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b608f5 No.64021

Why is it so hard to find genuinely funny women?

Who is your favorite female comedian? Who is your favorite male comedian? Is there a wide disparity in how hard they make you laugh?

f4e40a No.64107

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Nikki Glaser is my favourite female comedian, she's hilarious

5bbc98 No.64109

Lisa Lamponeli
Joan Rivers (RIP)
And several others who escape me at the moment.

751a17 No.64118

Sarah Palin was hilarious

c2d733 No.64128

I'm pretty pleb but I think Tina Fey is pretty funny. I-I liked Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

6ba360 No.64130

Anita Sarkeesian is pretty hysterical

The amount of idiocy in one person is great.

8e1cc0 No.64155

>>64021

Are you a male by any chance? Men don't like female comedians because they can't relate and guess what I don't find most male comedians funny since I can't relate either but that doesn't mean they are le objectively unfunny.

8cf085 No.64195

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>>64155
That doesn't even make sense. If you listen to standup at all, you'll know men usually tell unisex jokes and women comedians are generally like "I'd love to go out at night without fear of being RAPED haha am I right ladies?"

8e1cc0 No.64196

>>64195

Not really, male comedians talk about dating as a man, jerking off, boners, male sexual problems, common male insecurities, being a father, ect ect and then turn around and say why don't women find it funny?

8cf085 No.64197

>>64196
You're not listening to the right male comedians. I listen to plenty that are hilarious.

d91c06 No.64198

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>>64197
I wouldn't count on it, most comedians can barley get a smile out of me. Brian Regan is the only one that I like, let alone tolerate. He makes me lose my sides I can't help it, also very child friendly.

0a6138 No.64200

>>64198
Brian Regan is funny, I agree. Have you listened to standup by John Mulaney? Similarly funny, I think, though his jokes are a little less child friendly. He's still a different type of funny than the old guys who make swearing and talking about their wives the punchline.

d91c06 No.64201

>>64200
No, I'll have to watch him. Kevin James had a special that puts me in tears, very similar to Regan. There are some decent female comics I've noticed, most comedians all around are not talented or entertaining. I sure couldn't get on a stage, I'll give them that.

67325c No.64202

Brian Regan is god tier. It takes a true expert to make it big running clean.

e13796 No.64207

>>64198
why do you specify "child friendly" ?

0a6138 No.64209

>>64207
Maybe because some comedians who aren't a little more clean often use 'fuck' as the punchline, which really isn't funny.

d91c06 No.64211

>>64207
Should I have just said actually good and leave it at that? I'd let him watch my kids, no questions asked.

d91c06 No.64219

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No idea who else to post.

cd4f4e No.64263

>>64107
A couple of chuckles but nothing major.

>>64109
>Lisa "Fat Cucking Cunt" Lampaneli
>funny

>Joan Rivers

She was alright, but nothing compared to the great male comedians.

>>64128
>I'm pretty pleb but I think Tina Fey is pretty funny. I-I liked Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
You are definitely pleb.

>>64118
>>64130
kek'd

Seriously, I don't get the never ending futile attempts at proving that women are as good as men at ANYTHING. Because they're not. Women never were nor will ever be better than men in anything other than taking a cock in the cunt. That's it. It's different in individual cases of course, but, in general, that is it.

cd4f4e No.64264

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>>64202
>Brian Regan is god tier. It takes a true expert to make it big running clean.
pic related
it's Jerry Seinfeld demonstrating the size of the last dick he had to take to get Seinfeld on TV.

79b0f6 No.64265

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>Why is it so hard to find genuinely funny women?

It's the inverse of how much easier it is to find "a funny male comedian" than to admit how gay you are for him.

a27742 No.64266

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>>64263
>women will never be better than men at anything other than taking a cock to the cunt

Troll on edgelord.

0ab583 No.64296

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Josie Long

31f13d No.64299

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I kind of have to agree.
Now that I think about it, most comedians I see are male. And female comedians are, more often than not, not that good.

Uhmm. I like to believe it is because we are unrepresented in this matter? But yeah, come to think of it not many are that funny.

e46cc3 No.64303

>>64299
Underrepresented probably because women just aren't as interested in this sort of job, most likely.

e9105e No.64308

>>64303
…or more likely they don't have enough quick wit and observation skills to make funny jokes.

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81d1d5 No.64330

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>>64329
How do I embed?

fcf089 No.64443

French and Saunders used to be a hilarious duo. Too bad their new stuff isn't as good.

22771b No.65020

>>64196

Male comedians tend to cover many topics, women shriek irritatingly about periods. Women do find men funny (indeed, in any standup gig, women are the ones laughing hardest).

Men don't find women funny because men have higher standards of what is funny, whereas women will laugh at almost anything.

Also, evolution has blessed man with humour as a tool of attraction.


22771b No.65021

>>64296

Isn't even slightly funny.

To be fair, pretty much all of the (british stand up) men are unfunny, trendy-liberal cucks.

In general, though, men are a lot funnier than women and actually communicate using humour to a far greater degree.

