dbd6d3 No.28428
Have you ever seen the inside of a men's bathroom?
Whats the worst men's bathroom you've ever seen?
I've seen a few in my day, the worst one was
>at a gas station
>need to pee
>female bathroom door almost literally taped shut
>apprehensively enter men's bathroom to see if i can't go quick before anyone else enters
>trash everywhere
>sexual graffiti everywhere
>none of the stalls had doors
>and there was even a glory hole.
I decided then that I could probably hold it until we got to the better rest-stop.
234ef4 No.28437
4d75d4 No.28444
I've never had a bad experience in a men's bathroom, but I'm interested in this thread ahahah.
9a39f8 No.28452
97a92e No.28457
So sexual graffiti and glory holes aren't common in women bathrooms?
51e545 No.28460
If the men's bathroom was that bad, how bad must the woman's bathroom have been for them to consider closing it off?
a0bfd8 No.28466
nah, if pretty much every female I've travelled with is to be believed, women's bathrooms in similar places are also fairly disgusting. any bathroom which isn't regularly cleaned and maintained is not going to look or smell nice, regardless of which gender uses it
017d40 No.28472
>high school
>there's a really old shitty wing to the south where all the boom boom classes are
>have to travel there for one class
>need to take care of lady business
>girls bathroom closed b/c overflow or something
>apprehensive about going into the boy's b/c boyfriend told me it was worse than most gas stations and it looked like I might get shanked
>walk in
>smells like piss
>piss is all over the floor
>all urinals are unflushed with so much pee they're orange
>go into first stall
>toiletpaper crammed down the toilet
>shit resting on the rim
>go to second stall, flush, take care of business
>walk out without washing my hands and some cholo was staring at me
a0bfd8 No.28483
>>28472yeah, school bathrooms are without exception awful. if I had to shit during or after my last couple classes of the day, I tried to hold it in till I got home
with varying degrees of success dbd6d3 No.28521
>>28466actually when you have a business with lazy employees they sometimes favor bathrooms of their own sex. Usually keeping the bathrooms they use cleaner.
ab7a54 No.28528
come on don't act like if there is none lesbian sexual graffity in girls bathroom
e66329 No.28542
>tfw a girl will never be so desperate to take a shit/piss she will do it in your face
feels bad man
97a92e No.28571
>>28466Girls also throw their own shits into the ceiling?
1d4b88 No.28575
>>28428>women try to pee without touching seatevery fucking time
e5fd74 No.28580
>>28575I've never understood this logic. I've never tried to pee without touching the seat, or used one of those weird 'seat protectors' down on the toilet.
307749 No.28667
>>28580It is a self perpetuating practice
>Don't want to sit on the yucky toilet seat which is covered in pee>Hover over it and spray pee everywhere a71031 No.28722
>>28472
>Blames gross bathroom on men and not Mexicans 0f9b44 No.28723
>>28580B-but there's usually pee on the seats.
I literally cannot sit on a tolit seat without some barrier, unless it's my house, or a place I know to be clean.
e39cda No.28728
>>28667>>28723Man I sure love my penis right now
8a89fa No.28730
>>28542Why should she Piss on your face when she could Piss on the floor?
I'll post some gifs tomorow
0f9b44 No.28762
>>28728Have fun stepping and falling on piss.
307749 No.28765
>>28723See
>>28667>>28728Like every guy I've ever talked fetishes about found girls peeing a turn on, I've always been curious what the allure of it is. I mean, its just pee, you do it too.
8a89fa No.28770
>>28765Girls pee is cuter
307749 No.28771
>>28770But why? I want to know.
d19601 No.28772
I've seen sexual graffiti, rude graffiti, smelly pissy urinals, vomit and passed out people.
I've also had bad female roommates and heard horror stories about women's bathrooms that blow away anything I've seen in men's bathrooms.
edfa82 No.28774
>>28428I just want to say it's not our fault. I've worked maintenance jobs long enough to know that women's bathrooms get cleaned at least twice as often in most establishments, often a lot more. Because, to put it simply, women are much more likely to complain about it, whereas men are just not going to care…because we've been socially conditioned to be that way. Women are conditioned to be picky, men are conditioned to think they are gross and thus shouldn't mind if things around them are gross.
Seriously that bathroom probably wasn't cleaned in a loooong time.
