/fit/ I ain't gay I swear but I met some dude early last year in February and he's my best friend been texting/calling him pretty much everyday. Like neither of us are virgins, we love pussy. We even bragged about girls that we got to each other in great s

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/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 14:28:29 No.84911

/fit/ I ain't gay I swear but I met some dude early last year in February and he's my best friend been texting/calling him pretty much everyday. Like neither of us are virgins, we love pussy. We even bragged about girls that we got to each other in great sexual detail. We helped each other through everything from existential crisis's to lady trouble. We've been supporting each other and really become close as friends, more than I thought was possible. Then we decided to get out of our parents house and share rent in this apartment in Idaho, we made a whole new group of friends there and we attack this dive bar pretty much every other night and go clubbing on weekends. I share all my feelings with him and we're dead honest 24/7

Then shit started getting real no homo between us. He hugged me once when this girl he liked turned him down and I was like I get it bro I get it but you're hugging me and crying. Stop.

And to make matters worse all of our new friends tease us for being the gayest 'friends' they ever met. And it's obvious neither of us are comfortable about our sexuality because we always manage to keep getting offended or upset when they tease us.

I've never been gay. I've been browsing /fit/ and chasing the pussy my entire life. Why did it come to this? What do I do to end this before I lose my sanity? Because both of us are very clearly no homo for eachother.

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 15:00:58 No.84913

>>84911

>using /fit/

>telling a really gay story

>claiming not to be gay

One of you are in the closet.

If you wanted actual advice, I would say get into a serious relationship. It would probably stop people from teasing you, and reduce the tension.

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 16:11:11 No.84915

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>it's obvious neither of us are comfortable about our sexuality because we always manage to keep getting offended or upset when they tease us

>we always manage to keep getting offended or upset

Well stop then, you fucking cockgobbling pussy.

A dude once told me he was gay and asked me whether I was into anal. I looked him in the eyes and said: I don't know, I'm not gay and it's cool that you are, now fuck off.

No spaghet, no pussy shit.

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 16:30:41 No.84916

>>84911

Nothing about this is at all gay. This is just old-school comradely. You need to stop losing your shit when your friends tease you though. Just brush it off or toss a joke back at them, it's not a big deal so stop being so insecure about it.

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 16:45:55 No.84918

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>>84911

>Browsing /fit/

>going no homo with your best friend, who you happen to spend a shit load of time with him, alone

>Doesn't realize he's a faggot

Dubs of gayness, confirmed faggot

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 17:07:00 No.84923

>>84911

If they think thats gay then the world is pretty fucked. It's just a genuine friendship and you shouldn't give that up over some retarded banter.

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 17:19:46 No.84926

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>>84911

>being this fucking scared of being gay

Modern faggots have really ruined male relationships. If you can share your feelings with him you are just honest and true friends, some people can't openly express their feelings, which is fine too, but being able to is a blessing, don't freak out just because some people think of it as strange. Your story is fucking nothing, you haven't even reached the frontiers of faggotry, stop being scared you insecure sissy.

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 18:39:22 No.84940

>What do I do to end this before I lose my sanity?

you could start by not being such a little bitch. getting called a homo is really going to cause you to postal, really?

>no, anon, ofc not, i'm just saying..

stop, you just admitted that you're being a drama queen. if you're really a legit pussymaster420 like you imply, you should see that this is some fake ass girly shit you're overthinking because you have confidence issues.

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 20:42:36 No.84955

>>84911

Nothing wrong with having a close bro. You're over thinking it.

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 20:55:59 No.84956

More one of those threads in which OP comes from another board, post it and leave it.

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 21:25:06 No.84963

OP is either a gay in the closet and afraid of it which I believe isn't the case or seriously get others opinions very personally. Still, you should keep that relationship with your friend, it's rare nowadays to be that close to a guy, if he is gay and you not, so be it, friendships don't die because of sexual preferences of course, if one of them is a homophobic and or insecure with his own sexuality, it can happen

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 21:52:51 No.84965

There is nothing wrong with having a good platonic friend, nothing wrong with physically comforting someone in a time of emotional distress, and your "friends" who criticize you for having a best friend you can confide anything in are either joking or fucking jerks, depending on how seriously they say it. I've hugged a guy when his fucking dog died and I didn't even know him that well. Nobody thought it was weird (not enough to comment on it anyway). From the relationship you described it just sounds like bromance, which really, all guys should seek. You should have a friend like that. We all should.

