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Despite the fact I've done an IT course in 2D animation, I've forgotten everything since getting a job.
Can some ultimate anon /flex/ their superior mind and whip up some community banners?
I'd be eternally grateful.
REQUEST FOR COMMUNITY BANNERS
Bruno here, stayed up till 4:15am AEST trying to photo-shop some banners and just keep failing miserably.Despite the fact I've done an IT course in 2D animation, I've forgotten everything since getting a job.
Can some ultimate anon /flex/ their superior mind and whip up some community banners?
I'd be eternally grateful.
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am i doing it right?
***True Bruno edited your shit.
am i doing it right?
***True Bruno edited your shit.
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Rules include.
1. No child porn or copyrighted materials.
2. No spamming, swatting or full doxx.
3. Enjoy yourself!
FAQ
1. Define child porn, copyrighted materials, spamming, swatting and full doxx?
All forms of child exploitation are not welcome here.
Copyrighted images are a grey area. Meme's are fine. Generally the "offending parties" have to be notified by holders and given a time period to take them down. There's also the issue of parody, self expression and free speech. So its debatable.
No spamming any certain link, board, corporate product or entity. Advertising once is fine.
Swatting is the mass calling in of bogus police reports to encourage an armed response against innocent and random parties.
I define full doxx as a list of information in a document about a particular single person. Mentioning person X by name is fine. Posting contact information about person X is not, at least not here. That is what /baphomet/ is for :)
2. What is the purpose of /flex/?
The purpose of /flex/ is to provide anon's with a shitposting space.
An online gladiatorial arena of brag faggotry, political debate, current events, personal preferences, pop-culture analysis, verbal spaghetti, user experiences online and IRL, dreams, goals, jokes (especially JOKES), general lulz and keks, tales of sexual conquest, narratives and stories, poetry, user artwork, memes, nudity (I hope) and trolling.
The genres and topics are endless and are limited only by your imagination.
We here at /flex/ aim to be a cross between /b/ and /pol/ with much less stricter rules for content. Consider us the new waste-basket of the internet.
All are welcome (well 99% of you) and no one here will censor your discussion.
If you feel you have been unjustly banned please contact me.
Please note trolling is welcome here. /flex/ is a place to come brag, vent and blow off steam.
3. /flex/ kind of sounds like a containment board?
It sort of is. Its a place for anons to come and pretty much discuss anything. So long as they know the community will judge them for it.
4. A fellow anon on this board has harassed, offended or threatened me?
Tough shit. Don't pester me about it. This is Internet. Criticising things anonymously, including each other and our opinions is what makes the internet great.
If the threats are so great and specific then go to the police. But personally 99% of time its nothing, so drink some cement and harden the fuck up. Or quite simply go back to Facebook.
5. Where can I contact you?
Brunoofflex@hushmail.com
Brunoofflex@twitter.com
Regards Bruno
Rules and FAQ
Welcome to /flex/ anon.Rules include.
1. No child porn or copyrighted materials.
2. No spamming, swatting or full doxx.
3. Enjoy yourself!
FAQ
1. Define child porn, copyrighted materials, spamming, swatting and full doxx?
All forms of child exploitation are not welcome here.
Copyrighted images are a grey area. Meme's are fine. Generally the "offending parties" have to be notified by holders and given a time period to take them down. There's also the issue of parody, self expression and free speech. So its debatable.
No spamming any certain link, board, corporate product or entity. Advertising once is fine.
Swatting is the mass calling in of bogus police reports to encourage an armed response against innocent and random parties.
I define full doxx as a list of information in a document about a particular single person. Mentioning person X by name is fine. Posting contact information about person X is not, at least not here. That is what /baphomet/ is for :)
2. What is the purpose of /flex/?
The purpose of /flex/ is to provide anon's with a shitposting space.
An online gladiatorial arena of brag faggotry, political debate, current events, personal preferences, pop-culture analysis, verbal spaghetti, user experiences online and IRL, dreams, goals, jokes (especially JOKES), general lulz and keks, tales of sexual conquest, narratives and stories, poetry, user artwork, memes, nudity (I hope) and trolling.
The genres and topics are endless and are limited only by your imagination.
We here at /flex/ aim to be a cross between /b/ and /pol/ with much less stricter rules for content. Consider us the new waste-basket of the internet.
All are welcome (well 99% of you) and no one here will censor your discussion.
If you feel you have been unjustly banned please contact me.
Please note trolling is welcome here. /flex/ is a place to come brag, vent and blow off steam.
