/fit/ - Fitness, Health, and Feels

>It's a hell of a thing when a rickety old guy in his 70s pops in and is faster than a fat weak 20 year old.

>70s

Pls give me some advice on life

>>88523

Heh, sadly for you *I* am a sprightly 34… ahem.

The old geezer came in later on, he swam like the undead and was still outdoing those wrecks.

Heh, remind me of back when I started hitting the gym

>Be me, 16

>Have that childhood friend who's the same age, we spent years in the same school and knew each other since we were 5

>November 2k15

>I am skinny fat, he is overweight, obese probably, not a hamplanet but still obese

>He does little to no activity

>He wants to go somewhere which is basically a 10-15 minute walk

>He takes a taxi

>Tell him one day "Dude, let's start going to a gym"

>He is all like "Hell yeah, let's do this!"

>One wednesday we meet up to go check the nearby gyms

>His mother is all like "It's great what you to are doing, don't leave him behind Anon, motivate him and help him make it"

>We go and check those gyms

>So, there are basically 4 gyms

>I wanted to go to gym X

>First gym: Before even going there, he nopped out of it, because it was well known and we would meet people we know and shit

>Second gym, the owner cared about money

>He was all like "Regularly guys, the subscription is 250 pounds, but just for you, I will make it 160 pounds!"

>Didn't like that gym that much, was too much, and there were those dudes I knew who went to that gym which I would love to train away from them, we don't get along pretty well

>Third gym, he nopped from it before going there, because it was on the sixth floor of a building and that was too much for him

>Last gym, the gym X I wanted to go to: decent distance, we knew no one, only 80 pounds, all shit is cool

>Fat friend is like "Yeah, that's the shit, let's go to this one"

>"Okay man, let's start on tomorrow (thursday)"

>"Nah, I will be visiting my grandmother and can't come"

>"Okay I will start a day earlier I guess"

>"NO, please, let's start this together please man"

>"Fine, but we start on saturday"

>"Sure thing!"

>Ask him on the way home "What are you trying to achieve?"

>"Lose weight"

>"Why don't you do cardio, go running or something"

>"Yeah right, so that we would look like running cunts"

>"Suit yourself, we should be going to the gym 3 days a week though at least"

>"Uh, can we just go to the gym 2 days a week, those are enough"

>"No they aren't, 3 are the bare minimum"

>"Humph, okay, I just hope the coach won't tell us to change our diets and that crap"

>doyouevenfuckin?.jpg

>Saturday

>"Hey dude, we are going tonight at 8:30, right, hope you haven't forgot"

>"Nah man, I can't go, there's that football match with Real Madrid and shit"

>"Dude, we had it arranged"

>"Not listening, the gym can wait, muh match"

>"Fine, I am going alone"

>"Sure, I will join you on sunday"

>Fast forward, present day

>The dude is still as fat, nothing has changed, and no matter how much talking I do, he won't go to the gym or at least do some activity instead of taking a taxi every time he takes a shit

>I haven't become mister olympic fitness, I only started less than 4 months ago, but I have made some good health, looks and strength gains

>>88532

That's depressing. I was obese as a kid and the only thing that got me to change was my friends laughing at me being fat. He needs some good ol' social pressure.

>>88532

>gym on 6th floor of a building

nigger what? what happens if you drop the weights?

although that would be super convenient, get your cardio warmup in just by climbing the stairs to get to the real workout.

>>88569

It's not a residential building it's a syndicate and there's pading on the floor, it should make it less noisy I guess

Als gyms in Egypt care a lot about noise, if you drop the weight once, shit happens, 2 or 3 times then it's too heavy for you

You dropped it in purpose then you are in for some scolding

>get your cardio warmup in just by climbing the stairs to get to the real workout.

I live on the sixth floor,going up there is nothing, for me to break a sweat I have to be pushing myself at extreme intensity

>>88532

Excuses right from the get go is a dead giveaway from someone who's completely unmotivated to even start. I've heard every member of my family claim they were going to join me 'sometime' and no-one bar an old mate of mine has ever bothered their fat arse.

