there going to be any more fun in this race?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:27:50 b4dbab No. 8326
>>8323
Yes, someone posted that picture of Emilia and Kimi's gf clapping after his overtake, they went on a rampage calling it shitposting and shit lol.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:27:57 ea2061 No. 8327
>>8325
The fun stops here.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:28:01 863a29 No. 8328
>>8324
That isn't me.
Someone has actually saved them….
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:28:20 ea2061 No. 8329
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:28:30 d6a851 No. 8330
>>8321
>Emilia is too triggering for cuckchan now
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:28:12 bfb481 No. 8331
>>8326
Ahhahah that's fucked
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:28:26 ea2061 No. 8332
>>8328
I WARNED YOU BRO. I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:32:01 9caec7 No. 8333
English indirectness, lol
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:32:11 000000 No. 8334
niggerton confirmed wrecked
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:32:14 9dd16f No. 8335
YOU HOLD THAT AUTISTIC DRUNK OLD MAN BEHIND YOU DAMNIT BOTTAS
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:32:17 ea2061 No. 8336
Where were u when Rosberg didn't choke?
I was home when eating chip when Toto call
"Rosberg is win"
'no'
And u??!????
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:33:44 bfb481 No. 8337
>>8336
That's actually a quality greentext
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:34:58 b4dbab No. 8338
File: 79.jpg (79.55 KB, 1348x899, 1348:899, 7.jpg )
>>8336
at home posting pictures of Rosberg
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:34:56 7f3d6b No. 8339
How is Romain using so little fuel?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:35:27 ea2061 No. 8340
>>8339
His French instincts kicked in and he gave up mid fight.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:35:33 bfb481 No. 8341
>>8339
Could it have something to do with his having to lift when shifting?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:35:32 863a29 No. 8342
>Iceboy
How dare you Martin
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:35:59 d60e38 No. 8343
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:36:14 ea2061 No. 8344
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:36:07 9dd16f No. 8345
Mintuu looks fucking incredible, unbelievable that she was fucking pregnant just a few months ago
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:37:46 ea2061 No. 8346
>Stream is so low bitrate that I thought the race ended at 60 laps
sheeeeeeiiiiitttt
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:38:14 000000 No. 8347
Grosjean scoring points with a broken transmission. I'm impressed.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:38:38 9caec7 No. 8348
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:38:38 bfb481 No. 8349
>>8345
That reminds me. Finnposter I have a question. Finnish babies are documented to have really large heads. Does this do more damage to Finnish vaginas? Are they larger to accommodate? Are penises larger to accommodate the larger vaginas? These are real questions
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:38:58 863a29 No. 8350
>inb4 Rosberg locks up massively and Hamilton takes it
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:40:09 7f3d6b No. 8352
What is the point of Manor existing?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:40:07 ea2061 No. 8353
Burgermeister ## Board Owner 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:40:30 9cb659 No. 8354
Who's coming to the classic race stream after this race?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:40:38 863a29 No. 8355
>>8352
To collect the money from last year
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:41:04 ea2061 No. 8356
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:40:48 bfb481 No. 8357
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:41:00 863a29 No. 8358
>>8354
I can't I've got to pack and catch a train.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:41:33 7f3d6b No. 8359
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:41:52 000000 No. 8360
>>8354
I think I am. I need to see niggerton whining in the conferance though.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:41:37 d6a851 No. 8361
>>8354
I gotta leave too sadly enough.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:42:13 b4dbab No. 8362
>>8354
i'm gonna take a nap.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:42:23 ea2061 No. 8363
>>8358
>>8359
>>8361
>>8362
>The city of these squares.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:42:40 d965b1 No. 8364
>>8354
Gimme a stream and I'll watch that.
Burgermeister ## Board Owner 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:43:00 9cb659 No. 8365
>>8356
1986 Hungarian Grand Prix
if that doesn't do it for you I also have the 1994 spanish gp (also at catalunya, but a better race) and the 1991 cart race at road america ready to stream.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:44:19 000000 No. 8367
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:44:42 b4dbab No. 8368
>>8363
nigga i'm sleepy as fuck i like had no sleep yesterday and seriously morning naps are great, they are like regular naps but earlier.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:45:02 d965b1 No. 8369
RUUSBARI RUUSBARI RUSSBARI
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:45:27 adf032 No. 8370
FIRSTBERGGGGG WOOOOOOOOOO
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:45:49 000000 No. 8371
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:46:56 ea2061 No. 8373
>>8368
I feel ya, only my morning naps turn into slumbers.
