My girlfriend is getting fat, how can I motivate her to not get fat anymore

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Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 10:55:28 bb0a44 No.58156

My girlfriend is getting fat, how can I motivate her to not get fat anymore

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 11:00:56 7d57cc No.58159

If she's stupid you can stick a plunger to her head with a twinky hanging off of the handle. She'll chase the twinky until she gets thin. All the ladies here should take this advice, it works wonders!

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 11:03:21 bb0a44 No.58160

>>58159
She has a PHD in Bio anthropology and I am just some grunt from the Army, she will out smart me.

Try again

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 12:55:34 64ea95 No.58178

>>58160

tell her she's getting fat and you don't like it.

also record it and post results for our amusement.

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 13:52:08 bb0a44 No.58187

>>58178
She already admitted to being fat and saying its a problem, its not very lulz worthy if they dont react and agree with the sentiment

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 16:07:23 0fa56b No.58207

>>58187
Tell her to drop down and give you 20.

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 16:55:58 aac4e3 No.58210

>>58160
Then you have to be a little sexually manipulative…

Or you could just be honest and tell her that it's bothering you. *shrug*

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 18:10:27 d24dc9 No.58236

>>58160

break her jaw and claim ptsd cos youre an armyfag. she wont be on solids for months and everyone will forgive you because freedom

Anonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 18:21:56 91c85e No.58241

>>58156
Tell her you'll exercise with her, try swimming.

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 18:28:23 4c3147 No.58244

>>58156
Be honest. Tell her "You are getting fat and becoming less atractive to me. If this doesn't stop We might have to break up"

02/15/15 (Sun) 18:59:35 d27e7e No.58254

>>58187
Like someone already said, try changing your lifestyle with her.If she's already stated it as a problem, then she shouldn't take too much offense if you suggest this. Sometimes the best way to keep at something is to have a support system that is going through the same motions. It's also fair if you're more concerned about her being fat for your sake.

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 19:06:11 bedae6 No.58255

>she shouldn't take too much offense if you suggest this

Haha, ok

>>58244
"Break up? BREAK UP!!? OMG you piece o shit, who is her, what's her name *throws whatever she has at hand at you* Since when are you two going out!? I'm gonna rip your balls off and give then to the dog!!
IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT I'M FAT!!!
YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!!"

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 19:43:59 2f5f7d No.58264

>>58156
Be more dominating. Make her go with you on walks, to the gym. You take over planning the meals. Then reward her with rough and dirty sex when she listens.

Seriously this is the best way to stop your girlfriend from getting fat.

Xen0m0rpH 02/15/15 (Sun) 20:47:29 9a8929 No.58281

Tell her you'll break up with her if she's a stubborn lard ass.

Otherwise, motivate her yourself by implementing time for you and her to do things together-namely, exercising.

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 20:59:10 6fa32f No.58284

>>58255
damn bro you should be dating such an emotionally/physically abusive girl… if she flips out lik that and throws things and verbally attacks you she's being abusive.

time to dump a skank lol

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 21:07:03 ec8236 No.58288

>>58156
Work out. lead by example.

Femonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 23:14:18 0e8908 No.58341

>>58156
Start eating better and going on hikes and stuff with her. The important thing is to do it together, or else she will get discouraged and get depressed.

Femonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 20:12:58 f8d2fd No.58643

Best way to lose weight is to find a workout that's fun. That way it's enjoyable and not torture like most workouts.

Femonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 00:25:23 566e01 No.58694

>>58241
this,
eat together and exercise together. And fuck like bunnies that will burn the calories unless she is a lazy fuck.