No.8611
Time for a new thread fams, you should all do your best and stuff
Also I wonder why the limit is 751 instead of 750
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No.8614
>>8608
>Half the time when you guys start with that crap, it's stuff that actually bugs me, like reminding me that I'm impure.
Why does it bother you that you're impure? Why do you want to be asexual?
>>8610
Let's not guilt each other too much. I know it's frustrating when somebody hurts your feelings and then says it's just a joke or ribs you for being angry, but banning all teasing would only stifle things and reduce the content of this board to anime reaction images and repetitive advice. Banter usually isn't funny (I can think of only a handful of times where I've laughed at banter on this board), but it can be, and it's the primary form of social interaction that men have. Learning to negotiate between being a complete asshole like >>8386 and saying fairly harmless things that make people laugh is an important skill. I want people to be comfortable posting here, not afraid of being called an asshole for something superficially unimportant like telling somebody they're lewd in private. If we take into account all possible neurosis when we consider whether something is okay to say, we will be able to say very little.
If something offends you, say so, and at that point the other guy is a jerk if they continue to push it.
No.8615
>>8614
It just does and I just do. I just want a nice pure world.
>being a complete as whole
tbh that's average for what me and BT would throw at each other in private way back when
Although it would mostly her doing the banter and me asking her to stop and her never letting up
I felt pretty bad after that post so I tried to be nice
I'm proud of myself for feeling remorse for a nonselfish reason for once
No.8616
>>8615
>as whole
asshole****
Fug u autocorrect
No.8617
What happened to all those posts in Karen ohayou thread?
>>8611
1 OP with 750 replies btw
No.8618
>>8615
>I just want a nice pure world.
Every tangent this led me on was a dead end. Do you think you'll achieve your ideals, or would you rather change them? Would you want to do the latter, or would you rather be miserable and punish yourself? Do you think you can affect your ideals at all?
No.8619
>>8618
I get better and better every day. One day I'll become truly perfect again. 16 year old me was literally perfect. I followed my personal code to perfection, was very refined and proper, and also doing well with life. My only "flaws" was that I was a little extra pretentious because I was 16 years old, and I was still overweight then.
I shall be great again one day
Progress is already being made at a steady rate
No.8620
>>8618
>>8619
Oh I'd rather just be miserable and dreaming of an idealistic world than change my expectations/hopes/whatever
No.8622
>>8614
I wasn't trying to guilt anybody and I'm not trying to ban banter I'm simply arguing a point, I've done my fair share of teasing and stuff here and that's all fine and good but if I ever said something that actually upset someone I wouldn't try to shun responsibility for what I say with "dude banter. LMAO" you know?
Basically just because your joking doesn't mean you can say whatever you want and then not take responsibility when you go too far for someone, just like if someone got hurt during a prank/ game you would still take responsibility for hurting them.
No.8623
>>8622
I fully agree with you then.
No.8624
>>8623
I should have been more clear to begin with honestly but I was basically falling asleep at that point.
I also feel like I should also point out that I don't think what I'm talking about is really a problem I've ever seen here but I feel like people are getting the idea in their head that banter is just a get out of jail free card for saying nasty stuff to others and blaming anyone who's line gets crossed for not being able to take a joke.
No.8625
Prescriptive morality isn't real. Is-ought problem, look it up on Wikipedia you goddamn nerds.
No.8626
>tfw easiest day of work ever
>tfw came home to bbq ribs slow cooking in the crock pot all day
>tfw it's warming up and the snow is gonna be gone soon
No.8627
>>8625
What do you mean by it isn't real though? I don't know if I understood what I read but wouldn't it make more sense to say it isn't logical?
No.8628
Ohio. I applied to some internships so thats my productive thing for the week or month or year.
>>8536
>Being yourself isnt being yourself
Well yeah I know, I actively do that.
>I think it's very likely that you are paranoid about people disliking you and wind up thinking people are much more negative towards you than they actually are.
Most likely but I still perceive even if its wrong that everyone hates me and wants me gone so I dont know how to stop thinking like that.
>If people don't like you, then fuck them
I wish I could think that but I can't.
>>8626
>eating meat on a Friday
Its Lent you know you sinner, jk I don't care about that shit.
How dare you praise the defeat of snow and victory of the sun, you are a monster.
No.8629
>>8627
Well, I suppose that makes more sense.
Prescriptive morality is the concept that certain actions are right and others are wrong, and you ought to perform right actions and doing otherwise would be incorrect. This differs from descriptive morality, or the moral codes that people actually abide by (descriptive morality describes how people feel morally, prescriptive morality is how people should actually act).
The basis of morality is reason. When we ask if something is right to do, we ask why we should do it; we demand a reason. To demand a reason to abide by reason concedes the authority of reason.
You have no reason to do anything. There is no reason happiness is better than sadness. There are no correct or incorrect actions, and values almost certainly do not exist outside of the ones you construct (which have no meaningful authority). This has very little practical implications, by the way.
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No.8633
>>8613
>>8630
>>8631
>>8632
What is this meme magic?????????????
No.8634
>>8628
>not being a champion of the sun and wishing you were grossly incandescent
No.8635
No.8636
>>8634
Heresy. The sun is the work of the devil and should be shunned and banished from the Earth. To hell with it.
No.8637
No.8638
>>8634
>praise le sun memery
>being OnlyAfro tier cancer
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No.8643
>>8642
Stop posting videos I can't watch in the America
No.8645
>dream of eating chicken nuggies
>wake up, crave chicken nuggies
>Wendy's in particular
>all the Wendy's are closed
>>8644
I was singing this the other day
No.8646
>have to do a ton of work this weekend
>do none today
>start taking shots
YEE HA
No.8647
>>8646
Alcohol is stupid and sinful and bad in every way
No.8648
>>8647
You're stupid and bad in every way. You think life isn't worth living while rejecting the things you most enjoy to fit ideals that are conceived out of neuroticism and then you level moral judgments against other people while admitting your own are formed entirely out of self interest, while the most internally consistent paradigm would be complete amorality on the basis of your morality being an ill-conceived function of hedonism. Don't give me lip, son.
Just kidding you're a great person don't forget to advertise the board on your Skype groups
No.8649
>>8646
>yee ha
Most retarded phrase ever, but dont procrastinate fam
No.8650
Remember to crawl Wikipedia to learn about as much as you possibly can.
As Cormac McCarthy said, what exists without your knowledge exists without your consent.
No.8651
>>8650
I'd rather entertain myself honestly, though sometimes I'll be interested in some historical stuff and read about it. Pursuing knowledge for the sake of it seems pointless to me, it either needs to be entertaining or have some immediate application.
No.8653
>>8648
What am I supposed to say? I know I'm retarded
No.8655
>>8653
You goddamn liar, you think you're well above average intelligence.
You're supposed to tell the truth.
No.8656
>>8655
>throw away every good thing that I've ever had happen to me
>too stupid to play a board game with the one person I think of as my true friend
>aware of my hypocritical views and don't even bother to change them
>literally ruining my life for no reason
>get completely lost in conversation and misunderstand every sentence
>don't even have control of my own impulsive behaviour
>told I literally "look stupid"
>people at work take videos of me and send them to each other because I'm so retarded in the way I act that it's hilarious to them
>take forever to realise that everyone here actually can't stand me
>too retarded to even list anything other than superficial judgements of intelligence or the way I'm perceived by others
>can get good grades on school tests without studying or trying though
I make no sense and expect people to understand me, when I'm joking or when I'm just lying, as if they can read my mind, and even though I'm aware of all these things, I'm too dumb or just too lazy or too big of a piece of shit to change any of it
If I just start telling the truth, I'm so horrible that I couldn't even get people to fake like me until they figure out how bad I am anymore, and stupid people like me live for the acceptance of others
No.8657
>>8656
I'll give a decent reply to this when I'm sober, so tomorrow.
No.8658
I don't even know if I'm actually upset or if I just want attention. Maybe people are just a game to me. Maybe I'm the game.
No.8659
>>8658
At this point I'd say it's safe to assume you want attention tbh.
No.8660
>>8658
What if you're upset because you aren't getting attention?
No.8661
>>8659
I don't know why other people don't die for attention like me
No.8662
>>8661
Prolly cuz we aren't that narcissistic.
No.8663
>>8662
I don't know why I'm narcissistic
No.8664
>>8663
Why are you here? Why are you feeling anything at all? Why am I there? Why do you waste the eternal moment on your existence over contemplation of why it's there at all?
What an existence. What a day!
No.8665
>>8663
Because you're a (by your own account) spoiled teenager that was given every opportunity possible by your grandparents? I'd be surprised if you weren't narcissistic.
Don't get me wrong here. I don't think you're a shitty person inherently, or anything like that. You just need to actually stand up and do something for yourself rather than collapse in a pile of attention-seeking at the drop of a hat.
No.8666
>>8665
>do something for yourself
I don't know what you mean
No.8667
>>8666
Actually improve your life for yourself instead of waiting for something else to wander around and give you yet another opportunity to improve.
No.8668
>>8667
My life hasn't improved at all, it just gets worse because I don't do anything, because I don't know if I want things to improve, anyway
No.8669
>>8668
Well yeah. That's what I'm talking about. You need to actually take one of those opportunities for it to improve. You NEED to take one at some point, because yes you do want things to improve. Problem is you're used to all this so you want it to improve without you working for it. Really working for it. And that isn't how the world actually works.
Improve your life cabbage. Do it.
And with that I sleep. Probably.
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No.8671
>try to shave when I'm drunk
What a poor decision. Sure hope I don't die of blood loss tongiht
No.8672
>>8671
Why? I hardly shave, like every other day at most and it only takes a day or 2 before it grows full, there is no reason to really unless you are Chad and go on dates.
No.8673
>>8672
A flight of purpose I suppose. I shave only around once a week and it was getting kind of bad so I decided to rectify the situation.
No.8674
>>8673
Oh ye I guess I can get annoyed if it gets rough but fam, at 1am drunk, really?????
Goodnight fams
No.8675
>>8674
Goodnight qt
Shame on you for posting that and staying up to see if people would reply, try to have more dignity
No.8676
>>8675
>qt
kek
What is wrong with going to bed after I post a thing? Its not like I am expecting a reply or anything. There really isn't a point to stay up to wait to maybe hope to have some respond to a nothing post tbh.
Goodnight
No.8677
>>8676
>Goodnight
No way qt, you're staying up so you can talk to me. I'm going to make you reply to every post I make and you aren't going to sleep for at least another hour. I'm drunk so you can pry every secret out you want to.
>it's not like I am expecting a reply or anything
Then I'm going to surprise you with this one.
No.8678
>>8677
You're a much more entertaining drunk than me tbh
No.8679
>>8677
Uh ok I guess. I am not a good with conversation so I don't know what you want me to do.
Also please stop calling me qt even if you are joking I don't like it.
No.8680
>>8679
Shut the fuck up and post vocaroo qt
>>8678
That's a good thing, because alcohol reveals my true self, unaffected by anxiety and depression and traumatic preteen experiences. It's comforting to know that I'm a fun person at heart, even if the kids at my college pick on me.
No.8681
>>8680
I'd rather not.
You get picked on like what name calling or like actual punching and stuff?
No.8682
>>8665
I like you by the way. I feel like I don't express that enough. You have decent reason to hate me, but I think you're a pretty great guy, even if my posts recently have seemed a bit hostile. Please don't feel unwelcome here, I appreciate you. I am incapable of anything other than sincerity right now, so trust me.
>>8681
No, I don't get picked on. Maybe thirty people at my school wonder if I have any friends.
It's a shame you won't post vocaroo, it would give me a lot of respect for you. It would truly be stepping outside of your comfort zone.
No.8683
>>8680
>Alcohol reveals my true self
I wouldn't be surprised if that was true for most people, including me.
Also since you said you were going to reveal "secrets" I always wondered what everyone's real first names were, mine is Andrew
No.8684
>>8683
>Andrew
There's your problem. Go by Drew and you're instant Chad.
My name is Adam.
No.8685
>>8682
Oh. Well yeah I guess that's why I don't want to. I mean I have posted 8t before and regretted it. I think I am either a giant pussy or something because I can't seem to do anything outside or what I am doing now. Thus might sound mean but I don't know if your respect is worth the effort and embarrassment. It nor that I hate or you or anything but you know not much will really make me try you know. Am I talking too much about myself should I be asking you more questions ?
>>8683
Nathan
No.8686
>>8685
>It nor that I hate or you or anything but you know not much will really make me try you know.
You don't care about my respect? Do you hate me? You're incredibly important to me, and I really value your respect.
>Am I talking too much about myself should I be asking you more questions ?
Don't worry so much. I really like talking to you, and don't want you to agonize over what you should post. You're staying awake in large part for my sake, and I appreciate that. Say what you want to say, you're already doing more than I would expect.
No.8687
>>8684
No. I find shortened versions of my name to be weirdly personal for some reason and it makes me uncomfortable when people I don't know very well call me by them, the only person that calls me Drew is my mom.
No.8688
>>8687
Suck my dick Drew.
Our relationship is weirdly personal so it's fitting.
No.8689
>>8686
No its not that I don't care about or your respect, I respect you a great deal it's just that my neurosis is more stronger and makes it harder to do anything outside of my comfy zone. If I start drinking I ,gift be willing to post a voice thing maybe if you seriously want me too but like I said it's very hard for me to do things.
>>8687
Same. I hate the shortened form of my name well really I hate my dull name as well. And in most languages the diminutive for is the personal and intimate way to a dress someone but in English it isnt as intimate. Like in Russian if you called someone the short form and you didn't know them they would curb stomp you.
No.8690
>>8689
>maybe if you seriously want me too but like I said it's very hard for me to do things.
I would really value it if you did post a voice thing. It would be seriously reassuring. No pressure though, you're already staying up for me and I don't want you to feel like you have to do anything.
No.8691
>>8688
>Our relationship is weirdly personal
I'm not disagreeing with you but I'm wondering why you think so, you don't really talk to me any differently than everyone else that I can tell
Also it doesn't bother me over text just hearing it spoken
>>8689
I'm fine with other nicknames tbh but I've told people off for calling me Drew or fucking Andy before.
I guess it's weird that I think of it as a personal thing though, moat Americans don't
No.8692
>>8691
I don't actually think our relationship is weirdly personal, which is a shame because you're one of my favorite posters. I just wanted to call you Drew and make you laugh but I failed. I'm a fag by the way.
No.8693
>>8690
Well I'll think about it. It take me awhile to go through with things. Just don't count on it I guess. And I don't ,in staying up for you its the weekend it's not a big deal I was planning on watching Netflix and fall asleep anyway.
>>8691
I think more people don't like shortened names than you think. People don't really use them in a work setting from what I can tell anyway it's more of a way for English speakers to show friendliness I guess since there is no personal way to address people really outside of slang like fam.
No.8694
What is going on? Why are you guys even still awake?
No.8695
>>8693
>It take me awhile to go through with things
That's cool, take your time.
>>8694
This is the after party for Friday night.
No.8696
>>8692
It's pretty hard to make me laugh anyways so don't feel too bad
>you're one of my favorite posters
I don't even post anything good fam but thanks.
Honestly though we didn't even really talk much until I embarrassed myself a few weeks ago
>>8693
I actually do like them I just don't like most people using them, it's embarrassing
>>8694
I'm pretty much always up at this time anyway
No.8697
>>8695
An after party?
You mean there was a party?
Never enjoyed parties to begin with.
How are you?
No.8698
>>8694
>why are you even still awake
Insomnia for me. If I went into my bed right now I still wouldn't fall asleep until like 4 to 430. Better just tire myself through socializing I guess.
>>8695
OK fam again no promises
>>8696
Ye I get that. Nobody really bothered to use my diminutive but it still sounds weird to me.
No.8699
>>8696
I'm afraid to ask, but are you a full time neet as well?
>>8698
You should post it.
Let the world hear and know that a wonderful human being that you are, exist.
No.8700
>>8696
>Honestly though we didn't even really talk much until I embarrassed myself a few weeks ago
You really didn't embarrass yourself.
>It's pretty hard to make me laugh anyways
Now I gotta do it.
>>8697
>How are you?
Drunk. I'm feeling pretty good, though, for a lot of reasons.
>>8698
>OK fam again no promises
I wouldn't force you to make any. Do what you're comfortable doing.
I'm going to bed now. Goodnight, all. I have a lot of work tomorrow so I might fail to make that response I promised Bandage. If so, my bad.
No.8701
>>8699
I am sorry but everything you wrote is wrong.
>>8700
Goodnight fam. Remember to do your dos tomorrow.
No.8702
>>8699
For now, I have been for a couple years. I was going to do my G.E.D recently but I don't think I'm going to anymore
>>8700
It was pretty embarrassing for me, I really don't enjoy talking about myself in that way and always try to be kinda vauge. I don't think anyone really saw those but you and maybe Kranon though
No.8703
Maybe if someone told me what to say i wouldn't be so adverse to it. I can't think of anything to say and get all spaghetti about it.