Glad you pressed on, you'll start seeing some cool results soon. I was a lazy (but skinny-ish) shit all my life up until 16 months ago and it's amazing how quickly you go from doughy to solid and that 'being solid' is motivation enough to make you want more. I was getting mires from girls just about my looks (never mind my bod) within 4/5 months, as a KV this was mighty disorienting, turns out I'm pretty under all the ruin, who the fuck knew?

>>88537

Dear christ, I mean I was *slightly* overweight when I was a kid, I smoked too to be fair, so I plodded in last a few times but I never stopped jogging at least or gave up on a race, yikes.

I see some young girls these days at 13/14 and they clearly weight more than me, it's so fucking sad, they're on track to have nothing but a totally unattractive/unfucked/verbally and thus mentally abused teenage-hood because their folks fucked up raising them with regards their diet.

>>88512

You know they only go to the pool to wash the shit out of their unreachable arse folds, don't you?

You do now. Read up on it.

This is the reason I only swim in cold outdoor pools, or preferably in open water. I hate fat fucks with a burning passion because they do disgusting things like clean off their shift lakes in the jacuzzi , pass out at the wheel, require an extra 170 metres to stop in a car with two of them on board, and their fucking diabetes and bariatric surgery is costing us billions.

The hope that these fat cunts will die is the reason I am glad the NHS is collapsing.

>>88601

>When going to the pool is terrifying.

The level of tragic can be gauged by the number of hashtags in the first one. When there's that many the thing in the picture is always going to be a mess.

2nd pic, oh god that no ass, looks like it all ended up at the front huh? You always wonder if the comments are genuine in their sentiment or they're supremely catty bitches/pandering to the lardass.

3rd one is delightfully buttmad

>white hot rage

At what exactly? Realising you're most like the fugly fat one?

>how can a woman be so STUPID

Well they're not the brightest of candles at the best of times…

However, this one is on the money.

I love how the fatso takes it as a dig at her too, you'd think people who're so self obsessed would take care of themselves a bit better.

Well done on brow-beating your fatbro. I need to do the same to my brother his 'middle-age drift' is giving him a fucking tub gut.

>>88612

I was going to mention the waffle stomping (of course they named the practice after a favourite nutritious snack) but it would appear that Allah has guided you to it.

Next time you see some fat cunts at the pool look at their arms. Then look at the reach needed to wipe away all that encrusted shit and fecal slime.

They're never wet when they get in because they never shower. The pool is a bath for them.

This thread makes me ask myself why the human body is so fucking resiliant, even with all those fucking health problems coming from all the fat.

>>88537

Christ almighty

I hated running in high school and would run one lap, then walk/light jog the rest, and I only ever took more than ten minutes once, and that was because one kid was sprinting the whole thing, got distracted, and ran into a Reminder who took up two fucking lanes of the track, and I helped him get up and walked him over to the bleachers so he could clean and bandage up his leg

>>88604

FUCK I HATE YOU

FUCK

GODDAMMIT

I don't get how fat people can be so… proud about their size. I started running two days ago, and have already lost five pounds I've never been huge, I'm only 155lb and 5'11", and I'm repulsed by my gut. If I can wear a medium t-shirt and my stomach touches it, I feel disgusting. How can these people love their bodies, love themselves, when they have to custom order clothing because nothing fits?

>>88532

You should show him your gains every chance you get, if that doesn't motivates him then he's cunt and deserves to be a fat fuck

>>88652

It's so sad to see fat women that otherwise would be 10/10 qts she's not that cute, but reminded me of that

>>88631

>not posting the webm

>>88625

>The pool is a bath for them.

Makes sense when you consider their mass, probably couldn't fit into a human sized bath and certainly couldn't get out of one unassisted. One trip in the shower at home just means a fucked hip but one happens at the pool and they might be able to sue.

I'm going to keep a disgusted eye on them if they come back, see if they do anything repellent (besides existing) in the deep end. Yack, to think I didn't take shower gel with me, I should have had a bottle of Demestos and some anti-biotics.

They should be fucking hosed down and sandblasted before they're let anywhere near it the scummy hoors.

>>88631

That guy took that wormies flash seriously.

Holy fuck.

>>88595

That was a good read.

Thanks, Anon.

