3fd0a7 No.47991
>/fem/
>no makeup/hair/beauty thread
3fd0a7 No.47992
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3fd0a7 No.47994
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3fd0a7 No.47995
ea2a83 No.47997
Your face is merely a canvas and my face is a blossoming flower of perfection, I have no need for makeup
3fd0a7 No.47998
ea2a83 No.47999
Why did 8chan save just a space in my email field!
3fd0a7 No.48000
>>47999You're just special.
3fd0a7 No.48008
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3fd0a7 No.48012
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ea2a83 No.48017
>>48014That eyebrow is over an eyebrow instead of an eye!
3fd0a7 No.48018
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3fd0a7 No.48019
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ea2a83 No.48021
>>48018Pssst madam there's a bulk image option btw
3fd0a7 No.48022
>>48021oshit.
Not gonna lie, I only recently migrated to 8chan.
147871 No.48080
I have had short hair pretty much all my life but I'd like to grow it out long. Right now my hair is about shoulder length. Is there anything I need to know about caring for long hair other than just using shampoo and conditioner?
ba7b7f No.48098
ba7b7f No.48099
>>48080I use this mane and tail shampoo and conditioner, it's made for horses I guess, but it works extremely well on all hair types. Pretty cheap too so that's a bonus.
ba7b7f No.48103
ba7b7f No.48229
bump
c94ed9 No.50231
Why is this not stickied?
0040b1 No.50252
I'll give you women a bit of advice, men don't like lots and lots of makeup piled on to womens faces…not decent men who aren't total plebs anyway.
>less is more
>naturality over fakeness
In saying that, I always appreciate some well looked after hair so there's always that I guess.
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147871 No.50261
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147871 No.50263
How to use a sheer glitter topper to get full glitter coverage in just one coat
f5f831 No.50277
f5f831 No.50281
>>50252>I'll give you women a bit of advice, men don't like lots and lots of makeup piled on to womens facesI think most men don't understand how makeup works, or what it is. There's a huge difference between wearing full coverage and light coverage. There's a huge difference between wearing a shitty orange foundation over bad skin, caked on with a nasty brush, and someone with good skin wearing a bb cream.
Makeup that's done well is supposed to look natural, it's supposed to look like it's your own skin.
Makeup that's heavy is because the woman is a n00b (usually young girls do this), has some deformity or skin problem (like heavy cystic acne) oooor because she has some sort of mental problems/is stupid (eg. chavs).
Image related, she's wearing makeup.
f5f831 No.50285
f5f831 No.50289
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Has anyone here tried the vinegar hair thing?
I'm tempted to try it, but I don't want it to mess up my hair, or make it reek of vinegar for weeks.
f5f831 No.50292
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f5f831 No.50298
Does anyone know a good brand/product for 'dewy skin' (img related)? I've been curious about it lately, and would love to try it out, but I don't know what to buy.
147871 No.50312
>>50298You can save money going DIY and spend all night masturbating like that one chapter in WataMote.
f12bfd No.50319
>In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony makeup. But because, I am enlightened by my flower of perfection.
f12bfd No.50320
>>50319meant to reply
>>47997 f5f831 No.50343
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>>50312Plz no chinese cartoons
f5f831 No.50457
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285aef No.50523
I think this the right thread for my question.
Why do women wax off their eyebrows only to draw them on later and looking like perpetually surprised mannequins?
Are you just that fucking retarded?
f5f831 No.50529
>>50523>Why do women wax off their eyebrows only to draw them on later and looking like perpetually surprised mannequins?see
http://www.8ch.net/fem/res/48463.html#50177It's basically peer pressure and a weird myth perpetuated by beauticians and old crones, that it makes you look more feminine. Guys tend to have bushy eyebrows, so I guess the logical step is to eradicate all eyebrow hair to look ultra feminine.
b61dc5 No.50536
I'll never understand women who use makeup, yeah sure it can make you "more" attractive but it's a lie.
Besides it's unhealthy and makes you age like fruit.
Don't use make up girls, men like natural looks, not shit that's supposed to look natural but isn't.
f5f831 No.50543
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>>50536>yeah sure it can make you "more" attractive but it's a lieIt depends on how you use it, it's mostly to highlight features and such. Most women wear bras to make their boobs look perky and nice clothes, you wouldn't call them liars.
>it's unhealthy and makes you age like fruitIncorrect. While there are certain chemicals which can worsen your skin in terms of propensity for acne and ellergen sensitivity, makeup actually prevents the skin from aging due to the barrier it creates, or can create, between your skin and the sun.
