No.463187
Last thread reached the limit, so I take it you sluts are fans of ladyfurs with cocks, so let's get a fresh one started for the new year.
No.463457
Sure, I'll lend a hand with this.
No.463459
obligatory
>tfw no furry herm gf
No.463477
And that's all I feel like posting right now.
No.463484
You filthy fucking degenerates should fucking end yourself, god made male and females parts separate not together
No.463493
You filthy fucking degenerates should fucking end yourself, god made male and females parts separate not together
No.463564
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I've asked this question before elsewhere but, never got an answer.
When it comes to herm/futa how come whenever it involves a male 9 out of 10 times the male will be on the receiving end? (a.k.a taking it in the ass)
Is it just something that artists and people who commission them want or is there some other explanation to it?
No.463592
>>463564
Probably just commissioner preference.
I'm the other way around when I commission though, I love seeing 'em bottom.
No.463645
>>463564
I actually feel like it's the other way around. (From what I've perceived) dickgirls only really became this popular a few years ago, and then it was mostly dickgirl/dickgirl, dickgirl/female and some cases of dickgirl/male where the guy is on top.
Only recently (in the past 1-2 years) has guys getting it in the butt from dickgirls become more popular, I guess because that has become a more popular fetish aswell (for example because it allows more room for self insert for the regular furry fan).
No.463647
>>463448
Can anyone estimate the minimal amount of child support artica would be obliged to pay by USA laws?
No.463663
>>463592
>>463564
>>463645
too bad there's no images of herms impregnating cuntboys. that's my fetish.
No.463677
>>463663
Got some for you.
No.463681
>>463677
pretty good, thanks anon
No.463708
>>463448
I realize I'm going off topic here, but could someone please deliver the original of the 5th pic without the cock edit?
No.463848
>>463484
>>463493
But Anon, god gave us sexual attraction to herms and dickgirls, so clearly He wants us to draw this. You must be reading the bible wrong.
No.463893
>>463848
if god is perfect, he should have the biggest cock, balls, and tits, and the tightest pussy and ass
No.463900
>>463893
If only people were willing to depict our Lord and Savior so handsomely.
No.463902
>>463645
I don't know, it just feels like it's an anomaly to want to fuck a dickgirl as a dude and not be anally probed.
(warning incoming rant)
I'll be completely honest with you. I don't know when i started liking dickgirls. Hell I'd fuck anything that had a vagina. (male herm included) I'd pretty much do anything. Frontage, blowjobs,footjobs, handjobs, ball sucking, and even deepthroating. (if i didn't have such a strong gag reflex) But apparently it is unthinkable to be willing to do all that and not have a 12 inch futa dick crammed into your virgin asshole. It's not about the size of the futa dick, it could as big as 3ft or it could be as small as 3 inches. I just don't want it in my ass!
Sorry, just wanted to get that off my chest. Bottom line, I don't like to be presumed to automatically want dick in my ass.
Anyone share this sentiment or is it just me?
No.463905
>>463902
>"oh god I'd literally fuck ANYTHING if it let me ;_;"
No anon, there are plenty of pathetic losers who share your sentiments.
No.463909
>>463905
Thanks for answering my question anon. You even went out of your way to do it in your trademark insulting yet still informational way. You didn't have to but, you still did. That means you really do care, thanks again anon.
No.463919
>>463909
You're quite welcome, now post some content.
No.463961
>>463919
i cant stop jerking off to that gif, i wish i could get filled up too
No.463968
>>463961
It's a very good thing to wish for, anon. Even if it's not possible right now emptying yourself to the idea of it happening is really the next best thing.
No.464104
>>463968
i do wish it was colored/inked
that character is kind of a…. 'sexual mary sue'
No.464109
>>464104
>that character is kind of a…. 'sexual mary sue'
You want it to be more personal so you can fantasize about being overfilled with *her* cum specifically, don't you? I'd call you a pervert if you weren't in such like company.