>>8702
Yeah I try to stay vague as well but I think I have already over shared here. Tbh I probably am going to stop posting more serious things since I always regret it. And don't worry about what you posted I barely remember it and I don't think any different of you.
No.8704
>>8703
Eh it's not like anything really bad comes out of it except for Yui bullying you. It's weird how much more comfortable posting here I am now though, I used to just post "Do your best" and never talk about myself
>what to say
My vote is for this tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyEoEiisvI4
No.8705
>>8704
Well I don't ,in that but I don't like people to know things about me and I feel weird talking about myself. I used to the distant surface level type of stuff. Tbh I feel like I am using you guys when I a at personal things so I feel bad and regret it.
And I am no way near confident to say all of that. Just give me something short and simple or not just asking.
No.8706
>>8705
Fuck typing on touch screens I hope you understood my post fucking christ.
No.8707
>>8701
It may not be entirely true but neither is it wrong.
>>8702
What do you do if not get a GED?
>>8705
Take one of your favorite books and read the 1st sentence
No.8708
>>8705
I don't like posting about myself for similar reasons I'm more comfortable but not really that comfortable, I actually notice I like t throw in a lot I of tbh/fam because it makes me feel like my post will be take less seriously if I say something awkwarde. But I actually enjoy other people talking about themselves more, unfortunately I rarely have a good response though
That was more of a joke tbh, I'm not really sure what would be good to use though, you're going to bedsonn anyway I presume though so maybe I'll fmd something tomorrow.
>>8706
Eh I get the jist of it
No.8709
>>8707
The same thing I've been doing, namely nothing.
I know that it won't be an option forever but I guess I'll just cross that bridge when I get to it
No.8710
>>8708
>I'm more comfortable but not that comfortable
Same. I usually try to keep my distance from people but if I sometimes over share for someone reason and then regret it and try ot bail since on longer feel comfortable around them. I use tbh and fam and "you know" alot too for the same reasons.
>you are going to bed soon anway
Maybe I dont know if my body will let me but yeah. The more I think about it the more I will try to talk myself out of it tbh.
>>8707
>favorite books
Kek that would take like 3 hours for me too decide then.
No.8712
>>8711
Sounds okay to me but considering board owner was the one who wanted it in the first place deleting seems kinda dumb
No.8713
>>8712
Yeah but still it feels weird leaving it up.
No.8714
>>8713
There's a grand total of like six people on the board, a bunch more aren't going to show up overnight. Anyway you can delete of you really want to, I'll just repost it for him tomorrow
No.8716
>>8715
No idea what you mean fam
No.8718
Look at these nerds being big fat nerdos. What a bunch of nerds.
>>8682
tbh I figured you and bratposter hated me now and didn't want me posting anymore. Plus I been a little busy recently~
No.8719
>>8718
>I thought Bratposter hated me
Eh I'm already pretty much over the whole deal, it was not like you were the only one at fault either.
Also you've been doing contributing to the threads a lot longer, better and more actively than I have, if I really didn't want to be around you I would just leave the board instead of wishing you would leave
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No.8720
>>8714
>I'll just repost it for him tomorrow
Please do so
>>8718
I don't remotely dislike you. You've said a couple of things that you got trouble for but I don't expect anybody to be perfectly tactful, I'm certainly not. This makes me glad you read that.
No.8722
No.8723
>>8656
>take forever to realise that everyone here actually can't stand me
This is bullshit, if you're referring to this board.
I doubt you're that bad, either. Expecting people to understand you while broadcasting limited information is a very common trait.
No.8724
>tfw friend gifted me stardew valley
>motha fuckin farman
>motha fuckin ranchan (soon)
>mothafuckin fichin and minan (soon)
I LOVE HARVEST MOON SO MUCH HOLY SHIT. Too bad the waifus are kinda mediocre.
>>8719
>>8720
>only one at fault
>things that you got trouble for
Stuff like this makes me more indignant and wanna argue more. tbh.
No.8725
>>8724
I'm saying you said things you got trouble for, not things you deserved trouble for. I don't think anybody is upset with you and I don't think anybody wants to argue about who was insensitive on an image board when it will only make people angry. The only game I played remotely close to Harvest Moon was Animal Crossing.
No.8726
>>8724
>it's NOT like you were the only one at fault
Not sure if you misread from your quote but regardless I already know that arguing this would be pointless because neither of us is going to change our minds.
That was also pretty much the last thing I was going to post about it anyways, we don't agree and that's that, no point in confirming it further I'd rather just move past it because honestly it's not an important argument to begin with.
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No.8727
I didn't do my homework for this week because it's gay and dumb
No.8728
>tfw dodged a bullet with one of the waifus thanks to checking the general on /vg/
God bless. I'm sure it was a bug but still. I hope it was a bug anyway.
>>8725
>he hasn't played at least the SNES Harvest Moon
Guess what your new project for the week is? Hint: it involves emulators.
>>8726
Naw I didn't misread the quote. Arguing is fun sometimes though.
No.8729
>>8728
Arguing can be fun but that particular argument isn't
No.8730
>>8728
Nah I'm not doing it
I need to start listening to music or reading again.
No.8731
THROW SOME GREAT DOG NAMES OUT FOR MY DOG ON STARDEW VALLEY FAMS I'LL LOOK THEM OVER WHEN I GET BACK
>>8729
T r u e. Misunderstandings make for lame arguments.
>>8730
Rudefam. Harvest Moon is fucking great, one of my favorite series. Comfy as SHIT.
No.8732
>tfw can't find lyrics for an album online
>>8731
Comfy is a buzzword popularized by clinically autistic people to refer to things that do not overstimulate them.
No.8733
>>8731
My childhood wan wan was named Dakota but I think lazlo would be a good name
>>8732
I might be clinically auts but when i say comfy I mean something that's very relaxing or well ….comforts me. Like when it snows or I am in a big fluffy blanket those are comfy things.
No.8734
>>8733
You just like the snow because you like staying inside.
No.8735
>>8734
No I enjoy all of it. I go out and make snowmen, have snowball fights, make igloos. and I also go in and warm up and get comfy. I fucking love playing in the snow, the sound of it falling is really soothing.
>tfw it hardly snowed this year
>tfw winter is over
No.8736
>>8735
>have snowball fights
With who?
Were you a normalfag all along?
No.8737
>>8736
when I was younger my brother and neighborhood kids occasionally, now with my little sisters.
No.8738
>>8737
What do you think of your siblings? I got the impression you were distant from your family.
No.8739
>>8738
I dont like my brother, hes a chad lite. I can tolerate my sisters they are younger and dont bother me much, the older one is getting annoying though so I am not going to like them much soon.
No.8740
No.8741
>>8740
Why? Its pretty common for families to not like each other.
No.8742
>>8741
Do you hate your brother because he's a normalfag, or because him being a normalfag makes him a dick to you? What about your oldest sister? What annoys you about her?
No.8743
>>8742
what are you my therapist? I dont like my brother for a couple reasons I really dont feel like talking about and my sister is just getting older and more whiny. She is way to spoiled.
No.8744
>>8743
>what are you my therapist?
Of course dude. That's all fair but it's still depressing that you're growing apart from your family.
No.8745
>>8744
Eh I dont find it depressing. Its normal for families to drift and its been like this since I started high school so its whatever.
No.8746
>>8732
Top rude.
>>8733
I named him Blyat tbh. Matches the fact that I named my farm Skadovsk. (^:
No.8747
>>8711
Sounds qt. Just kidding, you don't sound weird or anything. It's difficult to make out what you were saying because your words sound kinda slurred.
No.8748
>>8746
Noice
>>8747
Oh I was tying for like an hour to make it not sound mumbled. Oh well.
stop with the qt reeeee
No.8754
Essay due in twelve hours and I have not read the books the essay is about
I could be pretty fucked
No.8755
>>8754
That's not doing your best, board owner.
No.8756
>>8754
You dont need to read a book to write an essay, but it helps. you have 12 hours, you can skim it and get by.Do your best fam
No.8758
>>8755
I would marry you if I wanted you to nag me you cheeky fucker
>>8756
You're right, I'm just already very tired.
No.8759
>>8758
Well you can not do it, stay up and power through it , or wake up early before class. What is the esay in? If it isn't super technical I would say just do it and go to bed late.
No.8760
>>8759
I'm doing it now
I just got a bunch of energy drinks, and I'll probably be more tired if I sleep for five hours.
It's a political science paper. There's a lot of context I'm missing so I'm really going to have to bullshit pretty hard.
No.8761
>>8760
>it's a political science paper
The whole field is bullshitting and speculation, you'll be fine famicom
No.8762
>>8761
But I'm bullshitting and speculating using analytical frameworks I haven't read about countries I know nothing about
I have been neglecting a lot of work in this class so I would prefer to get a decent grade on this.
No.8763
>>8758
I wouldn't marry you fam. No offense.I'll still bug you though. I'll still bug everyone here! EVERYONE NEEDS TO DO THEIR BEST!
No.8764
>>8762
So are they. Don't worry so much about it, just skim the book, use Google, bs it. In subjects like political science, it's the argument that is more important than the actual facts you state.
You'll be fine fam, and you better not respond to this, do your paper.
No.8765
Tell me /feel9k/ why does the brat get angry?
No.8766
>>8765
She really likes her shirt and is getting jelly because it looks super comfy and warm
No.8767
>>8765
Himawari is a showoff and a braggart, Saku did nothing wrong
No.8768
>>8767
I procrastinated a lot more than I should have. I'm done now.
No.8769
>>8768
Not sure why you replied to me but good job anyway
No.8770
>>8768
Wew good job lad. You should stop procrastinating like a dumb though
No.8772
If BT is embarrassed nobody cares so don't be embarrassed..
>>8769
Didn't mean to reply.
>>8770
When do you sleep?
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No.8773
>>8765
Hey did you get my Skype message?
No.8774
>>8772
I think she said her Internet was getting cut this week but who knows. Shell be back. ….hopefully.
>>8772
>sleep
Rarely and not for long. I'm on spring break before anyone asks so it's not a big deal now but yeah it's a problem.
No.8775
>>8773
I did, and I've been really thinking about it, about how to reply.
No.8776
>>8775
Okay, take as long as you want. Just wanted to make sure it went through.
No.8778
>>8776
Yes it did get through and that I really appreciate it. Just need some time to recollect my thoughts and feelings if you'll allow me. I do want to apologize to you for leaving you in sort of limbo without a reply and, thank you.
No.8779
Good to see BT is alright.
I need to go to bed very soon, as I didn't sleep much last night despite skipping morning classes. The caffeine kept me awake well after the sun rose and the room was blue with dawn.
No.8780
>tfw just got to summer on SV and have a tiny comfy farm
>need sprinklers to make it much bigger
>wouldn't even have the energy for animals right now if I could afford them
Dang man. I haven't even picked which girl to waifu.
No.8782
Pretty dead board over the last couple of days.
No.8783
No.8784
No.8785
>>8784
EDM stands for Electronic Dumb Music.
I liked it
No.8786
>>8782
Personally I've been busy the past few days. Stardew Valley and personal things, and this morning my mother broke her foot.
No.8787
>>8786
>this morning my mother broke her foot.
That sucks. Will going to the hospital cause financial problems?
No.8788
>>8787
She went in but there isn't much they can do for a broken foot. Since she's on disability, she's also on medicare/medicaid and it'll be fine as far as that is concerned. Thursday she's going to have it looked at again and they're probably gonna put a cast on it.
No.8789
>tfw people talking about BT on /r9k/
im mad
No.8790
>>8788
Hopefully it isn't too much hassel. Good luck with your waifu farm.
>>8789
>claim to be gay
>do this
BT already asked out Dango anyways, refer to >>8773 and >>8776
No.8791
What happened to my YouTube recommendations?
>>8790
I'm gay for BT
>BT already asked out Dango
>tfw heart stopped beating for a moment
those were actually me posting from my phone, by the way
No.8792
>>8782
I really don't have anything to talk about like always. Everyone else seem to have better things to say and I just respond occasionally tbh. I ,wan do you really wanot to hear I have been sleeping for a few hours ever 6 to 8 hours for 3 days? Probably not.
there are other things happening but it's not worth mentioning anything until it's concrete
>>8786
That fucking sucks man.
>>8790
I feel like this is a joke but I have no idea anymore tbh
>>8791
Watching too much game center or just general jap click bait? I watched a few keyboard reviews and now my feed is filled with asmr and super auts like me talking about keyboard springs.
No.8793
>>8792
I watched one nip play one nip game, but that's about it. I actually don't really mind seeing tons of nip content. I checked out a few of the recommended videos and rerealised that nips are crazy. Adding jumpcuts to the already frantic talking style of precious Nihongo just makes it 100 times crazier and it's fun just to listen to.
>keyboard reviews
>tfw delicious cherry mx blue switches
https://clyp.it/k5y02d1p
Sometimes I plug in my mic and live listen just to hear my keyboard through my headphones really loud.
I like your posts, you are niceboi
No.8794
>>8793
Nip stuff is pretty comfy tbh. I just really like the insane talking or just general oddness alot of them have. And not just click bait let's players or reviewers, I could listen to about anything nip and just listen as background noise.and nip commenters are really giant fucking meme spoutters.
>blue switches
Muh nigga. I have a 60% board with blues, fucking love it. I was watching reviews on muh rubber dome topres, they sound really nice. I'm getting an ergo dox with clears soon too.
thanks
No.8795
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>>8794
>60%
No thanks, too small for me. Also brings mack traumatic memories of a windows XP notebook we had years ago. 10keyless is god tier.
>we both have blues
we're the blues brothers
No.8796
>>8795
>too small for me
Ayyyyyy
But really I like it.it saves on space and pretty comfy but yeah sometimes I wish it was a bit bigger which is why Iwas also was building a Korean kustom tkl with blues but my soldering iron broke so I can't build until I get a job so never probably.
>blues brothers
Kekas along as I'm not John belushi
No.8797
>>8792
>do you really wanot to hear I have been sleeping for a few hours ever 6 to 8 hours for 3 days?
This is actually slightly interesting information. The bar really isn't very high so don't feel intimidated.
No.8798
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>>8796
>Ayyyyyy
>
>soldering iron
Whoa, are you like some kind of actual "ＴＥＣＨ ＧＥＥＫ" or something?
No.8799
>>8790
>he thought that was BT
Dango wishes~
No.8800
No.8801
>>8797
Really? I don't see what's so interesting about my shitty sleeping patterns, it's just me being dumb as usual. And I'm no so much as intimidated although I am a bit as I feel like it isnt important and not worth talking about.
>>8798
>tech geek
I guess? I'm not very good or smart. I can't change a key cap spring or anything and my soldering sucks. I just like the stuff.
No.8802
>>8801
Better than me, and I'm a superhuman genius, so that makes you like… a God or something…
No.8803
>>8782
I just post pictures once a day incasse someone wants to talk or shitpost or something. I don't really have anything good to say and I haven't really been doing anything but trying to figure out how to convince myself into doing something and watching cartoons
No.8804
When shitposting ceases to be fun, what else is there to do?
No.8805
>>8799
ree
>>8804
Go back to depressing philosophical discussions.
No.8806
>>8805
>philosophical
You're asking too much of me
No.8807
>>8804
Assuming no games/shows can catch your interest I just pace around angrily or go to sleep
No.8808
>>8807
Oh this reminds me, maybe I should get Universe Sandbox^2. It seems like fun, because space, and it's on sale right now.
Does anyone have it?
No.8809
apparently it's my mom's birthday today, I like how I never know these things
>>8802
I am no god, or if I am it's of misfortune.
>>8804
Fap or vidya or both
>>8805
I'm not smart enough for those.
No.8810
>>8809
it's really hard to not burst into autistic rage flame when you straight up tell me to FAP
No.8811
>>8809
Very nice tsukihi picture by the way
Best imouto
I didn't know Kiyomimonogatari was even a thing until yesterday
No.8812
>>8810
(^^^^^;;;;;;;;
>>8811
The bird is not best but is better than snek and math magician and maybe snail, they are about the same for me tbh, Karen is best imouto fam
>tfw I'm keking reading bandage sperging out on r9k
No.8813
>>8812
)))))^^^^^^^::::::<<<<<<<<<<
By "not best" I'm assuming you mean best, because that's what she is. Although it's been 2+ years since I watched monogatari, so my opinion isn't as valid.
>tfw spamming isn't fun anymore
>tfw gonna get banned
>tfw still waiting for IP lease to end
No.8814
>>8809
>doesn't know him mom's birthday
Literally the devil fam
No.8815
>>8813
No by not best I mean she isn't kanbaru there not best duh fam and i thought you were a genius
What is still fun?
