cdcb71 No.28805
ITT: the traits in men you find the most attractive.
pic related is my dream man, colored eyes, stubby beard, and pointy nose.
what about you femanons?
1885f0 No.28834
>be human
>be fun
>be patient
>don't be a ham
>liek games
>don't mind that I'm an anxiety-ridden nutcase
such high standards
ce82e9 No.28836
>most attractive
Funny
Clever
Tall
Thin/fit
a solid 7/10 qt
understanding and kind
Dark hair and eyes
Pale-ish skin
Glasses
Long Fingers
cute beard
Nice voice
688fc8 No.28844
penis within .5" of 6", and at least one other visible muscle. not an ignorant asshole but able to realtalk. hairy dudes are a plus, /cuteboys/ can get the fuck out
3ac026 No.28845
-Very smart
-Always funny in warm simple charming ways
-Deeply caring and attentive because I'm his precious girl
-Makes me feel so safe and secure
-Has a friend or a few who he gets along with very well and has such fun with because it's warm to see your boyfriend have such good friends and have boys antics with
-Aggressive and imposes his big body on me lots and teases my body and plays with me when he feels like it for fun
-Hugs me gently and kisses me gently
-Has a really nice average pitched voice with that comforting male resonance
-Short hair, plain and a bit rough, brown/dirt blonde
-Filled but not bushy beard
-Strong jaw and facial features, but not too defined and square
-Fairly strong, but not that defining over the fat, but not that thick
-Quite hairy and certainly no shaving except for the face sometimes
-Tall enough for his chin to be at the peak of my height
-So warm and his big hands hold me so tight
- 7" you-know-what
Most of this is what I already have in a relationship, but I tried to think of some little extra things that would I suppose be better, but feeling like there isn't already perfection is hard!
Also gosh, I can never like male models/film actors and stuff who seem to get the attention, they always have faces that just don't look nice to me and look too square, also I can't understand why anyone would want muscles that are too clearly defined over the rest of the body because it looks too strange to me like it's not supposed to happen or something.
5c2b2c No.28847
>Tall
>tfw this is the only desirable trait I have
ed726b No.28848
Hygienic
Healthy
Not a total dumbass
Not arrogant or ignorant
Someone who doesn't have shit taste in anime and vidya
White or Japanese
Penis cannot be too small or too big
Not black
Not one of those /cuteboy/ faggots, fuck twinks
Pompadour
Must be in touch with masculinity and not barbaric about it
I am okay with him being in touch with his femininity too, to an extent
Pompadour
Black hair if pompadour
Uncut, enjoys the occasional prostate stimulation
Pompadour
Not black
Must at least have decent taste in fashion
Pompadour
a23a0e No.28867
>>28848>not a faggot>pompadourPick one.
4ae04f No.28868
I LOVE white men with square jaws and dark hair. Those are my favorite physical traits. Being taller than me is also a plus.
Personality wise, I like guys who can balance being caring, nurturing, kind, affectionate, and loving with being stern, aggressive and dominant. Having more intelligence and life experience than me is also important; I love learning and want to be able to learn from him and receive his guidance and advice. I guess this goes hand-in-hand also with the physical trait of him being older than me (and plus, I just think age gaps are really hot.)
9fe015 No.28887
>asking women what they find attractive
When will you supplicating betas ever leatn
2fd63c No.28894
>>28847Congratulations, for most females, that's enough. Lots of guys who have more positive traits are fucked because they are not 6' tall.
b31010 No.28896
b31010 No.28897
13e8ca No.28901
>>28894>le epic /fit/ maymay 740fa7 No.28908
>>28848I thought women liked when a man was at least a bit arrogant.
5c2b2c No.28909
>>28894yeah, but I'm also a fat neckbearded NEET with a bitter, angry personality, and without a car, friends, or money. even being 6'1", I'd have to work hard on myself for years before I become even slightly desirable, and I'll never have the patience for that
13e8ca No.28910
>>28908they do but you have to make it sound funny, like: "you know honey, how I know you desiree ice cream tonight? it's because I'm a god on earth and I can read minds" e3f514 No.28918
>>28834>be patient>don't mind that I'm an anxiety-ridden nutcaseSee, that actually is having high standards, because why would anyone fun want to put up with that level of hypocrisy and selfishness?
>>28848I'm not ready to embrace the pompadour, but what about a
Tunnel Snake cut?
It's BARBER, not HAIRDRESSER!
e3f514 No.28919
>>28909Don't forget you're a compulsive attention-whore.
d2d013 No.28920
>>28836I got everything except a nice voice
Too bad for me
1885f0 No.28926
>>28918>See, that actually is having high standards, because why would anyone fun want to put up with that level of hypocrisy and selfishness?I don't think wanting someone who has patience and is able to see passed the issues I'm working on is selfish but you're probably right.
Fun is a pretty broad word. I guess you could just lump that into "likes gaming." The patience is more because it takes a while for me to be able to be comfortable around someone. I've had several guys give up because they get frustrated and someone easier comes along. I don't blame them for it.
>>28909Yeah, make those excuses and never try to change. I swear, every time I see you post, you're just whining. God, I bet even if there was a literal pity party you wouldn't get invited.
861cbf No.35373
Just throwing this here… ;)
eeaaac No.35381
>search "rich"
>zero result
/fem/ is not the most honest board.
db53d6 No.35383
>>28834>be humanwow that didn't take long
a61989 No.35393
I like my man to look like a stereotypical viking, and to hold the same niche political views as me.