>sexual graffiti everywhere>none of the stalls had doorsNow, THAT I can't explain, it sounds like…
>glory holeThat explains it. Do not ever use gay bathrooms. Don't even buy non-packaged things from convenience stores with them. I'm serious, for your own health just go to the next store. Gloryhole = massive, HUGE red flag.
Also,
cool story related to my fetish d19601 No.28776
>>28771It's a sexual domination thing.
It's not like they want to pour just any kind of pee on themselves. But a woman's wet privates leaking on them with the woman being all turned on, kinky and sexually aggressive would turn them on a lot.
It's the same thing for women turned on by being dominated. If they spanked themselves or whatever it just wouldn't work.
2f6f6d No.28779
Having cleaned many bathrooms, I can say that, hands down, women's bathrooms are nastier than men's.
8a89fa No.28782
>>28771Ok, I'll try to explain it to you as good as possible, even though K don't have this fetish. Or at least not that much.
The girls bathroom is taboo for many men. They have never ever seen how girls pee. At first it's a general interest by many men to watch girls peeing. Because peeing is actually something dirty, you wouldn't expect girls doing it.
Therefor it's very embarassing for women to talk openly about peeing (or they don't talk about it as openly as men).
For men it's something special to see a girl peeing. They don't expect it to be as harsh and dirty as men peeing. It's like a decent business for them.
Moreover, many men like the body fluids of women. They love to lick women. I do, too. And pee is connected with the body fluid fetish. Since women pee is so uncommon, men estimate it as something desireable, good smelling and interesting. Maybe some men always wanted to know how womens pee taste or smell like.
This interest evolved to a fetish, and so on and you know the rest.
307749 No.28783
>>28782Thanks, that was very enlightening
edfa82 No.28786
>>28765Our parts are different.
It's the most sexual thing that isn't actually some form of sexual practice.
>>28776>>28782Speak for yourselves, any given concrete fetish has loads and loads of disparate abstract and/or situational factors.
>>28771To me it's really because you see a variety of emotions women are trained not to display very much. Embarrassment is sexy because…it's genuine. Desperation is sexy because…it's vulnerable. It's not that I want to see women frail or upset or degraded or any of that other sadistic stuff, I'm just attracted to personal and internal struggle, and no one really seems to try to do difficult things anymore.
I'm attracted to athletic women, especially those who do very acrobatic or stamina-dependent things. I actually had to stop running marathons because noticing women wetting themselves while running, because they were devoted to the running, was too much stimulation and it's difficult to conceal or run with an erection, especially in athletic shorts.
But then, I'm also into undinism. Not that I'm attracted to liquids themselves, but women and liquids together is just my thing.
a71031 No.28790
>>28783In the fedora sense?
1ff514 No.28793
>>28790>tips hipster sexuality 8a89fa No.28796
>>28783So would you be ok now with using
>>28542 as toilet?
c37c6b No.28944
>>28771Penises are superior tools for urinating. This is indisputible. Not having a penis means you have inferior tools, but you're going to do it anyway. The appearance of weakness (lack of proficiency/flexibility) and the determination to do it anyway are endearing. Seeing a woman urinate makes me want to put my arms around her and protect her, and put a baby inside her and protect it too.
Seeing a woman piss makes me feel more like a big strong man than shooting a gun or fighting.
1e9175 No.28953
e39cda No.28972
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2a7ab4 No.30363
>>28944what the actual fuck
ad90df No.30529
>>28944As much as I don't understand the piss thing, I get what he's saying. I remember seeing some random camwhore on inferiorchan posting gifs. Clumsy as fuck. Stumbling and collapsing as she was trying to pose. I believe she said she found the experience humiliating. Oddly arousing.
Should've saved those gifs.
283fed No.30539
0c9573 No.30556
>>28765I don't know, I'm female and I like piss too, and I hear lots of girls (here, not in real life) say they like it too. I don't think it's really a specific thing about guys liking girls peeing so much as it just a general enjoyment of it. I don't really know exactly what it is, I just like piss. Though I love when guys piss on stuff that's not a toilet, as if they're marking their territory, so maybe the domination aspect of it is part of it. I watch videos of girls peeing too sometimes but it's not usually as appealing as the male, with the squatting and messiness.
e497a6 No.30586
>>30556I want to pee on you.
d5d8ac No.30606
God sakes, more and more I wonder where most of the people on this site live.
The worst bathroom I ever saw was boy's in High School. They had no stall doors.. supposedly because someone kept damaging them and taking them down.
e497a6 No.30634
Oh yeah that reminds me.
