e1dafe No.57428
“Hold on to the sink,” he orders and pulls my hips back again, like he did in the playroom, so I’m bending down.
He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string… what! And… a gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy fuck. Sweet mother of all… Jeez. And then he’s inside me… ah! Skin against skin… moving slowly at first… easily, testing me, pushing me… oh my. I grip on to the sink, panting, forcing myself back on him, feeling him inside me. Oh the sweet agony… his hands clasp my hips. He sets a punishing rhythm - in, out, and he reaches around and finds my clitoris, massaging me… oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken.
“That’s right, baby,” he rasps as he grinds into me, angling his hips, and it’s enough to send me flying, flying high.
e1dafe No.57429
Movie is directed by this lady who is clearly Bojack horseman with a wig
ce3d09 No.57438
>>57429>bojack horseman with a wigI fucking laughed hard at that. GGWP
9cbf73 No.57552
>mom got a copy of that
>bird uses it as nesting material
At least somebody enjoyed it.
5564db No.57555
Is that an actual excerpt from the book? Doesn't sound very sexy. Horrible prose.
Not that I'm surprised. Remember that the writer started out in the fan-fiction community, and 50 Shades was originally written as an erotic fan-fic based on Twilight.
52a1c5 No.57589
A friend on facebook said that "Grey raises the standards of all women." Then the thought of a 50 shades of grey body pillow popped into my head, and how I could make millions.
93d684 No.57668
8e7d6f No.57776
That was shit writing. I've written better porn than this.
e1dafe No.57956
Made $30 million last night
It will probably make even more today
e5c3e0 No.58018
>>57428I hope that's not from the actual book. Holy fuck, even some greentext erotica is better written than this.
75fd90 No.58155
>>58018Some greentext erotica is actually pretty damn good.
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c72644 No.58246
>>57428>pulls my tamponwut?