>>88917

I want a shirt that says "Fat People Suck"

> began bike riding my fat ass the 3.2 miles to and then from work the past 3 months

> make goal to get at least 5 hours hard cardio every week

> began difficult but the last few weeks it's gotten easy

> decide to stop biking lazily and ride like I were in a race

> 3 days later I have like zero energy for working out or doing anything really

> let friend drive me to and from work today, feeling better but lazy and ashamed of it

> get chores done at home, go to bed 2 hours early and fuck around on phone for a while

> read first few posts of this thread

> suddenly reminded why I'm going through all the trouble of health and fitness

> immediately get out of bed and do 111 crunches with a 25-lb plate then 1x30 green band lat pulldowns and 1x30 blue band lat rows (inb4/barbell one-true-wayism)

> feel much better about being reminded not to fall back into lazy fatty ways

Gonna get back on my bike tomorrow and wreck myself again and again until it stops murdering my stamina then I'll get strong from the "core-out" (starting with the heart, the most important muscle to make jacked)

>>88760

>that picture

Put a trigger warning on that shit. ;-;

>>88601

>second pic

Oh come on. Are these people doing it just for the shits and giggles?

Come on, Anon. You gotta work out until someone loves you.

>>88593

>Glad you pressed on, you'll start seeing some cool results soon. I was a lazy (but skinny-ish) shit all my life up until 16 months ago and it's amazing how quickly you go from doughy to solid and that 'being solid' is motivation enough to make you want more. I was getting mires from girls just about my looks (never mind my bod) within 4/5 months, as a KV this was mighty disorienting, turns out I'm pretty under all the ruin, who the fuck knew?

It doesn't take long to get mires. Working out tends to give of a certain aura about you and women can sense it.

>>88631

I unfortunately saw a video someone made of themselves doing that, and then forcing cum out to get the worm out of their balls.

Why the fuck would you do this?

>>88917

She's just bulking dude, cardio kills gainz

>>88968

can you post a link to that video?

>>88964

>tfw I am the dude with a fat friend who pressed on

>tfw can't remember last time I spoke with a woman

>tfw it's unlikely to happen anytime soon

>tfw I don't get pushed into that zone and am unlikely to go there

>tfw no mires

>tfw no gf

>tfw

>>89012

Fuck

I used a VPN while posting by mistake, I am your sandman from Egypt

srynobullypls

>>89007

>cardio kills gainz

So long as you aren't serious about that and you're just maymaying we're cool.

>>88917

The shirt is correct, that bitch just needs to lay off the ice-cream.

>>88524

>34

Thank fuck. I thought I was the oldest one here.

>>89008

This was awhile back, so I don't have the link anymore.

>>88968

>worm out of their balls

Is that an exaggeration or is that possible? I would assume there is some sort of valve in the vas deferens that prevents semen from reentering that would stop such a thing.

>>88941

You don't need to totally destroy yourself everyday, if you feel tired just do a casual bikeride to work

And are you sure you did 111 crunches with a weight plate?

>>89061

Holy shit, i've come from 4chan and I can't believe that its just one captcha per day, 4chan runs off a system where you need more the more you post, ending up with you completing multiple captchas successfully per post

I'm so fucking happy right now, like holy shit

>>89062

It used to be no captchas at all until Hulu ruined it. Hulu's an actual botnet, and someone found out how to exploit it, so now we need captchas. Shit sucks. I'm not sure why, though, not like it prevents the CP spam anyway.

>>89062

You JUST came from halfchan?

Better late than never I suppose, but Jesus…

Since you are a recent newcomer please share: what is it like back there? What made you finally decide to leave?

>>89015

I wonder why you are not tripfagging at this point.

