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Femonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 05:26:16 27aad6 No.59027

>having a bush
>no shaving it every week

Femonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 05:38:49 860d84 No.59032

>shaving last week for impending sexy times
>phone suddenly rings, didn't realize it was on loud
>scares me as I'm shaving next to my asshole
>BLOOD EVERYWHERE
>ALL OVER THE TUB
>freak out
>clamp towel between legs and hyperventilate
>eventually stops bleeding
>no sexy times because scared and embarrassed
>still hurts a week later

T_T

Femonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 05:47:25 16ec46 No.59037

Unless we have a hairy fetish, we're not interested in ape fucking.

Femonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 05:49:42 5c3a2f No.59039

>>59037
"I'm gay" the post

Femonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 06:11:09 b88d25 No.59044

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>Not shaving → no sex
>No sex → feeling ugly
>Feeling ugly → not wanting to have sex
>Not wanting to have sex → not shaving

Femonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 06:34:47 44ffdd No.59051

>>59039

lmao right. "i'll turn down a beautiful woman's pussy because it does not pass my aesthetics inspection"

Femonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 06:38:51 0729a7 No.59052

>not getting someone else to shave it for you

Femonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 07:24:35 86fced No.59057

>>59039
I had sex with an unshaven girl recently, legs, pits, puss, the lot.

It still felt like sex, but it would have been much better for me visually if she put some effort in.

Sorry if you didn't want to hear that, but guys are very visual in what arouses them.

Femonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 07:27:06 86fced No.59058

>>59057

Also I tried to eat her out, because I'm into making the girl im with feel good… Fucking yuck.

Femonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 22:29:19 8805bf No.59226

I'm very lucky to have found a guy with a hairy fetish.

Femonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 23:13:44 54e50b No.59253

>expecting cunni with 6 day stubble
Perfectly reasonable, please do this

Femonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 00:16:27 522e3f No.59268

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>Shave it, get ingrown hairs
>Don't shave it, get ingrown hairs
>Use hair removal cream, get ingrown hairs
>Get it waxed, still get ingrown hairs
Now it looks disgusting and freckled down there. I never asked for this.

Femonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 00:54:28 1b838c No.59271

I prefer hairy pussies. Please stop shaving.

Femonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 00:57:36 d54f70 No.59273

>>59039
If you want to fuck a hairy monster that badly, consider fucking a man.

Femonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 02:04:11 1b838c No.59284

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>>59273
>being this retarded

Hairy bush > shaved

Femonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 02:07:12 54e50b No.59286

>>59284
Your pic is like maybe a months worth of growth. Not bush.

Femonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 02:11:25 1b838c No.59288

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>>59286
Better?

Femonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 02:16:53 54e50b No.59290

>>59288
More bushy. So no.

Femonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 02:52:49 dfb502 No.59296

ITT: things that only the internet pretends to care about

Femonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 03:08:22 16ec46 No.59303

>>59039
Projection over 9000.

Femonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 02:05:13 76f210 No.64228

>>59039
But really man, even going down on a girl who had some hair down below wasn't bad at all.
It was actually kind of hot when her hair tickled my nose and chin, but I have a beard so maybe that's got something to do with it.

The term "muff wading" comes to mind.

Femonymous 06/20/15 (Sat) 01:37:42 ae04dd No.65699

>Not having Bush

>Not grooming it to ensure the hair stays soft

>Not having stockings and garterbelt

>Not perfecting this with Hi-cut 80's-90's panties that make men hard, always and for some reason emphasize your leggs ass and everything lower 10% more better than it was previously, like holy shit, who was the dirty jew who traded these for that modern day g-string garbage, fucking kikes.

Femonymous 06/21/15 (Sun) 11:49:15 b7f549 No.65708

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>>65699

>having a bush

>caring this much about men looking when you're probably neet anyway

Femonymous 06/21/15 (Sun) 20:26:30 6da7b1 No.65714

>>59268

Make sure you exfoliate down there. Sometimes I go in with tweezers to find ingrown hairs and pull them out.