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ba68c9 No.56681
Last thread: >>44191
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3de826 No.57433
o% women in this thred
1/9
women = sexbots & appliances
284366 No.57441
>>57099
Bump
>>57433
>saging a sticky
>fucking up a sage
61192c No.57495
What is a good way to approach someone of the opposite sex I know decently in order to become better friends/in a relationship? I am in high school
63dcd4 No.57506
>>57495Indirect approach > small talk > meaningful talk > ask to hangout > if hangout goes well then > friend/relationship
c81950 No.57535
The only question that comes to mind is: Where to find a girl that's into some kinky stuff?
I'm talking BDSM and pain, but not the weird BDSM with ropes and shit, just being submissive as hell and willing to try different things is fine with me.
I hear checking out local mental asylums/psychiatric hospitals is a great place to find those type of girls. What do you think?
39d106 No.57586
What are your thoughts on gamergate, liberal feminism, versus extreme feminism, versus economic communist feminism, and of course the (shitty) SJW feminism and nerd culture?
39d106 No.57588
>>57495post
>>57506has a point.
i know it's hackneyed to death but just be yourself, be honest with your insecurities, and try to have fun instead of thinking about sex all the time or as some end goal.
39d106 No.57590
>>57402
of course there's the other side. think about sexual and physical violence in relation ships.
sure the statistics are lower than the SUPER FEMINIST SJW MUH TUMBLR would have you believe, but that's hard when you've experienced the statistic.
You wouldn't believe the number of battered individuals, (men and women), that come through in a month of a Behavioral Health Unit.
39d106 No.57591
>>56687
SJW and Asshole are equally shitty extremes.
it's inherently illogical to hate any group just because of an association.
what the fuck do you think gamer gate is about?
39d106 No.57592
>>57373
what the fuck is non-PUA? What is PUA?
13f3b7 No.57593
>>57592PUA stands for "Pick-up Artists" AKA severely emotionally-stunted manchildren. They're either autistic or deranged in some other kind of way, because they're incapable of seeing women as fellow human beings, and treat courting as some type of bizarre game devoid of emotion or romance. They'll do shit like "peakcocking" (dressing like a flaming faggot, see pic related), "negging" (making subtle, passive aggressive insults in some sad attempt at looking "alpha"), and refer to women in bizarre terms like HB9, HB7, etc. Elliot Rodgers frequented a forum known as PUAHate - a place where other beta/omega male losers congregated to talk about how the PUA community has failed to get them laid. PUAs think alpha males are guys who obsess over sex and go to clubs to get laid all the time with random sluts. They're incapable of wanting or seeing the value in a genuine adult relationship with a women where you actually care about each other as people. Far as they're concerned women are merely living fleshlights.
Long story short is that they're con-artists who prey on desperate loser men.
A non-PUA source of advice would be like the links that I provided. They'll give you legit good advice on things such as working out, overcoming social anxiety and learning how to carry an interesting conversation, how to dress like you actually have some fashion sense, fun things to do on dates, etc.
6908fa No.57610
Doing women like looking at male asses?
b5ac3e No.57613
>>57610yes :3
though it's not my favorite part
16fb86 No.57643
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now
0267dc No.57677
My wife finally said yes to anal, how do we prepare?
c5db9b No.57682
>>57677Astro glide (a little goes a long way), and a finger.
6908fa No.57687
What is sex like from the woman's perspective? All I know is their orgasms last longer.
c5db9b No.57688
Also: steak and salad for an early lunch with coffee after dinner for a nice empty colon.
0267dc No.57689
>>57682Sorry, I guess I should have been more specific. How do we work up to it, or is that even necessary?
c5db9b No.57691
>>57689Gently instert and work around a finger with glide to loosen the sphincter. Once it stays relaxed and easy to put 1 finger in, go for 2, then the pee pee.
0267dc No.57693
>>57688>>57691You have my thanks.
cac2cc No.57695
I read somewhere that pornstars have to give themselves enemas before anal scenes otherwise the dude will get shit smeared all over his cock. Is this true?
c5db9b No.57714
>>57695Thats a thing. Vigorous pounding of the anus for half an hour has a piston pump effect at extracting brown gold.
cfac6c No.57719
>>57188
What are you talking about? None of the guys in my martial arts class are muscular at all. They're either ottermode or skinny.
284366 No.57720
>>57719>ottermodeI've seen this term several times, but I have no idea what it means. Care to explain it?
cfac6c No.57723
>>57720Basically, a thin guy with defined muscles and not huge as fuck.
63dcd4 No.57730
>>57714but girls don't poop
cfac6c No.57853
>>57822Pretty much, yes, though he's like the ultimate ottermode. Your average ottermode guy isn't as ripped and probably can't fight for shit.
e99e27 No.57884
do women really like men who play guitar or is it more of an ironic sort of thing?
dd7b78 No.57892
>>57884Women like artsy guys in general I think? I'm a drawfag myself and I always had a girl or two hovering over my shoulder in art class throughout high school.
4a0582 No.57903
>>57884>>57892Inferior women like artistic and creative guys. Superior women prefer scientists and engineers.
Can YOUR boyfriend identify a flower by its ovules?
Can YOUR boyfriend infect a dish of cervical cancer cells with herpesvirus?
Can YOUR boyfriend calculate neutron cross sections and rates of fission?
Can YOUR boyfriend build a safe electrostimulation controller?
Can YOUR boyfriend perform a reductive amination reaction under reflux while adding the limiting reagent dropwise?
27046f No.57933
Why is your board owner an attention-starved whore?
>>57896
>>57865
>>57895
>>57285
63dcd4 No.58016
>>57903I also enjoy Mystery Science Theater 3000
69e4fe No.58039
What do women think is the best boob size?
b953fc No.58057
>>56681are women actually on this board or is it a trap?
ba68c9 No.58066
>>58057to my knowledge we have a 50/50 split in gender in regards to contributors here on /fem/, but then a 33/66 split in gender with lurkers, out of a survey of ~500+ people or so.
of people that are 'known', shoe0nhead and Hotwheel's mom browse / post here on /fem/
b953fc No.58072
>>58070
so there are no women here?
16fb86 No.58079
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>>57643this needs to be answered
79dd01 No.58084
>>57903>Can YOUR boyfriend identify a flower by its ovules?There are different kinds of flowers?
79dd01 No.58086
>>57592>What is PUA?Male slut.
ba68c9 No.58087
>>58086also note: doubles as a beta male who thinks PUA actually works and that it's just not based on the looks / confidence of the guy using the PUA
703c9d No.58092
>>56685
Not a deal breaker but you probably would have to work harder to prove you're worth their time bc stupid ingrained primate standards.
>>56687
I hate pretty much everyone in general so it's not weird to me that some people chose to hate one gender more than another.
>>56702
As opposed to what?
>>56726
You can expect anything. If you make that choice though, you'd be choosing disappointment.
>>56734
Meh.
703c9d No.58093
>>56802
Not weird. Totally normal. The longer you wait though, the more likely you'd have to find some religious chick with a new understanding or to get married before you get that experience. Just saying though, people think crazy's hot so crazy chicks are highly unlikely to be virgins. Deformed, maybe.
>>56810
D. All of the above methods could achieve a relationship. You would know after you have the conversation that includes "boyfriend/girlfriend" and mutual happy acceptance. If you want to be serious and have it be long-term, discussion of serious topics is highly encouraged. Common opinions aren't necessary if both people are open-minded and respectful.
>>56816
Try getting friends and keeping them first. With friends, it is much easier to find and keep a relationship for a multitude of reasons. Practicing being social goes a long way and having good friends signals to the girl you're interested in that you are most likely a trustworthy person.
>>56817
You aren't bad. There's lots of people in your position and 18 is really young. You have loads of time (assuming you die of natural causes.)
703c9d No.58094
>>56822
I have self-hate fucked someone in that I hated myself and fucked a complete stranger because it made me feel superficially better for a short period of time. Hate-fucking as in you hate a person and want to screw them, I'd never had the desire, no.
>>56836
Yup
>>56856
I actually like blowing dicks that are on the smaller side because my gag reflex is touchy from years of bulimia and puking on someone's dick while trying to be sexy is ALMOST COMPLETELY impossible. (ALMOST because there's someone somewhere that's into that.)
>>56911
It means you're having a regular conversation and being a nice person. Without further context, I can't infer anything else.
>>56916
Hm...are you relatively attractive (read: not a fat neckbread)? Do something nice for her. Like offer to mow her lawn on a hot day or pretend to be collecting donations for the local charity in your free time, basically strike up a convo somehow. Be clean cut and present yourself as available if she needs anything, do not mention the divorce. My guess is she's like any other older woman and feels empowered by a younger male showing interest and it'll plant the seed. It might take a bit but more power to you, dude. Wiggle your way in there and maybe once you open that sex door, mention how you have a thing for high heels. Work from there.
>>56937
I'm on OkCupid, don't leave the house much, am diagnosed nuts, and currently am unemployed. By chance, I guess.
703c9d No.58096
>>56970
Fuck rap and I don't know what EDM is. Metal all the way, forever. I hope they play it at my funeral.
>>56973
I have no idea.
>>57011
I'm sure there's a formula somewhere but really, it's just learning through trial and error. If you never try, you can never fail but you can also never succeed. Getting turned down is better than never taking a chance.
>>57044
Aw. Congrats, you're one of the few. I like missionary mostly because a guy can more effectively choke me during. Maybe get a copy of the kama sutra and leave it somewhere they can leaf through it. Possible fun for everyone.
>>57099
Mostly it's that they don't want to appear slutty or get turned down and so think that the male has to make the move in order to show interest. The double standard of guys need to ask girls is, in my experience, something a lot of women internalize and fall back on as a reasoning for never putting themselves out there.
>>57118
It exists. Sometimes it's itchy or if your underwear gets stuck to one side, annoying at fuck. I suppose it's just like having a dick existing. "Presence"...I assume you mean because the majority is internal? It's like how your mouth feels when you're not doing anything with it except there aren't any structures so I suppose it's more like an ass. I'm not entirely sure how to answer this more effectively.
703c9d No.58097
>>57127
Roses are nice. Expensive as fuck and in my opinion, kind of pointless. It's a first date so try no gifts. Just be there and interact, make a good impression by being there mentally and having experiences together. Give her things to think about and remember, make her laugh. Having a good time is worth WAY more on a first date than any gift you could give her.
>>57187
I'd honestly prefer a guy who could find a way to solve conflicts without making it physical. A well-rounded brain and problem-solving skills > being able to take a punch.
>>57196
Noooope. It might make her want moar dick.
>>57274
wut
Women who sexually harass men are two-faced bitches who cling to a double standard that "I have a vagina therefore everyone wants me and should take my interest as a compliment regardless of how I choose to show it and if they don't, it's their fault."
>>57402
I had to google what that was.
>There are fantastic women out there, but the risk is too high because of the great amount of shitty women.
If you don't take a risk, you're eliminated the possibility of success. I guess it just depends on what the potential success is worth in regards to your current life. I avoid relationships because I'm crazy and am aware that in my current psychological state, I honestly do not believe I can provide my half of a successful relationship and to repeatedly try would be lying. That is a personal defect, not one having to do with the man or bi/lesbian female I would be dating. That movement blames women and the government for failed relationships which, while some failures could be attributed to skewed social standards, by avoiding relationships altogether, you're accepting those standards and failures instead of seeking to change or find someone who is willing to work towards the relationship ideal you have set. I can see why some people would find this movement to be their answer but they must also accept how their choice is just removing them from the procreating human future and not changing any of the social problems they are attempting to supersede.
703c9d No.58098
>>57495>>57506 exactly this
>>57535Try fetlife.com and be specific in your limits/expectations. Psych hospitals are a good place to find women who desperately need professional help, not a good place to hook up. Liking lightly kinky stuff is actually very common among sane people as well. It's likely you've already met a chick into that stuff without realizing it because it's not something people talk about in regular conversation.
>>57586The "feminist" shit from GG was only one lady having a bitchfest. Her points were tiny and blew up bc internet SJWs took a bite and decided to binge on their persecution complexes. It totally ruined the entire main point of GG and accomplished nothing. It was laughable and sad waste of time. Newage feminism is a retarded warped idealism that first world bitches get worked up about when there are actual feminist issues happening elsewhere in the world but bitching about those on Tumblr doesn't get as many sympathy votes and doesn't make them feel personally justified in their bullshit.
>>57610Sometimes.
>>57643Hello kitty boyshorts
>>57677>>57682 yup
The workup? Drinks, making her feel sexy then
>>57691>>57687I want to get off using their body and I want them to get off using mine.
Sex with a man specifically? Holy shit, I want that dick on and in me until awesome things happen.
703c9d No.58099
>>57884Being able to play an instrument makes a person look sensitive and capable of applying themselves enough to something in order to become competent at it.
>>57933Some women are attention-starved whores. Swami decided to make this board. Other women decided to make this board a thing. Now it's a thing and Swami's in charge. Considering how it could have been, I don't mind.
>>58039The size where they are identifiable as boobs but not so large that they impede bending over/moving/seeing/not being in pain.
>>58057There are but it might be a trap to make you think women are people who use the internet. Is it worth the risk?
>>58066Swami, are you serious that the vag that produced the great Hotwheels comes on here?
ba68c9 No.58101
>>58099yes, hotwheels kun said that his mom said she 'browses the fem board' and 'doesn't like the other boards because they're icky' but she 'likes this on'
very neat
703c9d No.58102
>>58101Wow, that's awesome. Hi Hotwheels' mom! Your son's a boss.
e99e27 No.58132
>>58101thank you mama hotwheels
787f14 No.58157
>>56805
Don't just believe the most random of bitter internet virgins on his word. For 90% of worthwhile men that seek a lasting relationship virginity is a huge plus.
That is because it largely negates the problems with exes, insecurity over promiscuity and it has a cute traditional feeling to it. Guys saying "no sex experience" either don't have much experience themselves so they don't know what they miss out on and can explore it with you. Or they have the experience and basically only want whores or are shitty teachers. Either way a bad argument.
b5ac3e No.58195
4b54b0 No.58196
>>58096EDM stands for "Electronic Dance Music". Its the term used to describe the big label top 40 electronic music thats all you hear on the radio. It follows the fairly formula of 4 on the floor beat progression with big buildups and beat drops. I think even dub step might fall into the EDM category now, but its a bit of a broad genre of pop music.
cfac6c No.58218
>>57373
Good Looking Loser is shit. The other ones are almost decent.
>>57903
How is an engineer going to identify a flower by its ovules? How is an astrophysicist infecting a dish of- dude wat
fad5f3 No.58237
Hi /fem/, where do I find a totally perverted girlfriend like me?
I have a very high sex drive an want to try out almost everything! But the girls here are somewhat lame.
Am I wrong? Or are there special places to meet kinky girls?
Oh, and I'm a very faithful and honest person. I would never betray muh girlfriend, because I already found a kinky cutie!
1a23ee No.58247
>>58237Girls who are shut-ins and play a lot of video games seem to be pretty lewd you should somehow find them somehow
I think having rough daily habits and indulging in fighting and level progressing in a virtual experience seems to couple well with being a huge lewdy who wants to masturbate to all kinds of things
b953fc No.58260
dd7b78 No.58265
>>58195If every girl that lurked would just post instead then this place would actually live up to its name.
0cc2de No.58274
>>58247Unf, I played tons of games in my life, but never MMORPGs (well, not that much) or any other free to play online games where you have to grind a lot for level ups/good equipment.
I just play many random games for fun. Maybe that's why I'm so perverted.
But the perverted girls I know play mostly fantasy RPGs, Team Fortress or DOTA.
63dcd4 No.58345
>>58097>A well-rounded brain and problem-solving skills > being able to take a punchIt's better to be able to take a punch in the long run. Some people will refuse to be reasoned with and an asswhoopin' will be imminent.
63dcd4 No.58347
>>58098>Holy shit, I want that dick on and in me until awesome things happenthat gave me a boner
69bbb1 No.58466
Why am I terrified of women?
c5db9b No.58483
>>58466Short answer: Society.
c21e63 No.58505
where do i find a cute shut-in girl to watch anime with
69bbb1 No.58506
Why am I filled with feelings of melancholy?
f580f3 No.58517
>>58506might be clinical depression or some sort of bipolr disorder if this goes n for long periods of time(read months and years)
0fc6b6 No.58541
Do you believe that castration is an appropriate punishment for rape?
If no; what do you think would justify castration as a punishment?
If yes; How do you think it would feel to live without the ability to have children or have sex?
79dd01 No.58554
What do women think of the binomial distribution?
a4d494 No.58563
>>58546you're surprised by this?
every girl i've been with has had rape or rape related fantasies
it's not surprising given it's evolutionary benefits
0fc6b6 No.58569
>>58563>you're surprised by this?ye.
71499d No.58585
>>58266>women enjoy being raped, choked and fucked by animalsWhat the fuck women?
d9896a No.58591
Have any of you ever dated SJWs (I don't care how it came to that), and if yes, what were their porn preferences? I'm wondering if the fact that they support 3rd wave feminism directly impacts what porn they're "allowed" to watch. Also were they dominant/submissive during fucking and do you think that there's some correlation between being submissive and being a SJW faggot in case they were submissive. I'm wondering only about male SJWs.
648996 No.58673
How to accept being a virgin for life?
dd7b78 No.58675
>>58591Female SJWs are notorious for being into extremely fucked up shit in bed. They want to be degraded, choked, slapped, hair pulled, told what a slut they are, etc. A lot of them also tend to have rape fantasies and may or may not ask you to roleplay a rape (hint: never do this). There's probably some connection between their fetishes, the shame they probably feel for having them, and the overcompensation and projecting they do in their day to day life.
Of course that depends on the SJW. Some are "sex negative" and consider any form of heterosexual sex between a man and a woman to be rape regardless of a woman's consent. Best stay far the fuck away from these lunatics.
>>58673Seek God, son.
648996 No.58676
>>58675Can I seek Nirvana instead of God.
4c4e60 No.58736
>>58675thanks for the elaborate reply, and if this is true it's really surprising to me, but as I said I'm wondering more about male ones. As in I'm asking if any femanons here had relationships with male SJWs and what they noticed about them.
If you're thinking I'm looking for/preparing a relationship with a woman, no I'm not
dd7b78 No.58740
>>58676Sure, though it doesn't matter which path you take. Even the Dalai Lama endorses other religions/philosophies so long as you do what you need to become enlightened. I'd recommend reading St. Augustine's Confessions. In it he talks about how he rejected a lucrative career as a politician in ancient Rome, and instead chose a life of a hermit who contemplates The One. Perhaps then if you stop being so neurotic about virginity, stop pedestalizing women, and stop measuring your self-worth in whether or not you have a woman in your life, then you can find inner peace and happiness. And if you're happy and confident again you may even attract female attention. Women can smell depression in a man like dogs sense fear.
>>58736Oh this is easy. Male SJWs want their girlfriends to fuck them with a strap-on.
7565cf No.58743
so, uh, i've noticed that my friends are much more aggresive in their flirting, which i'm not. I mean, call me a pussy ass beta faggot, but it ends up feeling forced when i try to be a little more aggresive.
Thing is i don't get as much results as my friends do. I guess i don't have a real question, but care to share your opinion on this?
79dd01 No.58751
>>58743>Thing is i don't get as much results as my friends do.Of course not. They're batter at it because they've done it more. It's probably also more in line with their personality so the contrast is not jarring.
69bbb1 No.58753
How come anime makes me feel depressed?
Every time I can't think of anything that makes me feel so depressed except watching old episodes of my old favorite cartoons.
284366 No.58754
>>58753If you're anything like me, it's because you know you'll never experience that particular thing for the first time again, and you'll never feel the way you felt then ever again. That and the fact that I get kind of down anytime a good story ends.
c5db9b No.58756
>>58753Because in comparison to the anime you watch, your life sucks. It gives you an unrealistic benchmark of what life should be. Instead of going out and changing your life, you continue to watch anime which reminds you that you don't have a life you enjoy. You need to break the cycle. Get out and live you own life, not that of a fictional idealized cartoon character.
69bbb1 No.58757
>>58756But every time I try to live my life I'm reminded that it sucks and I fail at being alive again.
c5db9b No.58759
>>58757You know that little guy in the back of your mind that says "You suck. This sucks. Lets quit and do what we were doing."? Tell him to fuck right off.
7565cf No.58761
>>58751>It's probably also more in line with their personality yeah. Is it childlish for me to not want to be that way? Don't get me wrong i'd love to make a stronger impression and have more luck flirting, but still.
703c9d No.58778
>>58345Ass-whooping or not, the smart person would then be able to follow it up with a much worse and more permanent lawsuit. If it's a literal choice between a dumbass for life and a smart guy who gets his ass kicked once, brains win.
>>58347Glad I could help. :P
>>58466This isn't an uncommon problem and the reason is always highly personal. Want some guessing?
A. Your female role models growing up were so shitty that it left an invisible shitstain on your understanding of women as a general social group.
B. Your female role models growing up were non-existent and the way the female social group was consistently presented to you was intimidating and incredibly negative so you've put women on a pedestal and feel extreme stress when presented with the possibility of that pedestal being realized in real life. This could also be achieved through never leaving the house and having little actual experience to challenge your preconceived notions of how women are different making it stressful when you're faced with real interaction.
C. Possible anxiety disorder which could be exacerbated by some mix of the above.
D. Something else because there's zero context.
>>58505Probably internet dating since shut-ins don't go to bars, parties, or anywhere people go to find possible relationships. Maybe hang out at a comic book shop and try not to scare away the mouse-y chick standing quietly in the manga.
>>58506>>58517If it's not this and just happens sometimes, it's a pretty normal part of being a sentient being.
>>58541This is a difficult question as I don't think a person's body should ever be changed against their will except in the case of a life-or-death emergency. I don't think castration should be an option at all as even if it were presented to a repeat offender who will without a doubt reoffend as a possibility to reduce a prison sentence, that would be coercive and a disgusting abuse of the judicial system.
>>58546The majority of women who have rape fantasies have them with the idea that they would still maintain an element of control both in who was raping them, how it happened, how far it goes, and with the idea that they would be mentally prepared before it happened. Very few women have real rape fantasies and I'd be willing to bet if the survey made the distinction, there would be a large majority who find the idea of actual rape terrifying.
>>58554In general, I find them overly simplistic for the majority of points the people conducting them are attempting to prove significant.
>>58585The ideas of danger, helplessness, and perversion can be exciting however in practice, most women would back down.
Maybe not with choking. Breathplay's nice.
>>58591No and I lose respect for a person immediately when they pretend social justice warrior seriously changes anything. The faggottry is undeniable and swift.
>>58673Why do you want to accept it? In what way would giving up the desire for sex and intimacy improve the life you have? Don't say it would make it easier or less stressful because both are bullshit. Just because relationships are difficult doesn't mean you should stop looking for that experience. If you want nirvana, I prefer the band to an incorporeal notion that base instincts and desires detract from the sweet struggle that life is and sitting back is better than gripping that struggle by the neck from behind and taking it for all it has to offer.
Then again, you could become a wizard.
>>58743I have little experience with flirting and I find an aggressive approach to be more funny than effective so I can't give you any help in that. I prefer someone talk to me like a person and then once we're both shitfaced enough, to just start making out. When people compliment my appearance as opposed to my ideas, it feels really fake and off-putting. It's just not my pint of beer.
>>58761No, it's not childish. Some people learn to be like that and others use their strengths rather than try to conform to what works for someone else. Some women appreciate a different approach and it may confuse a few but those that do appreciate how you work will appreciate it for how genuine it is and respect you for being honest.
>>58753Watch different anime, pick the things you hate about your life, and make a concerted effort to changing those things.
>>58759Exactly.
8eb55b No.58786
If you're going to have sex with a girl, and you're going to be giving her your virginity, do you tell her before or after?
a1ed6c No.58788
>>56685
Not at all. Anyone taller than I am is mentally categorized as "tall" for me.
>>56802
It's reasonable to want another virgin. Expecting a virgin if you yourself ate not a virgin is unreasonable, but if you're a virgin, you've held yourself to the same standard.
The other day the friend to whom I lost my virginity and I were taking. I was 15 at the time, and he was 21. I ended up acting pretty immature about the feels at the time. I'm still pretty embarrassed about that. But overall, I ended up resolving that. He was incredibly nice about it, considering how ridiculous I was. We've been good friends for five years now. Honestly, I feel like it ended up being an okay introduction to sexuality. Largely because of the follow-up.
>>56822
I haven't.
>>56836
Yes.
>>56856
Yeah. Length<Girth<What you do with your penis<What you do with your tongue<What you do with the rest of your body<What you do with your mind
Communication is important. Oral, fingering, etc. are all ways for a girl to orgasm. There's so much more to sex than a penis in a vagina.
>>57044
Missionary is actually nice. Cowgirl too. While having more than one position in your repertoire is good, I like eye contact. It is only as boring as the people doing it. It can be sensual and intimate. Also both positions accommodate being choked well, which helps me orgasm.
1e8d8c No.58806
>>58266>necrophiliaI AM THE ONE PERCENT
703c9d No.58808
>>58788>Length<Girth<What you do with your penis<What you do with your tongue<What you do with the rest of your body<What you do with your mindYESYESYES
So many guys think good sex is determined by how many inches pass their fist. There is so much more to sex than that.
>>58786That's a tough one. It can play out a few different ways. Best case scenario, the girl is accepting, non-judgmental, and helps to make it a good experience. Neutral scenario, girl ignores what you have to say, doesn't care at all, it's meh and overall an awkward event. Bad scenario, she laughs, puts you down for being inexperienced, and is a bitch. Best part of that is the bitch would probably leave and be a bitch somewhere else. Worst case scenario is that she isn't overtly judgmental but expects you to just inherently take control and judges the fuck out of you for being inexperienced making your first experience with sex the most awful, depressing, degrading experience possible because she feels embarrassed/unsexy and takes her insecurities out on you, effectively scarring you.
