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No.15
>tfw no one to lewdly dominate me
>no one to force his fingers inside of me and whisper what a slut I am for wearing no panties under my skirt with him in the house
>no one to spank me and grope my ass hard after I've put the roast in the oven to cook
>no one to leave me a quivering mess, cum dripping from me, as he goes to get changed for dinner while the oven just starts to bing for me to get it out
>no one to smile at me as I bring the food in as I realize just how happy I make him
Lewd fantasies thread?
No.21
Are you the girl who enjoys housework?
No.23
>>21Nope. I just turn really, really, submissive when I'm turned on.
No.28
>roast
Literally the laziest kind of cooking short of frozen dinners.
>put into oven
>wait
>take out of oven
Absolute shit tier.
No.31
>>28Ayyy she's feeding her man and pleasing her man. Can't argue with that.
Also, I don't think she can do any elaborate cooking while they're having a good time.
No.33
>>15>tfw no one to pop my butt for not getting out of bed in the morning>tfw no one to snuggle against in the winter and watch movies on netflix with>tfw no one to laugh at my awkward autistic humor and tendancies>tfw no one to comfort me when i fuck up and get all flustered.this world is truly cruel
No.36
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>>28What do you want me to cook anon? I know how to make stew, chicken and white wine sauce, curry, spaghetti bolognaise, mince and gravy with mashed potato and mixed veg, BBQ pulled pork, fajitas, traditional dinners (kind of iffy on the yorkshire puddings though), pizza, lasagna, and home made burgers! I'm thinking of learning some other dishes too…we bought a bread maker last week so maybe I could learn how to make soup for the Winter? (We as in family. Still no husbando.)
No.37
hello I am a man(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS)
No.38
>No bf to let me slobber on his cobber
>No bf to lick me clean of my vaginal mucus
>No bf to peg while he screams for mercy
Life is so K. Rool ;-;
No.39
>>33
>pop my buttExplain what you mean by this.
No.41
No.48
>tfw neet>tfw don't know how to cook>tfw men don't like me>tfw crap at making myself look nice>tfw wouldn't even make a good housewife>>23>I just turn really, really, submissive when I'm turned on.Me too.
>>36>What do you want me to cook anon?He can't reply or he'll get banned.
No.49
>>48But it says "You may post here if you are a man but if you make a topic relating to men in any major way, you will be banned" Shouldn't he still be able to reply? It could even be a woman saying she thinks my cooking is lazy.
No.51
>>49>But it says "You may post here if you are a man but if you make a topic relating to men in any major way, you will be banned" Which is silly because
>>35 didn't get banned (but a guy replying did).
No.55
>>48Learning how to cook is pretty easy though. Is there something you'd like to try and make?
No.79
>Orcs carry two hobbits piggy-back towards Mordor.
>After a long day of ceaseless travel, night has overtaken them all.
>Within the orc camp they're thrown down onto the grass
>"Rabble Rabble", the orcs slobber and bicker around their fire; hungry.
>"They are not for eating", shouts one, as another orc advances upon the seemingly child-like captives.
>A fight erupts
>Slicing into his comrade, blood bubbling audibly - the alpha orc jeers.
>The hobbits can only cower; hands and legs bound, listening.
>The fighting, as all war fare, riles up the mob of beasts
>Aggresion and panic seemingly excites them.
>In the moonlight, thier huge throbbing cocks were silhouetted in the fire light.
>Snarling in agreement, it's decided - they will instead, feast upon he unsullied butt-holes of the unsuspecting hobbits.
>Strong, alien hands envelop the hobbit's torsos, clawing through cloth and leather.
>Easily tossed onto their bellies, their pants are then taken.
>Two lily-white asses are on display, the tender bounty of flesh quivering.
>"Merry, I'm so scared", cries Pippin, eyes wide and unbelieving.
>"It can't last forever", gulps Merry in answer, "We'll be aright"
>He knows it's a lie
continued? lol
No.82
No.85
>tfw single child
>tfw no /fit/, outrageously sexy older brother
>tfw no one to sneak into my room at night, being ever so quiet no to wake mommy and daddy
>tfw I can't sleep in my hottest, most lewd undies to tempt brother
>tfw he won't silently spoon me and play my with pussy
>tfw can't get on top and ride older brother until he cums buckets
>tfw no brother to cream pie you
>mfw
No.165
>>15>tfw no one>no one>no one>no one>no oneCan you, cease to be afraid of ask about sex?
It's easy.
No.168
>tfw will never have a quirky cute femanon to dominate
>tfw i would treat them like a queen outside the bedroom and a whore in the bedroom
>tfw not ugly, about 7/10 (see pic)
>mfw see worse guys constantly with at least 6/10 or higher gf's
>constantly start to think "wtf is wrong with me"
>literally just given up now
might as well post my lewd fantasy since I'm most likely going to be banned for this post anyway, I wish you /fem2s/ luck btw. /fem/ has totally went to shit and is a cancerous hypocritical circlejerk between Swami and the mods.
>tfw no gf to dominate
>tfw no gf to be rough with
>tfw no gf to choke and throw around
>tfw no gf to do the same back
Basically would love a half masochist/half sadist gf to dominate and be dominated by!
No.169
>>168Apparently I can't post a pic, oh well.
USER WAS RAMMED FOR THIS POST No.195
>>48>watch cooking shows, do what they do, memorize it>figure out why men don't like you, fix it if you can>find a fashion style that looks good on you, stick with it, making sure it has mild variations, no one likes a girl who dresses the same way everyday>learn some homemaking skills, learn to enjoy themBam, instant 7-9/10
No.201
>tfw no charming prince who will take care of me
>tfw no aforementioned charming prince who will be a gentleman even in the bed, and who will be dominating in bed.
>tfw no guy expressing his love, telling me how much he loves me and how his life would be miserable without me, while he is fucking me in every single position.
>tfw no beautiful husband who will penetrate your asshole, tear your vagina and grope you, all the while he says the cutest things to you, like when you started dating
>tfw you will NEVER EVER suck him off while he smiles. A warm smile that clearly tells you he is the man for you, and that you two will be the closest partners until death finally takes you away
I just want a charming prince. I want romance. I want someone who actually loves me for who I am and what I represent.