It's like wearing sun screen all year round (if your makeup has SPF) and can be great if you live in the city, where there are many gross pollutants in the air.
>Don't use make up girls, men like Why do you think we all care what men like? If I cared 100% about what men like I'd get huge fake tits and never disagree with a man.
f5f831 No.50545
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All we need now is one of those ugly girls who wears no makeup to come and tell us about how she's "not like all the other girls" and far superior because she's too lazy to even put sunscreen on her face
The prophecy will be complete and the makeup beelzebub will merge with all us vapid sloots to create the superbimbo.
b61dc5 No.50551
>>50543>Makeup is actually safe and healthy and whateverFine, I don't really know much about this so yeah, I yied.
>Why do you think we all care what men like?Because makeup revolves around the idea of becoming more attractive and enhancing you features, it's peacock shit to increase your chances of luring a mate, if you only care about healthy skin just use sun screen.
>Men like fake tits.Hahaha, OH WOW, where did you get that shit from?
It's clear that you don't really know what men look for in a woman, the less artificial the better.
f5f831 No.50553
>>50551>it's peacock shit to increase your chances of luring a mateWell, my bf loves my makeup so I guess I've been successful in 'luring a mate'.
b61dc5 No.50555
f5f831 No.50560
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>>50555>see??
I said I don't care 100% what guys think, which implies I care a slight bit. I think you misunderstood me anon, I apologise for not laying out my sentences more clearly.
Partially I do of course care, because I want to look attractive to the opposite sex. Wearing makeup helps me with that because it prevents me from getting UV A and B damage, it highlights my nice features (such as my eyes and freckles) and makes me look more attractive, which is an asset in this 'appearances count' world.
I know it's difficult to let go of this false binary of 'women who care about fashion and makeup are all bimbos, women who play vidya and are intellectual don't wear any' ,but it's simply not true. The reality is far more complex, and I will concede that there are women who do their makeup incorrectly, use too much of it, are lying with their makeup etc. but that's not the majority of women.
Most women actually wear makeup anon, you just don't notice it because it's done well.
I think you should also analyse why you're against makeup from a purely practical sense. Having a gender binary is a good and natural thing, makeup, long hair, cute dresses and all that junk reinforces this binary. Why do you want women to be less feminine?
f5f831 No.50566
b61dc5 No.50567
>>50560>Most women actually wear makeup anon, you just don't notice it because it's done well. Not true, I'm fairly capable of telling if a girl is caked in makeup or just wears eyeliner, I've been around lots of women from different ages and socio-cultural divisions and I've discovered that only westernized teenagers and really old ladies wear makeup, the rest just don't.
>make up makes women femenineAnd who taught you that? May I ask.
Feminity is in all effects an intrinsic product of the gender, such as masculinty for men, or in other words, females are femenine by nature, painting their faces is just a subset of cultural behaviors associated with feminity, not the other way around.
Feminity has nothing to do with makeup, a woman is femenine wether she wears cosmetics or not.
f5f831 No.50570
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>>50567>Not true, I'm fairly capable of telling if a girl is caked in makeup or just wears eyelinerTOP. KEK.
You know you can wear makeup without it being caked on, right?
This is a makeup thread, so we're going to post makeup. If someone else wishes to debate you, that's cool, but I'm not going to continue talking to someone who thinks 'western women' is a thing. Like french, american and canadian women are all a monolith. Also, in the east makeup is a way bigger thing than in the west. Korean women are INSANE about makeup. They take it to a whole new level.
You yourself claimed not to know anything about makeup, so why do you wish to talk about it? It's like a gazelle trying to tell the lion how to catch it better. I've never had problem attracting men, but the next time I want to bag myself a 20 year old mexican boy, I'll give you a call.
d28585 No.50571
>>50567>WesternizedThe term is Americanized
Mexico is Western, if it wasn't Western then Mexico has no identity
b61dc5 No.50575
>>50571yeah, it's not a USA thing though, I'm not really sure how to call this set of values and beliefs.
>>50570>refuting with "OMG HERPADERP WOMEN WEAR MAKE UP GIT OVER IT LOL">passive agressive ad hominemYeah, not really worth the talk.
f5f831 No.50579
>>50575Brah, you're butthurt. It's ok, let it flow through you like a stale burrito. You're just young, you feel invincible and all knowing. Read a little, live a little, keep an open mind and a heart full of love. One day you'll open your eyes and see the world a bit.