Chances are, because we're going to assume that you got a nice and decent person instead of a raging cunt, the last two possibilities are highly unlikely.
In the scenario where you don't tell her you're a virgin before fucking and your inexperience becomes evident, she may take the awkwardness as a sign that there's something wrong with her and it could go badly from there. I personally think communication is important and to eliminate this as a possibility, a little bit of disclosure would be good. I understand being embarrassed but some girls might even take it as a challenge to blow your mind with their effort.
That being said, the boyfriend that I gave my virginity to didn't tell me that he was also a virgin before we fucked. It was awkward, neither of us knew what we were doing, and I took his hesitancy/weirdness as I was doing something wrong. I cried in the shower directly afterwards not because I regretted it but he just laid there and didn't say a word during or after. I know it was shitty on my part to assume he'd done it before and it wasn't until weeks later that he told me he had been a virgin but we were both embarrassed and it made for a strained and stressful burning of the vcards. All of that could have been avoided if we had just talked about it instead of assuming.
Ultimately it's up to you and I understand that if you're fucking a stranger, you could be afraid that she'd judge you for being a virgin but I honestly think that if a girl reacts badly to the idea of having the opportunity to show you for the first time how great sex can be, that's not a person you want to share that experience with. People say that it's not really a big deal but it is something that a person remembers and thinks about from time to time for the rest of their life and can set a precedent for future encounters or avoidance of those encounters so finding someone who is accepting and encouraging is important towards making a good memory and having the confidence to pursue further fuckings.
703c9d No.58809
>>58806You aren't the only one who likes the idea of cracking open a cold one.
bf25bb No.58891
>>58788><What you do with your mindSee this lads, shit like this is why you pay attention to what women do and not what they say.
Your fucking mind, what a joke.
648996 No.58940
>>58778>why would you want to accept it?Because I'm not even sure what kind of relationship I want anymore or if I just want casual sex and I don't like the idea of having to try and impress women on dates when no girl has ever liked me first and I barely have anything to impress with anyways.
cfac6c No.58974
[==What male outfit turns you on the most?==]
Most men love it when girls wear suggestive clothing like lingerie, maid uniforms and/or latex suits.
What do women enjoy seeing on men? Is there anything like "male lingerie"? Perhaps an incomplete military uniform? I have no idea girls like. It feels kind of unjust for a woman to do all the work of finding some sexy lingerie and doing those goddamned garterbelts while a man simply needs to worry about wearing a nice pair of underwear and he's done for the day.
362b67 No.58983
How bad is it for a guy to be oblivious to flirting? If I can't pick up on it easily, is there anything in particular to look for? I don't know if it's the ass burgers or what, but I am absolutely clueless when it comes to dealing with women. Fuck, even speaking to women in person feels unnatural.
703c9d No.59028
>>58940That sounds more like something to work on and that will most likely change over time instead of giving up and allowing the experiences you've had so far dictate your preconception of future fun times.
>>58891It's really about half and half. A lot of women don't actually voice what they want and what they do is a good indication that they're not communicating properly. The mind thing is more being open, creative, and not settling for the boring ol'in-out-in-out.
>>58974I'm sure there's lingerie for men and some women prefer suits/uniforms/specific items of clothing but I don't. Some other chick should probably answer this question.
>>58983Some girls might be offended because they consider putting an effort into making a move something a guy should appreciate or feel special for (which is stupid.) I don't know much about assburgers so I don't know if practice in regular conversation would help you learn. It might just make you need more experience than the regular joe to level up or it could be a fixed skill. It's not horrible but you might accidentally piss some lady off or inadvertently hurt her feelings.
505eff No.59047
Can any fems give me insight into a female virgin. She's 23 and i know she goes on halfchan sometimes. She sort of considers herself a feminist but isn't retarded. She seems to just have ridiculously high standards but i know the virginity thing makes her feel pathetic/shamed for being a girl and still unable to find someone to have sex with. Thing is she's fucking hot so i guess it's just crippling insecurity? Anyone have any thoughts?
69bbb1 No.59066
Is it normal for me to want me as a hot girl as a partner? Or is that just a weird coping mechanism?
703c9d No.59070
>>59047My guess is she isn't unable to find someone to have sex with but rather her insecurity and fears are causing her to raise her standards to such a level that she can justify never putting herself out there or giving anyone a shot. It's incredibly common for sexy people to have crippling anxiety. Hopefully she either finds someone she likes so much that she takes the risk or overcomes her issues in some other way. Unless she changes her perspective and learns to relax, that insecurity will just continue eating at her and stopping her from growing emotionally.
>>59066Hah, yes, that's normal. If you're holding out for that perfect chick, avoiding giving anyone a chance based on that ideal, you might be using your raised expectations as an avoidance mechanism, just like the chick above. Then it would be a coping mechanism. Just wanting someone physically attractive is totally normal.
9291a2 No.59142
any girls up for some public cyber sex?
703c9d No.59148
>>59142Isn't public cybersex an oxymoron?
703c9d No.59149
>>59145
You must be a virgin, you're such a master baiter.
No one gives a shit, dude.
9291a2 No.59150
>>59148not public as in outdoors irl, public as in visible to others on this chan
673e1c No.59154
>>56681how many grills like/dislike body hair?
a lot of dudes from the city i used to live in shaved their chests etc, but i never did.
>that being said the last year or two a bit of shoulder hair has been growing, which is a bit too far in my opinion, so i've been shaving it off. f3e275 No.59158
>>59149did i hit a nerve fatboy?
That's okay, your tears say more than real evidence ever could
1909b6 No.59170
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>>58096>>58196Yeah, EDM is kind of a poor term for the genre because it has a lot of variance and different sounds by definition. There is some good stuff amongst all the top 40 shit, though.
052ab9 No.59176
Is the way dating is set up and the expectations ever going to change? Because I'm deeply unsatisfied with dating currently.
b4d864 No.59202
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>>58096>>59170I love metal and can get into some EDM.
But this shit is where the two meet and I really dig it.
d9b83b No.59254
>>57277
there are midgets and girls 4"9 that would want us short men. It had nothing to do with testosterone either.
4cc013 No.59256
I'm sure this one gets asked a lot, but how the hell do I talk to women? I feel like the whole thing will blow up in my face if I screw up, but really don't want to try to sell myself as something I'm not.
Also how do gals feel about baldness? I'm not old, just have some unfortunate genetics.
bf25bb No.59258
>>59254I'd date a girl regardless of her height m8, it's their weight (which unlike height, they could change) I care about.
I had my testosterone levels tested as part of a health check up a few months back, I'm way above average levelsMeans jack shit though at my height though doesn't it kek
60c65d No.59261
>inb4 shitskin niggers
how fucked are brown guys when it comes to dating white women ?
f669ae No.59263
>>59261Two words: Anthony Burch
60c65d No.59264
>>59263it might be a gross generalization to think of all brown men as anthony burch,
I mean more so from a physical context- are they seen as physically unattractive, brown as in indian or middle-eastern.
63dcd4 No.59322
8chan is filled with broken people.
What brought you here?
ed7137 No.59327
>>56970
A sweeping majority of PEOPLE like popular music. Normalfags, what're you gonna do
ed7137 No.59328
I've gotten out of touch with girls. I don't consider them a different species, but they seem harder to relate to then guys. How do I find chicks with similar interests?
ed7137 No.59330
>>57277
On the topic of height, I kind of want to date a chick who's taller than me just to prove that it can be done
4bfa24 No.59340
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How accurate is this?
bf25bb No.59348
>>59340>implying there is a patriarchy at allThat poster needs to hang themselves in a fucking closet.
>>59330I'd love to date a taller chick, dem longer legs, man.
It can be done, but you have to basically michael j fox -tier famous/rich.
eb42c7 No.59473
I'm 6'4", and girls tell me I'm "too tall" to date. It's because I'm ugly, isn't it?
6bbf3a No.59507
>>56805
Guy here. Don't let anyone virgin shame you. Just because the mainstream seems to think both genders have to have triple digits numbers doesn't mean you do.
Now being unmarried by 30, that's a REAL red flag for ladies.
703c9d No.59606
>>59150Oh k. Whatchu wearing, bby?
>>59154I don't really have an opinion. I mean, I don't want to fuck a gorilla but as long as you don't have the IQ of one, I don't think a chick would mind.
>>59158No tears and not a guy. I don't even remember what you posted so good game, dildo.
>>59176My time machine and crystal ball are both broken atm so the best I can do is a maybe. Really, it's changed a lot in the last 100 years what with tech and all and 100 years before that they were trading bitches for like horses and land and shit so yeah, it'll probably change. I have no idea if you'll like what it changes into later so you might be fucked and not in the good way.
>>59256Treat them like people and practice. There really isn't a lesson like trial and error.
Some girls like bald dudes, some don't. Kind of like how some guys will fuck fat chicks and others are repulsed. Good luck though.
>>59258Some chicks act all offended when a guy judges their attractiveness based on their weight and it's kind of deluded and sometimes two-faced when they get mad. It's ridiculous.
Girls can smell and sense testosterone btw. That could work in your favor.
>>59261Depends. If you're attractive, they like the "exoticness" and if you aren't, then you're double fucked.
A. Be attractive.
B. Don't be unattractive.
>>59322Boredom and hating halfchan.
>>59328Go to places where people interact based on those interests. Based on statistics, there's bound to be women around somewhere. Socialize.
>>59340Just saying I didn't read most of that.
The patrriarchy is real however the vast majority of SJWs live in first world countries and have no idea what a real patriarchy looks like or feels like to live in. They have no idea and play the martyr by picking out little things about the society they live in and get super pissed about the little shit OR they make shit up just to feel vindicated. The feminists on Tumblr don't understand what real oppression is and most likely never will.
Read the rest of it…it's true of pretty much any younger female group that they're very fickle and latch onto whatever they can to gain emotional support. Tumblr and the shit it spews is no exception.
>>59473The girls you're talking to are picky superficial retards.
>>59507I don't honestly think that is a red flag as much anymore. More people are waiting to get married in these generations and it's becoming less of a big deal. Some girls still might see it as a red flag but I'd be more likely to be impressed that they haven't settled for a bitch just because they wanted to wait for something real instead of giving into pressure.
8e1347 No.59751
If a guy has fucked up fingernails, is that a deal breaker? Because I've had a nail-biting problem since I was fucking 6, and my nails never grew out to an average length. I've since quit biting them, but the damage done is irreversible. Just wondering if something as minor as this can be debilitating in the realm of womyn.
6fa4f7 No.59761
What would women consider being creepy behavior? Ill find my self wanting to talk to girls, but I end up just occasionally looking in their direction, and if they return a glance, I quickly look away. I cant help but think that Im accidentally making them feel uncomfortable ;_;
63dcd4 No.59766
>>59761Just smile back, wave, or say "hey, how's it goin'" if they're close to you. Sometimes they'll respond back, sometimes they won't. It's no big deal either way, so just enjoy it as a simple exchange.
63dcd4 No.59767
>>59751Post pictures so we can assess the damage.
6fa4f7 No.59769
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>>59766>simpleI wish social interaction were simple. It seems like there is so much room for me to fuck something up.
maybe i just cant into girls 9291a2 No.59779
>>59606just my work clothes, blue shorts and a white singlet. you?
f580f3 No.59783
>>59769Believe me this isn't big issue. The real problem is when you get able to surpass these feelings(or concel them) and you get closer to them. Most will fuck you up emotionally and psychologically if they are not into you. The closer you get the more you'll suffer.
306a50 No.59784
>>58676>>58740Syncretism can only go so far. Buddhist Nirvana is completely incompatible with Abrahamic ideas of salvation.
It is the natural derivative of the two beliefs that A. people are endlessly reincarnated, and B. life sucks. So, the best thing to do is to end the cycle of reincarnation so that you have to stop living shitty lives.
Whereas the Abrahamic response to the matter of life sucking is that it's all a test, and the whole life being horrible thing doesn't matter, because if you just put up with it for a few short decades and don't lose faith, you'll be rewarded with an eternity of happiness.
There's really no possible overlap between the two. The closest you can get is some hippy-dippy shit that says that all prophets were just, like, trying to teach us to love each other, brah, and like, if you just LOVE, that's like, god, man. I read it in the bible, and like, Buddha said that too, I'm pretty sure. Or Confucius, but they were brothers or sum shit, so it's all good.
in all seriousness, if you've been able to look at the matter and come up with something else, and it makes you happy, then just stick with that, it sucks second-guessing everything that feels right because you have some logical problem with it eb42c7 No.59825
Are free jazz, harsh noise, and drone metal dealbreakers?
362b67 No.60008
>>59767Here's the damage.
3d9f58 No.60012
>>56685
Personally I prefer short men, and I know some other women do to. It's the insecure whiners that suck.
>>56822
Well, there is this one guy who's a total piece of shit, but I like when he says degrading things to me.
>>56856
Of course, a personality is more important than the size of your cock. Just don't expect me (a size-princess slut) personally to fuck you.
>>56970
I like all those genres.
>>57011
At a social place like a bar or a club. Not the street or a shop or a place where people just want to get on with their lives.
>>57044
I prefer doggy, but missionary is good for slapping, choking, hair-pulling. Plus I get to hear you grunt, which is hot.
>>57099
Because it's so ingrained that men will make the first move, there's the fear of being seen as desperate, and rejection is even harder.
>>57333
How you doin'? ;)
>>57402
Insecure redpill bullshit.
>>57586
I'm an intersectional feminist. The rest have ruined the name of feminism so much that sensible, moderate feminism needs it's own fucking label. TERFs, SERFs, SWERFs, gamergate can all eat my shit (and the gamergater's heads will probably explode from being so close to a woman's arsehole.) Tumblr SJWs, I can see where they're coming from but a lot of it is special snowflakes crying look-at-me-I'm-so-radical.
>>57687
It's like being stabbed repeatedly, but in a good way.
>>57695
Yes, and it's highly recommended.
>>57884
Genuine talent and creativity is attractive in anyone.
>>58237
The internet.
>>58541
I'm going to assume you have a castration fetish.
>>58546
Fantasy =/= reality.
>>58591
Well I'm seeing a couple of guys who are aware of, and interested in, social issues (but not full-blown tumblrinas.) They're less sexually experienced than myself (but then I am a slut) and seem happy to let me set the pace, so to speak. Even if that means smacking me around and calling me names.
>>58740
Funnily enough, I also dated a guy who's a self-confessed misogynist who takes it up the arse like a champ. I mean I could almost fit my fist up there.
>>58675
I'd tend to agree actually. I feel like I must be a terrible feminist for wanting this, and that makes it hotter. Win!
>>59154
I fucking love body hair. Makes me wet. I'm seeing a guy with back hair and I love it.
>>59202
Sounds great, will check them out.
>>59261
Personally I have an aversion to brown. Yeah it's racist but I have my reasons.
>>59322
Morbid curiosity.
>>60008
Could be worse.
c3340c No.60036
ok I really hope there are actual women here that also reply.
What is SJW/non-issue and what is "oppressive"/"sexist"/"misogynist"
for you? Where do you draw the line?
63dcd4 No.60111
>>59769>so much room for me to fuck something up.it's okay to fuck up though. I'm okay at socializing and I fuck up all the time. Hell, even people that socialize more than me fuck up.
don't worry about the failure so much. you only truly fuck up when you give up.
63dcd4 No.60128
>>60012>Personally I prefer short men>UKdamn it
63dcd4 No.60154
>>60008It's not bad at all, mate
85c972 No.60165
>>59261Very fucked, all I've ever dated is white women :D
703c9d No.60192
>>59779Disturbed tshirt, pajama pants, hello kitty socks. Thinking about a sweatshirt bc it's freezing in here.
>>59751If they're gross then maybe. Yours aren't gross, they're just really short. On the plus side, if you're ever fingering a girl, you couldn't accidentally scratch up her vag so you've got that going for you.
>>59761Behaviour that's considered creepy can differ wildly between women. It's all in how they interpret it and gaining some self-confidence in actually talking to them rather than being that quiet guy who sneaks glances would make the odds they find you creepy much smaller. Failure happens and it sucks but if you don't try, you can never succeed.
>>59825Music taste shouldn't be a dealbreaker and if a girl breaks up with you stating that as a reason, she's lying and doesn't have the ovaries to admit her real problem.
>>60036>I really hope there are real women hereThis has already been covered so many times, a bukkake director committed suicide because he couldn't keep up.
I'm not sure what you're asking. Are you asking what issue is not being addressed by third-wave feminism and is a serious problem? The line on what?
9389ca No.60193
So a girl wouldn't disclose personal information and in general be extremely physical with someone if they weren't interested right? The way this girl shut me down when I asked her out( not explicitly a date for whatever that's worth) would normally make me think she's just not interested, but then there's her previous actions which are confusing me a bit.
I mean, I'm pretty sure you don't kiss guys you just want to be friends with anyways.
>>60008Man I have entire nails missing and it's never been an issue for me. I think that's pretty low on a list for women.
703c9d No.60195
>>59202Listening to the Viscera album right now and it's not bad. I can definitely see the appeal.
>>60193It sounds like she's confused and there's some conflict. I'd try again and if she keep acting interested but shuts you down again, let her know you're interested but understand if she needs some space/time. Hopefully whatever it is gets resolved soon or whatever emotional confusion she has goes away when she feels less pressured.
9389ca No.60197
>>60195>It sounds like she's confused and there's some conflictIt was something like "ummm nah Im good" in response. Forgot to mention it was via skype since I wasnt gonna meet up with her for a while. Like that's usually a pretty clear sign to bugger off to me.
Back off and maybe give it another whirl in a week or so?
703c9d No.60199
>>60197>"ummm nah Im good"…I'm not sure what to think of that. Maybe she was testing out whether or not she likes you and decided after kissing you that there wasn't anything there? I'm not sure. Give it another try and if she declines again, she's most likely not interested.
9389ca No.60200
>>60199>Maybe she was testing out whether or not she likes you Maybe, the stuff she's told other people is erratic then if so. Christ this stuff is frustrating.
703c9d No.60203
>>60200She sounds like a confused person.
9389ca No.60205
>>60203Confused about what though?
Maybe I have a more simplistic approach on these things but either you're attracted to someone or you aren't, barring any deal breakers.
703c9d No.60210
>>60205I agree that a person's either attracted to someone or not but she just sounds like a confused person in general. Her erratic conversations, getting really close to you right off the bat, and then weird dismissal together is a red flag that she might be a little nuts. If you're going to try again, keep that in mind.
259a09 No.60214
>>60008At least they aren't dirty or huge.. or both, I imagine that would be more of a deal breaker
259a09 No.60219
Why do women like HuniePop so much?
9291a2 No.60235
>>60192do you have large breasts?
3a4647 No.60305
>>56681hey swami you should just ask the 2 chicks that go on this board after all your a tranny and thus a dude (i miss /baph/)
also dont you have a van to paint icecream on
f5b88d No.60365
I've been in a sort of internet relationship with a girl for the past five months. She is absolutely perfect, I've never loved anymore more in my life; and it's been the most satisfying time in my life. She loved me deeply, it seemed - showered me with attention and love every second of every day. She called me on skype constantly for a month when we were both NEET's, and afterwards whenever i was around she would beg to call. Suddenly, last month things changed and she stopped showing any interest in me, a few days ago she told me it was over and there's no hope for us in the future. However there's been a lot of things going on with her so I can't quite figure out what went wrong and if I should blame her or not.
Some of the things going on:
-She went through a break up with a boyfriend of 3 years before meeting me, and she's gone through phases where she thinks about him a lot and she just said to me today that she "realised" she still loves him. He hates her and actually turned gay, but that's another story. I asked and she told me I wasn't a rebound, not sure to trust that.
-She has very abusive parents and they did something pretty fucked up to her right when she started ignoring me and not wanting to talk anymore. She told me she's depressed and can't love anybody right now (contradicting with above). However, she continues to talk to other friends a lot and even admitted to flirting with a few guys days after she officially broke up with me. I suspect she was also doing this before, since she was online on Skype and bragging on forums she frequents about talking to lots of "muscular, handsome guys".
-She *might* be planning to commit suicide
-She told me that she doesn't want to talk to me because she feels terrible, but that she misses me and likes it when I send her things. Essentially, she treated/treats me like absolute shit (ignoring me, talking to other people, possibly cucking me), while talking normally and flirting with other people with no signs of any problems. I bring up that she's talking to everyone else just fine and the best I get out of her is that 'I make her feel guilty' or some other bullshit.
Questions:
What the fuck happened? Did she use me as a rebound? Did she actually just stop loving me overnight, is that something girls do? I don't get any of this, don't understand how things turned out how they did. Is there some possible hidden motive that might fit what's happened and mean that perhaps she's been lying/avoiding the truth?
How do I move on? This is the first girl I've really loved and wanted to be with for the rest of my life. We talked for ages about where we would live and how many kid's we'd have, etc; and we both meant it. I am still her bitch after all of this and I can't think about anyone but her. Even when I try to fap I end up thinking of her and feeling terribly pathetic afterwards. I am, at this moment, completely emotionally devoted to her and nobody else means a damn to me. How do I change that?
sorry for the wall; although I guess it's not a rare symptom of heartbreak to start ranting. Typing this out is the only thing keeping me from bawling my eyes out.
0389ee No.60374
>>60365If she's going to snap and treat you like this all of a sudden don't even pretend it won't happen again, I speak from experience on this as a former pussywhipped male.
It's probable she's a catfisher judging by her behavior, since she doesn't want contact with you yet she's fine with you sending her things. Fuck that, she's outright confirmed to you that she's using you for material gain. You aren't her fucking sugar-daddy.
Take a session and just cry your eyes out. Let all the emotion out. The more I read over it the more it sounds like you've narrowly avoided sticking your dick in crazy by virtue of her thinking she's some Big Momma who can snag as much dick as she likes with no repercussions. And if she starts trying to worm back into your life after YOU cut ties then you'll fucking know where the relationship stands and how much she's been using you.
f5b88d No.60377
>>60374>if she's going to treat you like this don't pretend it won't happen againThis is my biggest problem - if she's just gonna say "im depressed, let me do whatever I want", then what's stopping her from justifying cheating on me, etc.
>Cut tiesI don't know if I can do that yet. I have been crying my eyes out for a few days now and by the time i fall asleep it's not so bad, but each day it comes back. I dream about her a lot too and when I wake up I get really fucking depressed. I'm going to start being very busy in a week's time when uni starts here so I guess that'll help. I guess there's still some part of me that still would do anything to be with her, even though I recognise it's self destructive. It's just so difficult to cut ties when we both frequent so many different things. Sorta shitting where you eat, except instead of having awkward anger, I just get reminded of her all the fucking time and see her talking to other people all the time and it hurts.
0389ee No.60381
>>60377It's likely she might be planning to start up with bullshit like that. Don't fall for it- anybody would realize that being affectionate and wanting to be together again after pissing and moaning about you is either the result of manipulation or mental illness. Sometimes both.
It's hard to cut ties, I know. I form extremely deep emotional bonds- when I make a friendship I go in with the expectation that it'll last for decades and I wouldn't EVER do anything that would compromise that friendship (strain it, maybe, because I'm honest to a fault and don't think anything of expressing my opinons, which pisses people off if I refuse to lie about something or our politics don't gel). My best friend of six years turned into a SJW and cut ties
likely at the suggestion/pressuring of her SJW boyfriend and the rest of her hugbox; her boyfriend would make claims like "trans people can't maintain the emotional stability for a logical argument so it's okay if they just call quits because the other party is a cishit hetero" and it still fucking hurts to think about even though it happened some months ago. Especially because in the back of my head I'm very aware she doesn't actually believe any of that stupid shit, and I still think of her as a friend- if she wanted to strike up a conversation I'd forgive all her idiocy and public tie-cutting for attention in a heartbeat. (Not before taking screencaps in case they tried shit at any point so her socjus buddies would know she's a liar and a manipulator, anyways.)
Uni's probably the best thing for you right now. A bit of monotony and busy-work does wonders for emotional turmoil.
f5b88d No.60383
>>60381Yeah I feel like I only got so involved because it was the summer holidays and I didn't have anything more than part time and casual work. I guess I jumped in too quickly and reciprocated too easily. And look she is really smart and manipulates people all the time, when we first met she tried to use me as a sortof boy toy but I kept telling her to not be lewd with me until she gave up. T-then we started talking all day every day and one thing lead to another…
I really don't want to cut ties because honestly I've already gone through a lot of heartache and come to terms with the fact that she doesn't love me and maybe never did (not sure how girls work and if it's possible that she did and then just changed instantly due to depression or whatever). Right now I would really like to be on friend terms with her, but of course, I worry that deep down it's just gonna be harmful to hang on. I've never been so emotionally invested in someone before to have to deal with this; and right now I really don't have the strength to cut her off. I hope that uni will do that enough for me, especailly since i'm basically out of the house monday->friday from 5am to 7pm starting next week.
0389ee No.60386
>>60383My advice is to cut ties, even if you have to muster up the willpower to do so in the first place, like you mentioned.
But take your time, think it over, have a good cry. Ultimately it's your choice.
f5b88d No.60387
703c9d No.60390
>>60219I had to look up what that was and I don't know.
>>60235They're on the upper end of average.
Do you have a big dick?
>>60305Did /baph/ go somewhere?
>>60365If she was real, she has serious issues and doesn't take you seriously. I agree with
>>60374 in that you should cut ties and move on. It's hard, I know. I was in love with an internet friend for a couple years but due to distance, we couldn't be together. She eventually became someone I had no interest in ever being with and dumping the friendship was one of the hardest things I've ever done but I'm better off without her shit and being able to move on.
>>60381FUCK, mine turned SJW too. I couldn't stand her constant ranting about third-wave feminism, the patriarchy, and shaming me for eating meat. She was awesome before she got sucked into that monstrous pile of faggotry.