3. /flex/ kind of sounds like a containment board?
It sort of is. Its a place for anons to come and pretty much discuss anything. So long as they know the community will judge them for it.
4. A fellow anon on this board has harassed, offended or threatened me?
Tough shit. Don't pester me about it. This is Internet. Criticising things anonymously, including each other and our opinions is what makes the internet great.
If the threats are so great and specific then go to the police. But personally 99% of time its nothing, so drink some cement and harden the fuck up. Or quite simply go back to Facebook.
5. Where can I contact you?
Brunoofflex@hushmail.com
Brunoofflex@twitter.com
Regards Bruno
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Have you taken the yellow pill yet, mateys?
it's a really really really hard pill to swallow! The banana pill was founded in 1969 by Sir Ulaf U. Luis., who presents the attached image.
Forget red, brown, and blue pills, yellow pills are the way of the future.
Image related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the yellow pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses, brown pills are for furfags. Ignore the other le epin /intl/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.safwt123413
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Flex is still here?
Flex is still here?
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So flex why don't you flex your gamer gate might?
Gamer Gate Flex
Here is some OC I made and flexed on the net to get others to flex.So flex why don't you flex your gamer gate might?
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which Pokémon would you fuck?
yiff
hey /flex/which Pokémon would you fuck?
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Austrian born foreign national who basically dominates his way through life.
Started out body-building, became Mr Olympia.
Tried his hand at acting, couldn't speak spoke 1 sentence in Terminator. Became an 80's and 90's household name.
Through his fame and wealth he became a producer, businessman, investor, writer, philanthropist activist.
Married a bombshell Kennedy.
Tried his hand at politics, became Governor of one of the best states in the US of A.
Fucked his maid and had a bastard kid, because when your him "why not?"
Left politics with more people disliking him than when he entered, scandal got outed, got divorced and still makes moves that put assholes in seats.
If there was ever an award for greatest man. This one would be in the running.
Uber Flexer's Representing the Patriarchy
Arnold SchwareneggerAustrian born foreign national who basically dominates his way through life.
Started out body-building, became Mr Olympia.
Tried his hand at acting, couldn't speak spoke 1 sentence in Terminator. Became an 80's and 90's household name.
Through his fame and wealth he became a producer, businessman, investor, writer, philanthropist activist.
Married a bombshell Kennedy.
Tried his hand at politics, became Governor of one of the best states in the US of A.
Fucked his maid and had a bastard kid, because when your him "why not?"
Left politics with more people disliking him than when he entered, scandal got outed, got divorced and still makes moves that put assholes in seats.
If there was ever an award for greatest man. This one would be in the running.
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Hate their guts!
http://humanevents.com/2014/12/19/another-media-too-good-to-check-fail-the-illridewithyou-hoax/
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/illridewithyou-based-hoax-author-admits
http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/is_illridewithyou_just_illlietoyou/
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2014/12/16/sydney-cafe-murders-the-ugly-true-story-behind-that-heartwarming-illridewithyou-twitter-campaign/
Fuck I hate these people
Social Justice warriors and left-wing idiots.Hate their guts!
http://humanevents.com/2014/12/19/another-media-too-good-to-check-fail-the-illridewithyou-hoax/
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/illridewithyou-based-hoax-author-admits
http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/is_illridewithyou_just_illlietoyou/
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2014/12/16/sydney-cafe-murders-the-ugly-true-story-behind-that-heartwarming-illridewithyou-twitter-campaign/
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gotta admit even though she has a chunderin perso, still would fuck the shit out of dat assssssssss
gotta admit even though she has a chunderin perso, still would fuck the shit out of dat assssssssss
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Here's pro Gamergater porn-star Mercedes Carrera doing what she does best!
Be sexy and stunning as fuck!
She also drives feminists up the wall for bonus points.
Post Porn!!!
In with the first porn thread hopefully.Here's pro Gamergater porn-star Mercedes Carrera doing what she does best!
Be sexy and stunning as fuck!
She also drives feminists up the wall for bonus points.
R: 9 / I: 4 / P: 1
Just like this chick, "Boxxy"
A minor celebrity now thanks to her own vblogs and parody videos.
I used to love this girl...
I remember when chan-based users and talk actually created something out of nothing.Just like this chick, "Boxxy"
A minor celebrity now thanks to her own vblogs and parody videos.
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I was sitting on my PC watching some vids or whatever bullshit at 1:00 am when I noticed an email from EA. It was notifying me to my surprise that my password and email had been changed for my Origin account.