>>8814
I know I feel bad, we just don't really communicate things, I would forget my own birthday if I didn't type it in for buying online shit. I' didn't know about my dad's last month either or my sisters before that. I'm not very good with calendars tbh.
No.8816
>>8815
Stepmania is still fun.
posting here is fun when I don't mess up
No.8817
>>8815
I'm just busting your balls fam, I'm waaaay worse about that stuff anyway
No.8818
>>8803
If you're consciously trying to convince yourself to do something, don't you already know that you should do it? Are you just struggling against procrastination and the neglect of long term consequences?
No.8819
>>8818
Yeah of course I know I should do it. I'm just scared about shit, especially having to interact with people, the first meeting was a bit different because it was someone I already knew but this is an entirely different place with people I've never met before and I'm going to make a fool out of myself. I think maybe I'm going to start trying to leave the house to get used to being around people.
When I went to the store last week I walked around avoiding people for half an hour because I was nervous about seeing the cashier even though I grabbed what I was buying right after I walked in, the cashier was a new guy and looked almost as nervous as me and was asking his coworkers questions. I still fucked up and acted awkward though so I can't imagine how bad I will be with regular people
No.8820
>>8816
That's good. And I haven't seen you mess up here tbh.
>>8817
Oh ok, I think only ever communicating in text has made me more autisitic, I can't recognize jokes and sarcasm as often as I used to.
>>8818
For me, Yes.
>>8819
I have the same fears. Leaving the house is not easy and most encounters are going to be shit. Tbh I would never go to a cashier I would just use a self check out and debate about ever going back to the store. But fam, you are not me. You went to the cashier despite whatever was scaring you, you left the house. That is a lot better than me. You still have hope to fix things. Being awkward is normal around new things, you'll learn how to be act normal in time.
No.8821
>>8819
>I'm going to make a fool out of myself
Not sure exactly what you're doing, but at my group interview for a janitorial position three fourths of the applicants were visibly nervous to an extreme degree. People will probably understand. You just have to keep trying and get used to things. Or you could seek a benzo prescription, but I don't recommend that.
No.8822
>>8800
Look at this gay.
>>8805
AND THIS GAY.
>he only ree'd and didn't deny
>mfw
ALSO ALL YOU GUYS NEED TO DO THOSE THINGS YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT DOING OR NEED TO DO
No.8823
>>8820
Recognizing jokes through text is pretty hard, sometimes even impossible.
There was no self-checkout at the K-mart otherwise I would have done the same
>But fam, you are not me. You went to the cashier despite whatever was scaring you, you left the house. That is a lot better than me. You still have hope to fix things. Being awkward is normal around new things, you'll learn how to be act normal in time.
I don't want to hear that crap from you fam, I know you don't go all the time but you go to school pretty often and that's something that I doubt I could do. Don't put yourself down to praise me, we're both going to keep trying And learning at our own pace, neither of us is beyond help I don't think.
>>8821
It's still just the G.E.D thing, actually I did something uncharacteristic of me and posted asking for advice on another image board and pretty much everyone said I should see a shrink or whatever. Even if I wanted to though I don't have money for one, I think I'm just going to try and do it by myself
No.8824
>>8823
>I think I'm just going to try and do it by myself
Wise decision.
>pretty much everyone said I should see a shrink
You've probably already seen me give my opinion on therapists.
Good luck doing it, everybody here supports you.
No.8825
>>8822
I will do a thing eventually more importantly spooky booty is a worst, worse than snek
>>8823
I like to think I can tell when someone is joking but maybe I was just hoping they were joking.
>you go to school pretty often
>go to school
>often
>you
Kek fam. I have gone maybe 5 times this semester and 3 of those have been in the last 2 weeks. The semester started I. January, 5 is not often that is hardly even there. And it's only going to get worse I just know it, if I can't get over my pussy attitude I'll fail even get expelled. Like I have said you have not fucked up yet, you can easily change things, I am Not so lucky. I will keep trying but I have more faith in you to turn things around than I do in myself tbh
No.8826
>>8822
>ALSO ALL YOU GUYS NEED TO DO THOSE THINGS YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT DOING OR NEED TO DO
I don't even understand what you're trying to say with this sentence
No.8827
>>8826
It's his chad way of saying do your best
No.8828
>>8826
You're confused by the contraction. "THOSE THINGS" are
>THINGS YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT DOING
or
>THINGS YOU NEED TO DO
No.8829
>>8827
>>8828
So much of a Chad that he even bends the English language to his will…
No.8830
>>8825
>this shit taste
>>8826
That's because ur a dumb lol
>>8829
I do what I want okay.
No.8831
>>8830
>me with shit taste
>says the giant faggot chad
WHERE ARE HER HANDS FAM, why are her eyes soulless, why is she spooky???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????
No.8832
>>8824
Eh it's been awhile but I personally don't think a therapist can help me anymore than just having a conversation with anyone else.
It's weird to say but talking to you guys is probably the only reason I want to try in the first place
>>8825
I wish you would stop saying that because it isn't true, I'm not sure if you're just saying it because it's easier for you to see your own fuck ups and their direct effects or because you're trying to excuse yourself from trying as hard as you can by saying you're already fucked but you should probably cut it out because all you're doing is feeling sorry for yourself instead of accepting your fuck-ups and trying to make up for them while simultaneously putting my situation on an imaginary pedestal and making me feel bad for not being able to succeed from that position
By the way I honestly feel the same way that you are more likely to to turn things around than me and I'm sorry if that was mean I really am not trying to be but I don't know how else to say what I'm trying to say
No.8834
>>8830
>I do what I want
Lit. translated, "I am Chad"
No.8835
>>8831
>he needs to see her hands
>he thinks her eyes are soulless
>he doesn't know why she's spooky
?????
No.8837
>>8834
This guy of all people sayin that.
No.8838
>>8837
>implying I don't have crippling autism that controls my every action against my will
No.8839
>tfw saving money on food by not eating for over 36 hours
>tfw going to get skinny AND have extra money for cute figs
No.8840
>>8839
How big is your fig collection now? I'm terrible with time but I think the last time I saw it was around the time when you started working and were posting about ordering a bunch.
No.8842
>>8840
8chan is being shit and won't upload my pics.
http://puu.sh/nAfHr/e21cd1a6d7.jpg
http://puu.sh/nAfHD/9de59441de.jpg
>tfw absolutely no room
>gonna have to put up another shelf
>another shelf won't help me last much longer
>tfw absolutely no money
>still ordering figs anyway
Just payed for my Hotarun Nendo today.
>tfw no Renge nendo to match
Do you have any?
No.8843
>>8841
>>8842
Good stuff, I like the Alice and the Spooky.
Unfortunately I don't have any because I don't really have the money or space, one day though I've always really liked looking at figures and statues and such even though I haven't owned any
No.8844
wew it kicked me off mod and I don't remember the info.
>>8842
Gimme the Spooky fig fam.
No.8845
>>8843
Opening them is the real fun part. I can't stop myself from giggling from excitement every time I get a new one shipped.
What about getting cute little rubber straps? They're cheap and cute as heck. I like the ones that you can plug into the headphone jack of my phone.
No.8846
>>8844
no it cost like $60
No.8847
>>8846
My birthday is coming up.
No.8848
>>8847
>celebrating birthdays beyond 10 years old
No.8849
>>8844
The one I use I think the name is nanika(?) Something like that and the password is password. If that doesn't own work wait for board owner
>>8845
Maybe I'll look at some, unboxing stuff is always fun though, no matter what it is
>>8847
>tfw Yuianon is over the hill now
>tfw he's going to have a midlife crisis
No.8850
>>8849
You'll have to check semi-regularly, because you pretty much always have to pre-order something in order to get one. Straps are often in stock for a little while depending on the character, though.
No.8851
>grandparents come home from Florida in 3 weeks
>just realised I won't be able to sing daily anymore
No.8852
>>8848
>not celebrating birthdays with friends and family
>hating free presents
???
>>8849
This worked. Thanks a bunch. Shit bugs out for me if I'm not on mod.
AND JUST CUZ I'M NOT 13 DOESN'T MEAN I'M OVER THE HILL
No.8853
>>8852
>"""""free""""" presents
If everyone celebrates birthdays, that means for every present you get from a friend, you are socially obligated to buy them a present in return for their birthday. You gain nothing in the end.
If everyone celebrates birthdays, you have to take time out of your day to wish someone a happy birthday and spend time with them or whatever, meaning you're going to be wasting a lot of time, because you're going to have to celebrate with every friend and family member.
If you really like your friend, every day spent with them should be joyous to begin with.
No.8854
>>8853
No because I'm poor so everyone buys me presents and I don't buy them presents because I'm poor.
That's trivial and you're a shit if it's too much hassle to send someone a message or card or something like that.
You'remissingthepoint.
No.8855
>>8854
>everyone buys me presents and I don't buy them presents
>actually being okay with this
????????????????????????????????????????…………………………………………
>you're a shit if it's too much hassle to send someone a message or card or something like that
It makes no sense to go through the whole process. The entire thing is scripted. Why would we go through that? Why don't we just talk to each other like normal? I'd rather actually talk to the person than go through a play with them
>You'remissingthepoint.
I'm missing the point because there is NO POINT to celebrating birthdays
No.8856
>>8855
I'm okay with it because I tell them upfront. I'm poor. I can't afford to buy you presents. Don't worry about buying me presents. I can't stop people from buying me presents if they want to, knowing that I can't get them anything in return on their birthdays.
>it makes no sense
ur dum lol we do talk to eachother like normal. We don't get any special treatment on our birthdays other than a couple presents and picking what we do for the day. Maybe you just know shitty people.
>there is no point
THERE IS A POINT. It's fun and people feel good about it. And it's nice when your friends care enough about you to actually put forth the effort. You're just l a z y.
No.8857
>>8852
Happy to help grandpa
>>8853
>>8854
I actually really don't like getting presents, there is nothing I want and I have been saying it for the last few years but no one listens. Well actually I got one thing I liked on last Christmas which was just a regular wallet but I didn't have one.
No.8858
>>8856
>We don't get any special treatment on our birthdays other than a couple presents and picking what we do for the day.
ugh !!!!! yes you do!!!!
At least I do. Everyone acts extra nice to me and the tone is just off for the entire day. It's weird and not normal and uncomfortable. And I'm never allowed to pick what I do for the day, my family forces me to go out to eat with them, even though I'd rather stay home and enjoy myself on the computer and be treated like normal, but I never am. It's forced and not genuine, I'd rather people just be nice to me normally instead of feeling as if they have to.
>It's fun
except it isn't
It's a pain, whether it's my birthday or someone else's birthday.
>people feel good about it
Not me on my birthday, and everyone forces the "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" down my throat even though I plead for them not to
>it's nice when your friends care enough about you to actually put forth the effort
I don't want anyone to put forth effort for my birthday, because I don't like it to begin with
WHY do people like it? Aren't I the one that's supposedly a big attention whore? Shouldn't I love the whole "it's MY day" thing?!
IT MAKES NO SENSE
>>8857
>tfw someone offers to give me a $10- game on steam
>try to say no for forever but they insist
>didn't know that when you get a gift on steam it adds the gifter automatically
>they try being my friend/keep talking to me
>don't like them
>delete them
>feel kinda bad but not really because I didn't want the gift to begin with
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No.8859
sorry for the long post
>>8832
No you are right and that want mean. I am not trying to excuse myself from tryingthough sometimes I am just not now. I think that I just see my fucks more clearly than others, I can see all the effects it has , how it impacts everyone, and I start to feel guilty for it, but you are right, I am just wallowing and not trying to fix anything. And Im not putting you on a pedestal, I just see you point as a more advantageous than mine, its not actually you I am putting up, its where you are. Dont feel pressured or bad for not succeeding, no one is making you or pressing you.
>By the way I honestly feel the same way that you are more likely to to turn things around than me
No, lets just agree to disagree
>>8836
stilted and super gay works for you, its works fam (^^^:
>>8842
noice fam. I should post my little collection but I dunno know, maybe Ill just type it out if anyone cares about it. I have a few ordered mostly nendos.
>tfw there will never be a ritsu kawai fig
Why do nips have such shit taste????????????
>>8852
>celebrating birthdays with friends and family
>friends
ahahahahahahahahahaha good one fam. Birthdays are jsut days were you get some cake and maybe a present or two from the fam.Nobody actually celebrates it, we just do it because we have to, last night we spent maybe 5 minutes for my mom, sang, cut cake, gave a gift, the end. Thats how we always do it in my fam. Its not a special day, its just a day with a desert.
>>8858
That sounds all sounds awful. I never got why people make such a big deal of it.
No.8860
>>8859
>I should post my little collection
Yes, you should.
>tfw there's a chiruchiru fig
>tfw have it
>tfw happy joy
>That sounds all sounds awful.
I thought this is how it was for everyone, except most people just like it instead
No.8861
>>8860
I guess I'll clean my desk or look them all up on myfiglist then.
>I thought that is how it was for everyone
I mean when i was younger I had a few parties and my fam made me go out to eat but we havent done that in years, we have all stopped caring.
No.8862
>>8861
>we have all stopped caring
My family makes EVERYONE ALWAYS go out to eat EVERY YEAR.
And it always """"HAS"""" to be someplace more expensive than usual, that way it's """""SPECIAL""""".
im mad tbh
Clean your desk that way you can take actual pictures that way we know you don't h o t g l u e them
No.8863
>>8859
My point is not that you're specifically better at seeing your fuck-ups it's that you can't see all of mine and I can't see all of yours. Both of our positions might sound better on paper or maybe they're just worse in our heads, either way my point is neither of us has the full picture and saying shit like "I'm not that lucky" and "you haven't fucked up" is shortsighted, as is envying the position of people you don't really know
Honestly I get it though, I think a lot about how I'd rather be anyone else but saying stuff like that isn't necessary especially not to the person. You might think it's a compliment by saying their life/position is better but mostly it just gives negative feelings
No.8864
>>8862
>And it always """"HAS"""" to be someplace more expensive than usual, that way it's """""SPECIAL""""".
What the fuck, that is pretty dumb. the most fancy I have been is a nice steakhouse.
>hotglue
Kek nah fam, besides there are no ritsu figs otherwise I still wouldn't thats pretty gross fam
Sorry for shit pics, the camera is a bit shit and I have no natural light in my room
https://puu.sh/nAn39/c460ecc509.jpg
https://puu.sh/nAmVb/fcbb59123b.jpg
Not pictured, all my faggy amiibos, On order, Shiida nendo, OPM nendo,Marth nendo, Link MM nendo, Gary and Red nendo, some gundams
>>8863
yeah you are right , sorry fam
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No.8865
>>8864
>UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.8866
>>8864
Is the hulk buster made of cheapo plastic or is it actually nice? Judging from how shiny it is I'm guessing cheap
Best fig you have is the Space Dandy dude that's half hidden
No.8867
>>8865
I know I suck at it and I haven't really touched it in a while
>>8866
nah its pretty nice, its just my lights. Its a big fuck blew almost 200 wangdangs on it
I do like my dandy too, I actually moved all of them I usually keep them in the box or hidden since I dont want anyone to see my autism
https://puu.sh/nAnX8/8c10653de7.jpg
No.8868
>see friend I have added on steam always playing games
>wonder if he's playing with his other friends
>get jealous even though I'm too scared to play or don't have the games he has anyway
>>8866
>tfw sub 1 minute solve time
Get a good chinese cube and practice, it's so much fun. I might start learning some advanced methods so I can actually speed cube.
>>8867
>200
????!!!!
seems like a bit much… the articulation better be godly
>I don't want anyone to see my autism
I would hide my figs every night in my closet, but eventually I forgot to put them away and someone found them. Now I show off my autism on a shelf specifically put up just to make room for them.
The only thing now is that every time I get a new shipment, my grandparents go "I want to see it (^:" as if they're trying to be supportive and make me not feel like some kind of autistic outcast
No.8869
>>8868
Oops I quoted myself
No.8870
>>8864
Who's the headless schoolgirl in the corner? Looks like a nichijou but I'm not sure
No.8871
>>8868
>see friend I have added on steam always playing games
>wonder if he's playing with his other friends
>get jealous even though I'm too scared to play or don't have the games he has anyway
Fug I know that feel fam. Sometimes I wonder why I bother.
>articulation
No articulation just really detailed, big and heavy. Shipping was pretty expensive.I like it alot and it was back when I had a job so it didn't seem like a big deal.
> I want to see it
Kek are they like"oh bandage is that the new sonico fam !!!" I don't know if that's funny or sad tbh sorry. I hid them in my closet but started to feel bad so I but a few boxes on my shelf and a couple on my desk, so far no one has noticed basically since no one comes in my room. Even if I move out I might to embarrased to leave them all out.
>>8870
Yeah its yuuko.