0389ee No.60394
>>60390My buddy was gradual and it was awful seeing it slowly happen.
At first she just was into Wicca, cool, I think the mysticism of the religion is neat and she actually PRACTICED it rather than just going in for "duhr hurr sex and magic".
She was a raging furry but I had no qualms against that, eventually it transgressed into becoming an otherkin. Which again I was fine with so long as it wasn't the only thing she could talk about; she was still in the early stages because her response to that was "yesss i was hoping that would be the answer thank you so much for supporting me" and that shit made my heart melt.
Then she met her boyfriend on some furry thread of the Homestuck/MSPA forum, along with her current hugbox. Everything went downhill from there, especially when it started becoming obvious that he honestly treats her about as badly as all her previous e-boyfriends did. Where the previous ones were psychotic and wanted her to cyber and then go away as they saw fit, this guy is psychotic in that he's a massive enabler and a creeping infection upon the psyche. He'll justify anything if it makes him look good (in his eyes) or keeps him/his buddies from having to take responsibility for their own stupidity. The rest of the hugbox has this problem, but not to the extent this guy does.
I'm entirely certain it was her boyfriend that convinced her to start lying about me so as to cut off ties because I'd
reblog why I thought the socjus things she herself
reblogged were wrong. She would debate, or occasionally concede the point after putting thought into it and realizing what I said made sense. Every so often I'd be the one that was wrong, and either way we were better buddies for it afterwards. After he entered the picture she refused to entertain anything that would imply her position on an issue is a POSITION rather than the gospel truth, which included debating the merits of what she posted. She started to take being an otherkin very seriously around this time (simultaneously pulling the shit most otherkin tend to do of having their spirit animal be of human intelligence and have the ability to transform so they're not stuck with one animal like a special snowflake) and also became an advocate of custom gender pronouns and custom genders in general- she swears by mogai-archive, of which 75% of its submissions I'm pretty sure are trolls.
Eventually some anons were lurking on her Tumblr and arguing with her; naturally she got blown the fuck out and went crying to her boyfriend to take over the argument for her. One anon samefagged and claimed to be trans to support their argument, and I only knew about it because I was poking around blogs (her's included) on my Kindle at the time; she claimed it was me because my Kindle was skulking around her paged, announced I was dead to her for DARING to impersonate a poor disenfwanchised twans person, and promptly blocked me from everything after spending some time bawling about how I criticized her politics extremely often.
I'll stop my sob story now but the whole thing still makes me really fucking salty because I cannot STAND liars, and because I know it's not really her behind that because she isn't that fucking stupid.
f5b88d No.60396
>>60394Did you think she was smart before this happened? I've found the girls I'm genuinely friends with and more than just a fatherly figure to can laugh at all this stuff and see straight through it.
0389ee No.60397
>>60396She was a bit dopey, to be perfectly honest, but had a knack for seeing through bullshit; even in the early days of SJWdom she confided to me that she thought the alphabet soup the LGBT acronym was being turned into was fucking hilarious.
She was also smart enough to realize Tumblr is an absolutely poisonous environment for personal betterment. You know how, it's a really common story that obese people will try to persuade everyone around them to eat like shit and get fat too? The same applies with Tumblr and personal accountability or ideology or even mental health. Everybody has to sink to their level, it's fucking disgusting. Even now she still realizes she's in an extremely bad place and it's only getting worse due to letting things stagnate, but her hugbox confides in her that everything's fine, nothing to worry about, keep drawing your furry art :3333. She's got Satan perched on her shoulder but she believes him when he says he's Jesus because he sounds nice.
f5b88d No.60399
>>60397It's almost a cult. Is anyone making money off furries? If so, then it's identical to a cult.
0389ee No.60401
>>60399Oh you bet your ass there's people making moolah off furries. Artists take commissions for stupid characters or bad fetish art and charge anywhere from $10 to $60 a pop. And they PAY FOR IT.
But they're opportunists, as far as I can recall there's no central head of Furryism. Though there are a lot of fucking loonies that're furries; but then I remember Kazerad exists and is a very well-adjusted and intelligent individual and things get a little better.
Speaking of the friend I mentioned used to practically idolize Kazerad because he was a very good and very successful artist. That stopped when she went socjus and Kazerad went neutral/pro-leaning on Gamergate. f5b88d No.60402
>>60401>people caring about video gamesalso, I'm sure some young entrepreneur has tried to exploit the furries and general tumblrites. It's a market, surely
0389ee No.60403
>>60402>not caring about video gamesI wouldn't be surprised if some of the tamer, better-adjusted furries and Tumblrites were people trying to cash in on their unadulterated crazy. You'd be crazy yourself to pass up that opportunity. The money alone from salty feminists buying "MALE TEARS" mugs would be enough to roll in.
f5b88d No.60404
>>60403>You'd be crazy yourself to pass up that opportunityNow i'm imagining some sort of infomercial targeted at tumblrfags
f5b88d No.60407
703c9d No.60411
>>60394>she isn't that fucking stupidSome people who claim to be otherkin are doing so because their mental issues are being mis-attributed and it's an excuse to avoid getting help. Some are doing it because they don't feel accepted in their current social…anything and the idea of being accepted even under delusional circumstances and with delusional people seems preferable and they choose delusion over the reality of their shitty lives. Some people don't take those social and mental pressures seriously and may at first be joking but over time, it warps their idea of what's normal and real and eventually they end up completely delusional. As strange as it is, otherkin as a phenomenon really speaks to the pliable psychology of humanity and the social pressures internet communities can create. It's sad that she gave in and was consumed but there isn't anything you could have done. She chose to expose herself to insanity and even if she was an intelligent person, she chose to ignore the warning signs that she was being manipulated and molded into a nutjob for no purpose other than to feel vindicated and accepted. Given enough pressure and time, smart people can do really fucking stupid things.
0389ee No.60414
>>60411
>and it's an excuse to avoid getting help.That's more or less what I pegged it as, actually. Ever since going socjus she's LOVED playing off her (non-debilitating, literally just ADD/ADHD) mental disorder as something to be pitied and supported, and has hammed the fuck up her "oppressed" status even though she's white, female, and straight despite claiming to be agender and a lesbian (because he identifies as a girl even though he's made no attempt whatsoever to transition). Their relationship basically works in that BF tells her she's right no matter what because she's oppressed, and she's oppressed because reasons.
f5b88d No.60416
>>60414ADD/ADHD are not health issues, it's just an impatient person who probably didn't have strict enough parents.
Ugh I hate all this psychological illness bullshit, so much crap is brought into it.
f5b88d No.60418
>>60386>>60390Fuck, I'm about to cut her off. I've asked for a last meal but she probably won't do anything for me since she really couldn't care less about me.
0389ee No.60419
>>60418I agree on ADD/ADHD not even being noteworthy enough to mention. The bit about psyche problems ties straight back into hugbox behavior- they bullshit eachother that it's OKAY to have a mental illness, that they're perfectly normal despite seeing fucking donkeys in their sleep.
If you're going to cut her off, let her know you're doing it and why. Also give a preemptive since she will no doubt try to fucking spin it a certain way: "No, I am not dropping the friendship because of your beliefs, I am dropping the friendship because you cannot go five minutes without ramming those beliefs down others' throats and shaming others if they don't agree with you."
Plus if you see her trying to spin it anyways (a lot of them love to cut off part of a statement before they post it so it looks like the statement says something bad), you can post the whole thing so they all know she's a fucking liar.
f5b88d No.60421
>>60419she doesn't care about me in the slightest. I mean nothing to her. I'm just trying to extract a goodbye from her before I never see her again.
0389ee No.60423
>>60421I understand. That's mostly just me trying to give a fair shake in this (or as kind of a final "fuck you") for all parties involved, but it honestly sounds like she doesn't even deserve that.
f5b88d No.60424
>>60423She started talking to someone else and ignored me, and I got really mad and told her how much of a cunt she was to me. She won't care though, she has new boy toys to play with, she's probably relieved that I blocked her.
Now I need to sleep and then find some friends to repopulate my life. I was so fixated on her I really neglected everyone else that was close to me.
f5b88d No.60425
I also can't ever go on 4chan's /int/ anymore or I risk seeing her posts
703c9d No.60433
>>60416ADD and ADHD can be serious health issues. People don't take them seriously because they are WAY over-diagnosed or misdiagnosed. The majority of people who have either can learn to overcome the symptoms through therapy and learning self-discipline and regulation over time. The ones that can't and are having a serious issue often have other mental problems along with ADD/ADHD. By itself, 99% of the time, it's entirely manageable.
>>60425Then stay off halfchan and go have a good time with people who don't make you feel like shit.
9291a2 No.60446
>>60390about average i think, 7.5 in.
2518ae No.60456
What is the best part of a man? Besides benis, face etc.
Is long hair doable?
0a56bc No.60499
>>60456I fucking LOVE when a man has long hair, as long as it's well kept and not balding.
69bbb1 No.60514
>>60446If that's average, then I'm tiny.
ad601b No.60515
>>60192>I'm not sure what you're asking. Are you asking what issue is not being addressed by third-wave feminism and is a serious problem? The line on what?Nevermind my old post, I wrote something really stupid and nonsensical (and incorrectly used that "where do you draw the line" phrase), I'm gonna instead ask something vaguely related to what I originally meant:
Can you please check out the following thread and your thoughts on this(as in whether the issue is overblown, whether you think it's genuine sexism, whether you think it's common/normal and shouldn't be talked about, whether affected women acted cringeworthy and had it coming to them, shit like that):
http://www.reddit.com/r/GirlGamers/comments/2wfvyh/world_of_warcraft_you_cant_dps_youre_a_girl_you/Yes I know hurrdurr leddit (and horribly cringeworthy, mostly SJW-ridden subleddit), but please bear with me on this
63dcd4 No.60518
>>60446that's about 2 in. above average, mate.
>>60514>tfw f669ae No.60533
>>60446lolwut
You've either got massive hands or your measurement is way off.
69bbb1 No.60545
Since a woman has never given me the subtle signal go-ahead that it's okay to approach and ask her out what should I change about myself first that will make it so that girls don't just ignore me completely? I'm thinking I should change my fashion but I really don't have the money to buy a bunch of new clothes and I don't particularly want to to begin with.
f669ae No.60572
>>60545>subtle signal go-ahead that it's okay to approachThat's not really a thing. There's "please talk to me" and "eww please don't talk to me, creep" signals. Which are not subtle unless you're literally an autist. But 9/10 times she hasn't noticed you or has no strong opinion about you, and you've got no signals at all. Talk to her anyway, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take etc.
Fashion, or anything physical, might get you better reception on average, but there are girls out there into every look. Except maybe unkempt neckbeard.
63dcd4 No.60603
I notice just about every girl loves ice cream.
What would you do if you woke up one day and you were lactose intolerant?
11ec81 No.60613
>>60446>>60533Big dick angle shot, but he forgot to make his hands looks small.
787dd2 No.60655
Femanons, this is something I'm pretty insecure about but would still like an answer.
Do all women like rough sex? All of my few relationships have ended because I wasn't rough enough.
Is it so weird for me to like passionate sex and not the "Oh yeah pound me" type?
69bbb1 No.60659
>>60572I just wish that I got the "please talk to me" signal sometimes.
f5b88d No.60663
>>60659>at a gathering, not really a party>average looking indian girl (i.e. hot for an indian) rocks up, tipsy and with whiskey in hand>"ANON! You're amaaazzzingggg">"Are we BEST FRIENDSSSS!!??">"You know, you're soooo funnyyy">Continues like this for a while, before going off to tell all her friends how amazing and funny I am.>Deal with her by giving her some sarcastic fatherly faces and brushing it off because >drunk girls >indian; and because I didn't actually know her name>Repeat for many hours>People start leaving>She comes up to me and says "You know I gave you a chance tonight… It's over now you missed it" (she wasn't pissed off, she was just drunk and being frank)>"We're friends, right :)))">hugs me>"Byeeeeeee">hugs again
>yfw I think I met her once before this and I still don't know her nameOn a side note, why do girls think of their expressing interest as being "giving you a chance". If you want a relationship with someone else, it's your fucking job to go after them. You can't just tell them you're interested and expect the other person to stop whatever their doing and start being your bitch.
2eb649 No.60668
>>60655I can't speak for all women, but I like both. If i'm tired, feeling romantic, sad..soft, gentle sex is nice. But yes, rough sex is fantastic.
For the most part good sex is just chemistry, you'll find someone who matches your tastes. No worries anon.
dcce07 No.60730
>>60365She never loved you.
f5b88d No.60754
>>60730That's the conclusion I came to. I assume I was a rebound and a vent for her misplaced love. However that doesn't mean we can't be friends, and we were best friends for a long time before anything romantic happened, when she was still in a relationship with her ex. By the end I was whoring myself out to her and getting lots of affection in return, but at the start I really felt like she was just a super smart and interesting person. I miss just letting her sperg out about one of her many interests more than anything else; and I'm so jealous of the guys she's moved on to, I've even felt like trying to make an alias and befriend her, that's how fucking desperate I was/am. Of course I won't do that.
I miss our discussions and our conversation most, and I can't understand why, if she decided she doesn't love me, that suddenly I am worthless to her.
917ccd No.60758
>>60365I am in a simmilar situation.
Did you ever meet this girl?
I would like to know how simmilar our situations are.
f5b88d No.60762
>>60758I've never met her in real life but we talked and called literally constantly for 5 months. Like we would be on call for 16-20 hours a day. We were the focus of each others' lives for half a year.
4b7c26 No.60795
>>60762>never metThere's your problem.
You're either sex or security. You sure as hell weren't laying pipe, so it must have been security. What sort of security? There's no social status in an online relationship. No physical protection. No financial support. No day-to-day assistance. The only need met was an emotional one.
So let's say you slipped into the emotional socket and met those needs. Now, eventually her other needs needed to be met. Either in the form of hot guys on Skype or her shitty ex. So now she's double-dipping; going out with you for emotions and them for everything else. But she knows that's cheating and she can't keep an emotional connection up when there's something like that sitting in the air, especially when you keep giving her more and more commitment. She feels guilty. Now her emotional time with you, usually a positive experience, is just a guilt trip. So she cuts you off.
You, for what it's worth, need to get over her, find some chick in the flesh and fuck her. Once you've done that, you'll feel a lot better.
2cdb01 No.60813
Male with question.
Does the fact I'm 22 and never dated and a virgin hurt my chances of forming a relationship with someone?
Also, I'm pretty overcautious when it comes to approaching girls. I've never really tried, as it has never been in my disposition. I really would like to try something like a relationship. I feel that getting to truly connect with someone is an area of life and experience that I really want to explore, and I would love to bring someone else that kind of joy.
Any plain advice?
f5b88d No.60815
>>60795Some of what you've said makes a lot of sense but there's a few assumptions you've got wrong.
I think I filled her sexual needs more than anything. When we first me she tried being lewd with me straight away and I had to be very firm with her that I wasn't that kind of guy. She was really turned on by me, once I got her to cum about 15 times in one fapping session. Perhaps she then misplaced her love along with that or perhaps she knew she was using me - I used to offer her sexual favours like dick pics in return for her teaching me something about one of her many hobbies.
At the same time she stopped talking to me she started talking to these other guys on the internet, and I'm sure she's flirted a lot with them and possibly fapped with them; but it's not just that, she used them for emotions too - she stopped caring about me at all and would say things like "you don't know how much they care about me" when I complained that she treats me worse than them after everything we'd been through together.
>She knows is't wrong. She feels guiltyShe did it for two months without explaining or telling me anything, and only snapped and admitted a half truth (didn't give me anything more than "I realised I love my ex") before getting really angry at me. She's following the Kubler-Ross so far, in denying everything for two months then shifting the blame to me now; although I'm sure she cares so little about me and has enough attention from these other guys that she will never think back and miss me to progress any further in the model. She won't see my side and apologise in the foreseeable future, unless for some reason the guys she's seeing now turn off her (but she's literally perfect and nobody would ever turn her down if she pursued them).
So I guess she has buried that guilt for now and most likely it will never resurface.
>so she cuts you offShe lead me on and continued to use me for fapping and joking and stuff, only super rarely - I assume when she ran out of other people to get attention from - for 2 months. She still hasn't cut me off, I had to cut her off for the sake of myself, and even still I haven't done so fully. Just yesterday we were arguing on snapchat - I was telling her to admit to me that I was a rebound and that lying and avoiding the question of what happened to us being best friends, even if the love was gone. And *even* then, I sent her a snap of my university campus since I was there with "busy now, i'll check back later", and she responded with a comment about the people in the snap; trying to make a joke. It kills me that she can be both so beautiful and funny and interesting; and so fucking apathetic and cruel to me. Every now and then over the last two months she would be super kind and loving and funny and everything she was before for a few minutes, and kept me hanging on a thread to her. I still worry that I've played things wrong, even when logically, I know I've done nothing wrong.
She has such a hold over me mentally. I thought I was a strong and independent person before this; but before this I never really gave my heart, soul and trust to anyone.
f5b88d No.60822
>>60815*and that she was lying [second last paragraph, second line]
917ccd No.60827
>>60815Okay I am
>>60758I met mine IRL. I also make her cum multiple times.
I'd just like to correct you on something you said; web-sex is usually not satisfying. Maybe it is for you, but it might not be for her.
f5b88d No.60829
>>60827She's a virgin like me, so we wouldn't know to compare.
703c9d No.60832
>>60515I routinely play dps and yes, it is sexism that they didn't want to give her a chance based on her genitalia. It is a common problem/attitude and I don't tell people I'm playing with that I'm female unless they specifically ask and we've already played together. Otherwise what happened to her, will and does happen. Either you prove yourself first or they assume you can't or they think you're a lying dude for
__ reason and quit playing because they've creeped themselves out. It's several different flavours of stupid.
Talking does very little. Demonstrating, like she did, is 100% more effective.
>>60446Didn't ask for a dick pic but that's above average.
>>60603>am lactose intolerant>still love ice creamI eat it less often and accept my punishment.
>>60655No, all women do not like rough sex. The ones that do are more likely to fuck strangers/people they just met though so keep that in mind.
>>60754She's probably avoiding you entirely, acting like you're worthless, because you both opened that "relationship box" and it's difficult to go back to being friends after that happens. Maybe you can eventually but it's going to take time apart. Since you never met in person, it's a lot easier for her to make that disconnect and not much motivation to make it work again. I'm sorry that she fucked with your emotions but I still think cutting her off entirely and working on moving on is your best bet.
>>60813Some girls might take the fact that you're 22 and never been in a relationship or had sex as a sign that there's something wrong with you but some might be impressed that you're waiting for something special and take relationships/sex more seriously. Put yourself out there and you might encounter the first kind but the second kind could turn out to be something amazing. Really you won't know until you try. Saying that you "feel that getting to truly connect with someone" is important will get you brownie points even with the judgmental girls, even if they don't show it. Chicks dig sincerity.
f5b88d No.60835
>>60832>I still think cutting her off entirely is your best betI haven't blocked her on anything and neither has she. We still trust each other, it's just she doesn't want anything to do with me and I have the strength to not message her despite having easy contact. I have skype open right now (as it has been constantly since we got serious ;_; - even left my computer on overnight with the sound up so she could talk to me anytime), and I could message her in a second if I chose to. I find myself tabbing into it and clicking on my conversation with her without thought at random times, but I've the willpower to not go any futher.
>Maybe you can eventually but it's going to take time apart.This is something I need to think about. I know that if she came crawling back with an apology I'd probably accept it. But part of me doesn't want that to happen, because she might hurt me again. There's no way I can take back all the things I told her when I trusted her with every secret and detail of me; she has that power over me. If she decides to use that, I'm gonna be hurt all over again.
>tfw my 21 year old supervisor is trying to flirt with me now on facebook and I can't feel anything but disgust towards her, even though objectively she is pretty hoth-how to move on? I really just feel detached and disinterested in anything flirty or otherwise lewd right now.
All I really want is a cuddle, fuck I'm pathetic 543398 No.60841
>>60835we're all pathetic anon, some just hide it better. Think about all the times you've heard of girls in abusive relationships, and everyone just says "move on" "your too good for him!" "find someone else!" and they always go back to him anyway. you're in the same position. move on. take your chance with the flirty supervisor. for all you know she may be perfect for you.
f5b88d No.60842
>>60841>think of all the girls in abusive relationshipsShe's going through the same thing I'm going through with her ex. It's a bit of a heartbreak love train.
>take your chance with the supervisorNah, she has tumblr humour (that I politely laugh at, of course), and we only met when I started this job 2 weeks ago and haven't talked more than pleasantries in real life - she's moving way to fast for me to feel comfortable; I'm probably one of many guys she's trying to flirt with.
703c9d No.60843
>>60842It can happen where a person learns relationship tactics and attitudes from one person and then uses them on other people without realizing what they're doing to someone else is what made them miserable in the first place. It's a self-fulfilling habitual relationship failure.
Not everyone who uses tumblr is a sjw but everyone who is a sjw uses tumblr. I'm not sure how your work handles employee relationships but flirting is pretty harmless and can be good for the brain/mood. It'd especially help remind you that there are non-crazy/manipulative women out there and help with the rebound, even if it doesn't ultimately go anywhere.
f5b88d No.60847
>>60843>1st paragraphThat's definitely true in this case. She was with her ex for 3 years and she would often talk to me about how [paraphrasing] 'after all that, he doesn't care about me at all'. She went through a phase of saying 'I miss him, I just want to be friends' (which is what I'm thinking at the moment I guess). She also found out that her ex was in another relationship, and figured that that relationship kept him from needing to think and realise he missed her. Then she decided that she loved him and couldn't love anyone else, and simultaneously started treating me like shit and moved onto other boy toys.
So I guess up to a certain point, I'm right on her track; which makes me worry that I'll continue through the same phases she has. I guess in knowing , I can make sure I don't make the same mistakes and avoid hurting myself or anyone else.
>2nd paragraphWhen I say tumblr humour, I basically mean she's immature and not funny or interesting. She's one of those brainwashed university student types.
I think I'm quite apathetic deep down, short of a pathology but definitely something. I just have no interest in their lives. And while I'll be kind and helpful and I'll care for them (hell, i'm renouned by my friends for being the most reliable, trustworthy and useful - everyone comes to me with their problems), in my mind i'm babysitting them, with the best intentions of helping them grow up and suceed in mind. I'll never trust them with anything or open up with them - the trust is one sided.
I always have to make the decisions and lead the conversations and be polite with people. I'm always in the position of authority and decision making, I'm always the one who's confident and who will listen to problems and solve them. And this girl was the only person that I felt that I wasn't babysitting, that she was smart enough for me to trust her and know that she was capable of intuitively completing tasks without my help or input. With her was the one time in my entire life when I could talk to someone my age and be completely honest and comfortable, without having to bend my words and laugh at bad jokes and otherwise patronise.
In writing that, another interesting thing: she said the main reason that lead her to decide/realise that she loved her ex was that she said "I could be myself with him". And if I felt that I didn't have to do the work with her; perhaps she felt that she was babysitting me. I think I'm stretching your theory a bit there but it does seem to fit in. I'm too tired to think too much about it now but it's pretty interesting; how this mimicry occurs.
f5b88d No.60848
There's this quote that really resounds iwth me, suprisingly enough from an amazing BBC Comedy 'Twenty Twelve'
"I don't know who it was who said that 'It's when all the wheels come off at once you find out who you really are'. I think it's all very well as an expression, but the problem with that is when that happens, you nearly always find out that you're the driver. Still, handbreak off…"
That's kindof how I felt about everyone but her.
5fcf5c No.60850
>>60832thanks for the response
703c9d No.60856
>>60847>immature and not funny or interesting. She's one of those brainwashed university student types.Ah. That's too bad.
>With her was the one time in my entire life when I could talk to someone my age and be completely honest and comfortableThat's cool that she made you feel that way but she isn't the only person out there with that potential. It must seem pretty rare but that doesn't mean you can't find another person who does that AND respects/values you as a person. Both are equally important and while it must be nice to find someone who fits that side of the equation, making excuses for the other half won't make it ok. I really do hope you find someone who does both and in them, find someone you can be truly happy with.
>>60850Not sure which you're thanking me for, but you're welcome. I hope it was helpful.
f5b88d No.60872
>>60856Thanks for dealing with my bullshit and self pity. I'm very shitty right now.
5773f1 No.60885
How fat is "can't even consider" fat?
I'm working on dieting but I'm pretty husky right now.
8e1347 No.60899
>>60885Honestly, it depends on body structure. If at a normal weight, you have an "ectomorphic" body type, then "too fat to consider" could be as little as 60 lbs over. For endomorphs, there is a lot more wiggle room.
Personally, I like a small amount of chub. Enough to show slightly, not enough to be a health problem.
d361cd No.60903
What do grils think of guys who shave their heads?
f5b88d No.60938
>>60856>expecting a life long relationship with a non-beta, successful male while simultaneously being a slut 284366 No.60941
Is a wide array of useless trivial knowledge that gets brought up at random something most people would consider weird? I'm asking everyone on this one, not just women. Because often, even among groups which largely consist of friends, if I bring up any of this shit to break a random silence, it's never met positively, or even neutrally. Always negative to varying degrees. It's not like it's shit like "Hey did you know it takes a human eyeball X days after death before it loses its flavor" or anything, just normal (to me at least) shit. Always meet with shit ranging from "Dude, why?" to "Anon, no."
Do I have the autism and just don't know it?
f5b88d No.60943
>>60941The autism lies not in your random trivia, but in it's application. Having stories to tell is great, but pick and choose what to say based on who's around you and in what situation. You need to read the situation better.
703c9d No.60951
>>60885BMI is a good guide. "Too fat" would be the upper end of overweight and into obese. Dieting is a great thing.
