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9e2b47 No.54395[Last 50 Posts]
>tfw developing an impregnation fetish because of /fem/
Is it time to stop boys from being lewd on /fem/? I think it might be a bad influence.
077ec0 No.54400
Nah, I like it when they're lewd.
4796cf No.54404
Just let the babies happen
A little human processing inside you weighing you down and making your hormonal
And it all happened from force
♥
4796cf No.54406
Aaawwww ♥
bf8b6b No.54409
Hello dog grill.
bf8b6b No.54413
>>54395Also, I will happily impregnate you. C'MERE!
8c0172 No.54415
We like to be very lewd.
For you.
86d73b No.54419
>>54395Impregnation fetish is the best, embrace your womanly nature.
077ec0 No.54421
>>54415f-f-for meee??
Oh thank you :33
9e2b47 No.54428
>>54409>>54413How did you even know that's me! That isn't even fair!
8c0172 No.54435
>>54421Of course, I love to make you happy.
And all the things we might imagine between us. All those smiles, those moments of laughter, those sweet loving glances. All those happy kisses I might shower you with as I gently pin you down. All that naughty, kinky lewdness and desire. All those things make me happy, but I'm even happier to know you love them too.
10afd2 No.54453
>>54421Of course! Don't be so teasing, you know it's all for you ;)
>>54428>cute anime pics>talking like an innocent grill when obviously not>mentioning "lewd" your favorite wordIt's too obvious now.
9e2b47 No.54457
>>54453The OP image is definitely not a cute anime picture.
bf8b6b No.54462
>>54457It's a cute/lewd one. We've spoken enough now that I think I could recognise you quite well but I think that's part of your charm.
The question is, can you recognise me.
9e2b47 No.54463
If you arn't the guy who made the thread about missing my banter who I talked to in the monster girls thread then I sort of don't know. Please don't hate me if I get it wrong!
9e2b47 No.54464
>>54463Meant to reply to
>>54462 cb08e9 No.54465
> have dream where ex-bf fucks me and cums in over and over again
> he doesn't stop until I can literally feel that I am pregnant
> wake up feeling horny as fuck, masturbate for an hour before I even begin to calm down
> Orgasms always feel empty because I can't feel the vibrator pulsing cum into me
I wonder if there's a vibrator that will simulate cumming inside you
bf8b6b No.54467
>>54463Bingo was his name-o. I'm glad you recognised me though! Now, what's all this talk about impregnation? I thought you were a good dog girl.
>>54465hmm, well that was rather pleasant to read.
e093c8 No.54468
>his body is pressed against yours, his face buried into your neck.
>deep in the throes of passion, he's thrusting hard, you can feel your sweat soaking into the sheet below you and clinging to your back.
>'gonna cum' he whispers into your ear, 'floor or stomach?'
>you try to stammmer out an answer but something holds your tongue, your logical mind is screeching 'floorfloorfloor' but your lustful loins are shouting 'IN IN IN IN'
>your body clenches in anticipation as he continues pounding hard while he waits for an answer,
>you can see his back jerk, he's going to pull out at the moment of truth.
>finally your tongue frees itself and you let out a mewing cry of 'n-n-nooooo', quickly wrapping your legs around his waist and pulling him back to you.
>he stumbles and falls on top of you, going limp at the same moment you feel a great spurt of warmth in your loins, slowly spreading upwards to your womb.
>lifting himself up, he gazes into your eyes, a look of worry and shock creeps up on his face, before he can speak, you've wrapped your arms around him and attempt to poke his tonsils with your tongue.
e92746 No.54472
>>54465get that one dragon dildo with the cum tube
9e2b47 No.54473
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>>54467It's not my fault! This is what happens when I get curious about stuff. It gets all twisted from something innocent like "I wonder what being cummed inside feels like" to "I want to be impregnated"! I wasn't even into this sort of stuff a year ago and recently I've been getting more and more into it. It's scary.
>>54468See! This wouldn't have done anything for me half a year ago but now..
e92746 No.54474
>>54473im curious, whats it like when i guy cums inside you?
4f0593 No.54475
>>54468>going limp when you cum>not continuing to pump away rock hardWhat a fag
bf8b6b No.54476
>>54473why don't you get the pill and find a nice respectable male to cum inside you then?
speaking of which, still waiting on that e-mail ;) 4f0593 No.54477
>>54476>not IEDIts like you want an accidental pregnancy
bf8b6b No.54478
>>54477I think you mean IUD? IED is a bomb lol
9e2b47 No.54479
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>>54474I don't know I'm still a virgin but that thought was the reason it got all lewd. I went through a similar thing with oral sex.
>>54476Giving up my virginity is scary. That is why.
bf8b6b No.54480
>>54479Ah, well I didn't know you were a virgin. What age are you may I ask? To be fair, my best friends gf was a virgin before him and they some to be all loved up at the minute. I think when the time comes and the right person comes along then it wont be so scary because you'll feel comfortable with them!
4f0593 No.54482
9e2b47 No.54484
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>>54480I'm 3 months away from being 20. I'm just sort of a bit of a shut in and stuff.
4f0593 No.54485
>>54484East coast west coast central?