>work at my college
>usually at college for around ten hours due to work and classes
>need to take a piss really bad
>go to the men's bathroom
>piss all over the floors
>some guy is blowing his nose in the sink
>see people walk out without washing their hands
>do the deed and wash up
>as I'm about to leave notice a sign on the door
>"Do you wash your hands before you leave the bathroom?"
>someone took a pen and wrote a reply
>"No"
>mfw
5a6df9 No.30777
All the mens rooms ive been to have been disgusting.
I would say the worst was my middle school no stall doors and guys just sat in there during break jacking off.
d6eb83 No.30794
Sucks to be you faggots who live in shit countries with shitty toilets
d6eb83 No.30796
>>28782I can confirm.
I need to find a qt that is willing to piss in my face
3b1f14 No.31143
>working at subway
>have to clean bathrooms, even the male bathrooms
>everyday, feces on the rim, piss on the floor and seat
>one day even found semen stuck to the inside of the toilet
It's pretty nasty
d3f414 No.31459
Sister was telling me some girl in the girl bathroom was putting up Nazi swaztikas and what not and she asked me if it was me that did it.
Also Pyramids of the Illuminati and edgy shit too.
So its probably some edgy girl.
ebc04b No.31619
>worked at large gas station 9+ months
>truckers
>strip club next door
>truckers polite
>strippers (mostly) entitled bitches who make faces at me for looking lesb and whine aaaall the time
>clean both bathrooms erryday
>women's bloody tampons on floors, piss on seats, makeup on mirrors, toilet paper/paper towels eeeeverywhere, senseless graffiti, handicapped stall sometimes had shit on the wall/floor, bitch at me when it's closed for cleaning
>men's, bit of shaving cream/hair on sink, toilet backed up maybe twice, men wait patiently outside while cleaning in progress, worst was when a black dude left and tobacco from the blunt he bought was all over the toilet/floor
Guess he couldn't wait to get home to pack it.
The women's bathroom was always worse.
3604ca No.31626
>>28580I make toilet paper seat covers if there are no seat covers. If there are seat covers, I usually don't use one because I feel enough people before me probably used them and therefore the toilet seat is probably generally clean.
924fd1 No.31638
Why don't they just call it the penis room and the vagina room?
e497a6 No.31640
>>31619I usually talk with the security guards at my college. We got on the subject of talking about the cleanliness of bathrooms, and the women's restrooms came up. I made a joke about them using brown finger paint on the walls, and then she tells me that is a thing that happens.
Why would anyone do this kind of thing to public bathrooms? For what purpose?
0e639f No.32460
>>28428Man the shit I've seen.
Pun intended.As a male, I come in contact with the most disgusting bathrooms known to the human race.
Two of them are most worthy of mention.
One was during a visit in the outskirts of Jaipur, India. The "bathroom" was a tiny makeshift shed loosely composed of whatever materials at hand. It lacked a door AND faced a road/path with an occasional pedestrian passing by, observing with great interest the white devil doing his business with a distressed look on his face.
The area around the shed reeked of feces-infused death and decay, noticeable half a kilometer away. The toilet itself consisted of a partially filled hole in the ground. No water within sight and nothing to cover the hole with. The ground directly adjacent to the edge of the hole had been PUNISHED by other men unwilling to aim which made it hard to distinguish what was actually dirt and which was not. When you stepped in, it was like soggy mud which wanted to absorb you, I could feel it on the edges of my feet, and it got a sucking grip of my cheap slippers.
You had to pinch with your toes to make sure the slippers followed with you on your next step. Judging by the footprints, you were supposed to assume a squatting position and leaning a bit forward for balance or leaning back against the wall of the shed. I did the latter because I had problems with my back at that time so squatting was out of the question. The fucking wall moved alot and I thought I was going to bring it down. During my act of nature, I noticed the heavy presence of flies eager to be fucking disgusting right up in your face and the ants dutifully patrolling the walls of the shed which wanted to investigate my hands. I absolutely hate insects and I wanted to run away when I felt the ants on my hand and since they were busy supporting me against the wall I couldnt wave away the flies so I just shook my head and blew air everywhere. Thanks to the Indian cuisine which had fucked up my tummy, it just poured out of me and I was done within a few minute. When leaving I saw what I think was the door lying about 10 meters away. I got back to the hotel and shower for 40 minutes.