>tfw going to bed at 8 A.M. after pulling an all night to watch F1 and hibernating until 5 P.M.
Such a good feel.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:47:02 adf032 No. 8374
>>8365
Piquet vs Senna, such a GOAT race
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:47:42 d60e38 No. 8375
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:48:41 863a29 No. 8376
>Vivian is here
That is surprising
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:48:41 ea2061 No. 8377
>Woohoo we lost a position.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:49:03 653255 No. 8378
>this win seems to have pleased you more than others
>all this implying
why are English braodcasters such insufferable faggot hacks?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:48:44 b4dbab No. 8379
FUCK YOU LAUDA
YOU NIGGER LOVING BITCH
N
I
C
O
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:49:17 d965b1 No. 8380
Man, Ruusbari looks so much happier than Hemilel ever does.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:50:25 b4dbab No. 8381
File: 76.jpg (79.55 KB, 1348x899, 1348:899, 7.jpg )
Rosberg looks so fucking happy
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:51:17 adf032 No. 8382
>rosbergs face when shaking the camera
awww
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:50:52 9dd16f No. 8383
>dat preggers vivi
She seems like such a wonderful wife, at least lewis will never have that
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:51:22 bfb481 No. 8384
>>8381
Yeah he looks like vettel did in Malaysia.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:50:28 ea2061 No. 8385
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:51:54 863a29 No. 8386
>>8383
She runs an Ice cream shop as well
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:52:20 9dd16f No. 8387
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:52:20 ea2061 No. 8388
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:52:35 bfb481 No. 8389
>>8386
Seems like a lovely wholesome girl
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:53:16 000000 No. 8390
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:53:23 ea2061 No. 8391
Incoming F1 theme song joke.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:53:11 9dd16f No. 8392
File: Nico-20.jpg (24.8 KB, 655x414, 655:414, Nico-2.jpg )
>>8389
with nice boobies too
>imagine these now filled with sweet milky goodness
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:53:44 b4dbab No. 8393
>>8386
really? thats lovely
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:53:57 bfb481 No. 8395
>>8392
Stop making me feel warm and fuzzy inside
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:55:02 000000 No. 8397
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:55:27 d965b1 No. 8398
Hamilel's smile just looks so fucking forced.
What a salty cunt.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:56:11 000000 No. 8399
I like that these prized actually look like prizes.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:56:28 ea2061 No. 8401
>>8398
Rosberg is equally as guilty of that when he loses.
In fact most every drive is guilty of that when they lose.
>Grill interviewer
MUTE
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:56:13 863a29 No. 8403
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:56:57 ea2061 No. 8404
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:57:24 adf032 No. 8405
Firstberg can speak Spanish?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:57:48 863a29 No. 8406
>9 different winners in the last 9 Spanish GP
That is pretty impressive.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:57:33 ea2061 No. 8407
>>8405
He's fluent in like 4 different languages.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:57:57 9caec7 No. 8408
>>8405
He wasn't exactly reciting Cervantes.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:58:20 05415c No. 8409
>>8405
Nico can speak 4 languages
>he's like the intellectual opposite of Hamilton
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:58:00 b4dbab No. 8410
>>8405
Rosberg speaks like 5 languages.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:58:01 9dd16f No. 8411
>you will never eat ice cream made from Vivian's breast milk
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:59:13 b4dbab No. 8413
>>8411
of course you would take something lovely as owning an ice cream shop and make it weird.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:59:16 bfb481 No. 8414
>>8408
I appreciate that reference.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:59:18 863a29 No. 8415
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:59:58 000000 No. 8416
>>8400
This is reminding me of the Brazilian kids during the Brazil - Germany WC match.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:59:37 653255 No. 8417
Please someone give name of that spanish honey
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 13:59:38 0d588a No. 8418
>>8405
>Rosberg spricht fließend Deutsch, Englisch, Französisch, Italienisch und Spanisch
Burgermeister ## Board Owner 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:01:22 9cb659 No. 8419
Let me know when you guys are game to start the stream https://cytu.be/r/8chanF1
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:01:19 05415c No. 8420
>>8411
>ice cream made from breast milk
Drinking breast milk from the nipple is one of my fetishes that I hope to one day fulfill.