That's why I don't like anybody except for my boyfriend.
a61989 No.35394
>>35381wow so insightful
yes, all women just love rich men
That's why I dumped an abusive millionaire for a wonderful doting working class man who I plan to marry. Because I just loooove rich guys.
aeb9c2 No.35427
>>35394You still loved his money don't deny it.
df04c4 No.35430
I came here for pointers
eeaaac No.35431
>>35394>plan toYou're waiting for him to win lottery first aren't you?
7bcfa4 No.35453
>>35381Wealth is often a symptom of personality traits females are attracted to. It's not that women like men who are rich it's that the type of men women like are often successful.
3a63a3 No.35461
>>35430m_hopesAndDreams->Release();
delete m_hopesAndDreams;
m_hopesAndDreams = 0;
eeaaac No.35464
>>35453>success>filthy richBoth often overlap and you can never know they love the success or the wealth.
Btw how can rich people know their partner truly love them or not?
1bedd3 No.35515
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>>28805I used to not like aryan men that much (preffered Hispanics - the real ones not sudakas/Italians and maybe the more whiteish berbers and middle easterners) but /pol/ made me grew into them.
62cebd No.35914
>ectomorphic figure (by this I mean lanky, it gets me so aroused)
>blonde hair
>clear facial features (no weird chin. I like delicate features)
>blue or green eyes
>being fit is an option, as long as it's fit ectomorph
62cebd No.35915
>ectomorphic figure (by this I mean lanky, it gets me so aroused)
>blonde hair
>clear facial features (no weird chin. I like delicate features)
>blue or green eyes
>being fit is an option, as long as it's fit ectomorph
211e53 No.35920
I like slighty chubby men with big arms and legs, if tall even better.
Except white skin, not really my cu of tea
62cebd No.35921
>>35381R you a mail?
Dick or GTFO
back to your circlejerk
fa2633 No.35944
>>35381A lot of us are socially awkward spaghettio weeaboo grills anon, rich men are so out of our league they're not even on our radar. I am super non-competitive and I don't want to compete with other grills to get some rich guy who will probably just be mean to me anyway.
4ae8cf No.36073
>>28926>Fun is a pretty broad word. I guess you could just lump that into "likes gaming." "Fun" is "makes me feel good" and every woman has that requirement.
4ae8cf No.36076
>>35518>>35461>using C++ in the first place>not simple pure standard C 5c2b2c No.36078
>>28926every time I try to change I fail
>few days ago>try to lift the small dumbbells I have>only able to do a few minutes of curls and similar exercises, end up in pain for dayssimilar shit happens every time I try not to fap, or to stop smoking weed, or get a job. I fail, and always feel worse for trying
ce82e9 No.36079
>top tier traits
ambitious
smart
over 6'
dark hair
lighter skin
pretty hands
good style
glasses
independent
>bonus points
musician (especially pianist or drummer)
likes cats
has a cat
a vegetarian
ce82e9 No.36083
>>36078You can totally still fap and smoke weed while not being a total degenerate, but you're gonna have to get a job.
ea0475 No.36085
>>36076No thanks I don't want memory leaks, security vulnerabilities and terrible laborious error handling.
6dc510 No.36092
>>28836So basically Harry Potter in his mid-20's.
7f7255 No.36102
>>35461>m_hopesAndDreams = 0;switch( m_hopesAndDreams )
{
case 0:
m_You->FeelTillDeath(m_hopesAndDreams);
break
inside;
case 1:
m_You->Happiness(m_hopesAndDreams);
break
out of this;
}
f41b69 No.36127
>>36076>Using C for anything but hardware level shit f75b77 No.36242
>>28894>tfw 5'5" male, white, and never had problems getting girlfriendsI am the 1%!
8f0685 No.36297
>>28848>Not blackYou wound me, anon.
dd06c5 No.36315
>>36085>implying c++ doesn't have memory leaks, security vulnerabilities and terrible laborious error handling a61989 No.36318
>>35431no, I just haven't been dating him long enough yet (1 year), my family would have my head
>>35427I hated it because he treated me like a sex dispenser. He would buy me things that I did not ask for and did not want, and then expect me to suck his cock because of it. I didn't even know he was a millionaire when I decided to date him, I just thought he was the cool nerdy type but NOPE he was a piece of shit.
a61989 No.36319
>>36242dating asians doesn't count
a61989 No.36320
>>28920being a german makes up for it bb
9419f0 No.36326
money ;3
62cebd No.36389
>>36320>inb4 he's not even genetically German in this grand new diverse Turkmany 1220c5 No.36404
>Smells good (pheromones, not cologne)
>Intellectually enjoyable
>Good cuddles
>Has hobbies/interests (books, vidya, anime, history, hentai, physics, comics, etc. As long as it's a genuine interest)
>Funny and can be as dark/twisted add I am
>Slender or otter mode
>Can enjoy staying in and being low-key sometimes
>Lets me cook for him
>Will go on adventures with me
>Is okay with me being socially awkward
>Upfront and blunt in certain cases
>Not younger than I am (but not way older either. Like five years older)
>I tend to fall for guys I've been friends with for a while so we already know one another well outside of the context of a romantic relationship
>Pleasant voice
>once I like a guy, I'll like his dick
>Open to kink and okay talking about those sorts of things
>Dominant
>Not overly serious or top worried about upsetting me little things. I'm not that sensitive, and I really prefer someone who doesn't worry about mind-reading and such
>Playful
>Condescending when it's called for. With me, there are times it is definitely called for
>not drama or argument prone inb4 every guy here says only girls are like this, and that only girls do this. Can't say I'm not like that, because argumentative, volatile people say that too, so it means nothing to say I'm not
>Not materially-inclined and okay with me being the same but fiscally responsible as fuck
>patient
>not an edgelord
>doesn't expect me to be a mind-reader
>emotional maturity
>not overly-macho, nor über metrosexual
>qt 3.14 face. None of that neanderthal/bonehead garbage
>plays with my hair
>Lets me play with his hair
>Bites
f75b77 No.36413
>>36319I don't date outside my race m8
Current (white, for you autistic niggers) gf is also 5'5".
a23a0e No.36932
>>36404You…have amazing tastes, you person, you. It's awesome to know what you like - awesomer to see somebody else know what they like, too.