>>60903I personally think a shaved head is sexier than a guy who is balding and holding onto whatever hair he has left so whether it's natural or intentional doesn't matter. I'm a fan.
>>60938>pretending that a life-long relationship with a guy (beta or not) can't be worthwhile or that sex with people you aren't in a relationship with is a bad thing>resorting to sexism because he's jellylol
>>60941>>60943When someone randomly starts spouting facts to fill a conversation void, it signals that they're either bored or socially inept. Try practicing regular conversation instead of being an obscure wikipedia page. Even if you fail at first, practice will make you gradually better at it.
f5b88d No.60955
>>60951First off, I responded to the wrong post with
>>60938 , it was directed at
>>60937 , but either way…
>pretending that… sex with people you aren't in a relationship with is a bad thingIt's merely a matter of trust. If I am a man, and assuming I'm looking for a woman to devote myself to, provide, protect and have children with (not all men are, of course); here's the logic:
Assertions:
1. If a woman has sex outside a relationship (i.e. a slut), she doesn't value abstinence very highly. Or, perhaps, she doesn't when intoxicated, if you're the kind to hook up at parties.
2. If two people in a relationship, no matter how close, will not be able to be together at all times. Both will be in social situations, such as parties, dinners, etc; and they will have friends of their own.
3. Occasionally in social situations, women are offered casual sex by men.
Conclusion:
Therefore, if I was to enter a relationship with a woman I knew was a slut, I know that she will have her own life and have to deal with social situations on her own, and I know there's a fair chance (that increases over time) that she'll be in a position to accept an offer of sex from another man. I have to be able to trust her to reject that offer, no matter what. What if she's drunk? Can I trust her then? What if the guy was like, the hottest man on earth and I was woefully sexually inadequate compared to him? And so there are doubts and worries, whereas someone who has proven through their past to reliably abstain from sex outside a relationship is more trustworthy.
>inb4 "how dare you claim I can't control myself when I'm in a relationship"I'm not saying you can't, I'm saying that I'd have more doubts with someone who has a history of being a slut; compared to a prude. Trust is not black and white, you can trust people more or less. And no words or promises can have more meaning than actions or history.
bb81c6 No.60959
what do you grills like to talk about on first dates?
cb12ec No.60973
I've always wondered about this.
If you had to narrow it down, what is the one trait that you like in a man/boy, what would it be? Also vice versa, one trait that you dislike?
d361cd No.61009
>>60951>I personally think a shaved head is sexier than a guy who is balding and holding onto whatever hair he has left so whether it's natural or intentional doesn't matter. I'm a fan.Awesome. I think I've got shitty genetics, I started going bald at fucking 13 years old. I'm only 18 and I look like I have alopecia. My parents don't want me shaving my head because they think I'd look strange without my hair, but I look like a fucking goblin or some shit with what I have. ;__;
63dcd4 No.61094
>>60959themselves
>>61009Just go ahead and shave it dude.
f5b88d No.61095
>>61094parents might be strict, he may not really have a choice.
63dcd4 No.61104
>>61095>My parents don't want me shaving my head because they think I'd look strange without my hairThey don't sound that strict. If he really wants to go through with it, he should just talk talk to them about and explain he's going to go through with it.
703c9d No.61145
>>60959I haven't ever been on a formal "first date" in almost 11 years. I was a dumb, parent-value-driven, virgin teenager then and it was awkward as fuck. Typically, it's music/vidya/anime/internet/just chilling at a bar or party with mutual friends.
>>60973One? Ok…I guess, being mature enough to discuss problems rather than act off of assumptions is a trait I respect. Dislike…taking religion way too seriously and not respecting my lack of belief in any of it. Having a guy try to "save your soul" is the biggest turn off I've ever experienced.
>>61009Do it! Take the plunge! They'll see they were making a big deal for no reason and get over it.
284366 No.61148
>>60943>read the situation betterOr you know, at all. Oh well, I'll just need to learn how to socialize. Or go back to not showing to anyone for going on a month at a time. I really don't want to be there again.
Anyway, thanks for the advice. I know I shouldn't ask general shit here, but this thread is the closest thing to /adv/ on fullchan, so why not.
703c9d No.61159
>>61148There is an /adv/ board but it looks really dead.
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8c58d6 No.61190
Hello!
Why do you post in an anonymous internet image board? Honest question, what makes you want to waste your time here on 8chan?
Honest question, no bully pls
b04d77 No.61204
>>56681Sister dragged me to get photos done with her. Insists this photo is good, but I'm not sure if it makes me look like a faggot. Personally I think it's too shopped, and looks fake. Could I get your opinion /fem?
77ef29 No.61212
So I've got a very bad case of clinical depression that I've had since I was 13 or younger. I'm 21 now and when I got diagnosed in September the psych and therapist I saw both said they were surprised I was even alive, nonetheless functioning. Depression ruined my past relationships by skewing my thought process like crazy or by making me disinterested in my girlfriends.
It's about six months later and the 4th prescription of meds I've been on is no longer working like it used to be. I'm already taking half a gram of antidepressants every morning as-is. I've come to the realization that, thanks to my depression being congenital and not "caused" by anything, I might not ever get better and will continue to be a miserable, insufferable and jaded human being for the rest of my life.
So, I guess my question is: How should I end it all? I don't want to die, to be honest, but I can't live another 40-60 years in this constant, paralyzing mental and physical anguish. I absolutely hate that Id be putting family and friends through this, but I feel like I've got no other options. Nothing works for me.
Sorry for the tl;dr.
f6e437 No.61219
>tfw she asked me for help
>tfw I gave it to her
>tfw she was rude and bitchy when I was trying to help her, although I did shut her bitching up when it got out of hand and she just went cold
>tfw it was to fix her computer so she could go back to calling one of the three guys that she now indulges in to replace me
>tfw she writes one of them on a forum as soon as it's fixed and is really kind and cute, moments after being cold and pragmatic with me
Are women really this adept at twisting and changing their emotions? How do you manage to be so capable of both the cruellest and kindest acts simultaneously? I guess the classic example is of the mother on the phone with a friend who covers the microphone while she screams at her kids for misbehaving before going back to friendly voice.
284366 No.61224
>>61212If your depression is caused by a chemical problem, you could try a tricyclic antidepressant like imipramine. That's what I'm in and it works for me. But I had bipolar depression, so: don't know how well it will work for you. Either way I hope for the best for you.
f6e437 No.61231
>>61224I can vouch for this. I've a close friend who was put on the typical prozac+lithium pharmaceutical jew; and it only made life harder, then she was put on doxepin and she said it "has actually made a huge difference in my quality of life."
The problem with the newer antidepressants like prozac and such (SSRI's and others) is that they target serotonin. However there's a lot of evidence and more is being shown over time that it doesn't do very much to deal with depression, it just masks it behind an induced but non-stable psychological state. Any induced non-stable state also leads to dependency, of course.
So while older tricyclic ones have "more side effects", they also tend to do more than just turn a depressed person into a depressed person having a good day every day.
b5ac3e No.61274
>>61190curiosity i guess
i like hearing what guys and other girls think about things
77ef29 No.61282
>>61224>>61231Thanks for the kind words and advice, I'll make sure to keep that in mind. My parents want me to see another psych for a second opinion ever since my aunt got her diagnosis changed from Major Depression to Bipolar by a doc who was sitting in for her regular psych when he was on vacation. It's actually very comforting to know that there's a potential alternative out there, though, so thank you both.
f6e437 No.61305
>>61282well look, if you're so certain you can't live with your depression the way you are currently, at least try every other option before resorting to suicide
703c9d No.61350
>>60456The brain. If he's ugly but smart as hell and a pleasure to be around, it's possible to ignore his face. If he's hot but dumb as all holy fuck, there's no ignoring that. It'd be better to get a dude realdoll because at least it would shut the fuck up.
>>61190Probably for the same reasons you do. I'm bored and it can be entertaining.
>>61204I'm not a fan of the almost black and white but it's a good pic. If it were rainbow, you'd look like a faggot. For what purpose was this taken? Just because she felt like spending buttloads of money and had time?
>>61212I have major depressive disorder which is most likely what they diagnosed you with so I get this.
Before you end it, you should definitely tell your doc that the meds have stopped working. Is it your 4th refill or the 4th different antidepressant you've tried? Just because it hasn't improved after 6 months, doesn't mean that it can't. There are lots of different kinds of antidepressants and 6 months is not even close to the amount of time it would take to effectively give all of them a good go. Most of them take at least a few weeks to kick in and then a few more to really take their full effect. It's possible that you're resistant or adapt to them quickly. Where a person might take them for 2 years and gradually lose the effect. You might be a few months. Just because one or two aren't working for you doesn't mean that there's no hope that you could find one that works. Seriously, go talk to your doctor.
Just like
>>61305 says, try every option before committing.
>>61219One gril being a two-faced and ungrateful bitch doesn't mean all grils are bipolar children. I would not help her ever again as she seems to think she's entitled to your aid when she completely isn't.
The mother being bipolar-y seems to be a social mechanism. I do not have and never want children but have witnessed this kind of behaviour in female parents and I really think it's a social projection thing. It's bizarre and off-putting when they do it.
703c9d No.61351
>>60456Also being ugly is potentially fixable if you have motivation and, if it's bad enough, money. There is no way to fix stupid.
0c90c4 No.61371
>>61351What? Yes there is. It's called education. There's no way to fix stubborn AND stupid.
723bfc No.61378
>>56681You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me. It's an injustice, a crime, because… I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
9f98e8 No.61403
I'm curious, what turns you off from a guy, that isnt particularly "bad"?
I'm not talking about poor hygiene or failing to dress yourself well or something obvious like that, but something more subjective like preferring a certain genre of music for instance.
b04d77 No.61404
>>61350>I'm not a fan of the almost black and white but it's a good pic. If it were rainbow, you'd look like a faggot. For what purpose was this taken?Yeah pretty much she got a payout from leaving work, so she wanted photos done for my mums birthday.
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>>61350
>The brain.That was not what I meant. I mean the body parts. Arms? Ass? Chest?
b5ac3e No.62035
>>61371there's a difference between being educated and being stupid
b5ac3e No.62036
>>61403being cocky
or whiny
mostly annoying personalities
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>>56810
You hit on them, charm, ask out, charm more on the date, initiate physical contact, isolate, kiss.
For beginners.
d58ec8 No.62683
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>>56681how does this make u feel
d58ec8 No.62684
>>56681does this turn u on?
703c9d No.62694
>>61371>>62035Just like they said. Ignorance =/= Stupidity
>>61378No one is obligated to be attracted to anyone. It's a measure of entitlement to claim your unattractiveness is someone else's crime. It's entirely possible your entitlement and arrogance are what the women are sensing and avoiding.
>>61403I don't feel attracted to anyone 98% of the time so that's a good question. …I don't like seriously religious people. It's not a "bad" thing but rather I prefer fucking/dating people who have similar ideas or are accepting of the validity of an atheistic point of view. It's difficult to have a good time fucking someone who silently thinks you're a "lost soul."
>>61464The brain is a body part. I know what you're getting at and for me personally, no, there's no specific outside body part that I find sexy.
>>62207This is what happens when guys do facesitting with a hamplanet. WHALES CAN'T RIDE, MMMKAY?
>>62683My sister and I had a very drunk conversation this weekend about how Norwegians (not just the jews) had a harder time during the war than Anne Frank did and my sister's of the opinion that Anne was a whiny cunt. Good times.
>>62684The dildo and stuff, no, not really. The fact that she almost starts crying, yeah, kinda. Put her in a BDSM fuckscene and it'd be wonderful.
3997a6 No.62708
I live in a relatively conservative part of the world and everyone thinks I'm pretty weird and I often leave social situations feeling embarrassed. Thinking I have said too much about stuff they don't care about judging by their facial expressions in hindsight. The last relationship I was in ended three years ago. I was convinced I'd never love again and I stopped being attracted to women and my sex drive was pretty much non-existent during that time, but this 9/10 shows up and seems to find my strangeness funny. She looks me in the eye and we're interested in the same stuff and I might be a tiny bit obsessed with her now like she's my new god. I'm very sceptical of scenarios that seem too good to be true, but I can read body language pretty well and I think she's into me for some bizarre reason. The only problem is she's going out with a good friend of mine.. What the fuck do I do? This is very dangerous. Maybe she does this to space cadets like me all the time for fun. What if my friend has always secretly hated means he's behind the whole thing?
3997a6 No.62720
>>62719I live in the part of Ireland you think you own.
d274f0 No.63657
de0b88 No.63684
if you are to choose between two men, both men have similar attributes but they each have an object which they believe describes themselves best. one has cactus he grew from seed himself the other has objects collected from his over seas travels, who do you choose?
703c9d No.63719
>>63684Are you asking if there were two seriously identical guys and the only deciding factor was a physical object they picked to describe them? What happened to sword duels to the death?
One guy thinks he's nurturing; the other thinks he's culturally experienced. There's no actual significance to either of those choices. The guy who's been travelling probably has more money. Most chicks would probably pick him based on that.
I'd probably be weirded out that there was absolutely no other significant difference between the two and wonder if I didn't wake up last night and was in a government-run simulation to test internet-addicts priorities and motivations.
f583e4 No.63979
the cause of ALL of your problems lies in the fact that humanity has forgotten to live in harmony with nature. we are constantly intoxicated by food, water, air, electrosmog, media etc..
cleansing your body will turn you into a new human being and change your life for ever. fasting can even cure mental diseases, your thoughts get clearer and refined, bad habits and perverted, wicked thoughts vanish as they are produced by parasites which are living in our bodies, affecting our brains. read Arnold Ehret's Mucusless Diet Healing System, that will blow your mind. YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, LITERALLY!
i am tired of reading about your problems and how you see them as god given. i experienced it on my own, during fasting i noticed that i am not my thoughts or my emotions, they are caused by toxins in your body. when they leave your system, you become your true self, your intuition guides you instead of your limited ego. you will find love within yourself. only then you are ready for true love outside of yourself. this is body alchemy, as within - so without, as without - so within. It's all connected.
68a553 No.63985
>>58102>>58132>believing anything swami saysswami please sit on my face 888f4c No.63998
I want swami to stomp on my dick and shit on my face
0a9f37 No.64014
>>56856
Practice up on your pussy-licking skills.
22c201 No.64093
>>64014seriously, what happened?
where did everyone go :'(
79dd01 No.64102
>>64093Ran off when the board got shat up and never returned because it's no longer on the top bar.
b52660 No.64122
>>64093Everyone went to Girltalk.
I'm screenshotting this, by the way, Swami, so don't delete the truth this time, or you'll have even more egg on your face.
79dd01 No.64132
>>64122Swami doesn't even have a face. Get your fags straight.
428bd4 No.64166
>>56805
>It's a sad truth that sounds bitter but any girl who's a virgin past 18 these days is either extremely ugly, deformed or mentally unstable.
Untrue.
b15f41 No.64222
>>56817
Let me put it this way dude.
I'm 19 and had never even TOUCHED a woman until last night and now this morning I woke up and brought my girl to orgasm twice.
Don't let it get you down. I used to think it was awful being a virgin after 16, and then 18, and then 19. But now it really didn't even matter to her.
>Tbh she thought it was kind of hot how unexperienced I was and she got off on "teaching" me what to do.
If you're lucky you may find a girl like this too.
God speed Anon.
b15f41 No.64226
>Ok Ladies, don't let me down.
How the hell am I supposed to find the fucking clit? Its like the most impossible little ball to find sitting down in a tuna trench and I always have to have my hand guided into place.
Like where in relation to the actual opening in the vagina?
Or is it just easier to judge where you are by her reaction?
I'm trying to be a better boyfriend here.
f0d13e No.64236
>>64226There's kind of a little tent of flesh above where the labia minora begin, look for that. Or just poke around and see which area gets the greatest reaction. It's on the opposite side of the vagina as the actual vaginal opening, up towards the front.
0434a7 No.64302
What female characters would girls like to see in Smash Bros?
703c9d No.64323
>>64093I got Skyrim and haven't been back to infinitechan much, also this place sucks more that everyone's gone.
>>64226Dude, just google "vagina diagram." It's really basic anatomy. People make it sound really complicated and then guys get nervous and weird. Relax, get down there, take a real look, familiarize yourself with the vag visually, and don't do anything dry because that's super uncomfortable.
Also the clit is like a dick in that it has a little foreskin-like thing and the more you play with it, the bigger it gets. Not a lot and it's different for every clit but they generally do get bigger or "hard" basically.
>>64302Meh. I like Smash Bros the way it is.
45151a No.64349
Every girl I've dated has always been wanting to be choked, hit, told shes a cumslut etc etc in the bedroom.
One even told me after we broke up it'd be okay if I broke into her house and had my way with her in the night
Are all girls like this? Or what?
Because I'm dating a girl right now who wants me to whip her, chain her up and throatfuck her while telling her shes a filthy whore. And I just don't have that in me really.
Does any girl just want regular sexy times for gods sake?
9c00aa No.64351
>>64349I'm a dude so the actual /fem/s can flame me and I'll welcome it to see their response but to me the loss of testosterone, SJW - > white knight influence and beta males makes women crave this stuff.
50 shades blew up for a reason. Mad Men blew up for a reason.
For all this advertising about SOCJUS and those mean ol' men being put down the righteous pussyfied 'male allies' of feminism there is a huge contingent of silent females out there that want the return of real men.
Not to say that real men should break in and do bad shit, but in your example it's consensual roleplay request from a women fed up with being supplicated to in the bedroom and wants someone to take charge. I've found this before with alpha type females wanting BDSM stuff.
It's nothing new either, if you remember it went in cycles with women, there were a lot of tradtional Burt Lancaster type alphas then Alan Alda came for the sensitive type then we had Brad Pitt and now Jason Momoa or whatever if you follow me. The only new part is the politicization of human sexuality through SOCJUS and modern feminism which is generally giving women what they want on paper and in their forebrains rather in the darker reptilian babymaking parts of their primal urges which is when they wonder where all the 'real men' have gone.
Final advice for you: Try it, you might like it. If you don't have it in you now, you will after an unjustified divorce or cheating incident, or after enough exposure to their pageantry of madness.
9c00aa No.64352
>>56810
You completely ignore them and live the most full life that you can. Get several hobbies your career locked down and a place. Then you will have interests and a real personality and a girl will match you and be interested. They love being ignored too as it makes you a challenge that they aren't used to, because they're used to guys fawning over them. Really be someone and they will come to you instead of worrying about micro on how to approach them.
Don't worry about a damn thing ever on what subjects to talk about. Be the man, lead, and talk about what's interesting to you whether it's politics, religion, or the exquisite crunch your Captain Crunchberry retained in its milk that morning.
Be interested in things YOU like and filter out the girls that aren't going to be interested in the things that YOU like instead of you editing your conversations words and deeds until she leaves you for someone who isn't a shadow of her.
3cdb3a No.64357
549533 No.64394
Femanons, what's having a period like? Are really as bad as depicted on TV where the girl is a ticking time bomb of emotions, hormones, nausea, cramps, and stained panties, are they more low-key, or somewhere between the two?
pic unrelated
703c9d No.64402
>>64394Personally, I just bleed from my crotch and have a pain spasm or two that feels like I'm being stabbed. It's not that awful. As far as I can tell, I'm rare and lucky. One of my friends has to be on heavy duty painkillers otherwise she can't move or eat or do anything for a week or so except cry and pass out. For most people, it's somewhere in between.
7c0dbc No.64409
>>64402I think a lot of people tend to exaggerate. Sort of like with pregnancy or hangovers. Some people act like they're dying.
Also, fat/overweight women tend to have v heavy periods, so I wouldn't be surprised if indeed some are very hurt by their periods, but that's of their own doing and in no way normal/natural.
f0d13e No.64413
>>64394I never have any mood swings except being upset when I first get it because I'm dreading the horrible week that is to come, but I don't think that counts. Cramps are hellish on the second day, it's not uncommon for me to end up bedridden and just trying to sleep through it because I can't do anything. I don't usually get nauseous but I usually have diarrhea on the said second day (heaviest one for me) from the muscles that push the shit out of the uterus working the bowels as well. Panty staining usually happens at least once because I'm stubborn and try to stretch how long I leave the tampon in so I don't waste it, and because if you're not just sitting still it's easy to 'miss' the panty liner. After it gets light enough so the pain is bearable and you can easily predict when to change the tampon it's not hellish, just inconvenient and makes me hate myself for being female.
Seems like it varies widely between individuals but the stuff you see on TV with the girls flipping out at every little thing is a lie. I've never known anyone who gets even a bit noticeably moody. Those girls are just like that all the time.
842096 No.64415
to the girls who 'get along better with guys'
why do you get surprised your male 'friend' you've gotten so emotionally close to falls in love with you? would you be so close to a lesbian?
is this why you like the idea of gay men as friends?
8ed2c6 No.64420
Hey /fem/ I could really use some help please.
There's this girl at work… Well, I don't know what her problem is.
She used to talk to me all the time, even asked right up if I have a girlfriend. Would ask me where things go even though she's been there a lot longer than me so I *know* she's pretending. Always asking me for favours even to the point of wanting me to work with her.
Like, we'd talk, she'd go kinda red and stuff, she'd walk really, really near me, ask questions like do I have brothers, sisters, what was my last job, am I single, etc.
But then over the last few weeks she's been avoiding me, won't look me in the eye or anything like I've got some god damn invisible disease or something.
If I'm putting stuff out at the same shelf as her she doesn't even look my way, yet if I'm talking to another worker she's looking over at me, if I'm looking for something I'll see her looking.
But then she also protests working the same section as me… "I don't want to be left alone with anon" to which I got pissed and went "I can hear you, you do know that right?".
She blanked me for two weeks then starts gradually talking to me again when it's just us two. Then when there's a crowd she ignores me as usual like nothing happened.
What the hell is going on, does she like me, or does not like me and is being polite, just playing games with me or what?
She went from being really personal and friendly to the point of verbally expressing that she doesn't want to be near me.
81f534 No.64425
>>62684How the FUCK could she do that. Honestly.
I can only fit my fist inside my mouth, but even then that is a bit difficult
Who is she and what is her secret?
f0d13e No.64427
>>64420Kind of sounds to me like she likes you and is embarrassed about it. You should probably confront her about it though if you're interested in her because that's an odd situation and I'm not sure.
8ed2c6 No.64436
>>64427It's like, shit, we really got along well and then she suddenly doesn't want to be near me. So I keep my distance, then she starts talking to me.
One week we were really having a good chat, the next week I see her, she avoids me and it was those 2 weeks I mentioned before she spoke to me again at all.
It's like, first she's all "I don't wanna be left alone with anon", then the second I'm talking to someone else I see her looking over watching me.
Tonight's shift just passed, she did what she used to do which was walk up to me and act as if she didn't know where something went to get me to tell her where it was, and she even ended up in the same section alone with me again.
Just, I, I just, what the fuck. I actually did think maybe she liked me then she started avoiding me then I think ah fuck her and keep my distance, just do the work etc, and then she starts coming back over again.
I don't think it's worth confronting over though… she leaves in a few months for Uni.
But you'd say she might like me and be embarrassed? I mean, I am the quiet guy at work so maybe that's why if that's the reason.
I literally haven't done anything wrong or said anything wrong so I know for a fact it wasn't anything I did that got her behaviour all over the place.
When it's just us she's fine, when she's with her friends she avoids me. I haven't done anything but it makes me feel really shitty when she avoids me like that, so then when I end up just sticking to myself, she's suddenly OK with being alone with me and asking me personal questions again.
6af9c9 No.64445
If this thread still has people.. here goes.
>have girl friend
>she only texts me if I text her
>have other girl hitting me up CONSTANTLY
>other girl is even learning Dutch because of me
>I love my gf, but it's not like she wants to talk to me through out the day and I don't want to bug her constantly by texting her
>I text this other girl kind of stringing her along, but in the back of my mind, I wish my gf would give me the attention she does
>feel guilty because I'm not sure if what I'm doing is right
>me and gf live 5 hours away at the moment.. so the attention is nice from the other girl
What do. Am I an asshole? Why the fuck would my own gf not hit me up? It kind of just pisses me off.
I'm trying so hard no to cheat at the moment
564252 No.64448
>>64445In my eyes: Yeah, you are an asshole.
Living 5 hours kinda kills everything tho. But the other girl might be a thing of the moment.
If you and your GF have story, I would try to tell her that you do want to talk more with her, and stuff. That would be a good first step. If she talks with you more you will eventually not need the other girl.
Cheating, imo, is bad bad bad.
6af9c9 No.64453
>>64448Okay.. I guess I could try that. But does she not bear any responsibility for my boredom?
It just drives me nuts. Sometimes I feel like a girl needs to be reminded that her man is still desirable, and I really want to just let her know some other girl is hitting me up all the time.
How do you think she'd react?
a6e3f7 No.64455
>>64453>But does she not bear any responsibility for my boredom?Well, does she KNOWS there is a problem going on? You should probably tell her that you don't feel comfortable enough right now, as how the relationship turns out.
I don't know your GF so i cannot say if it would be a good idea or not to tell her about the girl who hits on you. It's probably not.
Maybe… Maybe she is ignoring you because, I don't know… She also has someone else? It's in the real of possibilities. A guy did that to my best friend, in a really similar fashion…
d87def No.64457
>>64453I'd make sure there are no communication errors happening. Everyone needs to be on the same page, and your needs should be explained specifically.
Maybe he's just boring, help him open up some.
6af9c9 No.64458
>>64455I'd hate to think she's talking to someone else. Fuck :/
a6e3f7 No.64462
>>64458It can happen so you better talk. Now.
As
>>64457 said.
You have to tell her you want to spend more time with her, and how you feel.
6af9c9 No.64465
>>64457>>64462Yeah.. Alright. It kills me to talk about "muh needs" and whatever. But you both make a good point.