>>89062

>completing multiple captchas successfully per post

wat da fug

>>89138

Because you guys hate tripfags

If you wouldn't mind me tripfagging till I get my flag back, I would do it

We are a small community, we have established identity through flags

For example:We have the angry saxon, Latvia bruh, the Bromanian, Zercher Brazilian who's also part of the barefeet masterrace, the mod from Norway,The dude who lives in Liberia, Some dude from Ireland, some other dude from Ireland we decided to call the drunken potato, The Spaniard faggot the full homo dude you

Then we have some shitposting aussies, the Cuckvarian, some vegan namefag, Some Muricans. there's that one goy from Israel as well I'm looking at you, you kike

What else, some dudes from Germany, some Canadians, some britbongs, that one dude from Turkey who uses a vpn and appears as Netherland, some dude from India, some dude from Argentina, some HueHueNiggers and some pussies from France

That's about it for /fit/

Speaking of Latvia bruh, where the hell is he, can't find him anywhere

>>89149

That vegan guy is a real fag…

>>88888

>>89149

Since latvia became mod that uppity nigger is too good for us

>>89170

I think they need another mod. Every time I come on there's threads by CP bots and shills. hint hint, mod me

>>89138

I might start namefagging if my friend starts posting so you don't think I'm a newfag.

>>89182

Well, I asked for mod status back in the day and was that close but then the thread was removed because probably they got enough mods

I agree about it with mods, but I guess we could use some mod from Shotstralia fland one from Murica for time difference

Seriously, Berlin and Oslo fall in the same time line GMT+1 while Latvia is GMT+2, they are probably waking up and sleeping around the same hours

>>89183

Do we even have a burger mod? It seems like the spam comes up right as they go to sleep and stays up until around noon for me, or late morning for latviabro.

>>88596

I never thought it was possible to dry heave from text. I'm not sure what pisses me off more:

Land whale that lived or the medical resources wasted on that waste of space.

>>89203

yeah, fat people consume medical funding and supplies at a rediculous rate. Premiums for being fat should be through the fucking roof. maybe then the won't be able to afford so much food.

Anyone have the cap about how operating on obese patients is more dangerous?

>>89048

Well doesn't that just fill me with joy.

#Sigh#

>>89211

Agreed

In the U.S., you can be changed extra on your medical l insurance for being a cigarette smoker. I don't see why that shouldn't be the case for fat ducks who are digging their own grave with a spoon and fork.

>>89228

exactly, in Canada i have to play into the same fund the lard buckets draw from for the health issues they caused. My mom and dad feel the same, its more taxes on our backs that go to a preventable issue.

>>89211

It's not necessarily about food though. Sugary and shitty food is cheaper in most places, so taking money away from them will just lead them to buy more cheap and shitty food. Unless all their food is 100% shit to begin with, it won't have an effect.

>>89149

I'm liking this /fit/ meets old/int/

>>89211

Don't they die earlier though?

>>89244

They do, but much of the medical resources are essentially wasted on them compared to the average population. For instance, if in a city with a shit ton of shootings, a kid shot in a crossfire during a drive by might be placed lower on the priority scale for the EMT's or several ambulance crews could be too busy to save the kids life because they were too busy cutting the side of a building off to get a landwhale out of said cave.

>>89237

A lot of food also depends on the location. Being in an agricultural state, most food is cheap, with exceptions for the seasons and if the is a major drought going on. Yet, this state, despite cheap frozen and fresh food, is one of the fastest on the country.

>>89237

>>89275

its not even necessarly that the shitty food is cheaper, but that it is easier to get. if there's no grocery store for a couple blocks, but a Mcdicks is just around the corner then lard lardasses are going to go to there rather than buy healthy shit.

>>89170

kek

>>89182

nigger I removed 5 or 6 of those threads in the last couple of days, they sprout like HIV infections in a san francisco pub

I just realized it, but if there was ever a body positive advocacy group called "Fat Lives Matter" I would never stop taunting it and making fun of its members even as the thought police send me to Siberia.

>>89448

That first pic, top fucking kek.

Second pic is pure delusion

Third pic, this is the exact shit that people hate about welfare leeches.

Last pic, dumblr, what a surprise.

>>89449

Fat fucks like that deserve worse.

>>89182

There's been a shitload of CP spam lately, man. In the past two weeks, we've had 24 new pedo spam threads. (3 normal shills, for that matter). There's been an insane amount. Not sure why. The two preceding weeks before that, there was no CP at all, so I dunno wtf.

>>89449

Thats some funky infection

>>89449

When you start rotting from the feet up. Jesus.

I'm guessing that's a horrific fungal infection/beetus, how on earth do these people allow this to happen? To get to that stage without going to a doctor or taking a fucking knife to it yourself must take some amazing powers of ignorance.

