325904 No.56541
This is the thread for anything you'd like to address to /fem/ that doesn't fit in the "men ask women" thread. If it's a rant, vent, confession, or just not a question, post it here. mods please sticky
fd87d5 No.56549
>>56548
WE'RE ALL STRONG AND INDEPENDENT AND DON'T NEED NO ONE
Please hug me ;_;
8c3ad9 No.56553
>>56549Mais je peux pas, je ne suis pas une francaise de souche :( je suis une sale etrangere.
>cette feel, cette sensation, quand vous detestez les etrangers mais vous etes un 325904 No.56555
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325904 No.56556
>>56553>Vous êtes de quel pays? 8c3ad9 No.56561
>>56556Un hamburger qui parle francais? C'est rare, comment ca se fait que tu parle francais?
Moi, je viens d'europe de l'est. Je veux pas etre plus precis k ca.
fd87d5 No.56572
>>56553Eh, my family doesn't have deep French roots, but I was born and raised around Paris, so I don't consider myself a foreigner.
So yeah as a result I don't care much if you're 100% sang bleu.
I'd also rather speak in english here out of respect for others since it's an english speaking board>>56555Thanks ♥
f8a170 No.56574
>>56541dear women
please gib secks
t. man
8c3ad9 No.56576
>>56572Too bad the french board is slow as hell, it would be nice to have a french chan
49678c No.56590
Did you guys infect /pol/ I see a thread on there that's just women supporting right now.
fd87d5 No.56592
>>56576I don't know, french online communities are often meh, I like english chans in general.
I'll check /france/ out
572af9 No.57131
This thread seems to be staring into my soul in judgment, might as well confess my sins and seek salvation.
I took the daughter of a very respectable family, and corrupted her. Absolutely wicked now. She bought a dreamcatcher and burns incense, won't even read her bible. She almost had her allowance taken away. Think they take her to church on Wednesdays now even.
There was this one time I set their dog on fire too, cause I'm an idiot. Just a big goof.
I feel like they're taking it out on her and not me though. Maybe I should send them a Christmas card, I don't know.
>Is this feel Jesus?
51eeb3 No.57149
>>57131
>There was this one time I set their dog on fire too, cause I'm an idiot. Just a big goof.Anon, that's not a goof. We generally call that a sociopath.
325904 No.58831
069a0c No.58858
>>57149>Anon, that's not a goof. We generally call that a sociopath.You're an idiot. You're assuming he did it on purpose.
This is how I know you're either a woman, or a metro guy. Because, 90% of men have a story about accidentally catching themselves/their friend/something around the house on fire.
2de25e No.58871
women, how are men doing?
572af9 No.58874
>>58858I also burned down their church. Don't even remember how that one happened.
befb80 No.58888
>>58858>accidentally catching themselvesYep, 8 years old, jar of gasoline, campfire by the shore.
My eyebrows are still too thin.
05745e No.58900
>>58858can confirm, friends and i were playing with matches that we thought were extinguished
next thing i know a little bit of the trees next to his house are aflame and we had to put it out with small cups of water
it was kek when all was done and said
clearly, all males are biologically pyromaniacs.
05745e No.58902
>>58900just for clarification i was like 9
532a9b No.58984
Women are a huge fucking mystery to me. Maybe I'm a beta/omega, maybe I'm an aspie, I don't know, but I can not for the life of me figure out how to handle women. Can't talk to them, can't approach them, can't even maintain eye contact. I'm not a bad-looking guy, not great, not ugly, but I've gotten some female attention in the past, and had no fucking idea how to proceed. Fuck, most of the time I didn't even know I was getting said attention, it had to be pointed out to me after the fact. Should I just give up and find a nice hole to go die in? It's probably worth mentioning that I've never even had a female friend, much less any sort of relationship.
/blog post
cf1b8c No.58986
>>58984>defining yourself in terms of how much female interaction you've hadAre you fucking retarded? How about you weigh out your achievements and failures in actually important stuff like the jobs you've had, the things you've built or the skills you've acquired instead of bitching about nothing less than your fucking lack of female friends.
532a9b No.58988
>>58986Well considering it's one of the only areas I consistently fail in, it's a little hard not to think about it.
df84fe No.59006
>>58984Should I just give up and find a nice hole to go die in?
This.
Or you could try this exercise. Start imaginging all of your guy friends as women. Don't do anything different, just imagine that you are talking to a woman while talking to a guy, see how nothing changed .
Now do that with your lady friends.
>>But im probably on plan>> give up and die in a hole >> So what do I know df84fe No.59007
>>58888I was trying to jigger up a camp fire can stove (made with a beer can runs on rubbing alcohol).
Test #1, no light, needs more fuel
Test #2, shits on fire yo
05b692 No.59034
>>59006Can probably help him coming out of the closet too
532a9b No.59294
>>59034>coming out of the closetBeing unable to talk to women makes you gay now?