Just look at facts and data instead of going for the feels.
p.s I know you think the west is horrid, but women wearing makeup, cute clothes and perfume is not symptomatic of the west's decadence and moral destruction. Certain other things are, such as mass immigration, white guilt and self hatred.
b61dc5 No.50581
>>50579>brah, you're butthurt>following me around on every thread I comment to bitch about mexico. Yeah no, follow your own advice.
f5f831 No.50583
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>>50581I was on ONE thread you were on?…
See, another example of you not thinking logically. You need to face your demons yo. The world isn't retarded and full of meanies, it's YOU that has an attitude problem.
Good luck with your life. I hope you grow as a person.
Sorry for writing in such a spammy manner, but I type super fast like in the gif kek
f5f831 No.50584
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b61dc5 No.50585
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>>50583>it's YOU that has an attitude problem.
>look guise, mexican parasyte here has an opinion,I'm going to cherrypick some images of ugly fat mexicans to prove that my argument is correct however that works.You're on the lowest tier.
Anyway, enjoy your make up thread, bye.
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f76f61 No.50591
>>47991As a man, I generally avoid women with eye makeup, especially heavy. It usually compensates and takes away from their other ugly features.
f5f831 No.50593
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594060 No.50602
>>50289Vinegar as conditioner with baking soda "shampoo" ? I've tried that, works fine and my hair felt really nice after
ba7b7f No.50610
>>50591as a woman, I'll be glad to avoid you.
25775f No.50738
Why even use make up?
363ec7 No.50739
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>>50553>my bf said he loves my makeupI think saying stuff like that can turn out to be a pretty subtle insult. I never tell some women who wear glasses that they look better with them on either, and it turns out I stop paying mind to it and they end up feeling more comfortable as opposed to when I say they do. Nothing good comes out of constantly doing superficial bullshit for the sake of it imo.
f5f831 No.50742
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>>50738To look bad. Herp derp.
Is this /fem/ or a place for betas to whine? Is there an actual female fashion/makeup board on 8chan?
f5f831 No.50743
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>>50739> Nothing good comes out of constantly doing superficial bullshit for the sake of it imo.?
Wearing makeup= constantly doing superficial shit
Ok? Why do you want to discuss this here though? I mean, a lot of women wear makeup, like dresses, do their nails etc. If you don't like it, you're free to open a tomboy thread or 'speshul snaflake' thread if you want.
I mean, it's like coming into a warhammer thread complaining that you don't like warhammer.
f5f831 No.50745
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>>50602Ah, I might give it a go. I'm sick of buying expensive shampoo that basically has the ingredients of cheap dishwasher soap.
>>50610kek. It's like this all the time. Is there a makeup/fashion/girly stuff board or something? Someone mentioned it on lolcow.farm (go there and join us sister, it's mostly girls) but I still haven't been able to find the board.
363ec7 No.50756
>>50743>Why do you want to discuss using makeup in a makeup threadYou went ahead and followed it up, and it feels wrong to me to encourage the practice in a relationship, so I said it. I'm not going to lie and say it's not good for standing out, but doing it just to please someone at base just doesn't seem nice.
Though if you have fun with it somehow, who am I to talk shit? Keep doing your thing I suppose.
f5f831 No.50758
>what omegas think women who wear makeup look like
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f5f831 No.50769
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f5f831 No.51648
9907e7 No.51661
I have both quality make up and good brushes but I am seriously retarded when it comes to putting make up on. I have two eye styles that I constantly do because it's the only thing I can do with my eyes without either looking like a clown or a victim of violence. No matter how many pictures and videos I look at it doesn't change. Also, when it comes to lipstick, I got some MAC lipstick and something to put on before it so the lipstick stays on. It does not work on me. It's very frustrating ;___;
f5f831 No.51664
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>>51661>brushesYou might want to avoid brushes actually. They're not very hygenic and only advisable if you're a burn victim or you have cystic acne in my opinion (v high coverage).
Use your fingers. They warm up the so called paste of whatever you're using, making application easier, they give a more natural finish, they're much more hygenic. Makeup artists actually use fingers more often than brushes. Brushes are just this thing big businesses like to push on n00bs when they don't really need it.
The only brush I use is a kabuki brush, if I'm going to some event like a dinner party and need that matte powder crap.
I'm not saying throw away your brushes, they can still be great for powders (eyeshadows, powder) but blending with fingers will always trump brushes when it comes to looking smooth and natural.
