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Rate my physique hoes they love me they say Im a pleaser.


I rate this a shitpost/10.


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Um excuse me who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Bodybuilders look like piles of dog shit anyways girls like me more.



This kind of cuckoldry is why Quebec wants to be independent.


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is that your grinder profile pic?

=) tattoo is quite possibly the dumbest idea for ink humanly possible. did you loose a bet with a 12 yo girl? what tattoo artist is pathetic enough to do that?



How about I pick up a dumb bell and smash it over your fucking head you meathead. Oh gotta puff out my chest to look big


Maple syrup/10


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Btw I got a huge pecker and I can lift 95 lbs over my head 20 times and curl 50 lbs 25 times and do 10 push ups the hard way on my bed.


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you must be the toughest canadian, which is like be in the smartest kid with down syndrome.



That's a pretty average looking pecker. The only thing I believe you're capable of is doing 10 push ups.



why has your bell end got spots on it




>that measly thing

If anything you're slightly smaller than me and less thick, I consider myself pretty average. And what the fuck kind of gross STD is that on your glans?

>10 push ups the hard way on my bed.

10 pushups isn't a lot at all


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I got abs



God damn it maple syrup what r u doin


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>reverse image search turns up empty

>girls like me more


>push ups the hard way on my bed





You should get out of there before the homeowner returns.


Oh shit it's antifa. I'm scared.


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Hey OP here I slayed this hot bitch you fags jelly


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Post sex story. I'm mad jelly.



what does DTF mean?



I keep forgetting we have international posters on our board…

It means Down To Fuck.



hey there big boy, I really oughta move to Canada, girls there seem to be starving


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>Professional looking profile photo


>Hey sexy

>Hey big boy

>Anything for you

I don't think what we are seeing here is a genuine human interaction.


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Well this is quite the giggle now isn't it?


OP here this character was based on an old room mate of mine. I catfished him and got his nudes kek.

Hope you faggots enjoyed this shitpost.

The leaf strikes again.

But yes he did slay alot and on tinder he got 50 matches.



>Hope you faggots enjoyed this shitpost.

glad you came clean about it

>he got 50 matches

nigga you cereal?

that doesn't mean anything…. I literally got hundreds, and sum that up with happen and other apps



My own tinder i get 1 or 2 every few months who dont respond so genuinely surprised.

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