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Ideas For This Board longcat 01/31/15 (Sat) 00:23:20 No.1[Reply]

If it's not apparent already, I intend for this board to be for people who want a random board with heavier moderation to keep newfags and shit out and encourage OC and whatnot. Post ideas for rules and other shit you think might be good to keep lulz and OC flowing. Or pretty much anything you want to say relating to the board itself.

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longcat!u2YjtUz8MU 01/31/15 (Sat) 20:34:22 No.37

>>27
kek yeah, I just have a thing for longcat. Especially since that one flash on halfchan.

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RULES longcat 01/31/15 (Sat) 00:36:19 No.2[Reply]

TEMPORARY SET, WILL EXPAND ASAP
1)LURK MOAR
2)Don't spoonfeed. Refer newfags to Rule 1
3)Repetitive threads/posts/other shit will be deleted. This does not include memes, just shit that gets posted way too often, like the stuff in daily threads.
4)Here's GIMP http://www.gimp.org/downloads/ GO MAKE SOME OC INSTEAD OF POSTING THE SAME SHITTY EDIT YOU POST IN EVERY THREAD
5)No moralfagging
6)Keep ironic shitposts to a minimum. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Post last edited at 01/31/15 (Sat) 19:38:48

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Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 18:44:08 No.56 [Reply]

can you guys get Tomorrow I'll playing in a moving embed like on 7chan's rendition of this board? maybe also those F A I L moving letter gifs? nostalgia of my 7chan days

Anonymous 08/13/15 (Thu) 18:55:30 No.57

we need more letter .gifs

to bring back

:H: :I: :T: :L: :E: :R:

:I:

:T:

:L:

:E:

:R:

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Top 7 - Funny Fail Soccer / Football Series 1 sage 04/18/15 (Sat) 19:57:09 No.55 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/j5ynFpRoswg

Have you ever seen this funny and fail moment in soccer game?
From kicking another "balls" to failed to scoring even in good place and moment.
You will LOL!!

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U WILL BE RAIDED BY BAPHOMET Anonymous 02/09/15 (Mon) 06:49:23 No.54 [Reply]

We are /baphomet/.
We do not forget.
We do not forget.
EXPECT US.

>>>/baphomet/

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Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 01:50:05 No.42 [Reply]

hmm?

Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 18:40:25 No.53

detestable negroids

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Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 10:22:42 No.43 [Reply]

WHIP IT

Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 10:25:22 No.44

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INTO SHAPE

Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 10:44:31 No.46

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WORK IT

Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 17:38:22 No.52

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NIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERS

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Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 19:11:38 No.24 [Reply]

kek-worthy news stories
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/01/23/autistic_teen_joseph_edwards_ransomware_scam_suicide_tragedy/

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Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 21:32:40 No.39

>>25
I don't get it

Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 21:55:39 No.40

>>39
>taint

Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 13:34:28 No.48

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Not super lulzy but

Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 13:35:52 No.49

>>48

I'm unfortunately aware it's tumblr in origin a freind sent throught skype an I'm a mobilefag so

Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 16:16:06 No.51

>>49
oh well, it's funny. be less of a fag next time, though :^)

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Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 13:24:46 No.47 [Reply]

>46 posts in a day
I'm not sure whether I'm pessimistic or optimistic, to be honest.

Oh well. Have a thread.

Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 16:13:58 No.50

>>47
i dunno either. guess we should just keep posting.
also
fuckin
cthulu

sheit

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RIP /fail/ Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 01:14:10 No.41 [Reply]

2015-2015

Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 10:38:52 No.45

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RIP

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Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 21:31:00 No.38 [Reply]

Newfags don't know what's up on July 12th

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Greentext collection thread Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 20:02:32 No.29 [Reply]

the best greentexts you've seen and can recall

Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 20:03:09 No.30

>>29
can you make this smaller?

Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 20:05:40 No.31

>>30

its a long one

not if you want to read it

Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 20:08:45 No.33

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>>31
i can't read it now
anyway, pic related is my personal favorite, but it's not strictly greentext

Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 20:13:32 No.34

>>33

you know i dont know what the trope is called but i fucking love when mundane but cool things are given a fantastical twist

like with the embellishment suddenly you've got yourself cat vs. goose worldbuilding

Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 20:16:43 No.35

>>34
fuck yes. there's just something about it.

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Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 20:02:31 No.28 [Reply]

guess i'll break the board in with a story i've been saving for a while
>be me, years ago
>about 15 years old
>masturbate constantly
>use these thick paper towels because there are never any tissues, and flush them when i'm done
>one day plumbing gets fucked, toilets overflow and shit
>family spends days trying to fix it, eventually have to dig up the fucking pipe when nothing is working
>we have to take apart our stairs and everything because the pipe is buries underneath them
>finally get to the pipe, manage to open it up just where the clog is
>turns out it was clogged by a massive fucking wad of goddamn paper towels that i had flushed over the years
>everyone assumes it's just normal toilet paper, since it's impossible to tell what it actually due to the water, so i get no blame
>wipesbrow.jpg
>it doesn't end there though
>as it turns out, my parents' marriage only really survived because they didn't spend much time together, since they couldn't stand each other
>clog forces them to work together to fix it a good 9 hours a day for a few days
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Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 20:07:49 No.32

it sounds like your parents being incompatible fuckfaces is what caused your families breakup

you/sister wouldve graduated and left and then theyd break up

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Hey man, I like your board. Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 14:27:04 No.3 [Reply]

If you need banners, I'll make some for you. I just don't know what the image dimensions are.

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Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 16:14:34 No.13

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Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 17:17:39 No.16

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Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 17:18:02 No.17

>>16
^ possibly my magnum opus

Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 18:55:42 No.22

>>12
>>13
>>16
Pure fuckin gold

Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 18:59:39 No.23

>>22
thanks