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Edit: All normal rules suspended until disorder is restored in /b/
Until then this board will function like /b/ except for pedo threads(means no pedo stuff)
Even an anti rulefaggot board needs rules(To keep Rulefaggots in check). So listen up faggots
1. Natsocs - 100% confirmed Natsocs will be banned on sight. There are many ways to identify an 100% Natsoc. If you want to self identify as one, say the magic words "I would like to suck Hitler's cock". This will earn you a honorary 100% Certified Natsoc Ban
2. Who is welcome and who is not? - Everyone except Rulefaggots, Pedos, Spammers and 100% Natsocs are welcome here. This includes furries, pones, weebs and the like. You can post a topic as long it contains at least a feeble link with politics. Posts like "Fluttershy is the best" will be banned. Posts like "Equestria is an ideal political goal because…" are welcome.
3. Porn - Only Straight Porn ie porn a straight dude would appreciate is allowed(This includes lesbo porn because dudes get a hard on from lesbo porn). Any other kind of porn will be deleted. Porn must not be spoilered unless it has fetishes such as feces hardcore BDSM etc. Spoilering regular vanilla porn will earn you a ban because you will be detected as being too prudish for this board
4.Global Rules - Of course Global rules apply you retard.
5. Bans - All bans except those for violating global rules will not last longer than 24 hours. Global Rule violation bans will last 90 days since anything more than that is useless as per site rules
6. Ban Evasion - Ban evasion is not a bannable offense. In fact Ban evasion indicates you know how to internet and are very worthy to use the board
Rules will be updated from time to time to keep the board fun, political and free from rulefaggotry
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Heil Hitler
It's fun
o hai
>/funpol/
>where you get banned for different political views
Fluttershy is the best
Fluttershy for President
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New York’s Lawmakers Agree on Campus Sexual Assault Laws
New York MTA ban stays
I would like to suck hitlers cock
>anti rule
we have b already retard
Doing the math on California's bullet train fares
http://www.latimes.com/local/politics/la-me-adv-bullet-fares-20150510-story.html#page=1
Riding California's bullet train from Los Angeles to San Francisco would cost "about $50 a person," supporters wrote in ballot arguments seven years ago when voters approved billions in funding for the project.
In the years since, the state high-speed rail agency has projected the fare would be $83, $105 and, most recently, $86.
The current estimate would be one of the world's cheapest high-speed rail trips on a per-mile basis, assuming that it reflects a typical fare between downtown stations in Los Angeles and San Francisco, a Times analysis found.
Sage.
sage.
Texas GOP's bill to block gay marriage faces setback after key deadline passes
http://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article21055746.html
Messy primary fight could cost Democrats Rubio's Senate seat
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/05/09/politics/florida-senate-democratic-primary-fight/
>Only Straight Porn ie A Natural born Man fucking a Natural born Woman is allowed
You don't own me.
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what is this board besides yet another shitty /pol/
I would like to suck Hitler's cock.
Totalitarianism is a destructive force
Totalitarianism in all its forms has failed wherever implemented. They caused the eventual destruction of the countries that had these regimes.
Prove me wrong.
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Sniper Roza Shanina - Soviet Female Sniper Supreme
http://www.ozy.com/flashback/soviet-killer-supreme/38593
Not one to be deferred or diverted after her initial attempts, Shanina began what would be a very short but significant march to greatness. It may feel strange to measure greatness by numbers of other humans killed, but the Soviets faced a fairly existential dilemma: Win or perish. It was April 1944, near Vitebsk, where Shanina killed her first Nazi soldier. Within a month, she had taken out about 17 more.
Under heavy artillery fire, her commanders decided to withdraw, but Shanina ignored orders and continued to support advancing infantry columns — and not just as a sniper. She captured German soldiers and was wounded herself. Her exploits earned her military commendations and wide renown among her countrymen, as well as in the West. She returned to battle soon thereafter, fighting in a battalion that lost 72 out of its 78 soldiers. A battle she survived.
Though not for long. Shanina was finally felled in January 1945, her chest torn open by an exploded artillery fragment. But before her death at the age of 20, she had managed 54 — some sources say 59 — confirmed kills in less than a year’s time.