BUT

from how fucking terrified you are of being gay/being perceived as gay, I'm gonna guess you actually are a little bit gay. Most homophobes are.

Think about sucking his dick or taking it up the ass or something, really consider the logistics and stuff, and if you get an erection, guess what? Nigga you gay.

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 22:28:17 No.84970

>>84916

>>84923

There's a good article with amazing pictures of "old-school comradery" here:

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2012/07/29/bosom-buddies-a-photo-history-of-male-affection/

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 22:43:24 No.84971

>>84911

OP, there's only one thing left: pound that sweet boypussy.

no homo though

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 23:10:32 No.84972

Just say 'no homo' after his cum drips out of your ass ya fucking queer.

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 23:19:10 No.84975

>>84911

You need to be honest with yourself, just let it be, there's nothing wrong with being gay.

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 23:27:27 No.84976

>>84975

Everything is wrong with being gay

Shut up you fockin' faggot

no homo

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 23:28:01 No.84977

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>>84911

>/fit/ I ain't gay

Nigga you gay

/fit/izen 02/01/16 (Mon) 23:38:09 No.84979

>browsing /fit/ now

>looking at almost naked bodybuilders and dudes around the world everyday

>saying no homo when it means no homo no homo tho

nigga we're all gay by now

/fit/izen 02/02/16 (Tue) 02:37:25 No.84999

Is it that you don't trust that he's no homo, and may try to wreck your friendship by being a gay, or is it that you are conflicted about your own feelings?

/fit/izen 02/02/16 (Tue) 04:40:03 No.85003

>>84911

Looks like you got your own private Idaho. I envy you. No homo tho.

/fit/izen 02/02/16 (Tue) 05:45:27 No.85004

>>84915

hold on,

do you mean to tell there are even real faggots admitting to be faggots in post soviet latvia?

I still somehow hoped that things are more normal in your country

/fit/izen 02/02/16 (Tue) 05:47:42 No.85005

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>>84975

/fit/izen 02/02/16 (Tue) 22:18:54 No.85040

>>84976

Why so angry?

/fit/izen 02/02/16 (Tue) 23:07:14 No.85044

u have friends u so gay omg

/fit/izen 02/03/16 (Wed) 00:13:16 No.85050

>>85044

haha well said friend :))

/fit/izen 02/03/16 (Wed) 18:29:15 No.85105

>>85050

"friend", wtf ? are you a fucking faggot?

/fit/izen 02/03/16 (Wed) 22:57:36 No.85118

>>85105

yes :))

/fit/izen 02/06/16 (Sat) 03:53:02 No.85356

Talk to him, you pussy. Do you love him as a bro or as someone you'd want to fuck/get fucked by?

Either way, man up. It's manly as shit to be completely honest with yourself and your companions. Don't let flaming, rainbow-haired faggots tell you "sexuality" is black or white.

/fit/izen 02/07/16 (Sun) 04:55:16 No.85432

>>84911

I went through this when I was 16 with a group of my friends. We all ended up establishing deep bonds and we're affectionate like brothers and can share anything. It's like family. Bromance in the truest sense.

You're not gay, you're just learning how deep male friendships can go.

If you guys end up sucking each other's dicks or doing anything sexual, you're fucking fags.

Taking care of one another and being able to show physical affection is not being a fag however.

/fit/izen 02/10/16 (Wed) 15:34:48 No.85802

Just grab his dick and give him a brojob, but make sure to constantly tell him how straight you are while his cock's slamming down your throat

Fucking faggot

also

>chasing pussy

>not mgtow

wew

/fit/izen 02/12/16 (Fri) 14:33:39 No.85992

>>85802

back to /r9k/ you go

/fit/izen 02/12/16 (Fri) 16:16:20 No.85994

>>84926

>Modern faggots have really ruined male relationships.

This x100

Stop worrying about being gay, faggot.

/fit/izen 02/12/16 (Fri) 17:06:41 No.86000

>>84926

you should look at whom polls the strings instead of the puppet.

/fit/izen 02/12/16 (Fri) 17:19:46 No.86002

>>84911

>He hugged me once when this girl he liked turned him down and I was like I get it bro I get it but you're hugging me and crying. Stop.

Nigga you're the gay one. The fact that you're this insecure over your friend taking a blow hard on a bad day makes it sound like your the fag in this broship.