4f0593 No.54487
>>54485No wait I'm retarded and my password has already cycled
bf8b6b No.54489
>>54484Tell me about it…I'm the same. I mean, if you're a qt then it shouldn't be too much of a problem.
9e2b47 No.54490
>>54485Oh, north east coast. It's pretty rough up here.
>>54487What're you talking about?
>>54489I kind of have a hedgehog complex though. I always just assumed if anyone was interested in me it was just a joke.
71bb74 No.54491
>>54453>talking like an innocent grill when obviously notThe biggest giveaway.
bf8b6b No.54492
>>54490Like…Newcastle kinda area? Also, like I said. Can always feel free to email me, I'm 24.
>>54491isnt it just!
71bb74 No.54493
>>54465There is a dildo that simulates being impregnated with monster eggs so probably.
9e2b47 No.54494
>>54492Like an hour away. And I couldn't just email someone to do lewd stuff that's shady!
>>54491I'm..mostly innocent! I just have a few too many lewd thoughts.
9f113c No.54495
>>54467>Now, what's all this talk about impregnation? I thought you were a good dog girl.See I told you bitch in heat :^)
e92746 No.54497
>>54479oral sex is fun, especially if the guys got a qt, uncut cock that makes lots of precum. also teasing a guys sensitive cock after he cums is fun.
bf8b6b No.54498
>>54494Well I meant to kinda just talk and what not and see how that goes, obviously wouldn't just jump straight into that!
>>54495hahaha you again! MUH NUGGA
9f113c No.54499
>>54494Just add him on Skype or something and talk to him for a month so you can see if you like him.
bf8b6b No.54501
9e2b47 No.54502
>>54495Shut up don't say stuff like that I can't help it! You guys are all just a bad influence!
>>54498>>54499Well I mean…maybe. Internet stuff hasn't went well for me before so I'm a little weary.
bf8b6b No.54504
>>54502Well, the thought is there anyway. I can't even remember what my skype is if I'm honest lol
e093c8 No.54505
>>54473>See! This wouldn't have done anything for me half a year ago but now..Whatever you do, don't think about him bending you over on the bed, hiking up your skirt, ripping down those panties, shoving your face into the pillow and then telling you he's going to breed you like the animal in heat you are.
9f113c No.54506
>>54502>I can't help it>I can't help it that people talking lewdly online make me gush like a waterfallAnd you don't have to tell him where you live or anything but this way you could do a vid chat or something to make sure you guys are not creepy killers.
9e2b47 No.54512
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>>54505Quit it now you're just doing it on purpose!
>>54506Yes exactly. I can't help it! And I get that much but I'm more worried about what happens after I trust him. All the stories about girls meeting people then getting murdered kind of sticks in your head, you know?
bf8b6b No.54515
>>54512>>54514Also, I mean…could Skype and I'm sure that would show you I'm not a psycho lol
55b0a4 No.54516
>>54512Yeah I get it. You may miss out on something amazing though… I would say add him and have some text chats or emails for a month then you can decide if you want to move on from there.
55b0a4 No.54519
>>54518Only cause I don't live anywhere near her :^)
bf8b6b No.54520
>>54519hahaha well, America is a lot more glamorous than Northern Ireland though.
c0e974 No.54521
>>54493wat
>>54472Aren't those things huge? Like ridiculously so? Plus I dunno, I don't think a simple tube could simulate the delicious throbbing I crave
55b0a4 No.54522
>>54521Yeah its pretty crazy. I'll link you in a sec when I get back to my PC.
e92746 No.54523
>>54521yes, theyre fucking huge
if you want to be creampied, find someone you trust to do it and get on the pill, or just find an extremely horny anon and have him creampie you over and over again whenever you feel like it
55b0a4 No.54525
>>54523I volunteer as tribute :^)
c0e974 No.54529
>>54523I dunno I'm pretty shy it takes a lot of trust to get me to be lewd with someone. Plus I'm like…mentally stuck on my ex. My ex was my first and I still think about him when I masturbate (it's been a year)
e92746 No.54530
>>54529youll need to overcome that if you really want to indulge this fetish of yours
55b0a4 No.54531
>>54529So find someone that wants a long term qt gf and is willing to give you time to "open up"
if u no wat I mean :^) 4f0593 No.54536
>>54520I live in Oregon where it never snows and it rains half the year
Ireland seemsnice
bf8b6b No.54537
>>54536You pretty much described where I live too lol
c0e974 No.54538
>>54530Yeahhhhh I know. It's hard though. He was amazing in bed and almost all my lewd thoughts are inextricably tied up with him. I still have sex dreams and think of him when I masturbate a year later, it's bad.
>>54531It wouldn't really be fair to the guy to do that when I'm still so tied up with my ex.
4f0593 No.54539
4f0593 No.54541
>>54538Did he have the awesome foreplay skills? Did he get you off multiple times?
bf8b6b No.54542
>mfw was so close to skype
>one day.jpg
55b0a4 No.54543
>>54538Oh man I love when you get a girl hooked like that. You pleasure them in just the right way and they yours; like putty in your hands.
e92746 No.54544
>>54538just go find yourself a nice dick, itll help take your mind off of him
c0e974 No.54545
>>54541Yeah he did. He was amazing at eating me out. And just his touch on my back or neck would make me shiver and get me going. I felt bad for him sometimes because so much of the time I was just basically helpless putty in his hands.
