e387f1 No.50239
So anyone else a MOM here on /FEM/?
91846b No.50244
Yes ma'am, stay at home mom here. My child is a toddler, engaged to the father.
e387f1 No.50254
>>50244Do you sometimes feel weird about being a mom and posting on an image board?
575945 No.50257
Hotwheels mom goes on /fem/ :^)
e387f1 No.50259
c98241 No.50262
How is it being a mom?
I'm currently a lazy shit, will this get better as soon as I give birth?
Do you live in constant fear that your child becomes an asshole?
9d9165 No.50265
>>50257I really want to know which posts are his moms.
e387f1 No.50266
>>50262>How is it being a mom? It helped me get my shit together…but your mileage may vary
>I'm currently a lazy shit, will this get better as soon as I give birth? unless you want to ruin your children it will get better
>Do you live in constant fear that your child becomes an asshole?kinda
ec655f No.50267
>>50257His mom should post in the mom thread about what it's been like to raise a Freedom Fighter feared by all Happy Merchants, feminist pigs, and halfchan hotpocket consumers internationally.
ec655f No.50268
>>50267Oh wait, this is the mom thread, I am blind lol
4a2026 No.50300
>>50299swami are you like the r9k tripfag swami?
ec655f No.50302
>>50299Mamma Wheels a cute
575945 No.50303
4a2026 No.50309
>>50303I thought you were outed as actually being a male?
YOURE A PHONEY A BIG FAT PHONEY cd8165 No.50321
>>50299What's with old people on the internet and Paltalk?
My mother goes on there and all she does is argue with what sounds like old /pol/acks.
e88d68 No.50327
>another serious family thread turned into an admin cocksuckery thread
I'm not a father yet but if I have a wife I want to help her as much as possible being a mom. I could give her tummy massages and keep everything ready for her.
36cb25 No.50356
9d9165 No.50489
>>50299>paltalkOh shit I think I used to shit it up on there back in the days of dial up… Was this around back then? Am I thinking of the same thing?
b4ab52 No.50525
>>50356Wait, how did you know those two totally unrelated posts were both mine? That's creepy America.
9d9165 No.50534
>>50525Cause that's Bill he works in my department at the NSA.
>>50356Bill stop scaring the nice ladies :^)
abf1b5 No.53312
>>50257Ha, that's kinda awesome.
22cb0a No.53411
I have an impregnation kink that has been going strong since I was fourteen, but I am not a mother yet. I'd very much love to be one day.
ca18ab No.53471
>>50239Yes.
Had my first two years ago when my creampie fetish backfired (damn you nature), decided to keep it when I told my bf and he got all excited. Married, had a son, found out being a mommy wasn't so bad and now I'm about 16 weeks along with my son's future playmate.
22cb0a No.53473
>>53471Congrats to you, bby.
abf1b5 No.53475
>>53471Was it difficult? Did the baby cry a lot? Did you breastfeed?
I'm scared that breastfeeding will hurt
ca18ab No.53500
>>53473YAY I'M A D-CUP AGAIN
>>53475>was it difficult?Pregnancy? Nah, I've dealt with worse shit than that, it seems less daunting when you realize all you got to do is wait.
>Did the baby cry a lotMercifully no, it'd do it a couple times whenever it was hungry, full diaper, tired but otherwise he was pretty quiet. I couldn't go to my sister's house for 6 months after she had hers because that brat screeched near constantly.
>Did you breastfeedYep, and yes it does hurt for the first bit but then your nipples toughen up and it just becomes an afterthought.
b9dfb3 No.53506
What will you do if your son is a misogynist /fem/
abf1b5 No.53510
>>53500That nipple thing sounds frightening. At least babies don't have teeth I guess.
>>53506Euthanise him in his crib for the good of the matriarchy.
ca18ab No.53513
>>53506I give the slutty teen with a firm arse two doors down $400 to fake an adorable crush, guide him into a shed and do some knee-knocking.
575945 No.53517
tfw not a mom ;_;
d545da No.53523
>>53517So you'd like to be one eventually?
Same question to all /fem/s who are not mommies, in general there's the dumb stereotype that women always want kids.
09def4 No.53525
>>53517I'd make you a mom bby
abf1b5 No.53529
>>53523Yes, of course I want children. No white woman should be 'childfree'. We're dying out.
22cb0a No.53531
>>53523See
>>53411I used to have fantasies of being a Victorian bride and lovingly impregnated by my husband.
9c7a62 No.53545
Pretty disturbing that mothers would still be posting on imageboards.
Obviously, you're not mature enough to have a kid.
b83c1f No.53547
Does it count if they are not alive?
22cb0a No.53554
>>53545It's disturbing that someone is doing something in their spare time while their child is napping and no chores need to be done? You can still have innocent time killers and hobbies and be a competent parent. You sound like someone who has never had a child or has an idealized, naive view of the world.
d6860d No.53555
>>53411
>Tfw Male and also have an impregnation kink and would gladly keep a women knocked up until her body couldn't handle it anymore/ she got too old for it even if it meant having like 40 kids (twins skip a generation in my family and i dont have a twin).>That feel when God said "Go forth and multiply" you took it as a personal challenge.>Tfw dreams of being able to have enough money/sanity to have an absolutely ludicrous amounts of children>Tfw love the idea of taking care of a pregnant woman.I think i might have that kink as well…
abf1b5 No.53557
>>53545You know, you can post on an imageboard and be a good mother…It's not like your life stops once you have a kid.
