/foolz/ - Meta & Phantoms

Just found out my black girlfriend is pregnant and I'm the father

What should I do?

Single mom here. I don't play many video games, but I am going to buy my son one of the 3 next gen consoles. He's 14 but I don't want him to play tons of violent games. Which one should it be?

play game on my PS4

>insert disk

>play

>don't need to worry about overheating, lag, slowdown, drivers, hard disk space or anything

>it's perfectly optimised to my system

>can play in the comfort of my living room with snacks and a pizza

paly game on PC

>can't download from steam day one because shit servers

>need to wait 20 hours to finally download the game I paid for

>finally play game

>incompatible with my GPU, CPU, and RAM etc, I need to spend thousands to upgrade

>finallly upgrade

>drivers are gltiched

>fix drivers

>drivers are outdated

>update drivers

>play game finally

>game crashes

>game version isn't compatible with my GPU drivers

>update game

>game won't run

>find fix online

>decide to apply some superficial but utterly pointless mod "fixes"

>get banned from steam because I didn't even buy the mod

>stuck on an uncomfortable office table and a swivel chair

PEE CEE MUSTURD RAEC PRIDE XD

>Be black

>Laugh at all the small dicked white people on this garbage board while I fuck a white girl's pussy

SMH fam.

>/v/ tells you a game is good

>it's actually shit

>tfw my black boyfriend just bought me a PS4

How should I pleasure him?

Anybody else here prefer consoles?

>be a girl

>play tf2

>talk on mic

>get threatened with rape

How the fuck do you condone this? I swear to fucking god one person will start blaming me and say how I should not talk on mic. I just want to play the fucking game.

And you wonder why the world hates you

>There still people on /a/ who:

>Watch anime dubbed instead of subbed or raw

>Stream their anime

>Still watch the big three

>Won't watch pre 2000s anime because they think they all look bad or have bad animations

>ONLY like cute girl SoL

>think anime is inherently bad and that it's only good for cute girls because they're super cultured patricians who will read a book if they want story

>read LNs

>read the source material of something just so they can shitpost with the secondaries meme that fatefags pilfered from Touhou's grave

>think that 3x3core is "good taste"

>think that good taste is a thing worth discussing and not dumb shit

>think that watching any specific anime is essential for being able to post

>haven't learned Japanese yet and have no intention on doing so

Consolefags

>plays and finish the game

PCfriends

>quicksaves

>mods the game

>turns on trainers

>puts more commands in his keyboard

Why we are the casuals again?

>be a girl. ( An actual girl, not a "girl" on the internet). Games are a main part of my life, nothing mystical about me besides that.

>I meet someone that seemed interesting. I knew he was a "gamer".

>We started talking. I told him I play mostly on the PC. It was like he didn't even listen to what I have just said. He went on and kept talking about his games.

>Later, I found out he doesn't even play on the PC. Only some MOBAS and MMOs. He is mostly into console games.

Ok, you people make fun of us girls all the time, and I think it is justified most of the time. But when you are a guy and you only play console games, it is ridiculous.

How can you feel so superior if all you play are games intended for teens on their thirteens?

>30fps is unplayable!

No it isn't

>But it is!

No it isn't, or else there would have been tons of complaints from the millions who played games like The Last of Us, Red Dead Redemption, GTA IV and V, Uncharted, Dark Souls and many others.

Yes, 60fps is of course better, but 30fps isn't an unplayable laggy mess like some of you keep saying, 30fps runs and looks fine.

>/v/ says PC is better

>Buy a 2014 prebuilt computer

>Can't run any games released from 2010-2015 properly

Meanwhile the PS3 is 8 years old and plays everything at 60fps.

Thanks a lot assholes.

It's 2015 /v/.

PS3 came out in 2006

What did you buy your PS3 for?

I really don't get /a/'s hatred towards Crunchy Roll. I'm able to get 1080p newly aired shows with SUBS the day after they came out. Why is CrunchyRoll frowned upon here when /tv/ actively advocates use of Netflix? I just don't get it.

Black guy here. I got my white girlfriend pregnant. Should I kill this bitch? She said she's keeping the baby

Pros and Cons of being a console gamer

Pros

>Having a girlfriend or wife

>Having a healthy social life

>Having many friends

>Having a loving family

>Having a good job that you enjoy

>Having a car, a house and family pet

>Being intelligent and good looking with alot of disposable income

Cons

>Some games have less resolution, this may or may not be a big deal in the grand scheme of things

Pros and Cons of being a PC gamer

Pros

>Some games may have better resolution which may or may not be a big deal in the grand scheme of things

Cons

>Being overweight or severely underweight

>Having a mental condition like autism or aspergers

>Being a social recluse

>Feeling the pain of having no girlfriend or even friends

>Constantly living in the past, thinking of nostalgic times (probably games) instead of living in the now and looking at the future

>Having bad hygeine

>Having no family pet due to lazyness

Japanese humor is also fucking awful and repetitive. Can't they come up with anything new anymore? There's always the same generic shit:

-Some girl is awful at cooking

-Some girl is embarrassed about her flat chest

-Some running joke that is told over, and over, and over again.

-Some character is shorter/weaker/less capable and is sensitive about it

-There's a sexy woman at some point and the guys blush, get bloody noses, and act like retarded beta horny puppies

-Some woman purposefully tries to seduce someone with her charm but the guy is unimpressed with her womanly qualities

-Some character eats like a morbidly obese black woman and yet is a small framed faggot

>mfw my black boyfriend just came into my pussy

>His dick felt really good

>Choked me too because I asked

>Think I'm pregnant

Should I keep the baby? I'm scared guys. You said stay away from blacks but I couldn't resist my sexual attraction to black men.

For the marketers/shills/remaining Sonyggers on /v/

PS1(Launched in 1994)

>Inferior hardware to the N64 and more expensive

>Pads were brittle cheap pieces of shit

>CD Drive broke easily, had to run it upside down to get motors to work cleanly

>Tons of American Shovelware

>Sony banned JP games and 2D games because their hardware was a piece of shit

>Overpriced memory cards with no benefit like the Saturn's RAM packs

>Worst fanbase

>allowed the re insertion of mass shovelware production in the market

>>went full jew mode on Nintendo before getting into the industry out of spite