The Soviet Union was still fighting when she died and, all told, over the course of the conflict Soviet women snipers were collectively responsible for 11,280 kills, by conservative estimates. But if history notes anything in Shanina’s case, it is not so much her kill number but the fact that she eagerly pursued a difficult, dirty and dangerous job for a cause: the continued existence of her homeland.
Hitler did nothing wrong
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Man catcalls women during report about catcalling
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Hound of Hounslow - Tale of a Rogue Trader
* Navinder Singh Sarao allegedly masterminded the Wall Street 'Flash Crash'
* The 2010 crash wiped almost a trillion dollars from global share prices
* He was warned in court yesterday that he faces a 380-year jail sentence
* But the whereabouts of the £26million he allegedly pocketed is a mystery
Sarao is accused of making £26 million from illegal trades over five years and an investigation team involving six agencies in the US and Britain want him put on trial in New York.
He allegedly used automated trading software to 'spoof' the market by placing up to 19,000 orders and then cancelling them, all in under one second.
Sarao was granted bail until May 26 in return for a £5 million security. Just how a man who still lives with his parents in a London suburb can raise £5 million will be of interest to the authorities – and to neighbours who say there was no hint of his vast wealth.
Nick Leeson, the rogue trader who brought down Barings Bank in the 1990s, said yesterday Sarao might be being used as a scapegoat by the US authorities. He told LBC Radio: 'The story doesn't entirely ring true for me. I hate to jump to conclusions, but is he a scapegoat? It's just very difficult to see how somebody so small has done something so big.'
This guy puts out some good videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taRCB_UiJrk
"Liberalism and Low Self Esteem"
>So far we know that liberals have low self esteem and that having low self esteem causes people to be more liberal. There are at least two ways of looking at this. One way is to say that having low self esteem causes someone to be liberal because it makes it rational for them to favor equality. Equality helps everyone on the bottom half and that's probably where you think you are if you have low self esteem. There's clearly some truth to this narrative. But I believe that people with low self esteem will also be attracted to liberalism because being a liberal helps your self esteem a little bit. In particular, being a liberal let's you view yourself as a kind of moral hero waging a battle against dark and evil forces. Who doesn't feel good about themselves while playing super hero?
>I've found that this theory helps to explain a lot about how liberals debate. In my experience, liberals are more concerned with proving that I am evil than proving that I am wrong. ("The muh anal puritys differ in mean IQ scores." … "You're racist!") I now think that this is because they can only grandstand by showing that I am evil. Showing that I am wrong won't boost their self esteem the way that showing to the world that they are battling evil does.
http://spawktalk.blogspot.ca/2014/12/liberalism-and-low-self-esteem.html
Does he post on pol?
Is he the hero we don't deserve?
I am humbled by the number of bluepills his videos demolish.
Limbaugh: Climate Change ‘One Of The Biggest Scams Ever Perpetrated On The People Of The World
Pro-Israel group allowed to post 'Hamas Killing Jews' ads on New York buses, judge says
Toni Morrison: ‘I Want To See A Cop Shoot A White Unarmed Teenager’
http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/20/toni-morrison-i-want-to-see-a-cop-shoot-a-white-unarmed-teenager/
Man filmed being beaten by California deputies settles for $650G
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
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Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
Playboy Veteran arrested in flag scuffle
Kansas Medical Marijuana Activist Mom fighting for custody of her son after he defended medical mari
Judge Ebola protects nurse Nina Pham by issuing a temporary restraining order in THR lawsuit designe
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Senator David Leyonhjelm calls for tighter scrutiny of childcare payments
Australians without children should not be forced to subsidise the rising costs of childcare, Senator David Leyonhjelm says.
The Liberal Democratic senator told Neil Mitchell said it was all about winning votes.
The history of subsidising childcare is we will subsidise your kids going into childcare therefore vote for us
Senator Leyonhjelm
"I am arguing (that) we scrutinise every payment we make in support of children," he said.
"It's quite an expensive subsidy, and we've lost sight of the reason for it.
"If we are going to subsidise childcare we have to be very, very targeted about it."
All immigrants should be able to speak English, according to Ed Miliband
All immigrants coming to Britain in search of a new life should be able to speak English, Ed Miliband has said.