55b0a4 No.54546
>>54538Oh man I love when you get a girl hooked like that. You pleasure them in just the right way and they yours; like putty in your hands.
55b0a4 No.54547
>>54538Oh man I love when I get a girl hooked like that. You pleasure them in just the right way and they yours; like putty in your hands.
4f0593 No.54551
>>54545You should give that guy your skype
Even if he isn't good relationship material he is probably good conversation practice for hanging with dudes and building your confidence
4f0593 No.54552
4796cf No.54554
My my, such an illustrious young girl ♥
You boys are losing your composure an awful lot
4f0593 No.54555
>>54554I would post a green text about how I do foreplay but writing is hard
bf8b6b No.54556
>>54554>implying we had any to begin withsuperkek
55b0a4 No.54558
>>54552Yeah exodus was derping.
4f0593 No.54560
>>54558Sorry anon, what is exodus
c0e974 No.54562
>>54551He still has my skype, though I'm not quite sure what you mean?
55b0a4 No.54566
>>54560It's an 8chan fork of the clover app for android. It's on f-droid but to get the latest you need to go to wingy's github. I'll link you in a few min when I get back to my comp.
4f0593 No.54569
>>54562I meant the guy in this thread asking for your skype
Also are you still in contact with your ex?
Why is he your ex now?
4f0593 No.54570
bf8b6b No.54571
>>54569I was asking for the dog grills skype lol she's UK this chick is American!
c0e974 No.54573
>>54569I think there's been some confusion…
Anyway, yeah I'm still in contact with him. We broke up because it was basically a long-distance relationship (a couple hours drive to see each other). We were both at fault really, we were fighting and the distance made it more difficult to get over it.
5e0689 No.54574
> tfw you will never have a waifu who fills your heart with pride, as she calls to order your large brood of kids with one look of controlled motherly love
> tfw 30yo club sluts be like 'no way im having more than 1.4 children. immigrants can do that kind of messy work. the economy needs me to bloat the government with my liberal arts degree'
> tfw you will never face the cold of the world with clear determination and purpose, but find yourself in a materialistic threadmill of degeneracy
> tfw you will never see the thrill on the face of your still breastfeeding waifu, as you cum inside her with the force of a thousand suns, while she caresses your balls and perineum, savoring every drop of cum being pumped into her.
> tfw you will never have a waifu to share these feels with; especially not one without a strange preoccupation with jews, crucified or otherwise
> tfw you will never have a waifu who is simply enlightend by her own volkish biological imperative
> tfw you find a ray of hope in this cesspool of degeneracy which are the chans, and you shed an ironpilled tear
t…thanks femanons. perhaps the struggle against cultural Marxism isn't hopeless after all.
> tfw your dick is diamonds
> tfw you realize there are no grills on the internet
> tfw your dick got hard from some neckbeard fantasies
> tfw its a trap
so many feels…
4f0593 No.54575
>>54573>>54571Yeah I fell into the age old trap of confusing 2 people for one
We even had IDs for fucks sake
bf8b6b No.54577
I think she's gone now, probably scared off by my constant skype asking lol
>>54575smooth aha
4f0593 No.54578
>>54574I don't think she can fondle your balls while you cum inside her dude
>>54577Yeah do in this on mobile has it's disadvantages
5e0689 No.54581
>>54578>I don't think she can fondle your balls while you cum inside her dude
> what is doggystyle (though not impossible missionary either)> virgin detectedtrust me brah; you are missing out
bf8b6b No.54582
>>54578I can only imagine…I wouldn't even try it.
4f0593 No.54585
>>54581Buddy wanting to look at your woman's expression as you drive her to extasy is not missing out
Also doggy style is over rated
9f113c No.54589
>>54521Here is a link to the dildo I was talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfXiNyHYdFE>>54560Here is a qr code to the latest version of Exodus.
e92746 No.54590
>apps for web browsing
fucking casul
bf8b6b No.54591
4f0593 No.54592
>>54589I appreciate it man, I'll give it a look some time
bf8b6b No.54593
>>54589that is so strange
5e0689 No.54595
>>54585maintaining eye contact while having your balls fondled is possible in all kinds of positions brah. again, trust the non-virgins on this one. either way, we are losing the forest for the trees. impregnation fetish is the only good fetish. all other fetishes are degeneracy. prove me wrong.
4f0593 No.54596
>>54595Why would I try to prove the greatest fetish that ever lived wrong
bf8b6b No.54599
>>54595I've tried the balls fondling thing, didn't really like it tbh. I don't even like it when I'm getting my dick sucked either, just ain't into it.
4f0593 No.54602
>>54599You think as I do
Nothing beats raw consentual good old fashioned sex
bf8b6b No.54605
>>54602It scares me how much we think alike anon, it also scares me that we keep appearing in the same threads.
bf8b6b No.54607
5e0689 No.54608
>>54599I should have been more clear. I don't like having my balls manipulated to any significant degree either. I do like a light touch of my scrotum and perineum though.
however, if I am about to cum, this is all rather moot; she might as well be punching me in the balls. the sheer desire signaled by my grill wanting to experience the pumping of my cum to the fullest extent possible always makes me cum buckets.