Also, I don't understand the line
>Maybe he's just boring, help him open up some.Who's he?
d87def No.64466
>>64465*She
People connect in different ways. They should understand them and help them open up in ways their talents come to life. And people do really open up with time, when it's the right time.
6af9c9 No.64467
>>64466But the thing is..
I've known her since kindergarten. We've dated once in high school, and now again 4 years later.
Oddly enough, I guess I don't really know her. I was gonna make the point that I did, but Jesus Christ.. I don't, really.
d87def No.64468
>>64467If you've known them that long, than you do know them. There must be something else, something minor missing perhaps?
6af9c9 No.64469
>>64468A five hour distance? It kills me.
she said she wants to get married and have kids and shit. so i don't understand her behavior 7c0dbc No.64474
>>64453There's a huge difference between letting your gf know that girls are hitting on you and actually cheating on your GF
In a secure/communicative couple you could bring it up as a joke, a secure couple should be ok talking about these things without getting jealous etc. It's a natural fact of life that men/women will be attracted to attractive people, whether those people are in a couple or not. If anything it should stroke your gf's ego to know all the ladies want you.
6af9c9 No.64479
>>64474I think I'm the insecure one, unfortunately.
I have no idea what level her commitment is
d87def No.64482
>>64479You may be, you're concerned she's speaking with others
>>64458 while you are doing that yourself instead, a bit of a double standard if you ask me.
>>64474Absolutley, a relationship with too much attempt at being controlling is a horrible one to be in.
Be open, don't hide things. It always will make things just look worse. If you're in a relationship than you shouldn't be playing games with others hitting on you, that's going to far and turns into something else. No need to get upset if my boyfriend was told he was hot.
6af9c9 No.64483
>>64482The difference is I'm receptive to conversation and we don't talk unless I text her.
I would gladly stop texting the girl that's hitting me up if my fucking gf actually showed a bit of goddam interest.
It would be nice if the communication worked both ways.
d87def No.64485
>>64483Tell her then as
>>64462 said. Maybe she is really shy? Does she look at you when you're together? You could tell her and see how she reacts, maybe you could get some kind of guage on how much she is interested in you, some clues? I don't think she'll take it too well, telling her what you want is the best thing to do if you want to actually put effort into fixing and maintaining things. I'm sure you're capable of doing that.
6af9c9 No.64488
>>64485I think I'm just gonna see how long it takes for her to text me. Then talk about that.
We're on day 4 right now.
703c9d No.64518
>>64409I think it's less intentional exaggeration and more the existing pain + hormone fluctuation. They act like they're dying because they feel like they're dying.
The friend I was talking about is a twig. Sure, with the fat women losing weight could be a solution but for some women, it really isn't their fault. She has said that her doctors have suggested surgery but that it could potentially screw up her ability to have kids so she's just going to deal and try not to become an addict.
>>64415According to my past experiences, I get along with guys better more often because I don't have the same motivations or expectations as women stereotypically do and some women take our difference to mean that I'm being passive aggressive and judgmental so they react accordingly. Enough time around me and some of them relax when they realize I'm just weird.
I don't get surprised because if I do become close enough to a guy, I let them know what my goals and expectations are for our friendship before any emotional shit comes into play. They know upfront that I have zero interest and that I'm not interested in seeing their dick OR if I do have interest, I let them know flat out and we go from there.
Second question, yes, but again, lesbians are girls, not guys. Their brains generally work differently regardless of if they crave the vag. Last time I was really close with one, I was dating a guy and the lesbian got a crush on me even though I was taken. Long story short, she drugged me, I blacked out, we fucked, and I broke up with the bf because I felt like it was my fault and I was a horrible person who didn't deserve to be forgiven. Haven't dated since and haven't really gotten close to many people since regardless of sex/sexuality. (Just clarifying, I've dated chicks before. She knew that and thought that if we fucked, I'd leave my bf for her. I left him and completely stopped talking to her.)
I like gay men as friends because I have friends who happen to be men who like dick. I'm not entirely sure what you're asking in this question.
9dd7a0 No.64520
>>58097
all you said was look for someone despite the high risk >>57402 already didn't think was worth it
9dd7a0 No.64521
>>58974spats and exercise?
ad293b No.64534
What do you think of guys with a foot fetish? Would you accept it?
1e0d11 No.64535
Work in fast environment, so I almost never get the chance to talk to this girl. She's young, not to where it would be illegal, but enough for it to be a professional issue for me, also because I'm her boss. I'm not bad looking, and she's smiled at/acted nervous around me, but her being young, I'm too cautious to just up and ask her out. Looked me in the eyes once and she blushed, that's when she REALLY caught my attention, but as I said I almost never get the chance to talk to her outside of the occasional 'on the job' shit.
Now I can't stop glancing, always in her eyes, and I'm not the type to smile like a faggot all the time, either. She looks back and I don't avoid that contact, but I wouldn't say I stare, either.
Can I glance too much? I've maybe seen her 4 times since she hooked me and this shit is eating me alive, fuck.
703c9d No.64536
>>64520Opinions, man. They're everywhere. Make a choice.
>>64534In the realm of fetishes, feet is pretty vanilla. Mine are weirder than feet so yeah, I'd accept that.
>>64535Is dating or a request for dating a subordinate against your company policy whatsoever? Seriously check that shit out before you do anything because an innocent date request could bite you in the ass.
I'd say feel around with the other people that work there and try to gauge her opinion of you. If she thinks you're being creepy, even if it's not against company policy it could cause shit to take it further. My only advice is be super fucking careful.
8e84b8 No.64543
>>64536>Mine are weirder than feet so yeahCan you name some?
b2a5a4 No.64546
What are your standards to fap to porn, /fem/?
What is important, what is not so important in porn for you?
Does it have to be HD? Amateur? The girl enjoying/the guy enjoying sex? A good background music or good lightening?
I personally care for good camera shots
Pic semi related
b2a5a4 No.64548
9e2b27 No.64551
>>64546Well I love oral. But for me, it's mostly the girl enjoying it. When I watch porn, I like to imagine I am the girl, so I want and need girls I can easily relate to and not super-porn-sluts that moan all like "awwww woah woah yeah yeahh" and stuff like that. You catch my drift?
703c9d No.64555
>>64543I like blood, choking/being choked, cutting someone (not deep, like scratches, although in fantasy the idea of stabbing someone is hot af), being restrained/restraining someone, biting/being bitten, and in fantasy only, the idea of killing someone, dissecting them, and then fucking the body. I masturbate to horror movies sometimes as my computer is less likely to get a virus than if I were to be looking at snuff or violent bdsm when I'm in the mood for it. I could get better antivirus but my computer sucks and I don't care enough. I'm sure I'm on a list somewhere already.
This is why a foot fetish isn't weird.
>>64546Already said some about porn, I do watch regular porn sometimes but I'm kind of picky and it takes a while to find a vid that clicks so I don't watch it very often. I'm more likely to look at blood fetish pictures or gore or just use my imagination than watch dude(s) on chick(s). I don't have any solid criteria for which videos I pick because I don't know what draws me to one vs another. Good camera work is a must otherwise what's the point? The rest are pluses.
efa744 No.64556
>>64555wow.
I wouldn't have any problems with someone hitting or restraining me, but I don't want to lose brain cells or die.
If you really fear viruses, install Ubuntu on your computer and get Firefox/Adblock/NoScript/(Flash) for browsing your stuff. Then it should be very unlikely that you get any virus because Linux is in general safer and has less popularity, while getting a better performance on your shitty pc as well.
703c9d No.64560
>>64556Yeah, choking is rather popular but people don't realize just how dangerous it can quickly become. I don't blame you or anyone for being nervous or unwilling to do it.
My external hard drive got fucked when I moved so until I get a new one, I won't be making any major changes on this computer. I'll definitely look into Ubuntu when I do though. I have Adblock, Firefox, and Ghostery but really the less amount of gore/porn I look at, the less I am tempted to browse questionable sites, and probably the better off I am, security-wise, probably mentally, etc. I know what I can do to make my pc safer; it just works as a deterrent and excuse for not having the opportunity to progressively make myself more fucked up. As my experience has gone, the more shit I shlick to, the worse shit I want and that's not a good thing.
3fdf83 No.64588
I was seriously worried this board was going to die after Cenageddon. I'm glad people are still here.
>>64436>I don't think it's worth confronting over though… she leaves in a few months for Uni.Confronting her (politely) is the only way this will have any sort of resolution. And don't be afraid, or think that nothing will come of it - you might not have the time for a proper relationship, but you could be great fuckbuddies for a few months and have a really nice memory of her, rather than the confusion you have now.
And it really does sound like she's just acting like a kid with a crush (not that that's a bad thing). I think there is a very real chance that she would be into you, and that you could have something, even for a short time.
>>64518>I like gay men as friends because I have friends who happen to be men who like dick. I'm not entirely sure what you're asking in this question.I think he was asking if the stereotype of "women like having gay male friends because gay men are more emotional and sensitive" was true or not.
703c9d No.64594
>>64588>I think he was asking if the stereotype of "women like having gay male friends because gay men are more emotional and sensitive" was true or not.Ah, well in that sense, I don't actually believe gay men are more emotional or sensitive. I do believe that society expects heterosexual men to be more stoic and have a more hardened quality and that expectation for some reason goes out the window when a guy says he enjoys putting balls in his mouth. Women also see them as less threatening since the whole sex hierarchy thing is removed and they feel more comfortable being open/genuine. In my opinion and experience, the difference is entirely social. That type of friendship and comfort-ability is entirely possible with straight guys and chicks but the whole evolutionary sex desire and stupid human emotions can easily ruin it. It helps if both people are mature adults with adequate brains.
284366 No.64595
"Mild" asperger's
Deal breaker or no?
I know, it depends on how bad, but consider most of the symptoms, now tone them down a bit, and you have me. That's about it. Personal space and some subtle cues I get fine, but the rest is just over my head. How fucked am I? Or I guess, how fucked will I never be?
9858ff No.64597
Would any girls be interested in chatting with me a bit
I've never had a female friend and I want to know what it's like to talk to a girl
I'm not looking for sex or anything like that…
35ddc5 No.64601
I am just generally interested are there any women interested in black brits? I just came to the states with some family and it looks like ill be here long term. So far my attempts to talk to woman have just been terrible.
6bd981 No.64602
How can I kidnap a loli?
95ab0d No.64608
Help me anons, Sorry for my bad engrish in advance.
>2009
>be 19
>First gf
>First love, first sex etc etc
>Began to fight a lot
>Her saying that she likes someone else, me sending ragefilled emails
>Break up
After the break up, I tried to do everything right (almost). Learning my lesson from rage emails, I never mailed her, never called her, never used her birthday etc as an excuse to talk to her.
>2010
I wrote one email a year later in 2010, only 2 lines, stating that I have changed my number-email etc If she ever needs to contact me / had a business with hospital ( had doctor/surgeon parents). I did not expected to get a reply nor she send me a one, and that's about it, since 2010 I had no contact at all.
>2011
I opened a facebook account in late 2011 and randomly searched her few weeks later. She had a picture with her bf, I felt angry but meh, life should move on, I maintained my no contact, did not messaged etc at all.
>Summer 2014
Still maintaining no contact, I occasionally looked at her facebook profile though, it is hard to forget your first love, and you remember the good rather than the bad memories with her, she was still with the same boyfriend I have seen in 2011 (he is not the one she talked about liking in 2009). But I felt less jealous/angry compared to past years, I moved on and so did she, and began to check her profile etc less and less.
and regarding her, best case scenario was her checking out my profile maybe once and just moving on with her bf.
>August 2014
I found out that she blocked me. Mind you I still not have messaged her, and my facebook profile is very private, no tagged photos, no suggested friends nothing. You really need to enter my name in search bar order to find me. For bonus I found out that I was also blocked by her boyfriend, though I think this is her doing.
>My question
Why? just why? I was beginning forget more and more of her, checking her profile less and less as timed moved by but this action of hers is eating me inside, I can't stop thinking about it.
Why out of 5 years of no contact she had the need to block me? and Why did she waited for 2014 when I had my profile up in 2011?
any opinion is welcomed, I just try to understand.
b505b7 No.64609
Explain the god damn "What do you want to eat?" predicament.
3fdf83 No.64617
>>64594>Women also see them as less threatening since the whole sex hierarchy thing is removed and they feel more comfortable being open/genuine.That's probably where the stereotype comes from, then. Never thought about it that way.
>>64601If you're attractive and confident, women will find you exotic. If you aren't, they will find you disgusting. Same as with most people.
>>64608I think what probably what happened is this:
>she is browsing the internet>looking through her facebook>has the same feeling you have and she wonders where you are in life now>looks you up on facebook>she has moved on with her life, but wants to make sure that the two of you keep not contacting one another>blocks youHave you ever gone back to a website account you made five years ago to delete the account? There isn't much reason to do this, but you want to do it anyway - "I'm not a disgusting Reddit user anymore, so I will delete my old account there."
I think you're looking too much into it.
48a5a9 No.64639
>>64617>"I'm not a disgusting Reddit user anymore, so I will delete my old account there."Nice analogy, I think that's why it bothers me, If she blocked me right after break up, right after finding a new bf, or if she blocked me because I messaged, I could understand.
But this is as if remembering something disgusting 5 years ago, even after no contact for 5 years she is disgusted by me, I feel sad.
703c9d No.64640
>>64595Not a deal breaker, no. Some might find it off-putting but that could be said for just about anything.
>>64597Too busy with gaming/being a piece of shit online/sleeping.
>>64602Go to jail, tell them you're a namefag pedo, get raped. Won't help you find a loli but maybe you'll get that attention you're craving.
>>64609The what?
>>64639You really should move on, dude. I mean not just in the way you claim you already have but let this go. There's no point in obsessing over when or why she blocked you. It will lead you nowhere. It doesn't matter how she views you or what her reasons were. Let it go.
6a9b86 No.64643
>>64560It's time for you to use TOR then. You can get anything on the darkweb.
So if you feel extremely horny again, download TOR browser, add scriptblocker and find some gore.
I for one also like getting bitten/biting, getting restricted/restricting and some bloodplay.
Buut I can't imagine what kind of gore you find fapworthy.
c02634 No.64649
>become friendly with a group of three girls
>hang out with them as a group a handful of times
>start dating one of them
>turns out one of the other two had a crush on me and is now angry at my gf (but still very friendly to me and flirts with me whenever we hang out and my gf isn't there)
>the third one resents me because she thinks I'm stealing my gf away from her and the group
I just wanted some platonic female friends to hang out with. What the fuck happened? Is there anything I can do at this point or did I accidentally ruin a bunch of friendships without realizing it? I never asked for this feel.
703c9d No.64653
>>64643Stuff with a lot of blood or medical stuff is great. Dissections, surgeries, knife wounds, things like that. Originally got into it through guro and drawings stopped being enough. The really well done ones are still good though.
>>64649It sounds like two of the girls had a crush on you. One went for it and the other didn't so she's resentful but still has a crush. The third one is seeing how your relationship and the subsequent anger between the friends is messing with their friend group and is mad about it, blaming you. You didn't ruin anything. It isn't your fault that they don't know how to communicate properly. What you can do is suggest she spends more time with her friends as a group, do some fun stuff together, talk, and rebuild. Girls tend to hide their social problems and be passive aggressive rather than seeking confrontation. Time together might help them relax and forgive. Besides encouraging them, there isn't much you can do. Even if they do eventually let this ruin their friendship, it isn't your fault.
6a9b86 No.64654
>>64653Do you fap to knifewounds on random people or.. what?
I never understood this fetish, care to elobrate? When I look at news and pics of criminals in Argentinia who got slashed by a Katana I don't get errect if you know what I mean.
I respect your fetish and it's always a pain in the ass to explain someone your kinks, but an example link would be helpful
024489 No.64656
>>64588I don't know, Monday she spoke to me then ignored and avoided me Tuesday. I don't know what her problem is any more.
And her friend acted oddly shitty to me Tuesday, which is odd.
I'm thinking though, maybe I got the wrong idea in the end? If a girl was really interested she wouldn't ignore me and avoid me, and do shit like ask to not be left alone with me, then talk to me again like everything's fine.
Am I right or wrong in assuming I'm probably just being messed about? It feels like it and I'm tired of the games.
She literally leaves in like, 3 weeks so oh well. At least I won't have to put up with her on-off behaviour much longer.
024489 No.64657
>>646566 weeks* not 3 weeks
703c9d No.64660
>>64654I like looking at them and thinking about what it would be like to slip my fingers inside the wounds as far as they would go and then see if I could fit my hand in by tearing the surrounding tissue. If it's a wide wound, I like the idea of putting my hands in there and pulling the sides/pieces apart and digging into their body. It makes me tingly inside. If they're still alive, the idea of them screaming and bleeding is enjoyable enough. If they're already dead, I like the idea of cutting them open further and taking them apart piece by piece. My interest is mostly fantasy and the gore/guro is just a catalyst.
I really like thinking about eating people but most don't like to hear about that or think I'm joking. I don't know what it is but some pictures make me wish I could take a bite or take out a chunk of muscle and cook.
A lot of the stuff I've saved over the years was lost with the external harddrive and I've been trying to limit how much I look at gore/guro/bdsm so this album isn't mine-
https://imgur.com/a/JxyN9 but it's a good sampling. The pic of the headless chick…chestdown (not sure that's a word) being held by the lab tech is my favourite of the bunch.
Not all gore is created equal. Some of the stuff like people who got hit by cars/trains, mauled by animals, or went through wood chippers, pics where the person seriously got torn apart or destroyed, they aren't appealing much at all. I like bloody but messy (like the skin and bones and tissues all over the place) is different.
703c9d No.64661
>>64654Something like this makes me want to stick my hands in there and go in deeper.
340669 No.64664
>>64660>>64661I see, you like the clean kind of gore, with clean cuts and fresh open wounds, so I get it why you like medical/surgeon stuff.
But it is still surprising why people (male and female) get errect by this and masturbate to it. I guess I will never understand a fetish 100% if I don't have it by myself.
And this fetish is for sure more "special" than the foot fetish haha
To the point with eating humans: I already thought about it, but not because it makes me horny, just because… to taste one.
Also watch out if you are ever going to eat a human, here is an infograph
Vid always related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hwqk_OzJgM 703c9d No.64671
>>64664I think it's a culmination of my childhood and teenage years, things I've been exposed to/exposed myself to and experienced. I've always liked blood but it expanded gradually and this is where I'm at now. It's not special but more basic addition. I don't generally talk about it as the special snowflake thing gets old fast.
Really I think all fetishes are products of a person's experiences. Why do you like feet?
Hah, I remember that infograph. I had that one on the harddrive along with a few others. I think a lot of people are at least curious about cannibalism but because most paths to it include murder and what some people consider the ultimate perversion of someone's basic humanity, they judge. I think given the legal opportunity, most people would try it.
lol I hadn't seen that video. That's hilarious.
5f549c No.64723
What should my new facebook profile picture be?
5f549c No.64724
>>64723
or should I keep it the same
7c0dbc No.64729
>>64724
Keep the old one. It looks less vain and selfie-ish.
Studies show that people's social accounts with a high number of selfies lowered their perceived attractiveness. Stick to pictures that have a point beyond just showing your face, like doing activities, holding a kitten, hanging out with your friends etc.
Also your profile picture shows a fun side to you, albeit you should update it with some other fun photo, since christmas is long over.
a3085d No.64785
Alright, so, let's say you have a guy who you've been friends with for a couple of years or so. Not great-great friends with, but you speak to each other most days and you've hung out after work together quite a lot.
Would you be likely to let him to take pictures of your feet in a public park?
703c9d No.64791
>>64785
That's a very specific request. If you could explain your need for the pictures to your friend with non-creepy reasoning, you might have a good chance. Say like you have an opportunity to be paid to take stock photos for a stock photo website, a client has requested lady feet with grass and stuff, and then treat her to froyo or something to say thank you.
I personally would not, no, because I hate my feet.
214fdf No.64792
>>63979
>YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, LITERALLY!
To be human i have to eat human, thanks anon now i know the truth.
032dba No.64815
>>63979
>you are what you eat
So why am I not a shark bird tree?
11bd0f No.64818
Q: If you meet a very cool, very cute, very sexy, very shy and very nerdy girl online and you start heavily to skype with her over the course of 2 weeks.
And everything works truly perfect! She tells you that she thinks, that you're cool and sexy too and that she likes talking with you and that you can make her wet and that YOU are all she ever wanted.
Until the very moment she says something along the lines "I'm so, so, soooo sorry anon. Really! But… I have to learn to stand on my own and I just can not handle a BF right now, alltough you are the one I would def choose for that. Can you wait for me? I wanted to tell you sooner, but I like you too much to this on the phone. I HAVE to handle my shit first and then, I'll write you again, (probably, but highly likely) I will never forget that I've met you but it might take a year or longer for me first, because it is not that easy kind of stuff and it reaches deep"
Then you write her back, that this is just not fair, after 2 weeks of funny, hot and cool and intense skyping and dreaming up all kind of scenarios with her. You say: "You can't stop it with that last message and then block me. It's just unfair and even you, yourself know it!"
And she does know it! And then she unblocks you and writes again with you for a couple of hours. But this time it get's all fucked even more. I write: "Honestly, I am willed to wait. All the time you need! But I can not wait this long, without ANY feedback over skype or mail, that you will not forget me over the course of this time! We can handle it on so many different levels, but please: JUST don't stop writing or skyping with me!"
But the more agressive I get, she get's more nervous and shy again. She is just a few years too young and also to nerdy to handle this and she had only one, but also really bad experience with her Ex-BF and this (I truly believe her this story) fucked her all over in her head. She feels alone and can't get her life together.
Finally she just writes "I am sorry ;_;" and then blocks you 4ever. You write her one final message via SMS that you "really, REALLY hope that she get's her life together" and that you "only wish her the best, in all honesty, just for herself".
"I wish it was allready different and you would not fear the chance, to get a new BF. But maybe, if you feel ready… In a year… We'll see…"
How would you, want this guy to react and to cope up with this shit? Is it better just to accept her choice, because she will very likely not change her mind, no matter what you do. I honestly tried everything in our last conversation!
But I can not forget her! But I also don't want to carry that taught in my head "Maybe she'll call you tomorrow. or next week. or next month. or next year…." I just can't! I haven't even met her yet! I have only this dreamy image of her in my head. And now, I'll probably never have the hance to check IRL if this dreamy image is worth anything at all!
fa229a No.64833
I'm a short guy, 170cm height, sort of fat, 75 kg.
I'm 22 years old, unemployed and I nearly dropped out of high-school(haven't finished it yet).
I'm poor, I don't have a car nor a driver's licence, I don't go to club/I'm not into drinking or smoking or pot.
The only thing I know to do is write essays, poems and short stories.
How the hell am I supposed to impress a girl?
Kissless virgin, of course.
55f332 No.64834
>>64833
>mfw while reading your post
Well uhmmm. Isn't like you are a cripple or anything. If you focus your mind throught it, you can get anything. If I were you, I would try to get fit working out, and try to get a job.
Also, not going to clubs isn't that bad. Female here and I don't go to clubs either. And not drinking/smoking/drugging is GOOD, no matter what others tell you.
¿Y eres español en serio?. Te aseguró que si comienzas con lo básico, podras mejorar.
703c9d No.64854
>>64833
-Get a job, doesn't matter what it is, just something. Poor with a job is better than even more poor and unemployed.
-Get your GED. Just do it. These days you have to have this to do anything or move onto better jobs.
-Get a driver's license, even if you don't have a car. Maybe you can get a job as a pizza delivery guy or driving a shipping truck or something but just having the license will open up possibilities both in the job market and in the limits you put on yourself.
-Drinking, drugs, and sexual experience are not essential to finding a girl who likes you. Don't let these become an excuse or something you use to avoid talking to people or trying. Self defeatism is an easy hole to dig.
-You like writing? After all of this, take a community college writing class. There's a lot of jobs that involve the ability to write well, formatting, editing papers for people, proofreading, and a lot more. Take that hobby and make it work for you. Take a college class about office computer skills. Take one about business writing. Take one about fiction writing. Find what your thing is and stick to it.
Girls admire a guy who takes control of his life and strives to become a better version of himself. They admire a guy who sticks to his ideals and is passionate about something. College is a great place to meet people.
For right now, focus on the first goals of finding a job, getting your driver's license, and getting your GED. Build on what you have now and then build on that. Being a kissless virgin isn't the end of the world but becoming complacent with the life you have now would be.
864daa No.64875
00877f No.64879
>>64875
Depends on the girl.
a416e6 No.64886
do girls like veiny cocks
not shitposting
00877f No.64888
>>64886
I love them.
One of my online friend-with-benefits has a really veiny cock.
1968f3 No.64894
How do you get a girl to fall in love with you again?
Met a girl. Had a thing, eventually ended up cheating on her boyfriend with me. After that sort of stopped talking for a long time. Then started talking again. Had another thing. Now it wont happen again cos no romantic feelings for me.
If impossible, how do I play on the sexual feelings only. I just want to be with her/provide for her/make her the happiest girl alive. If I can't do the last two than the first one will have to suffice…
885ec6 No.64895
>>64894
Doesn't sounds like you want to make HER happy in the slightest. It looks like you want to make yourself happy.
Reevaluate your situation.
1968f3 No.64896
>>64895
Oh no I very much do. The past few months I've basically been whipped as fuck, to the point where I've aided her in her problems with other guys whenever they'd been bad to her. I go out of my way to please her whenever I can and don't ask/expect anything in return. I'm just wondering if getting back with her, be it physically or romantically, is at all a possibility. There's times where it seems like she does want to, and then there's times where it's the exact opposite. It's very taxing on me emotionally since I have to pretend my feelings for her don't exist in order to make her happy. That's why I wanna know if it is -at all- a possibility
885ec6 No.64897
>>64896
Again, it sounds like you are only thinking of yourself when you say you want to get back with her. Its a selfish way of thinking, in my opinion.