Speaking on the campaign trail at a school in Merseyside, he pledged that a future Labour government would pass laws to ensure that health workers spoke a proficient level of English before starting work with patients.
‘It’s something we should expect from everyone who comes here and it’s especially important that people who work in public services in public-facing roles should be required to speak English,’ he told a crowd at Pensby High School.
Aboriginal passport refused in Brisbane
AN Aboriginal sovereignty campaigner says he is frustrated he was "hassled" by customs officers when he tried to enter Australia on an Aboriginal passport.
CALLUM Clayton-Dixon, who is the chairperson of the Aboriginal Provisional Government, said he was questioned for around 30 minutes on Friday evening when he arrived at the Brisbane International Airport from a trip to New Zealand.
He told ABC Radio he presented his Aboriginal passport but was told this was not a valid travel document.
An immigration official eventually confirmed through other means that he was an Australian citizen and allowed him through.
Mr Clayton-Dixon said the passport should be recognised by the Australian government.
Texas embraces open carry
Texas could soon become the largest state to allow citizens to openly carry handguns.The Texas House of Representatives voted, 96 to 35, Friday to allow residents with concealed-handgun licenses to openly carry their guns in public in holsters.
Gov. Greg Abbott has expressed support for the law.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/texas-house-votes-residents-publicly-carry-guns-article-1.2190548
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Rules of this thread.
Number of sides of the die must be 3 or higher. (You can use a single dice or multiple.)
The statement you make must be political.
If any of these two rules are violated, I request Mods to delete that post
Lanky for President
Lanky would have made a better president than Obama. He would have fucked up the country less. He would have been happy with a few bananas
Florida House votes to allow religious orgs to deny adoptions to gays
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/the-buzz-florida-politics/house-votes-to-allow-adoption-denials-on-religious-grounds/2224855Following deeply passionate debate, the Florida House on Thursday passed an unexpectedly controversial bill allowing adoption and foster-care agencies to deny parents based on the organization’s religious beliefs.
Filed in response to a March vote that will strike a ban on gay Floridians adopting, the bill (HB 7111) by Rep. Jason Brodeur, R-Sanford, creates a “conscience clause,” which says any denial of service based on a written religious or moral conviction is not discrimination.
The final vote was 75-38
Woman files civil lawsuit accusing Jameis Winston of rape
http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2015/04/16/woman-files-civil-lawsuit-accusing-jameis-winston-of-rape/25897461/A former Florida State University student on Thursday filed a lawsuit against top NFL prospect Jameis Winston, saying he assaulted and raped her at an off-campus apartment in 2012.
The lawsuit by Erica Kinsman, which seeks damages from the former Seminoles quarterback, was filed two weeks before the April 30 NFL draft. Winston could be selected as the first overall pick.
Footballer Paul Gascoigne's daughter Bianca Gascoigne mugged by bike gang in central London
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3041419/Gazza-s-daughter-Bianca-Gascoigne-mugged-bike-gang-central-London-took-phone-private-texts-troubled-ex-footballer.htmlThe daughter of troubled ex-footballer Paul Gascoigne has been mugged by a gang on bikes in central London who took her phone which reportedly had private texts from her father.
Former model Bianca Gascoigne, 28, was targeted by the gang of eight on Tuesday afternoon as she talked on her mobile while walking in Marylebone.
The attackers are thought to have grabbed her phone and then attempted to snatch her bag, but ran away when she fought them off.
FBI admits to flawed forensic testimony
The Justice Department and FBI acknowledged that nearly every examiner in an elite FBI forensic unit gave flawed testimony in almost all trials in which they offered evidence against criminal defendants over more than a two-decade period before 2000.Of 28 examiners with the FBI Laboratory's microscopic hair comparison unit, 26 overstated forensic matches in ways that favored prosecutors in more than 95 percent of the 268 trials reviewed so far, according to the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers and the Innocence Project, which are assisting the government with the country's largest post-conviction review of questioned forensic evidence.
The cases include those of 32 defendants sentenced to death. Of those, 14 have been executed or died in prison, the groups said under an agreement with the government to release results after the review of the first 200 convictions.