Plenty of normalfags are horrible mothers, I don't think posting on /v/ and /tech/ every once in a blue moon means I'm going to suffocate my infant while it sleeps.
You have regular boring people browsing 8chan. Doctors, mechanics, plumbers, high school students, lawyers, cashiers etc. and yes, MOTHERS.
abf1b5 No.53558
>>53555I think my bf has the same fetish, he says he wants to keep me pregnant for 6 years kek
22b58b No.53566
>>53555Why aren't there more men like you in Britain?
>that aren't muslims d6860d No.53579
>>53566Because Britain is the land of Cuckery and raping 14 year old children in rotherham. Both your and my ancestors are rolling in their graves over what the past 3 generations have done to europe
And now America is honing in on Sodom and Gemorrah levels of degeneracy.
I might just move to China tbh. Christianity is exploding there at a beautiful pace.
d545da No.53584
>>53529How do you find a decent white male breeder in this day and age though? D:
>>53531That's great, and it does seem pretty hot.
2c6086 No.53618
2c6086 No.53623
>>53579good news
/pol/ says conservative whites are out breeding libtards and foreigners in murrica
even had citations
0ec93b No.53771
oh no ,please God the scum of 8chan is reproducing,somebody has to stop this cancer please no noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1f6b51 No.53776
f5cd53 No.53784
>>53623Agreed. I plan on at least 4 kids with my bf (soon man?) As well.
Not only is it good for the nation a well managed family will practically raise itself.
22cc8f No.53815
>>53555make that 3, I got that too
abf1b5 No.54517
>>53784awesomeee! good luck!
4 is perfect, but maybe you'll get twins :P
489e06 No.54692
24ca0a No.54824
>>53555I'd like to find a man like you. I want kids. A lot.
720c7d No.54853
Didn't realize I had an impregnation fetish till this thread
bccf2c No.54893
>Be guy
>Want to impregnate lots of women
>Don't want to have kids
I have a trap so I can attempt to impregnate infinitely without any kids.
c4d719 No.54900
>>54893I want to sire many children with my lovely girl, but we're not even sure if she can get pregnant safely due to blood clotting issues.
god hates me ;-;
455c3f No.54924
>>50321All old people are /pol/acks
e387f1 No.54975
>>54885“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
― C.S. Lewis
786e67 No.54979
>>54975CS Lewis was a west brit proddy cunt
68299d No.55016
>>54975To be fair, though, I wish people would at least grow up before they start patting themselves on the back for being so in touch with their inner child. Be like sundowner, not chris-chan.
b56947 No.55102
>>54824Curious, are you saying you want kids a lot, or that you want a lot of kids?
Or both?I can't personally imagine having 40 kids or so, but I do want to have, say 3, and be like superdad to them.
>>54853Impregnation isn't a fetish. It is a realization of what you were designed for, and what millions of generations before you have accomplished.
52d529 No.55115
>>53475>I'm scared that breastfeeding will hurtThe benefits your child receives from breastfeeding are so huge it's safe to say whatever little pain you feel doesn't matter
52d529 No.55116
>>55102>Impregnation isn't a fetish.http://www.takeninhand.com/impregnation
>implying it is not an act ripe with meaning>implying people cannot successfully masturbate to this text 2d4cf1 No.55130
>>55116It is not a fetish because it is not abnormal. To not be turned on by the thought of impregnation is abnormal.
abf1b5 No.55625
>>55130degenerates are trying to make it abnormal to be turned on by impregnation. They want to put the miracle of nature and the propagation of races on the same level as scat and fisting.
6a928f No.55631
>>55130That… really is not what makes a fetish. Your quick glance at wikipedia has failed you once again.
Fetishizing something is a psychological thing, awkwardly named after religious fetish statues which really have nothing to do with fetishizing itself, and it can happen over a common thing. Naturally, it wouldn't get much attention though because it would obscured by people taking it as a healthy orientation. Even if not, it would only be misdiagnosed as sex addiction if it became a problem.
At your level of stupidity you should at most think that fetishes don't exist because L. Ron Hubbard told you so. If you're this much below the level of talking about fetishes, you shouldn't be talking about fetishes.
6a928f No.55636
>>55016>To be fair, though, I wish people would at least grow up before they start patting themselves on the back for being so in touch with their inner child. Be like sundowner, not chris-chan.If your similar sentiment of people who pat their own backs for being "grown-ups" isn't multiple times stronger, your stupid opinion is much more of a problem than it is a solution.
If you have your own kid who's more like chris-chan, that's the only person in the world who could possibly deserve to hear that shit from
you. That's the point where you're still being fair, to be fair. Ask for anything more an it's you who's being the child in a need for a daddy.
1de1fc No.55700
>Wanting multiple children is a fetish now
What has society become?
56d985 No.55715
Do miscarriages count?