No.464115
>>464109
nah, i just want to know whether the couch is behind her or in front of her
nice taurs btw, keep going
No.464120
>>464109
i'd also like to see what happens after she's done cumming, it kinda cuts midways.
No.464125
>>464115
I'm glad you like them too.
>>464120
>what happens after she's done cumming
Lots and lots of laying around, likely. She isn't going anywhere for months with a belly as swollen with girlcum as hers is. Then again, being enslaved to what you had pumped inside you isn't such a bad fate, is it?
No.464137
>>464125
i was talking more about the herm.
filling up one slut to the size of a house isn't even foreplay for such a productive lusty creature
No.464140
>>464137
>filling up one slut to the size of a house isn't even foreplay for such a productive lusty creature
You're certainly right about that. Her balls haven't shrunk an inch after emptying hundreds of gallons of bubbling warm seed into that girl; she's still got enough in her to create an entire city's worth of house-sized cocksleeves. At least assuming that's what she wants, because it's pretty clear she could create her own great lake or drown an entire town in hot musky "rain" with the rest of it instead.
No.464147
>>464140
well according to her bios, she can ejaculate indefinitely, hence why i called it mary sue earlier
No.464149
>>464147
I haven't seen this, do you have a link?
No.464159
some more of this lovely beast~
No.464162
>>464154
>traits:
>omnipotent
…well, that isn't very subtle.
If you take her at face value and just assume she's a macro herm who can cum entire oceans because of poorly explained magic she isn't as bad at least.
No.464173
>>464162
i think it means omnipotent when it comes to cumming, not actually omnipotent, sexually omnipotent.
the artist must be some serious horn dog.
No.464374
>>463902
Makes sense I guess, I'm all about dicks and don't like vags so I like to get railed in addition to the things you listed. To each their own.
No.464765
>>464374
why is that last pic so cute
No.464792
>>464765
the hair. even though it looks completely out of place
No.464876
>>464858
I'm more worried about how that's going to stain than I am about the amount of fluids she just expelled.
No.464965
>>464876
you could help her by swallowing all of it~
No.465233
Got any guys slamming shemales while giving them a reach-around?
No.465548
in another topic, i just went over to "next" to try it out and it fucking sucks
looked around for this same futa thread and i had to shift through dozens of vomitive fart threads, diaper threads, cuck threads, and whatnot without being able to hide any of them because there's no fucking hide button in NEXT.
where will we go when 8ch dies? /furi/ is basically /pol/ and u18 is shit.
No.465643
No.466803
>>464374
>pic 3
>tfw no snu snu
No.467031
>>463477
>3rd pic
>tfw you will never be plump dick girl let alone a plum dick skunkgirl
No.467704
>>463902
no, I'm with you. Anal is gross, and it revolts me, but the idea of sucking off a dickgirl doesn't seem that bad
No.468084
>>467704
probably because your diet is garbage and you dont know how to clean the backyard
No.468088
>>467066
gator chick is nice, except for the tumblr hair color
No.468139
>>463902
What about cuntboys
No.468164
>>468084
or its an inherent instinctual disgust because mixing semen and feces with an easily tear-able anus's blood leads to necrosis and disease.
Not to mention the possiblity of distended anus and busted spinter
No.468218
>>468164
>necrosis
if you have zombies in your ass thats your own problem bruh
maybe hire an exorcist, or a non-evil necromancer.
No.468304
>>463187
i wish there was a version of that Vishka pic without the fucking piercing.
No.468699
>>468304
whats wrong with piercings?
No.468728
>>468699
retarded faggot fad brought from shit cultures into ours
No.468786
>>468164
If that kind of injury occurs then you've got way more serious immediate issues than infection.
No.468881
>>468139
It has a vagina so yes, basically if it has the capability to produce life through the process of vaginal intercourse then I'm all for it.
No.469162
>>463493
Explain naturally occurring hermaphrodites, then, faggot.
