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Prove your shit 03/21/16 (Mon) 02:02:06 No.72808

Tell me something vague about my life. Prove to me at least one of you fuckwads have any kind of abilities whatsover.

It shouldn't be hard. Not asking for anything very specific. Vague will do.

03/21/16 (Mon) 02:16:39 No.72811

Your father beat you as a child. It caused you a lot of internal emotional distress throughout your life, but now you project the /outward/ opinion that he was just trying to forge you into a superior man and all his actions were for your own benefit. You both hold him in high admiration and also painful respect moulded by fear. Despite trying to live up to what you believe is his ideal for you, the memories and internal distress still sometimes keep you awake at night.

03/21/16 (Mon) 02:19:41 No.72812

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>>72811

Nope, my dad's actually more on the wuss side, he's always been really nice and gentle and never laid a finger on me.

Sorry but that was very far from the truth. Try again

03/21/16 (Mon) 02:19:46 No.72813

You like Berserk.

03/21/16 (Mon) 02:23:01 No.72814

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>>72813

FUCKING WARLOCK

03/21/16 (Mon) 02:46:59 No.72817

>>72808

You're in your 20s, not sure if you're a student or not but you're pretty dissatisfied with your job at the moment.

You shitpost on 8ch pretty regularly.

You might be a /fit/izen but you're not a big guy for me.

03/21/16 (Mon) 02:52:15 No.72819

>>72817

Hey, pretty close, but I guess those are very common traits.

Almost nailed it on the job part, but I'm actually just starting and I'm not sure what it'll be like. I'm thinking it'll be crap but I'm not sure yet. So pretty close I guess.

I've never been big on shitposting, I'm actually that one guy that takes threads seriously and answers seriously, so wrong on that one.

Yes I've been lifting for over a month but I wouldn't call myself fit. Yep, not big enough

03/21/16 (Mon) 03:24:59 No.72821

OP I am busy reading through ONA texts right now and I don't feel that calling to make a special effort to use my clairvoyance for an hour to get really specific, not-common-knowledge information about you. Maybe another time I will tune into the whisperings and the look through the clouds of thoughts coming from your way to see you. Maybe if provoke me in the right way I will feel obligated to do something for you.

03/21/16 (Mon) 03:33:20 No.72822

For me to read you I need to have a very stronk desire for it. I can't be like "meh I'll read this guy" I have to be like "I absolutely must fucking read this guy I can't even stop thinking about him holy fuck I must enter his mind and know him and feel him out HNNNGGGHHHHH"

I think you are in computer science, hang out with virgins but aren't a virgin, have a mask, have been around quite some time, etc.

…but that doesn't prove anything. You are familiar to me. Hmmmm…

Do you have any fat on you by any chance? I reckon you're pretty lean but could you afford to take quite a hit on your vital reserves? If you're willing to give up some of yourself in this way, I can perhaps use your own energy to power something for you.

03/21/16 (Mon) 03:41:38 No.72831

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>>72822

> I reckon you're pretty lean

Heh, you already started to screw up.

Oh, good one on the computer science. That's not exactly what I'm in but pretty close. I don't have non virgin friends, and I certainly don't have a mask (unless you mean like a personality mask, in which case I wouldn't call it super accurate since it's starting to wear off lately since I'm starting to be more honest with myself and others).

> could you afford to take quite a hit on your vital reserves?

What does this mean, exactly? You mentioned it right after fat, you mean like take some of my fat away like a liposuction mancer? That would be a god damn great.

If you meant vital reserves in the sense of making me really tired and taking some of my vital energy, eh, go ahead. Give me your best fucking shot

03/21/16 (Mon) 03:44:03 No.72833

>>72831

I'm not screwing up at all because what I did was not magickal there regardless of accuracy.

and no I meant an actual mask, specifically, a goalie-mask.

but as it turns out, you're not glaive.

03/21/16 (Mon) 03:44:54 No.72834

>>72831

I meant it in the sense of hijacking your energy body and forcing your physical body to start burning up its fat reserves to fuel a shitload of magickal happenings

03/21/16 (Mon) 03:47:40 No.72835

>>72831

>I don't have non virgin friends

lol I messed that up. I don't have virgin friends. I'm surrounded by degenerates.

>>72834

Jesus, go right ahead, I'll be eternally grateful.

03/21/16 (Mon) 03:57:33 No.72836

>>72835

What brings you great pleasure and would leave you feeling violated? Do you have anything I can exploit to arouse your emotions to a high degree of intensity?

03/21/16 (Mon) 03:57:39 No.72837

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Oh, also, guys, you don't have to be terribly specific. Like I said, vague is good enough. It doesn't have to be non common knowledge either. Some information about me is common knowledge to the people in my circles, but not to the rest of the world, so that stuff is fine as well.

03/21/16 (Mon) 04:01:28 No.72839

>>72837

Well I like to do a good job and exceed expectations or not try at all. Correction, I may try, but if I'm not satisfied with what I have to tell you, it's not worth informing you of what I've picked up.

03/21/16 (Mon) 04:06:59 No.72840

>>72836

>brings you great pleasure and would leave you feeling violated

Simultaneously? Seems kinda contradictory but let's see

I have an easy to arouse ego, a very ambitious mind and I'd feel very powerful if I can gain the respect of all my peers and gain personal accomplishments. I get tired of it really quickly, though, once I found I conquered everything and I've nothing to gain from this certain group of people I'd rather move on. Same with subjects in general, I have yet to find something that's so intriguing, fulfilling and deep that I can't get enough of.

Oh, being in control. Specially around women. Sex is not even my ultimate desire, just having bitches flock to me is very stimulating.

>>72839

It was just to lure more people in, I assumed specifics were very demanding so most would chicken out or just shitpost. If they have the balls to try harder, I welcome it even more, of course.

03/21/16 (Mon) 04:26:13 No.72842

>allowing a satanist to test his magick on you

You're making a hell of a karmic debt.

03/21/16 (Mon) 04:26:33 No.72844

>>72840

Absolutely sinister my man.

03/21/16 (Mon) 04:29:23 No.72845

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>>72842

Oh, I didn't see the flag.

>>72844

I'll be awaiting results.

03/21/16 (Mon) 04:43:48 No.72858

>>72845

Important for me… are you going to keep checking your thread and post updates for some time yet? Would be ashamed if after finally getting a ritual together and doing it, you're not around to report on anything. I will consider you as a potential test subject but can't guarantee I'm going to have enough interest in you to do try anything. Also if weird stuff happens to you and I didn't do shit, I'll make sure to inform you I didn't do shit.

03/21/16 (Mon) 04:46:22 No.72859

>>72858

Actually not for now because I'm going to sleep, but I can report when I wake up in about 6 hours.

03/21/16 (Mon) 05:03:40 No.72861

The Brainless Sissy Wizard is trying to emulate different personalities.

03/21/16 (Mon) 05:16:12 No.72866

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>>72861

03/21/16 (Mon) 05:17:12 No.72867

>>72859

Don't bother reporting anything in 6 hours chances are I am not going to do anything within 6 hours. It might be weeks before I do something; just make sure to report when something does happen. Now all this said, I will sometimes be like this, and suddenly do something immediately. Who knows.

03/21/16 (Mon) 05:23:11 No.72870