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staying clean quickly /fit/izen 03/20/16 (Sun) 11:40:05 No.90150

earlier today i shattered a bar of soap i was using and just cleaned with shampoo but that didnt go so well.

it made me ask why aren't there any good body/shampoo combo things, then i looked it up and there's a ton. But they're probably crap.

In the spirit of saving time in the daily routine to do more productive training than foaming bars of soap, what do you use in the shower? Is it good, shitty or do you actually rub yourself with feces to keep up your nigger status

/fit/izen 03/20/16 (Sun) 15:19:35 No.90154

>it made me ask why aren't there any good body/shampoo combo things, then i looked it up and there's a ton…

Are you talking about bodywash you fucking retard ?

Also how the fuck do you get a bar of soap to "shatter" ?

/fit/izen 03/20/16 (Sun) 16:06:59 No.90157

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>>90154

body/hairwash combos. never used a decent one before so tell me if they exist.

soap shatters pretty easily, drop it after you've used it for a bit and it will fall into tons of little shards and you cant really use it anymore. They do it on purpose to fuck with you.

/fit/izen 03/20/16 (Sun) 19:43:18 No.90186

>>90157

wtf, they really do?

>>90150

I don't know man, you should try to clean your hair with soap, that's what I do sometimes.

/fit/izen 03/20/16 (Sun) 23:11:49 No.90212

>>90157

>soap shatters pretty easily, drop it after you've used it for a bit and it will fall into tons of little shards and you cant really use it anymore

Never had that happen, with me, when I drop it it just keeps sliding and going all the way in the tub till i fuckin catch it or it stops, even when it's new or even used, worse thing is that it would get slightly deformed if it hit an edge

>>90186

>you should try to clean your hair with soap, that's what I do sometimes

Tried doing that when I run out of Shampoo, it is fuckin' awful, feel my hair extremely dry, coarse and awful, now if I don't find shampoo, I just wash it with water till I can find some fuckin' shampoo

And I don't know about "Foaming bars of soap", I just get the bar, scrub it hard against the lofa I use and then start rubbing myself with the part of the lofa with the layer of soap in it, works just fine and doesn't waste that much time

/fit/izen 03/20/16 (Sun) 23:39:39 No.90214

>>90157

never in my life have i seen a bar soap shatter. it just thuds on the ground, completely intact.

/fit/izen 03/21/16 (Mon) 00:05:24 No.90220

Nothing but water for hair most days. Maybe one of those plant oil-only shampoos a week. Bodywash for my body. I fully admit it's shit but at least it doesn't leave a residue.

/fit/izen 03/21/16 (Mon) 02:25:59 No.90228

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You drop the soap, and when you turn around you see this. What do?

/fit/izen 03/21/16 (Mon) 03:34:37 No.90233

>>90228

I lean forward to pick up the soap then I say "Whatever it takes, right babe?"

/fit/izen 03/21/16 (Mon) 04:14:51 No.90239

>>90228

shatter the soap against his forehead, blinding him in a mist of soap shards as i move to strangle him with the shower curtain.

then i fuck the corpse to establish dominance

/fit/izen 03/21/16 (Mon) 05:05:19 No.90241

You literally don't need to use anything but water unless you got something unusually stinky on you

/fit/izen 03/21/16 (Mon) 05:32:53 No.90244

>>90241

you either have genetics that lend themselves abnormally well to this or more likely are a filthy greasy fuck.

/fit/izen 03/22/16 (Tue) 15:05:07 No.90409

>>90241

This. At most, I may use a scented oil if I'm going out somewhere. Starting off after years of use I was a greasy look son of a bitch, but after a month or so, that stopped. I don't even wear deodorant. You'll never be truly natty if you continue using shampoo and bars of soap.