9907e7 No.51669
>>51664I got 2 brushes, same ones, for contouring which I didn't open because I've no time to will to put make up on on a regular basis and when I do need make up I kinda fear I'll end up looking with a dirty looking face if I try it. I have the kabuki brush for the MAC prep and prime. A blush brush and 2 different ones for an eyeshadow application. I tried a brush for foundation but I didn't like it. I prefer either fingers or that spongy thing. But I don't know, I think I need practice but I'm too lazy to wear make up when I don't have to.
f5f831 No.51672
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>>51661Eye makeup is tricky for some people because of eye shapes. I have exactly the same problem as you because I have hooded eyes, so I look terrible in eyeshadows, because you can't really see my eye lids.
You should just accept that your eyeshape/face structure might not be compatible with heavy eyeshadow. Embrace slight lid shimmers and subtle eyeliners.
As for lipstick, try other things. I also end up licking all my lipstick off. Try lip tints (it's like an ink that absorbs into your lips) or matte liquid lipstick, or even a good lip balm. Experiment a bit and find what works for you.
9907e7 No.51673
>>51672Yes and that's horrible, the lipstick thing. I end up having it on the edges but not no where else, it looks ugly. I might have to stop using it but I don't want to :(
f5f831 No.51682
>>51669You should really reconsider using foundation, have you tried bb creams? They're like unicorn ballsack essence if you get a good one. Stay away from maybelline and garnier bb creams though.
Image related, some good and cheap korean bb creams. BE VERY CAREFUL about the korean bb creams because some have this whitening thing. Make sure they're not ACTUALLY skin whitening, and that they're just referring to sun protection (which makes you pale).
>>51673If it's a reddish coloured lipstick you can get away with using it as a blusher perhaps? I know how you feel, I hate wasting stuff. You might want to try 'cheapo' makeup before buying big brands so you feel less bad about throwing stuff away.
This is where I get some of my random samples etc. when I'm in the mood
http://stores.ebay.com/BELLO-GIRL?_rdc=1you can find shops like this all over ebay. They're cheapo with FREE international shipping.
9907e7 No.51687
>>51682I wear foundation maybe once a month. I have really clear skin and everyone raves about it constantly. I only wear it when I get a rare pre-period outbreak and I have to work. The creams didn't really help with that but I am willing to give it another go. Which of the brands would you recommend that I can buy in the shops? Bipa or DM or any other that sells make up. Please just not over 30 euros, I've spend a lot of money in the last two months!
9907e7 No.51696
>>51687Also note I have really dry skin!
f5f831 No.51699
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>>51687>>51696I think you should treat your dry skin seperately from the skin covering issue.Have you tried coconut oil? Like the kind you can buy in your supermarket. One night and my skin gets all nice.
Creams, like the little pots of 'moisturiser' you can buy in any beauty shop, are often a huge scam. They use petrol oils that are dirt cheap and industrial waste, so you're paying for subpar ingredients. There are some great moisturisers out there eg. body shop, but a lot of them are scammy and subpar. Try going back to the roots and use coconut oil, olive oil etc. that way at least you know where it came from.
Skinfood and missha are some good bb cream brands (missha has great sun protection) and they're waaaaay under 30 euros, more like 10 euros or less a pop if you go on ebay.
9907e7 No.51701
>>51699I've got coconut oil, yes. I'll look around now online. Thank you!
9907e7 No.51709
>>51699Just ordered the Missha one from Amazon. It's 13,90 so even if it's not good I won't be sorry. It's my skin tone so that should be good. Thanks, I'll let you know how it is tomorrow evening!
f5f831 No.51711
>>51709Awesome! Hope it matches your skintone, that can sometimes be tricky. Missha tends to run pale, so as long as you're white, you should be fine.
9907e7 No.51714
>>51711Yeah I'm between pale and normal-ish, so I ordered natural beige. It should match right, especially what I've seen on the pictures when I googled.
f5f831 No.51720
>>51714which one did you buy exactly
the red one takes a while to oxidise (like a few minutes) so the colour will change after you apply it
9907e7 No.51722
>>51720Missha M Perfect Cover B.B Cream No. 23 SPF 42 PA+++
In my einkaufswagen it shows a pic of a brownish tube, but when I was buying it it was a red one lol. But yeah, I read that the red one is grayish when applied at first and needs a bit to settle.
f5f831 No.52805
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>>51722I hope it turned out fine! I like to buy bb cream samples before I buy the whole thing, but I guess if it's the wrong shade you can still use it as a tinted sunscreen on your body. It sounds weird but I do that and it looks really nice when you're wearing a sundress. Makes your legs look nice and slim.