Time to let bygones be bygones. This is why I am agaisnt talking with exes.
b535d3 No.64899
>>64879
So, anal?
>>64888
>FWB
>Being a slut
Also checked
>>64895
>>64897
M'lady, how is he being selfish here?
00877f No.64900
>>64899
Anal is best for me. But then again not everyone agrees.
As for why is he being selfish: He is only thinking of what he wants. He wants to be with that girl. And that's OK but it is a bygone for a reason you know. He clearly said they tried to get back together at least 3 times and it didn't worked. They are both obviously not compatible and he clearly cannot maintain a friendship without looking for romantic interest. Maybe he should move on? I mean in a literal sense: As in walking away from the girl. Literalyl
Also how come guys can have FWB but girls can't. Come on now. We should be able to enjoy our sexuality as much as guys.
b535d3 No.64907
>>64900
>Also how come guys can have FWB but girls can't.
Because sluts are gross.
00877f No.64908
>>64907
And sex-addict promiscuous guys are gross too.
It works both ways, you know.
25a22b No.64915
So what hobbies are generally seen as odd by females and why are they creepy?
53f270 No.64921
>>64907
>2.54 MB
Obviously Lolicatgirls
2c6d80 No.64927
I plan on stalking girls and overall interact with females on a more personal level. What are some heavily female-dominated places on the internet? Do these exist at all? I heard tumblr and deviantart have large female userbases compared to anywhere else. Is that a good start?
00877f No.64929
>>64927
>stalking
Become an hero you freak.
I am stalked constantly and it's NOT FUNNY. Every girl worth her salt hates it.
703c9d No.64942
>>64894
You can't force her to love you. Be her friend again, hang out, appreciate the friendship, and if she finds romantic feelings for you again, that's great. It sounds like you have a lot of feelings for her and by expecting anything you do to end up with the outcome of being together, you're setting yourself up for disappointment and pain. You've been that guy she has sex with now and then and who has been a support. You say you're not expecting anything in return but by holding onto this dream, you are. It sounds to me like she has the expectation of no strings and doesn't realize she's dragging you along. She thinks it's ok to bounce back and forth because that's what you've let her do. Cut her off and if she reaches out, tell her how you feel and give her a bit of time to figure out what she wants because you know what you want. If she can't or won't try, walk away. It's painful but if she can't make a decision, her behaviour will not change and this scenario you're finding yourself in will also not change. Tell her that you like her a lot and would like a chance to make it something real.
I think both of you are being selfish and that it's natural to be selfish when it comes to possible romantic relationships or sparing a person from a broken heart. You can't change how you feel and sticking around, holding out hope where there could be none is self torture.
>>64898
Back at ya, faggot.
>>64907
Sluts are only gross when the person judging isn't the one getting some. When someone is lonely, in a bar, with a drink in their hand, having some slut (man or woman) making eyes at you is pretty great.
>>64915
I consider fanatical sports fans odd so that's a good question.
Creepy…taking pictures of children they don't know for fun. Hanging out at hospitals to talk to people with dying relatives/going to anonymous groups and lying for fake sympathy/lulz. Finding women online to stalk in an attempt to learn about people with vaginas without reading a book, going outside, or being a sympathetic, genuine person with honest curiosity.
897326 No.64982
>>64942
So you're telling me to both cut her off and be her friend. I'm assuming these are two options I have. Which one of the two is the better? You're right about the back and forth, 2/3 weeks ago we were all over eachother and that's died down now, this has been a repeating pattern for quite a while. She's aware of my feelings for her and, like I said, some days it's as if we're a couple doing couple things like in the movies to sound super sappy, and other days it's as if she'd rather I disappear entirely. It's really taxing.
Which would be better to do? I'm currently inclined to do the cutting off bit cos she -has- been making me feel like I'm not worth anything to her. Buttttt she -is- worth the world to me so idk. Guess I'm also scared of my cutting off resulting in just, not talking at all ever again. (Though I doubt that? Cos I've become a pretty integral part of her life.) So I dunno. She has this power over me and it's so unfair.
Sorry if my post is all over the place, I'm just typing things as I think/feel them. Might help to add that due to childhood trauma I'm a bit emotionally stunted in the sense that I literally do not know how to handle/cope/deal with certain emotions if they become too strong. I.E. love, sadness etc
2fbf40 No.64992
703c9d No.64994
>>64982
Those are your options, yes. Either you can stick around, be her friend, and MAYBE someday she'll decide that you're the best person for her OR you can tell her how you feel and force her to analyze how she feels.
It does sound really emotionally grueling for you and, for her, since your relationship is entirely on her terms, she's fine with the way it is. That won't change unless you change.
My opinion: The better option would be to tell her about your desire for a serious relationship. Staying where you are has a very slim likelihood of working out in the way you want it to. While cutting her off would be painful in a more immediate sense, separating yourself emotionally and opening yourself up to the other possibilities out there for you could be a good life change and spare you years of being dragged around. You say that she needs you, well you need commitment. It is unfair and unfortunately a lot of things are.
It's cool. I've been in this kind of thing before and emotionally it's bullshit. I wasn't very clear earlier as I'd been drinking and tend to ramble.
>>64992
1. Find friends.
2. Do you want to fuck one of those friends?
If yes, proceed to step 3.
If no, restart step 1.
3. Be a decent person and make them value you in a social and personal sense.
4. Be clean and at least a 4/10.
5. Hang out often, make them comfortable around you, engage in light drug use/alcohol consumption (optional but makes it easier), and be that guy who wouldn't judge them for anything.
6. Let them make the first move so that they feel in control and safe.
7. Don't push it. Give them time and space, keep it casual.
8. If fucking happens, don't make it awkward. Be chill and supportive. Hang out without sex to make them fully comfortable again, let them choose.
9. Don't expect a repeat, ever. Expecting sex makes shit awkward and borders on relationship stuff. If they want more, they'll make it obvious.
10. If either person develops feelings, talk about it. One thing that makes FWB good is that ideally, both should be able to go back to being just friends. Some people can't or don't want to deal with that and if both parties aren't mature, self-aware adults, it can get ugly.
Warning: FWB sometimes ends in life-long friendship, enemies, awkward as fuck purely public social "friendship", relationships, abortions, STDs, or unintentional reproduction. Wear condoms.
5a5183 No.64996
>>64929
calm down I'm just calling it stalking because I'm honest about it. I'll try my best not to be creepy, mean, judgmental, harassing or anything. Anyone got any advice? I guess this question isn't strictly aimed at women, so if some male answers could help a bro out, that would be great as well
00877f No.64997
>>64996
There are terms called: "befriend" or "to meet"
Stalking is NOT something you should do. Please think about how women actually feel. Problem with most guys is their lack of fucking empathy.
c52c61 No.65011
Hey, two questions.
1: How do you feel about bisexual men? Would you date one?
2: Do you feel that menstruation forms a natural bond of sisterhood between all women on some level?
Also, just in general, nice board, digging it.
ebfef0 No.65013
>>65011
1. Straight men are far too shallow. Bisexual men are the only ones who can feel real love because they don't associate it with gender and appearance. But I would still prefer a bisexual guy who prefers women.
2. Of course not. It's just a body function.
703c9d No.65014
>>64997
C'mon, don't do that. Don't marginalize based on the actions of a few. That's shitty. Some females lack empathy and when guys say all girls lack the ability to give an actual shit, how does that make YOU feel? Please think about how other human beings feel before defaulting to retardedly judgmental platitudes.
The majority of guys don't lack empathy, they just express it in different ways than girls because hormones and socialization. When you get down to the grit, the sexes are very similar in terms of emotional ability.
>>64996
If you're honestly calling it stalking, you should honestly be rethinking how you're approaching this desire to understand and interact with women because if stalking is an accurate term, as hard as you try, it's still creepy and technically harassment. That's my advice.
>>65011
1. I've dated them before. I've dated people from all over the sexuality and gender spectrums. Again, down to the grit, people have far more in common than they think.
2. No.
>>65013
Saying straight men are shallow is like saying straight women are shallow or that people are shallow as a whole because there's enough evidence to support all of that and therefore it's meaningless bull.
ebfef0 No.65015
>>65014
>Don't marginalize based on the actions of a few.
All right let me reword it.
"The majority of guys who think stalking is a good idea…"
Better? Because stalking people is NOT a good idea.
>Saying straight men are shallow is like saying straight women are shallow
In my opinion they are.
If you only love someone for their physical appearance, then you are kinda shallow. But it's all a matter of opinion for me.
Real love should go way above that.
f669ae No.65023
>>65015
>If you only love someone for their physical appearance, then you are kinda shallow.
There's a difference between physical attraction being the sole factor in love and physical attraction being requisite for love. If you think being straight constitutes the former, then you are kinda shallow.
ebfef0 No.65024
>>65023
I didn't said I wasn't shallow, did I?
f669ae No.65027
>>65024
I didn't say you said you were shallow, did I?
2fbf40 No.65028
As a man, should I shave my legs?
a05454 No.65031
>>65028
of course. might as well start using tampons while at it
2fbf40 No.65032
>>65031
Thought so. What about my balls?
842096 No.65034
>girls play with dolls
>boys play with toys
does webm do anything for you?
44cac6 No.65035
>>65027
Shit just turned meta.
>>65028
>>65032
I for one like hairy guys. Has some "manly" feel to it.
>>65034
That machine looks really fun.
Also girls can play with dolls AND toys.
703c9d No.65036
>>65028
I don't unless I might get some. Legbeards for daaaays.
Should you? I think everybody should try it at least once. You might find yourself jacking it to the smoothness.
>>65032
It's nice but the horror stories I've heard of guys fucking it up, I don't think it's worth the risk.
>>65034
Dolls are toys.
I played with legos, little army men, my brother's doll army men and my sister's barbies (which were married and when the guys got shipped off to die in war, the barbies killed each other, had lesbian orgies, and cheated with the one guy barbie who my sister decapitated), the nintendo, and things in the backyard, like outside.
74f1aa No.65050
f669ae No.65063
c220d2 No.65125
Sister's Too Tight
You see, she's found this awesome cool kid and they're totally in love with each other, and I as her responsible older brother I try to be there for her when things get rough.
We're intimate enough to share some more private stuff with each other, and since I bought her a pack of rubber, I felt like I have the right if she got to use it at least… and there seems to be this predicament with her being too tiny down there. Could you suggest some way for her to loosen up her hole (for herself or with the help of her boyfriend) without too much of a torment?
(Or maybe she was just too tense? I mean, they're both virgins…)
c220d2 No.65134
>>65125
>I have the right if she got to use it at least…
"I have the right TO KNOW if she got to use it…"
(Holy shit that was the worst place to mess up the sentence…)
906d5d No.65138
>>64994
I wanna thank you again for your help and input.
My choice was (sort of?) made for me. She started behaving hella rude and distant the past few weeks so I decided to just fuck it. Not worth it. Not after all this time. I'm gonna channel that resentment into bettering myself.
703c9d No.65214
>>65125
I consider myself close with my sister and there's no way she would tell me if her vagina was too tight….
Fingers and patience. Tension and virginity are both likely the cause.
Seriously though, what the hell.
>>65138
More power to you, dude. Fuck that bitch.
f61cc5 No.65238
>>65214
Yeah, I know it's weird… but I gave her my cuffs to give them to her bf as a present (since I'm foreveralone.jpg and I'd much rather buy a pair of proper metal cuffs and a ring gag for my slave now).
Anyway, the issue seems to be that the guy's not holding enough consistency while getting from lip to hip… and sis wants to be deflowered only by the Descartes, and the kid's fingers are likely too long and would harm her hymen…
89d7c9 No.65246
>>57007
I'm 5'2 and not rich, but dated tall girls. It's not impossible, some people just don't care about height.
Still, material and cultural conditions do matter for many, and it's understandable why.
89d7c9 No.65247
dc3ea2 No.65298
What does /fem/ think about skinny neckbeards (not exclusively in the literal sense) like me? And do you only have sexual intercourse with chads? (chad = a douchebag who is fairly popular among girls, goes to the club and fitness studio every week)
Also tell me if you are attractive or not (maybe add your weight and height to verify it) and how often you have sex. This is important.
1601d5 No.65300
dear /fem/,
every girl I meet is an insane, a lesbian, fat, or spoken for. I really like my friends and they're nice people but I'm sick of the hippy freaks and crackheads that show up at their parties.
where the fuck can I go to meet girls that aren't complete trash and are capable of holding down a job?
703c9d No.65307
>>65238
Then he needs to get better with his tongue. Make her cum first and she'll be wide open.
It's still weird to me that you're this open with her but if the relationship is good for both of you, she's lucky to have someone to help.
>>65298
I've never had sex with a chad. There's literally nothing about them that I find attractive, from their brain to their shoes.
I know a few people that strangers might call neckbeards as they have beards and are giant nerds. They don't have the attitude that the internet attributes to neckbeards though, the hypocritical, narrow-minded, self-promoting but unsubstantiated narcissism. They're good people and very realistic in their expectations and understandings of how the world works. I much prefer someone with an imagination and demonstrated intelligence than some idiot, regardless of whether they're skinny or fat. Fit guys can not be twats and fat guys can not be twats. Chads are twats and hilarious when they try to hit on you, assuming everyone finds them attractive because that's what they have to tell themselves to find any real self-worth. In a way, attitude-wise at least, true chads and true neckbeards have a lot in common. There's very little to them when you dig past the surface.
Some people find me attractive. I have a date on Saturday with a guy who I think is attractive, seems like a good person, and can hold interesting conversations. I don't have sex often but I'm no monk.
>>65300
Dear anon, I'm 100% sure if this were the 1940s I would be considered insane. Thanks to modern medicine though, I'm alive and well to shitpost and congratulate people on their dubs.
You say you like your friends but the people they hang out with aren't people you like. It's clear they have a type and as long as you keep fishing in that one pond, that's all you're going to catch.
Make more friends, expand, join a local club/hobby group, maybe try online dating to see local singles in your area who could very likely have gainful employment and a sense of decency.
d496bf No.65308
>>65307
you're totally a girl and not a fat neckbeard/10
66efc4 No.65310
Hey girls, what's the difference between you being friendly and being interested?
Seriously, it's confusing as shit.
>How are you when you're not interested and just being nice
>How are you when you're actually interested
875c74 No.65313
How does it feel to be penetrated? Like the whole walls of your vagina feel good or is it something like butterflies on your womb or how?
703c9d No.65317
>>65308
Not sure if skepticism. If you post shoe on head, I will.
>>65310
It's confusing because it's very similar. It really depends on social context and the chick. Some girls get mad when you don't pick up on the cues they think are obvious. It's all subjective
I'm very literal. If I like someone, I tell them. Flirting's fun but when it comes down to it, I outright tell them.
>>65313
It's not like putting your finger on someone's skin, it's not exact. It just feels good, the movement and contact. Ever had buttsex? It's generally like that. The whole thing just feels good.
66efc4 No.65322
>>65317
>I'm very literal. If I like someone, I tell them. Flirting's fun but when it comes down to it, I outright tell them.
It really pisses me off because there's this one girl at work who I just can't fucking tell if she's just being nice or if she's actually interested.
It's really pissing me off why can't girls just fucking out right say it? When I like a girl I just ask them out, but when they like a guy some of them expect me to be a fucking psychic.
703c9d No.65328
>>65322
I've mostly found that it's a social thing or, at least, it starts as one. Women don't want to come off as whores or easy or vulnerable or needy so they wait for the guy to make the move. Some of them develop a reasoning that it's the man's job to step up, a social responsibility to catch the clues and if he doesn't, there must be something wrong with him because the alternative is that they're doing something wrong or the social construct that women can't or shouldn't be aggressive about their feelings must be bullshit.
It's convoluted crap that generations pass on. I only see that because I don't give a shit.
Ask the girl out. There's very little chance she'll make the move.
bd7578 No.65329
if 1 in 4 women get raped, then why is rape illegal?
hell, those odds, you're more likely to be raped than crash your car, but driving isn't illegal.
000720 No.65331
>>65329
Because women don't want to be raped.
By that logic, we should make murder legal.
You really don't understand how shit works.
875c74 No.65336
Men think scars are cool (not self-inflicted ones of course). What do women think?
1f19fb No.65349
Femanons, is confidence important when trying to be approachable? Is there such a thing as having too much confidence, to the point of being an ass?
703c9d No.65351
>>65329
Odds and statistics have nothing to do with whether an action is right or wrong.
If 999 people out of 1,000 decided that they suddenly wanted to steal their neighbor's car, it wouldn't make theft legal because it wouldn't change the action.
>>65336
People like scars because they add an air of mystery and potential excitement or interesting things that could come from interacting with that person. Girls like the bad boy vibe because they're wired to and really most men do not find scars attractive, self-inflicted or not. The idea that a female could be dangerous, crazy, impulsive, or otherwise more ballsy than they are is intimidating and while possibly sexy in the short term, long-term most would say that girl wouldn't be a potential stable romantic partner choice.
>>65349
Yes and yes. Healthy self-awareness and tact are great things to have.
f669ae No.65354
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>>65336
Scars on fictional characters of either sex are cool because there's a cool story behind them and they're carefully designed to not be too unsightly.
Real scars are rarely as interesting.
78b805 No.65377
you guys should recruit more girls because i'm pretty sure only 10% of you are girl and the rest is trap
875c74 No.65381
>>65377
Nothing wrong with traps you shitlord
703c9d No.65474
>>65377
Hah, how exactly does one recruit people to be anon?
Hey grrrl, wanna hang out on a place that's mostly dudes comparing testicles, postin those dank memes, jumping down your throat for having tits, and ragging on newbs for hours? Yeah, you don't know you want it so badly.
>>65389
Nice id there, I assume you're god, whoring out because no one gives a shit anymore. I'm good thanks. Go find a druid and tell them eating fresh cow shit will open their third chakra or something.
81fcb1 No.65488
>>65487
Meant that to bw a new thread, sorry,
586a95 No.65516
25/m/virgin, good looking and fit body.
I've always told myself I was virgin because I wanted to wait for the right one. I fooled around with a hot short-term girlfriend I had, but never all-the-way.
Been browsing on fetlife and met a chick who wants to experiment with me with our mutual fetish, as a no-strings-attached thing, including full on sex.
On the off chance I ever find my maiden after that, would you (girls) rather have someone who was a virgin, or someone who went to get the thing he wanted and had sex?
703c9d No.65521
>>65516
Let her know that you've never fucked before but are totally interested. It doesn't matter what I would do, she'll either say yes or no but it's better for a chick to know beforehand and tailor what she does to having the best time or she'll be a judgmental idiot than it is to not be honest and have in bite you in the ass somehow and not in a good way.
I'm not sure exactly what you mean with this- "or someone who went to get the thing he wanted and had sex?" but I think I get what you're saying generally.
703c9d No.65522
>>65521
> or she'll be a judgmental idiot
I meant to delete this part and write it differently but I'm stoned and fuck it. You get the jist.
8e1347 No.65525
Two questions
A) Why the fuck am I always told I come off as creepy? (I'll elaborate on that on request, but it's gonna be a while since I'm going to bed atm)
B) When the fuck are some of these replies getting purged? This thread is past 700 responses and a big chunk of them are shitposts from the raid that happened MONTHS AGO.
f669ae No.65526
>>65525
>A) Why the fuck am I always told I come off as creepy?
Probably because you come off as creepy.
>B) When the fuck are some of these replies getting purged? This thread is past 700 responses and a big chunk of them are shitposts from the raid that happened MONTHS AGO.
>swami putting any effort into this board
>ever
c5cbfa No.65527
>>65526
>Probably because you come off as creepy
No shit.
Thing is I don't see what I do that makes me seem creepy. It isn't like I'm constantly going around starting at people or talking to myself or anything.
I come off creepy "just because".
703c9d No.65540
>>65527
Find your closest female friend and ask for her honest opinion. People who see and interact with you and the other female around are far more likely to be able to answer this question with anything past conjecture. You can describe yourself to us, what you do and we can guess but the obvious problem is whatever it is that people find off-putting, you probably either don't see it or don't consider it significant.
1af090 No.65567
1.1- Have you ever been cheated? How did it feel? What did you do when you found out?
1.2- Have you ever cheated? What happened? How did it feel? Why did you do it?
1.3- I remember reading a study saying that women were less likely to cheat in marriage, followed by relationship, followed by cohabitation (that is, women cohabiting with their male partners cheat the most), this study didn't compare it with rates of male cheating though, and here is my doubt: Do women cheat more than men in non-serious relationships like marriage? I know way more cases of bfs who were cheated than gfs who were cheated (but then again, I obviously know way more men than women)
2- One study after another reveal that women are more religious/spiritual than men. In all directions: theistic beliefs, astrology, eastern religions, spiritism, etc.
2.1- Why do you think it's like this? Why are women more into supernatural stuff? I don't want any of those retarded explanations you hear from speculating scientists ("men are just more rational and skeptic"), they can't explain it because since they want to explain it scientifically they must necessarily exclude the possibility that people might actually find explanations and meaning in their beliefs, they must turn the beliefs into manifestations of law-like behavior and nothign more.
2.2- What was your religious/spiritual upbring and what do you believe in today?
I have an aunt who was raised a catholic, but she also goes to some spiritist healings, reads astrology, practices meditation and so on. The impression I get is that she's quite utilitarian in what she wants to believe and practice, that is, she cherrypicks, butchers and "shops" different practices and beliefs that maker her feel good. I have an impression most women behave similar. But this still wouldn't explain why women need to do this at all.
3- How do identify yourselves politically/ideologically?
4.1- Do you look for different kinds of guys depending on the kind of relationsip you want? I mean in all aspects (personality, financial, looks, sexual experience, friends, etc)
4.2- What kind of man would you want for a marriage and family?
4.3- What kind of man would you want for a relationship of some years?
I guess this is all, for now.
952998 No.65571
>>56681
Is there a time before most women can get "wet"? Is it always there like erections for guys or is it a pubescence and onwards kind of deal?
765255 No.65614
Fembots, I am enormously insecure. I am perpetually screaming inside anytime I am in public, anytime I have to stand next to better males, and anytime I talk to a girl who is not a family member or a really close friend (of which there are only two, so basically anytime I talk to girls). I'm also aware that apparently girls hate insecure guys who lack confidence, and apparently a girl can actually tell when a guy is very insecure.
Is that true? I am notorious for being unreadable and deadpan, and the only thing that could possibly be indicative of my shit self-esteem is my slouching — and I can easily pretend that that's just because I'm tall, as it's not unusual to see tall people slouch. I also make self-deprecating jokes sometimes, but if anyone has ever seen a middle-aged guy give a speech at a party or some shit then they should know that self-deprecation is just a casual joke that doesn't harm anyone and is not truly indicative of self-loathing.
So are these insecurity vibes really a thing? Can you really tell when a guy is insecure about himself? Is it really that much of a turn-off? How can it be masked, or can it never be masked?
765255 No.65623
>>56817
Not bad at all.
I would be concerned about using a Family Guy reaction image, though.
9b03de No.65631
>>65013
> Bisexual men are the only ones who can feel real love because they don't associate it with gender and appearance.
You are incorrect. Their sexuality functions in a manner parallell to gays and straights, they don't really differ in that aspect. There are also some other charcacteristics that correlates to their psyche.
I recommend "A Billion Wicked Thoughts" and just talking to bifags and gayfags.
>>65307
>There's literally nothing about them that I find attractive, from their brain to their shoes.
Pic related.
5b98ab No.65703
So I dated this girl and our schools caused us to go 10 hours away. We stopped dating but talk everyday. We still like each other immensely but she goes on dates and has had sex with other guys. I can't bring myself to date another girl while I still talk to her and like her. In a year I'll be going to school with her. Is this a lost cause?
fb0114 No.65705
Hey, just wondering, is it OK to approach a woman by calling her cute or beautiful if its someone I haven't met?
4b02ba No.65721
>>65705
Lol, what are you, a nice guy? You call them doofus and step on their toes.
703c9d No.65724
>>65567
1.1- Not that I know of, no.
1.2- I've cheated once. As a freshman in college, I decided to take up drugs as a hobby. A lesbian friend of mine was my dealer and smoking buddy and one day, I think it was a Wednesday, she suggested we try triple C (cordicidin/dxm.) She had a box of tablets and guessed that we should each take 60. I knew nothing about the drug and said sure, why the fuck not. After 2-3 hours, she complained that she felt nothing and suggested we eat the rest of the box (about double the dose.) It's all foggy from there until the next morning, I woke up on her broken futon wearing nothing except her pajama pants. She cautiously asks if I remember anything. I get this bad feeling and she confirms we had sex. Both of us are high and it's awkward as fuck as I change and leave. I felt high and just generally horrible for 4 days, skipping classes until Monday. Once I wasn't high, I called my long distance high school boyfriend of a year and half and broke up with him after telling him I slept with her and that I felt horrible. We didn't speak for probably over a year. It ended ok though as his current girlfriend is adorable and last we had a brief chat, he's doing well.
1.3- I have no idea what the ratios are. From personal experience and what I've heard from friends about their own lives, it's about equal.
2- Ok?
2.1- Women have a tendency to be more emotional and men more analytical. It's evolutionary, both psychologically and physically. The divide isn't as large as some people think but it does actually make a difference there.
I'm sorry if you think that's retarded.
>since they want to explain it scientifically they must necessarily exclude the possibility that people might actually find explanations and meaning in their beliefs, they must turn the beliefs into manifestations of law-like behavior and nothign more.
I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. In order to conduct a study, they have to define what constitutes religion in a consistent and clear way. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a scientist who believes that there is nothing more to religion than they are able to describe in scientific terms. It's not excluding the possibility, it's being able to show meaningful, useful data.
