48e984 No.63675
>tfw hard to type because boobs
ead021 No.63680
>tfw hard to type because boner always knocks the desk over
a332db No.63681
>>63680I fucking hated getting boners in class. We had these tine, shitty desks that you could barely squeeze your legs under. I had to keep one arm casually resting on it.
8c2fc2 No.63687
a88c57 No.63695
>>63681I always wanted to see a boy get a boner in class and awkwardly try to hide it, sounds like a pretty cute situation.
04b9c7 No.63696
>>63681>>63695this happened to me every fucking day in high school
and on the bus
and fucking everywhere
>never got it wet though >.> b354f1 No.63703
>>63681I didn't realize until later that guys refusing to stand up in class had an actual reason; at the time I seriously thought they just wanted to give the teacher a hard time.
Now I wonder why teachers were so mean about it. They musty have known, right?
04b9c7 No.63723
152ec0 No.63728
>>63703>they just wanted to give the teacher a hard timeI bet they did
3b77b3 No.63730
>>63695I second this sentiment.
3b77b3 No.63731
but for real having big boobs is a royal pain in the ass. The only upside is that I get to look like one of my japanese animes.
a313ff No.63739
>>63731Not sure if I should feel sad for you or disgusted.
e2381d No.63740
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>63731can I ask you something:
How badly must her back hurt?
a88c57 No.63743
>>63696I have honestly never seen a guy (or noticed I guess) get a boner is public, I need to start dick watching more.
>tfw no uncomfortable boy boner to casually glance at ;
___;
3b77b3 No.63745
>>63739Probably disgusted, so you can be like everyone else in my life.
>>63740Can't vouch; those look like they're full of nothing but air. I'm a little baffled and a lot horrified.
6058a8 No.63757
>>63743Honestly, unless you watch teenage kids trying to hide it, you aren't going to notice it much. Usually post-high school guys get good at hiding it discretely.
e4a042 No.63758
>>63740>check out channel>MRA shit>obviously trying to get men's attention with stupid topicsShe confirms about every feminist idea about female MRAs ever…
c404fa No.63762
>>63723There's nothing wrong with that.
>>63743>>63743>>63757I'm so turned on right now.
1a65ea No.63763
When you're erect, you can tuck your dick up into the band of your underwear. It's only when you're semi-erect (i.e. deflating) that it slips out of the band and starts poking forward visibily.
unless you've a micro, in which case nothing to worry about anyway
aa04d0 No.63764
>be me
>have huge boobs
>stop taking birth control
>now boobs are sagging
wat do fem?
a7951e No.63786
>>63764Birth control pills have a little of estrogen on them, they also are the cause of tits cancer.
So you should shrek yourself
81f92b No.63841
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fbf315 No.63879
>>63764Get a boob job or go back on birth control, fool.
5596dc No.63953
>>63758As far as her MRA'ness goes, she's pretty lacklustre.
These days it's so easy to make well informed arguments for advocating for men's rights while sourcing any and all claims made.
She doesn't do either of those, she just links to AVfM's front page.
While AVfM has been getting pretty good at sourcing their stuff lately, just linking to them is a bit lazy.
Idunno what to think about her, she seems nice enough, but not someone I'd want to subscribe to on YouTube… despite the gravitational pull those boobs should have on my penis.
If she's only trying to get men's attention, she's failing in my case.
5596dc No.63954
>>63695Man… I got them all the time, but as one of the awkward kids in class I generally stuck to the back corners of the classroom, so there was minimal chance of it being spotted.
I wasn't really the kind of boy in whose direction the girls were likely to look anyways.
0508a9 No.63982
>you will never have an awkward boner in front of those femanons, blush then try to hide it while she keeps trying to watch it and tells you there's nothing wrong with it
4c1543 No.64023
>>63695im only 13 and this happens all the time
746d6d No.64041
>>63757Pretty much this, tucking is an artform that you master sometime into highschool. There are a hundred different ways to hide an erection unless you've got some monster dong.
a9acc4 No.64045
>>63982>as a femanons with no social skills who rarely goes outside, your chances of this situation are also very lowWhy live
dff2e2 No.64061
>tfw flatchest
>tfw doing squats every day to make up for flatchest is exhausting
a6d5aa No.64063
>>64023I think you should demonstrate for us. ❤
>>64041I've been hiding my boners like a pro for as long as I can remember.
>>64061Bitch, lots of us love flat chests. You too should demonstrate.
f560a6 No.64078
>>63764Stop using "be me" for one thing. No one did that before 2012 and it singles you out as a newfag. It's also poor writing.
Polite sage for off-topic.
c68003 No.64099
>>63680I ERP every once in a while without actually jacking off.
