Catalog
Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdfMax filesize is 8 MB.Max image dimensions are 10000 x 10000. You may upload 5 per post.
File: 1454111296445.jpg (31.1 KB, 450x450, 1:1, pishes.jpg)
i just ate 825g of tinned peaches: ask me anything /fit/izen 01/29/16 (Fri) 23:48:16 No.84628
ask a guy who just ate a 825g tin of peaches, feeling tuff tbh fam
/fit/izen 01/30/16 (Sat) 00:04:14 No.84629
nigger I could eat two of those cans and then go on to consume an entire pizza and a gallon jug of ice tea, you think you're tough? you're SHIT.
/fit/izen 01/30/16 (Sat) 00:47:20 No.84631
>>84628
Are you dead and typing it in the heaven of shitposters? did it gave you explosive farts or mutant guts?
/fit/izen 01/30/16 (Sat) 15:40:19 No.84695
enjoy your diabetes
/fit/izen 01/30/16 (Sat) 15:53:30 No.84697
File: 1454169210961.webm (2.74 MB, 325x325, 1:1, Reminds me of those comps….webm)
You fucking faggots.
I just had 3 beers, a tub of greek yoghurt, 3L of whole milk, a pack of crabsticks and a few burgers.
Get on my level.
/fit/izen 01/31/16 (Sun) 12:23:35 No.84797
>>84697
your body must really hate you
/fit/izen 01/31/16 (Sun) 12:41:55 No.84798
>beer
>crabsticks
I really dislike your taste
>Milk
>Burguer
>Yogurt
that's actually good lel
/fit/izen 01/31/16 (Sun) 13:10:33 No.84800
>>84797
>>84798
I am thoroughly convinced my body is going to absorb any kind of heavy metals I eat and line my guts with them. I want to be an indestructible devouring machine and justify it with my lifts.
/fit/izen 02/07/16 (Sun) 21:47:11 No.85498
>822g
>including juice
fam you ain't tuff stuff
/fit/izen 02/07/16 (Sun) 23:52:06 No.85511
ask a man who just drank a whole cup of tea here.
I'm feeling faint, might lay in the bathtub in case I pass out
/fit/izen 02/08/16 (Mon) 09:10:04 No.85554
>>85511
whoa whoa whoa slow down man,
it's all well and good shitposting on a forum for namibian cow fertilisation tips and tricks but seriously don't overdo it
/fit/izen 02/08/16 (Mon) 11:53:03 No.85560
File: 1454932383106.jpg (119.9 KB, 950x790, 95:79, Holy shit that was amazing….jpg)
>>85554
Whoa there lads, check this zoople out - I drink my tea from a mug like a cheeky bugger eh?
How's that for a zinger?
/fit/izen 02/09/16 (Tue) 14:08:50 No.85663
Just ate a block of tofu as a challenge, 400g in total.
/fit/izen 02/09/16 (Tue) 14:22:59 No.85665
File: 1455027779572.jpg (136.56 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, tofu.jpg)
>>85663
>tofu
What does that stuff even taste like? I can't imagine it being any good.
I mean, look at this shit.
/fit/izen 02/09/16 (Tue) 14:25:55 No.85666
File: 1455027955757.jpeg (22.3 KB, 241x209, 241:209, image.jpeg)
>>85560
You'll never get massive doing mugs.
Real men drink from the pot. This pot.
/fit/izen 02/09/16 (Tue) 14:36:10 No.85668
Do you microwave the water and then use a tea bag. I do that because I am a lazy motherfucker.
/fit/izen 02/09/16 (Tue) 17:00:27 No.85685
>>85666
>not drinking the water and eating the dry tea leaves and letting the heat of your lefts turn you into an internal combustion engine and do the shit
Never gonna make it
/fit/izen 02/09/16 (Tue) 17:04:44 No.85687
>>85665
it tastes like the ashes of your enemies.
/fit/izen 02/09/16 (Tue) 19:04:02 No.85715
there is no taste to it, but it is not as bad a people make it, just bland.
/fit/izen 02/09/16 (Tue) 19:13:00 No.85716
>>85715
>there is no taste to it
part of what makes it good. it soaks up whatever flavour you kook it with
to make it soak up sauce better, freeze it, then thaw it and squeeze out excess water, then marinade it for a bit and put it in your stir fry
/fit/izen 02/09/16 (Tue) 19:50:12 No.85720
The stuff you buy in the store is bland rubber.
Fresh homemade tofu is delicious. It has a wonderful beany flavor, but the flavor disappears after a few hours. That's why in much of asia people still go to the tofumaker to get their tofu. It actually tastes good when its fresh.
/fit/izen 02/10/16 (Wed) 13:35:55 No.85798
>>85716
I like to eat it with some sort of peanut sauce curry.
/fit/izen 02/10/16 (Wed) 22:42:18 No.85839
>>84695
>fructose
>giving you the beetus
/fit/izen 02/11/16 (Thu) 00:28:14 No.85853
>>85839
Do you honestly believe that fructose…oh fuck it you can't be that stupid.
/fit/izen 02/11/16 (Thu) 02:52:00 No.85873
File: 1455159120972.gif (605.17 KB, 350x196, 25:14, As much as i liked their p….gif)
>>85668
>>85685
I lick sap from tea trees and synthesize water inside of my guts by drinking liquid hydrogen and huffing pure oxygen.
Top this you fucking teabians.
/fit/izen 02/11/16 (Thu) 06:17:50 No.85880
>24 replies
>nobody's made a "I bet OP's feeling just peachy" pun with a Carlos reaction image
I don't know what I expected but I'm still dissapointed
/fit/izen 02/19/16 (Fri) 03:26:42 No.86751
File: 1455852402276.jpg (90.57 KB, 850x899, 850:899, 12728814_955370121249477_2….jpg)
>high fructose corn syrup as main ingredient
Fuck off fatty
/fit/izen 02/19/16 (Fri) 15:27:47 No.86779
File: 1455895667046.jpg (19.08 KB, 500x367, 500:367, a783a0d5b13d7ab5064dfa0478….jpg)
>>85880
Were you left speachless?
/fit/izen 02/21/16 (Sun) 05:09:56 No.86939
File: 1456031396382.jpg (16.55 KB, 300x400, 3:4, 1433029812254.jpg)
>>86779
That'll do, /fit/izen.
That'll do.