af9b9d No.58011
A dog is pretty much the perfect relationship, why isn't it more common? Unconditional love, does what its told, goes on walks with you, does cute stuff, protects you, cuddles with you, sex with you, can't get pregnant, long tongue, large penis, stamina, more aware of your needs than any human.
seems like a good idea.
269238 No.58012
Are you perchance british
90e6e8 No.58033
>>58011what kind of dog do you have op?
d29700 No.58036
6595fc No.58047
>>58012Give up anon dog girl will never be yours :^)
6ec3e0 No.58051
>>58011Because dogs are pets
And because dogs can't hold a conversation
af9b9d No.58053
>>58051thats what friends are for.
269238 No.58081
>>58047I know, I just want to ruffle her fur :3
a652cc No.58089
It's common. It's just people are much too ashamed to admit it. I've had several close female friends into it before and at one point allowed one of them to use my own dog for their needs.
It's pretty damn hot honestly, seeing lips around a weird dick like that.
ab35f0 No.58090
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>>58081I am not a furry. There is no fur other than ears and tail!
Besides, from now on I post with the Corgi! (even though I prefer pomeranians)
01350f No.58095
>>58053>Because dogs are petsAnd that's what BDSM petplay is for lol
91b1c1 No.58109
did that dog pee in her pussy
wtf gross shit
I never want to see a dog dick again. there's a reason boy dogs have hidden dicks
20710d No.58138
Sarah, please leave. You aren't welcomed on 8chan.
495c05 No.58202
>>58011That episode of Nip/Tuck where the bitch has her tits bitten off comes to mind.
67de07 No.58222
A little discouraging to know dog fucking is popular among women… Do regular women do it as well or is it more of a nerd/loser thing to do?
a652cc No.58240
>>58222All types of women do it, dude.
933d4b No.58248
>>58011Whoa, haven't seen this vid on Pornsocket yet
>>58089Well, yeah, you have a male dog, too!
>>58090Did you already lost your virginity to a dog yet?
>>58109100% dog cum. Dogs cum a lot. They can fill a whole condom with it.
And yeah, his dog dick was pretty ugly. Other dogs have better dicks IMO
bf811e No.58422
Where can I talk with fems about K9?
bf811e No.58423
>>58422Because if I had a girlfriend who were into having sex with dogs, I would support it
75e4fe No.58444
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>that webm
27f639 No.58470
>can't get pregnant
Also can't get STDs.
27f639 No.58472
>>58470I'm not pro dogfucking, just saying a fact.
190435 No.58524
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
have a song from my homeland
2b1f48 No.58535
>>58011>protects youFrom what? Men?
Men who have hands with opposable thumbs with which they can grab that dog by the tail and repeatedly slam it into the ground until it stops whimpering? And then shoot it in the head with his gun?
f584e4 No.58537
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>58535anons last words as he had his throat torn out for underestimating doges
5a89e2 No.58540
>>58470wasn't there a story of a girl who died from an infection she got from being fucked by her dog?
she had kids too, from memory.
5a89e2 No.58543
>>58011should i be the one to ask the obvious question here?
what is your mindset if you could have sex with a person, and choose an animal?
what's the gain?
are guys that difficult to seduce?
ab35f0 No.58544
>>58248No way anon, I'm still a virgin. Having sex with dogs just seems weird.
af9b9d No.58545
>>58543>what is your mindset if you could have sex with a person, and choose an animal?hedonistic, if you are about experiencing pleasure, then there is no sense in limiting yourself.
> what's the gain?convenience, orgasm, different experience
>>58540that sounds like bullshit
bf811e No.58561
>>58544Does that mean that you are a doggirl who wants to have sex with humans? Or maybe catboys? :o
>>58545It IS bullshit
[spoiler]but it's true
http://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/[/spoiler]
af9b9d No.58565
>>58561allergies don't count silly :3
ab35f0 No.58573
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>>58561As if I'd stoop so low as to do things with humans or gross cats.
5a89e2 No.58575
>>58545i guess i can see how those things are true, although with things like tinder it's pretty easy to find a guy willing to come to you…
22307d No.58577
>>58573You looking for a dog boi husbando?
ab35f0 No.58579
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>>58577That would definitely be better than smelly humans, yes.
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ab35f0 No.58583
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495c05 No.58584
>>58579ay bby won sum fuqq
88aaaf No.58589
9ce722 No.58590
>>58579But that doggirl gets her head patted by a human!
Besides that I'm not a dogboy
just because I don't wear a collar! ab35f0 No.58597
>>58589>>58595♥
>>58590Eh? There's no way for you to know for sure that it's a human!
>>58584Anon please, I am not a slut.
269238 No.58598
>>58540>she had kids too, from memory.And that's how doggirl was born :3
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af9b9d No.58613
>>58597> Anon please, I am not a slut.thats not sex positive adjust your wordings.
75f270 No.58649
>>58597Is it my fault that I love doggirls!?
Maybe it's just me patting her head and you don't know of I'm human, a catboy, or a dogboy!
495c05 No.58689
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>>58597Yo fo sho muh bitch, slut. Dayum shawty lemme sho u how i DESTROY dat pussy. Imma giv u pupies biatch. BOWWOW
4dacdb No.58696
>>58011I see Sarah Butts decided to finally post.
ab35f0 No.58720
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>>58599Oh my.
>>58600Woof!
>>58613I do not come into contact with genitalia that belongs to others on a regular basis. That worded well enough?
>>58689That picture is actually amazing.
ad143d No.58894
>>58720But you like it to get mounted by perverted humans!
If you crouch on the floor with all fours and shake your ass like that, you sure will get treated like a slut dog!
If you didn't like it that multiple superior masters pinned you down and cummed multiple times in your vagina, ass and mouth, you wouldn't want to be a doggirl!
That's why you will have to spread your legs now and receive some rough training!
ab35f0 No.58915
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>>58894No way! I want to be a dog girl because it is a step up from humans in every way! Better hearing, more stamina, able to tell body language better. It's perfect! And I've never been mounted by humans, you liar!
269238 No.58921
>>58915>I want to be a dog girl because it is a step up from humans in every way! Better hearing, more stamina, able to tell body language better.And you get to wear lovely collars~
5e2aec No.58927
>>58915And you get fucked like a bitch in heat.
ab35f0 No.58929
>>58921I would never!
>>58927Too bad. I'm not in heat right now. If I was it would be like super obvious.
eef481 No.58938
>>58929> If I was it would be like super obvious.Well, why don't you pretend you are so we can know what you're like when you are?
ab35f0 No.58939
>>58938Eh? I would just be really squirmy and wriggly and distracted when talking to boys. Probably pretty easily led too.
ad143d No.58941
>>58939Does that mean that you only post on /fem/ when you are not in heat?
Why would you do that!? Do you hate people who force you to blowjobs this much?
0a937d No.58942
>>58584odie sure got some sick gains.
ab35f0 No.58944
>>58941Eh? I've been on /fem/ before while in heat. That's when I post lewd stuff. It's just embarressing.
22307d No.58951
>>58915I prefer the cute anyway.
But the lewd is welcomed. 190435 No.63756
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