4f0593 No.54609
>>54605Are you sure it is me you saw in another thread anon?
Also it should not be that surprising with the speed of this board
4f0593 No.54611
>>54608That makes more sense
Though I still prefer ramming to the hilt with legs locked around me and her nails scratching my back
bf8b6b No.54612
>>54609pretty sure it was you, yeah. I think anyway lol if not, then you're the second person that's tried to get dog grill to get in touch with me! and yeah i guess you're right, it isn't the fastest board around for sure
bf8b6b No.54614
>>54611this 1000 times. Either that or girl on top grinding away and only stopping to bend over so I can ram her
4f0593 No.54616
>>54612Then it was not me anon, because I barely know of dog girl and this is probably the first thread I have posted in with her
>>54614That sounds just magical anon
Have you ever told her to scream? I did that with my ex a few times, both about to cum, pressed close in on top of her as I kiss her on the lips and neck and I move up to her and command her in almost a growl "Scream." And of course she screams like extasy, said she didn't remember after, I always wondered if she was just too embarased to admit it
I wonder if the femanons are lurking
bf8b6b No.54617
>>54616Ah damn, well then it's good to know that there's some based Amerifags out there then!
Yeah bro, you gotta try it. It's incredible and yeah I've done it a few times hahaha it's funny when they try to deny it and you just give them a look like "You know you done it" and they look back at you going slightly red with an embarrassed look.
>ego inflated +100I think all the femanons have left this thread…probably got too lewd for them. Also doesn't help that it isn't being bumped either.
4f0593 No.54619
>>54617Well I'm afraid I'm too distracted by study work to think of anything relevant to add
Beyond the vast majority of cream pie porn is a joke any way
An inch in when you cum and you call that a cream pie?
Where is my god damned insemination tag
bf8b6b No.54621
>>54619Agreed. It annoys me so much, that one I posted in
>>54607 is the first semi-decent one I've found.
4f0593 No.54622
>>54621I have a few good ones book marked and will post them later when I am not no mobile
I'm pretty picky too so the AIDS are pretty decent
4f0593 No.54623
>>54622Vids, vids you piece of auto correcting shit
bf8b6b No.54624
>>54622Oh well, doesn't look like dog grill is returning anytime soon. I'm just going to bookmark this and return later after playing some vidya to see if she's back yet.
>the AIDS are pretty decentmajor kek
5e0689 No.54627
>>54619so true.
not going balls deep while blowing your load is every bit as much degeneracy as jizzing in someones face. shit makes me cringe.
these two know how its done:
http://xhamster.com/movies/3158972/deep_pulsating_creampie.html 5e0689 No.54628
>>54616>I wonder if the femanons are lurking
> grills> on the internetstop kek
4f0593 No.54633
>>54627Can't watch that in the school hallway with my back exposed but the title looks familiar
bf8b6b No.54634
>>54633You have definitely seen it before
077ec0 No.54637
>>54468You better staph that anon, it's making me feel lewd.
bf8b6b No.54638
>>54637Translation;
Please post more anon, I'm a dirty girl and love feeling lewd.
346059 No.54641
/fem/ is getting ruled by two british girls again. One of them is a Doggirl, the other one is Chen.
Pls stop that. I know that you searched for "doggirl" on a Booru and posted the newest images you found
because I saved the same pics, too
bf8b6b No.54643
>>54641How is it their fault? No one else posts and they're funny and keep the board moving.
Not their fault that you're boring anon.
4796cf No.54647
>>54641Oy vey how DARE u take a stand against the animalgirl mafia media machine
You'll be haulled out of here like bam into the next human rescue centre one town over if you slip your tongue like that again
077ec0 No.54648
>>54638How did you know!???
65a2ca No.54650
>>54641Are you that german I really hate from /int/?
you're posting weeb stuff too
bf8b6b No.54651
>>54647genuinely spat out 7up reading that
bf8b6b No.54652
>>54648I know how you fems work! "Oh no I'm so innocent, please don't make me feel lewd."
>mfw you're all such teases>mfw I love it.>>54650I just think Germans are generally pretty annoying.
9e2b47 No.54661
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>>54641All those that submit to rule of the unified empire of dog and cat girls shall be spared from our combined wrath! Those who resist shall be disposed of! ♥
bf8b6b No.54662
>>54661Welcome back, also…this might be kinda hurtful. But catgirls > doggirls. Simply because I love cats!
346059 No.54664
>>54650Uhm, no, I'm only from /fem/, hi. And I don't post weeb stuff at all, only when I meet friends on /fem/. Or when I post lewd stuff
>>54661This is what I mean! You turn everyone to your slaves! That's… mean!
>>54662I prefer doggirls but
Do you like Chen?
1abd95 No.54666
So uh, am I the -only- one who's a bit bugged by the attitude and attention seeking of dog girl and the likes?
