Catalog (/facepunch/)

cleanup time

> tfw the entirety of /facepunch/ consists of angsty faggots who got banned

shut the fuck up you whiny pussies

love you postal <3

I can't wait until Sanders loses and the Sanders cultists on FP go utterly apeshit. They're such self-righteous, pseudo-intellectual twats that I want to see them eat a good serving of humble pie.

got a week long ban for calling someone fuckface

goddamn hugbox website, every asshat gets offended or some joke mod sees a naughty word and gets to work

Katatonic

bruh how come this nigga look like he a 30 year old man like come on nigge bruh

worst users

lets discuss who the worst facepunch users are and why they are shit

asteroidrules is shit because it is a social justice sperg and they need to get fucking banned

SIRIUS is the most autismal faggot stoner i have seen ever

please delete rust forum and ban all people who post there

gayry stop being gayry and be garry again and make facepunch good again

bring back smartness

ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE

Bernie Bros getting pissed that people are not only against Sanders, but are also laughing at his ridiculous fans (IE SH).

https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1504641

Choice quotes:

"Why do you want to laugh at them for wanting an honest politician?

This kind of thought process is just malicious."

"I don't get you. I don't think this is the first time I've seen you shit on Sanders, is it a game to you? I get that you probably don't care for America, but what the fuck ever, it's my country, and when I have to see the fact that my country has to choose between a bunch of fuckheads and one guy who actually seems to want to do good by my country, I don't find it laughable or funny in anyway. Also, just so you know, in case you forgot, when shit goes bad in my country, it kinda spreads to the rest of the world, so I'd like to think maybe you'd hope for the best, that maybe shit won't go side ways with this election, and we can get someone in office who actually cares about this country."

"Yeah that sort of makes you a bad person though

Like you're basically laughing at people for showing interest in their country's future"

"yet you somehow trust a self interested businessman and don't see the irony in this shit?

your opinions are all factually wrong"

Who's alt is this?

Which one of you is it?

Big Dumb American is a faggot. Here's why:

*Is an insufferable, self-righteous, and smug asshole that thinks he's right about everything, even when given clear evidence that he is wrong. He, however, thinks he's fighting the good fight against the unholy trinity of racism, the Republicans, and their supporters and anyone that disagrees with him in any capacity is evil.

*Cannot stand people saying anything bad about blacks and Muslims, despite being a pasty white boy in St. Louis who presumably lives as far away from St. Louis' blacks as possible. If you say that blacks or Muslims are anything but saints, he will rush the thread in order to drown out the discussion with his bullshit.

*Is a two-faced bitch; he pretends to be a good moderator that lets everyone have their opinions, but utterly loses it if people disagree with him.

*Notorious for misinterpreting peoples' arguments on purpose (to the point where he'll state you said things you didn't actually say in your post) to cast you as a racist ultra right-winger in order so he can quickly gain the moral high ground. Even if you call him out on this, he will continue to distort what you say.

*Will respond with gigantic walls of texts over the smallest posts, making it impossible to truly answer him.

*Like any coward, he hides behind his admin powers when defied; see >>339.

*One of the cancers killing Sensational Headlines. He's more interested in stamping out wrongthink on a video game forum past its prime via walls of text (and admin powers if he's told to go fuck himself when he tries his usual tricks) than encouraging people to dicuss the latest news.

Fuck him.

Daily reminder asteroidrules defends child pedos

Ban tranny group please

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/cdtg

Daily reminder that the GMF is a safe space for harassed minorities.

Do you guys like my OC Undertale™ avatar?

why do all those trannies have a pentagram necklace?

faceonch

facepunch is for trannies and sjws

fuck OFF

Board Rules

Friendly reminder that Facepunch is shit

Where were you when Facepunch saved a life?

Facepunch Trannies

do these freaks realize how ridiculous they look and are?

Who of you people is DDoSing FP.

how do we get users onto /facepunch/ without namefagging?

Daily reminder.

Max is still mad about gamergate

Max was in full support of paid mods in the way they were implemented

Max is a regular on ShitRedditSays as it is a safe space

Max was fired from Facepunch Studios for being too SJW and Garry was sick of his shit

Max lost his moderation because he didnt feel comfortable having it after being fired. He most likely was going to lose it regardless

Max was the worst mod yet one of the shortest lived

Maxs animation skills havent improved since most of his time is now spent fighting the good fight on twitter and tumblr.

So, is anyone the least bit surprised that the majority of SJWs on Facepunch have never been on 4chan, and in fact view it as a "den of smelly neckbeards?"

where the fuck did all of these social justice members come from exactly

it feels like they're fucking everywhere as of late

milkandcooki thread

why the fuck is fp down

>TRIGGERED

Its been almost a year since I last went to facepunch. What the fuck happened? I could have sworn there were more forums than this, like I remember there being one for Urbexing. Why were they deleted?

Badmin here.

Should we open a 8chan thread on FP? Just so we can get some people here.

>Thisispain perma

>Milknfaggot perma

>MaxofS2D perma

>3 weeks since garrys Bday

This is already starting to look like a good year.

Who do you think is next?

>Visit worst steam profiles thread

>It's just gross furries making fun of other gross furries

SENPAI MAX NOTICED US!!!!

Can we permaban trannies?

they are so fucking disgusting why cant we ban these gays with mental disorders??????????????????????

people will defend this

araknid i see you you magnificent bastard

>be me

>be da asian fuckboy

>dinku onu dayu to myu selfu "i wantu beu girlu"

>i spend thousands of dollars on worst girl from touhou cosplay

>myu facu whenu imu notu girlu

GOTTO DAMMITO GODDU WHY WASNTU IU BORNU AU GIRLU BAKA

>mfw Sensationalist Headlines has become a rotten cesspit of far-left ideology and tumblrisms.

A-At least we've got Videos and Games, right?

FACEPUNCH DDOSED BY MAXOFS2D

who was the biggest SJW whiny bitch; thisispain, sigmalambda, or max?

since lots of people got unbanned (max milkandcookii and other buttbuddies that have the same mindset) are now unbanned, what do you think it'll be the first to get permbanned again?

Hey Faggots,

My name is Max, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day oppressing innocent women. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been out of your basements? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than homophobia.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the rust development team, and the only thing that made facepunch good. What games do you play, other than “make nasty posts on twitter”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot boyfriend (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me

Starpluck General

best fp user thread

go

BDA = fgt

we should bring this place to life a little

put up some decor, have some fun with it

This forum sucks

maxofs2d is a fuckn fago thread

Craptasket is actually a good Moderator

ayyy

Craptasket is a faggot