fe8ef4 No.57006
How many other posters here didn't like to play with baby dolls as a little girl? Or if you're one of the male souls haunting the board, did you not like sports or wrestling toys or whatever?
I just always fucking hated them and the concept. Even then, I thought to myself, "this is bullshit, I'm fucking 6 why am I supposed to want to take care of a baby?" 20 years later I still don't want to, but it's just disturbing to me that these toys exist.
I didn't really do the Barbie thing either, I lost all their clothes so I could take them into the tub, made them basically have what were essentially orgies and eventually switched Barbie and Aladdin's head.
My favorite toys were just dinosaurs and animal toys, I had a whole collection of dog breeds, marine life, anything that had to do with animals. There were virtually no dragon toys back then at all.
2f309b No.57009
Male. Wrestling was always retarded, but always played with toy soldiers, toy guns, knights, etc. My favorite shit were construction and science sets. I once got a Barbie as a gag gift as a kid, it was some sort of baking edition. Me and my brother made all of the cookies, and then discarded her.
725442 No.57018
I had mountains of plush toys aswell as toy cars
My plush toys were my best friends and Spot the Dog was my favourite
I was pretty tight with Sooty and Sweep too dude
We were always burning rubber on those felt car mats y'know
I said so many things to all my plush toys that I said to no one else and made them soggy with tears all the time
725442 No.57019
Also little toy animal figures sound like the best thing to just generally give children because animals are nice and really normal and probably help learning a lot
fe8ef4 No.57023
>>57009>toy soldiers, toy guns, knightsAw. I wish I had some sense of solidarity with humanity, then I maybe wouldn't focus on animals as much. I guess I always saw that people were shit.
>>57018After I saw Toy Story I felt bad about every toy I neglected and made sure they weren't face down on the floor or under the bed anymore. And I'll be honest, I was too old to be having those feels.>>57019It definitely teaches them about biology, and biology is the most wondeful thing.
fe8ef4 No.57024
>>57023>I guess I always saw that people were shit.Not being snarky, I really do want to see some light at the end of the tunnel sometime.
47a8d9 No.57049
Never cared for dolls. My favorite toys were my stuffed animals and Pokemon/Hamtaro figurines.
c92fce No.57115
Male anon here. The amount of money my parents must have spent on me.
Legos were the go to. Mostly built castles and spaceships. I got pretty handy with the moving parts and rope pieces.
Stuffed animals, it's embarassing but I had over 100 of the shits.
>>57023If one of mine missed an eye or something I had to take special care of it, or else I'd feel guilty.
And barbies were a thrill if I could ever get my hands on one. Finding a case of those with all their outfits was intimidating to say the least.
Guess I had some transformers, and video game action figures. And other stuff If I wanted to ramble on.
Finding a bucket full of old fast foot kids meal's toys is just pathetic.
Had a whole tub of bath toys, truly the life of a prince. One of them was some huge talking duck, no idea how that passed safety standards.
< Little Asian boy sold separately.
e14ad5 No.57130
>>57006>be my 4th birthday party>parents invited a fucktonne of kids from kindy that I barely even knew>little boy gives me present>open it>it's a barbie in a yellow dress>barbies are boring, can't stand yellow>absolutelydisgusting.jpg.gif.avi>what's wrong, Anon?>blurt out, "i don't like it, it's yucky">parents whop my ass for being rude>still probably my happiest birthday to date. okay i was a little shit, but tldr; barbies/dolls were a very disappointing gift.
Loved the shit outta legos and jigsaw puzzles tho. I still liked some gril things, like those puffy dresses/skirts that flare out when you spin around in circles - amusement fo' days mang.
03a8e7 No.57136
your inner SJW is showing.
c92fce No.57137
>>57136Why do you think I didn't bring this guy up?
696ea1 No.57148
>>57006I am a male and I've always hated wrestling toys and action figures. Never liked sports either.
I did get into computers and model cars/trains though.
6ca92c No.57152
I hated both baby dolls and action figures. They made no fucking sense to me.
The best toys are action toys such as baking stoves and various house play sets, or creative toys, such as play doh, lego etc.
My kid older sister never even touched toys, she had fun by drawing things.
fe8ef4 No.57160
>>57136Ew no. Fuck off with that.