No.8872
>>8871
>no articulation
you must really like hulk butter
They ask me what the name of each girl is. They wonder why I open the big box that they all come in in the other room, but it's because I don't exactly want to show them ones like pic related and be like "oh this is kousaka kirino she's FOURTEEN/FIFTEEN YEARS OLD (^:"
My grandmother always mentions how you can see their panties if you look at them the right way and acts as if I'm some kind of perv that gets them just so I can look up their skirts
kill me to be honest family
No.8873
>>8872
Yeah I do , its one of my fav designs.
Fuck fam that sounds awful. I try to get the package before my fam gets home, or if my mom gets it I tell her it's a computer part or something.
And I could never get lewds like those. You are a brave one fam.
No.8874
>>8873
Don't your boxes come in those distinct, really high quality boxes that say "fragile" on the side? Whenever mine are delivered, it's completely obvious what's inside. Plus there's the Japanese shipping label and stuff on top.
Yeah what the heck how does your mum not see the Nihongo and realise what it is? Is she gullible?
>You are a brave one
It's not bravery
It's LOVE
>tfw can't buy all the old figs of Kirino that were made before I had money
I'll buy every single one in the future from now on, at least.
No.8875
>>8874
Yeah they come in boxes like those, I usually get to them before anyone but the few times she got them I tell her it's vidya stuff. I dont see jow they are super obcious if its jusy nip on it.She is pretty gullible yeah.
Why do you love a busted up old whore like kirino???
No.8876
>>8875
>busted up old whore like kirino
SHE'S NOT A WHORE
She's CUTE
Literally the most aesthetically pleasing anime grill in existence
Also TSUNDERE
DO YOU LIKE TSUNDERES???????
MIRACLE OF UNIVERSE
One of my all time favs
One notch below waifu status
No.8878
>>8876
>Literally the most aesthetically pleasing anime grill in existence
>kirino
>not ritsu
Toppest kek of the century
I like tsunderes, but everyone does
>one notch below waifu
So you love her but she's not you waifu, ??????????????? ???????????????????????????????
No.8879
>>8878
ritsu is ugly
has short hair
ugly !
>So you love her but she's not you waifu
uh
yes
Chiruchiru is my waifu maybe???????
I don't really know
Nothing will compare to what I used to feel for Karen before they ruined her completely by turning her into a disgusting lewd slut
No.8880
>>8879
>ritsu is ugly
No
>has short hair
Short is the qtest always
>ugly
No no no no ree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No.8881
>>8880
>Short is the qtest always
No
The only time short hair is qt is when it's on BT's head
>No
Yes
UGLY!!!
No.8882
>>8881
Nigga you are a really dumb nigga. Short hair is LITERALLY literally literally the qtest and always a best. BT is not an exception, why the sudden liking BT, i thought you didn't like her and you were 2d gay????
SHE IS NOT UGLY YOU DUMB FRICK FAMALAM
No.8883
>order dominos online
>go there
>phone says pick up is ready as soon as I get in the parking lot
>go inside
>"1 momints sir pls"
>it wasn't actually ready
Fucking INDIANS UGH
>>8882
>sudden
meme
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/17101054/#17102909
Long hair is gooder. Short hair is POOPASS with VERY few exceptions.
Twintails are OPTIMAL IDEAL PERFECT
No.8884
>>8883
>eating food handled by Indians
Just bin it and move on
No.8885
>>8883
>using the phone
>driving to store
>talking to someone in public with your voice
>to a poo in loo
Get a load of this chad over here
Long hair is shit. Short is literally a best, no exceptions, your opinion is poopass fam
No.8886
>>8884
If I want dominos it's either Indians or niggers
I choose Indians because at least they get my order right
>>8885
>not getting a smartphone just so you can shitpost from anywhere
>implying I didn't nearly crash and make a fool of myself as a driver 20 times on the way there
>considering an Indian that can hardly speak English as a real human
>long hair is shit
continue making a fool of yourself it's funny to watch (^^^:
No.8887
>>8886
I prefer nigga at least they speak something close to English and the ones here don't chimp out much at least the ones on my side of town. Poo in loos are gross douchebags
I have a smartphone but I have yet to use it besides as a music player tbh. I don't use the phone function I'm no chad. Short hair is perfection, you are wrong my fam. Long hair is dumb. You are a baka chad. I bet you talk to real grills and banged a few chick's at domino's waiting for raj to make your pizza.
No.8888
>>8887
Niggers here are absolute true monkeys. None of them speak even close to english. Either that or they're just normal.
Indians here aren't douchebags as far as I know, just really, really, really stupid.
>implying I used the phone function
No when you order online there's a pizza tracker. They hit "ready" on the computer to let me know through the website that it's ready.
I think that 17 year old blondie girl that gave me a hug is interested in me. Her boyfriend of 2 years cheated on her so now she's single and it seems like she's mingling… With me………..
Kill me
No.8889
>>8857
>tfw been using the same regular leather wallet for years and years
>never gonna replace it as long as it stays good since it was my step-grandfather's
>he took it to germany with him in ww2
>his social security card is still in it too
Fucking best wallet fams.
>>8858
>>8859
Straight up. You guys families suck. For family, here's how my birthdays are
>small gift from brother because he insists on gifts always
>usually like 25 bucks from mother
>like 50 from grandmother and a phonecall
>usually a phonecall from father, sometimes card with money sometimes just a text
>home made birthday cake from mother
>I pick dinner whether we eat out or stay in
>usually a couple steam gifts from friends nothing special unless they make it a competition
>whatever vidya I want to play they all go along with it
That's it. It's nice. At most like an hour for family stuff, and whatever vidya I want to play with people later if I want to at all. Last year I got like 3 or 4 games and a new hard drive.
>>8876
>tfw the two people I'm friends the most with in Stardew Valley are both kinda tsunderes
>might end up marrying the spoiled tsundere blonde girl
Also both short and long hair is good. Depends on the character. I usually prefer short hair though.
>>8887
>>8888
They're both awful. Niggers are niggers, but there's a difference between niggers and black people. Indians are all indians though, but as long as they don't use their left hand to handle your food it might be okay.
No.8890
>>8889
Yeah but don't people you know just treat you extra nice all awkwardly?
>starjew valley
Nani desu ka???
No.8891
>>8890
No they don't. I still get called a piece of shit, stupid cunt, dumbshit, etc. even on my birthday. There's literally nothing different in how my friends act or how my family acts other than what I stated. Like I said, I think you guys just have fake/shitty friends or family.
Fuck is that weeb crap?
No.8892
>>8891
I haven't had proper friends pretty much ever, so maybe you're right
My family always means well, but they're pretty dumb and just really weird in general.
I asked what starjew was, jeez that's like a phrase I knew when I was only 13, catch up desu
No.8893
>>8892
Well let's be fair here you were 13 like two weeks ago fam.
It's literally a PC harvest moon. If you've never played a harvest moon you're shit at comfy games. For real though it's really fun, I've been loving every minute of it. It's not too expensive (15 dollary doos) and is made entirely by one person who is still actively working on it and listening to feedback/bug reports and working on them.
No.8894
>>8893
STOP IMPLYING THAT I'M 14
By "its like harvest moon" do you mean it's a clone? Or does it just have the same kind of stuff and give the same kind of feeling?
I never played a harvest moon, because they seem too boring. Comfy isn't my thing most of the time. I can only play Animal Crossing for about a month before I get bored and stop playing for another 20 months
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No.8895
>>8894
It's basically a clone. If you don't like comfy gaming you wouldn't like it. It's the kind of game where min/maxing ruins it imo, but you can figure out best profit per day crops and autism the fuck out of your farm and shit if you really want. Plus there's waifus to marry and have kids with.
No.8896
>best friend asks to watch anime
>watching anime together
>together
>activity with another human
>say yes because I'm dumb
>tfw gonna spaghetti just like I did with tabletop simulator
>>8895
I never tried harvest moon in particular. If there's enough stuff to do then I won't be bored. I was addicted to cookie clicker, for example. There's only one thing to do with that, click, but since it's continuous, there is never a time like with Animal Crossing where I'm standing there wondering what there is to do.
Can you name the people? As in can I name the tomboyest grill BT's real name so I can then marry her? Can my character be a girl and still marry tomboy BT?
No.8897
>>8896
There's actually a lot to do. Farming, Ranching, Mining + "Combat", Fishing, Foraging (though that turns into just another flavor of farming) and then there's the "social" aspect of talking to people, befriending them, giving them gifts, doing little fetch quests for them, birthdays, holidays, etc. Then you can marry one of the ten single people and have kids and stuff. You can even kiss your spouse whenever you want supposedly.
It's ALL profitable too, but the most profitable is obviously farming since that's supposed to be the main draw of the game. You even level up in them as you progress, and at levels 5 and then the final level 10 you get perks to pick from. In Stardew Valley the days move quickly too as long as you are active, because you're limited by your energy bar plus I think it's like 10 seconds irl = 10 minutes in game. I haven't timed it tbh. It pauses when you're in the menu/cutscenes or talking to people obviously.
You can name yourself, your cat or dog, your animals, and your kid I assume. Everyone has their own names and schedules and personalities. You have to pick one of them.
There are a couple tomboys kinda. Abigail plays vidya and wants to go on adventures. Leah lives in a cottage on her own and does art. Maru is pretty assertive and loud and is on her way to being a scientist. Haley is a tsundere that likes fashion and photography, and Penny is a sweet shy trailer girl that likes reading.
Also yes, your character can be a girl and marry a girl. And then adopt.
No.8898
>>8897
>can't rename wife
Nope not interested
I'll probably look at it when I get home
No.8899
>>8898
>wants to rename his wife
Do you even olev?
No.8900
>>8899
I olev BT so I must be married to her and no one else
No.8902
>>8896
>>8900
But she has not yet agreed to your advances. Wouldn't this be considered forcing her hand?
No.8903
>>8901
I'm in love!
>>8902
She keeps saying it "won't work out"
WHY DOES SHE SAY THIS
IT WILL
No.8904
>going through old emails with BT
>realise how mean I was
>tfw can't go back in time and beat myself up
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No.8905
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>>8904
>tfw going through and reading ancient historic texts never fail to make me laugh
No.8906
>>8905
>tfw ruined chat with my autisic freak out
No.8907
>>8903
No you aren't you're just a weirdo.
No.8908
>tfw co-worker CONFIRMED that 17 year old blondie wants my D
>TFW BEING SEXUALISED IRL
LITERALLY FUCK THIS BITCH
NOT LIKE THAT
FUCK HER AS IN SHE'S DEAD
>>8907
don't tell me what I am you don't know me
No.8909
>>8908
I know you enough fuccboi.
No.8910
>>8909
>fuccboi
the line has been drawn and this goes beyond the line and now I'm mad
No.8911
>>8910
Would you prefer cakeboy?
No.8912
>>8911
I don't know what cakeboy means if it has some kind of suggestive meaning
No.8913
>>8912
Basically I'm calling you a faggot.
No.8914
>this half hearted banter posted at forty minute intervals when people are sure nobody else is going to post something interesting and don't want to be the one who fails to maintain the conversation on this floating corpse
I've built a nice little prison here. Bratposter is mine, and he belongs to me. You can't take him from me. Oh no you can't. I hurt him, when people try to look at him, I pull real hard on his penis and stick it full of pins. He has no choice. He doesn't like it but he has no choice. He's a prisoner, in the prison I've created for him. It's a prison in his mind. Not a real one.
No.8915
>>8914
disgusting
I'm judging you
No.8916
>>8915
He thinks he can buy my associates out, mine, give me the brush off. He's a square, an idiot, a muppet, a piece of trash! He doesn't know how the world works. Do you think David Suzuki would just sit by and watch it happen? Here, transposition David S onto me, do I just watch it happen? Success, bred through hard work and a great knowledge of industrial grass, am I just gonna let that all be swept under the rug, to be molded by some imbecile who doesn't even know how it works? It was me, from the genesis, from the get go. Now if you don't believe that… correct.
But here's another thought. When I'm in the industry mowing 95% of lawns in North America, and I'm on the other hand in Europe, selling exquisite cigars wrapped in rich pringles, am I truly the idiot in this situation? Or am I truly the paradigm shifter that's been fabled of for all these years? I am here! I am asserting myself!
What an existence. What a day!
No.8918
>>8914
I'm busy playing Fire Emblem and talking to someone more important than cabbage tbh.
No.8919
>>8918
everyone is more important than me
No.8920
>>8917
He thinks he can judge me. Me! Of all people on Earth, he thinks he knows me. He doesn't know me. Maybe four people alive know me, and one is probably dead. Who's to be the judge now? When you spend all your time talking about yourself, what do you learn? Compare that with what you lose. Do you expand as you speak further? Do you add dimensions of your personality by adding a paragraph contextualizing it? What can I even tell you that you want to hear? Lies, lies, lies, all lies!
I only intended to create a useful image board style forum for the intelligent discussion of Club Penguin, but it's quickly transformed into another fetter, a bandana coiled into a blind and wrapped around the eyes of my genius.
No.8921
>>8919
Yuianon told me the only person he considers more important than you is BT, who he is having a romantic relationship with. So it must be her.
No.8922
>>8921
>who he is having a romantic relationship with
please dont lie/joke about this
No.8923
>>8922
Sorry Bandage, I won't do it again.
Are you feeling okay?
No.8924
>>8919
Well moreso than that I mean. They're pretty important.
>>8921
Board owner pls.
No.8925
>>8924
>They're
>gender neutral pronoun
>talking to a girl
Yuianon confirmed for talking to his mom.
No.8926
>>8923
No, I'm actually secretly a huge baby, so when I read that, I pretty much died. Turned off the show I was watching and just spammed "update" over and over again until I got a reply. Probably could have cried if I let myself, and I wanted to smash my phone all dramatically and drastically. Please end my autism
No.8927
>>8925
No he straight up talks to and plays games with REAL females of his age group
No.8928
>>8925
You guys call me chad enough as it is. Pls. Questions are better left not asked right now.
No.8929
>>8928
Translated from chad "hey Bros back off I'm trying to work on this bitch, I'm gonna get laid 100 times tonight fams yolo"
No.8930
>>8929
>gymbro college boy calling others chad
No.8931
I think I'm actually the Chad now
No.8932
>>8926
I'm sorry if you aren't joking.
>>8927
It isn't a secret.
>>8928
>you niggas would really be callin me Chad if I told you bout this bitch I'm workin on now
Good luck brother.
No.8933
>>8930
I do neither if those things and haven't in months fam. Am I still a gymbro if I haven't been to a gym in 6 months?????????
No.8934
>>8932
No, not joking, but I'm also very tired, since I've been up for 20 hours now, and I get extra moody when sleepy.
>it's no secret
????
???????what??????????
??????????? How??????????????
No.8935
>>8932
>mfw he thinks luck is a factor at this point
>>8933
Once a gymbro always a gymbro.
No.8936
>>8926
By the way, this sounds like you might actually have BPD. If you do, dialectical behavioral therapy is supposed to be very helpful, although I didn't care for it.
>>8934
Go to bed. He talked about talking to an Asian girl in an MMO before.
No.8937
>>8936
> He talked about talking to an Asian girl in an MMO before.
What.
No.8939
>>8935
Once a Chad always a alpha bang bitches errday chad
>>8938
Yeah what is that is it some copypasta I don't recognize it?
No.8940
>>8936
Does BPD come with the likelihood of obsessing over things? Because all I do is obsess. I used to obsess about Karen, I obsess about BT, I used to obsess about the Skype group I once had, I obsess about this board, pretty much everything I like becomes an out of control obsession. Which can kind of be fun sometimes, though. I obsess over shitty music and it always makes me happy
>>8939
I can't see you at the gym. Are you a skinny itty bitty stick? That's how I imagine you
No.8941
>>8939
I dunno, maybe BO just likes writing nonsense
No.8942
>>8939
https://youtu.be/j8NJmgHoFUQ?t=417
Nothing to get too excited about.
>>8940
BPD is associated with extreme idealization followed by sharp devaluation. I would be surprised if obsessiveness wasn't involved.
No.8943
>>8936
Oh I forgot
>therapy
I don't understand the different types, but I went to therapy for a while when I was younger, 13 going on 14. I pretty much didn't talk about anything ever, and we just hung out every session. It was nice to talk to someone that wasn't my family or the stupid kids at school, though. Made me feel less crazy.
I was actually on the verge of telling her that I've always wanted to be a grill, but my grandparents said I was making no progress and stopped me from seeing her
No.8944
>>8941
He wants you and ricky to be the start of his harem.
No.8945
>>8944
Harem endings are too hard to get, I can't vacillate like this forever.
>>8943
DBT is very different from typical therapy. It's more like a bunch of mindfulness exercises.
No.8946
>>8944
He's probably just jealous because almost everyone else on the board has one
>tfw stuck here on /Chad9k/
No.8947
>>8945
Usually yeah but they're worth it in the end.
