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MOAR CP

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 No.28

guess i'll break the board in with a story i've been saving for a while
>be me, years ago
>about 15 years old
>masturbate constantly
>use these thick paper towels because there are never any tissues, and flush them when i'm done
>one day plumbing gets fucked, toilets overflow and shit
>family spends days trying to fix it, eventually have to dig up the fucking pipe when nothing is working
>we have to take apart our stairs and everything because the pipe is buries underneath them
>finally get to the pipe, manage to open it up just where the clog is
>turns out it was clogged by a massive fucking wad of goddamn paper towels that i had flushed over the years
>everyone assumes it's just normal toilet paper, since it's impossible to tell what it actually due to the water, so i get no blame
>wipesbrow.jpg
>it doesn't end there though
>as it turns out, my parents' marriage only really survived because they didn't spend much time together, since they couldn't stand each other
>clog forces them to work together to fix it a good 9 hours a day for a few days
>they start bitching and yelling at each other over everything, even after the clog was fixed
>they get divorced soon after
>really affects my siblings, brother drops out, sister becomes a slut and starts fucking niggers and shit
>dad leaves and the rest of the family hasn't seen him since
>mfw i destroyed my family with my cum

 No.32

it sounds like your parents being incompatible fuckfaces is what caused your families breakup

you/sister wouldve graduated and left and then theyd break up



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