>playing with hairIs long brown curly hair good for you?
I've always wanted to have a gf with pretty hair…spend lots of time brushing and combing it. Learn to braid and whatnot. Hard to keep my split ends at bay on accounta I ride a motorcycle to commute. It's a fun touring-style bike for longer trips up the coast when I have the time…
and I wonder about the smells thing. Like, my last girlfriend smelled slightly sweet, like fruit, almost. She told me I smell kind of spicy. Not like burn-your-nostrils-rotten-gym-socks stinky, just like dry spices. What's been your favorite scent so far?
>Definitely not material-inclined, definitely fiscally responsible. Full time work while going to school/buy all my own shit but I still live with my parents cause that's practical, too 0a5ee1 No.36941
My natural sexual attraction tends to be towards older men up to 30 years older than me but I dated a dude in his 40s when I was 19 and realised it was a bad long term idea.
But overall:
>tall
>not muscley, but kinda thick and broad shouldered (I like nice arms)
>dark hair
>dat cheeky smile
>Smart but not pretentious or likes to talk down to me. I love being explained concepts I don't know or facts as long as people are friendly and nice about it.
>loves travelling cuz I'm a bit of a nomad
>olddrish maybe 5-10 years older than me
>their shit together (ie, life, finances, career because my shit is together and ready)
>a little bit mean/snarky
9142c5 No.37086
>>36404>>I tend to fall for guys I've been friends with for a while so we already know one another well outside of the context of a romantic relationshipYeah guess what zone I ended up in every time that happened to me with girls?
a4b243 No.37088
Let's not kid ourselves. Women want studs. Everything else is secondary.
Unless the man is rich. Only then will body type be secondary. And even then it's only a maybe.
41ddb4 No.37097
>>37088That's bullshit and you know it. A hulking sex machine with no drive to get along with you or ability to relate to you cannot last more than a single night.
ece3f8 No.37141
>>28844So from 5.5 to 6.5? Why so specific, is that your favourite dildo length? If you're being so specific why aren't you even mentioning girth?
dca41a No.37241
>>36326i aint sayin you a gold digga, but
3cfedb No.37244
ITT: Frustrated guys continue to make the number one dating mistake which is listing to women on how to date and be attractive.
d294e1 No.37250
>>36404do_want.png
>>36389>truth I guess you actually have been to Germany, right?
ee7649 No.37332
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>>28805Intelligent
Taller than me
Beard
Pale skin. Italian is as dark as I'll go.
Kind, genuinely a good person
Nerdy and into video games
Deep voice
Good genes (no genetic illness)
Sensitive and romantic, but at the same time manly, so that when he cries or takes care of a wounded bird the contrast is all the more beautiful
HAIRY. I like hairy men
Considerably older than me is a must. I love older men, 10 years older is perfect
4fb0fe No.37368
Funny. That's it. If they can make me laugh consistently everything else(except for being black or shorter) goes out the window.
Only one person I've ever known that could do that was poor as fuck but I didn't mind in the least.
Things that don't hurt:
>into books
>riches
>likes dogs
>artist
>massive JoJo size gains
>ear-length hair
>Asian
>not Tumblr incarnate
>showers
>likes vidya
>has limbs
But like I said, actually making me laugh beats everything.
fcf003 No.37376
>>37332Chris Evans is very handsome :3
5092a4 No.37420
>>37332
>that faceWhy do you like sand niggers swiss-chan?
fcf003 No.37423
>>37420E-fucking-xcuse me?
5092a4 No.37427
>>37423
>that gypsy complexionHoly fuck, I didn't know you people are such darkies.
5092a4 No.37428
Also,
>>37244This man speaks the truth.
If you go hunting, ask the hunter, not the deer.
fcf003 No.37429
>>37427Ok now I know you're pulling my leg.
f08f58 No.37437
Weeaboo shirts, pedo glasses, bad facial hair, an "autistic gaze". Not sure what else.
1220c5 No.37442
>>36932Ummmm historically haven't been interested in guys with hair longer than mine, tbh. But it's not something I really think about, either. I mean, I become attracted to a person as a whole. It's hard to explain.
A favorite scent would just be a name. By dried spices…cumin? Cumin is a nice smell. And green apples too.
>>37086Yeah, sometimes you just get an awesome friendship from it. I mean, every guy I've been interested in has been a friend, but I haven't n been interested in all my male friends.
If they treat me like they would a girl they are into, I don't lead them on though. 8830ec No.37502
>>28847>mfw 6.1351706 feet (is it in feet you guys write down the lenght?) tall 20yo dudeI've noticed in my school years the girls really dig the tall/funny guy thing. My girl loves to be thrown in the air sometimes saying aaay oh galileeo.
566f82 No.37560
>>37244People can make lists of criteria all they want, but when I'm attracted to someone I'm not checking their characteristics against predetermined criteria, I just like them or I don't and nothing they could change or play up about themselves would influence me either way.
30e7d1 No.37569
>>28836no long fingers here..
>>36404>doesn't expect me to be a mind-reader whats that supposed to mean? because i kind of like it when we understand each other without words. its a great feeling.
otherwise its a nice list.
