>be a low level trader in the gun runners
>did less than a week in 1st Recon training and think I'm some sort of hotshot with firearms
>think setting up shop with all my expensive wares in an isolated outpost, in the middle of a warzone, is a cool idea
>bragging to my single guard that no one's gonna steal from the gun runners
>He doesn't like me
>shit talk and refuse every potential customer so i can look cool
>guard still doesn't like me
>some guy in a bloody checkered suit stops by, give him the usual spiel
>has a big plasma rifle on his back and… a golf driver?
>he ends up scoring a hole-in-one into a mole rat burrow with my head