/fem/ - Female

As a girl, I say Barbie is fucking not a problem, and He man is also not a problem.

The problem is people's inane fixation with their role in society. Both men and women would rather follow others than exercise any independent thought.

>>66623

Fuck outa here

>>66624

>implying I should go out more

You really want to hook up with me, huh? ♥

I did that because she's a hot person who's neither whale nor tapeworm.

>>66674

You're really not getting it

>>66676

I really don't. What is the problem?

>>66685

>As a perverted sick fuck, I've written sexy MLP themed clopfic

>Oh and by the way I don't give a fuck about fat or thin women. I call 'em whales and tapeworms so they won't have a false self-image

>And I don't really care about women, and that someone on the goddamn internet wants to hook up with me, based on the fact that they had the nerve to talk back to me.

ftfy

>>66687

>I insult women so they won't have any false self image

>>66690

Truth hurts. It does, exactly because it isn't buried under bullshit euphemisms. Because… y'know, it doesn't conform to our bias. Also, this is an anonymous image board… I mean, we keep calling eachother niggers and faggots all the time.

Morbidly obese people resemble swine, hippos, rhinos and whales. Morbidly underweight people remind me of skeletons, planks or tapeworms. In between are dear dairies, plump piglets, delicate doves, dancing dolphins and whatever else women with a balanced, attractive figure remind me of.

>>66691

You say you're so wise, that you give others the gift of knowledge. Knowledge of their own flaws.

Since you're so observant, what's wrong with you? What are your flaws, and how can you fix them?

>>66693

Well, first off, I don't give much shit about anything, which is like being a steam engine without fuel. I'm not particularly diligent as a result, there are dust bunnies and dust layers in my room, and I sometimes skip a shower. I'm also quarter kike, so I have a tendency to hoard useless shit, hold a grudge, overdramatize stuff, overthink stuff to the level of being completely impractical, I'm prone to mild bipolar swings, I find certain cartoon ponies hotter than real women (yes, that's obviously degenerate), I used to have sexual fantasies about my own teenage sister, I'd rather burn the world than get nailed onto a cross for it (and it's pretty obvious that the only way I'm special is pejorative), I had a few one-month relationships where I got bored of the chick and I dumped her, I'm also prone to just cut contact with people I find bothersome, and if it was for my emotions, I wouldn't have a breakdown if a truck ran over my above mentioned sister in front of my eyes. Oh, and I'm very introverted.

Of course, I have positive traits as well. Mostly in terms of self-awareness and self-control, and I'm proud of these traits, because they are my achievements. I've become a better, more social, more dependable, more supportive person than who I used to be.

And a few more things: I often joke around pretty promiscuously, I have testicular thrombosis, I look like a frog with my beer belly, and I'm pretty mediocre in a wide range of tasks that will become obsolete when the sand niggers bring us the armageddon and the western civilization crumbles down in flames.

I don't think I can fix anything without the actual will to do so. What I really wanted to fix, I did. For what I didn't, I take responsibility. I could be an 8/10? Maybe. But I'm not taking care of myself that much, so I'm a 5-6/10 at best by looks, and I don't yearn for women that much. I will die around the age of 60, probably on the street and alone, enjoying all my cis-het white male privilege among a humankind that I no longer sympathize with.

>>66694

You need some love, stranger. I love you. I want you to be happy.

>>66703

I really appreciate your kindness. Yes, I'd probably need love as a human. But do I deserve it? I can't really reciprocate it, aside from doing what I find morally right and resisting my selfish impulse to be cruelty incarnate. Sure, my friends and colleagues adore me for some reason, despite my sometimes infantile, annoying or moody behavior… but that's just me doing what is right… Because, in the depths of my wretched soul, I am an enemy, I'm the treacher of treachers, a treacher even to myself. The best I can do is to be as unsuccessful in regards of what I enjoy as possible.

Sadness? Yeah, I got used to this feeling. I embrace it like the cold autumn rain drizzling down on my face.

And despite I'm trying to make it look like I have this great struggle inside, on the outside I'm just a nice and bitter guy… Occasionally a freak or a dick, when I get to show the white of my fangs anonymously, like here. But is it worth this dramatic wording? Or is it just he parodical exaggeration of a poser?

Anyway… getting back to the OP post: Fairy Princess Barbie doesn't look like shit in my eyes. One can be the perfect living dutch wife for all I care, I'm still getting the hots for the not necessarily beautiful but loveworthy person… you know – the one I'm unworthy of.

>>66704

You don't need to beat yourself up.

>>66706

Thank you, but a man should be able to take a beating… and I was asked to display my flaws to begin with: The things I'm aware but not proud of – so I did. Does it feel comfortable to remind myself of these attributes? No. Would it be better if I deluded myself in being the grand prize, king of the world, prince charming? Definitely not. Objectively examining oneself is crucial for one's self-improvement. One can't fix what they refuse to acknowledge.

And whileI might be still struggling with things, I've come a long way from the spolied little mommy's boy I used to be a decade ago. From an egotistical whiner in rose-tinted glasses, I've grown up to be a valuable and dependable friend, colleague and eldest brother. And I'm proud of that.

>>66707

It would be better to love yourself, and admit your flaws, than hate yourself, and reinforce your flaws.

>>66710

>obedient and selfish

*obedient and selfless

>>66710

Which is why you gotta love yourself. You don't want to be a parasite. Love yourself, and you won't need other people to love you until they're the right people.

>>66714

>You don't want to be a parasite.

And how exactly would I be a parasite?

>>66725

Are you fucking lurking this board all day? I came here to shitpost and vent off my hate towards some women. I just fucking can't cope with it. I don't want to hate women, but I'm starting to lose control over my feelings.

Trudeau is a fag

>>66727

>be 3rd world away

>lurk fun boards from work at random to kill time

but man you've got some shit government dude, I mean, tampon tax? really?

>>66729

I know. The next 4 years will be shit.

>>66754