2.2- I went to Baptist church, Lutheran school, had Catholic friends, and then we moved and went to public school with Evangelical church. I stopped going to church when I turned 18. In college, I dicked around through every other religion, some more seriously than others, and landed somewhere around atheism. I think that any idea of god that's ever existed happened because living beings have this innate sense of being a part of something bigger than themselves. I think that thing is life itself and it's drive to create that we don't scientifically understand. I'm skeptical if we're capable of truly understanding it.
Through all the different religions I tested, the majority of people butcher and shop. Some to a lesser degree; some to a huge degree. The people I know are pretty 50/50 guys/gals.
3- It's been a long time since I defined that. I like Bernie Sanders, guns, free speech, fireworks, healthcare, weed, and think that Earth in Star Trek is what we should strive towards.
4.1- Literally everyone (except maybe the poor guys in Saudi Arabia who pick their wives from the bargain bin and all of the women that part of the world) does this.
In China, there is a yearly event where parents with an of-age single person take their pictures, "resume", and tack them to a wall for other parents to look at. When they find someone they like, they negotiate with that person's parents. Even when the person isn't physically there, that shit matters.
4.2- I want a person I am physically attracted to who is financially stable, not a serious drug addict, and who does not want children but is not allergic to cats or dogs. The idea of marriage makes me queasy so if ever, it'll be a long while.
4.3- wat
703c9d No.65725
>>65571
I have no idea. Why do you want to know?
>>65614
Ever tried anti-anxiety pills? They're GREAT.
Dude, you need to slow down. Start doing something positive (like exercising, it can help in a lot of ways) and maybe practice faces in a mirror and then while watching a funny tv show because while the deadpan thing can be off-putting, having people be more receptive can help the anxiety thing. Also stop self-depreciating. Some people think it's funny. It's funny in a I'm-laughing-to-make-this-less-awkward-and-move-the-convo-on kind of way. Yes, it can be masked. Depending on what mood I'm in, it could be a turn-on but generally no.
>>65631
I have no idea who Laci Green is but that's hilarious. She does have nice tits.
Again, chavs=/=fit. fit=/=chavs. I know fit guys who are excellent people and I know guys I would call chavs who I could easily beat up or kill if I convinced their fat ass to have sex with me and when his back's turned, I put a wire around his neck and his arms are too pudgy to reach behind him.
Not that I know anyone irl who fits that description.
>>65703
If she's single, go for it.
>>65705
Some women like it. I do not and it makes me instantly dislike anyone who does it.
703c9d No.65726
>>65725
>>65631
Clarifying that the sex with the fat chav wouldn't happen at any time. It would only be a way to make him vulnerable. This is all purely fantasy because the hypothetical dick wouldn't be worth life in prison.
952998 No.65729
>>65725
>I have no idea. Why do you want to know?
research trying to write semi-erotic memories for a character in a short-story. The womyn in my fiction class eat up coming of age stories that positively focus on female sexuality like red velvet cheese cake. plus i'm curious now.
703c9d No.65731
>>65729
If they're people you'd call "womyn" my guess is they aren't interested in prepubescent moist vaginas and if they are, that's kind of fucked up.
I didn't technically have a vagina until I was 15 so maybe one of the non-mutant females can weigh in on that as I'm not going to google it.
c7512d No.65747
>>65705
Well, I told a girl I just met that I've never seen a girl like her before and she liked what she heard.
But then I couldn't give a fuck how I come across to other people so maybe she liked the seemingly confidence-in that approach.
095110 No.65789
What do women think of rats?
703c9d No.65804
>>65789
Like the animals or the snitches?
095110 No.65809
703c9d No.65833
>>65809
As pets they can be pretty cute.
4b342b No.65856
>>65833
The only person I've ever known with rats as pets was this literally severely autistic girl who I lived next to for a month.
Rats are generally owned by weird people, just get mice instead.
e9e294 No.65883
My girlfriend keeps stealing my Jeans. I'm not mad about it because I've got tons of em and she's using older pairs that are too small for me.
She says she just likes to wear them and that's just fine with me but made me wonder how many more do this.
Is this normal? Do you gals do this too? Why? Are men jeans better than girl jeans?
c4b305 No.65885
>>65883
man jeans are usually comfier/looser and have way bigger pockets.
I used to wear my ex's hoodies too cos they're so big and comfy
b5e800 No.65898
Do any grills want to into my gf?
Northeast region usa, kv, work as irl janitor, have a truck, not too disgusting looking, like vidya and cats, still live with mom will show pics upon request I guess
Kik name: mr.shootzy I'm using kik so it notifies me ect. then we can switch to another platform
Plz no bully i just thought I would try since this general thread is here and i tried to condense this
b5e800 No.65899
>>65898
Oh I can also add on anything else if intrested by chance also
703c9d No.65902
>>65856
I'm a fan of weird people. Some of the best people I've known were weird and a few had rats.
>>65883
guy jeans > girl jeans in pretty much every respect except the booty
6c785c No.65903
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1. For those of you older /fem/anons, how have your views changed (feminism, parenting, work, etc.) changed as you've grown older?
2. Favourite YouTube channel that I should check out?
3. Prostitution is legalized and reasonably priced (market control) at $100 for a half an hour and $150 for an hour. Only women already practicing prostitution have licenses, and no new licenses will be granted until 2030. How does this new situation affect you, or how do you think it would (legalization of prostitution) affect your world?
f669ae No.65906
>>65903
>Only women already practicing prostitution have licenses
That's a recipe for disaster. The people willing to do it while it's illegal are going to tend towards being low-class, low intelligence, having bad business practices etc.
703c9d No.65911
>>65903
What do you consider older?
a726c4 No.65914
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May be just me being not very attractive, but why are so many woman opposed to breastfeeding, whether it be for their child or their lover who just loves milk?
0667de No.65934
>>57011
>>57012
i don't think there's anything wrong with trying and failing, as long as you know to take no for an answer.
it might hurt, but it might work out, so just go for it
if you ask someone out and you're polite about it, the worst thing that could happen is they are flattered and say no, and the best thing is you get a cute gf :3
6fffd8 No.65956
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Read the saged stuff where I told you we'll never be in contact again. Move on and live a good life.
c7f94b No.65963
(posted to the metathread in mistake before)
So I was abroad recently and hit it off with a foreign girl on a camp of a few dozen people, we fucked the last night I was there and exchanged email addresses the morning after. I couldn't stay (I had promised a friend to visit him on my way home) or I would've visited her at home (her idea), left that day as planned. We resolved to find some other weekend to meet again.
Now I'm not the most emotionally sensitive person but it seemed to be that there was mutual attraction going beyond a single camp fuck, she' cute, intelligent and curious and we have a lot in common in general. The only real downside I've seen so far is that the only language we share is English and while I speak it passably, hers is awful.
A week ago on the way home I wrote her the promised email, and followed up from another address two days ago to rule out the spam filter. No answer. Why the fuck would she bail out now? I have a few theories but maybe I'm missing something. Please enlighten me.
1ffa2e No.65973
hello womyn
i wanted to know what you think about pic related
tldr it says men are more interested in women who have low partner counts but have lots of sex with the partner, than high partner count
i for one feel strongly disgusted by a woman who's had dozens and dozens of partners
1ffa2e No.65974
>>65703
>0 hours away. We stopped dating but talk everyday. We still like each other immensely but she goes on dates and has had sex with other guys. I can't bring myself to date another girl while I still talk to her and like her. In a year I'll be going to school with her. Is this a lost cause?
just consider paying debt first, please
1ffa2e No.65975
>>65974
>>65703
hold up a sec
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/07/20/greece-starts-paying-back-the-ecb-imf.html
looks like you did
>but she goes on dates and has had sex with other guys
you became her friend m8
bail out
1ffa2e No.65976
>>64723
>>64724
you're attention whoring here
703c9d No.65978
>>65963
Give her some time. She's probably having second thoughts.
>>65973
No one really cares how you feel. Sure, guys like girls who've had less dick. Girls also like guys who have had less pussy. People want to feel special. It's really not new. I don't think it's actually "more natural" for guys to be hos, it's just more socially acceptable so more of them feel ok doing it.
1ffa2e No.65982
>>65978
looks like you cared enough to respond
> it's just more socially acceptable so more of them feel ok doing it.
i hope you understand the effort it takes to become a "player" right, as opposed to be just a slut
d99238 No.65985
I recently confessed my feelings to a girl, and she never said yes or no. I made it explicitly clear that I would not be offended if she didn't return feelings (and although I didn't say this to her, I pretty much knew from the beginning that she wouldn't like me back), and I've tried to make it as voluntary and mutual as possible — something she has thanked me for. It culminated with us going on a date, and since then we haven't seen each other. We can only talk online, and luck would have it that I'm a complete fucking retard online, so I'm sure that's the reason she subtly brushed me off when I asked her if she wanted to do anything before school started again.
And this is where I start feeling frustrated and sad: she also said in the past that she has no qualms with telling people she doesn't like to fuck off, so by extension I would think she would also be brutally honest. So why wouldn't she just outright tell me no? Why won't she already tell me that she doesn't like me back and we can continue the friendship instead of being trapped in this limbo whose end answer is only painfully obvious? If she is brutally honest, why the fuck am I still filled with blind idiot hope, why won't she tell me no, why won't she tell me the truth?
703c9d No.65989
>>65982
I cared about the topic, not that skanks give you a shrivel dick.
So you're mad girls have it easier? It's supposed to be hard for guys to fuck. Evolution and passing on the genetics and all that jazz. Don't hate the bitches, hate the game. The jealousy and resulting judgmental shit is kind of pathetic.
>>65985
If she said she tend to be blunt then ask her bluntly what's going on. Ask her if she likes you.
>>65987
Anon thinks white people impregnating each other and being white is beautiful and is wishing they had a beautiful white boy to make beautiful white babies.
c7f94b No.65997
>>65987
trap in bed wishing for things she couldn't have (small hands and feet, children, two X chromosomes).
1ffa2e No.65998
>>65989
but my initial argument isn't about how hard it is to have sex, it's about sluts and how disgusting they are
what kind of switch and bait is this?
9c04ae No.66001
>>65998
What sort of faggot are you and why do you suck with women?
18db03 No.66009
Warning: fatty
plz rate
no bully
8449b8 No.66010
703c9d No.66012
>>65998
Yeah, I know. I'm making the point that your attitude is retarded. The disgust you feel is hypocritical and childish. The extra effort guys make is basic evolution and therefore not our fault. Your disgust is pointless bullshit.
>>66009
Tip? If you lose weight, your dick will look bigger.
Nice tights.
d2f566 No.66015
>>66001
why do you get upset when sluts are labelled as what they are, sluts?
>>66012
it isn't hypocritical
you're so deluded you project being a slut on every men you see
you've got issues girl
the point i'm making is that you complain about "men sleeping around" (a generalization), and get mad when someone says sluts are disgusting (for a fact, there are countless 30 something sluts who are still single and who can't find "mr right")
just telling it how it is
why is it that you and the female brit go for shaming tactics when sluts are rightfully criticized for being sluts?
d2f566 No.66016
>>66015
>>66012
that being said, i believe sluts are only to be used as holes to be filled by cocks, btw
many men also think that way, for a fat, the 30 something "ex" sluts
perhaps your future?
703c9d No.66025
>>66015
What? I never said all men are sluts. Guys you call "players" are no better than women you call "sluts." The only difference is that it's more difficult for men and because of that, you find women having lots of sex disgusting. That's what's hypocritical.
I've never complained about men having lots of sex. I really can't care less.
If you feel shame, that's on you. You can criticize and be criticized, which is what's happening.
>>66016
>i believe sluts are only to be used as holes to be filled by cocks, btw
Ok. I believe you're a dehumanizing idiot.
I've never been a slut; I was neet for a few good chunks of time. I've been friends and roommates with sluts and just like anyone else, they can be good people who happen to like sex.
Hah, I have a wonderful boyfriend/master who likes watching porn with me. I think my future is set.
28adbc No.66031
>>66025
>What? I never said all men are sluts. Guys you call "players" are no better than women you call "sluts." The only difference is that it's more difficult for men and because of that, you find women having lots of sex disgusting. That's what's hypocritical.
i never said i didn't find men who fuck around like dogs to be disgusting
if you look at this type of men, they'll run away from their responsibilities if they get a woman pregnant
>If you feel shame, that's on you. You can criticize and be criticized, which is what's happening.
your assumption is that i found the "players" to be fine, when i don't
see, you're such a depraved slut that you build strawman out of nowhere
>Ok. I believe you're a dehumanizing idiot.
it's not me who fucks the first comer like a slut would fuck a random man she meets out of nowhere
remember that there can't be sex unless the woman first agrees to have sex, otherwise if the man forces the woman it's a rape
>Hah, I have a wonderful boyfriend/master who likes watching porn with me. I think my future is set.
good
28adbc No.66032
>>66031
can't delete the post
>>66025
>What? I never said all men are sluts. Guys you call "players" are no better than women you call "sluts." The only difference is that it's more difficult for men and because of that, you find women having lots of sex disgusting. That's what's hypocritical.
i never said i didn't find men who fuck around like dogs to be disgusting
if you look at this type of men, they'll run away from their responsibilities if they get a woman pregnant
>If you feel shame, that's on you. You can criticize and be criticized, which is what's happening.
your assumption is that i found the "players" to be fine, when i don't
>Ok. I believe you're a dehumanizing idiot.
it's not me who fucks the first comer like a slut would fuck a random man she meets out of nowhere
remember that there can't be sex unless the woman first agrees to have sex, otherwise if the man forces the woman it's a rape
>Hah, I have a wonderful boyfriend/master who likes watching porn with me. I think my future is set.
good
8449b8 No.66040
>My bitch likes to be slapped and choked, also rough fucking and being bitten like a cat in heat while doing doggy, but doesn't want anal. I have this other bitch who likes being throatfucked but my dick is too long and already puked two of my best pants. And somehow, it's always my fault.
>And my aunt has being giving me the eye for a long time, I know the signs, but she keeps that give-and-take bullshit and playing dumb instead of being real.
I've decided to dump the three of them and look for a better girl.
>nice board btw
8449b8 No.66041
000000 No.66049
How do I get a GF /fem/? I've met tons of girls online who supposedly share my preferences, hobbies, relationship beliefs, etc., but it never pans out. They always flake out, stop messaging me, don't respond to my initial contact, or never even want to talk in the first place despite me fitting their expressed desires perfectly and them offering no explanation as to why this would not be the case.
Is it a regular habit among women to "relationship troll" men online? Or do women just not take online dating very seriously? Is there some obvious pattern that I'm missing?
5a12ec No.66053
>>66049
If lots of women do this to you are you sure it's not you that's the problem?
Try reading over your conversations with these women and try to spot where the converstation seemed to die.
000000 No.66054
>>66053
The conversations don't die, but more so just seem to slowly sputter off. The scales gradually tip with more conversational effort coming from my side and less from their side until it eventually it just ends.
And I don't think that it's me being boring, at least going by their stated personalities/hobbies (since obviously I only message people who are similar to me in those areas). Like there have been plenty of girls who have shared hobbies that I know plenty enough about to have an interesting conversation with any guy fan about, but it doesn't seem to work out with females. My hypothesis became that they weren't actually as big into them as they claimed to be and didn't want to be exposed in that sense so I tried dialing back on discussing any mutually shared interests, but that doesn't work well either since if you can't discuss shared interests then it's hard to have much to talk about in the early going.
Really I feel like I've tried everything. I've tried exaggerating/emphasizing different aspects of my personality/communication style, from being nice, to being playfully mean, to being actually mean, being flippant, being serious, long messages, short messages, responding immediately, taking a while to respond, acting as invested as possible, acting as aloof as possible, making jokes, not making jokes, to straight-up "just being yourself". None of it has seemed to garner better results.
And sometimes it's nothing to do with the conversation. Some girls are polite enough to explain why they're ceasing communication (and I appreciate that), like a girl who said that she was overweight and not interested in losing any (which would be a problem since if I was in a relationship with somebody I couldn't stand to see them unhealthy). The ones that frustrate me are the ones who simply stop replying or don't respond at all in the first place even though it seems like I fit their requirements perfectly. The ones that stop replying are the worst. Sometimes I think they suddenly decided to read my profile all the way through and saw something that they didn't like. But wouldn't reading someone's profile be the first thing you do before replying to them?
I've gotten a reply from every single guy I've ever messaged, even straight ones that I messaged for completely bullshit reasons like pointing out a typo in their profile. I even tried pretending to be a girl on the site to see what it was like and while there was a higher volume of messages, I still had no problem replying to every one personally (after reading their full profile), and these were detailed responses where I indicated interest in every guy (since I also wanted to see how they were acting). If I had stuck to simple "not interested because X" responses then responding to everyone would have been trivially easy. I guess I find the laziness a bit rude. So I'm wondering if it's just rudeness or if women just view it differently. Of course cynical people say that it's just for them to get attention online but surely all women can't feel that way.
d4e8e3 No.66056
>>66054
because you're not being yourself you dipshit
703c9d No.66063
>>66031
>>66032
I took this
>>65982
>i hope you understand the effort it takes to become a "player" right, as opposed to be just a slut
and this
>>65973
>post about men and women and reproduction and fucking a lot
>i for one feel strongly disgusted by a woman who's had dozens and dozens of partners
where you focus directly on sluts being "disgusting" and completely skip over guys, to mean that you were being defensive while simultaneously hypocritical. If you aren't a player and find them disgusting, why do you care how much extra effort it takes for guys to score?
I'm not surprised you automatically assume any female who posts is a "depraved slut" as that does tend to be the automatic assumption (or hope) of the internet but it's really immature and honestly, funny and sad that's the first place that you go when you feel threatened.
The so-called strawman arguments I'm presenting are based on your attitude, the points you find important, and general sentence structure. If you want to make a statement and discuss that, you should be sure of the point you want to make and go at it directly.
>remember that there can't be sex unless the woman first agrees to have sex, otherwise if the man forces the woman it's a rape
It can't be sex unless both people are consenting. Rape can go both ways. It's (again) mostly social stigma and evolutionary advantages that make it less likely to happen and get reported.
>>66040
Yeah, you should probably stop trying to fuck family. If you stick to the first bitch, you might get anal eventually. It takes work but I've heard it's worth it.
>>66054
Nice ID.
Be more forthcoming, as in ask them for a date sooner. Show some interest in actually meeting them and if they blow you off after you ask once, try asking again and extend it a week or two. Suggest something possibly fun and during the wait time between making the date and going, keep the conversation going. Ask her about herself, share funny stories, talk about jobs, and make them go back to read your profile again by being interesting. Even if there's something they aren't 100% on, they might overlook it because you seem so nice and interested in them.
The ones who stop replying randomly probably were also talking to someone else and decided to go on a date with that person. It's likely not you being the issue; their attention is immediately elsewhere. It is rude but because it's the internet, people can easily brush that off.
000000 No.66065
>>66056
I am being myself. I've just tried emphasizing different aspects of myself. I've also tried emphasizing none in particular.
>>66063
This is good advice except for that I mostly wasn't talking to people that I was planning on meeting up with any time soon (since I don't really have any geographic requirements).
>The ones who stop replying randomly probably were also talking to someone else
This is a good point and probably true. Can't be helped
tfw no gf is a lonely road.
445c9b No.66066
>>66065
Eh, people don't really treat conversations over the internet like they should anymore.
I.E an actual conversation. Sometimes people just don't want to respond for whatever reason.
I'm guilty of this myself sometimes.
But yeah, if you're having an actual conversation, or at least trying to, straight up not responding when you know someone is talking to you is one of the rudest things you can do.
My Mom does that IRL actually and part of why I hardly shoot the shit with her is because it's such a pain in the ass to have a back and forth since she'll just not say anything if she has nothing to say.
I feel similar logic can be applied to online, with people not having anything to say and thinking it's okay to just not say anything in return.
I don't really know how to help you out broski, the times I try to get into contact with people I just fucking call them because I'd rather not deal with the texting bullshit.
I mean not seeing messages is a legit thing that can happen since it's happened to myself numerous times.
>I am being myself
Maybe you just suck.
703c9d No.66067
>>66065
>I mostly wasn't talking to people that I was planning on meeting up with any time soon (since I don't really have any geographic requirements).
Then the likelihood that they're talking to someone else who lives nearby and has actual potential for a irl follow-up is much larger. They probably don't see it (you and them) going anywhere so exerting effort into continuing conversation seems pointless even if it is rude.
Try women who are closer to your physical location. Even if you don't meet up soon, the potential would still exist and it would be a big factor in maintaining their interest. I mean, unless you're filthy rich and can afford to randomly drive/fly out to meet a random online chick, not having geographic requirements is highly unlikely to help you. A greater selection, sure, but in terms of realistic positive outcomes, the odds are not in your favor.
000000 No.66068
>>66066
>Maybe you just suck.
I might just suck to women then. I have no problem entertaining males with conversation, especially when we share hobbies.
>>66067
This is good advice, but these weren't general purpose dating sites that I was on. They were specialized ones for various Internet and other subcultures, etc., and most people actually did not list their location or did not do so very accurately.
703c9d No.66074
>>66068
Gotcha. Then I can't give you any real advice since forums tend to vary wildly in terms of socializing expectations. I guess the people you were talking to didn't put much worth into making friends. There's not much you can do about that.
9f090e No.66077
Wiz here…kinda I'm probably only a failed normie cause I get lonely sometimes and true wizards don't.
I have gynophobia, social anxiety, and can't get /fit/ despite 3+ hours of exercise 5 days a week. Still not happy as wiz despite magical powers.
Should I kill myself? I should probably kill my simply for posting here on succubi board but you're all dudes anyway.
I'm such a simp beta .
I dream about being able to have fun taking a girl to dinner and movie.
I kinda used to do that with my father but he died I haven't really talked to anyone since.
I offered to a bunch of women though dating apps but they never respond.
I'm thinking about trying the gay apps…but I feel it would be weird.
I don't want sex. I'm just tired only conversing with myself.
I think I might be more motivated on getting a job and stuff but I don't really see the point when the extent of my social relations is typing to other anons.
Why isn't assisted suicide legal? It be so much easier if I didn't have to worry about a painful death and could donate my organs. I donate blood. I would also like to sell of various body parts so my finances would be better but it is sadly illegal.
So now that I'm open and honest all you females hate me, right?
I'm never suppose to show weakness but what do I do when I'm the living embodiment of weakness and I'm pathologically honest?
I have a problem with a lot of women especially in my town cause most seem to religious or use churches as a social club. Why do so many women believe weird things?
I hate Christians. They recently tried to talk about being a older male virgin but they only wanted to use me as a model of nice life is when you wait.
When I tried explained how much it sucked not being able to have normal relationships they stopped talking to me.
I tried a paid dating site once the girl just took my money and left. My mana shield is apparently now so powerful that I can't pay women to talk to me. Even though I kinda knew it would happen it still kinda hurt.
Why status and powerful so important to you females that you can't even stand talking to someone who you deem beneath you?
Am I wrong in thinking that all women hate or will come to hate me because I'm not ambitious and very plain?
I fear that women don't actually like men but only tolerate men when they are getting something from them.
For me women are like poison Roses. I know if I try and touch one I'll die from the poison thrones but I delighted by their presence even as their scent slowly kills me. Eventually, my reason takes over and I leave.
Does this fear make me a misogynist?
When I'm out by myself exercising in a park or walking down the street women hide their children and avert their eyes. I even have women threaten to call police to have me removed from a public park.
I don't understand why my existence seems to offend women.
I think it might be the way I move my body. I have had some people say I move strangely.
What else could be wrong?
I'm sorry for the rambling but I couldn't resist asking questions.
b3619c No.66079
>>66077
>Should I kill myself?
yes lol
935062 No.66082
Why do you all like dominant types?
I'm a Fetlife user and set my profile to dom for a week, got 50+ messages
b67c8f No.66094
>>66082
Eh, I think most women do actually. It's probably biological. I personally am dominant and prefer a submissive partner (and I do prefer other females) but I suppose that I'm not typical in that way.
I wouldn't sign up for FetLife to find a male partner. BDSM with a male partner is something I'd want between me and a boyfriend, not a hookup. Beind dominated… I think it comes from women wanting to be fucked hard. A lot of women love rough sex. The most common paraphilia in women is hybristophilia, attraction to violent criminals. I get it. Violence is exciting, some women convert this emotional excitement into sexuality. That is my theory anyway.
703c9d No.66100
>>66077
Ever tried a therapist and anti-anxiety meds?
If you're exercising 5 days a week and failing, you're doing something very wrong somewhere. Are you tracking your calorie intake?
I can't tell you whether you should kill yourself. Everyone has that option. I'm not a dude but I've been told I act like one because I don't give a shit.
Assisted suicide isn't legal because it's a legal nightmare.
Why would I hate you? I've known wizards before and they were alright (with one exception but he was a douche.)
If you're legitimately interested in dudes, try homosexuality. Don't do it out of desperation or boredom or the feeling of futility. There's no way that would end positively for anyone. If you want friends, join a social or activity group. I'm sure you know what other wizards are interested in.
Having a job would help every problem you're experiencing. Women like guys with jobs. Jobs keep us busy and earn money which can be spent on having fun and meeting people. All of that helps people be healthy.
To meet more non-religious ladies, do online dating. Women don't believe weird things; religious people do. It's really no more common in women than it is in men. You're clearly talking to the wrong kind of women.
Don't do paid dating. It's all a scam.
It's evolutionary that women are attracted to power. The modern attitude is mostly social influence rather than animalistic but it's still there. Don't blame us for whatever snobby bitches you've been talking to. I'm at least a polite person.
If you think women will hate you, you'll act as though they already do, and then they will. We actually can smell the fear and negativity. Build some confidence, dude. I think the fear makes you human but seriously, it's not until you embrace it and blame us for your problem that it's mysogynistic.
