ea0811 No.42000
Do you ever use sex toys, femanon?
b12175 No.42029
I've got 2 dildos right now, different sizes for anal/vaginal. With the money I got this Christmas though I plan on getting more.
I want a vibrator, but I'm completely new to it and don't want anything that'll sand my clit off.
12c0f5 No.42036
>>42029You should totally buy something which Sands your clit off. Something which vibrates pretty roughly and attacks your defenseless clit.
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12c0f5 No.42063
>>42052I love torturing clits! I would ram the world stongest vibrataor onto a girls clit and let her scream, wet the bed, take a shit, squirt a barrel and pass out about 200 times if I could.
I wish I was a living tentacle/parasite panty so I could stimulate someones ass, vagina and clit all the time if I could, making her to a mindles puddle of joy.
aa067e No.42065
b23deb No.42067
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12c0f5 No.42070
>>42065STOP MAKING ME HORNY, CANADA! I WANT TO HAVE VERY VERY ROUGH SEX WITH A GIRL RIGHT NOW!
33d0c7 No.42079
>>42000I mastered the art of pillow fucking in my teens, so I never had much of a need for toys.
I looked after a dog for a qt guy while he was away for a week, I fucked all his bedstuff and left my sweat, cum and lust pheromones on his linens.
62215f No.42084
So do women have it better than men when it comes to self pleasure?
12c0f5 No.42089
>>42084Pleasure? Yes.
Fun? No.
Women will never have the fun of slamming your dick on tables or use the penis as towel holder.
c48df0 No.42090
>>42000Every night I use a vibe to get off!
:)
c48df0 No.42091
>>42079>I fucked all his bedstuff and left my sweat, cum and lust pheromones on his linens.Goddamn.
c48df0 No.42092
eea44e No.42128
>>42063Welp.
It's true that clitoral stimulators are much better than normal dildos or vibrators though, I remember one day I fapped 10 times (yes I counted them) within 3 hours using one of these.
You ain't going to use a dildo again if you switch to these.
11dad5 No.42133
Anything else is shit-tier.
e00e2b No.42135
>future in-laws know I own cats
>I get a "cat toy" in my stocking this year from them
>it's a bullet vibrator with little nubby legs and a feather tied to it
>mfw
12c0f5 No.42149
>>42128Well, the clit is pretty much like the penis.
But goddamn, I wish I could cum 10 times in 3 hours. i bet it was your most awesome day!
>>42133Why is this one so good then?
40b8cd No.42154
>>42089They also never get to do that thing where you stand like a sumo and slap your balls against your leg from side to side by shifting your weight.
11dad5 No.42160
>>42149>Why is this one so good then?The size of the head transfers the vibrations efficiently. And it can vibrate really fucking hard!
690635 No.42162
>>42135It was supposed to be an electronical massagist. To relax your back.
Stop having lewd ideas.
42d04e No.42165
>>42162
>the french lecturing anyone on lewd ideas eea44e No.42172
>>42133Yes, something like that. The thing is that I have trouble hiding sex toys so I avoid buying any. In my case I was lucky that my epilator also had a scrubber addon, which doesn't really scrub anything, it just vibrates. Always with panties on though, I wouldn't try it directly on the skin even if it seems harmless.
So it looks like a normal beauty product but it's handy for some alone time. Thanks Phillips.
>>42149>i bet it was your most awesome dayIt sure was, but I attribute half of it to finding good porn of my husbando that day. A good sex toy alone is nothing.
fb41f3 No.42191
>>42000Nah. I'm a virgin, and I don't know the first thing about buying this kind of stuff. Plus I'm constantly worried that if I do buy one, it would get found or something, even though I doubt my roommates would go through my stuff.
3812dc No.42401
Forgive my plebby opinion but, why do women not do the whole penetrative friction thing the same what men do?
If I had a fleshlight, I'd be all 420-POUND IT, but with a vibrator most of you girls just seem to press it on there…
Why no tickling the uterus entrance?
You must understand that men like & get off on the gynecology, the rich and penetrative…
I want to see it! And I want to hear you talk dirty about how I'm knocking on the door of your baby factory. Also; speculums and shit. I want to see it all laid bare; kind of like deconstructing a lego pirate ship to look at what's inside.
I'd show you inside my urethra all the way to my balls if I could…
What would you women like from us men?
c48df0 No.42421
>>42401Because it feels good on the clit and not so much anywhere else.
c836a3 No.42436
What the fuck this is fucking sick
t. guy
aa067e No.42499
>>42436You're lucky your hand evolved to grasp your penis perfectly, so you wouldn't need women.
My evo-201 professor believes humans evolved opposable thumbs just for that reason.
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1775b3 No.48083
I want to explore BDSM sex toys! I don't really know anything about them but I want to try them all! Ball gags, blindfolds, cuffs, collars and leashes, paddles, rope, everything!! I want to do all of it!!