I now have something to add to that list.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:02:57 ea2061 No. 8421
>>8420
I too wonder what breast milk straight from the nipple tastes like.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:03:35 bfb481 No. 8422
>>8420
One of an increasing list you seem to have.
#BRINGBACKTHECOMFYCHAIRS
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:03:54 000000 No. 8423
>>8419
Whenever.
I'll mute it when the conference starts though.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:04:35 863a29 No. 8424
>>8421
warm and thinner than normal milk
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:05:26 ea2061 No. 8425
>>8424
Is the taste largely the same?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:07:36 b4dbab No. 8426
Burgermeister ## Board Owner 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:08:32 9cb659 No. 8427
>>8426
If I were any board owner other than myself, this would be bannable, but I'm me and I think this is fucking hilarious.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:08:55 9dd16f No. 8428
>>8420
God damn, I know, right?
You could really use it for anything. Pop a bottle of it in the refrigerator and you can use it for everything you would normally use milk for. Cost efficient and sexy
>breast milk cereal
>breast milk mac and cheese
>breast milk ice cream
>breast milk
>breast milk and oreos/cookies
etc
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:09:29 b4dbab No. 8429
>>8427
posting links or discussing weird fetishes? lol
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:09:37 ea2061 No. 8430
>>8427
>This would be bannable
Nigga you better not go full cuckchan on us. You're one of like, 2 board owners I like.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:10:19 9dd16f No. 8431
>>8427
Top gentleman, you're the best
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:11:13 000000 No. 8432
What a shitty start for Hamilton.
Burgermeister ## Board Owner 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:11:39 9cb659 No. 8433
>>8429
The fetishes. People sperg over links?
>>8430
I have not had to do any mod action other than banning and deleting foreign language spamposts. I want to keep it that way.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:13:27 863a29 No. 8434
>>8433
Why do they even do that or is it just bots?
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:13:30 b4dbab No. 8435
>>8433
oh lol, i'm not part of the wierd fetishes discussion, i was just curious so i decided to share the link.
Burgermeister ## Board Owner 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:15:36 9cb659 No. 8436
>>8434
Bots. I don't want to jinx it but we actually haven't had much issue with that lately. It is strange though, half the time their spam links don't resolve to anything.
>>8435
>i was just curious
I was too, can't blame you lol.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:16:35 ea2061 No. 8437
>>8436
I remember looking at the ban logs last year and you were always flooding it with bans for the spambots, LEL.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:32:04 000000 No. 8439
Start the Classic Stream already. The conference is never happening.
Burgermeister ## Board Owner 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:34:00 9cb659 No. 8440
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 14:59:48 05415c No. 8441
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 15:23:15 0d588a No. 8443
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 15:37:03 000000 No. 8444
Was he run over? That poor man.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 15:51:27 05415c No. 8445
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 15:58:39 b4dbab No. 8446
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 16:01:44 0d588a No. 8447
>>8446
Now I feel bad for laughing
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 16:59:28 9dd16f No. 8448
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. The Honda engine may only be running at 35% but Jenson is running at 100% mad
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 17:30:37 05415c No. 8449
>>8448
>"after today, I don't expect points at all this year"
FUCKING BRUTAL
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 19:03:32 15b86e No. 8451
File: Lereddit.jpg (49.34 KB, 575x1024, 575:1024, Lereddit.jpg )
>tfw le reddit makes some good oc today.
Backmarker 05/10/15 (Sun) 22:27:55 434436 No. 8453
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 00:04:07 bfb481 No. 8454
>>8453
No he doesn't speak Finnish for some reason. Hr grew up in Monaco.
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 00:11:31 bfb481 No. 8455
I keep thinking of my favorite Murray walkerism because of the race of the week. The motori moderni engined minardi set fire as usual, and walker said "I guess the motori was not moderni enough."