371759 No.37591
>>37437The really sad thing is I immediately see how you could turn into a decent guy within a week.
50bb09 No.38619
Would /fem/ date me?
5'11"
blue eyes
180lbs
6" benis, girthy
brown hair
fisherman
ee7649 No.38621
>>37437You should ditch the pedo glasses for contact lenses, and dress better, but other than that you look fine. You have very nice blue eyes.
ee7649 No.38622
>>386197/10
-Lovely lush beard
-Manly face
-Aryan eyes
The negative things
-Shakey hand which results in blurry photos. Perhaps a tremor. Bad gene stock.
-Tattoo. Very degenerate.
Without the tattoo and shaky hands you'd be a 9/10
50bb09 No.38625
>>38622Thanks, I don't normally shake though, no tremor or anything. I do have a few tattoos on my shoulders and arms, all nautical; comes with the territory.
5a15b9 No.38629
>>38619Fucking dopleganger here. Shit. Who would have thought I would have found you on 8chan's /fem/ bizarre.
66be40 No.38691
>>28909You'd be amazed with what you can achieve when you realize that you either fix yourself or die alone. I started a daily exercise regimen and lost 30 kg for that reason.
5a15b9 No.38707
>>38691I started powerlifting and put on 60lbs of muscle for that reason.
c1994b No.38722
>>28844> within 6 inchesbigdickproblems.pmg
165f06 No.38727
>>28844>at least one other visible musclekek
f8baa1 No.41082
Is it too much to ask?
fdea9a No.41085
>>36389Fuck, I hate flags
>oh wow, you are a german!>oh wait, you could be a turkThe only thing which is important is that I'm a libertarian. Everything else is none of your business.
5a15b9 No.41086
>>38707ah greentexting as me I see. Maybe steal less from fit next time; or cite.
44f4e7 No.41196
>200+ chubby in general
I like meat not bones
>Hairy
and a cute laugh
bce99d No.41234
>>36318>and then expect me to suck his cock because of it.Why would not you want to suck your bf's cock in the first place?
83cee9 No.41609
>>28805>mfw I am your dream man 83cee9 No.41610
>>36404>matchmadeinheaven.png>tfw 99.9999% chance I live way far from you>tfw will never marry you 41a4c9 No.41620
bb2eec No.41621
>>41234Because you would do something good to a person you hate
4e16be No.41624
>>37244If a girl says she's into tall cute guys with a stable situation, I'm just gonna believe her.
d3050f No.41650
>>38619You seem like you have confidence issues, you are holding your arm out too much… Also that makes your tattoo visible, I hate tattoos. That is a deal breaker.
d3050f No.41651
>>41610Fear not anonymous, there are many women who have those same requirements. (like me)
You will find a woman eventually if you be kind.
d3050f No.41652
>>38691The fact that you are Swedish is highly attractive to me. You are at a great advantage.
41a4c9 No.41653
My tastes vary but I do have a pattern that is consistent, I'm almost 100% certain that all the other fems will laugh at my taste but here it goes:
-Tall
-Thin (NOT MUSCULAR, I have a thing for skinny dudes, fit thin is okay)
-Boyish face
-Good hair (I prefer straight or wavy, super curly never looks good, semi curly is okay)
-Slightly long hair with glasses
-Dirty or golden blonde hair is the best, but brown hair looks good too, rust-color is Godlike
-Either blonde with brown eyes or brown hair with blue eyes
Along with these personality traits
-Likes violent movies
-Likes a variety of music
-Likes shonen anime
-Likes vidya
-History and/or science buff
-Has pervasively absurd and dark sense of humor
-Is very emotional
-Outcasts, rebelliousness
-Is willing to go on adventures with me
-Likes explosives/guns/knives/etc.
-Accents, especially southern
-Is my friend before in a relationship
-Will go shooting with me
>inb4 edgy (I know)
>inb4 twink-lover (more of an ephebophile)
546497 No.41657
f0a375 No.41658
>>36078Go to Halfchan's /fit/ and if they don't convince you to do something with your life put a bullet in your head so you stop shitposting here
e5105f No.41819
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-funny
-cute
-smart
-kind
-taller than me
-cuddles with me and holds and caresses my boobs gently and softly
-nice brown eyes (blue ones freak me out too much)
-black/brown/dark brown/dirty blonde hair
-curly/long metalhead-ish/short hair
-decent taste in music/fashion (video games and movies dont matter as much)
-little chub/full on bear/skinny
-decent taste in may mays
1f6efc No.41824
>>41196Dammit, I can't even meet all 3 requirements; hairy & 225 (bearmode but dropping weight as a poorfag w/ no food) but laugh is a deep ass evil sounding cackle.
41a4c9 No.41832
>>41824Different femanon, You sound adorable. Requesting vocaroo of you laughing.
1f6efc No.41951
>>41832Will do. In a bit. Got some shit to do atm.
bdf5fa No.41957
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>>28848>Scanning list, doing good>Pompadour>Google Pompadour>Have a modified undercut; kind of looks like a Pompadour>Keep reading>Prostate stimulation>NOPE 089748 No.41963
>>41819I think I'm around 5'9"
>tfw brown eyes>tfw skinnyfat>tfw black curly hair>tfw I try to monitor my fashion 643a88 No.42180
>>41653I feel like ove got most of those traits, aside from a southern accent and being a friend. Does 5'11" count as tall?
b49022 No.42213
>>41819>>41819
>decent taste in may maysWas getting me to shitpost part of your plan?