0e639f No.32468
>>32460>>32460>>32460ThHe second was t a indoor waterpark/ORpoolhouse or whatever in France.
It was a small but very up to date bathroom with good facilities. Sink, soap workin toilet, air dryer, mirror, toilet paper and paper towes for your hands by the sink. What anyone sane person would consider the "basics".
First I remmeber is that it whole stenched of so much urin that it was not sane. I opened the door and the smell pumched me in the nose. Thing is, the lights were out and the drain in the floor was clogge so none of the extra water that get in from all the wet people flows away. Due to this, I think, some retard had decided to try to absorb all of the excess water with hand towels from the dispenser then not bothering picking them up when realizing his bright fucking idea wasnt going to fucking work. the partially absolved hand towels were EVERYWHERE all over the fucking floor, creating a cake of wet paper mass. This made the toiled bowl unreachable because there was no way I was going into that cold dark room with bare feet stepping on all that paper that people had peed on. Feeling it go up between my toes NO! But you have to go because you can't do it in the pool that is awful. So I took just two small step and peed in the hand sink then washed my feet in public showers a bit away. .
im 'so drunk now so Iwill go and sleepl .
With also why are gir woman bathoom so fucking goodawesome. EVerything is shininh and so clean I ge very jealous .
Aalso full body mirror and several hadn sings and large stalls with cot hangers. Music and god it smells so good .
NEver out ouf p apre and light is aleasy working ..
d95c9a No.32469
I've worked part time as a janitor at a larger movie theater.
Generally the female bathrooms are worse. higher chance of vomit, waste and bodily fluids on the walls and floor (usually because of babies/children), and used feminine products in the wrong waste receptacles (seriously, put them in the trashcan with a lid, not the open one by the paper towel dispenser)
The men's room does have the problem of piss droplets around/below the urinals at times either from splashback or initial spray, but that's easily taken care of with a mop.
The men's room did get vandalized at a higher rate though - thankfully nobody thought to say scratch names on a mirror or the dispensers - it's always just markers or something which is easy enough to clean off.
387d17 No.33000
>>28466Former school janitor here. Can confirm that women's bathroom's can be just as bad as men's.
The men's room was nasty because of tinkle all over the floor. The women's room was nasty because of tinkle all over the seats. But if I had to choose one, the women's was worse because of all the candy wrappers and drink cups.
We also had to change the tampon receptacles, which was always terrible. There was this smell, like sour chocolate or something. I couldn't eat chocolate for like a year after I started.
42322b No.33014
There's a solution to this problem, it's called "squat toilet".
c720f0 No.33022
>>28722Went to school in San Antonio, can confirm Mexicunts have worst bathroom etiquette, Not once did I use the bathroom where there weren't clogs, unflushed toilets, shit and piss all over the floor, and stuff in the sink. One time, there were like fifty twix bars in the toilet, fully wrapped. Who the fuck does that?
e73f3f No.33040
>>30634>some guy is blowing his nose in the sinkI'll never understand why this pisses off chicks.
>d00d in middle school>boys bathroom is closed, need to piss>go to girls bathroom in the 8th grade hall>piss and get ready to leave>there's a vending machine on the wall>remember cow and chicken explain this>"it looks like they can buy cigars in here">buy one>it's white>scamper down to the boiler room and pull out my lighter>try to smoke it, the fumes just make me hack and cough like i'm gonna die>tell my friends next day, when we're beginning sex ed>realize 10 minutes later that i smoked a fucking tampon 03f8b4 No.35738
>>33040COMEDY GOLD
I AM DIEING
aca6fe No.35743
>>33000>tinkleWhat are you, five years old?
03f8b4 No.35751
>>35743hey i am trying to find the pilgrim's progress game torrent every where but i cant find it, do you know somewhere i can download it?
22454f No.35835
I'm a guy but here's this…
>have to poo really bad
>rush into the bathroom at target
>after I finish walk out of the stall and notice there are no urinals
>women comes out of stall and freaks out
>i-it's not what you think
>women comes from outside from outside and says what the fuck
>I quickly run out of the bathroom and target dying of embarrassment
5be419 No.35844
Anyone ever been in a truck rest stop on major highway where it's just one of those plastic outhouse things?
Yeah picture a plane bathroom where the toilet is just clogged full of shit and piss and corn and god knows what else. You're scared to be in there too long for fear of passing out by the awful stench. It is definitely a last resort to just pissing in the bushes near the outhouse.