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 04:46:30 ea2061 No. 8459
>>8448
Jenson is keeping an upbeat attitude about it, but Alonso on the other hand is on the verge of hanging himself.
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 04:53:47 05415c No. 8460
>>8459
>Jenson
>upbeat
I don't know anon, to me it seems he's only a half dozen radio messages or so away from NOTHING IS SOLVE
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 05:06:13 ea2061 No. 8461
>>8460
I think he's accepted that he's not gonna win another hip, and that he's most likely gonna leave the team by the end of 2016, if not the end of this year.
Alonso is the one who took a huge gamble and lost out massively on it. He's trying so hard to justify the move to McLaren, while his old team is currently hot on the heels of Mercedes and very well may challenge for the title he has longed for these past 4 years back at Ferrari.
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 07:32:53 afcb75 No. 8463
Top five Monaco predictions anyone?
1. Vettel
2. Rosberg
3. Hamilton
4. Bottas
5. Raikkonen
- Vettel qualifies first and maintains it during the race because his pit strategist is fired.
- Rosberg qualifies 3rd and passes Hamilton at the start because the negro has lost his edge.
- The flying finns battle it out but goat man pulls ahead because kimi is too busy complaining about lapping backmarkers.
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 10:17:25 fdcba8 No. 8464
>>8463
1.Ricciardo
2.Verstapen
3.Massa
4.Alonso
5.Perez
because maldonado has taken out the rest
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 12:30:42 ecd538 No. 8466
>>8461
McLaren are going to be no where this season. I at least expect them to score some points and even next year, they need Honda to pull a Ferrari to be even on par with the Williams. I don't believe in this McLaren chassis or aero to actually pull it off, it's looking like, again, the same old, same old. Lots of hot air from Ron and blowing cold on the track. They are going to be murdered again in Monaco, they have been so poor in traction, it can't just be an engine problem, it is also a chassis problem too.
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 12:37:02 ecd538 No. 8467
>>8463
1. Ros
2. Ham
3. Vet
I'll give it to Rosberg as it seems he might have turned a corner and he does drive well at this track.
RedBull should have one of their stronger results if the engine allows them with driveability and Torro Rosso should be just behind them too, but I suspect we might see a surprise there.
The Ferrari -Merc gap is a definitely track specific yo-yo effect. Ferrari seems to be okay in the aero zones but are losing out heavily in the traction zones as evident by the sector 3 times in Barcelona.
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 16:36:12 7cf5cd No. 8468
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 19:04:10 b4dbab No. 8469
I just realize i missed an Indycar race this past weekend and i want to kill myself.
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 20:31:09 c50a4f No. 8471
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>8469
You can watch it on Youtube.
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 20:41:54 b4dbab No. 8472
>>8471
it's already online? damn thats fast, its not the based commentators of ESPN in Spanish but it's something. Thanks Finland.
Backmarker 05/11/15 (Mon) 23:58:46 2a7f45 No. 8478
>>8468
why? audis are mostly just expensive volkswagens with transverse (aka not real) all wheel drive.
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 00:25:27 8f9a6a No. 8480
>>8471
This makes me actually respect Sky commentators, it puts things in perspective. These guys commentating this race make me cringe so hard, their sense of humor is childish and their "insightful" information is comparable to John Madden. Fucking sickening.
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 00:30:39 473966 No. 8481
File: QPR.jpg (39.23 KB, 640x275, 128:55, QPR.jpg )
is there any way to get the main sticky to show more than one new post on the main page? even two posts would be hepful
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 05:22:50 ea2061 No. 8482
>>8481
Don't think so, no. Stickies are default to stay at one reply post on the main page, so as to not clutter the front page when you have more than one sticky.
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 05:23:43 bba39e No. 8483
>>8480
Leigh Diffey, Steve Matchett, and David Hobbs (who was acceptable when paired with Bob Varsha) are all terrible. The U.S. is cursed to have giggling old men on their sole F1 broadcaster. BUT that wasn't enough. They do the Indy commentary too.
pls come back bob varsha
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 05:24:58 bba39e No. 8484
>>8481
Beyond expanding it or going to reply mode I don't think so.
also I'm dying from that file name
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 05:31:23 ea2061 No. 8485
>>8483
>Hating on David Hobbs
Nigga's great. I particularly love when he goes off on irrelevant tangents and gets bitter for no reason.