When my parents ask me to go do something that requires me standing up the task of hiding is quite monumental.
It's probably an extremely risky idea since my computer is in the living room but meh.
d842dc No.64126
0a4798 No.64129
>>64063Flaccid I'm like 2-3"… erect it is 7 1/4"….. Can't hide that shit besides to tuck up.
0a4798 No.64131
flatchest/petite is the first thing I check for on a girl.
So nothin to worry about.
617e69 No.64173
>>63982so they basically want the situation in anime form, whereas if it happened in real life and they saw it when they were like 15 it would have been like "ohh eww how groossss" (like when my friend told me when he was caught while hard)
1a1efb No.64233
>>63675hey me too!
tfw I'm a guy ae83dd No.64262
>>63695im 21 and this is still a daily occurrence.
3a0286 No.64648
>>64061reverse feel:
>decent sized boobs>absolutely awful, Hank Hill tier flat ass and squats aren't helping mfw the guy I orbit prefers DFC anyway
ace630 No.64662
>>64061>tfw I am that feelTime to McFucking Kill Myself.
c7a51a No.64663
>>64061>>64662If you have anything beyond sex to offer a man, it'll make up for it easily, that being said, sadly most women are only good for sex.
ace630 No.64667
>>64663>mfw I am bad at sex tooAll I do is suck. Literally.
Crap men are hard to understand.
48e984 No.64672
>>64667>Crap men are hard to understand.men are vastly overrated .
36cd62 No.64675
>>64672
I am bi but I am 95% into guys and 5% into girls. Can't help it, you know?
8fed3a No.64759
>>64665
It pretty much looks like this
ee30a8 No.64810
 | Rolled 10, 15, 5, 4 = 34 (4d20) |
Any other alternative boards and sites for girls or there's none?
6cac23 No.64814
>tfw massive erection while wearing a bathrobe
3c6f54 No.64851
>>63695
I wish I knew that happened when I was at that age. I didn't find out that boys get random boners till a lot later, and by that point its too late to notice boys shyly holding their binders over their pants.
f66627 No.64855
>>64173
This. You girls like to pretend being lewd now, but when you were teens you were more like "eww, sex is gross !"
e22457 No.64856
>>64855
Sadly no.
Girls HAVE to resort to the whole "sex is gross" attitude or else they get shamed.
No tumblr-shit, is actually a fact. One of my best friends didn't knew anything about sex until we started talking more. She didn't even knew girls could cum. This is how our society hides sex from girls.
f09a91 No.64863
>>64856
This.
At my school you could chat about boys and shit in small group but the second you talked about anything sexual around boys you're guaranteed a slut sticker for the rest of the term
391be8 No.64868
>>64173
>not being proud of your boner at that point
>not waving it around as a symbol of sexual pride
gay
cee8e0 No.64872
>>64868
Follow this post for How To Get Slapped 101
391be8 No.64880
>>64872
follow this post for being a bitch 101
849987 No.64883
>>64880
So a guy gets an erection, and then waves it around the girl, the girls slaps him, and the girl is being the bitch?
This is why you don't have a gf
911851 No.64925
>>63764
Perform exercise that strengthens your pectoral muscles, so your body can hold up the fatty tissue.
a332db No.64985
>>64883
Stop boner-shaming, shitloard.
a1a25e No.64989
>>64985
At least shout a trigger warning before you shove a stiffy in my face :^)
88741a No.64990
11c3e6 No.65010
>>63743
Watch for guys with their hands in their pockets pushing forward on the front of their pants. That's how adults hide it when they're standing up.
42dea5 No.65052
>>63695
happened once when I was on the bus with my friend and guy friend.
Was pretty funny but not so cute :L
5672e8 No.65053
>>63695
>>65052
>mfw me and my friend Cinthya play "the boner game ridiculous"
You see, the rules are simple: Whoever spots a guy with a boner wins a point. Extra points if they have cummed. This week so far I have 4 points and she has 9. I gotta step it up, but she is tiny so she can look better at cocks when we are on the street.
649c49 No.65054
>>64863
How can you be a slut if you didn't even have sex.
9backwards11me
d25aca No.65071
>>65054
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3483d2 No.65073
>>65010
Exactly this.
Watch for ones carrying stuff like briefcases and that at their sides. If it's tilted inwards towards their center more than normal their probably hiding one. (that trick works surprisingly well for hiding at most angles)
04e8c4 No.65077
>>65053
wat…girls actually do this?
2e7bb2 No.65081
>>65077
Yeah. Stealthy as heck tho. Me and my friends talk and do this kind of stuff all the damn time, lol.
