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 No.84659

College student here, I'm determined to live the LMS lifestyle (looks money starus) the only lifestyle that is legit.

I think I'm almost there. I've had my second interview for a summer job that will net roughly 10k.

Hopefully I'll be able to use this for high deff liposuction, chin augment, cheakbone augment, Facial fat removal, and removing the bags under my eyes from middle school wow addiction.

I'll be able to have slayer facial aesthetics. What are you doing to living the LMS lifestyle, besides gymceling which I'm already doing.

 No.84661

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>looks money starus

Starus? The fuck's a starus? Colleges must've really gone a long way down when they let retards like you pass.


 No.84662

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>>84659

>lipo

>gymceling

>starus

Hahaha, kill yourself.


 No.84665

ahaha

what a fucking faggot


 No.84666

>>84659

OP you're a faggot, keep going to the gym and working


 No.84673

>>84659

You are a fucking puff m8. The only status you'll have is on Grindr.


 No.84704

Non-Americans don't know shit about the LMS life


 No.84724

How would you achieve status if you are all about looks though ?


 No.84727

>looks money status

>pouring 100% of his money into looks

>excited about getting a "summer job" and not a real, fucking respectable full time job, indicating a total lack of social status

good luck kiddo, enjoy banging highschoolers i guess


 No.84731

>>84727

who doesn't want to stick it in a nice tight 17 year old?

shit i wish i was in high school again


 No.84749

Don't forget to sage faggots


 No.84898

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>>84731

You make us look more creepy than we actually are, instead of shitposting m8


 No.84902

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Tom Cruise's look is due to aging and gear, not plastic surgery. Fuckin' retard.


 No.84939

>>84898

Lol stfu faggot. Everyone knows pussy is in its prime from about 16-20. If she's legal FUCKING GO FOR IT!


 No.84978

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>>84939

>16-20

>16

>legal

Don't worry anon go for it


 No.84988

>>84939

>prime

>16-20

10 years too late on both estimates, anon.


 No.84994

>>84978

Do you not understand conditionals? If I was somewhere where it was legal to fuck 16 year olds, I would. I have to settle with 17 year olds.

>>84988

I kekd.


 No.84998

>>84994

>Laughter without any cause

A sign of autism.


 No.85000

>>84978

In the US the age of consent varies by state, and the most common age of consent is… wait for it… 16.

I don't know what they age of consent is in Straya, but I assume whether or not she's a sheep makes a difference.


 No.85002

>>85000

That's New Zealand. Australia is so terrified of girls in their sexual prime they ban DFC adults from being in porn. However, they're good enough little goyim that the abos are free to rape as many 5 year old white children as they feel like. The government even provides the petrol to huff while they do so in certain places such as Melbourne.


 No.85007

>>85002

>they ban DFC adults

That's so stupid. Don't get me wrong, I prefer me some tig 'ole bitties, but that's just stupid.

Let's hope emperor Trump makes it a point to liberate Australia.


 No.85012

You are doing this shit in the wrong order. It's status, money and look


 No.85020

>>84939

>pussy is in it's prime from about 16-20

Holy shit I've never heard a more virgin statement in my life


 No.85022

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>>85020

Then please make us aware of when that age is? 40 after she's ridden the cock carousel?

he's talking strictly about the girl's body, not the girl's personality


 No.85023

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>>85022

>cock carousel

M8.

>image of vagina

Don't know what the image is supposed to imply, some vaginas just look like that. Also, a vagina's 'tightness' doesn't wear out. If she doesn't stay fit or doesn't do kegels she'll have a loose vagina, use has nothing to do with it.

THAT SAID, not all women fuck like mad. Despite what I hear paraded online if you look and it's what you're after you can find women who've been chaste and sexually restrained. Most of them are the sorts you'd find pursuing a higher education, the ones too busy for dating. You might know the type.

I would say a woman is ripe anywhere from 25 - 30 to menopause and often just stay good at sex afterward. Wide hips, a gap between her thighs, tits that'll give you a proper handful. That's a good woman, not a sinewy, underdeveloped girl who doesn't know her ass from her hat in the bedroom.


 No.85025

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>>85023

Your opinion is not the norm. Women in the age range you're talking about sometimes have great bodies, it's true, but by and large, the majority of women that age have let themselves go.

Most men find youthful bodies attractive, and for good reason. Wide hips and thigh gap are genetic things that even young girls can have. And besides that, they're generally leaner and more capable.


 No.85027

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>>85023

>Judging a woman's sexual experience solely on exterior signs


 No.85028

>>85020

>>85023

>Wants some post-wall pussy

I think we found the real virgin. Project much?


 No.85038

>>85007

Wasn't that fake? i think it was just a retarded proposal


 No.85062

>>85038

I sure hope so.


 No.85104

>>85023

God fucking damn anon!

If you wanted to make a post on your suicide take it to a a /gore/ thread man.


 No.85803

File: 1455118903839.jpeg (277.14 KB, 456x1432, 57:179, manlets.jpeg)

>unironically paying actual shekels for 'slayer' aesthetics

>starus

>summer job

>the word legit

>G Y M C E L


 No.86213

>>84978

your fucking Australian, Age of Consent is 16 you faggot cunt




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