5a15b9 No.42222
>>42204AYY LMAO
may your gains be plentiful
a1915b No.42324
1f6efc No.42446
>>41832(I'm samefag as
>>41824 and
>>41951)
Delivary of requested laugh vocaroo (I hate it though, since vocaroo makes your voice sound higher pitched and flat). Apologies for lateness and general truancy; it's all good though since anon still delivars. pls be gentle, first time.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EJfLfcFqE5 1220c5 No.42839
>>37569By that, I just mean stuff like getting upseti didn't know something is have no way of knowing. Saying the opposite of what you mean and expecting me to know. Basically, effective communication is good.
>>41651This. Also, I'm boring. I want a guy who likes to stay in and watch anime and movies and drink wine with me some nights instead of us always going to big social things. Not that we can't do social stuff, but I also like the comfy life and comfy attire.
>>42324I'm still stuck in 3d.
1220c5 No.42840
41cc39 No.42852
>>41819>ctrl f>0 results for: perverted, crazy, faithful, lewd, kinky, lick, tickle and switchIt's like you want to friendzone your husbando
>>28845Very nice list still. How tall are you?
23b72e No.42854
>>28848
> meet all these requirements except for uncutth-th-thanks mom and dad i-i-i-it's worth it because it keeps my dick clean r-r-r-right
4eb7a4 No.42859
>>41653I'm literally all that except I'm 5'8"
c3d893 No.42867
>>36079>AmbitiousSooo, about the ambitious thing…what are the femanon views on this?? Because I just don't really care that I'm not earning 7 figures or about how high my social standing is or having a big house and many cars…would I enjoy it if had any of these things? Well, sure but I'm not going to base my life around how to get those things, I just want to have a happy, relaxed life and enjoy what I have…Is that bad for girls?
I'm asking because it's not the first time I see a femanon point this as an attractive point but I've never seen a man desire that in a woman.
bff38e No.42870
>>42854>tfw meet almost no positive traits and have a cut dickI'll hate my mum till that kike whore dies. her neglect and barbaric traditions have screwed me over for life. she's sleeping in front of me right now, so tempted to just stomp her fucking head in, but I won't because I'd be homeless, dead or in prison without her
83cee9 No.42877
>>37244I dunno, friend of mine in highschool and I used to swap advice. I told her how to avoid guys that just wanted to fuck her, she gave me advice on women. Worked well for me.
41cc39 No.42916
>>42870Goddamn, son, is your foreskin more important than your mother?
1f6efc No.42918
>>42870>>42916Tbh, I never understood why so many people consider circumcision to be genital mutilation. Granted, I don't think it should be done on infants, it should be an elective cosmetic procedure. But personally, I'm rather happy being a cutfag. Dick works fine, resistance is pretty good too. Not to mention, I never have to worry about dick cheese.
But that's just my opinion. Point is I agree w/ german anon; Jesus fucking Christ, a foreskin isn't the end of the world and not worth hating your mother over. Fak.
4a7bd5 No.42962
atm my bf calls me a champ a lot and it makes me feel all comfortable and loved and so kissing him is even nicer x3
4a7bd5 No.42963
so i think boys who are just genuinely lovely are attractive :3 which is weird cos i used to be into that "assholes are sexy" thing but naw
41cc39 No.42969
>>42962I'm glad that you started loving cuddly and lovely guys
3c417b No.43002
>>42918>Circumcision should be an elective cosmetic procedure, not genital mutilation"Cutting off a woman's clit should be an elective cosmetic procedure, many womeen would be happy since they don't know what they're missing and their cunt still works fine." - you
>inb4 there's a difference
>dick cheeseOh look its the most unoriginal and irrelevant argument ever again!
Never in my life have I had dick cheese, its called taking a fucking shower correctly. If you can't even do that then odds are you won't have to worry about a woman ever seeing your dick, let alone your dick cheese.
>a foreskin isn't the end of the world and not worth hating your mother overLook at a circumcision done on a baby and tell me that shit isn't blatantly abusing your child. I can understand anon's resentment though not to the extent of murder, especially since he can grow it back.
1f6efc No.43021
>>43002Cry a little bit harder.
There is a difference: Cutting off the clit would be analogous to cutting off the glans, you idiot. Have you not heard of homology? And simply because I condone circumcision as an ELECTIVE procedure doesn't translate to "I think women should have their clits sliced off". And you know something, stop talking as if you somehow know that all circumcised men are somehow defective and missing out. Who the fuck are you to tell people that their genitals are fucked up?
Perhaps I should have explicitly clarified I was talking about male circumcision and not female but I don't know how you missed that when I only mentioned dicks. And for fuck sake, an elective cosmetic procedure would imply an adult is consenting to have it performed.
Yeah, sorry dude but smegma is nasty as fuck and only uncutfags can get it. Suck it up.
I did not disagree at all about circumcision on infants; quite the opposite, I said it shouldn't be done on them. And frankly, the point remains: a foreskin is not the end of the fucking world. Lurk moar.
a788d4 No.43023
>>42916that's not the only reason, she usually either infuriates me to no end or ignores my opinions and concerns completely (which is even more infuriating). also, her shit genes are the reason why I have problems with my digestion, allergies, mental issues and may even have gallstones or some worse liver/gall bladder problem. this is why our method of genetic selection is so fucked, women are completely exempt from it, allowing them to spread their shit genes for at least one more generation
a788d4 No.43026
>>43021we are. circumcision seriously reduces penis girth, and makes sex less pleasurable for women in many other ways. as a result, even if I fixed all my other issues (which I doubt I'll ever be capable of), I'll never be able to have a happy, lasting relationship. it's part of the reason both girls I had sex with left me: I was giving them lots of pain but almost no pleasure
1f6efc No.43032
>>43026No study has ever conclusively shown that male circumcision negatively impacts sex for women. You're bullshitting and if you think circumcision is the cause of all your relationship problems, you got bigger issues.
a788d4 No.43033
>>43032it's not the only cause, but it definitely was a factor
413de5 No.43041
/fit/itzen here. I am a bit surprised how many prefer skinny/slightly chubby
55531e No.43057
>>43041Most of these are guys trying to increase their value.
f5b81e No.43082
[spoiler]A big guy[spoiler]
[spoiler]4U[spoiler]
1f6efc No.43083
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EJfLfcFqE5 ba8004 No.43095
>>43002Well, when a woman wants to cut off her clit then she is allowed to do so. If she thinks it's a good idea then she should go ahead.
