df9d0d No.57736
>tfw no bf on valentines day ;__;
ee222d No.57737
>Better of alone
>Tinder praises me but I care not for anyone
6728fa No.57738
>tricked into a covert date with a bridge troll
There are worse fates
df9d0d No.57740
>>57738>tfw no troll bfanything is better then forever aloness annonette ;_;
327780 No.57741
> tfw no gf on Valentines day
> thought last gf was the one
> she's halfway across the country now
> It's been a year and I can't stop thinking of her
At this point I just want the feels to stop and I'm afraid they never will
95c267 No.57742
>Giving a fuck about Hallmark Card Day.
cb9e2f No.57745
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>>57738>tricked into a covert date with a bridge trollReminds me of Man Seeking Woman
f5dd52 No.57753
So who going to buy pizza pies for themselves?
95c267 No.57755
>>57753I'm going to continue about my day like any other day-except I get paid on Sunday. So there's that.
f61a0b No.57762
>6th year in a row
time to an hero I guess
95c267 No.57765
>>57762>6th year in a rowWell you could have been me and didn't even have a real relationship until you were almost 21.
Oh, and did I mention our first Valentine's Day was horribly shitty and the even though my gf at the time said the second was one of her best days ever she broke up with me a few days later.
Oh, and I lost my job after that.
I just love Valentine's, can't you tell?
d0f436 No.57778
>>57765> namefag> penis-abled> had a “relationship”> talks about “relationships”> on /fem/Disgusting creature.
241bf2 No.57788
>>57736well, at least you're female and can easily find a bf for valentines.
83efc0 No.57790
I just want a cute, shy, nerdy, NEET girlfriend to cuddle with. Is that so much to ask?
241bf2 No.57794
>>57790Apparently it is anon, as I am also still to find that.
241bf2 No.57801
>>57799
Get out of here you desperate piece of shit.
526a2a No.57802
>>57801lel
>>57799go away bb
e57f5d No.57806
I didn't know today was valentines day until I saw this thread.
I wonder what I should do?
I think I'll stay home, study and play videogames.
257481 No.57807
>tfw wanted to drop by /fem/ and wish everyone happy valentine's day
>see this thread
There, there, anoness. It's never too late if you work hard enough.
e7f9d8 No.57821
>tfw senpai accidentally grazed my boob today when he was reaching for something
>tfw other manager told my friend (who's gay) to stop staring at me because I'm pretty
>tfw nearly 21 and have never done anything for valentines day
H-Happy Valentines day /fem/
a755c6 No.57827
>it's her birthday too
>she isn't responding
>please respond
a7adb2 No.57832
>>57788oh rly anon?
like where would I find this bf? at work or at the gym? or maybe in traffic cause that's all I had time for today ;_;
e93af5 No.57834
>>57762cheer up girl; I am sure you are cute and someone will love you. Just keep up a smile and go on like your not totally sad, That is what I do.
4bb24f No.57837
>hallmark card day
e3ce60 No.57840
so?
36a24b No.57842
Somebody alone in France?
e95ae0 No.57844
>tell friend that I want him to be my valentine
>he agrees
>make him promise to marry me
>ask him to have sex
>he promises in a week
btw, I'm a guy
are you bitches jelly that I have such a great friendship? I bet you are, Females ain't got shit on male fellowship
cea0d2 No.57845
>>57762>6th year in a rowWhy are females always the most casuals, in life and on the internet.
Try 24 years in a row.
a4ccf9 No.57847
You bitches are hopeless
Me and waifu are spending Valentine together right now in the virtual world.
dd6dbb No.57858
>tfw didn't even realise it was valentines day until just now when I read this post
>tfw I don't even care because I've got another 10hrs shift tonight
Night shift has it's benefits, every day blurs into one and you don't even remember when it's a commercial holiday any more
21d74c No.57859
>>57844Not all of us can be faggots, anon.
e95ae0 No.57862
>>57859I'm not a homo you fucking projecting idiot, having really good friends doesn't make me a cocksucker, sucking cock does.
21d74c No.57863
>>57862Did I hit a nerve?
>asking a dude to have sex with you>not gayPick one.
e95ae0 No.57866
>>57863It was in jest, in jest! Of course I wouldn't have sex with him, having sex with men is a sin, mixture of active energies and normalfaggy.
e95ae0 No.57869
>>57863I've got a waifu for fuck's sake, why would I have sex with him.
e95ae0 No.57871
>>57863And even if I did, it wouldn't be because of a joke like that.
eb59c8 No.57880
>>57858it's pretty dope isn't it?
although my work-wife is actually my valentine this year :3
e95ae0 No.57881
>>57880why is your "work-wife" so ugly
eb59c8 No.57883
>>57881that's boxxy, newfag
e95ae0 No.57886
>>57883boxxy or cratexxy she's still ugly
eb59c8 No.57887
>>57886okay good talk, good talk
cd9934 No.57911
b0ecc4 No.57913
>Presumably females posting
>Not even a single female photo
8a5491 No.57918
Just spread your legs and your problem will be solved.
