94a905 No.57485
I've never had a relationship with a lady outside a computer. All the girls I've had a relationship with have always had a weird fetish for my hands and it has always made me feel uncomfortable. I felt like i was being made fun of.
I also noticed that a lot of women are into the whole "I'll call you daddy and act like I'm an under aged, possibly retarded, little girl." thing and the "make out with me while i have your cum in my mouth" scenario.
Can you explain yourselves? what's hot about hands, (i have provided an image of some hands) and what's up with all the licking you guys want to do?
>TL;DR: ITT we discuss woman fetishes. We all know there are some weird things guys are into, but I'm willing to bet girls are even bigger sexual weirdos.
73fdc4 No.57491
Hands are one of the most testosterone-influenced features on the entire human body. Size, volume, thickness, bone density, meatiness, everything. Even the relative lengths of the fingers are intensely and strongly related to your testosterone level. Digit ratio is also strongly correlated to how likely a man is to be heterosexual.
20a394 No.57527
Are those your hands, OP? If so - they're lovely.
Outside of my foot-fetish, I've a soft spot for stomachs on men. Often times I've been in a situation where a boy accidently reveals some of his torse and I cannot help but blush like a ninny.
You know; when they lift their arms up to reach something and it pulls their shirt up. there's those muscles, those 'fuck muscles'. Mmm they're wonderful.
3a3496 No.57530
I like force. Neck grabbing (not to be confused with choking) light tugs at my hair, being shoved or carried or manhandled, slapping pretty much anywhere.
Post script my ex had baby fingers and it was totally freaky
3a3496 No.57532
>>57530Forgot that I like neck stuff, basically all kinds of neck touching that isn't choking.
On guys I like nipples and ass and balls, and playing with all these parts. Guys seem weirded out by it though.
20a394 No.57534
>>57530>get choked>make stupid gargled soundshow embarassing.
>>57532My boytoy lets me eat out his butt, but refused to let me put a finger in him. It's cruel anon.
8c1ff6 No.57539
>>57491i bet that never happened
39d2c9 No.57540
Well for one thing guys can't have an impregnation fetish in the same way. As for weird shit I'm into that I wouldn't normally mention (I haven't even told my girlfriend because I'm too embarressed because it's fucking weird) would be stuff like hypnosis and bimbofication. I'm not even sure why I'm into them.
809294 No.57541
Probably has to do with the size of your hands.
>make out with me while i have your cum in my mouth" scenario.
hold on how is that not hot?!
31a80c No.57549
>>57485It's not very nice to show your hands off to other girls ya know.
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b952bd No.57651
>>57557 that's pretty funny.
1150eb No.57653
>>57541It's a bit emasculating. You're meant to be the dick sucker, not the guy.
My gf always wants to make out after blowing me, but won't let me so much as kiss her if I've been going down on her.
846a0e No.57654
>>57541I bring up the idea often but never end up doing it.
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eef515 No.57717
>>57716Why did they include a gallery of her selfies?
73fdc4 No.57724
>>57717I guess they thought their readers would need evidence to prove she wasn't fat.
6dc950 No.57726
HANDS ARE THE BEST FETISH!
e3efe6 No.57727
Das it, I'm wearing gloves from now on.
6f9dff No.57732
>>57534Same, but mine let me peg him
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