Yeah, there is no difference, you are right.
ba8004 No.43096
>>43041>I'm a but surprisedWhy?
413de5 No.43106
>>43096Because occasionally I realize that being a gymrat slightly distorts my perception regarding this stuff.
ba8004 No.43108
>>43106There are many women who like /fit/izen, but since this is a crazy board on a chan on the Internet, you can expect that only awesome women said they like normal/skinny/halfchubby guys.
7968d7 No.43123
Are you human?
Do you like cartoons?
Do you like to fuck?
How about just chilling instead of worrying about everything?
If you answered Yes to all of those, we're a match. And you know why? Because I don't like to set standards that'll keep me disappointed until I give it up in my forties and marry the first dick to penetrate me with a wallet.
7968d7 No.43125
80062e No.43133
(Shaved off my moustache because I lost a bet. I don't usually carry the neckbeard.)
>be short, 5'7, still taller than parents (fucking shit genes on that one)
>be stronk, actually got quite a lot of muscle
>tattoos, I work with it. I'm not that good, but I do it.
>am musician.
Spend most of my days in the tattoo studio playing guitar and singing tbh. Otherwise I spend a few hours a day on playing/singing/recording.
>pretty nice guy
Can handle pretty much everything.
>downside
I got psoriasis, very mild though. I don't get many rashes, I only get a few dry-spots that show as red skin.
>pretty stable guy
Been through a lot of shit in my life, but I've survived and I've got a lot of experience.
>loves cooking
I love cooking, but I'm pretty shit at it.
>loves vidya
that pretty much explains itself
>above average penis
7.5 inches in lenght
6.6 circumference
that's about it.
e9ce08 No.43136
>>28836Define attractive. Pic related, me kek
e9ce08 No.43137
>>28834depending on if you're a 6+ qt then would be fine with all of that completely. solid 8/10 male, all of what you described, work out too.
>>288447" dick and beared kek
>>35430seconded
>>36078holy fuck…it's this faggot again. I remember your shit tier thread from yesterday. Still being a giant fag there anon?
>>36079checked all except vegetarian topkek
>>36404i-i…think i'm in love with you femanon…
e9ce08 No.43139
>>43136Some better pics, first one was today and the rest are assorted times.
>bout 6ft>beard now>play guitar, bass, drums, piano and sing a bit. more into electronic music these days though>laid back and dont argue a lot really>fuckin love vidya>6.5 - 7" dick>Irish>uncircumcised obviously>pretty cool with staying in and chilling or going out>stable job that has decent pay>studying music technology in collegeso why the fuck have i got no qt 3.14 gf femanons e9ce08 No.43140
Bumping with dick
463627 No.43141
I like when dudes look like male versions of me. Dark hair, pale, fit, and bony hands.
But I'd like them to be taller than 5'4".
23b72e No.43146
>>43140
> clearly being able to see the shape of the head straining hard against the foreskinw-why is this so hot
e9ce08 No.43150
>>43146I aim to please anon!
e9ce08 No.43152
>>43146>>43150leads me to my original question though…why do all my friends have gf's but I do not…sad times.
adc775 No.43218
I like really light hair such as blonde, or very dark hair such as black. I like lighter eyes such as greens and blues. And I prefer a guy that's really tall. It isn't a requirement but I like a male 6 foot or taller. A average or larger dick, obviously. And I like a kind of lean body. But not bony, just lean and tall.
All of that is appearance. As for personality I like the kind of nerdy video gamer crowd. It's cute and he can play with me. c:
1f6efc No.43336
>>43218So basically, skinny-jeans wearing hipster faggot?
a45f97 No.43407
>dark hair, preferably black
>dark brown or hazel/green eyes
>strong eyebrows
>deep voice
>can play an instrument
>420 friendly
>over 5'7" (my height)
>body type: irrelevant, as long as he's not morbidly obese and will get in the way of our lovemaking. Some chub/bearmode encouraged because cuddles
ae030a No.43448
>>43407>strong eyebrow>cuddlingInteresting, but nice list
a45f97 No.43481
>>43448I like a man who is a manly beast in public and a romantic softy in private with me
ae030a No.43491
>>43481>softyHeh,
I have soft skinBut a strong body.
adc775 No.43707
>>43336Exactly, that's literally my boyfriend minus the hipster.
69843e No.44192
Bumping this thread with muh list.
-we can laugh together
-nerdy
-smart and interesting to talk with
-moderately deep voice
-glasses
-nice hands and back
-handsome smile
-beard
-dark skin
-kind and playful
-serious when needed or in the bedroom
-chubby and cuddly is best (None of that thin or bulkfag bullshit.)