I immediately tried to get onto their support, it took a little while as you need an origin account to contact them. So after making a new one I told whoever I got a hold of that my account had effectively been stolen and all I got was a courtesy email from them.
(Most web services that hold things of much less value will send you an email asking if you actually wanted to change your account email and password not just let you know your account has been stolen.)
I had made the EA account that become this origin account some time after the release Battlefeild: Bad company 2 in which I used some fake DOB and name.
Since i did not know the DOB or name of the account I was unable to get it back I was able to convince "support" to lock the account until this could be resolved knowing whoever stole the account probably didn't have this info at this point either.
*** TITLE EDIT AT REQUEST OF OP - Bruno
#GAMERGATE My Customer Experience With EA
So check this shit out from our dear friends and pillar of the gaming community Electronic Arts.I was sitting on my PC watching some vids or whatever bullshit at 1:00 am when I noticed an email from EA. It was notifying me to my surprise that my password and email had been changed for my Origin account.
I immediately tried to get onto their support, it took a little while as you need an origin account to contact them. So after making a new one I told whoever I got a hold of that my account had effectively been stolen and all I got was a courtesy email from them.
(Most web services that hold things of much less value will send you an email asking if you actually wanted to change your account email and password not just let you know your account has been stolen.)
I had made the EA account that become this origin account some time after the release Battlefeild: Bad company 2 in which I used some fake DOB and name.
Since i did not know the DOB or name of the account I was unable to get it back I was able to convince "support" to lock the account until this could be resolved knowing whoever stole the account probably didn't have this info at this point either.
*** TITLE EDIT AT REQUEST OF OP - Bruno
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solve this you autistic faggots
solve this you autistic faggots
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Get reckt
You can't handle the Skill /GameFlex/
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Bruno is a Jew burner. There is no denying it.
Bruno is a Jew burner. There is no denying it.
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Fucking apple, piss off with your bullshit. Our customers are too stupid to change a battery, so stupid we'll charge them a couple hundred for some extra storage capacity. Hell lets make unique chargers then change them with new versions of the product, which we can probably shit out bi-monthly, yay profit. Fuck you apple.
Fucking apple, piss off with your bullshit. Our customers are too stupid to change a battery, so stupid we'll charge them a couple hundred for some extra storage capacity. Hell lets make unique chargers then change them with new versions of the product, which we can probably shit out bi-monthly, yay profit. Fuck you apple.
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Then I noticed this place.
Guess what?
Guess What
Hey guys just cruiz'in the boards.Then I noticed this place.
Guess what?
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Pic very much related.
Flexn'
Post pictures of how bitches look at you /flex/.Pic very much related.
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Any know where to find the original?
Gal sure isn't afraid to /flex/ in all the right ways.
Glorious
This popped up on my facebook a few months ago. There was an extended version at vidme, which has since been removed.Any know where to find the original?
Gal sure isn't afraid to /flex/ in all the right ways.
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Such /Flex/ at stereo
Such /Flex/ at stereo
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Dad ive been lookin at porn again :D
Dad ive been lookin at porn again :D
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Flexing my keyboard skills
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Flexing my keyboard skills
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IM THE BONG LORD
IM THE BONG LORD
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is it only me that thinks this is BANGIN
is it only me that thinks this is BANGIN
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Consider yo ass challenged nigga!
Check this pig taking the superior dark chocolate.
Truly chunderin bitches!
So there's a not so anon, called chunderin who think he knows about postin thick bitches.Consider yo ass challenged nigga!
Check this pig taking the superior dark chocolate.
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Woo
I'm shit posting and no one can stop me.
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Happy Straya day everyone!
Happy Australia Day Everybody!
Music Video Reworked into Straya by some guy. Original song Hey Ya by Outkast.Happy Straya day everyone!
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Tip of the hit to Shia Lebeouf for coping it on the chin and taking it like a champ.
A little old, but a classic.
God I can't get enough of this.Tip of the hit to Shia Lebeouf for coping it on the chin and taking it like a champ.
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just throwing it out there
anyone stoned?
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So anon's, "what drugs don't you like?"
I wonder where Trent is now?
Classic old Trent.So anon's, "what drugs don't you like?"
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This will never be a true chan board till they arrive.
I'm so lonely...
So where are all the traps trying to bait us into thinking they are women?This will never be a true chan board till they arrive.
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The /Flex/ is real!
The /Flex/ is real!