22454f No.35848
>>35846
You also piss as far away from each other as you can lol.
5be419 No.35850
>>35846
It's common courtesy not to bother a man when he's doing his business because it's supposed to be a time when a man can be alone with himself and relax.
Unless you know the person it never happens
33c4c1 No.35866
I've head boys baths don't have mirrors
fa7783 No.35880
Now all you fuckers can go right ahead and check your non-tisgustinish male bathroom privilege.
Men like myself have to deal with this shit daily. Can never find a stall to pee in so I can actually wipe my fucking dick.
Must be nice to not have to use piss and shit bathrooms all the time.
6d4217 No.35881
I have never ever seen a gloryhole. Are they even real? I though they were urban legends.
90f22c No.36715
>>28944It's all true. The 1% of actual women on this board should take note, this is a genuine glimpse at the male psyche.
ba7e07 No.36960
>>28457Couple years ago I accidentally ventured inside a female's only toilet booth to urinate. And the walls were covered in dicks. I don't mean one or two dainty dicks. It was like the Sisteen Chapel of Cocks. They were even scrawled on the toilet bowl itself goddamn!
d7b06b No.37214
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
“Coupling” is still the best comedy series out there.
5cef50 No.37273
Used to be a janitor at a Walgreen's. In my experience the women's restroom was always nastier. In the men's room you'd usually have some dumbass who forgot to flush or who didn't aim right at most. Women's restroom had trash such as used tampons and diapers on the floor, on the sink, and even clogging up the toilet, and it always had this foul smell. And the blood, dear lord the blood.
Back on topic though, here was one horror story of the men's room I'd like to share.
>near closing time
>time to do so cleaning
>start with men's room
>smells like shit, seems alright otherwise
>clean the sink and floor before going into the lone stall
>shit smell coming from there, figured some asshole forgot to flush
>open the door
>there's shit on the floor
>apparently someone's ass exploded
>toilet is clogged with shit and toilet paper
>it got on the seat too
>not even the worst part
>some joker from /pol/ got the hilarious idea to paint two swastikas on the stall wall
>using his shit
>oh god i could taste the smell
>only bright spot was that I wisely didn't eat recently
5f9e1d No.38618
>>3727310/10 I gagged
So disgusting
42b1b3 No.39096
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20c9c2 No.41414
>>28728Keep your Johnson save my Brazilian friend, you must always value your ability to piss with accuracy.
>>32460Fuck m8 that's a f8 I wouldn't wish upon my worst nightmare.
>>35881Oh you sweet innocent virgin anon. Two words. North Dakota.
I suddenly feel better now.
> Visiting friends in the dark side of Praha> Enter bathroom in bar owned by angry Hungarian who was at the time chasing a bunch of Roma with a cane away from the front of the place> Women's is out> Enter Men's> Guy is shaving pubes literally standing up on sink shaving pubes> Five feet tall, bear mode, I am amazed the sink has not cracked, could weave a parka out of his ass hair> Turns around says hello to me in German> Returns to manscaping as I leave and go into museum of sex toy history across the road> I wonder what I am doing with my life> Such was my time Czech Republic e497a6 No.41417
>>37273>>oh god i could taste the smelljust a fun little tip: when you smell something you are also tasting it
5fafa0 No.41425
>>35881Neither have I. I've gone to gas station bathrooms plenty of times.
I only see it in yaoi.
073040 No.41457
One time in highschool the closest girls' bathroom to me was closed, and I didn't want to go downstairs to go to the bathroom so I went in the boy's bathroom. There was shit in every single one of the urinals. Still to this day not sure if I walked in on someone's senior prank of if that's a normal sight in boy's bathrooms in highschool.
3379b9 No.41530
>>41457It happened at least once in one of my high schools. Showed up for class, sleep through first period, go to home room and announcements start bla bla bla lunch bla bla bla please keep the halls clean bla bla bla ==IF YOU ARE IN THE BOYS RESTROOM PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE URINALS ARE FOR URIN; DO NOT DEFFICATE IN THEM PLEASE, THE JANITORS ARE GETTING TIRED OF CLEANING THIS UP==
Never once in my time at the school did I ever see this, never once did any of my friends see this. But it was said on announcements so it must be true. Weh weh
ea4a95 No.44483
I`m too lazy to read everything here but i`m an janitor for USPS and usually since there are about 5 times as many guys the bathrooms dont get as dirty as fast on the ladies side but whenever something horrifying happens its usually on the girls side and the girls side usually smells equally like shit somehow even though there are way less women
like one time someone stuffed a bunch of tampons and wrappers down the toilet and it caused a flood, and usually about once a day a girl will have a smoke and get her ashes all over the seat
>pic related
d00504 No.44498
Male Crohn's Disease sufferer here, why the fuck are people unable to use a damn toilet without spraying shit everywhere, throwing used toilet paper on the ceiling, or even seem unable to aim their damn dicks into a foot wide hole?! I can't stand public toilets, especially when I have to use the toilet sometimes over 10 times a day!