Above all, someone who I love and who loves me.
c735e2 No.44210
>>28845I have nearly all of this or can provide all of this and a 7" cock. But really, why do you need a 7" cock? Are you that stretched out and decrepit that you require a cock above 5" from ANYONE? If you're not saving your virginity for anyone then chances are you're just a fucktoy and not worth being provided for in any of the ways you describe you wish for.
fb0c01 No.44220
>clean
>honest and forthright
>loyal
>not necessarily /fit/ but actually takes care of themselves
>able to tolerate long babbles about science
>can give and take constructive crit
>mech suit?
Playing vidya and liking spiders are preferable bonuses. Looks never mattered as much as health, but I'm not actively looking and shit has to click just right. The fact I don't wanna bone is kind of a deal breaker anyway.
4b8af3 No.44222
>>36079lel I am all of those but I am too short and not a vegetarian
my human rights are violated
2ef25d No.44226
>>44220>I don't wanna boneAwww man, dont get my hopes up with >able to tolerate long babbles about science
and
>can give and take constructive critif you are gonna hide that at the end
df902a No.44242
Physically I like kinda femmy guys and fluffy hair, personality-wise I want someone smart who shares my interests that can be both my friend and lover.
ce82e9 No.44248
>>44222b-but I see you are from England. There are all always exceptions when it comes to foreign boys.
4b8af3 No.44285
>>44248It's the accent, isn't it?
I like accents. What's yours?
ce82e9 No.44291
>>44285..maybe ^-^
Plus I like English shy demeanor, you all seem like lewd things make you blush.
I am 'murican, midwestern lady
4b8af3 No.44297
>>44291>English shy demeanorThat's a good thing?
>LadySounds classy, that or you're a cougar :P
059a05 No.44360
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>>43139Psst senpai what r u doin with your shirt off on top of Catbells fell?
417ad1 No.44412
429bd4 No.44529
>>38620>>38620that's just a young billy mays
c8da2d No.44562
>>44291>midwestern girlExactly my type of girl!
83cee9 No.44564
>>44562>German>Not descended from 1800s German immigrants in the Midwest
>yfw you can't have her because your great x3 grand parents didn't migrate to Murica ce82e9 No.44568
>>43139idk you're a pretty cute guy, would fug
>>44562:) we are the best!
664d2a No.44857
>>28805This, with black hair and maybe a little less on the shoulders/arms
5a15b9 No.44864
>>44857I can't wait until my cut is over, dude is exactly my musculature.
93d5ad No.44877
Rate me /fem/
5'10"
black hair
Brown eyes
6.3"
Computing Scientist
Nintendo gamer
f2d0ec No.44878
71b989 No.44879
>>44877fuck off to soc/10
6c6f51 No.44897
>>44877>Computing Scientist>Nintendo GamerBait
92a75c No.44898
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Threads like this always get my hopes up.
But then I think that most of /fem/ probably isn't even genetically female and the women in my area are exactly like this video.
Then again, I'm not in the 'is she hot category' either…so idk.
My 'autism' probably would get in the way right now and my personality is probably too eccentric to find love regardless-and I've pretty much embraced that now.
93d5ad No.44899
>>44897Bait??? In what sense?
92a75c No.44900
>>44899>Nintendo>Complex computer science requiredI assume
6c6f51 No.44902
>>44899>if User.flag.eql? CostaRica> Locale.Language.switch_to.Huenglish>else> Locale.Language.switch_to.ProperEnglish>endDidn't see the flag. Nevermind.
8cf01c No.48878
>>36404>I tend to fall for guys I've been friends with for a while so we already know one another well outside of the context of a romantic relationshipso you have a lot of baggage
b6fefe No.48932
Tall, white, muscular, light hair/eyes, assertive, able to physically dominate me, able to physically protect me.
ba36c3 No.48933
b6fefe No.48936
>>28834
>be humanAs opposed to what, being an otherkin? Being a negro?
ee7649 No.49199
>>48946
You're handsome, but a beard would make you even more handsome (in my opinion anyway)
fe5697 No.49312
I guess I'm corny
46bb9f No.49328
I get compliments often that I'm handsome…I don't go out of my way to attract women though.
Regardless, I barely see any that would interest me anyways.
I don't have high standards, the woman I'm looking for tends to be rare from what I know-at least around here, but I suppose elsewhere as well.
Being different is suffering.
fe5697 No.49329
>>49328You can be handsome and still be green, I know those locust feels
651d00 No.49345
>>41082>charlieayyy
good taste.
d0e59c No.49356
I have to keep cutting. It seems I don't stand a chance until my jaw sticks out completely past my neck.
fe5697 No.49360
>>49356I have Tim Heidecker's soft pretzel-ass jawline. Don't get dysmorphic about shit that can't be concealed and are better off as character defining.
d0e59c No.49361
>>49360>implying body dysmorphia isn't the only option. fe5697 No.49362
>>49361You mean cut it off with scissors?
d0e59c No.49363
>>49362Or get surgery to tuck in loose skin after cutting to less than 15% bodyfat
fe5697 No.49364
>>49363I hope you make that money back by modeling.
57d57c No.49376
>>41819Are you ugly or just a troll?
d0e59c No.49377
>>49364I'd rather have my happiness back first.
5f543d No.49380
I'm slightly disappointed short fat bald men aren't listed. Would it help if I said I had a level 100 death knight??
085350 No.51132
>>28848>Pompadouronly faggots get that haircut
4aba93 No.51144
>>48878>hurr I only fuck guys from the disco"why on earth would I want to know anything about the people I have sex with?" - you
15d9d8 No.51154
>>37332>sensitive and romantic, while at the same time manlyyou realize how fucking impossible that is right? disney princes don't really exist. you gotta choose manly OR sensitive. no guy without a split personality disorder can be both at the same time.
