/fit/ - Fitness, Health, and Feels

Now wait just one fucking moment.

That isn't lifting, that's just letting objects hang off of a body part. I can hang on to a pullup bar for hours without actually doing anything, but it gets harder to do when you actually apply yourself.

If her pussy isn't actually lifting that surfboard up and down, she will never make it, brah.

>functional strength

>>88147

That women has a prety damn useless skill. Like letting things hang from your balls. It's just a party trick, a party trick that'll get you arrested.

>>88164

>>88149

Don't you guys realize just how insanely strong her kegel muscles must be?

She could squeeze your dicks so hard they'd ==literally== turn into diamonds.

>>88169

B-but I don't want my dick to become a diamond ;_;

>>88176

I was always wondering how a shaolin would fare against a western fighter. Someone ought to make a movie where a traditional chinese fighter is challenged by a british boxer or something.

>>88177

>Someone ought to make a movie where a traditional chinese fighter is challenged by a british boxer or something.

What is

-Ip Man 3

-Fearless (Jet Li)

Then again the movie is always gonna Marie-Sue the fighting style it presents so take it with a grain of salt.

God damn. Her pussy must feel amazing.

>>88149

that is lifting because she is using the muscles inside her puss place.

she stuffs a little egg up there with a string tied to it, and holds onto it by squeezing her pussy muscles.

she even trains other women to do it.

theoretically, you can do the same thing with your ass muscles.

>>88149

Nah man, she is literally deadlifting with her vagina

>>88149

pussy farmer walks

>>88208

idk man when she tenses I'd think it would be so tight it would hurt.

>>88278

that is truely a no homo thing a real /fit/ anon would do.

>>88546

Fuck that, I am not risking anal prolapse just so I can say I have the strongest ass in Canada.

>>88548

I'm pretty sure there's a turboqueer somewhere in Canada that you couldn't hope to beat in that respect.

Also can confirm that having things rapidly ripped out of your ass hurts like a motherfucker. N-No homo tho.

>>88609

Every man in Canada is a turboqueer.

>>88548

I thought that's how they decided elections in Canada.

what about doing that with youd dick, using the hardest boner to lift weight

>>88630

I remember there was something floating around about dick curls with a wet towel, don't think I can find it though, someone else might have it.

>>88795

I believe the pose you have found is named "Sidhassana" (perfect posture)

>>88664

>>88795

i was talking about something like this

>>89385

>>89762

Close, but you're supposed to sit on either heel aswell

>>88546

>>88548

You don't have to put anything in your ass to train your kegels. You can have very strong "anal orgasms" for 10 minutes straight while retaining your anal virginity just fine. I put "anal orgasms" in quotes because even when you fap with dick, orgasm happens in your ass muscles. Read up on coregasm and just do kegels and leglock an exercise ball.

>>88278

So excited for this entirely heterosexual /fit/ muscle building technique

Make sure to take progress picks anon so we can see your gainz

>>90001

It's a fact.

The more trained your kegel/assmuscles are the more capacity for greater coregasms, which are FAR more intense than "squirt lol".