Guess I'll leave ;_;
9e2b47 No.54669
>>54666I actually didn't want any of them to recognize me when I made this thread. I was just sort of in a good mood right now since a song hyped me all up so I posted
>>54661I'm sorry for getting carried away. I really don't want to come off as an attention seeking brat. I'm just sort of all psyched up right now.
bf8b6b No.54670
>>54664Didn't mean to hurt your feelings anon, that was mean of me. Also, would you hate me if I didn't know who Chen is really?…
pls dont hate me>>54666Looks that way, but it's k. There's enough love to go around for everyone.
bf8b6b No.54671
>>54669Thought about that Skype yet? Swear there's the prospect of tummy rubs!
1abd95 No.54674
>>54669It's k, I don't mind lewdness and all I'd just like to avoid having every thread derailed by it.
I don't dislike you or anything.
>>54670Ah well fair enough.
9e2b47 No.54677
>>54674I really don't mean to derail threads! Just people seem to be able to tell who I am by how I type. It's like having an invisible trip code that I never really wanted. On one hand it's kind of fun but on the other it's a bit of a burden.
bf8b6b No.54681
>>54677Guess I'll 360 out of the thread then
e093c8 No.54682
>>54637>>54638>Translation; Please post more anon, I'm a dirty girl and love feeling lewd.WILL DO
>It's a frigid winter morning at the decent sized bungalow you've recently moved into with your long-term bf. >You stumble out of your empty bed as he's off working the graveyard shift for time-and-a-half pay. You take a quick hot shower to wake yourself up before slipping into a pair of pj bottoms and one of his long sleeve t-shirts that you warmed up in the dryer. >It's about 9:30 as you settle down with your morning coffee and open up 8chan for your daily lewdposting, you leave the pot cooking as he should be arriving home soon. You hope he can stay up and chat for a bit, with him sleeping days and working nights you don't have nearly enough time together. Whether it's cuddling on the couch or slapping some flesh between the sheets, you long to spend time with him. >Your eyes cross the latest swami nudes/doxx thread as you hear the door creep open and the heavy footsteps of tired feet kicking off workboots. >You quickly close the various tabs of porn you had open, and swing around in your chair to greet him. >He takes his jacket off and places it on a chair, his back is turned to you as you say 'morning love, I got some coffee on for you, how are you feeli-'>the look in his eyes cuts you off, a blinkless intense gaze that you once heard a /k/fag refer to as the 'thousand yard stare' >You sit there motionless, a bit frightened because you've never seen him give you that look. Your mind is racing wondering what he's thinking, what happened to him, and most of all, what he's going to do. >Several agonizing moments of silence and tension pass before you manage to ask him 'i-is something the matter?'>'There is' he says flatly. >'I've been thinking about YOU for the past two hours, and I got a big fucking problem'>OHGODOHGODWHATTHEFUCK, I THOUGHT WE WERE HAPPY WHAT'D I DO?>Tears are forming in your eyes, you're starting to get a little choked up. >Before you can react, he's lunging at you, grabs your left arm and yanks you out of the chair. >You try to scream but he covers your mouth, shoving you onto the counter. You flail your arms and legs, slapping at him but he presses on not paying attention to your attempts to fight him off. He's still covering your mouth as grips the waistband of your pj bottoms and yanks them down over your ankles. You then hear his belt being undone, he presses his body against yours, pinning you to the counter and shoving his free hand up your shirt, cupping one of your supple breasts. >You're so scared that you don't notice your knees are quivering and that you've instinctively spread your feet apart. >Your eyes go wide as you feel an uncovered, rock-hard head gently teasing your pussy, he leans over and whispers in your ear.>'Here's my problem' he says>'I'm a man with a plan, I got a nice place, I got a good woman and I got a decent job, everything traditional that a man should aspire to get for himself' >'But what about you huh? What's your role in all this? I've provided for you, but you have yet to provide ME with what a woman is supposed to give to her man'>'I know you've been frustrated and lonely babe, so I'm going to give you something *similar* to what you've obviously been aching for, you want a good hard fucking, but I think it's about time I gave you a good hard breeding instead'TO BE CONTINUED
After I get my coffee.
346059 No.54684
>>54677It's only because of your flag I believe. Sometimes I post without my flag so people don't get butthurt about germans.
If you want to have a serious thread, post without your flag. But don't forget: everyone loves you and many people seem to forget your kinks and fixations
bf8b6b No.54685
>>54684I do love her sillyness, hence the quest for contact. Although that seems to have been rather fruitless so far.
9e2b47 No.54688
>>54681Anon look. I don't want to be rude or spiteful and you're probably going to hate me regardless of how I phrase this but when I can't post on an anonymous board without people following me around I might as well get a trip. Plus if I'm honest not only am I completely damaged goods and not girlfriend material in the slightest but I'm not looking for anyone right now. From experience friendzoning guys just makes them bitter and hate you for wasting their time. Feel free to call me a spiteful whore or whatever but I didn't want to hurt you. That was never my intent. I'm really sorry. I guess I should've just said straight out instead of dancing around the issue in fear of being hurtful.
bf8b6b No.54689
>>54682>open up 8chan for your daily lewdposting>eyes cross the latest swami nudes/doxx thread>its time i gave you a good hard breeding instead10/10 cannot wait for more
bf8b6b No.54691
>>54688Nah I'm used to that to be fair, I wouldn't hate you either…I don't even know you lol it's all good, I shall not ask again.