>>8946
>tfw
No.8948
>>8940
Nah fam I am still a bit fat, I got a goblin body.
>>8944
I would never be part of a harem, I fucking hate harems
>>8946
Who besidez yui has a harem,???,???????????????
No.8949
>>8948
Everyone but me and maybe Board Owner tbh. You have one of those too dense to notice things going on
No.8950
>>8946
>>tfw stuck here on /Chad9k/
Ratio is 2/3 not Chad. Yuianon and Bandage are the only Chads (Yuianon comes to brag about being Chad, Bandage to complain).
>>8948
>I fucking hate harems
See here's the problem. To get harem endings to work you have to make the girls like each other at least as much as you.
No.8952
>>8949
I do? Kek This is the first tI'm me hearing about thisI'm comfused, whon would want to, why would they , when did this happen???????????????,??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????,?,????????????!!!????!?????!?!?!?!?!?!,!,!??!????!?!??!??!??!!???!?!?!?!???!??,?,????!??!!?!????!?!!?!?!??!????!??!!??!?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>8950
>implying I'm a grill
>implying I would be in anyone's harem
No.8953
>>8952
>mfw your life is literally an anime
>mfw you don't notice all the 10/10 girls falling over themselves trying to get your attention
No.8955
>>8953
Ahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha Kek no, I'm a background character. And not even the side kick type, like the faceless crowd type. You must be confusing me with yui who has all the grills wet and tripping over themselves to get his d.
No.8956
I'm tired of this robot/Chad business, it's tearing apart the community. Luckily I've determined a solution. If you're a male virgin post your height. Then the shortest guy gets fucked by everybody else. After that, we're all normalfags.
No.8957
>>8956
Of course you would suggest that. That's so fucking stupid fam, besides we all know it would be poor dango that would get his boi but pounded that's not fair to him
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No.8958
>>8956
Isn't Dango like 5'4 or something?
No.8959
>>8958
>know this and still claim he has a harem
No.8960
>>8959
It's a midget harem
No.8961
>>8960
>implying it isn't a bunch of six foot tall white girls who corner him in the cafeteria and make him give them lunch money
>>8957
>boi
And everyone thinks I'm the gay one.
No.8962
>>8961
What the problem with using boi, fuccboi???? It's just meme talk fam
No.8963
>>8962
It's just associated with gay memery. boihole, boipussy, boiginity, boiant, boiler room, etc.
I need to go to sleep now.
No.8964
>more people coming in my house tomorrow to look at it
>people in that thread I posted telling me to put off my G.E.D and focus on not being a social retard
No.8965
>>8964
>focus on not being a social retard
I'm not going to stay up to see your response, so it will probably be over ten hours, but what did they recommend doing to accomplish that? Likely, getting your GED and trying to become employed or qualified will make you less socially retarded. Don't put something off unless you have a concrete alternative.
No.8966
>>8963
Kek da fuq does boiler room mean assuming it's not a literal boiler room?
Night fam
>>8964
Wait you are moving? And ye maybe getting some confidence and composure in public could help you focus and actually go through with things, it doesn't hurt to try.
No.8967
>>8965
The person in particular that suggested basically just told me to work on it slowly which is the only thing anyone has said other than to see a therapist. I don't know what I expected though, no one can really help me but myself. Everything sucks tbh
>>8966
Eventually, they're selling the building my apartment thing is in but I don't have any idea how long I have left or where we're going to go
No.8968
>>8967
Well yeah only you knows how to deal with things. I don't know anything about what's happening, I don't know what you are comfortable with. Taking it slow is a good idea, it will help you get acclimated to new things, and can help you from freaking out and running away. A therapist might help, might not I can't say. Just think about what you want to do you know.
That sucks fam.
No.8969
>>8968
I don't know how to deal our with things honestly.
Also I don't really care about moving, I don't have any friends here anymore or anything. I'm just worried about where I'm going to end up
No.8970
>>8969
Whether you know how or not is not the thing, it's that you know how you would act in a situation. Only you know what you think you can handle right now.
It still sucks to get forced to move out. I'm worried about where you'll end up too. I hope you moving won't make you set back what little you have done.
No.8971
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What the fuck is going on?
>>8958
I'm 5'5 goddammit! You shut your whore mouth.
No.8972
>>8970
I guess but even my own opinions of what I can do or how I'll act aren't necessarily accurate, I do get what you're trying to say but it's just reaffirming what I said in the first place.
Also I still haven't really done anything, even if I moved any normal person could do more than I have in the last 2 years in 2 hours.
>>8971
>5'5
Sorry Shaq
No.8973
>>8906
>implying that you are the one who ruined the chat
>>8972
>Sorry
You better be. Why aren't you doing your best at what you need done? STOP LIVING YOU LIMBO YOU BRAT
No.8974
>>8956
BO keeps turning more and more degenerate every day……
>>8973
Feels like I did. I tend to ruin social things
No.8975
>>8973
I've never done my best in my whole life tbh or tried period in the last few years so it's taking time for me to do stuff.
No.8976
>>8975
>I've never done my best my whole life
No.8977
No.8978
>>8977
Fug off fam, I hate hug boxes
No.8979
>>8978
>BO
>you
>brat
>yui (why does autocorrect correct this to yuk)
>Dango
>me
>BT but she's not here right now
We would make a septagon
Or a hexagon since BT isn't around
NOT A BOX
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No.8980
>>8979
Don't be pedantic Appalachian Chad, any shape of hugging is retarded, if I wanted a faggot on the Internet to give me fake sympathy I would go to reddit
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No.8981
>>8980
I'm not hugging you because of sympathy I'm hugging you because you're cute!!!!!
No.8982
>>8981
You don't have enough evidence to think that. I can assure you I'm no qt, so don't fake hug me fam it's dumb
No.8983
>>8982
>acts cute 24/7
>not enough evidence
No.8984
>>8983
Literally what??????????????????????????????????
No.8985
>>8984
>browsing without using mod link
>see post that obviously isn't BT's
>think it's cute
>go on mod link to check who it is
>it's you every time
No.8986
>>8985
What are you talking about fam?
No.8987
>>8986
Talking about how you and your posts are always cute!
No.8988
>>8987
No they aren't stop messing with me
No.8989
>>8988
I'm not messing with you. Just wait until everyone else starts posting, they'll agree with me, because I am right
No.8991
>>8990
I thought hugging was normal
No.8992
>>8991
Not that kind of hugging. I bet your hugs are the kind that go on too long.
No.8993
>>8991
>>8977
>complains when he gets hugged at work, hug rapes everyone else not even a month later
Are you happy? Because of your hypocrisy I've been defiled and can no longer get married
No.8994
>>8993
At such a tender young age too. What a shame.
No.8995
>>8992
Hugs can go on for too long?!
>>8993
!!!!!!!!! ………
But that was different!
You can still get married!
No.8996
>>8989
You are wrong
>>8991
Hugs are abnormal
>>8993
>brat poster is used goods
No.8997
>>8995
>implying anyone wants a dirty used-up hugslut
You really did it for me fam, I'm going to end up giving out hugs for 5$ behind gas stations, from behind hugs are 10$:
No.8998
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>>8996
I am not wrong
HUGS ARE NORMAL
>>8997
You're saying you've never been hugged before?!
>tfw just realised I'm legitimately not a HUGLESS KV
No.8999
>>8998
I was just trying to be funny
I've actually gotten lots of hugs from people in high school, a lot of therm were kind of awkward/shitty but I really liked the ones that weren't
No.9000
>>8998
No you are
Hugs are abnormal fam, what as hole just goes up to hug people?
>>8999
Whoa brat was actually a chad, why did you drop out then if you got so much action????????? ?
No.9001
>>8999
Were they girls or boys?!
>>9000
THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT IT, YOU'RE WRONG
I'm not an "as hole" for being affectionate!!!!!
No.9002
>>9000
It was just the way people I was friends with greeted each other mostly, they were all platonic.
>>9001
Mostly girls but not exclusively.
No.9003
>>9001
Nice meme there fam
>were they girls or boys
Like it matters
Dude affection is wierd.
YOU
ARE
WRONG
I'M NOT QT, HUGGING IS WIERD, YOU ARE DUMB BAKA
No.9004
>>9002
CHED
Actually I remember getting a hug from a total amazonian tomboy in 9th grade. Wow, completely forgot about that
>>9003
Thanks I'm a top tier memer
>affection is weird
Not when the person you're giving affection to is a qt, which you are.
No.9005
>>9002
>people I was friends with
>friends
>greeted each other
>they were all platonic
OK chad. Fug fam I thought you were a loser but you are actually a real chad. I knew a group of faggots at high school, that "greeted each other by hugging" they were all massive autisitic faggots that were all sleeping with each other.
>>9004
No any emotion other than neutral tolerance is odd
No.9006
>>9005
>all sleeping with each other
Ew don't post stuff like that it made me vom
>any emotion other than neutral tolerance
I'm going to positively appreciate you!!!
No.9007
>>9004
>>9005
I haven't even told my chadliest exploit yet tbh.
Also the girls in my group were all super easy now that I think about, pretty sure I was the only virgin when I stopped talking to them a couple years ago.
No.9008
>>9007
>I haven't even told my chadliest exploit yet tbh.
tell it, Chaddie
No.9009
>>9006
>positively appreciate you
Stop that
>>9007
Why are you even here
Chad????? But no really it sounds like you were pretty popular and normal.
No.9010
>>8967
>The person in particular that suggested basically just told me to work on it slowly which is the only thing anyone has said other than to see a therapist
This isn't mutually exclusive with pursuing a GED. Get your GED while also attempting to improve your social skills.
No.9011
>>9009
>Stop that
no
I'll never stop
>Why are you even here Chad?????
don't bully too hard
No.9012
>>9008
One time when I was leaving this girl gave me a peck on the cheek
Also unrelated bit the same girl accidentally went shirtless in front of everyone once
>>9009
Not really, most kids treated me like a nuisance and badmouthed me a lot, even some of the dudes in my group of friends
>>9010
His reasoning was that I should wait to be more confident but actually looking back it was jist one sentence not his main pont.
No.9013
>>9010
It sounds like he doesn't even need to improve them, he was already a chad
>>9011
>>9012
Am I the only non chad here?????????!????????? ??
No.9014
>>9012
C H A D A L E R T S O U N D T H E A L A R M
No.9015
>>9012
Yeah but was she basically just some slut? Because that's kinda how you made all the girls you talked to sound like. If so then that's pretty insignificant. Some turbo slut in 9th grade thought I was cute because I wasn't interested in fucking her, and she sat on my lap once at lunch time.
>she sits down
>ask her to please get off me
>"NO, AND DONT GET A BONER (^^^^:"
>didn't get a boner
>was just pissed
>>9013
You're gay chad for gays
All gays want you
>>9014
m80 you're the official true Chad of this board
No.9016
>>9012
>His reasoning was that I should wait to be more confident
I really doubt this is a good decision. It's not like your GED grades your social skills and permanently brands you as a loser if you come off as awkward.
No.9017
>>9013
>mfw gym Chad thinks he isn't a Chad
>mfw you thought in was joking about /chad9k/
>>9015
Oh yeah it definitely didn't mean anything, she gave another guy leaving a peck and had fucked most of the people I introduced her to before hand
I mean I was very biased about it too because I had an obsessive crush on her despite all that and could still see it didn't mean anything
>>9016
Yeah you're right but it might be easier to focus on one at a time
No.9018
>>9013
>gymbro ricky "chad" chan thinks he isn't a chad
??????
>>9015
You can't prove that I'm a chad.
No.9019
>>9015
She just wanted to tell you what she wanted for Christmas, Bandage.
No.9020
>>9017
>I had an obsessive crush on a total slut
nani……?
>>9018
>HAS LITERALLY KISSED GIRLS ON THE LIPS
>NOT CHAD
>>9019
The only thing she's ever gonna get is a bullet to the head
I wonder if she has OD'd on heroin yet
No.9021
>>9015
Gay or not I'm no chad, you guys would not think I'm qt if you saw me or anything.
>>9017
>>9018
Reeeeee I'm not chad,, I haven't gone to a gym in months and am hardly fit, gymbro are super buff I have spaghetti arms and a goblin body.
No.9022
>>9017
>but it might be easier to focus on one at a time
Improving your social skills in some general sense is much harder than getting a GED and you don't know when you're adequately prepared to move onto other things. It's a poor decision that you're attracted to only because you want to delay pursuing your GED.
No.9023
>>9020
You can't prove that I've kissed girls on the lips
No.9024
>>9017
>get GED first
>get tolerable shit job
>forced to socialise
>get practice in because you have to
>now you're a social expert
>>9021
What the heck who actually cares about physical appearance these days? 3D is always PD except when it's BT
>>9023
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU TOLD ME DIRECTLY
Also is that anime girl a slut? Because she looks cute and I don't want her to turn out to be a slut.
No.9025
>>9021
>you guys would not think I'm qt if you saw me or anything.
>ywn meet Ricky Chan in person
>ywn impose an awkward silence that makes him squirm, forcing him to mumble out trivial things to broach a conversation
>ywn call him cute and watch him flush and deny it in his qt voice
>ywn hug Ricky Chan while he protests that he isn't gay and hugging is weird
:(
No.9027
>>9024
She's really cute and innocent. And she can't be taken advantage of because she's a CQC MASTER.
No.9028
>>9027
>letting a boy in her room whenever she's only covered by a towel
>not a slut
yeah…….ok…….
No.9029
>>9027
She also has probably the best voice of the show.
No.9030
>>9020
I was very naive about relationship stuff and was crushing on her before I knew she was like that, honestly I only ever had a handful of crushes and I would get very into them for months/a year. It's pretty pathetic honestly, I took it pretty hard the first time she fucked a mutual friend
>>9022
>It's a poor decision that you're attracted to only because you want to delay pursuing your GED.
>tfw you see through my bullshit
>>9024
You're right.
No.9031
>>9028
She didn't let him in, he barged in. And she didn't want to only be in a towel but had to be because kyoani plot.
No.9032
>>9025
>>9026
You two are bullies.
>impose an awkward silence that makes him squirm
Kek jokes on you, I like silence, I would never start a conversation so theready goes your fantasy.
No.9033
>>9029
Best voice is Ruru. I haven't watched a single episode but I can just from this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leYfgcv6dAc
>>9030
>honestly I only ever had a handful of crushes and I would get very into them for months/a year.
hi me
I had an extreme crush on a girl from 3rd grade to some grade in middle school, either 7th or 8th. The only reason I stopped is because she went full Stacey and became a slut.
>You're right.
Whoa, what the heck. Really? I'm almost never right.
>>9031
Hmm… Sounds possibly genuinely qt, but too bad she's from a crappy post-honor kyoani show that's probably fanservice 60% of the time.
>>9032
We aren't bullies. We just want to emotionally torture you for our observational pleasure.
Oh and why do people call you Ricky? That became a thing during one of my absences
No.9034
>>9032
>I like silence
>ywn sit on a bed next to a radiator on a snowy day while Ricky Chan puts his head on your stomach, not saying a word but watching snow collect on the window sill
>ywn fall asleep with Ricky Chan after a long day at work (no sex of course this is platonic)
>ywn find out if Ricky Chan is ticklish
:((((
No.9035
>>9034
Stopped when you clarified that there would be no sex, because that would imply that it wasn't obvious to begin with, and it just makes it seem like you're in denial about wanting sexuals with him
No.9036
>>9033
You ever actually confess to one of them? I did just one time in 8th grade or so, it was awful
No.9037
>>9035
>because that would imply that it wasn't obvious to begin with
Ricky Chan often thinks I'm gay for stuff like this. It's kind of weird on his part but I was just taking precautions so I wouldn't make him uncomfortable.
No.9038
>>9033
I am not tortured by your guys teasing it's just annoying and confusing tbh
It was started by one of yui's normie friends
>>9034
tfw that actually sounds kinda comfy
>>9036
Oh fug fam I confessed to a grill in 3rd grade it was embarrassing and awful 8 try to repress most of that year
No.9039
>>9038
>it's just… confusing
>tfw that actually sounds kinda comfy
Rays of hope.
No.9040
>>9037
What's wierd about being wierded out by people fantasizing about me?
>>9039
No fam it's confusing because I don't understand why you guys think I'm qt and I find anything with snow comfy
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No.9041
>>9036
I'm gonna blogpost because it just kinda feels good to. Spoiler: this is an uneventful blogpost where nothing significant happens really
In 5th grade, I told the kid that sat next to me that I was planning on giving my crush some flowers and a big teddy bear for Valentine's day, and he told her friends, who told her. I was actually in earshot when her friends told her, so I was looking in their direction and I can clearly recall the disgusted face she made. It felt like being punched in the gut.