I'm starting to think self-neglect should be legally punished the same way you would be for letting your child get like this. You could end up endangering others with your bullshit diseases, never mind being a physical barrier to normal people in case of fires or disaster.

Doesn't have to be too bad, a couple of years in a prison camp with a very well regulated yard/diet combination would do them the world of good.

Here's one for ya to throw at the fat folk.

>>89449

>seagiant.jpg

>>89714

I value your commitment but you greentext like a young boy, nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken…

>>89731

You're a big guy

>>89732

For you!!!

A classic.

>>89765

Man, I love Weird Al. I wonder if this would generate any hate if it was released today.

>>89685

Yeah the one on the right is the 'skinny bitch' of the group ain't she.

I bet the others send her out to get the food and tear her a new hole for being genetically blessed.

>>89769

shitloads

>>89745

It's funny how the author has no point other than misdirected rage over something that will never change unless (s)he does.

There's not really any 'hate' in these threads now I think, just honest reactions to a myriad of grotesque problems that are going un-addressed.

Fat people have let their id run rampant, they have become nightmare versions of themselves through wanton consumption, that's what's so upsetting about them. Given enough wrongheaded ignorance and bad parenting that could be us, stuck in the seat of our motorised scooter up the ice-cream aisle as the engine burns out.

This faux-righteous attitude they pretend to have OL is quickly shattered by someone IRL calling them a lardass, or bounding up stairs past them, or, hell, any number of other things that make them feel as inferior as they have made themselves.

Fat people want people to 'not notice' they're fat.

They want us to ignore objective fact, to not charge them more for airfare where kg-per-person or seats per ass is the chief pricing metric, to not warn them about elevator cable tolerances, to not give them medical care which takes into account their bulk, to not offer advice on their diet, to not offer to help them lose weight.

Fat people subconsciously want to die and our telling them they could live a happier life is like telling a 80 year old they should go do cartwheels in the street. They can't imagine ever even attempting it they gave up so long ago.

What do fat people do when their vet tells them their dog is overweight and that's why it can't breathe? Do they just loudly shout "No!" and then their dog dies a week later?

>>89809

She has a point about the concern trolls. Even I hate to hear moralfaggotry in an otherwise good fat hate thread.

The "Traitor" part was hilarious, though. Maybe they just know what a bullshit movement is and now that they dropped the only emotional tie to it, are prepared to tell the truth?

>>89826

How is it people like in pic 1 are able to go out in public without an endless parade of people laughing at them and berating them so hard they either stay inside or just stop dressing like a huge faggot? You'd get stabbed up looking like that around here.

The attempted appropriation of the word 'cute' and it's misuse is disgusting, it's offensive that these people are allowed use of our language when they butcher its meaning so flagrantly.

That a human with working eyes could look at pic 4 and unironically use the word 'cute' is evidence of mental illness.

Why did pic 3 put lipstick on? It's like putting perfume on a rat.

>>89846

Likely water or something.

>>89851

Personally I'm guessing that 'something' is pies.

>>89846

Extra cheesecake for later

>>89845

The appropriation of saccharine hugglebunny language: 'super cute', 'tummy' and the like, seems to be an attempt to psychologically dampen the seriousness of the distressing issues that come being this fat. Ditto for the oversized childish clothes.

It's almost like they think people won't call them out if they're using baby language to describe the horror. Either that or they're trying to convince themselves of something which they know isn't true.

To think the people posting these 'oh so positive' words and pics are some of the most miserable people on the planet: ugly, unfucked, ridiculed, their joints aching, the rolls of fat sweating and itching all day, unwashed (cos it's impossible without a hose), unable to properly wipe their arsehole or get out of a chair unassisted and then eventually unable to stand or do anything for themselves including breathing until the food residue clogs a vital pipe and it all shuts down.

A continuity of unhappiness fills their every day yet they spew this crap and expect us to consume it like they do a megabucket of KFC.

>>89864

Spot on. The infantilisation of description is intended it appears to borrow the mantle of childhood. It's a form of symbolic camouflage. The whole nonsense about HAES and 'effyourbeautystandards' reduces to a campaign to make gluttons a protected group, to shame those who point out facts.