No.469251
>>469162
They're biologically, fisiologically and naturally imperfect, also sterile and dysfunctional. A mistake bron from chance.
And neither organ works they can't fuck well
No.469265
>>469251
>can't even spell physiologically
Stay in school and get off adult boards, you fucking toddler.
No.469266
>>469251
Moreover, your claim that "God made these separate" and the fact that they exist on actual human beings are mutually exclusive, given your christfag belief that Gahd dun errytin'
No.469666
Enough derailing, lets get back on topic
No.469944
>>463919
Do you have a source with that gif?
No.470005
I really wanna find someone with a herm character to either ERP or get art with.
No.470301
>>470005
You mean like share good herm art back and forth to help each other fap?
No.470398
finally able to give self blowjob and boobjob at the same time
life is good
No.470406
No.470627
No.472444
>>472442
not sure about that posting order.
No.472446
>The server took too long to submit your post.
fuck this site
No.472491
>>472442
>>472444
>>472445
>>472446
>>472448
was that fucking vore part necessary?
its like baking a delicious cake from scratch and then taking a big shit on it.
No.472576
>>472491
as someone with a vore kink, i think it was pretty fuckin neato.
No.473108
>>472576
>as someone with a vore kink
no shit genius
No.473171
>>473108
chill, its just a prank bro
No.473221
>>472442
Source? Vore was unnecessary, but fuck it's satisfying to see guys filled up with herm cum/
No.473261
>>473221
thats freckles, the artist i mean.
hes kind of like… a next-generation gideon.
No.476855
I can't believe how much I love girls with dicks
No.476864
I think it's an edit, but holy fuck is it hot.
>Those heaving balls
umgh
No.476871
>>476864
I edited it to make the dick the same color (or at least more natural looking).
Also an upscaled version.
No.476875
>>476871
Did you use that waifu site to make the upscale?
No.476893
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>>476871
Neat work, I made the original edit but I was pretty damn drunk, so it didn't come out quite like I imagined especially in regards to the dick color.
No.479670
I'm rather fond of both tits and dicks.
I dunno, I guess I just want a furry herm chick to cum in my mouth.
No.480419
>>479670
i wish i was a furry herm
No.483944
Question. Given there's a character who is a "true" herm, with both penis, balls, vagina, uterus, etc.
If this character tries to take a piss, where does the urine come out? Penis or vaginal urethra?
No.483950
>>483944
Given that penis derives from clit and the structures beneath it, the simplest solution would be one uretra situated on penis tip. If male organs are properly functioning, there should be a prostate(connected to testes) around urinal tract from bladder to penis.
No.484147
>>483944
mine comes out the penor, dunno if its the same for all tho
No.484177
>>484147
I thought we finally got you to shut up.
No.484187
>>484177
porns are unstoppable, anon
No.484246
>>484147
Humans are disgusting
No.484485
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>>483950
>women pee out of their clit
Someone failed health class.
No.484511
>>484485
>Someone failed health class.
No, just you failing reading comprehension.
No.489061
Bumping because I'm a cock-hungry bitch
No.489155
>>484147
ah yes, the guy who ripped pictures of an actual "hermaphrodite" off of google images and pretended to be one, how have you been
No.489159
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>>489061
I'd wager a lot of people in this thread, are.
Myself included.
No.489495
>>484485
The uretra in females is right beneath the clit. What's wrong?
No.489512
>>484485
>implying womens actually piss from their asshole
No.489673
Why is it that dickgirls often seem to have over exaggerated proportions? Their dicks and breast are always needlessly large, so much so it often feels disgusting. I've got to problem with a little larger then average, everybody likes that, but it usually feels borderline hyper for some damn reason.
No.489682
>>489673
This.
I don't know why so much hyper shit gets posted in these threads, really.
No.489729
>>489673 is for the futa hentai influence, i'm ok with they having big stuff, after all they are the perfect God like gender
Ok guys, question time, how do you like more your futas?