I dream for the day I can use a womens restroom, just to not have to wait for a stall when my stomach acts up. I would hope that you actually get seats in bars and nightclubs, as well as functioning doors, unlike the mens toilets here.
>>39096This guide is not a comedy, it is 100% serious. If all people lived by this guide, and didn't leave the toilet in such a terrible state, we'd all live happily.
28f0a9 No.44501
>>30606I-is that madotsuki?
f24e23 No.44505
Carnie bathrooms. The women's one was the worst, though.
28e5c1 No.44506
In my highschool during lunchtime the supervisors would go in the bathroom every so often to make sure nobody was doing something stupid, if they caught you doing something retarded like putting stuff in the toilet that doesn't belong there or putting paper in the sink they'd make you clean the whole bathroom. It helped deter the troublemakers, altough one time some guy shat in the heater of a classroom and nobody noticed until the heat started to make it melt and made the smell apparent.
ecaaa2 No.45005
>>28728I once #2 ed without touching the seat.
Your penis can't save you from that.
ecaaa2 No.45006
>>28770>mfw hormones goon wrong 6c70e6 No.45114
>>28765when girls pee they seem more vulnerable
5e0273 No.48464
This seems like the appropriate place to say it: Don't use your foot to flush the toilet. You're going to break the flushometer (the valve that meters the flush). UNLESS YOU'RE MISSING YOUR ARMS, DON'T DO IT. STOP. YOU'D BETTER BE WASHING YOUR GODDAMN HANDS ANYWAY.
d7c4cb No.48467
>>28428I usually find myself cleaning other peoples piss off the seat and in front of the bowl so I can pull my pants down and not sit on someone elses pee, just too poop.
b0980c No.48481
From a club i frequent.
b0980c No.48482
>>48481And yes, the floor is shiny because there's a 1 inch layer of piss on the floor.
b0980c No.48483
>>48482And yes, i did go(I'm male) but there wore random women that ware needlessly hanging around in the piss and talking to men who ware pissing.
I call them "bathroom whores". This is their way of picking up men for a one night stand.
c20c62 No.48496
>>48483>>48482>>48481How in the fuck does something like this happen?
Jesus Christ…
b0980c No.48498
>>48496Well i guess the main collector pipe from the urinals was clogged by something so the piss just kept rising and finally overflowing.
(there was probably 500 people in the club drinking endless amounts of beer so there was lots of pissing)
318194 No.48499
>>28782>krautColour me suprised
bd1a8e No.48500
>>28765I don't like any kind of excrement in my sex, and I don't find any of it alluring or appeeling.
318194 No.48501
>>28944Speak for yourself. I have 0 interest in watching girls pee, aside from standard voyeurism of looking at a naked chick.
Though I'm quite dom, I can appreciate the dom aspects of pissing on someone, however I feel that the practice is too gross for the mental stimulation to overcome.
a36985 No.48507
Confirmed for never worked as a janitor.
Women's toilets are fucking dystopian-tier literal shit holes.
a6e1bc No.48521
How about female bathroom stories?
>Be me
>Highschool
>Need to take a big fat shit
>Go on my way to release the kraken
>Men's room is closed
>Go into girls bathroom cuz I don't give a fuck
>My nose is suddenly assaulted with the smell of south east asia
>Literally crying
>I cover my nose and mouth,this is not the time to be picky
>I begin to quickly look for the cleanest stall and HOLY FUCK MOTHERING SHIT.exe
>The interiors of the second stall are completely smeared in a combination of shit and menstrual blood
>I even see three pads glued to the wall
>I want to puke, but there is no time, I got other needs to attend
>I slam the door shut and I run to the last stall
>Fuck yes, this one is clean
>Drop pants
>Sit
>I don't want to stay here any second more than necessary so I release and push with all my might
>Shit starts flowing out of me at mach 10 along loud fart noises
>My anus hurts
>I wipe, flush, and get the fuck out of there
>Coming out of the bathroom is like getting out of silent hill
>I feel the fresh, clean air chilling my insides
>Relieved now, go on loking for a place to wash my hands.
