/fanfic/ - Fan Fiction

>tfw you find a really interesting fic

>multichapter, your favourite pairing and well written

>Forget all about it, only to want to check it out later to see what happened

>Realise I forgot to save the link

>Can't remember the title or the name of the author

>search through the massive archives only to come up empty handed

>Start reading a completed work

>24 chapters long

>Peek at the comments on the first few chapters

>High praise

>A few spoilers

>Let my guard down and stop reading the comments

>Chapters 1-23 are amazing

>True to the characters

>Creative plot

>No donut steel characters

>Sexy parts are incredibly hot

>Scary parts actually unnerve me

>The sad parts make me want to cry

>Dozens of pages apiece

>Get to chapter 24

>Everything the story has been setting up gets wrapped up hastily and clumsily

>Nobody is acting the same way

>Whole plotlines are flat out ignored

>One of the characters that died in chapter 23 is back with no explanation

>The last pages of the ending are Evangelion-tier

>Confusion and rage courses through me

>Read the comments on this chapter

>It turns out the author died and his wife tried to wrap it up using his notes

>reading a good fanfic

>get to most recent chapter, posted a year ago

>get depressed thinking it will stay unfinished

>few weeks later

>randomly check it again

>tfw author has inexplicably returned from their hiatus and posted a new chapter

>find this really promising, completed fic with Elder God tier pairing

>44 really, really long chapters

>really nice beginning, enjoying the heck outta this

>loving all the changes the author has made to the canon

>protagonist is a bit of a downer and a pussy, but nothing too bad, and I really wanna see where the author will go with this concept s/he's got going

>a bit overdoing it with the constant sex scenes now, but still really solid

>chapter 8 comes along - going great so fa-

>"Crashing this plane fic… WITH NO SURVIVORS!"

>author goes full retard and completely destroys all hope I have for this fic at chapter 8, after a terrific start

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I think KStew is sorta cute – from what I hear and have seen in reviews and rifftrax’ her acting was pretty lousy in Twilight, though I don’t think her character gave her much to work with either. All my knowledge of the series comes from what I’ve seen and read online, and trying to get through the audio book of the first one.

The actress who played Alice is Ashley Greene – she is adorable. After seeing Twin Peaks I kinda imagine Sherilyn Fenn as Alice though.

I think the first Twilight book is pretty lengthy - at least 400 pages I think.