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 05:53:39 bba39e No. 8486
>>8485
all of the worst giggling-old-man-that-is-impressed-by-the-most-basic-of-things-and overreacts-constantly traits that hobbs possesses are brought out even more so by the other giggling old men. leigh diffey is the worst because he fucking squeals.
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 05:59:51 ea2061 No. 8488
>>8486
That's what makes them so great from an entertainment stand point. They're all like children.
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 09:01:40 473966 No. 8490
anyone following testing? autosport isn't doing live text but f1i is
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 12:27:17 e5e537 No. 8491
>>8483
>>8485
>>8486
>>8488
I could do without the shouting/giggling at minor incidents but from a reporting/informational perspective they're not that bad. When Bianchi crashed in Japan [F] NBC was on it faster than Sky. Also the coverage lacks the bias towards Hamilton. Except for Hobbs, he's the closest thing to an /f1/ shitposter on tv.
NBCSN also gave us this ebin graphic
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 16:06:12 05415c No. 8492
>>8491
That statistic is so fucking retarded.
90%+ of winners don't come from outside the top 3.
It's just a way for people to try and "prove"
a driver isn't good, when in reality the poster just doesn't like them, and is looking for any excuse to justify it to others.
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 17:59:44 e5e537 No. 8493
>>8492
Logically then Seb would have several out of those 40 from outside the top 3, but he doesn't. I'm not a Vettel hater but it's a funny comparison given how hard he got BTFO last year.
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 19:11:31 bba39e No. 8494
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 19:43:20 1940b0 No. 8495
>>8494
they can't make F1 harder to drive, that'd mean Bernies favourite champion Lewis "don't talk to me in the corners" Hamilton won't be as successful as he's now
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 19:51:28 bba39e No. 8497
>>8495
Haha fuck him
>>8496
EVERYBODY READ THIS THREAD
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 19:51:37 e5e537 No. 8498
>>8495
I thought the maymay was that Louis was less cerebral than Nico and that he'd have trouble managing the nu-turbo-era cars. Now he can't handle simpler machines either?
Backmarker 05/12/15 (Tue) 23:31:37 15b86e No. 8508
>>8488
Do there exist compilations of Hobbs going "WUEEEUWUEEH"?
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 01:00:21 bba39e No. 8509
>>8508
Not that i've seen. Real shame.
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 01:34:02 ea2061 No. 8510
>>8508
>>8509
>tfw no compilation of Hobbs going "WUEEEUWUEEH
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 03:00:07 bba39e No. 8511
http://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/latest/headlines/2015/5/rosberg-blitzes-field-on-opening-day-of-barcelona-test.html
>Nico Rosberg picked up where he left off in Barcelona as Mercedes made an emphatic start to Formula One racing's two-day in-season test at the Spanish circuit.
>The German, who won Sunday's Formula 1 Gran Premio de Espana Pirelli 2015, set a best time of 1m 24.374s - quicker than his pole time on Saturday - which left him more than two seconds clear of the field. Rosberg also racked up an imperious 146 laps, comfortably more than any other driver achieved.
Rosbabby is back!
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 03:29:29 ea2061 No. 8512
>>8511
>yfw he gets BTFO in Monaco
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 04:19:57 bba39e No. 8513
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Browsing random onboards and see this. I had been reading that Thierry Boutsen was actually a pretty good driver but had been convinced during his time at benetton that he needed to have the car sprung as stiffly as possible and that this hurt his abilities later in his career.
Watching this video now it definitely looks like he has traction issues coming out of corners and that's probably too stiff a rear suspension.
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 04:24:07 ea2061 No. 8514
>>8513
>Was actually a good driver
>Took shit advice about his car setup
That's not a sign of a good driver.