896d3a No.54694
>TFW no grill to mpreg my butt
bf8b6b No.54695
>>54688>>54691And hey, damaged goods is a bit harsh and I'm sure you'd make great gf material. Arrivederci, young dog grill.
077ec0 No.54699
bf8b6b No.54702
>>54699"If you write it, they will come."
4796cf No.54724
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>>54666Well I just want to explain the way this goes from my perspective, because it occurs quite frequently on /fem/ and I think it is quite unique. I don't think anyone here acts quite like this on other boards.
/fem/ is a relatively slow board with just the right amount of pace. Along with that, the subject of the board generally revolves around us distinguishing traits of each other and confiding to each other. It's still anonymous of course and it's supposed to still remain in the realm of a coherent thread subject along with reasonable feedback, just like normal, but it keeps straying away from that a quite a lot. Some of us started noticing each other in particular, which lead to enjoying a lot of conversement and exerting a particular persona. This does sort of happen on other boards, but it is generally with the clarity of names/tripcodes, and it also generally just hinders in the dilution of other more general content. It can kind of just flourish very care-free with /fem/ though. /fem/ has become a really good haven for this kind of attitude to posting. I keep having fun quite a lot… I think a few of us are just really inclined with this.
bf8b6b No.54739
9e2b47 No.54746
>>54724I don't mind Chelsea anon knowing who I am or talking to me. I like him. I just don't like threads getting derailed.
>>54695I'm not going to go too into it but believe me. I'm definitely not good.
e093c8 No.54754
>>54699Sorry about the wait lass, cops came to the door asking about the white trash fistfights across the road from me. Hope you're still in a fapping mood.
>You try to protest, but it comes out as a wordless mumble with his hand still over your mouth. >He's always been a passionate and considerate lover, but not here, this is going to be raw animal lust. >'You can yell as much as you like now darlin, but I don't think it's going to be for help', he removes his hand, grasps your shoulders and thrusts himself balls-deep inside of you. >You let out a shout of pain, try to squirm and get away. It's the first time he's barebacked you, it's the first time anyone's barebacked you. But it's no use, he holds you firmly against the counter as you kick with your legs, ramming hard and fast. The rapid whapwhapwhap of flesh sinfully slapping together echoes throughout the home. >'s-s-stop it hurts! dry too dry!' you yell, he laughs heartily and spanks your ass leaving a bright pink handprint. 'want some lube babe? you better cum quick then'>you obey his orders like the good little wench in heat you are, hardly a minute has passed before you feel your body clench in orgasm and you let out a lustful, wordless cry. >he laughs again and affectionately brushes your cheek, lifts your legs off the ground and grips your waist, placing you horizontal on the counter, knocking off several pieces of kitchenware. >by now, you're far and away off in pleasure-land. You're fishmouthed with a huge grin on, moving your hips in conjunction with his thrusting and bracing yourself against the cupboards. >you feel yourself building to another intense climax as he leans over to you once again, 'hope you're ready babe' he whispers lovingly. >a moment of panic gives way to ecstasy as your body jerks and bucks with yet another orgasm, he buries himself deep inside you and lets out an loud, bull-like groan. >you can feel him twitch and spurt inside of you, his hot seed filling your womb and taking root in the fertile earth. Mother nature approvingly gives you an extra dose of seratonin for your efforts. >both of you are panting and sweat-soaked as you lay there for several blissful moments, his hands that were gripping you like vice irons now gently massaging your back. >he finally pulls out of you, limp and satisfied with a few excess drops hitting the floor. He nuzzles his nose into your neck and sighs deeply, he places his forearm under your legs, another one behind your back and sweeps you up into his arms. >'come on then, my dirty little birdy needs a shower', he smiles warmly at you. Not a word is spoken as you two suck face in the bathroom, hot water cascading over your bodies. >Afterwards as you emerge from scrubbing the filth and sin off yourself, the sight of the bed is temptation too much, and you fuck again. >Over the coming weeks, you two can barely keep your hands off each other and somewhere off in the distant a pharmacist weeps at the loss of sales in condoms and BC pills. >Your constant fucking only starts to abate after about a month, when a sudden onset of morning nausea and vomiting begins. Subconsciously, you think it's too soon and head over to the hospital for a check-up and some antibodies. The doctor gives his congratulations that a mini-you is growing inside your womb, your lewd chan-browsing genes are now to passed on to the next generation of /fem/ales to begin the cycle anew. 1abd95 No.54756
>>54724I agree and I like this atmosphere, but I'm not sure I want every thread doggirl posts in getting derailed by horny males. I'd like to think the level of conversation is
just a little higher than that.
bf8b6b No.54757
>>54746Fun fact of the day; the Chelsea pic I posted was taken in Newcastle before I went to the Newcastle vs. Chelsea match…Chelseas' first loss of the season. Newcastle, you have brought me nothing but weird accents and bad luck!
only partly joking lolAnd like I said, who
is good these days really. Jesus, I'm a fucking mess most days if I'm honest. But I mean, who cares really…so many people these days are so scared to try something out of the norm and so obsessed with fitting in. It really is pretty depressing to watch, especially in big cities and larger towns. What's the point really? Everyone seems to hide behind this facade of mediocrity and self loathing or whatever their woe is but at the end of the day we're all human and we're made to connect with other humans…it just pains me a lot that I see so many people scared and unwilling to do that.