And that's how I learned the true reason behind separate bathrooms.
b07c79 No.48611
>>30634>some guy is blowing his nose in the sink>>33040>some guy is blowing his nose in the sinkI'll never understand why this pisses off chicks.
Blowing your nose in the sink? Wat? Like blowing the snot into your hand and then washing it off or….?
a11e0b No.48633
The best bathroom graffiti I've ever seen was at a public pool. Somebody scratched in "My name is Toilet and this is my life."
c6ae34 No.48635
>>48611Google "farmers blow"
b07c79 No.48637
>>48635via
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farmer%27s+blow>Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.>shot it on his girlfriend>girlfriend>tfw no gf 5f9e1d No.49202
I think women's bathrooms are way worse because everyone does that hover thing over the seat when peeing, so piss ends up all over the place
also people who don't put their sanitary pads into the bin properly, so its half open contents of day old periods are nice and aired out
Also used tampons on the floor (rare, but I've seen it)
07f801 No.50219
>>49202Hovers are fucking gross
32ecaa No.50624
>>41414>Keep your Johnson save my Brazilian friendAlways!
32ecaa No.50626
>>49202Squat toilets really should be the norm. Seems like it'd solve the problem. The entire "hovering" thing is just silly.
350da5 No.52687
>>28765what kind of guys you talkin' to? Cause that junk just grosses me out
15781b No.53992
>>28762>not having a foreskin for adjustable levels of spraymy dick is like a mini adjustable shower head, only less hygienic
>>28771hes german
>>28944lel
>>30606>no stall doorsnice
8a0caa No.54557
>>28472God damn, male anon here and I can confirm that is infact what public school males bathrooms were like
Even most public male bathrooms are like that too
Sometimes I wish I was like 5 again, back when my mom would take me into the womens bathroom and no one would think anything of it because I was so young
They were always so clean, like as clean as the bathrooms in my house
I wish I could just walk into them even today without people flipping out
>covering my eyes>I swear I'm not looking I'm not trying to peek I just don't want to use the biological terrorist attack that is the mens bathroom>Please dont make me use the mens bathroomFun fact, after years and years of public school, and not being able to piss or shit unless you did it within like the 1st hour of school, I was trained to have excellent bladder and sphincter control, and can go days without pissing or shitting if I have to
Comes in handy
I also always piss sitting down unles there is a urinalI don't want to recreate school bathrooms in my own house 1f5419 No.57538
>why we have no long lines
you either choose dirty but no lines
or clean but with a shit long ass line
dcaf2c No.57694
>>48633Okay gotta admit that's kinda funny
0835b7 No.57754
>>28765>I've always been curious what the allure of it is.
>Girl bends over and starts to piss on your dick>After she's done, she says "All clean!">You then plunge your shaft into her pussy…or even better
>After sex, she gives you a quick clean up blow job, then pisses on your dick to "mark" you bc44a9 No.58688
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>>41457Dude two years ago I worked in an office where a disgruntled employee kept shitting in the urinals and HR had to repeatedly make announcements and started pulling employee perks (free snacks, etc).
f013c1 No.58726
Yeah I don't really get what the big deal is with dudes liking pee. I mean I'll do it if a bf asks me to or whatever, but it's more of a 'if this gets you off it's cool' thing to me, but I will admit it does get me going somewhat, dudes are just crazy for it though.
>taking a shower with ex-bf at my place
>out of nowhere asks me "ever think of peeing on someone?"
>before he asked me, I've never thought of pee as a sexual thing
>tell him no, never even crossed my mind
>asks me to pee on him right then and there
>to tell the truth, I had been holding it for a few hours that day, don't remember why, and we were naked and in the shower, so why the hell not
>he lays down on the floor and I stand over him
>h-here I go
>get pretty much his whole body wet with pee, then as the stream is ending, asks me to squat and go in his mouth, and all the while he's jerking it harder than I've ever seen
>the second I'm done, he grabs me and impales me
>probably the best fuck of my life until then
>after that, we started investing in tarps and shower curtains and made pee a regular part of our sex
I miss that. It's been a while.