Fucking hell.
eb59c8 No.57919
>>57913male, but here is work-wife
842c91 No.57922
To hell with hallmark cards. I painted my ladie a picture. Her valentine gifts were useful but I don't think they had as much heart as mine (she's a big fan of Final Fantasy).
eb59c8 No.57924
>>57922bretty cute, she'll appreciate that
i wish i were good at personal gifts
e95ae0 No.57926
eb59c8 No.57927
>>57926
>p-pls no bullyadmittedly not the best picture of her but trust me she's qt3.14, especially with her hair down
842c91 No.57934
>>57924She already got it and she liked it. Which is good cus I put a good 4 or 5 days into it.
f28816 No.57945
>>57922I hope your girlfriend has a sense of humour, or you're screwed.
eb59c8 No.57952
>>57945it's not going into the metro museum of art, but he put some time into it and she liked it
haven't you ever shared something imperfect with your own perfect person, anon?
842c91 No.57958
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>>57945Really, if I picked her up a card what was she gonna do? keep it for years? Yea right, that thing will be in the garbage in a week or so and I wouldn't blame her for putting it there.
>>57952If I painted regularly it wouldn't be so shit but I think it turned out pretty well considering I haven't even touched a canvas since college. Personally I prefer cartooning.
We're going out to dinner tonight and it's gonna be a buffet probably so I'm pretty much starving myself all day. I shit all over her gifts but she knows I jest. Still she's gonna want sex since she was working hard all of last night so she'll destroy me later on tonight. I still haven't fully recovered from our last go…
eb59c8 No.57960
>>57958stay away from starches @ the buffet if you want to perform
good on your rocks getting off, m8
842c91 No.57963
>>57960You think sushi will kill me? I usually eat a lot of beef broccoli. I'm not a vegetarian but I don't eat the beef that usually comes in the dish since I it is usually gristley.
Honestly my problem is condoms. It's really hard for me to climax with her while wearing one. We usually end up fucking until we both get too tired to keep going. Still it feels good and we both enjoy fucking so there's no reason not to. I haven't fapped for about 2 days so I hopefully my cache will do the trick tonight.
I'm thinking about about shaving my rear and just letting her bone me. That might go for me but I'm afraid she'd miss out a bit.
eb59c8 No.57967
>>57963sushi should actually fire you up. any raw meat, actually. just stay away from sauces or sugars and starches in general
as for the condoms - get her on the pill. cheap and easy, unless shes one of those females that cant do it due to health complications
if you're fucking until "we both get tired to keep going" then one or both of you are doing it wrong. she should get off, but it sounds like shes tougher than most. take her by surprise with something new when you feel shes getting close and don't stop until you feel her fully tense up several times
as for you coming - just rack up until you're there then pull out. EZ.
842c91 No.57971
>>57967That's what I figured regarding sushi. I usually put a generous amount of wasabi on it because I like pain a bit.
As for the pill I heard it can make things more difficult for childbirth later and she wants to have a child later.
She's a bigger girl so partaking of her can be a bit difficult. I don't love her any less for it but it can make intercourse tricky.
While I'm pretty cool headed I would hate for a misfire to get her pregnant. Neither of us could contend with a baby right now or even 9 months from now.
74f499 No.57974
>Monster Hunter 4 to keep me from feeling feels
>gonna eat some delicious food later on
>will play Majora's mask when I get bored of MonHun
We're all gonna make it.
6cc18f No.57975
I'm only here for a feelgood session.
Welcome to being a man you awful girls!
Enjoy your male loneliness privelege.
[spoiler]I'm married now :(
TFW GF :([/spoiler]
>>57915what cartoon is this from, I like the bitch in the gif.
eb59c8 No.57976
>>57971if she's bigger you need to control her body where you can; the spine / neck generally work well. take her.
also you need to be working her gspot, start with fingers obv and work your way into hitting it well with your dick
grab her by the side of the neck with your less dominant hand, get above her, and find her g or her u with your dominant hand. once you find it - work it, then flip her over and make her come. if everything goes well you should get the best blowjob of your life. happy valentine's day, friend
319afd No.57979
>>57832my best friend met his gf at work so possibly! also, don't be so hard on yourself. Love seems to turn up at the most unexpected of times. In the words of Ben Howard; keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
842c91 No.57980
>>57976She often seems sheepish in regards to fingering. I'll try to explore her more this afternoon though. She gets a lot more relaxed when she has some booze in her.
8d1915 No.57981
>Going out with bf tonight
>Scared shitless because he'll probably want to do it and I'm still a virgin
Send help.