30895e No.52828
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
ayyyy lmao
a0a808 No.52833
>>52805Hey, I had to cancel the express shipment because it wouldn't really be delivered the next day so I got a normal prime one. It's coming here on Monday but I'll only get it on Saturday as I'm currently away. I am really excited to try it out. I mentioned before I tried a BB cream but when I googled more about it I realized I haven't. I tried those tinted creams that are apparently different.
a0a808 No.52834
>>52828>chocolate bar paletteoh doge why
f5f831 No.52835
>>52828I thought I was on lolcow for a sec, got really confused lol
I think she's getting fatter, anyone else seeing it?
3725cb No.52836
>>52828barf
i hate fat people
aee16f No.52838
>>52835no your eyes must be playing tricks on you
f5f831 No.52840
>>52836She's not just fat, she's a planet of ham.
>>52838kek
a0a808 No.52841
30895e No.52845
>>52840I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSTED IT, OH MY FUCKING GOD. I'M DYING.
aee16f No.52847
a11a48 No.52856
>Wearing makeup without putting serious time into making it a work of art
>Just having eyeshadow on
Stop this
f5f831 No.52858
>>52847She's basically this shitty obnoxious 'makeup guru'
She also has nudes if you want your eyes to shrivel and fall out.
a0a808 No.52859
>>52858I am interested even though I already regret it
aee16f No.52861
>>52858i have had quite enough horror for one day thank you
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f5f831 No.52863
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>>52861Just take a peek yo
a0a808 No.52864
>>52863she looks like she's drowning
a0a808 No.52868
>>52867NO
I'm disgusted and also mad that this fucking animal gets or got laid.
f5f831 No.52870
>>52868She also has genital herpes and is 'body positive'.
30895e No.52871
>>52868Darling, fret not. It's an LDR and she lost her virginity by going on Craigslist and contracting herpes from a stranger. She has urine burns.
a0a808 No.52872
>>52870I'm just pissed that between that and me, someone is fucking that.
I don't give a fuck about her STDs and that she is 'happy' with her size. Honestly let all those bitches and whores get fat. They'll die sooner and won't be 'competition'.
30895e No.52874
>>52872I can't sympathize with you because I don't care about competing with anything, but this isn't someone to be upset over. It's a girl dating a feeder.
a0a808 No.52875
>>52874Eh it's just a phrase I guess. Sorry but I've been alone for too fucking long so I'm acting out.
And I guess you're right. It's pretty fucking disgusting. How do two obese people have sex btw? I mean, you have to get all those fucking rolls out of the way and shit. I don't know man
30895e No.52877
>>52875We.. we still haven't figured that out, because her vag is this massive slit and her boyfriend's dick is tiny..
a0a808 No.52879
>>52877You know the show Mike and Molly?
It's my guilty pleasure show, love to watch it when I eat actually. Anyhow, in the show they reference to how good their sex was a lot and what not. I mean. How can sex at that size be good? Probably if the tip of the penis manages to touch the vagina that's like a fucking jackpot. I honestly wonder how they do it!!!!!
Missionary - guts in the way
cowgirl- guts in the way
reverse cowgirl, he moves his gut so maybe that
doggy style, if he rests his gut on her ass, but then penis has to be 8x6 for those asses
a11a48 No.52880
a0a808 No.52882
>>52880yeah that's the only position I imagine it happening.
And well, if the dude is fat as in my scenario, she wouldn't squash him
a0a808 No.52883
'makeup guru'
this is the person doing makeup tutorials on jewtube
aee16f No.52884
>>52863>>52867you just couldnt help yourself could you
30895e No.52885
Her Biggest Loser audition from three years ago.
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>>52885She didn't get accepted because she's bipolar or something right? Is that true or is she attentionwhoring?
30895e No.53281
>>53276It was because of being bipolar. She'd technically be a liability for the show if they had taken her and nobody wants that on their ass.
f5f831 No.53291
>>53281the bipolar thing explains why she's a crazy bitch then I guess
So what's her plan? Is she going to lose the weight or is she going the tumblr route?
30895e No.53315
>>53291Tumblr.