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 04:26:39 bba39e No. 8515
>>8514
I meant from a natural perspective. Obviously that takes away from his completeness as a driver. Many of the non british drivers for a lot of f1's history weren't super technical. This is especially true for the french drivers with the major exceptions of Alain Prost and Jean Pierre Jabouille.
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 04:28:09 bba39e No. 8516
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>8514
also three grand prix wins in less than dominating cars is nothing to sneeze at.
Thought I should share this because it sounds nice and it's cool to see how low the car is and the shifting action.
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 04:33:47 7e853e No. 8517
>>8516
Sounds nice. Super low to the ground.
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 04:35:21 bba39e No. 8518
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 06:02:00 0305a5 No. 8519
>>8512
>>8518
I just realised that coverage of Monaco is just going to be endless shittalking about quali last year.
Might just skip the race to be honest.
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 06:34:29 ea2061 No. 8520
>>8519
And then Spa will be all about Rosberg getting boo'd.
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 12:05:57 000000 No. 8522
>>8521
Did he crash that Sauber now or did this happens earlier this year?
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 13:20:02 ecd538 No. 8524
>>8522
It's from the testing that is happening now i believe
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 14:44:20 e3d77e No. 8525
>>8521
>>8522
>>8524
http://motorsportstalk.nbcsports.com/2015/05/08/marciello-pleased-with-practice-progress-at-sauber/
>Marciello’s next outing for Sauber will come at next week’s in-season test at the Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya, and he is relishing the opportunity to enjoy some longer runs behind the wheel of the C34 car.
>“During FP1 you don’t have a lot of time,” he said. “You’re afraid to crash or something. During a test you have all day, so you can do warm up laps. You can do long runs, of course during a normal day you have more chance to improve.
>During practice you're afraid to crash or something
>During a test you have all day
lel
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 19:23:12 bba39e No. 8536
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/118945
>"We want 18-inch tyres, which we already use in Formula E, and soon in another series."
No
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 19:25:40 bba39e No. 8537
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/118953
Redevelopment of ex-F1 venue Kyalami announced
>they're not restoring the old layout
waste of time and money
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 19:53:09 0305a5 No. 8540
>>8537
A lot of the old circuit got turned into public road with houses on it so it can't be done.
Porsche now own the circuit don't they?
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 19:53:14 f129bf No. 8541
>>8537
Tilke'll probably be involved, will be undoubtedly terrible.
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 19:55:44 0305a5 No. 8542
>>8541
It is showing the layout change in the picture.
They have to extended the first corner and made it tighter.
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 20:13:59 bba39e No. 8544
>>8543
That's one of the first tracks to get utterly fucked. The current layout looks almost exactly like buddh in india which is not a compliment.
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 20:15:02 bba39e No. 8545
>>8540
Porsche South Africa owns it.
Backmarker 05/13/15 (Wed) 20:25:31 0305a5 No. 8546
>>8544
They needed money so sold off half the land to property developers (Johannesburg was growing) and built the new circuit with some of the money using a few of the old corners.
Such a shitty reason.
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 04:00:09 ea2061 No. 8574
>>8543
It doesn't even look that bad.
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 05:32:34 05415c No. 8575
SkyF1 Midweek report:
https://vid.me/rAkQ
>2:30-3:45 = talking about Nico's victory
>3:45-9:45 = talking about Hamilton finishing second
Race winner get's just over a minute, "mah Lewis" get's 6 minutes.
They just keep stooping lower and lower.
It's not even watchable anymore.
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 05:33:26 2ac656 No. 8576
>PlanetF1 has lost both "Teammate Wars" and "Winners and Losers" colvmns
>replaced with something called "Good Race, Bad Race"
>written by Michelle Foster
is planetf1 the most joke of all the joke f1 churn sites yet?
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 05:53:43 2ac656 No. 8577
>>8575
all right, Graeme and the dude from Oasis
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 06:02:21 bba39e No. 8578
>>8574
you should swing by the eyedoctor's place
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 06:09:18 ea2061 No. 8579
>>8578
>Eye doctor's place
Dis nigga.
For real though, it's not that bad. I've seen worse drawn up by Tilke.