Not even going to do a TL;DR cause it doesn't require it.
in no way was that directed at you by the way, it was just a general rant about the state of humanity today. It felt liberating to pour my brainthoughts out like that…I'm going to stop typing now. bf8b6b No.54759
>>54756I admit, it was slightly derailed by me. Totally my bad, but I think I made up for it in
>>54757 bf8b6b No.54766
>mfw I'll always be known as "horny male" for wanting to talk to someone I thought was cool.
4796cf No.54767
>>54746>I don't mind Chelsea anon knowing who I am or talking to me. I like him. I just don't like threads getting derailed.Eh what's that in relation to, I didn't really say anything like that.
Well you are good anyway dumby
>>54756That's really a point too, I mean most of this thread was actually not her but two of those boys talking to each other and they maybe talked too much in short ways and had too much of a chatroom thing going on I suppose.
346059 No.54769
>>54756I only post when it's already too late.
But I'm glad that /fem/ has so many horny males who like our british doggirl. I'm actually proud of /fem/ that everyone tries to derail threads, it's a sign of letting out your inner urges.
You post what you want and if you want doggirls, you get it. I see no problem there. But derailing threads is always a shame so we should only derail shitty threads imo
bf8b6b No.54770
>>54769Holy shit have I went back in time!?
9e2b47 No.54771
>>54682>>54754As much as I'm getting into this I don't think I'd like a man or a relationship like that. Something about it just totally rubs me the wrong way. He almost seems…*too* dominant. To the point where it would bother me.
>>54757I don't hide behind anything. I just didn't want to bore you. If you want to open that can of worms then there is a spoiler tag for that.
I don't fit into the norm at all. I'm a complete weirdo who doesn't even try because I don't see myself highly enough to bother changing. My hobbies are the only thing that keep me happy and some promises to my closest friends are what keep me from offing myself. I don't connect with people not because I don't want to but because I feel as if attempting to do so will bother them. I don't want to burden anyone so I keep out of things. I feel like I have nothing to say, that I'm weird, that no one will understand and that I don't understand them, that my life isn't worth explaining or sharing because to the average person in my college classes life is little more than studying, facebook, and occasionally getting drunk with friends. Why would someone like that want to hear about how Star Platinum is my favourite Stand because I love raw physical power? Why would they care about some old games from the 90s? It's odd to them and that's fine. I'm also being overly critical and making assumptions rather than just crying because I feel like even attempting will bother them. I want to become reliable. I want to help people so they don't end up like me. I feel like I have to pay back everyone for putting up with me. I want to be like the dumb heroes in the shows I watch and games I play and since that's impossible I want to help people in ways I can. Even if I'm a weirdo. Even if I'm suicidal. Even if my family doesn't love me and I'm a burden on them. Even if I don't know the first thing about how the real world works. Even if I live on 5 hours sleep. Even if I don't have any friends. Even if I've only ever been hurt by those who said they love me. I can't expect anyone to put up with me until I become the person I want to be anon!
I might be broken to the point I don't want anyone to get involved but that's okay! I don't want sympathy! I don't want attention! I don't want love or pity! Until I no longer feel like a burden then I can't let anyone get that close!
bf8b6b No.54772
>>54767Should have said femanon, we would have included you!
bf8b6b No.54775
>>54771wow…i-i don't even know what to say to that…except that I used to feel that way too. Trust me, it gets better with time. Eventually you
will meet people that appreciate you and care for you and your wounds will start to heal. If it makes you feel any better my life is basically work, college, facebook, 8ch, vidya and music with 2 friends.
That genuinely brought a tear to my eye as well just because I can empathise so well with it. I actually just want to hold you so much right now and just let you know that everything will be okay. Trust me, 4 years can make a lot of difference and if you keep working on yourself then it will eventually start getting better!
i appreciate that you shared that though, thank you. bf8b6b No.54783
>>54771As a side note, that's what I mean. The whole;
>I didn't want to bore youYou should be thinking more like;
>I don't care if I bore you, I want to say itIf that makes sense? Like…I pretty much just live moment to moment kinda doing and saying whatever I feel like in those moments.
For example
>earlier it was icy and I was walking along the road>well, more sliding along the road with a few people from college to get food>a thought pops into my head>"i could 100% penguin belly slide along this bitch and it'll be rad as fuck">no second thought>legs start accelerating>pick up speed>drop to the floor and slide gracefully for a while upon thine stomach>get back on to my feet>college people are staring at me>a car is stopped at the lights>that nigga staring at me>the world stops for 5 seconds>everyone staring at me>im standing there covered in ice/snow/gravel with the most triumphant look on my face>college people burst out laughing>i revel in their laughter>their laughter at me turns to laughter with me>i return to the safety of the group>my friend turns to me, eyes filled with joyous tears and utters "what the fuck man, that was ridiculous">instant feelsgoodmane.slideIn conclusion, I've no idea why I greentexted that and have a tendency to rant and do stupid shit.