She's claimed to have been dieting and eating healthy multiple times, but her portions are still massive and she's still smearing shit in sugars and fat. She's downing protein bars when she doesn't need them and chugging cranberry juice, which is just all fucking sugar. She really thinks that cutting soda and ramen and freezer nuggets out of her diet was some big accomplishment.
f5f831 No.53316
>>53315Isn't she the one that added a WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER to her macaroni and cheese?
I mean, at this point to lose weight she has to add HALF a stick of butter to her mac and cheese. I don't get why she doesn't try to lose weight. She's so fat and eats so much that the slighest effort would make her drop kgs like crazy.
30895e No.53317
>>53316She did try once and she cried because she dropped 40 and said her face looked skeletal, so she stopped.
f5f831 No.53328
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>>53317top kek
I should really keep up with the gossip more
30895e No.53329
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>>53328It's okay if you missed bits. I mean, we've had two threads about her already and it's easy for details to get lost. Chaps my ass that she lied about doing charity work, too. This fucking hubris and her martyr complex drive me insane.
Pic related, every fucking post she makes.
aee16f No.53337
>beauty thread
>everyone talks about some fat chick
am i being trolled or do people outside of the internet really consider this sexy?
f5f831 No.53347
>>53337>implying this isn't the sexiest walrus you've ever seenShe's actually not human, but with the power of makeup she manages to look (barely) like a human female. It's devious really.
30895e No.53348
>>53347THAT VIDEO OF HER EATING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NONONONONO
NO PLEASE SO MANY LIVES WERE LOST THAT DAY
30895e No.53556
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>>53347NEW VIDEO AYYYY LMAO
745533 No.53572
>makeup thread turns into /cgl/-tier bitching thread
Can we get back on-topic again pls?
8a5f0b No.53740
Hey Switzerland, I got my BB cream. I tried it out on my hand, it was really gray at first lel. But yeah, it is my skintone and it feels really nice! Can't wait to try it on my face
5c7446 No.53743
>>52867I suddenly feel much better about myself.
30895e No.53769
>>53572I already have a board to talk makeup on, I could care less.
f5f831 No.53770
>>53740Yay!
Hope it looks cool! It's especially great for the summer, or when you're really high up in the mountains because of the extra sun protection.
f5f831 No.53773
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>>53769Ok, I'm sorry about being so pedantic, but "I could care less" implies that on a scale of caring (with minimum and maximum caring) you COULD care less.
Meaning you DO care, even a little bit.
You should say "I couldn't care less" which implies that you are already at the minimum level of caring.
8a5f0b No.53778
>>53773This and loose/lose are two mistakes people make that I don't get. As in, don't get how can they make them, so annoying.
>>53770Should be fine. I just hope it covers well (even though mostly there isn't much that should be covered) and that I don't get that flaky skin I sometimes get when using the foundation.
f5f831 No.53803
>>53778Did you try using coconut oil for your flaky skin? Put it on your face before you go to sleep (it's the stuff you can buy in a supermarket, very nice to cook with too, you can even put it on your hair) and in the morning you'll be super moisturised.
99d4a6 No.53809
>>53803I did but it doesn't work like that for me. My skin is dry when I wake up so yeah. Also it's not flaky when I moisturize, just when I put foundation on (I've been using MAC studio fix)
f5f831 No.53828
>>53556So, is she moving in with her sugar daddy and his kids? Is he even divorced from his wife yet?
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30ab50 No.54448
>>53773Hey, it's me again, the BB cream is on my face and it's great. Nice coverage and it's not heavy on my face :D
f5f831 No.54452
>>54448Yay, I'm glad you like it! You'll be pleasantly surprised by how good it is against the sun. It seems so thin and flimsy, but it's an AMAZING sunblock.
30ab50 No.54454
>>54452I really have to thank you for that recommendation! I'll be looking at the fashion thread for what you post to get some ideas for clothes. Retarded as it sounds, since I lost the weight I started dressing horribly. I mean, just jeans and tshirts and mostly sports bra underneath. I need to get more dresses
f5f831 No.54470
>>54454Jeans and a t shirt are cool too! : D Whatever makes you comfy and happy, unless it's crocs.
It's never ok to wear crocs.
3fd0a7 No.54471
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b58b1a No.55567
>>50298Air Cushion Compact from Iope
thank me later
f5f831 No.55615
>>55567thank you!
>>53556>>53337>>53348Make sure to check out
https://lolcow.farm/pt/you can talk about her fatty ways there, it's mostly girls and the atmosphere is pretty chill.
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