…Are you like extraordinarily ugly or something? Do you have pedophile face? It could be the internalized negative self-worth and all that shit affecting the way you carry yourself and for some reason, they interpret that to be foreign/dangerous/creepy/etc.
>>66082
I'm a sadomasochist and my boyfriend's a sadist who I like to hurt because it makes him mad and he reacts really well.
The only reason I joined Fetlife was to post in groups and discuss things. The few people I met when I was active on there I never intended to meet in person.
>>66094
I agree with your theory.
e8a5a3 No.66104
Oh, wow. This board is still a thing. Cool. I remember asking a couple questions here back when it was top 25 and there was drama with /pol/. Questions about the wonderful woman I'm with, who I wasn't with at the time. Thanks for your advice way back then.
Anyway I suppose I come mostly out of desperation to fucking do something. I get this really bad need to act or figure out or just anything when I run into problems that I can't get my mind off of.
I uh.. Am not necessarily technically quite an adult. My girlfriend is, she's older than I by about 3-4 years, and she's pretty much bloody perfect. Head-over-heels honeymoon for a fair while now.
I might be becoming an adult sometime next year. She might want kids someday far into the future. She's pretty normal and doesn't care much for the fact that I'm younger.
And it all feels so very fucking wrong on fundamental levels that I want to say are beyond me. I'm going to be a fucking adult and I haven't gotten to do anything /ss/ even once. I've always been the youngest of my friends. I've always always always been the youngest one. Next year will be the last time I can fool around with her, myself as youth and her as an adult and she hasn't even entertained the thought of calling me her little boy or something just once and generally speaking thanks to the fact that I don't care about a whole lot and generally don't give a shit I just do whatever she feels like, in bed and otherwise.
Additionally, this woman I'm with said she's pretty much dead set on having kids and I fucking cannot handle that. Thinking about it kills me inside. She's the only reason in the entire world I'd even consider it. I fucking despise kids and hate more than anything the idea of giving up everything fucking fun in life for a little shithead who will ruin everything and break shit and vomit on me and hate me. I'd want to kill it 24/7. I don't think I'm even biologically capable of loving a child because I can't fucking smell and i know for a fact that's a necessary part of male parental instinct.
These thoughts feel wrong like they shouldn't be possible. Like any universe where such a thing as me being an adult and never having been treated like a boy by the woman I love can't exist. It'd be a complete and total abomination. Any version of me that'd be alright with never being anything other than just a regular man with her, nevermind a fucking father, wouldn't be me. I'd be dead, I'd have been tortured and finished off by the fucker who'd be strolling around in my corpse with my girlfriend and whose very existence mocks everything I was and that I wanted.
It feels pretty bloody bad to be making a blog out of an image board but I really need to talk about this or find something about this or do something and she won't be awake for many hours yet. I suppose there must be some people here who actually like giving advice and figuring out peoples' problems so I hope me spilling my guts out here isn't all bad.
It sounds completely retarded summing it up like this and it probably all is but I don't want to grow up, /fem/. Some input might help.
e25091 No.66122
>>66104
Why do you claim you're head-over-heels for her? What makes you think there aren't any other girls out there who are like her or better than her? Do you share hobbies and life goals with her? To me it looks like you're afraid of being left alone and not being able to catch up.
You're about to make an immensely retarded decision that will fuck up at least the next 20 years of your life for a girl who's going to get old and bitter either way. Are you sure you want to do this?
Get your shit straight and tell her children are a deal breaker for you. You don't want to regret your retarded horny teenager choice 30 years from now. Those who go "children are a blessing xD" either were dead set on it from the beginning or are just deluding themselves into filtering out the being shit and vomited on because there's no turning back.
Sorry if I come off as being edgy but you really need to get your shit together before you regret it.
e8a5a3 No.66133
>>66122
Just an an update, she's now said she could be happy without kids, and we /ss/'d.
I say I'm head over heels for her because she's fucking flawless. That's not to say she's, idk, rich, busty, ultra sexy, or some shit like that, I genuinely don't care or think about or want any of that because she's just so goddamn reasonable and kind all the time about everything. She's always good at talking things out, and that only shows on the rare occasion that we don't just plain get along and agree. We're not incompatible in any way at all, as far as I know yet. She doesn't have any special snowflake mental bullshit, or thank god any actual illnesses. I've always, always, always been able to trust her completely about anything and everything, she's open and honest, she's sensible about everything ever.
We don't share life goals outside of niether of us wanting much of anything. Niether of us want to be big-shot money-making successful career people or anything, and niether of us want to be with one. We both game during pretty much all of our free time - and most of when she works, too. She seems untouched by SJW dyed hair bullshit, and mostly doesn't care about most things people go into a tizzy over. Hell, in general, she just doesn't really care about whatever it is one might ask about - she'd never say that outright and she'd talk about it with you anyway, but it'd still be pretty clear. But she cares about me, somehow, and the reason I say somehow is one of the major reasons I know she'd never cheat. I'd rather not get more personal than that, but that.. Means a lot to someone who feels like cheating is literally the worst thing that can happen to anyone, worse than death or real rape or anything of the sort, and even though I know that's crazy objectively, she thinks the same way.
She doesn't have.. Problems. There's no character flaw. If I absolutely had to pick something to call a flaw, with a gun to my head, the only thing I think I could bullshit up is that she's too nice to everyone, and I think I might only think that because I just plain remove people I think are no good from my life.
I couldn't tell her kids are a deal breaker because even though I'd hate the living shit out of them every day of my life, it would be worth it because I'd get to be with her.
27721d No.66147
Is 6.5 inches really enough? I've read comments of girls who only accept guys with 8+ inch dicks, this is in europe
703c9d No.66154
>>66133
Dude, if she was so gung-ho to have kids and then suddenly has changed her mind, it's very likely that she's doing the opposite of what you were going to do. She's giving up kids to keep you. When the day comes when she regrets that decision, she will resent you. Also your relationship sounds way to perfect. Literally everyone has flaws and the ability to see them in the person you're with and work through them is what makes a relationship strong. This whole "she's so perfect and we fit together so well" thing will not last.
That combined with how quickly she changed her mind, it's likely she's being submissive and ignoring whatever issues because she wants to keep the lovey-dovey shit perfect. Head-over-heels is a phase and having kids or not is a serious life decision. You want opposite things and either someone has to sacrifice and risk regretting it later on or you find someone who wants the same things in life. You say you don't have goals. This is what a goal looks like.
>>66147
A woman's vagina at rest is 3-4" deep. Anything further than that is it stretching. Personally, I guess I'm sensitive but the bigger the dick, the more likely I'll feel like someone's stabbing me in the stomach and have to stop. My bf's is about 6" and it's great. It's only hurt once so far and that was doggie-style at a weird angle.
7d70a7 No.66165
>>66154
Quick question from one woman to another - what do you get out of sex if it *doesn't* hurt at least a little?
703c9d No.66167
>>66165
I like generally really like pain but if a guy's too big, it literally feels like my uterus is being stabbed with a knife over and over. Biting? Yes. Slapping? Yes. Choking? YES. Hell, I'd let him cut me if he wanted to. Shanking me in the ovaries? No, thanks. Like hitting your head on the wall when he's drilling you, it's not a good pain.
ce8a37 No.66178
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Like dogs, women need to be led. They *want* to be led. In fact, though they will never admit it, women want to be owned by their men. (I loved that he was so powerful I was nothing. – O on her lover)
Like dogs, women will walk all over you if you let them.
Like dogs, women will test you for your alpha status the moment you show weakness. There’s nothing dogs and women loathe more than being adrift in a non-hierarchical relationship. They both need to slip comfortably behind you in an established pecking order. It is there they find deep, true happiness and contentment.
Like dogs, women need to be trained. Shit tests are essentially a woman telling you “Please train me to respect you.” Oblige her.
Like dogs, women respond best to strong verbal and nonverbal commands. If you stare down a dog, it will always turn away first, if it recognizes your authority. Women will do the same.
Like dogs, women will eventually take to the leash, metaphorical or literal.
Like dogs, women want to be told to roll over.
13aece No.66185
28091b No.66186
Is it unrealistic to hope for a masculine woman that's attracted to feminine men?
703c9d No.66192
>>66178
Are you serious or are you jacking it while you read this to yourself? It sounds like 50 Shades of Grey met The Dog Whisperer.
>>66186
No, but be prepared that any of them that you hit on irl or online might very well be a lesbian. If they're bi or bi-leaning though the femininity might help you.
89780b No.66307
>>66147
post yfw you realize a woman's perception of a man's penis is entirely in her head and is just some arbitrary and definitely inflated number depending on how attracted she is
an "8 inch penis" is the average sized penis of an actually attractive man. if it were really 8 inches he would bottom out and sex would be pretty awful.
5362fd No.66349
So I'm 22 and a kissless virgin, not because of ugliness, a fair few girls have been interested, but because I'm such a pleb that I always end up convincing myself that they're not interested then finding out they really were and I was just being in denial.
It's just I don't see how a girl would be interested, so I convince myself they aren't. Unless it's so blatant even *I* can't deny it, I end up doing this denial shit.
I don't wanna be a KV any more. But I can't bring myself to try on the basis that most relationships never last more than a year or two, and the way I see it; If it doesn't last, then everything invested into that relationship was a total waste of time and resources.
Should I just a hooker and be done with it or what? I'm still a KV at 22 and it's entirely my own fault because of low self esteem and I just can't bring myself to ask the girl out when one's interested.
don't even know what to do from here tbh, the idea of being 30 and a KV terrifies me at the same time
85ecd7 No.66392
>>66349
it depends, what do you want?
if you just want to sleep with someone, does it matter how long it lasts? just do it.
if you want a relationship, you should assume that it will last. if it's worth your and your partner's time, it'll last. if it's not, it won't.
even if it doesn't work out, what have you lost?
in my opinion, the experience is always worth the time spent in it and the pain of losing it.
a504c1 No.66417
What happens to boobs when they go into water? Do they float?
85ecd7 No.66435
b505b7 No.66438
Does it feel weird to wear a pad?
d77bf3 No.66443
>>66438
how do women wear pads?
095e02 No.66466
>>56975
> prelude to intercourse, of both the sexual and non sexual natures
what is non-sexual intercourse?
095e02 No.66467
>>66417
real ones float because they are mostly made of fat, which is less dense than water. fake ones are filled with saline or silicone, which are both denser than water, so fake tits will sink. when in doubt, invite her for a swim.
095e02 No.66469
ladies, how often on average do you masturbate?
2b4848 No.66515
Hello. I have a question.
I am married. I also have a female friend who I'm very attracted to, and she is attracted to me. There's no doubt here because she "insisted" on making out with me before I got married.
She and her boyfriend recently broke up. She's had a lot of bad luck with men over the years, and she's sad, frustrated, and also "ridiculously horny" (her words.)
I would have already been shagging her senseless, but of course… I'm married. And no it's not an open relationship.
It's not just that I want to bang this friend of mine, I honestly want to comfort her. It's just that I have no doubt that if I went to her place we'd end up making out hardcore, and at the very least we'd swap oral. And if we just met at a bar we'd end up back at her place.
Wat do
2b4848 No.66516
>>56975
Dancing involves exposure to the sort of music that is played at places people go to go dancing. I would rather spend four hours having dental work done.
44dcdc No.66518
Ladies I request your perspective and opinion of my current relationship situation.
I'm dating someone who is going through a difficult period atm. She basically has no friends and the few close people who are in her life, their relationships have or are in the process of breaking apart. Her boss whom she respects is not well and he too is in the process of divorce. Growing up she was sexually and psychologically abused by various male family members and her father had just been released for prision. She has said so herself she doesn't know how to love and i dont think she loves herself. She is fiercly independent and lives alone with a few animals. She is feeling very sad and bitter lately and being asked not to return to a gym she was trialing has only made her feel rejected and judged.
So during the course of our relationship we have fought over petty shit. I may have caused some of the fights but it seems as if she is looking for reasons to fight. She will ask for my opinion on a subject and not liking what i say it leads to a fight. Once i disagreed with a statistic she mentioned and that lead to a fight that i always had to be right and i thiught she was dumb.
Anyway the last 3 days especially she has been very negative towards me and has resorted to name calling me too. The fights have been more petty than ever and she has been extremely unreasonable and has accused me of being and doing things i have not done that aren't necessary in the situation. I've spoken to her about this and how we've made each other feel and why. She says she is being a buge bitch lately and that its due to all this stuff happening in her life. I say thats no excuse to treat someone who cares about you such a bad way and she agrees. I know i can be a sarcastic asshole sometimes but ive honestly tried to be supportive and help her. Maybe the type of help isnt what she wants. Maybe it isnt even helping but i say and do these things with best intentions. I ask if she needs help with things and she says no. The one time i dont ask she gets pissed. And then when i am helping it isnt good enough.
I don't really know what im asking here but she is pushing me away with all this. I do understand times are tough but i dont think im being a cunt by expecting to be treated with decency. Am i being unreasonable ir is she? I do care for her but i have felt that she is being emotionally manipulative. Then she accuses me of the things i think that she's the one doing. I don't know if I'm being insensitive towards her or what.
I need some other perspectives please.
4d0b03 No.66533
>>66515
Tell your wife to invite her to the next social gathering at your house. Also tell your wife you think the girl wants to jump your bones, and ask her to chase the girl off.
>>66518
You need to quietly listen and give support to her, to help her through her rough patch.
However, nothing says you can't go out and have fun with your friends for most of the day, to minimize the time she has to hurt you.
Honesly, I don't expect you to do for her what I'd do for my friends. It can be hard to listen to someone when they're being insane and unreasonable, but understand that she doesn't mean it. She's hurting, and looking to lash out.
If you want things to work out, don't fight her. Ask her to talk, and simply listen to her fears. Support her and comfort her.
But like I said, I don't expect you to do that. You'd have to be incredibly strong to remain patient through all that abuse. My real advice to you is: Hide as much as you can, so she can't lash out at you. If the problem persists long term, consider breaking up, but I hope you can weather the short term together.
d32f0e No.66722
304e87 No.66739
85ecd7 No.66741
>>57187
i'd choose a skinny guy that can fight if he'll spar with me and maybe teach me how to fight too.
preferably a martial artist (i.e. oriental styles)
i'm not too interested in boxing or those kinds of sports
muscular who can't fight would be cute too though, especially if he was cuddly.
(even more so if he was willing to wrestle with me)
(even more so if i could win occassionally because of better technique)
it's a difficult decision though, because i don't like skinny guys as much.
i want hugs to feel comfortable, and for that you need more than just bones.
85ecd7 No.66742
>>57402
eh, i don't think about it much
if you don't think relationships are worth the risk, that's your choice to make
but do you secretly want to be in a relationship
do you think you could be happy in a relationship (if the other person was someone you liked)?
if you do, then i don't think you should give up
like others have said, if you never try, you'll never succeed, which would be a shame
just maybe don't get too invested in anyone until you're sure that they're sane
anyway, this is just my opinion
you can do whatever you want
choosing not to date doesn't really affect the women you don't date in the slightest
85ecd7 No.66743
>>57884
what other people have said
+ it's awesome listening to them play :3
85ecd7 No.66744
>>58761
i don't think that there's anything wrong with wanting to change
just understand that it'll probably take time and a lot of effort
like >>58751 said, they probably have more experience
so get some experience
if you're too nervous to flirt, then just get used to talking to them
alternatively, you could try to be blunt and just say that you like them
that might make it easier to flirt by comparison
idk if i'm a good source though :/
i cant say that i have flirted with anyone before
85ecd7 No.66747
>>60973
cuteness
not just in how they look, though that's a huge plus
and i'm not talking about feminine cuteness
i love tall, slightly chubby guys who look cute
more than that, it kills me when they act cute
i can't resist shy guys :3
85ecd7 No.66748
>>60973
>>66747
dislike would probably be cockiness
6932ff No.66763
QUESTION
First-time poster from /pol/ here, hope this is the right thread.
What physical traits & character traits in a woman would make you want to be like her?
We're working on a meme, it's a male/female duo. The man is supposed to be aspirational for other men (someone who men want to be like) and the woman is supposed to be aspirational for other women.
But since /pol/ is mostly a sausage-fest, I've come here for advice on the second part.
One caveat:
They both need to be regular folks. ie: the man will be a regular working class guy, same with the woman. Not some multi-millionare power-couple or anything like that.
3416b9 No.66766
>>66763
You'll probably get a bunch of different answers but I look up to women who people are able to depend on, you know? Like when you're a kid and you look up to your mom because she always picks you up from school on time no matter how busy it is, she never seems to forget to get your clothes washed for the next week, she always seem to be on the ball when it comes to knowing how you feel about things, your dad always seems to be able to rely on her for things outside of the normal routine, she always manages to wake on on Christmas with your presents and still manage to cook dinner. Of course, it doesn't need to just be housewife stuff. The same thing could apply to a working mom too. But I thought that was a better example. It's nice to be able to be depended on, or at least I think so.
85ecd7 No.66770
>>66763
i guess confidence
i look up to women who have skills that i lack, and i can't talk to people to people i dont know for shit, so there's that
i guess that's a very specific example
i can only speak for myself
85ecd7 No.66771
>>63684
i'd pick the cactus, because that sounds cute :3
0e82fd No.66775
>>66771
I'd pick the cactus if he let me borrow it <3
ccae80 No.66800
>>65978
>>65963
Update: She never wrote back. Oh well.
*shrugs*
86b9a2 No.66803
>>57373
>non PUA sources
Two of those are basically PUA under another name, and one of them asks for your actual money.
You are so full of shit.
e8a5a3 No.66814
How fucked am I if I never, ever want to dominate in bed?
At all, ever, in any way, shape or form. To the point where it makes me go soft and I'd be unable to preform even if I wanted to. Not necessarily always be submissive, but never, not once dominant.
f61cc5 No.66821
>>66178
>>66185
>>66192
Can I butt in here for a little?
>inb4 necro for months old discussion
I have been studying the metaphysics of sex profoundly for at least a year now. I have found that submission derives of the feminine and dominance is descent from the masculine. On the same account, power is female and order is male.
A good example is Chess, where the kings are the underlying reason for any move, but the queens are the ones who can move the most freely.
Of course in nature, every creature comes as a sexual hybrid, and humans are no exception, even despite our apparent dimorphism.
I think it is beneficiary to put at least some emphasis on developing one's internal abilities according to their corporality (the most rigid layer of a person), without losing the naturally opposite-leaning attributes.
How much are women interested in philosophical subjects like this?
ec4285 No.66844
>>66800
As a girl, I'll tell you laughingly that we do these things
Contact her again, if you can manage to do so without stalking. Its attractive when you don't give up.
>>66814
If you get a girl to the point where sex is happening, you can do whatever you want and she'll probably be ok. Its totally fine if you bust out a whip and ask her to use it on you.
You'll lose some, sure, but you'll lose some girls by NOT being super submissive.
>>66821
I'm more interesting in finding a way to discuss this sort of thing, without either going to crazy radfem lengths or sounding like a pol9k edgefag
f61cc5 No.66849
>>66844
>I'm more interesting in finding a way to discuss this sort of thing, without either going to crazy radfem lengths or sounding like a pol9k edgefag
Well, a constructive discussion requires that the participants want to share thoughts, and not shove them down each other's throat.
118d29 No.66851
Any girls in STEM here?
If so, what do you talk about in your group of friends?
With guys it's always work where I am. Sure from time to time we'll make a joke and tell a story but it's almost always work.
also
>tfw live in sweden
>tfw not white
>tfw no women wants contact with me
It's a fucking nightmare to find a conservative girl that just wants to raise a family and live a normal life.
>tfw no qt conservative black gf studying STEM
6ec6c4 No.66856
How do I go about finding a wife?
'm fairly handsome and not a complete asspie, so I don't really have trouble around women. However, I don't want to be a part of the pervasive hookup culture that almost everyone seems to participate in. I genuinely want a woman I can trust, be happy, and grow with, not just someone to fuck. I know decent women who want to get married exist, but how do I tell them apart? Should I join my local Catholic church (Irishman)?
It should be noted that I'm 19, fairly poor, do not intend to go to university, and had sex once when I was 15, but it was awful
843d7c No.66858
>>66856
>19
>finding a wife
wait till you actually have a real income or are done with school
>church
>wife material
don't do that anon
6ec6c4 No.66859
>>66858
I don't see any harm in knowing how to discern which women are interested in getting married and which aren't before I'm completely stable
2aaeae No.66864
>>66858
>specifically waiting till older to find a woman
I mean, I don't into the "all older ladies are used-up old whores!" But there's a hint of truth to it, and besides that, it's possible he wants a virgin (his choice) or just someone both that age and his age.
>>66856
Get into hobbies of some sort. Meet people through there - or just anywhere that does not specifically cater to dating or sex. Really, the tough part is indeed telling shitstains and good women apart, which you just do by getting to know them. Drop anyone who you find out to be a worthless slut.
6ec6c4 No.66870
>>66864
>virgin
I think it's a little unfair to expect to marry a virgin if I'm not one myself
>hobbies
Liftan and anime don't seem like the best way to meet a potential wife, but I was planning on teaching myself gauche painting, which might work. It sounds like what you're really telling me is to just put a significant time and effort into looking
2aaeae No.66875
>>66870
Then don't. Your expectations are up to you.
Don't look specifically for a woman else you'll just find the type of woman who's looking to be found. Just put yourself out there, meet people, do new things - and you'll have a much better chance of coming across the one-in-a-million decent person.
d2ecb2 No.66876
b56586 No.66879
>>66307
This anon is right.
>tfw actually 8 inches and almost every woman says I'm too big and I can only do some sex positions.
b56586 No.66881
>>66009
Dude are you on an all soy diet or something? How are you completely hairless with no muscle?
This is me, I don't even workout mate.
36394f No.66898
Do girls like a bush? Of course I'm asking what kinds of girls would, I know this is preference but what kind of girl would like a bush
Currently have a bush, would probably trim it a bit, but I would never completely shave it
unless it was for a girl I really love
38b846 No.66910
>>57586
I hate "le nurdz culture" everyone's a nerd these days and shows off what they do also feminesim today is a joke they dont even know what they're asking for the core belief is good yeah whatever but its just spiraled out of control.
8d7447 No.66919
>>66898
>what kind of girl would like a bush
Women who like manly men; being hairy is still viewed as manly. Shaved just makes it look like you hasn't gone through puberty yet and it's not like it gets in the way on a man.
b56586 No.66921
>>66919
I've got lots of chest hair, but I shave my balls.
Ball hair is just terrible.
89281e No.66995
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Also, do you sell seashells by the sea shore?
Replies from grills only please.
e59697 No.67008
What shout I do to get my big sister to have sex with me?
e59697 No.67009
f5f0f6 No.67034
How much would it cost a creepy guy to do this to you and sell the videos of it on the internet so old guys can fap
ed5aed No.67042
>>66995
Woodchuck would chuck a stick at best.
>>67008
yes, if she wants too
>>67034
Get someone who's into BDSM in craigslist and ask her price there
703c9d No.67046
Holy fucking shit, this thread still exists?
>tfw my computer is running again and it's been 3 months since this convo
>>66821
Metaphysics? This is basic humanity 101. Our species predominately has 2 sex expressions biologically and with that evolution, so evolved psychological responses that tied into those. It's generally natural for women to feel submissive and men to feel dominant. Obviously some people differ, even within their own experiences and lifetimes. I find sadism or masochism, dominance or submission to change depending on who I'm interacting with. One of my exes was a giant dude and basically my bitch. With my current boyfriend, I find it fun when he holds me down and tells me what to do. Every now and then, we'll switch it up.
I guess what I'm saying is "No shit but…".
>>66898
It's fun until it gets stuck in my teeth, then it's kind of funny and a bit annoying. A trimmed bush is better in that regard.
>>66995
Is there a porn that answers this question? There should be.
I do not sell seashells but I do have some seaweed and pebbles if you catch my drift.
>>67008
From the hentai I've seen, you should take a bath with her or get her drunk.
>>67034
I'd have to discuss it with my bf but odds are $2000, part of the revenue, and my bf gets to watch. Any actual sex stuff would have to be done with the bf.
5ab6fa No.67082
What to do for a shy girl?
It's a shame because she's got all these wonderful qualities and I've left a good impression on her, but she herself has basically stated that she doesn't know how to display attraction.
I'm slowly working my way toward her, but how do I get her to open up? I'm very honest about my own feelings and I know how to avoid being a creep, but she's very uncomfortable with the concept of sexuality or anything like that.
She knows she's sheltered but she has these mental blocks to get past because her parents are slave drivers.
Should I just wait for her to solve this on her own or hope that we can tear down some walls?
2aaeae No.67086
>>67082
what the fuck is wrong with you
Don't try to changeh er, she sounds literally fucking perfect. She doesn't need to "tear down" any fucking walls. Just continue to grow close to her and she'll let you into them. Those walls are good things that protect people and relationships.
c2ea4d No.67103
>>67086
How is there anything wrong with me if I asked for advice so I DON'T mess up? I haven't done anything bad to her.
I don't want to make her someone else, and relax, I have taken the natural route and it's going fine.
7b44ff No.67109
Sorry to hijack the thread, but this is how you can see the captcha; from /tech/.
acbc30 No.67126
>>66881
i just shave mostly
146fdc No.67128
>>66178
>ow the edge
Humans are inherently hierarchical its not that women are like dogs its that humans are essentially animals with very large packs. Even "Alpha" males usually have males they idolize or follow its not inherently a sexual thing.
de28b3 No.67156
Dunno if this is the right place to answer but I think it's better than doing a thread.
My sister have an ovarian cyst. It's a little big and it is supposed to go in her next menstruation. I'm kind of worries.
>What should I do if it hurts a lot once it's out?
>What should I do in general?
>Can she have sex? Will it hurt or something?
de28b3 No.67157
>>67156
Shit, my autism and my broken english.