No.1
So I woke up today and was like.
Yeah lets shitpost on a board which one will it be and I thought to myself… why not the new ones? New boards are always so nice; they have that nice new board smell, uncovered in shit.
I view my post here as an allegory for injecting my semen into a virginal vagina.
The legacy of this board will forever be tainted with the memory of my genetic endowment. Great scholars in the far future will look back for the first post and recognize it's glory and record in the anals of history about the events that transpired this day.
So here it is gaze upon it's majesty. This board is forever claimed for ponies.
No.2
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