In 6th grade, I went through a sort of social cocoon, where I evolved from annoying punk kid to funny jokester class clown boy. In 7th grade, I sat catty corner from her in maths, she was one seat back and to the left, and one of her best friends sat directly to the left of me. In that class, the desks were in rows of two, so I was right next to her friend, so there was a lot of chatting between me and her. By that point, I could actually socialise and not make a fool of myself too much, and I got along with her friend well. My crush must have changed her opinion on me a bit, because she talked to me a few times. Eventually, the two of them swapped seats, because the seats were like this:
U R
G M
C R
K R
M = me, G = girl I sit next to, K = G's friend, U = C's friend, R = Random other girl (I was the only boy in this entire double row)
That way, when they swapped seats, they could all talk to their closest friends easier. This means I'm sitting next to my crush of multiple years, so close that we would bump arms a lot. At this point, though, I've pretty much given up hope, so I wasn't particularly excited except for a few moments where she was extra nice to me. She called me sweet one time for something that I thought no big deal of, but I can't remember what it was. Nothing else significant happened. We had that seating arrangement until the end of the school year, and I didn't really feel anything when I lost that daily connection with her, so I think that's when my feelings finally fully died.
Oops this post is long for no reason.
>>9037
Dude you are totally gay for saying that kind of stuff, I really thought you were
>>9038
>it's annoying
Oh, I'm sorry
No.9042
>>9040
>No fam it's confusing because I don't understand why you guys think I'm qt
Your voice is very qt. You're timid and kind and pure. You're easily embarrassed. Top tier husbando material.
Sorry if I've been obnoxious.
>>9041
>Dude you are totally gay for saying that kind of stuff
I know, >>9037 was kidding.
>I really thought you were
It's very possible that I am.
No.9043
>>9033
Ruru has an okay voice but Reina CLEARLY wins. Plus MC. His voice is great too.
And yes she's pretty qt.
>>9034
Board owner lewding over everyone now dang. You've officially taken over as lewdest one here now that BT is gone.
No.9044
>>9042
>It's very possible that I am.
It's impossible that you're not tbhfam…
>>9043
Ruru has cute voice. CUTE. MOE. KAWAII.
>tfw have cutest voice on Earth
>tfw have great delivery
>tfw people at work say I could actually be a youpooper or an actual comedian
The only thing is that they say I need people to egg me on/work off of
No.9045
>>9044
>have cutest voice on Earth
Post singing vocaroo
No.9046
>>9045
Alright, but give me at least 3 hours to get a recording that I'm okay with sending
No.9047
>>9044
>>tfw have cutest voice on Earth
No.9048
>>9047
what's so funny, punk!?
No.9050
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>>9045
>>9046
>tfw bad singing day
No.9051
>>9050
Keep trying until you improve. I know you want to be good at singing.
No.9052
>>9043
>You've officially taken over as lewdest one here now that BT is gone.
I should probably dial it back, honestly.
No.9053
>>9051
It feels like I've improved a lot, but today I'm either just having a really off day or I didn't make nearly as much progress as I thought
No.9054
>>9052
I mean unless you want us to call you fagmo and queerbag and cakeboy and stuff.
No.9055
>>9054
>tfw seeing Makoto reminds me of BT
>tfw seeing Natsun reminds me of BT
>tfw seeing Kanbaru reminds me of BT
>tfw walking reminds me of BT
>tfw eating pizza reminds me of BT
>tfw water reminds me of BT
>tfw no BT
No.9057
>>9054
>I mean unless you want us to call you fagmo and queerbag and cakeboy and stuff.
That doesn't really bother me, it's more that it makes people uncomfortable.
No.9058
>>9056
>tfw see this post
>get excited it's BT even though it would make no sense
>check mod
>disappointment
Why did she delete all her posts in the one thread?
No.9059
>>9057
True. I know richard-chan thinks it's a little offputting. I bet brat likes it though~
>>9058
ur dum lol
No.9060
>>9059
>~
disgraceful
I bet you ERP on Steam with girls now, sicko
No.9061
>>9060
>ERP on Steam
Gross no.
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No.9062
>>9059
>implying brat isn't a filthy breeder
Look at >>9017.
>tfw nobody to initiate dating drama and destroy this community with
No.9063
>>9061
SO YOU ERP, JUST NOT ON STEAM
VOM
>>9062
>tfw no BT to date
why does she say no?
she'll be back, right?
and then she'll finally say yes, right?
No.9064
>>9063
I don't know what you're talking about. You didn't see anything that wasn't a typo.
>>9062
Obviously that just means you have to convert him.
With your dick.
No.9065
>>9064
you're being way lewd
and you're hiding the fact that you're an ERP fanatic
I have made many misjudgements about you…
No.9066
>>9063
>she'll be back, right?
It's statistically likely. I don't know if professing your love for her will summon her for commenting though.
>>9064
>Obviously that just means you have to convert him.
Hey Bandage, don't read any further.
Reminds me of https://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=200363
Take notice of Tlaxcalli's incisive post.
No.9067
>>9066
>Reminds me
??????
Why do you know of this thread to begin with?????????????????
No.9068
>>9065
I'm not being lewd at all and when did I ever say I was an ERP fanatic?
>>9066
>mfw that thread
That's some gay bullcrap.
No.9069
>>9067
>Why do you know of this thread to begin with?????????????????
It was linked on /r9k/. I actually thought it was interesting, because it made me wonder if there were genuine sexuality changes or if people had developed compulsive pseudo-sexualities in response to massive dopamine release associated with methamphetamine and cocain, similarly to how stimulant addicts feel cravings to do drugs while they perform activities they associate with doing drugs, or how they develop drug related habits. I also thought Tlaxcalli's post was funny.
No.9070
>>9068
It's just obvious
You're even posting the famous anal sex idol
>>9069
Alright, fine, I believe you and I'll let you off the hook
No.9071
>>9070
>famous anal sex idol
You what.
No.9072
No.9074
>>9073
Hibiki is the stinky idol
No.9075
>>9072
>>9074
>/jp/ autism
wew
No.9076
>>9074
This shit doesn't make any god damn sense.
What's Makoto?
No.9077
>>9075
Before /r9k/, I only ever spent time on /jp/, even though I hardly care about anything they post about and can't stand how sexual they are. The posters are funny and the autism is extreme, all they do is repost things over and over again, so I fit in with that regard. The only reason I left is because of the lewd
>>9076
Makoto is a boy
No.9078
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>>9077
Well that's unoriginal, unimaginative, and boring.
No.9080
>>9079
Right now BT is pissed off and has no idea why.
No.9081
>>9080
BT is sleeping
I just gave her a nightmare
unacceptable….
No.9082
>>9081
>Why does she keep saying it'll never work out?!
No.9085
No.9088
>>9041
>>9042
It's not a big deal just dial it back and seriously drop the qt.
>timid
Sure
>kind and pure
I don't know about that fam
>easily embarrassed
Ye
>>9062
2lewd4me
Why would you destroy your own community you made? Do you just want an Internet bf that bad or something?
>>9064
The lewd won't end 5lewd6me
No.9089
>>9088
>drop the qt
no that part is staying because it's true
No.9091
No.9092
>>9089
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm living a nightmare, just end me
No.9093
>>9092
>"I'm not a qt"
>posts qt post like a qt
No.9094
>>9093
What how, I'm deeply confused about how any that is qt, is it the wan wan?????
No.9095
>>9094
All of the factors coming together of your post make it qt. The picture, what you typed, the context, the fact that it's you posting… If Yuianon would have posted that exact same post it wouldn't have been as qt.
You're a very skilled qt. It's impressive. I wish I were as qt as you
No.9096
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>>9095
Probably because I wouldn't post something like that since I wouldn't get into that kind of situation in the first place. tbh.
No.9097
>>9094
You're cute when you're embarrassed.
>>9088
>seriously drop the qt.
ok
>Why would you destroy your own community you made?
I was just injecting some self awareness. I would feel like a complete dumbass if I started dating somebody here and had to keep the drama from bleeding into this board.
>Do you want an Internet bf that bad or something
Well, yeah.
No.9098
>>9097
>wants an internet boyfriend
>only "probably" gay
No.9099
>>9095
>the fact that you are posting
So are you like reading it in my voice, is my writing style particularly qt? I don't want to be skilled at being a qt on the internet, I'm not doing it on purpose.
>>9097
>you're cute when you're embarrassed
I guess to you, I'm almost always embarrassed especially posting here. I really don't see it tbh
Dude just go ask for one on a steam thread on r9k, it's full of lewds and gays like bandage
>>9097
No.9100
>>9099
>lewds and gays like bandage
f u ur not cute anymore
i dont go in those degenerate threads
No.9101
>>9098
>implying bisexuals on 4chan who were changed too much by anime and loneliness, have waifus, and date avatarfags on Steam are trugays
I dunno if I'm a real gay. I should probably have sex before I make that kind of judgement
>>9099
>I really don't see it tbh
If you did see it you would be coy and that would ruin it.
And that's good advice. I didn't mean to be a fag here, you just brought it out of me. As Bandage said, you're a gay Chad. You could probably get homos to buy you games on Steam.
No.9102
No.9103
>>9100
Oh come on fam I saw you sperging out in one the other day but uh keep thinking I'm not cute
>>9101
>I didn't mean to be a fag here
I don't mind fam
>you're a gay chad
How, aren't chads suppose to be confident and good looking and social competent and not a sperglord like me?
>you could probably get Homos to buy games on steam
I doubt it, interent gays like erp and prefer to worship traps, not an autisitic ugly fat fuck like me, besides that's dumb tbh
but uh thanks for thinking I could pull Internet fags I guess that's kinda of flattering
No.9104
>>9101
>I should probably have sex
your time to die has come
>>9102
The ice melting that fast amazed me and I was hoping to find a lot of cool videos that were similar or something
Stuff like rhnb is fun to watch too
>>9103
Yeah I spam those threads because I hate ERP pigs
>interent gays like erp and prefer to worship traps, not an autisitic ugly fat fuck like me
I hate ERP and prefer you not over BT though of course
No.9107
>>9104
>your time to die has come
Would you rather that people stopped having sex altogether? Does sexual activity in a committed relationship really bother you?
>>9103
If you post your voice in a gay thread with a picture of an anime girl several people will probably press you for contact information. You don't have to show pics.
No.9108
>>9107
>Does sexual activity in a committed relationship really bother you?
No not in a proper relationship
I was just memeing you, brother
No.9109
No.9110
No.9112
>>9110
Not even gonna click tbh fam. Last batch you linked couldn't even be considered music in any sane reality.
No.9113
No.9115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IejHKpfHso
What's your vocal range?!????!??!?!!!
>>9112
your judgement call was good
I haven't found much non-meme/good music in forever
No.9116
>>9041
Okay story, I never really learned how to socialize well I just learned how to keep quiet and I didn't learn that until highschool.
Actually though I think the shittiest part about confessing to that girl was that we stopped being friends not me crying like a bitch because I was still in full sperg mode and had next to none at the time.
>>9043
I've never seen him lewd anyone but Kranon though
No.9117
https://clyp.it/52ptnqb1
Literally what the HECK is my voice?
Don't mind me being off pitch I was nervous, plus going up/down just one note is hard for me for some reason. Also I think I wore out my voice by going all out yesterday which is why I was having a bad vocal day. I keep cracking which never happens ever.
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No.9118
>>9116
How were you supposedly bad at socialising, yet had friends?
No.9119
>>9118
Ok maybe I'm underestimating myself a bit but most of the time I just followed people around like a semi-retarded dog
No.9120
>>9117
Actually I wonder if I was even on the right octave. It's hard to tell to my horrible ears
No.9121
>>9119
Are you secretly a qt, too?
No.9122
>>9121
I would never describe myself like that and nobody else ever has either, so no.
No.9123
>>9122
What if you have a deeper, hidden, complex qtness to you?
No.9124
>>9123
I dunno. Even if I did It's the samer thing as not being cute basically, like having an invisible hat
No.9125
>>9116
Seen sure. I bet he lewds everyone though.
No.9126
>>9124
But what if someone comes along and appreciates your possible secret qtness? What if it's extremely high quality qtness that blows whoever finds it away?!
>>9125
Pic made me giggle
No.9127
>>9126
She likes food a lot ykno.
No.9128
>>9127
>tfw no hoagie gf/bf
>tfw "hoagie" is slang and no one calls these it
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No.9130
>>9125
Are you sure you aren't just taking about yourself?
>>9126
That sounds like an ideal situation, a nice fantasy.
I don't know what else to say about it
>>9128
>someone calls it a grinder
No.9131
>>9129
??????
What does? The word "hoagie"?
>>9130
>confirmed official Chadliest Chad of the board
>not lewding absolutely everyone
of course he does, dude
r u a gay btw
No.9132
>>9130
Why would I lewd a bunch of dudes?
>>9131
The way you said all that.
No.9133
>>9132
>talking about food and the names of food
>lewd in any way
Think you're just some kind of perverted perv of sexual sex or something
No.9134
>tfw power is out because optimus prime blew up
>only 12% battery on phone
>tfw won't be able to post with my besties
No.9135
>>9133
Sounded an awful lot like innuendo to me.
No.9136
>spend about three hours on the first problem of an exercise set in an obscure programming language I don't really know
>find out there are no list functions that truly mutate lists, all list functions are used only for their return types
>everything I've been doing was wrong
>sprint back to room, drink five hour energy at 11:20
>return to computer, breeze through entire exercise set in 45 minutes
>class in nine hours with a ton of caffeine in my veins
SON OF A BITCH
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH
No.9137
>tfw you can't save everyone
No.9138
>>9137
>implying you can save anyone
No.9139
>>9137
I want to hear about what precipitated this if you're willing to tell. Either way, good luck bettering the situation or detaching from it.
>>9138
Everybody here can save at least one person.
No.9140
>>9139
I highly doubt that, most of us can't even save ourselves
No.9141
>>9140
>I highly doubt that
It honestly doesn't take very much money to donate to certain charities and reasonably expect that you've gotten at least one child who would otherwise die to live to adulthood. The question is whether or not you give a shit about some child receiving malaria vaccines in the third world.
No.9142
>>9139
No. It's over. Probably permanently.
No.9143
>>9141
>thinking your money will make it to Africa
>trusting the Jews
No but seriously though I don't think that's what Yuianon meant
No.9144
>>9104
T thanks?
>>9107
I doubt it fam besides I am done posting my voice or using it really, it's causes more trouble than its worth.
>>9117
That wasn't bad fam, but I don't know anything about music it sounded nice to me
>>9137
What do you mean fam? Of course you can't people will do what they want even if it's against all reason, you can only try to help, you ant save them.
>>9141
But saving someone isn't the same as giving some money to a charity.
>>9142
I guess sorry fam
No.9145
>>9143
I'm sure it was an interpersonal thing, possibly a very sad one.
>>9142
Good luck divesting from it then.
>>9144
>But saving someone isn't the same as giving some money to a charity.
You can be responsible for saving somebody's life even if you're completely divorced from the process.
>I am done posting my voice or using it really
No, fuck this. Faggots finding your voice cute and embarrassing you over it should not deter you from using it. If you want people to care about you you need to speak.
No.9146
Get good sleep and maybe you'll feel better tomorrow, Yuianon, maybe even enough to talk about it
No.9147
>>9145
I'm sorry but you need to be naive if you think half the charities work. Only people can save themselves, we can only help them.
I don't care if you guys find my voice qt, it confuses me, it embarrased wm but that's not why. I just don't want the attention.
>if you want people to care about you
I never said I did. or at least not anymore
No.9148
>>9145
Tbh I do not care either way if he Post voice or not but in my opinion I don't think he's necessarily wrong, the only person really gaining anything from him posting it here specifically is us and in turn he's getting made to feel uncomfortable in one of the only places he can talk to people. I'm not saying he should give up practicing his voice/posting it places but maybe he should do it alone/somewhere else if it really bothers him that much
No.9149
>>9147
>I'm sorry but you need to be naive if you think half the charities work
Over half probably do not.
>I just don't want the attention
You probably dislike the content of the attention you've been getting for your voice more than attention in general.
>Only people can save themselves, we can only help you
You should be able to come up with plenty of hypothetical situations in which you save a helpless person.
>I never said I did. or at least not anymore
It's fine to choose to be alone if you like living alone, but don't spend your life on escapism because you're afraid of discomfort. At the very least, making friends would give you the perspective to choose. If you're happy now that's great, but if you're unhappy or lonely you should try to change something.
>>9148
I agree with you and the problem is largely my fault. He shouldn't give up on speaking at all, though.
I'm going to try to sleep now.
No.9150
>>9147
I don't think positively or negatively about your voice if that helps at all
No.9152
>>9149
No I really don't like any this or in general. It's not your fault, I was already super self concious and near mute before i posted.
I like being alone, I think. Of course I don't like discomfort, why do you think I stay home.