3044c3 No.57984
>>57981You want some experience first?
842c91 No.57985
>>57981You can always jerk his bone or give him felatio if you have consenual feelings. That or you could just fuck him since the whole virginity being precious bit is nonsense.
or….you could pay for half the dinner tab and not worry either way.
e95ae0 No.57987
1505c8 No.58017
>>57842Every one hates the French!
1505c8 No.58023
>>57934If my bf got me something so stupid I would brake of with him right there and then… that being said, tfw no bf.
>>57913So by your logic fedomancer, /b/ is full of women cause most of the people there don't post pix of themselves and claim their men?
>>57945Not even funny getting something like that for a gift, poor girl ;_;
>>57952No, I haven't set my standards so low yet.
"letting her bone me." fgt
>>57971lel enjoy you're disgusting porker you beta piece of shit!!!
cb9e2f No.58035
>tfw cute girl at college that has boyfriend but likes to talk to me
>even starts up conversations without me having to initiate them
>I actually enjoy talking to her and can get some good conversations going between us
even if I don't have any close relationships right now, I'm okay with where I'm at. I've still got a ways to go with improving my social skills.
5ffd12 No.58037
>>58035
>mfw young cucks think a girl talking to them means she loves thema woman can talk to you, even initiate a conversation with you, without having an ulterior motive
1d2805 No.58040
>>57741I know that feel. They don't stop until you move on and find someone else.
ed9531 No.58041
>>58035You're her emotional support validation beta. In the small chance she actually likes you, girls dont jump ship without a lifeboat
e57f5d No.58044
>>57985>That or you could just fuck him since the whole virginity being precious bit is nonsense.It's not.
It's less meaningful for guys, it's not so meaningless for girls, in spite of what you tell yourself or other girls tell you.
It's important that people make informed decisions.
37c861 No.58052
>>57821Men don't take the initiative today because women don't show any interest
21d74c No.58054
>>58052That, and being afraid of getting called a rapist. Coffeegate happened because a dude asked a girl out for a cup of coffee and this triggered her.
ac5a46 No.58055
>>58044That graph isn't helping anyone make informed decisions. It doesn't suggest a causal relationship between number of partners and marital stability, and "stable marriage" defined as any marriage lasting more than 5 years is stupid for reasons I hope I don't have to point out.
f47d7b No.58059
>>57736I never had a valentine, I'm 27 LOL
842c91 No.58061
>>58044Marriage is overrated. The only reason I'd even consider it is for the legal horseshit to make banking and such easier.
Moreover, I'm not advocating the anon in question ride every dick in town. I merely think they shouldn't stress over a single fuck. If they do want to be a slut or whatever that's their choice. Literally, who?
6b443a No.58062
thanks for reminding me /fem/..
happy birthday to me ;~;
3a918e No.58110
>>57827She's getting fucked by another guy.
edced3 No.58130
>>57736
>pls be in londonreally though, just know that even though you're alone… you're… not alone.
or something.
811eaf No.58133
20 and kissless virgin
As long as I can pet my cat and go to 8chan I think I can last a while longer.
tfw go to sleep thinking about an hero and wake up thinking about an hero
319afd No.58149
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>>58044Hey here's an idea!
fuck off back to Tumblr 319afd No.58150
39de14 No.58211
>finally get over ex
>meet another cute girl
>add her on skype and fb
>send a few messages back and forth
>tfw she hasn't replied since thursday
de337f No.58216
I flaked out on a girl who really wanted to spend time with me, then called her a faggot.
One of these days I'll have to figure out how to stop running away from women.
bfe754 No.58226
>>58052This, I've been told I'm attractive.
I usually get a he's hot look, but never a I'd date him look.
So basically they seem to flake out, as if they're too busy or it's not the right time for them.
So I don't advance.
bfe754 No.58227
>>58059>I never had a valentine, I'm 27 LOLAnd you never will…
bfe754 No.58229
>>57985>the whole virginity being precious bit is nonsense.I care about if my future wife is a virgin or not, so it's not nonsense.
Just take into account that some people find it degrading and a sign of bad character.
bfe754 No.58230
>>57981Just pay your half of the bill, that'll kill his advances.
95ffc5 No.58286
>>58227Ain't that the truth.
ff8e9e No.58291
>>58229How she lost it makes a difference.
If it was with a long term bf on Valentines' Day? That's pretty far from slutty.
39de14 No.58314
>>58227>tfw I'll be 23 next weekI'm losing weight now, but being a landwhale for most of my life has taken it's toll.
74f0c2 No.58343
>there are women who believe they can't get bfs
How is this even possible Seriously? I just spent yesterday alone, and it blows my mind how many women think they can't get a bf. There are so many men who will literally bend over backwards for you and expect nothing in return. You don't even have to look very hard! Even if you're picky, there's a shitton of us to choose from?