The postmodern SJW crowd do this every time. Group x is deemed protected, facts about group x that they don't like to market are hate speech. The real grand narrative is enmity to facticity.

>>89894

>The postmodern Regressive crowd

FTFY

I just want to say thanks to you guys for having these regular fat hate threads, if not for these, I might have ended up in one some day. Lost 60 pounds and started lifting, my deadlift is now 405.

sage for blogpost

>>88532

>mister olympic fitness

That's even a greater giveaway si cabe of your nationality than talking about Real Madrid (also of your age).

>>89941

Oi Spain, It's a-me, Egypt!

I don't know how "Mister Olympic Fitness" is a giveaway, and Egyptians are maniacs when it comes to football, they watch all kinds of leagues and especially the Spanish league

Do explain why were these signs por favor

>>88512

The last lardass to disgust me was myself.

Got really depressed, stopped walking & was eating rice every single meal seconds every time .

Got to a point where i was pre diabetic

6,4" 375 lbs

Went to the doctor who told me no carbs of any kind

Walking again lifting weights and doing pushups

I've lost 45 pounds since Jan 25th

Hope by this time next year I'm no longer a lardass

>>90137

you're gonna make it brah.

>>90137

Don't sweat it and congratulations on your current progress brah, you're going to make it.

Chaps I've had an idea I'd like to float by yous:

How about we start using SJW language against fatties? We could put on a high and mighty tone like they do and call their body-type 'problematic' should find ourselves in a clash with one.

It's bound to cause exquisite anal pain to have their bullshit terminology turned back on them. I doubt I'm the first to think of this but I think it has legs as an idea. I was considering sharing it with /b/ to see if they can rile up some tumblrtards with it.

>>90280

Don't even spend your time and energy searching for new names for these subhumans. "Fatties" is perfect. Rolls on the tongue like nothing and describes exactly what they are.

If you want to hurt more, "weak willed" is still here.

>>90280

I'm with >>90327 on this. Unlike the fatties doing their damndest to argue their situation is natural and that they're not the freaks of nature they are, using simple direct language I'd the best means at our disposal.

>>90137

WAGE WAR!

>Trying to get on the CTA

>The only way to get on the platform is on ridiculously narrow stairs

>An obeast can easily block the whole stairway

>This has made me miss the train countless times

Obeasts are not as bad as smokers though.

>>90280

Ultimately not worth it. We've already taken "Social Justice Warrior" from them and turned it into such a negative term they refuse to even saying it.

When it comes to fat fucks the same names that used to work still do. Simply calling them fat or obese isn't only medically correct but also most upsetting to them. You can't go wrong with calling a thing at face value.

The SJWs will eventually just come up with new words if you let one come out of style. Niggers are a great example. Negroe went out of fashion, black as well, coloured just the same. Adapt their language and they will just come up with something different. Keep calling fatties fatties and you'll always hit close home and everyone non-insane will agree with you.

>>88512

More tubmonsters at the pool today, one old fatty actually broke the fucking crane, oh my kek, it started making this piercing wailing alarm sound as they positioned her to lower her into the water but it couldn't manage it. How do you not die of shame on the spot? She wasn't even the fattest one there either. Urgh.

After that little pick-me-up I went for an hour and a half in the same lane until two fucking pig ignorant manatees then took it upon themselves to steal my lane just by blundering in and being enormous so I had to snake around them until I snapped and was forced to move.

I think that's I hate most about them the presumption that their bulk can just be slopped into any space they fancy and every cunt else has to deal with it and make room.

I'd call it 'fat privilege' but I think I'll just call them ignorant seacows instead since we're being all on the nose.

>>90371

wait a second, there's actually a fucking crane to be lowered into the pool?

I thought you meant crane as in like, a maneuver to get them into the pool that mimics a crane, like them holding her hand as she went into the pool

am I read this right, there's literally a what's eating gilbert grape big momma fatty being lowered into the pool with crane?

>>90378

>am I read this right, there's literally a what's eating gilbert grape big momma fatty being lowered into the pool with crane?

I refuse to believe without video evidence.