I have made friends, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing
>>9150
Not really but thanks
No.9153
I hate it when everyone is sleeping/away/not posting
No.9156
>>9154
Hello, human. How are you?
>>9155
😺
No.9157
>>9156
🚼
these emoticons that are posted look different than the ones I actually choose on my thing, I like seeing the differences
No.9158
File: 1457705310546.png (1.01 MB, 1286x749, 1286:749, Screenshot 2016-02-26 06.5….png)
No.9160
>tfw losing control of sleep cycle
>sleep 4 to 6 hours ever 8 or so
>always tired
>haven't moved off couch in days
No.9161
>>9160
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
No.9162
File: 1457706309617.jpg (235.99 KB, 600x873, 200:291, 4f7e483a1c7e2685b8f1b0668e….jpg)
>>9159
Are you still up from last night or have you already slept?
What time is it for you?
⭐☀
>>9160
Abuse coffee for a day to make yourself stay up for a very long time. Plan it out so that you'll be up for 20 hours or so, ending at around 10 at night. Then go to bed and sleep good for 8 hours and stay up all day until 10 again.
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No.9163
>>9161
?????????
Is this how it looks for you, too? Its broken
I'm on mobile chrome
No.9164
>>9162
I'm still up from last night but I woke up at like 9:30pm, it's 9:30am now.
😪 🐢
>>9163
Yeah that's how it looks for me.
😹
No.9165
>>9164
>yawning guy looks like he's crying
8ch please
🐋
No.9166
>>9164
>tfw can't have a broken sleep schedule anymore
>tfw trying to EARN MONEY and BE INDEPENDENT put me in debt
>"trust me u dont want 2 b neet forever….."
😖😩😫😟😯😬😭😣
No.9167
No.9168
>>9166
I'm not going to be able to do it much longer either honestly, I try not to think about it though.
🐹🐭
Also what's a ToT?
😮
No.9169
>>9168
>what's a ToT
A crying emoticon with an open mouth ( T_T)
Back when we used to use actual letters
( > w<)/
I miss being 13/14
No.9170
>>9169
Oh, I'm really bad at recognizing text faces I never really used them much. Actually I feel pretty dumb because I was just googling ToT acronym.
No.9172
File: 1457709055139.png (654.05 KB, 704x995, 704:995, 516be4308ad31c70537b2a34d9….png)
>>9156
Good, albeit very tired despite resting for adequate times.
Something I've read the other day from an anon which really makes me think about the topic we had the other day on whether is was to "worse" have it and lost it or to never have had it to begin with. It got me really thinking.
**It makes me nostalgically desire something I've never had.
The bouts of intense feels when seeing couples has long passed, only acceptance, loneliness and death feels now.
There's no use to be bitter over the expected life experiences which other people are having. It is so very sad that most of us will never experience it. I don't think people can even understand the distress of never being intimate with someone in your life. That you are rejected as a whole for simply existing.
We aren't owed anything by anyone, we aren't entitled to get a partner, for someone to cuddle with us. But it is the natural progression of character and social development, and this is why it seems so natural to so many people while we're left behind just standing and waiting, not knowing what to do and being afraid to move. It's painful here, not because of the image, but because we've missed out on being 'complete', being rounded off as individuals.
It's like we're the lepers of society.**
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No.9173
>>9172
Hm… the spoiler tags didn't work. Oh well.
>>9160
I updated some suggestions on the doc if you would like to review. Just some things to consider.
No.9174
>>9173
I tried to fix it for you but it didn't work for whatever reason. For next time leave out the quotation marks it's just 2 asterisk.
No.9175
>>9172
Fug I feel pretty much the same. But I don't feel incomplete, I feel left behind.
>>9173
Yokai hime
No.9176
File: 1457710576755.jpg (152.25 KB, 718x800, 359:400, 15e575febbe2ab7db9493ab34d….jpg)
>>9175
Isn't it supposed to be Ryokai instead of Yokai(Phantom)?
No.9177
>>9176
Y ye ye sensei, gomen
I did a do btw
No.9178
>>9172
>tired
Are you still working 999 hours a week?
>quote
It seems like a typical person that gives up that's trying to justify himself and his lack of progress by just saying he's scared. Reminds me of me, except I'm trying stop.
No.9179
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27080700/
>didn't even get banned for these extreme shenanigans
wew
No.9182
>>9178
You mentioned him being afraid, which strikes a curiosity as in his passages, he has not mentioned anything referring to fear. More of a lacking of experience or an acknowledged detachment from the possibly, repeated rejections. He does mention "only acceptance". I do not think that such an acceptance came from fear itself.
People eventually reach a point where they are so grounded that they can't think of any other alternative and that this is what they have and will ever get or achieve. While he does not relish the position that he is in, even going so far as to label himself as a leper of society, he feels powerless to change his current predicament and that is a more terrifying thing, I think.
No.9183
>>9182
>this is why it seems so natural to so many people while we're left behind just standing and waiting, not knowing what to do and being afraid to move
>afraid to move
>mentions "we" in the same sentence
Maybe I'm misinterpreting, but it seems like he's also trying to justify himself by trying to apply himself to a group, so he doesn't feel particularly bad about himself.
I don't really know what to think, I don't like the post at all. It's like that type of post that says nothing with its words.
No.9184
>>9152
>I have made friends
I think this is great news if you manage to open up to them. Good luck.
No.9185
>bandage made a lewd thread with that purple haired bitch
No.9186
>>9185
NO I DIDN'T
DIE
Any time someone posts a picture that I have an exact copy of, I check it through the r9k archive and see if the 13 digit 4chan filename matches the one that my uploaded files get when I post them. I checked here, too
Luckily, none of them matched.
No.9187
>report lewd thread
>gets deleted immediately
>tfw Janny literally loves me
No.9188
>>9186
Do you know how tempted I am to shitpost with your images now.
No.9189
>>9188
this is why I never wanted to share my Karen folder and I regret trusting you
No.9190
>>9189
You shouldn't lie to me like that.
No.9191
File: 1457739205506.png (933.57 KB, 1286x749, 1286:749, Screenshot 2016-02-26 06.2….png)
>>9190
L-Lie about what?! I lied about nothing!
No.9192
>>9191
I SAID DON'T LIE TO ME BANDAGE.
No.9193
File: 1457739423725.png (766.28 KB, 1286x749, 1286:749, Screenshot 2016-02-26 06.5….png)
>>9192
W-W-What are you accusing me of lying about?!??!
No.9194
>>9193
YOU'RE LYING ABOUT REGRETTING TRUSTING ME. I KNOW IT. SO SHUT UP.
No.9195
>watch videos of live concerts
>the singers are actually horrible live almost all the time
>makes me feel better about my singing
Normally I compare my voice to the studio versions of songs, which I guess I realise now is an unfair battle
No.9196
File: 1457741128288.png (935.17 KB, 1286x749, 1286:749, Screenshot 2016-02-26 06.2….png)
>>9194
And yes, you're right, because I know you would never abuse my trust like that
No.9197
>>9196
>tfw I literally just went out of my way to buy a present in SDV for the blonde girl that is kinda tsundere kinda stacy
No.9198
File: 1457741863630.png (1.32 MB, 1286x749, 1286:749, Screenshot 2016-02-26 07.0….png)
>>9197
>just confessed my honest embarrassing feelings
>blew it off and talked about starjew gallery
ch-chad hidoi yo……..
No.9199
>>9198
Why would there be anything embarrassing about saying you trust me?
No.9200
>>9199
Why wouldn't there be?!
No.9201
>>9200
Because there's nothing embarrassing about trusting a friend.
No.9206
>>9205
(testing if this works lmao)
No.9208
>>9207
it's not spam when it's Karen
You sure do have a different taste in Karen pictures from me
No.9209
>>9208
Do you really want someone to have the same taste as you? I mean let's be real here.
No.9210
File: 1457744936419.png (1.01 MB, 1286x749, 1286:749, Screenshot 2016-02-26 06.5….png)
>>9209
Not really, but I do have Yukari and Chiruchiru now anyway though
I'm afraid of posting Chiruchiru here for some reason
No.9211
>>9210
>tfw I posted in your chiruchiru threads sometimes
No.9212
File: 1457745580745.png (932.63 KB, 1286x749, 1286:749, Screenshot 2016-02-26 06.2….png)
>>9211
Were you being gross?
Did you know it was me?
How did I reply?
>tfw too lazy to crop every Chiruchiru image
No.9213
>>9212
No no and I don't remember.
No.9214
File: 1457745862921.png (1.34 MB, 1286x749, 1286:749, Screenshot 2016-02-26 07.0….png)
>>9213
You better not have been a shitposting fool, I really liked those threads and wanted them to be nice.
No.9215
>>9214
I'm sure I shitposted in them at some point. I shitpost a lot. What are you gonna do about it nerd.
No.9217
>>9216
What if I told you I was that one shitposter that ALWAYS came to the threads? Would you believe me?
No.9218
>TFW FINALLY GOT A GOOD RECORDING AND IT RANDOMLY STOPPED HALFWAY THROUGH
>>9217
There's too many possible people so I have no idea if I would believe you or not
No.9219
>>9218
Well I only posted in a couple of them anyway. So it's not like it matters.
No.9220
You guys ever wonder if you might actually be mentally retarded but you never noticed because you're retarded and no one ever told you because they didn't want to hurt your feelings or whatever BS?
No.9221
File: 1457748530780.jpg (609.84 KB, 1023x768, 341:256, 282707906d19cf18ea3837d29d….jpg)
>>9220
Ohayou
You aren't retarded, and if you were I would tell you because I'm mean
For some reason it took me a while to notice that you're super cool and I like you
No.9222
>>9220
Do I really seem like the kind of person that wouldn'tve told you by now because I didn't want to hurt your feelings? Think about it.
No.9223
>>9221
>>9222
I wasn't really trying to say I was retarded, I suppose I just should have asked if retarded people know they're retarded, on the other hand I wonder if you could even tell someone was retarded on the internet and I have actually convinced myself I was retarded in the past
>>9221
Ohayou Bandage!
Anything good happen today?
also maybe rather than you noticing I've just changed recently, I don't really know
No.9224
>>9223
>ohayous cabbage but not me
Wow rude. I'm going back to vidya.
No.9225
I BET IT'S ONE OF YOU THAT KEEPS CALLING ME A 34 YEAR OLD PEDO
>>9223
I had a good singing day. No good recordings, really, but I had a lot of fun.
Did you have any cool dreams?
>changed
how desu ka?
No.9226
>>9224
>expects an ohayou when he doesn't ohayou himself
Frickin' nerd maybe you should be a good friend like me and wish your friends a good morning like I do
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No.9227
>>9224
He ohayou'd me first you damn nerd
Ohayou Yuianon, I hope you do well in your game
>>9225
I don't dream much actually, or remember it whatever the case I didn't have any today. Usually when I do have one it's a spooky sleep paralysis thing which is only like half a dream, hard to explain
Also I don't really know I was just throwing it out ther, I guess there's the fact that I'm actually showing some interest in doing something for myself even if It's taking me forever to actually do it
No.9228
>>9227
My dreams are always ridiculous goofy dreams. Kinda fitting for me, I guess.
>sleep paralysis
Do you actually mean this? Because real sleep paralysis is really frightening
>it's taking me forever
just do it
>tfw I'm actually showing some interest in making friends
or more like just admitting to it and actually trying for once
>tfw we're gonna do good
>tfw we're gonna make it
No.9229
>>9228
Yes I mean actual sleep paralysis and I hate it. I have it happen to me every couple months basically. Have you ever had it happen?
>tfw I used to have a "just do it" edit of Sakurako before I lost all my pictures
No.9230
>>9229
Sounds horrible, sorry you have to go through that.
Never had it happen to me once, thankfully.
>not saving all your important avataring pictures on some cloud service
fam. . . . .
>tfw can Karen post from any PC any time
Why did you graduate, by the way? If it's okay to ask
No.9231
>>9229
>not having friends that save the same pictures you use
jk u do
No.9232
>>9231
steal from*
mooch off of*
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No.9233
>>9232
Hey check out this totally original Karen I got myself and not from you.
No.9235
>>9234
Wow why would you save my Karens then rename it to make it look like your own?
No.9236
>>9235
rare karen special 4 u
hardly ever used
mint conditioner
No.9237
>>9230
It's okay dude, I mean it sucks when it happens but most days I don't even think about it.
I assume you're why didn't I graduate, I don't have any issues with you asking me but I don't really understand it all that well myself or have a good answer. I mean I never really had that hard of a time when I actually did my work well I kind of suck at English but that's mostly because of my handwriting which is really,really bad I guess I just didn't care about anything, I had adopted this really shitty nihilistic mindset, I never thought about the future or anything I just decided I didn't care and I don't know if I'll ever understand why. Sorry my answer sucks
No.9239
>>9236
Rare special Karen just 4 u in returned.
No.9240
>>9237
Your answer didn't suck, I can relate. I got kicked out of school 11th grade because I refused to do any work or even tests because I also just didn't care for whatever reason. Now I'm skipping college classes every day more so because I'm overwhelmed and am just so lazy.
How far did you get?
>>9239
i'm breaking up with you
No.9241
>>9240
>implying implications
No.9242
>>9241
i'm serious
we're through
i'm with brat now
No.9243
>>9242
>implying even more implications
No.9244
>>9243
i'm literally really actually for actual serious
No.9245
>>9240
>how far did you get
That's a bit complicated, I believe I ended up getting barley enough credits to be a sophomore. In my actual sophomore year it was basically forced on me to change to an alternative highschool, technically I was only suspended into the end of the year but they made it pretty clear that was where I had to go if I didn't want to get expelled. I went to the alt. School on and off until like halfway through what was supposed to be my Junior year before throwing in the towel completely.
Actually on second thought I didn't need t go into that much detail
Tl;Dr I dropped out Junior year with sophomore credits
No.9246
>>9244
>this many implications
No.9247
>>9245
Oh, that's earlier than I would have thought. How much do you need to know for the GED? Did you learn all the stuff in school?
>I didn't need to go into that much detail
Calm down
No.9249
>>9247
You need to know everything from highschool I think, at least on paper you're supposed to have to.
The thing is I didn't learn shit in highschool but whenever I did those state required test things I always scored pretty high I'm good at BSing through multiple choice I guess
I think I'm probably going to have to go over a lot of stuff I never learned.
No.9251
>>9249
Well, knowing the school system, "everything from high school" is probably not actually everything from high school at all. I was forced into calculus in 12th grade, because it was the only maths course I hadn't taken yet. Yet there was also 12th graders that were in Algebra 2, which I took freshman year, and they still got a diploma that's as good as mine. So I imagine the GED will be closer geared towards those who weren't good at school in order to be "fair."
You should be fine if you just brush up on stuff. Are you gonna go to like GED classes to help you study for it?
What are you gonna do today?
>>9250
>
No.9252
>>9251
I don't know yet, I have to go into the place first and take a test to figure out if I need to do classes or if I can just take it whatever it may be.
It's already midnight and it's the weekend so I don't really think there's anything I can do, well maybe tomorrow morning I could walk around or go to a store or something to work on my social stuff or I could look for these "pre-GED" workbooks that I probably still have somewhere from a year or two ago. I don't know though
No.9253
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wew gotta get up in 4 hours
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No.9255
>>9254
Awoos are now banned.
No.9257
>>9256
I really don't want to.
No.9258
>>9257
What are you doing in 4 hours anyway, work? You should probably try to get at least a couple hours in if that's the case.
No.9259
>>9258
Yeah. Work. I don't really see the point though. I don't want to do it anymore. I'm gaining nothing. I just want to quit and be done with it.
No.9260
>>9259
You don't actually get paid there right, sorry if I've misunderstood but you were volunteering hoping to get hired at some point right?
Regardless I can't really advise giving up, especially not when other factors going on in your life might be affecting your decision, have you been trying to get hired anywhere else in the mean time? Maybe you could start doing that or redoubling your efforts if you already have been.
No.9261
>>9259
Oh and also if you're going to quit please make sure to do it properly instead of just not showing up or quoting suddenly, I'm not familiar with how everything works with stuff like this but I thought you list old jobs/employers on applications as references
No.9262
>>9184
well its you guys, so I haven't really, tbh don't plan to
>>9181
You always make me kek fam
>>9259
Hey senpai you know what's banned???????????
giving up
No.9263
>>9260
It's forced volunteering. My family is on foodstamps. I don't have any dependents (children/etc.) so in order to keep food stamps, I have to work where they (DFS) tell me to for 49 hours a month. Realistically I can't quit because then we go hungry. And there is nowhere to get hired. I've even applied at fast food. Plus, they already know this month is my last month there anyway.
>>9262
For you guys.
No.9264
>>9263
Oh no no no fampai, you can't except yourself from your own rules, this isn't congress, you aren't allowed to give up ITS LITERALLY BANNED
No.9265
>>9264
I made the rules so of course I'm above them. All of them. I'm kind of a hypocrite.