Women can be great as comic writers and actors….just women performing stand up is excruciating.


d688aa No.65026


abafd1 No.65042

>>64263

Lisa Lampaneli is okay


13c279 No.65044

>>64330

Based Hitchens.


143b0d No.65865

>>65026

That was fucking terrible. Watching her laughing at her own jokes didn't help either.


872b14 No.65904

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I literally think it's because women don't have to be funny.

Like, dudes who are gorgeous? They'll get laid.

Dudes who are smart/educated? They'll get some.

Fitbros? Banging.

Rich guys I shouldn't even have to explain.

But like, dudes are constantly starving for sex. I like it, but I can go for a while without sex. I don't know a single guy who goes longer than a week without sex and doesn't complain.

So like, comedy is another way. Anyone else loved that funny jokey guy in high school? Or at least crush on funny guys at work? And you just get to enjoy it, you just show up and guys are hilarious.


872b14 No.65905

>>65044

dubs for truth


a57375 No.65947

>>64021

most are too sensitive and take shit too personally


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152b48 No.66042

>>65020

>Men don't find women funny because men have higher standards of what is funny, whereas women will laugh at almost anything.

That's a shitty way of putting it.

Lets put it more clearly: Men will laugh because it's funny. Women will laugh because it's social.

That's the general trend.


e7d6c0 No.66044

A lot of women, for various reasons, don't bother trying to improve their timing, delivery, or material; because of that, they tend to suck at it. Those that do, tend to be able to be funny.


933ae5 No.66073

On top of Hitchins has to say

Comedy derives from suffering.

When women suffer, society goes out of its way to make it a completely serious matter

On top of that, comedians will frequently self deprecate in order to balance out the fact that they so much shit.

Women tend to avoid self deprecation, (up until recently), and it makes them seem jealous and caddy.

Its one of the reasons why Daniel Tosh is hit or miss (read edgy), he doesn't always shit on himself enough to balance out all the shit he talks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=184&v=l4FJDQF3AUU

In 8 minutes she deprecates once

Bill Cosby has an entire bit dedicated to his father coming home and beating his family.

>>65026

This bit from some rando?

Closes she gets is talking about wanting to be reborn Asian, but instead of breaking down herself as an individual, she externalizes blame on White guys and Asian women.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsrtRGA-t_U

Here's a Christopher Titus bit on meeting a gal's dad, and not even 2 minutes in he talks about getting party vanned, and tortured, and the rest of the bit is about how much better another man is then him, ending on how if he ever pisses the family off his body will be scattered across 4 states.

Amy Schumer rose to popularity cause half of her jokes are about how shes unfunny, untalented and unattractive. She self deprecates.


7fe122 No.66076

This is my opinion, and seeing as I once got banned from this board for voicing a similar one I was a bit reluctant about posting this one but I just watched a video about what makes people angry titled "This video will make you angry" and I did get angry, and since I barely browse this board I'm going to share my opinion, because I'm angry.

There are rules in comedy, unwritten ones but also rules that any person with half a brain would understand exist, like guidelines, and these guidelines prevent comedians from joking about a lot of things. For example, the most obvious one would be that a comedian who wants to be successful has to be politically correct, there's no way around it. And before you jump the gun there are of course politically incorrect comedians, who make sexist jokes and use slurs like "faggot" but they are really underground and usually only have one popular performance. The thing is that while your act might be "offensive" it always has to stay in the "I'm just joking with you" spectrum, you can make a joke about ugly people, you can joke about a bad driver who happens to be a woman but you can't take it further than that, and when you do joke about it, you need to have a cover-up strategy, like a comedian making fun of a group of people and then saying something offensive about themselves like remarking on the fact that they are fat or balding so the audience would go "you see, he makes fun of everyone even himself, not just women", but I digress. Point is, comedians nowadays more than ever are politically correct, whether they like it or not, and because of that most White, male, comedians revert to joking about everyday situations they find themselves in, about their daily life. Just look at Louis CK, it's his entire premiss, even has a show where he just goes about his daily business. And it's not just him, Ricky Gervais? Same thing, I even recall him mentioning in one of his stand-up acts that he refrains from doing political stand-up for the obvious reasons. Those comedians build their acts around your daily life situations, like going to the bar with your mates and getting drunk, or taking your kids to watch a Miley Cyrus concert, they refrain from touching touchy political subject because they know that if they've got a controversial view on something, people might not take it as a joke but actually get offended by it, which is why they either go full politically correct or leave it out all together. But not all male comedians are like that, just watch any black, or Latin comedian, half their acts are about how white people are bad, and how they are the victims etc etc, but why? Because they get a pass at it, they get to make fun of White people, and White males because in their case IT IS politically correct, it's NOT racist, so they go for it. Can you imagine a White male comedian talking about how he doesn't like blacks or their culture? POC comedians on the other hand? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nab0hln0ad8

And when it comes to women comedians, it's pretty much the same thing. Notice how most of them are liberal or feminists or both. Can you imagine a woman making an act about how she went to the bar with her girl pals and they had a few martinis and how some guys were totally checking them out? It's not funny. Women comedians often compare themselves to men in their acts, often where the moral is that women are better and if they do something in a certain manner it's because the male dominated culture we live in tells them to do it that way. Or they joke about sexual stuff, but unlike a guy who jokes about how he screwed up with a woman, which a lot of guys can relate and find funny, a woman would joke about how bad a guy was in bed and didn't manage to satisfy her.