Even the ugliest women is beautiful if you get to know her. So how is this even possible?
Men are an entirely different story. Most of us lack the confidence to talk to anyone. I personally have spent the last 12 months growing increasingly isolated to the point were I don't even know how or where to meet an interesting girl. 90% of you here seem like incredibly interesting people, and I'd kill to get the chance to meet one of you. You have no idea how easy you have it in the world of love.
d9ccc8 No.58410
>>58343Lol you seem so pathetic I doubt any women would be interested, just saying.
8eebba No.58467
>>58410The internet is an incredibly misleading place to try to guess what type of person a single comment can imply.
2ce534 No.58475
>>58410If we're all posting in here, shouldn't we all just make a mutual agreement to lower our standards considerably?
d971ff No.58479
Don't worry, you're time will come soon enough.
Unless you're fat, then you do need to do some work.
But don't worry, a guy will come along eventually.
f04ebd No.58484
>>58467"Most of us lack the confidence to talk to anyone."
beta as fuck!
>>58475No fuck that, that's like losing twice in the same competition :s
>>58479I am always complimented on how I look and I go to the gym 2 times a weak and run ever day, sometimes 2 times a day… not fat babe ;)
0e974f No.58487
0e974f No.58488
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>>57975Here, have a highly detailed picture of Chaika pissing into a bowl.
d971ff No.58493
>>58484I think we've finally reached our answer to the original premise.
8eebba No.58510
>>58484>"Most of us lack the confidence to talk to anyone.">beta as fuck!1)Depends on the scenario
2)Calling others Alpha or Beta is not 'Alpha'-nor is it a way to truthfully indicate one's value.
All in all, I really don't care what you look like or how much of a normalfag you are-which you do truly appear to be.
Instead, I think it's because of your attitude, interests, or personality that keeps you from being in a relationship-it obviously shows with how confrontational and yet nonchalant your answers are here.
b0ecc4 No.58521
>>58023>So by your logic fedomancer, /b/ is full of women cause most of the people there don't post pix of themselves and claim their men?No? We have a thread about females claiming to not have bfs, yet not posting themselves. What is there to not understand?
f85e74 No.58587
If you want boyfriends so bad, why don't you try dating some anons? We are all in the same boat.
ee222d No.58610
694d3b No.58611
>>58587
>If you want boyfriends so bad, why don't you try dating some anons?>implying anybody posting on a chan has enough social skills to ask someone out regardless of gender 319afd No.58626
>>58611>implying everyone here is socially inept f85e74 No.58628
>>58611But I do have those skills!
319afd No.58630
319afd No.58632
>>58631i do not believe you bucko!
f85e74 No.58633
>>58632It's true, I'm not lying!
a02323 No.58634
>>58632No this is me see. It's a bit odd that people know me now though.
319afd No.58637
>>58634glad to know you're still about jej
a2b34b No.58638
a02323 No.58641
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>>58638The lewd gifs arn't that lewd.
319afd No.58650
>>58641But your lewdness makes up for it right ;)
a02323 No.58667
>>58650I'm not that lewd! This is the lewdest the gifs go. So it's not that bad.
f47d7b No.58679
>I'm a 34 year old virgin
Am i going to make it?
319afd No.58687
>>58667I remember from other threads that you can get pretty lewd. You're a gosh darn fibber!
21d74c No.58713
>>58679As a Buddhist monk? Yes.
a02323 No.58721
>>58687Am not! You're totally remembering wrong!
319afd No.58807
>>58713jej
>>58721You are SUCH a liar haha seem to remember something about an impregnation fetish…
90a4bb No.58811
>>57919Aw. I bet you guys have a nice little nuclear family, a dog, two cars, and are working on a retirement fund.
>>57922Adorbs. Keep painting, yo. artlyf
>>57963Eat her out, make her cum. Fuck her pussy and then after a good fucking, fuck her titties without a condom. Best. Also pegging is fuuuuuun.
>>57980Booze is the greatest invention of humanity.
Per the thread though, I find myself wanting a relationship and while a long distance thing seems ideal, I want someone I can see and touch but at the same time, I hate myself and honestly believe that I'd be doing a disservice to anyone that thought that dating me would be a good life choice. It feels like a lie and a waste of everyone's time. So I'll stick to drunkenly lurking OkCupid, eating this cupcake, and crying myself to sleep.
c1afbe No.58842
>>58343mmm yes i'd love a castrated nice guy for a boyfriend
125453 No.58861
>living with bf
>crap sex
>broke up with bf
>moved out
>FAPPING TO THE EXTREEEEEME
feelsgoodman.jpg
9eb619 No.58960
>>58861genuinely kek'd at that
e3e80b No.66836
I Can't stop smoking moles.