There's plenty of pics of disgusting lardasses and the bullshit they spout about their manatee-like guts being the result of their genes (kek) but how about some tales of personal exposure? Stories of the latest IRL fatty to make you feel ill please gents.
My own was this afternoon while swimming.
>Head in at the same time as 3 hamplanets, we're the only ones in there
>Blond granddaughter, fattest (20s, 5.6ft 300 pounds)
>Curly haired witch woman, mother (mid 40s, 5.4ft 260 pounds)
>Bulldyke-cut stocky, grandmother 'thinnest' (60+, 5.2ft 200 pounds)
>annnd
>Me, no relation to them 6ft, 160 pounds, doing this for 2 years and was pretty trim when I started.
>It basically looked like each of them had eaten one of me to get where they were.
>Hear one of them claim "40 lengths" (I nearly laugh)
>Youngest is literally craned into the water.
>Just fuck my shit up, she's like 10-12 years younger than me, what a life.
>Mother takes about a minute to get one leg in the water for fear of what gravity might do.
>instantly feel compelled to go as fast as I possibly can for as long as possible
>I stretch and lap the fattest 4 and a half times in the space of time it takes her to waddle through 1 length.
>They move at a snails pace in tandem taking up nearly half the pool between them.
>The entire time Blondie talks about visiting a KFC and making a point of getting wedges and 'real mayo' immediately afterwards.
>The mother admonishes the daughter for walking half a length.
>The 'girl' cannot get her body horizontal in the water, is basically in standing position and moves like a giant baby.
>The tubby grandmother suddenly shows that she is faster than both her child and her grandchild.
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