But I don't know where to start or what all is out there. Halp?
e95188 No.48106
>>48083Fuck why can't I find girls like you ir :/
efda2e No.48135
Embedding error.
>>42079Well, did you at least fuck the guy?
or his dog?>>480831.) Get yourself a man if you don't want to join a BDSM community
2.) Order silk rope and toys online if there's no sex shop nearby
3.) Download some rope-play videos to show your man like:
http://www.knottyboys.com/code/downloads.php4.) Always be mindful of safety and clean objects before and after use
5.) Enjoy
cececd No.48157
>>42079I have around 15 or so pillows on my bed, give or take. Will you fuck them for me?
Can I watch? ea9a20 No.48160
No, I'm a virgin and I will remain so until we have sex when we get married after being together and chaste together for 5 years.
a0849d No.48162
>>42401Eh I like to switch it up personally, you also have to remember that in most cases it is much harder to get off on penetrative for women. Compared to clitoral stimulation it just does not measure up. The only reason I like to switch it around is because orgasms feel different depending on where I'm stimulating and that's kind of fun. But if I just want me some self-loving? Straight to the clit.
1775b3 No.48163
>>48160But you can dildo yourself and still be a virgin, anon. You can get a vibrator and even keep your hymen intact.
1407e4 No.48169
i just haphazardly ram vegetables into my vagina.
tonight it was a bell pepper and several portabellos.
e95188 No.48170
98caa1 No.50601
I recently got one of those massage thingies, but I haven't used it much.
665d75 No.50648
>>42191Male here. Dated a girl for a long time and I got her a couple vibes because why not? She left a big pink vibrator out when people came over *multiple* times. Funny as shit.
Anyways some people will judge, so dont go showing everyone. But in general female sex toys are more socially acceptable, and people from the younger generations mostly dont care.
Anyways to start out you can get a decent vibe at Spencers or something. But every girl I know who wants a real toy eventually gets a hitachi. Theres a reason theyre the go to toy of porn.
6d3f4b No.50660
they're called men
53f88b No.50672
>>50648wish they weren't so boring to watch.
665d75 No.50675
>>50672Eh I suppose. For me her pleasure is what appeals to me. Its all in the face andnthe hips. Plus Im big into the bdsm shit of all sorts. Errybody gettin raped. And for forced orgasms its way better. I wish there was an equivalent for guys and we didnt have to cool down afterwards.
c2335b No.50686
>>50670It's now 3 inches :^)
5651bd No.50699
www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-mod-multivibrating-open-source-dildo
Just ask /g/ for some help if you don't know how to program.
1775b3 No.50700
>>50699This is exciting technology but the guys talking about it are faggoty ass cucklords though, "gender neutral" my ass thats a fuckin plastic dick m8
2a59fc No.54711
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>>42401>What would you women like from us men?Well pic related was a very very nice gift a friend of mine just got me.
I don't know what it says about me that my guy friend had to have a sit down with me and explain that normal grills have vibrators. He was right though; best gift ever. 95b311 No.54726
>>42000Nope, I rarely masturbate and I started doing it much later than most of you (17), so it still feels relatively new to me.
bb4ab3 No.54920
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>>42089>ex gf has been getting into strapon play>she's supposed to be at work>swing by her place to water her plants, drop off some pastries I bought her as a nice surprise>open door>she's in her living room>Totally clothed, but wearing her strapon"I know it's weird anon, but I love having this. I've been slapping things with it and hanging stuff off of it."
>discuss this with her>apparently she really enjoys just wearing it around her place sometimes>says she really got jealous when I used my penis as a towel rack onceFreud was right, penis envy is real.
9d871d No.54934
>>54920i laughed
while it seems weird to have a dingly dong between your hamhocks, it's pretty much always been my "thing" to get off on the idea of fucking a girl
like, imagining what itd be like to have a cock and be able to put it inside of a pussy for the first time
it must feel really nice what with all the slipperyness and the wet pleats enveloping your dick and shit
otherwise, it's gotta be weird to just have it hanging there, right? like, at least a plastic prick is at a constant 90 degree angle… a real one just droops down most of the time like a sad balloon
bb4ab3 No.54941
>>54934It's not the same, I know, but say hello to your new best friend. I recommend using a harness still, only certain harnesses work but it helps keep it in place better than just letting your PC muscles hold it.
2a59fc No.54949
>>48083While we're on the subject, I'm just going to mention vampire gloves as being one of my favorite things ever.
Depending on the role(s) that interest you, there are a lot of guides for starting out.
7ed474 No.55471
>>54949oh fuck
never knew this was a thing
i'm into getting my back scratched bloody and never knew about this until now. thanks anon.
