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/neckcrew/ /fit/izen 02/16/16 (Tue) 05:22:36 No.86452

Hey /fit/ I'm a young 21 year old thin neck white boy. I want to join the neck crew.

>What is the neck crew?

The Neck crew are a group of alpha male slayers that give off to women the vibe of dominance by having. Thick necks. Thick neck means high testerone and thus a low inhibition dom slayer.

Usually they have dominant jaws. But not always. Most of the jaw faggots are usually autists obssed with male modle twinks and their skinny arms and bone structure.

So what diets and excercises and must I do to get a thick neck, so I can join the neck crew.

/fit/izen 02/16/16 (Tue) 06:06:36 No.86455

They sell an elastic neck trainer. Saw some mma guy on youtube shilling for one once.

/fit/izen 02/16/16 (Tue) 10:59:57 No.86477

>I'm a weak faggot and want to isolate a single muscle group, wut do?

Google is your friend. Also, don't fucking isolate muscles when you can't even squat your bodyweight.

Saging because this is a shitthread and probably b8.

/fit/izen 02/16/16 (Tue) 11:02:28 No.86478

>I'm a weak faggot and want to isolate a single muscle group, wut do?

Google is your friend. Also, don't fucking isolate muscles when you can't even squat your bodyweight.

Saging because this is a shitthread and probably b8.

Someone tell kikewheels to fix his fucking site. God three false flood warning trying to send this.

/fit/izen 02/16/16 (Tue) 17:48:02 No.86487

I used to have a 14 inch neck. It's now 17.5 in and growing. This is due to me lifting very heavy things and putting them down again. Not with my fucking neck mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k96YL_jCvGE

/fit/izen 02/16/16 (Tue) 17:52:27 No.86488

>>86487

It might be 20in if you had lifted very heavy things and put them down again with your neck. 25in if you had lifted them with your mind.

/fit/izen 02/17/16 (Wed) 23:03:50 No.86633

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Just eat a lot of shit and you'll get a super thick neck like mah man Boogie. 10/10 alpha as fuck.

/fit/izen 02/18/16 (Thu) 00:11:29 No.86639

Just work on your traps so it looks bigger. Only thing I remember about the neck was doing bridges to strengthen it. That shit worked.

/fit/izen 02/18/16 (Thu) 02:00:00 No.86649

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>>86478

>Someone tell kikewheels to fix his fucking site. God three false flood warning trying to send this.

I am sick of seeing these retarded posts everywhere, holy fuck. READ THE FUCKING MESSAGE THAT COMES UP YOU DUMB TURK PIECE OF SHIT. IT EITHER SAYS POST AGAIN, OR THAT IT DID GO THROUGH AND YOU JUST NEED TO WAIT YOU STUPID CUNT

/fit/izen 02/18/16 (Thu) 03:10:26 No.86656

>>86649

We shouldn't gave to wait.

That's the problem.

And you sound like an autist IT disconnected from reality and blames normal human behavior as "dumb" when you are the one who is too sperg to get people.

/fit/izen 02/18/16 (Thu) 03:11:49 No.86657

Testosterone Nation has an article about building a yoke by Jim Wendler.

/fit/izen 02/19/16 (Fri) 11:27:19 No.86773

>>86488

I don't know whether 17.5" is good enough. Is my neck sufficiently swole to get down with the crew or do I have to put an oven glove on my head with chains on it and 3pl8s to get big gainz?

I am now practising that pout in picrel and will incorporate neck day into my programme.

/fit/izen 02/19/16 (Fri) 15:44:04 No.86781

>>86773

lmao3pl8

thx mr giraffe

/fit/izen 02/19/16 (Fri) 19:52:44 No.86799

>>86781

Post neck stats or gtfo

/fit/izen 02/19/16 (Fri) 21:31:20 No.86813

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>tfw use a neck size 18-18.5 and my shirts are still tight around the neck

/fit/izen 02/20/16 (Sat) 00:58:38 No.86843

>>86813

Ok you've got the big neck record so far m8. I think we might be able to start our own crew.

/fit/izen 02/20/16 (Sat) 05:30:55 No.86863

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>>86649

>Allows the least qualified human being in existence to modify the site

>Site is fucked up

>Instead of fixing this shit, just abandons it to work on language made up entirely of emoticons

I think I'm right to get annoyed by this shit. And no, patiently waiting for a minute each time this message comes up is nothing I should put up with when you fuck up as badly as kikewheels did.

/fit/izen 02/20/16 (Sat) 05:39:25 No.86865

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Become a vocalist for a metal band and constantly headbang throughout every performance.

Grow your hair long for weighted windmill headbangs, gif related

/fit/izen 02/20/16 (Sat) 05:59:13 No.86866

>>86865

Corey Taylor is the reason why you shouldn't train muscles in isolation when you have no muscles. And George Fisher has triggered me since that guy in our P&P group has constantly, endlessly, remarked on what a big neck he has. It's like being punched whenever you have a peanut butter sandwich: There's nothing wrong with peanut butter, but eventually, you grow to hate it because of one asshole.