Monaco Race Thread Burgermeister ## Board Owner 05/23/15 (Sat) 13:22:46 6add3b No. 9598 [View All]
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Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:24:25 a0eec1 No. 10488
>>10483
Yep. Bump and run doesn't belong in F1.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:28:33 15594f No. 10489
>>10488
This pissed me off so much lol. Maybe if it happened earlier in the race the stewards would have enough time to debate on it. Or did they even debate on it at all?
The fact that it's not even an issue on any F1 sites that I have visited is kind of disappointing. I didn't watch the race live, I DL'd it several hours after, and there was still nothing.
Whatever.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:28:34 6dfa3e No. 10490
>>10484
How many children will Rosberg have fathered by tonight?
Jenson is looking much better but he has managed to lose Jessica which is slightly worrying….
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:29:45 6dfa3e No. 10491
>>10483
Yeah it was definitely a dive and he wasn't alongside proper.
Don't know why the stewards didn't get him for it
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:32:29 201e9d No. 10492
>>10484
man if i was an F1 driver at Monaco i would go Schumi Suzuka every year.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:34:25 d7d5dc No. 10493
>>10488
Neither do hybrid engines, nor flaps that exist for push to pass, nor radio rules, but here we are.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:35:42 d7d5dc No. 10494
>>10492
What the fuck happened? It looks like someone puked over the whole room.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:37:15 201e9d No. 10495
>>10494
Schumi throw a party at suzuka, stuff happened.
Everyone got drunk.
Schumi was found passed out at turn 1 gravel trap on a forklift.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:37:35 201e9d No. 10496
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Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:38:12 d7d5dc No. 10497
>>10495
Wow that's an insane party.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:38:32 6dfa3e No. 10499
>>10494
Beer being smashed everywhere while Schumi goes on a rampage
>>10492
>tfw no Monaco after party
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:38:35 b00438 No. 10500
>>10492
>>10495
do you remember by contrast when he had his Xhundredth race or summat celebration during his late years with brawn mercedes ?
invited everyone to drink from a toy keg of beer the size of a small dachshund
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:40:33 201e9d No. 10501
>>10499
>tfw no monaco street party
i would get so drunk , like so stupidly drunk i would probably throw up to relieve pressure and just keep partying until i pass out somewhere.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:41:47 b00438 No. 10502
>>10501
count the number of women in that picture then rethink that
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:41:51 6dfa3e No. 10503
>>10498
I've got the rest but you posted the best bits.
I'm trying to remember who's Toyota shirt he stole.
It wasn't his brothers as Ralf joined in 05. I think it was Panis' shirt
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:42:20 15594f No. 10504
>>10501
Top class whores dancing all around you. Would be heaven.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:43:17 201e9d No. 10505
>>10502
bros before hoes bro.
still would get fuck up drunk.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:43:20 6dfa3e No. 10506
>>10501
>and just keep partying until i pass out somewhere.
They recently had to drag a body out of a ravine because of that
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:43:34 15594f No. 10507
>>10503
lol, did he piss his pants?
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:47:21 201e9d No. 10509
>>10506
party hard i guess.
fam how do i know if i'm an alcoholic? when i drink at a party i don't stop until all the alcohol is literally gone.
>>10508
>tfw you'll never party with Schumi
:c
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:49:07 6dfa3e No. 10510
>>10509
I think potato Michael would appreciate just being left in the middle of a party and getting a lap dance
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:51:29 b00438 No. 10511
>>10510
he'd probably appreciate it if you flicked the lights on and off several times in a row
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:52:55 15594f No. 10512
>>10511
excellent picture anon
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:53:40 201e9d No. 10513
>>10510
lets throw a party for Michael, ask his wife if we can invite him.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:55:06 b00438 No. 10514
>>10512
it's all yours my friend
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:56:44 15594f No. 10515
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:59:21 6dfa3e No. 10516
>>10513
>Schumi rolls in onto the dance floor
>Swap out his feeding tube for alcohol
>Let him pass out while everyone grinds to the music around him
>Ride his wheelchair down Beau Rivage
>Leave him on his side at Rascasse to be found as tribute
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 03:01:43 b00438 No. 10517
>>10513
>ask his wife
is that how they do it in opera
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 03:23:16 3e59b8 No. 10519
>>10517
GOT EM' COACH
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Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:08:44 a0eec1 No. 10521
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:11:04 a0eec1 No. 10522
Thoughts on having an off topic thread?
>blog posts
>comfy chat
>random shit
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:30:06 201e9d No. 10523
>>10522
jesus christ i don't want to have more chan tabs open, it's like 3 for 8chan and 2 for halfchan.
plus 50 of other things
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:38:10 3e59b8 No. 10524
>>10522
Isn't that just what this thread is?
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:40:25 15594f No. 10525
>>10522
are regular /f1/ threads not comfy for you? They are for me. I'm just saying….
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:42:32 a0eec1 No. 10526
>>10525
I meant more as a containment thread so we don't shit up the on-topic threads.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:44:19 3e59b8 No. 10527
>>10526
But this thread is on topic…
Sounds like you just want an excuse to tell people to fuck off to other threads.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:48:04 d7d5dc No. 10529
Makes sense to have an off topic thread. You can have some bleedover, but at the end of the day if you want thoughtful discussion, you need to compartmentalize by topic so that each thread moves at the rate that the topic discussed does.
We're not cuckchan, we have threads for different topics.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:48:05 3e59b8 No. 10530
>>10528
Are you inviting me to have a wank with you?
Cause das gay bro.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:49:12 d7d5dc No. 10531
Speaking of new thread, we're at the post limit as is.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:49:19 15594f No. 10532
>>10528
seems like you are looking for a fallout shelter to do your shitposting in. I get it, you're an Aussie and you deserve a home to practice that of which you are best at.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:50:34 3e59b8 No. 10535
>>10533
Look at those dirty, DIRTY whores.
Oh my.
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:52:53 15594f No. 10536
>>10533
Hannah, teh best WAG
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 04:59:32 b00438 No. 10537
>>10534
I'd adjust their trim
Backmarker 05/25/15 (Mon) 05:02:25 3e59b8 No. 10538
Too many whores.
Shut it down.