Or in other words, to be a little bit more politically correct myself: Women don't get men, their comedy often is to self centered, something that a majority of male viewers can't get a laugh out. So while the women in the crowed are shouting "GIRL POWER" the men are just going "meh".

Also, check this out for size: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZJ-_OTvsqo you see how he acts? You see stage persona? This is the heart of the show, now show me an act where a woman comedian carries out a similar persona? Comedy is art, aside from funny jokes you need to have your own act, you have to own the stage in your own way, and one thing I've noticed about female comedians is that most of them act exactly the same, they just stand there telling the jokes.

I can go own for a while but I'm getting bored, cheers mates.

Here's the video I mentioned in the beginning for anyone who was interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE3j_RHkqJc


000000 No.66083

>>66076

Were you seriously expecting to get banned from /fem/ of all places for posting a politically incorrect opinion? The board owner is a colossal faggot, but not because of overbearing moderation.


53a7ca No.66092

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>>64263

>trying this hard

anon pls

Lucille Ball. Obsessed with that woman.

Seriously, I too find Lisa Lamponeli, Joan Rivers, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and even that fat feminist slut Amy Schumer funny.

Does Garfunkel & Oates count?

>>66073

You're onto something. The narcissist act doesn't work on girls, and very few male comedians can pull it off well. Amy Schumer is funny because she makes fun of herself and doesn't work the "Oh I'm so sexy and being a woman is hard boohoo" angle like Whitney Cummings and similar. Margaret Cho is just foul.


bfa7d9 No.66177

The main difference I've noticed is that a central part of comedy is timing and emphasis. Guys who are comedians might have good jokes but they're famous because their timing is spot on. There's a flow to comedy and many of them just naturally get it. There are very few women comedians who naturally get it. However most of the ones I've seen try to compensate with more content to make the joke better and it fails, not because the joke itself is necessarily bad, but rather their timing is off or awkward and it diminishes the potential.

Of the guy comedians I seen perform only one of them lacked timing and he got kind of bitter about the neutral response and then he sucked because the bitchiness wasn't funny. On the other hand, I found all of the women to be awkward and a little boring.

>>66076

>And when it comes to women comedians, it's pretty much the same thing. Notice how most of them are liberal or feminists or both. Can you imagine a woman making an act about how she went to the bar with her girl pals and they had a few martinis and how some guys were totally checking them out? It's not funny. Women comedians often compare themselves to men in their acts, often where the moral is that women are better and if they do something in a certain manner it's because the male dominated culture we live in tells them to do it that way. Or they joke about sexual stuff, but unlike a guy who jokes about how he screwed up with a woman, which a lot of guys can relate and find funny, a woman would joke about how bad a guy was in bed and didn't manage to satisfy her.

Or in other words, to be a little bit more politically correct myself: Women don't get men, their comedy often is to self centered, something that a majority of male viewers can't get a laugh out. So while the women in the crowed are shouting "GIRL POWER" the men are just going "meh".

Do you purposely go see feminist comedians? I've never heard a woman comedian say women are better. Yeah, we'll compare ourselves to men. It happens all the time. I'm not saying the jokes where a chick talks about clubbing with her friends is necessarily bad but sometimes while trying to tell a joke, the woman comedian will either forget to get to a defined point or they'll assume people in the audience got what was implied (which some girls might get maybe.) Both of these are awful attempts at comedy because of timing and emphasis. Also they're only relatable for a percentage of the audience.

Guys joke about sex stuff all the time. All of the jokes don't have to be tailored for a male audience (you.) You only think it's self-centered because you aren't used to being left out. "Getting men" though is more just understanding your audience as a whole and that a style of comedy or poorly-written joke might be incredibly ineffective, even if you are catering to one sex over another for whatever reason. Dismissing half the audience is just stupid.

As for the political correctness thing and Louis CK, the difference in his act is that unlike a stand-up routine, a tv show has more time to fill and a slower, more narrative pace is better suited to the format. The comedians have the right to exclude topics for personal reasons and while they would like more freedom, to just go at difficult topics is very risky. Being a successful comedian is as much about what you say as what you do and pissing people off can tank your career that's purely based on popularity.

It's still racist when other races talk about how horrible white people are but that doesn't matter because due to free speech, no one's going to stop them. However because of the power of public opinion and shaming, no white comedian who makes money from comedy is willing to touch anything like that even if they believe it because the backlash could quickly ruin everything.

You get one video on youtube of a white male comedian saying something like "Black people are monkeys because the shit that they do for drugs is bananas!" and you're getting hate mail, death threats, your manager fires you, your girlfriend leaves you for a black dude, and they're playing the clip on the local news multiple times a day.

>>66092

Garfunkel and Oates definitely counts. Fucking love them.




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