-you being the one who tops her
or
-she is the one who penetrates you
years ago I was in the first category but since COC I love the idea of being used and fucked by a strong futa, the idea of a big tall strong female body with a huge penis using me as her fucktoy, she being the one active in the relation, even she being a sexual predator like some wild male hunter rapist creature is one of the things it turns me more on, i like the idea of she being even more sex driven and sexually aggressive than me
No.489741
>>489729
I'd say that I'd enjoy both, but lean more towards the former.
>suck her off, making her groan and writhe under my mouth
>pound her like crazy as she cums all over herself
>gently lick her chest and belly clean
I just can't help it fam.
No.491591
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No.491871
Furfags are cancer but dammit I like porn.
No.491879
>>491871
The question is, if I like furry porn i'm not one? what makes a furfag a "furfag"?
what name should have the people who just like the porn?
No.492025
No.495010
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No.495595
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So what, in your opinion, is the ideal cocksize for a dickgirl? What type of cock, knotted, human, horse? Asking because I'm working on a character for a commission and I can't decide.
Character is a red panda btw.
No.495921
>>495595
A little bit bigger then average, but still realistic proportions human dick is your first choice, lest you want to do do actual recearch on ursine benis. If character is not requested to be as close to panda as possible and your style would allow it to be in harmony with the whole body(not giving a snowflake feeling), a little knot being 1.3-1.5 times wider than penis is nice, or a slightly flared cockhead like a horse's. Can be both if you really can make it so that it won't look out of place. A penis which swells both it's knot and head when ejaculating would be nice if done right(Read 1-2 hours of designing to make it match the body). Though very good for your portfolio if your target demographic are furries.
No.495924
>>495595
Like >>495921 said, somewhat larger than average, but manageable. As for the type of cock, I generally prefer something with a bit of a knot, but not explicitly canine.
No.496121
>>495595
Uncut human ranging anywhere from above average to decently oversized and hopefully penetrating lots of man-butt.
No.496149
>>495064
i made a mousepad out of that image during the cuckchan Artscow raid threads.
we got so many mousepads during that…
No.496190
>>495595
well endowed but by no means hyper. no knot on a red panda. as far as cock, basically anything but i hate the explicitly human looking cockhead.
No.496226
No.496231
>>496149
Have you guys ever stopped and pondered what you're doing with your life? Like fully reevaluate your life choices that led you to this point?
You buy cheap mousepads with your favorite memes and anime girls on them.
That's sad. And not the kind of sad that makes you think of a young girl with cancer. I mean the kind of sad that makes you feel an amalgamation of pity, shame, and disgust.
You put memes on a piece of rubber so you can move your mouse over it.
I want you to really think about it. You may take me for sarcastic. I understand Poe's Law is a bitch. But I really do feel pity for you. Like actual legitimate pity.
You need help. The kind only some professionals can give. The kind that can show you the light.
Look at yourself in the mirror. Is this who you want to be? Is this who you thought you would be when you would grow up? Is this person someone who could make their younger self proud? Parents? Grandparents? Siblings? Are they proud of what you are right now?
You put memes on mousepads.
Memes
On Mousepads
I don't cry often. I've only cried maybe twice in my whole life.
But seeing you guys. Putting memes on mousepads. I well up. I can feel the tears forming. My eyelashes are the nucleation sites. I have a profound sadness for each and every one of you.
At your funeral. When you're gone. Do you think your parents would still respect you? Knowing you put internet memes on your mousepads?
I want you to think of the saddest sentence in the English language. Got it? I don't think you've found it. The saddest sentence; the one that makes a grown man cry; the one that girls weep at uncontrollably; the one that even starving African children hang their heads for: "I put memes on mousepads".
Stop what you're doing.
Let go of the mouse.
Don't even think about typing on your keyboard.
You can change right now.
I believe in you, I really do.
I don't think you're too far gone for saving.