>older>smarter than me>taller than me>good genes>genuinely good personyou sound needy as shit
you are literally describing every generic prince from a disney film. know the ones with names like Phillip? these guys really don't exist in our culture, you're talking about a unicorn as if you're going to find it walking around manhattan.
I've known guys that are somewhat like this, but they have serious issues too. every guy does. no guy is all these rolled into one, without a bundle of his own issues. and even those are like trying to find a diamond in an ice storm.
15d9d8 No.51155
>>38619>tattoo >deal breaker>a tattoo>arm hanging out too muchthats like a guy saying he won't date a bitch because she likes harry potter nerd. what next, no dudes with unplucked eyebrows?
15d9d8 No.51158
>>41819well, well. how long have you been spying on me missy?
4aba93 No.51163
I like tall guys!! I have a preference for 6"0 or over, but I'll settle for a guy at least 5 inches taller than me (I'm 5"6).
They have to have a few years older than me with a steady well-paying job with a good college degree and have moved out of their parents' house long ago.
He should have a driver's licence and a drivable car (by that I mean a car that I wont be embarrassed to be seen in, like some 1997 cinquecento, ew).
He should be attractive in a classical way (tall, dark and handsome!), and not dress like a slob.
He should be well-groomed and shower daily, and with no overgrown beard or side burns.
He of course has to be confident. With a smile that would make you melt! He should know how to be personable and talk to me but at the same time not be too chatty. He should know how to initiate good conversation with me and other people. My friends have to like him too, all of them. Oh, and my cat.
He should be fun! Like, know all the best clubs and restaurants to take me out to. Maybe know a few club owners to get us into the VIP section ;)
I won't go out with any guy that doesn't have a good relationship with his mom. I mean, I don't want a momma's boy who calls his mother everyday (yuck) but still be close to her.
I like athletic guys too! Nothing I like more than a good six pack ;)
Though I don't like those creepy guys who hang out at the gym all day, and if he was on a sports team then I think that would probably take up too much of his time and I would never get to see him. So, both of those are deal-breakers.
I think that's about it….. oh, he should earn more than 65 grand a year, be chivalrous, be low maintenance and treat me like a lady :)
7186ce No.51177
5'7, Been told I look good but I don't know really. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm a Stress Picker and Been really fuckin stressful lately. Let me know what you think.
0a0cb4 No.51185
7186ce No.51186
>>51185You know it, Bitch.
1afa42 No.51199
Veins.
86b805 No.51222
86b805 No.51227
>>36932You colossal faggot.
I admit I hate /fem/, it's stupid and navel-gazing, like /r9k/. I visit because it's funny. But the board is shit. And the reason it's shit is because of omega cunts like you crawling in and literally begging for attention.
You're as bad as, if not worse than sweti swami sticking her cold clammy cunt into /r9k/. You post here solely to pump up your own piddling ego. And it's pathetic.
Stop begging random women you will never meet to make you feel good.
97773f No.51231
>>51227i should make a rule on /fem/ of no beta / omega males allowed
006383 No.51233
>>51231and the reason that hasn't been a rule from day 1 is because….
97773f No.51234
4aba93 No.51241
>>51231good thing strong alpha males like me are still allowed to hang around with you ladies
8e0cea No.51247
>>51231but board traffic will cut in half without your orbiters fawning over you
2d8820 No.51262
>>51234>>51241Mmmhmm, I think I can see what's going to happen here.
86b805 No.51328
>>51231Legit question, why are you so attention starved that you would tripfag on 8chan?
What went wrong in your life?
Seriously, I dislike you, but I don't hate you. You should probably find something else to do other than attention whore. You realise your "fanbase" doesn't respect you the same way people respect hotwheels? They just like you because they know you are a girl, and you get up in peoples faces and shitpost constantly.
Tripfags aren't cancer, but most are. The reason why /fem/ is a tumour is because it was spawned from your cancer cell. If you had removed the trip, been subtle about board promotion, and generally more intelligent, this board could have been something cool. Instead you dragged in half of /r9k/ and half of /soc/ forming a disgusting bastard lovechild that never had a chance to develop its own culture.
4ae04f No.51332
>>51328I don't like swami but as a regular poster here I think a lot of the other girls who post here are nice. /fem/ is okay.
f7d8d0 No.51366
Summarizing the thread:
>be alpha
>anything less than alpha actively disgusts women
8e0cea No.51370
>>51328/r9k/ would have swarmed any hypothetical female oriented board. If anything, Swami's trolltastic banning practices have been great for fending them off.
2d8820 No.51377
>>51366Don't take it like that. They don't mean that.
It's a thread about what qualities they find MOST ATTRACTIVE. For most people there's a difference between our most appealing fantasies and what standards we actually have for dating.
They never said being less than the best made you bad, unacceptable, or disgusting.
d0e59c No.51403
>>51377>implying anyone can actually love each other without the ideal 05880b No.51431
>>28834tfw its your nature to go full ham
3f0823 No.51456
>has two x chromasomes
>has a pair of c cup tits
>shapely ass
>hips and thighs
>long legs
>vagina
b3806b No.59155
>>28848
>hygenic>pompadour>enjoys prostate stimulation>fashionsounds like you want a gay dude
b3806b No.59157
>>43152protip from a crafty veteran, it's not your dick.
why do guys think this?
b3806b No.59159
2f3d70 No.59172
835bc1 No.64817
Physical :
>Strong arms to firmly caress me in a tight grip whenever I go on a hysteric anxiety-fueled fit.
Personality :
> a guy that I feel secure around and when spending time together, I won't feel that I need to assume some role and can just be myself.