684d1f No.55509
>>54941This looks intriguing.
20adbd No.56720
>>54934guy here. If it was up to me I'd do away with my cock and balls both. They really just get in the way. What's worse is I'm a white guy so it's not too bad for me but if I was a negro or such it's not uncommon to have a foot of flaccid cock jumbled into your pants at any given time. For the uninitiated, that's a lot of cock. Nevermind a fully erect penis that's a foot flaccid. A dick that's a foot flaccid is too much dick for a lot of smaller women.
Actually that's a bit of misnomer. You can never have too much dick, just not enough vagina. i.e. end of the line.
Masterbation and hormones that give me muscles are nice but I wish all my shit was self contained like a dolphin or an alligator. That's just me though.
aa067e No.56776
>>54941Some even have the vibrations only work when the penis is moving. So you have to trust to get the vibe action.
It's as close a women will ever get to experiencing a dick.
7f506e No.56843
>>54934As a mananon, I feel this but the exact opposite. Sometimes I wish I had a pussy that could be filled by a cock - whether it be fake or otherwise. Anal isn't pleasurable at all in my opinion, sadly.
286751 No.56851
>>56776Dicks dont vibrate
bb4ab3 No.56855
>>56851>>56776No, but the visual is often enough. Coupled with a harness to keep it in place and the features to stimulate her, it's pretty damn close.
I've never heard of ones that vibrate with movement, though I can't really see how those would be all that much fun. Seems overcomplicated.
5651bd No.56868
>>56851Michael J Fox's does
12f770 No.56876
My bullet vibrator disappeared when I moved. Twas a sad day.
I want a glass dildo off of Amazon but don't have cash for impulse buys right now and it's out of stock anyway. The only "toy" I have for sex at the moment is a silk scarf with a modified slip knot for choking.
3c2735 No.56915
>>54920>>54934penis envy is my ultimate feitsh. maybe somedya
a7442e No.56993
>tfw using mom's amazon prime
>cant order one with free shipping or else it will show up on her account
>have to pay shipping
>don't know where to buy one or what to buy because every time I buy one it smells weird or is the sise of a human forearm and I can't use it
Obtaining one is the worst part.
38f9c9 No.56995
>>56993Solution: Hey ma, I wanna get off and I don't want to get pregnant, so I'm buying an adult toy on your account, heres the cash. Thanks for being an understanding human who has been pregnant before.
a7442e No.56996
>>56995>implying she wouldn't just treat me with disappointment and scorn like with everything else and I'm just trying to avoid that and don't mind paying money to avoid that 38f9c9 No.56997
>>56996You're gonna have to let go of your moms apron strings some day, and it won't hurt to start an adult dialogue with her to get that ball rolling, unless she believes in an invisible man in the clouds, in which case she is a child and might throw a tantrum. Up to you, anon.
a7442e No.57000
>>56997I was hoping to learn more about sex toys, not about my dysfunctional family situation.
38f9c9 No.57005
>>57000Find a Castle megastore, browse the toy aisle. if its battery operated, they will put batteries in it and hold it against the counter so you are guaranteed it isnt a dud. Develop a personal taste from there. Its your vagina, YMMV. I hear a real crowd-pleaser is The Rabbit, or that one pink and chrome one that looks like the handle of a kitchen utensil.
bb4ab3 No.57128
>>56993Just a quick note: most physical sex toy shops sell "adult novelties" and not sex toys. There is a difference. The sex toy industry is unregulated and thus a lot of really sketchy things go into sex toys/their design.
>Rubber cannot be sterilized and is highly porous, will end up harboring bacteria>PVC is same, can also contain phthalates and BPA's >Jellies, HDPE plastics, etc. are same as aboveSo if you really are wanting a sex toy, please look into options that're safe. If the materials used aren't used in medical implants, they shouldn't be used for sex toys. Your only options really are medical grade silicone, stainless steel, and glass.
>never buy from a manufacturer that doesn't release a MSDS and lab analysis of their materials>always do your homework/digging to ensure the materials used are safe, "silicone blend" is often still unsafe>learn to accept higher sex toy prices, as the properly made toys will last much longer, can be shared between partners, can be sterilized, etc. a7442e No.57163
>>57128Jesus christ. I'm just not gonna get off.
Fuck it. Seriously fuck it.
bb4ab3 No.57167
>>57163You do know you can be given a list of trustworthy manufacturers and just order their products from Amazon. Calm down, you'll never enjoy things if you give up that quickly.
0e2658 No.57385
>>57128>Your only options really are medical grade silicone, stainless steel, and glass. >hasn't figured out to just use condoms with your toys, which even come lubricated>>56993>Obtaining one is the worst part.And speaking of childlike ingenuity, let's just say it tends to be that life, uh… finds a way. Especially when it's the way to answer your highly demanding consumer needs.