>>57117Huh. I was gonna quit drinking today too. Today is a good day.
c92fce No.57458
>>57160You should really do that for yourself. I just quit 2 addictions cold turkey, got me cucked, but now I have a 3rd.
caffed No.57507
I had a few dolls I was gifted for birthdays by kids who hardly knew me. They took part in wars with my action figures.
628141 No.57509
Dolls didn't do it for me. I liked stuffed animals and trucks and picture books with pretty illustrations. I was like, totally obsessed with this book about dinosaurs and this other alphabet one with vegetables and fruits. I wasn't good and playing with my toys though. I would try, but then I'd just play out weird scenarios where all my rabbit toys had run out of food and had to eat one of their own to survive. They chose Bugs and ate him alive
caffed No.57510
>>57509I had a dinosaur book too! And a human body one, and a space one. I still have the space one. It's called Space Encyclopedia.
628141 No.57514
>>57510Fucking dinosaurs are the shit. All kids love animals though. I used to work at the LCS and I could hook like every little kid, boy or girl, on Chi's Sweet Home and My Little Pony. Little kids love pretty drawings and animals.
417011 No.58820
They just didn't interest me. What are you supposed to do with them? I liked Playmobil and Beanie Babies.
417011 No.58825
Did swami just get rid of fun flags?>>57009My brother and I would always play fight/wrestle. Not punching and kicking; more locks and such.
>>57507I got barbies as gifts from acquaintances too. I tortured my barbies, mummified them, turned one into a zombie, and otherwise used them in ways not intended.
>>57115>Stuffed animals, it's embarassing but I had over 100 of the shits.Did anyone not have >100?
why?Lego is god-tier. My brother and I would always build barracks and tanks and stuff.
417011 No.58826
>>58825False alarm. Flags still exist. 165c55 No.58827
I was only allowed to have barbies and stuffed animals growing up and my parents would yell at me if I stole my brother's toys so I would make the barbies and stuffed animals rape, murder, and eat each other. So much better than legos/cars/video games.
e039a1 No.58838
I had a Baby Born. I would make it piss. Honestly why do they make a doll that pisses?
45acfe No.58843
Female here. I hated dolls and thought they were creepy. I suffered from night terrors a lot, so waking up to see some small creature staring at you in the night didn't help at all. So when my mother would buy me dolls, I would give them to my sister, who ended up having a huge collection of Barbies because of that.
I remember really wanting Hot Wheels, but since my mother refused to get me 'boys toys', I never got them.
Still, I was quite easy to please so my stuffed bears and farm set made me happy enough.
037d2c No.58847
I think OPs picture is pretty funny. I also had a bunch of toy cars and a big parking house to play with. So I always played "family" with the cars. I assigned what cars are girls and boys and which are the kid cars.
But mostly I only played with plush toys.
c92fce No.58852
<I had this nightmare.
Parents would get me figures like an alien from the movie alien…and an alien from Independence day. Horrific things, they all went in the basement then I couldn't go in the basement.
I should never have watched Fire in the Sky as a child.
>>58825It was more like over 200, but I've got a reputation to keep.
Don't even get me started on the logistics of Lego building.
471ffc No.58863
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
sure y'all have
sims is essentially a virtual dollhouse
037d2c No.58868
>>58863Aaaw yis the memories
I wish I could get Sims to work on a Win 7 computer
b4019d No.58875
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Genderqueer bisexual masterrace here. When I was a little girl, I used to always sneak out a pair of scissors and cut my doll's hair and then my own hair. I also liked to play with trucks, guns, and liked to dress up in macho men's apparel. I always liked boy-short hair. I've even fucked up my mom's and sister's hair while they were sleeping and got punished for it. Back in those days, I used to try schlitzing to scenes of men/women getting their hair cut in movies/tv/pictures and would actively look up barbershop and hair fetish sites online. I now fap exclusively to sexy men and women getting their hair buzzed off into a short masculine military style.
037d2c No.58881
>>58875>Genderqueer bisexualWe don't especially like people like you around here.
d9bf61 No.58903
>>57115
>legos>stuffed animalsare you me, anon? that was practically my entire childhood, along with star wars figures. my mom didn't like that i enjoyed wrestling so i didn't have any figures but my friend did so i got to play with them at his house.