>fin. 40d893 No.54797
I can't believe fem is not a hot chicks board we need a porn board that isn't traps and 2DPD shit.
67adc7 No.54799
>>54797Can't you faggots stop posting this shit on this board?
This whole fucking thread…
9f2db5 No.54800
4796cf No.54803
>>54797yes and I can't believe /a/ is not a video games board we need video games not that other thing it's not like I can't just go to a different board
9e2b47 No.54804
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>>54802Oi screw off. I wanted to hear about impregnation stuff.
bf8b6b No.54805
40d893 No.54806
>>54803I can't believe there's a r9k lite board
>>54804I got pregnant bitches give me a minute
40d893 No.54807
>>54804fug let me check the 2d bitches
9e2b47 No.54808
>>54807You dunce. I mean stuff like creampies. Not women who are already pregnant. That takes away from the excitement!
>>54805 got it right.
67adc7 No.54810
>>54802>Skullgirls>>54806>>54802>>54797The shitposting in this thread has killed what small interest I even fucking had in it.
40d893 No.54811
>>54808>>54809bitch is getting there give her a minute
>>54810goodbye
40d893 No.54813
40d893 No.54814
oh no onii chan and shit
9e2b47 No.54815
>>54811>>54812>>54813>>54814Man can't you even post some decent 2D shit? This is censored and pretty bad. Don't you have any neat stuff like
http://exhentai.org/g/760365/3ef483b5b2/ but with less bitch?
40d893 No.54816
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wefwef
40d893 No.54817
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I got tons of shit nigga, what's in the link, i don't have the plugin for firefox on this comp
40d893 No.54818
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9e2b47 No.54820
>>54817It's "[Tamagoro] Thank You Very Bitch [English] {5 a.m.}". The main reason I posted it is that even single story in has creampies. This one is just lame.
40d893 No.54821
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uuuuuuuuuu
40d893 No.54823
Tryin' to find one that's not 200 pages long
pic unrelated of course
9e2b47 No.54825
>>54823Forgeeet it I'm gonna go sleep. Don't shit up the thread too much.
40d893 No.54826
>>54823fuck it your request is shit, i got hundreds of doujin and no tags to search
>>54825peace
40d893 No.54829
adios
077ec0 No.54834
>>54754O-oooh anon :33
That was lovely.
2e74a8 No.54839
08567f No.54840
>>54641It better not be the chen I know…
08567f No.54842
>>54757This is why I dislike normalfags.
08567f No.54845
>>54775>4 years can make a lot of differenceYeah I was a pretty shitty person 4 years ago lol.
2e74a8 No.54846
>>54766you come off kinda thirsty anon
2e74a8 No.54847
>>54783I read it and it was worth my time
2e74a8 No.54865
well that was absolute garbage
here is one that isn't so shit just make up for that shit comic
http://nhentai.net/g/60691/ bf8b6b No.54935
>>54842>tfw I couldn't give one single fuck>>54845Indeed, same. Glad I've been changing for the better though!
>>54846I am, I've just woken up. brb, getting coffee!
>>54847Thanks anon, I appreciate it!
7ecfa4 No.57367
Huh. I actually wrote a short snippet of a story for a girl who had the following kinks: Bondage, orgasm denial, and creampies. This seems as good a thread as any to throw it up in.
I snap the last restraint into place. You feel the soft lining of the cuffs, against your wrists and ankles, your nude form spread eagle across the bed. I place my head beside your ear, and I whisper into it. "It's going to be hours until I'm ready to cum. I'm going to make sure that you don't, until I'm ready to coat the walls of your pussy with my hot seed." You shiver in anticipation and need. My hot breath trails down your chest, and you begin to tremble as it draws closer closer to your wet slit. You feel a wet warmth as I run my tongue along it, and gasp. I lap at your slit, and you see my hand draw near it, something grasped within. You feel a buzzing upon your lips, as I slowly insert a toy. I attack your clit with my tongue as I slip it inside, and you moan and groan as you near orgasm. Then, suddenly, the buzzing stops, and I withdraw my tongue. I give a sly grin, and coyly say "I told you. You're not going to cum until my seed paints those velvet walls."
Over the course of hours, I drive you to the brink of madness with want and desire, always stopping right before the crescendo. Sometimes with fingers, sometimes with a toy, sometimes with my shaft, always stopping. You beg and plead for me to let you cum, but I never do.
Finally, I lean in close, and whisper "Are you ready?", into your ear. You pant and mewl, and weakly nod. I slam my shaft into you, over and over, and your ragged gasps mount. You suddenly feel a hot spray inside of you, and the liquid warmth pushes you over the edge. White light fills your vision as you climax, with such force that my seed is forced out around my member, dribbling down your thighs and ass.
34c696 No.57409
>>54395>Is it time to stop boys from being lewd on /fem/?You can't do a thing to stop us. We're going to pump your board full of our hot lewdposting, and you're going to like it.