>>8577
>That fucking haircut
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 06:21:41 2ac656 No. 8580
>>8579
at least they didn't read any tweets
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 12:26:13 2ddc4b No. 8582
>>8575
It's a british telecommunications company catering english broadcast for mainly british viewers, I don't get what's the issue. And anyway Sky is pretty fair compared to say Finnish broadcast which is completely built around Finnish drivers.
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 12:53:00 2ddc4b No. 8584
>>8453
>>8454
Keke was cosmopolitan businessman oriented and thought it's not very useful to learn a language only 5 million people speak in some frozen northern wasteland, especially when it differs so much from most European languages, instead it was more reasonable to learn the major languages of Europe to get sponsorships etc. and get inside a team easier no matter which language was spoken inside the team.
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 16:03:45 c6c5d4 No. 8587
>>8584
You'd think that if Finnish were spoken in the home he'd learn it automatically but I guess not.
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 16:17:58 22cbd3 No. 8588
>>8584
Sounds like a man estranged from his family, is this the finnish way?
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 17:43:09 2ddc4b No. 8589
>>8587
I think they spoke German in home, as the mother is German and Keke knows German well.
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 21:05:35 0305a5 No. 8595
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 21:46:00 05415c No. 8596
>>8595
>Man says friend is good
Unbiased opinion there
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 21:52:41 bba39e No. 8597
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 21:53:07 ea2061 No. 8598
>>8595
If based Kanye says Hamilton makes dope beats, then that's it. It's over. The lord have spoken.
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 21:54:46 bba39e No. 8599
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>8598
I can think of at least one better singer/f1 driver
Backmarker 05/14/15 (Thu) 22:10:31 c6c5d4 No. 8600
>>8599
Jacques Villeneuve! Man what happened to him?
Backmarker 05/15/15 (Fri) 12:30:33 ecd538 No. 8613
Backmarker 05/15/15 (Fri) 12:46:14 4d422f No. 8614
>>8613
>no overtaking with refueling
>decide to bring it back to make things exciting
wew lad
Backmarker 05/15/15 (Fri) 14:38:22 2ac656 No. 8616
>– Faster cars: 5 to 6 seconds drop in lap times through aerodynamic rules evolution, wider tyres and reduction of car weight
so a new floor then
Backmarker 05/15/15 (Fri) 14:46:56 9dd16f No. 8617
I'd be perfectly happy if the FIA just did away with the tire regulations. I don't care if there's a tire war or not, just let them design a tire that allows drivers to really push the limits for more than half of a lap before the tire dies and they have to nurse it home.
Backmarker 05/15/15 (Fri) 21:52:20 05415c No. 8620
Not sure what to think…
>The Strategy Group, which comprises FIA President Jean Todt, Formula One group CEO Bernie Ecclestone and six teams (McLaren, Mercedes, Ferrari, Force India, Red Bull and Williams), also wants to see higher revving and louder engines, and more visually aggressive cars .
>For 2017:
>More aggressive looks
Backmarker 05/15/15 (Fri) 22:23:57 ea2061 No. 8621
>>8613
Oh boy, can't wait to have races that were determined by pit strategy rather than on the track fights and overtakes with the drivers back.
Backmarker 05/15/15 (Fri) 22:24:29 b4dbab No. 8622
>>8620
we 2008 Speed Racer now.
https://youtu.be/uXxZg5sLDNk
i'm ok with this
Backmarker 05/16/15 (Sat) 05:50:43 9bb6b5 No. 8635
>>8620
gross. it looks like a fucking dallara dw12 (the indycar)
Backmarker 05/16/15 (Sat) 15:43:59 b91521 No. 8650
>>8635
Even the new DW12 looks better. Fuck this super aggressive styling, it's gimmicky bullshit.
Backmarker 05/16/15 (Sat) 16:05:36 863a29 No. 8651
>>8650
The first one I know is a joke but I can't quite tell on the second one.
Backmarker 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:01:50 01948c No. 8654
>>8651
First is a joke. Second and third are the honda and Chevy indycar aerokits respectively.
Backmarker 05/17/15 (Sun) 04:10:10 05415c No. 8660
>>8654
>First is a joke. Second and third are the honda and Chevy indycar aerokits respectively.
All 3 are jokes, but only the first one is photoshopped.