No.9266
>>9259
You've shared some pretty personal stuff with us tbh
>>9263
That sucks dude, I don't really know how reapplying for jobs works but even though it's probably pointless and they already declined you before there's no harm in trying as often as you can. Honestly I feel kind of silly giving advice here because I'm clueless and might be saying redundant stuff but you know.
>>9265
>For you guys
>mfw you think we're going to let you cop-out
No.9267
>>9265
Well too bad, it's banned you can't give up baka
No.9268
>>9263
I can understand being frustrated, your situation is absurdly unjust. I would really agitate to move to another town or city. Would you be willing to move without your mom?
>>9262
>well its you guys
Adorable fag. Get friends who make you want to be heard. If that means talking with Yuianon and his normie cohort while playing video games that's plenty.
No.9269
>>9266
Here they keep it on record for x months depending on the place. You literally have to know someone anywhere here in town. It's the downfall of comfy rural living.
>>9267
>mfw either of you think you have any say in the matter
>>9268
I can't afford to move, with or without her. At all. Frustrated doesn't even begin.
No.9270
>>9269
>mfw you don't think we will revolt
>mfw you think you're prepared for me and Kranon's beta uprising
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No.9271
>>9269
If you could afford to move, would you do it?
No.9272
>>9271
If I thought it would help and had somewhere to go, in a heartbeat.
No.9273
I'm going to bed now. Seriously consider >>9271
No.9275
>>9272
I'll think about this. Goodnight.
No.9277
>>9268
Getting friends won't make me want to suddenly talk. I already tried the sharing thing with you guys, I didn't like it, I'm not doing it anymore.
>>9269
>>9270
Don't think we wont over throw you chad, we will, we can install brat or bandage as our new chad, so don't give up its banned.
No.9278
I hate sleeping and wish I could stay awake forever
>>9252
If you don't have any plans, do you wanna go on a date? (^:
>>9262
Good. I'm glad.
No.9279
>>9278
Its march 12th, literally right above your post you dumb :^)
No.9280
>>9278
Also yeah I don't like sleeping much either, considering I rarely have dreams it just feels like wasing time on nothing
No.9281
>>9278
>>9280
What's wrong with you nerds, sleeping is literally the best, I would sleep forever of I could.
No.9282
>>9279
>>9280
>muster up all my courage
>risk embarrassing myself hardcore
>putting everything on the line
>get BTFO
No.9283
>>9281
Sometimes I enjoy it but usually it just gets in the way of me shitposting and other important things
>>9282
How would you even go on an internet date?
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No.9284
>>9281
I'd rather be awake so I can spend time with you guys
>>9283
_I don't even know__
No.9285
>>9284
Let me know when you puzzle it out fam
No.9286
>>9282
That sucks, sorry you got shot down chad
>>9283
>>9284
tbh you guys are about the only reason I even bother waking up
No.9287
>>9285
Let's watch a cute romance movie/anime together
>>9286
>tfw can't make kranon happy 24/7
No.9288
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No.9289
>>9287
That sounds alright but I've never watched something with someone before so you'll have to tell me how you go about it
I think you already knew that I don't have a real computer but I'll say it again just in case
No.9290
>>9289
I knew, but I forgot.
Do you have anything where you could stream Crunchyroll or Netflix or Hulu on a TV? Like a game console that has those apps?
No.9291
>>9290
Do you mean just like stream at the same time and chat on Skype or ventrillo or something?
But to answer your question I do have a 360 I can probably use to stream with
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No.9292
>>9291
Yeah, that's what I was getting at. If you don't have any of those subscriptions I can always just share my account deets.
Or if you can think of something else you'd want to do for our FIRST DATE that's cool, too
No.9293
>>9292
Nah that's fine. Do you want my email or should I just recover my Skype/make a new one?
I think I had you added on the old one but you've probably taken me off by now
No.9294
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>>9293
>I think I had you added
That's gonna possibly make me feel really weird because I had no idea who you were the whole time. But at the same time, now I'm really curious.
But yeah use Skype, my emails never work that well for some reason.
No.9295
>>9294
We only ever had like one conversation anyway, I think I sent you a message but tell me your Skype name if you didn't get it
No.9296
>>9291
>>9292
>>9293
Wow look at these gays.
No.9297
>>9295
Nope, didn't get it. You just have to send a contact request I'm pretty sure anyway bandage.bandaid
also sorry I keep falling asleep, I should be up for good now though
No.9298
>>9296
oh and ur just jealous lmao
No.9299
>tfw bratposter is actually a sweetie pie qt
>tfw said we shouldn't be obnoxious on the board about this kind of stuff
>tfw being obnoxious about it anyway
No.9300
>>9298
>implying I couldn't get easy dick if I wanted it
No.9301
>>9287
Y you too its futile though, I don't know how to be
>>9288
What fam????
>>9300
>get easy dick
>dick
Chad has transcended beyond chad, he is a mega chad that can pull literally anyone he wants, he probably has a harem of traps
No.9302
>>9300
>implying bratposter is easy
kill yourself die drop dead fucker
No.9303
>>9301
I don't know, I just thought that post was a bit of a bummer
Here's a visual representation of you getting dragged out of bed though
No.9304
>>9301
A degenerate guy would be easier to get than a grill tbh.
>>9302
I never said bratposter was easy. I'm saying I could get it easy if I wanted. Wow little defensive huh. Do you know something we don't about brat (^:
No.9305
>>9302
Whoa fam that's pretty harsh are you in love with the him????????????????????????
Looks like board owner won't be the one to bring down the board with romantic drama
>>9303
Oh I guess, sorry for bringing you down its true though, I would be drinking in bed without you guys
That pic is pretty accurate, enjoy your date fam (^^:
>>9304
You would know mega chad
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No.9306
No.9307
>>9306
How would I know????!?!!?????????????????!?!!!?!?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
No.9308
>>9305
>tfw finding it hard to deny I can be kind of chad sometimes now
This is a strange feel.
>>9306
Baby don't hurt me
No.9309
>>9307
Wow………..
>>9308
This Chad gets it
>>9305
AND DONT STEAL MY IMAGES
No.9310
>>9309
>tfw I know all of the musics
No.9313
I'm getting excited for the new thread guys, 60 post to go
No.9314
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No.9316
>Yuianon speculated that nobody on the board was gay
>turns out that 3/6 regular posters are (probably)
Also, Bandage, would you still date BT?
>>9313
I always fail to realize when there's a new thread unless I have to make a post and I wait for a dead thread to update for thirty minutes.
No.9317
>>9316
I sat in a dead thread for a whole day once and it made me autistically watch the post counter, hence why I make so many of the threads now
No.9318
>>9316
>implying I didn't know you all were secretly knobgobblers
No.9319
>>9298
>ur just jealous
I am.
>>9318
How much money would you need to move? Where would you go?
No.9320
>>9319
Depends on where I move to, and I have no idea. Ideally enough for one or two months of living expenses so I don't have to mooch off anyone while I look for a job.
No.9321
Paypal is such a piece of shit. No other website has made me want to shoot myself in the head so much.
No.9322
>tfw just got the surprise best girl to 10 hearts
>do her 10 heart event
>the next day the weather forecast says it's going to rain
A L L S M I L E S L A D S
No.9323
>>9321
Why do I sense danger.
No.9324
>>9323
I worked on and off for a year when I lived with my parents, and I also life guarded in high school. I can afford to send you a couple thousand dollars if you decide which city you want to move to and how much money you'll need. You probably wouldn't have more than a couple of months living frugally and so you would need to apply for as many jobs as possible while you can. I would expect you to repay me in two years.
No.9326
>>9316
No that would be really mean and unfair to bratposter. I tried very hard with BT for a long time and there's only so much one can take before either needing or wanting to move on. I would still feel upset/jealous if she started dating someone else though, honestly.
>>9319
This might be insensitive and obnoxious and rude to post, so I'm gonna spoiler it. Also it's just me kinda rambling.
I don't blame you. He's actually a super sweet, snuggly cutie pie and we get along really well. We both mentioned how neither of us really properly talked to each other before, and it made me realise again just how bad of a poster + friend I've been. In the past few days, I've talked to him a lot more and it made me curious. Then we watched 3 episodes of Boku wa Monogatari together and I realised he's really comfortable to be around. We just hit it off really well and I'm happy I took a chance. I didn't actually mean much when I asked him to watch something with me and I figured he would just be like "lol no fag." But no, and now we're gonna go on lots of more dates. (^: We talked all day long until he went to bed and I didn't feel nervous at all except when we first started watching anime together.
>tfw he'll read this and get embarrassed and it will be cute
>>9324
I get you're trying to help but if I were in his position, I wouldn't like being offered that. I would feel bad declining, or I would think you're just messing with me, and it would be a lot of pressure to actually go through with everything and be satisfied.
No.9327
>>9326
>that spoilertext
:(
I'm actually hoping Yuianon declines. It's an extremely poor decision on my part financially. I hate owing people things and I hate it when people feel like they owe me things.
>>9325
If you do decide to go through with it, please actually move and try to find a job. I would rather not lend you money until you had somewhat concrete plans.
No.9328
>>9327
>legitimately thinking I'd take it
>actually thinking I'd let you waste money on me
No.9330
Help. Best girl being cute again.
No.9331
>>9328
The money might be a waste. It's hard to live frugally with food expenses without a freezer, and freezers cost money. It's also hard to find a job in two months, even if you spend all day filling out applications. Most cities are difficult to live in without cars, too.
>>9329
This post made me want to kill myself.
No.9332
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A
C U T E
Spoilered for MAXIMUM LEWD
>>9331
Mostly it's the fact that I have no idea when if ever I'd be able to pay you back. Plus you should put it to better use on yourself.
No.9333
>>9331
Please be exaggerating
Also sorry
No.9334
Oh my god you can kiss them at any given moment as many times as you want.
No.9335
>>9333
Don't worry about it.
No.9336
>>9334
I checked out the game on steam but decided not to get it because the game is ugly
No.9337
>>9336
>he's a graphics normie
No.9338
>>9337
>implying good graphics don't enhance atmosphere
>implying good graphics don't show how much effort was put into the game
>implying graphics don't count as a factor whenever you're on the fence about buying a game or not
A game about comfort can't be comfy if I'm constantly thinking "this is an eyesore" or "what is this supposed to be"
No.9342
>>9340
You are a human. A very unique and interesting human that is very caring on a deep level. The only reason I came back again is because you talked to me in that thread on r9k, and now I feel happier than ever, so thank you.
No.9344
>>9343
Sorry I didn't realise you feeling pretty hard when I typed that.
You don't have to be fun, but it's not like you aren't fun to begin with. You keep becoming more and more fun every day, and I like how relaxed you are now. But like I said you don't have to be fun anyway. Just like people don't have to be smart. Dumb people can have other traits that make them great and valuable, and this applies to non-fun people too.
Also your sense of humour is hard to counter and work with because you kinda have this aura to you that seems like you're on another level. You're like a really cool idol or TV character. I look up to you. You're a little hard to read at least for me, so maybe you should be more direct about things. I'm pretty sure everyone here would like to have fun with you and share laughs and good times.
No.9345
Board owner chan is a bretty cool guy. He selflessly doles out advice and doesn't afraid of anything. Definitely helped more people than I have I think.
I missed a bunch of posts though because farman so there.
No.9348
>>9347
Quit being dumb fam. You'll be fine.
No.9349
>>9326
bretty qt fam (^^:
>>9330
This game was made for you corn cuck
>>9341
>>9347
>I feel like a gimmick
Me too. Everyone I've met have kept me around just to make jokes about me.
>I'm not very funny or spontaneous
Me niether, and tbh I only just realized it recently
>memorable experiences
Ye it's the only things my last friend will talk about.
Fam just relax, we all suck at being friends and being social minus mega chad yui. I like you alot, I like all of you. I don't think any of you are messing up or being a bad friend. I do really mean it this board is why I even bother getting out if bed. You have helped us more than you think.now I realize this is all sappy so sorry
No.9350
>>9349
So how's school going?
No.9351
>>9350
It's fine, go to bed mega chad
No.9352
>>9351
So have you actually been going though?
No.9355
No.9356
>>9352
It was spring break this week so no
No.9358
>>9347
There's a lot of deleted post going on here but it seems to me like you really don't like yourself right now, you already know from before that I feel the same way a lot of the time. None of us really have a lot of friends or anything but I think everyone here really likes having you around, I know I do. You may not be the life of the party or anything but I really don't think any of us are. I could go on about how smart you are and how much your advice has helped me but I know when you feel like that you're just going to deny and downplay everything positive.
I don't really have anything good to tell you just that everyone here likes you so there must be something about yourself that you can't see or accept. Forcibly changing yourself to be an "lol so randumb" guy isn't going to help you or make you happy, you should just work on figuring out what you already have that makes you cool and work on it
No.9359
>>9341
>>9347
Even though you feel like you're absolute nothing right now, stick around. I do not think that there is anything nothing wrong with you or your personality. Only thing that is wrong is the way that you are thinking right now.
I'm pretty sure that I can say for everyone in this small committee that we enjoy your company and appreciate the wisdom of your words when you display them. So stick around.
>>9349
You've made me laugh countless times before though. No one is funny or spontaneous 24/7. It's always "in the moment" thing.
No.9360
>>9359
I have? I don't believe you tbh. I have made more terrible unfunny jokes than I have good ones.
is that capture really that funny?it seems pretty weak to me
No.9361
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>>9359
Except for me. I'm always funny.
No.9362
>tfw comfy foraging, mining, fishing in winter
I need pictures of cute girls with scarves/winter apparel and steaming coffee mugs.
STAT.
No.9363
>>9362
>tfw winter is over
No.9365
>>9364
Fug you, I'm not going to post comfy winter pics then mega chad
No.9366
>>9363
>tfw hot at work all the time now
No.9368
>>9366
I wouldn't actually know if it was getting hot if I wasn't for my autistic obsession for weather and reading the weather map every few hours. I haven't been out of the house in weeks.
>>9367
Of course i am how dare you get happy it's getting warm, you are a terrible person mega chad
No.9369
>>9368
tbh you don't know what it's like to be a rainfag fam, we don't even get a whole season for our bullshit like snowfags and sunfags.
Czech ur privilege
No.9370
>>9360
I'm not lying. No one expects anyone to be funny all the time. We all make good and terrible jokes all the time, even comedians. You are expecting too much from yourself.
It's funny to me.
No.9371
>>9369
Our springs are nonstop rain.it's been raining for over a week here pretty hard and will only get heavier.but yeah I guess even a little bit of snow is nicer than none. Fuck the sun though.
Rainfag? Florida, northwest? you don't have to tell me just curious
No.9372
>>9371
I'm not sure what liking rain has to do with where I live but I'm in New England actually. We don't really get all that much rain I wish we did though
No.9373
>>9370
I still expect myself to be, it might be wrong but it's all I have, if I'm not being funny what's the point in talking???
>>9372
Oh I miss read you, I thought you meant you were a Rainfag as in that's where you live, northwest and Florida are famously super rainy all year. Rain is super comfy in the spring and bretty cool thunderstorms in summer but nothing beats snow fam.
is new England comfy?? I Stare at in Google maps all the time. Do you have a Boston accent?
No.9374
>>9373
Blog incoming tbh
It depends really, way back when I was in like elementary school I lived in Maine and we lived in a pretty comfy place with a big yard and woods. Right now though in a pretty shitty town in NH nothing really comfy about it even the place I used to live in when I was in Michigan was more comfy but the state itself is still comfy I guess
I don't have a Boston accent or any accent as far as I know but I really love that accent and even though it was very hard to be around so many people I really liked Boston when I visited my family member there last year
No.9375
>>9374
Sounds nice fam. Maine looks so comfy. Have you lived on the coast? Sorry for asking so much.
I have only heard you say like 5 word so I can't say, you could have a general NE England Accent its like an extension of the Boston accent without the extreme pronunciations and things like saying wicked.
No.9376
>>9375
You're fine, questions like this don't really bother me at all.
I never lived on the coast but I'm not THAT far from it. It's like an hour drive max I think, it's been awhile though.
Maybe I do have one I probably couldn't tell but I honestly don't think I do, I do say wicked with normal pronunciation occasionally though, it's kind of a dumb word
No.9377
No.9378
>>9376
Must be nice, the only body of water near me is a polluted river.
General new England Accent is alot like general American, it sounds accentless but it has some traits to it like no northern vowel shift and vowel distinction. Thats pretty wicked that you say wicked, I like it because it's dumb
No.9379
>>9373
>if I'm not being funny what's the point in talking?
Pretty sure it's annoying to tolerate a people trying to be funny all the time. You aren't here to solely in the service of others.
No.9384
>>9383
Have fun making the next thread nerd boys