The other day me and my best friend were browsing a sex shop. She said she would help me to afford a dildo (poorfag here, sob sob) if I do use it a lot.
2e7bb2 No.65082
>>65081
Probably should add that was the first time any of us went to a sex shop. We were looking for a dildo for a photo session I was gonna do. But we couldn't buy any. I had to take non-lewd photos.
04e8c4 No.65083
>>65081
>>65082
You and your friends sound pretty cool…no girls like that where I'm from unfortunately /sigh…to my knowledge anyway lol
2e7bb2 No.65086
>>65083
You gotta drop in the stealth cues.
Me and Cinthya discovered we are both free spirits after we started joking a lot one day.
04e8c4 No.65108
>>65086
"the stealth cues" lol
I'm already pretty paranoid about having a boner in public, this has just made it 100 times worse!!
pic related, mfw i feel a semi happening
dbdaac No.65114
>>65108
>guy
Oh no. I doubt many girls drop stealth cues to guys unless they want to get in his pants.
ceb90d No.65117
>>65114
True, which is kinda funny because it's the exact opposite with guys hahaha. Like I'll take my female friends like I talk to my guy friends, simply because I dont want to get in their pants! Strange world we live in huh
dbdaac No.65118
>>65117
Nah when you live 21 years in this world, is not strange anymore.
Some guys do talk like that to girls because they want to get on her pants tho. But those guys lack tact.
ceb90d No.65133
>>65118
I'm 25 bruh, still finding the world strange as hell. In saying that, I'm pretty strange myself kek. To be fair, most of the guys I know are just straight up…like if they're into someone they'll just be like "I like you, you're cool. Let's go out"…unfortunately 99% of the time it fails.
dbdaac No.65135
>>65133
What a bunch of smooth-talker. Not.
Take that as what NOT to do if you want to charm a girl.
f03754 No.65143
>>65135
Yeah no shit. Personally I've just given up on females, they're too much hassle to put up with. I know one of my friends has a gf that's literally no hassle and she's totally great so I'm holding out for someone like her instead of just the usual run of the mill normie.
f52338 No.65242
>>63758
>She confirms about every feminist idea about female MRAs ever…
Feminist confirmed for bitter virgins
016944 No.65410
>>64648
Hip abductions.
use /fit/
016944 No.65411
>>63695
Happaned multiple times a day all through high school. Became master at hiding wood.
e85b75 No.65416
>>64648
oh shit are you me
>guy always goes on about how he prefers ass to tits
why even live
d353a3 No.65501
>>63680
>>63675
TFW hard because boobs
d353a3 No.65502
>>64810
Tumblr is better than you'd think, as is halfchan.
Go to halfchan /soc if you're willing to post and can ignore spammers
Or go to http://www.twitch.tv/xerxestv
fc744d No.65505
>>65502
I will gladly take the cancer here over the cancers that infect halfchan and tumblr. Tumblr's will give you diabetes and a desire to apologize for existing. Halfchans will fuck your eyes until your brain is full of holes.
>>64810
All of the sites directly marketed to women as chatboards, I personally find them disgusting. They are either cesspools of passive-aggressive bitchiness or make you want to puke from how nice, polite, and mind-numbing the conversations are. Having guys around balances out the social shit and dials down the weirdness.
Eating disorder chatboards are mostly female and tend to be type A. I'm pretty sure that's not what you meant and I don't advise using them for anything.
23a6c4 No.65686
BUT WAIT
WHAT IF
BIG BOOBS
AND BIG CLITS
8f24f0 No.66783
>>63695
Eyes up here woman, just because I have an erection doesn't mean you can just stare
067e38 No.66784
>>65505
Many of the things marketed to women are actually crude attempts by men, to meet women.
There are a few genuinely female centric things, but they tend to be about as classy as Cosmo. In other words, they're fascinating trash, but not much in the way of real conversation.
However, with practice you can learn where women naturally congregate, and speak with them. The trick is to track common female fandoms. You can find much better topics of conversation than eating disorder forums.
I'm a creepy stalker guy on the internet, and I usually don't post on /fem/ but I decided to whiteknight today, and help y'all lovely girlies out. Trust my expertise when it comes to finding girls on the internet. I'm too shy to talk to ya'll in person :(
>>65686
Surprisingly objective on this topic, I would add that most sizes of girls are pretty manageable. There seems to be a way to live with and be happy with all those little annoyances everyone's body inevitably produces in its ultimate imperfection.
In other words, go listen to that music which says you're beautiful no matter what, and then buy clothing which fits correctly.
>>66783
This happened to me once and I basically fucking died.
f8d14a No.66828
>>64883
No, the dick owner is the bitch for refusing to show his boner-pride