The first step down this long journey…
Simply tell yourself "I will not put memes on a mousepad".
Get a job. Find a girl to wed. Have children. Grow old knowing you did something with your life. But to be completely honest with you. Honest with ever single one of you. You are getting nowhere putting memes on mousepads.
Believe you me, mousepads aren't the problem. If you want a cheap mouse, Godspeed. You deserve a pad to place your mouse on. But to be so sad and unfulfilled in your life as to put internet memes on them? Is it really worth it? Is it worth the 99 cents? Answer that for me.
Is your dignity and the respect of others really worth putting a goofy meme on a mousepad? One that you won't even laugh at.
You'll simply purchase it, wait for it in the mail, take a picture, and show it off to your internet friends who might smirk that you put a meme on a mousepad because they are knowledgeable of said meme.
Put a picture of your family; a monument; your favorite band, movie, or art piece. A rising sun. Flowers. Graffiti for you artsy types.
But what on God's green earth would posses you to put a meme on a mousepad?
I get it, we all go through tough times. I'm sure at one point in my life, I would've considered putting memes on a mousepad.
But I've pulled myself out of that rut. I have respect for myself. My self-esteem is higher than ever right now.
You can be that way too. There's no reason you can't be happier. Just stop putting memes on mousepads.
"Memes on a mousepad".
That is a sad, sad fucking sentiment.
No.498548
This thread slowed to a crawl again
No.498558
>>496231
Cool story bro. Keep your pity to yourself, there's no place for it here.
No.499092
>>496231
ain't nobody got time to read all dat shit
No.499291
>>469251
There was actually an account of one during the middle ages getting someone pregnant, but I recall that she was burnt as a witch as well as the women that had her child, too bad those genes weren't passed on.
No.503961
>>463493
Fucking kill yourself. No one asked you to reply to this thread. Let everyone enjoy what they want, cause you saying that isn't going to change anyone's mind.
No.503965
>>503847
I am in love with that teenage dickgirl. Goddam
No.504036
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No.504087
>>499291
In an ideal world…
No.504110
Got any dudes railing dickgirls and giving them a reach-around?
No.505495
>>464858
Holy shit… Source on this animation please
No.506277
>>505495
looks like h0rse :3
tfw will never live up to these standards, that deer is too kyoot
>>504110
dis all I got, hopefully wasnt already posted…
No.510198
anyone has the one with two dog futas walking around the shopping with their dicks hanging and everyone staring?
No.510201
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No.510242
No.510246
>>510242
You're welcome man, good taste.
No.510751
No.510759
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>>510751
Daily reminder Artica Sparkle is a man IRL.
No.510770
>>510759
Tell me it ain't so. You mean I'll never live my dream of meeting and falling in love with a hot furry herm for real?
No.510771
No.510775
>>510770
>Tell me it ain't so
Ok, it ain't so.
No.510777
>>510759
Ну и мrазь же ты! Атвратительна!
No.510780
Hello, pendosy.
What do you think about Urkaine?
No.510784
>>510780
Нахуй путешествуй
No.510785
>>510759
Guys make herm characters. That's not news.
No.510788
No.510878
I guess now its enough Artica.
No.510879
No.511043
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>>495595
This is the image I was getting when I asked this question. What do ya think?
No.511085
>>511043
>green highlights with that hair color
>green highlights at all
Also, I'm going to call you a weeb for picking a Japanese species and also giving her an Eastern Asian haircut.
No.511094
>>511085
No, it's worse. She's a pandaren from WoW.
No.511100
And…
…furry assholes…
…that probably have furry assholes.
No.511349
>>511043
I think I love her, anon
No.511423
No.512934
>>468284
>4th pic
>Slotheyes.jpg
No.513123
>>464190
Aren't 2 and 3 by that guy who made those Madness videos?
I've heard he's doing furry stuff now.
No.513839
>>510784
почему я не удивлен, встречая русскоязычных в треде с фуррями-членодевками?