/furry/ - Your new home

>25

>Only "Friends" are people I know from work and coworkers

>Have social skills but don't use them due to preferring to not hang around people

>Live alone in 2 bedroom apartment half an hour from work, and coincidentally, everyone I know

>Not dateless or kissless, but virgin

>Use furry as an escape for sure, but not from suicidal thoughts

I'm just a boring anti-social dude.

>>471365

I've never seen it so eloquently put.

Non-virgin life isn't always great either though.

>25

>very few "friends" (pretty sure they use me exclusively for dosh)

>no social skills

>unless I'm extremely drunk (I don't even know how this is possible)

>live with parents but pay only slightly less rent than the average apartment in my area

>dateless non-virgin that fucks random bar sluts

>as in I don't get to know the people I fuck at all

>not entirely sure how I've avoided "rape" charges for this long

>don't even know how to hold a conversation with a woman beyond "eyo want sum fuk?"

>furshit is mostly just a hobby of mine because I really like furry comics for some reason (unless they're truly shitty in a non-enjoyable way)

I mean, it's also a fetish because I jerk off to furshit, but I have no problem fucking some random 3DPD whore at all.

Literally the only thing that has helped disqualify me as a virgin is the fact that I pay my way to sex with drinks or cold, hard cash.

I don't know many women, and the ones that I do know are too creeped out by me to be in the same room without at least one other person around.

I'm not into dudes either, which probably makes things far more complicated seeing how most furries seem to be queers.

Staying a total virgin is probably better than living like I do honestly.

>23

>No friends

>No girlfriend

>Just want to meet a nice, caring girl that I can marry and be happy with

>Because of me being a furfag, have developed a male human x nonhuman female fantasy which is now fullblown xenophilia

>constantly fantasize about qt lizard waifu

>know that this isn't healthy, and that it's destructive and sad

I never asked for this.

>30

>Tried getting into relationships but it turns out all the fags want to fuck each other

>AIDS scare in the city happens amongst the furry culture

>Decided "fuck this" and got the fuck out to a cheap cabin in the country

>Got an adequately sized dog who turns out to be far more loyal than any human

>Everyone wants to fuck my dog

>24

>Gay

>Still live with parents who are christian and have extremely bad opinions of gay people

>Use furry as an escape to act out my fantasies

>My parents would probably disown me if I told them I was gay.

This blows.

28

partially disabled

>24

>depressed

>have been since an accident caused "light" brain damage when I was 16

>now i feel like a shell of what I used to be

>live alone in a dark basement apartment

>I work and go to school but I'm completely anti social

Thinking of just running away from my support system of family here into the great unknown. Might give me the kick in the ass I need to get out of this.

>22

>have a couple casual friends from school

>look fine

>khv

I could probably eventually get laid if I spent 8 hours a day in a bar begging unattractive, uninteresting and disinterested women to have sex with me like a normal person.

>>471719

>degree with no job

Poor guy you. I know that feel but I now has job.

>18

>drifting away from good ol high school friends because of different colleges

>online friendships going well

>live with parents

>absolutely no college social life

>dated someone online at 14 but broke up and blocked them a week later

>developed depression and anxiety because of parents rejecting their pan son

>several years of tfw no bf/gf/so

>just met up with cute local fur

>we've been talking since july

>got handjob

>gave handjob

: )

>>471839

>Implying pansexuality is a real thing

>Implying pansexuality isn't a snowflake sexuality

>>472017

Goddamn right

>>471343

I'm a 30 year old kissless virgin. …For all you "OMG fucking is EVERYTHING OH GODS FUCK MOAR!"

Sex is overrated. And no, I'm not a neckbeard, nor am I a basement dweller. I have a job, look at least a 6 out of 10, while not fat nor overly hairy.

First of, human looks make me wanna laugh. A few years ago, the smae visage made me wanna vomit, but I guess as with the internet, one desensitises with time. However, I can't see myself ever being attracted to it.

I have said that purposefully without pronouns, I don't like men and I don't like girls - though I still find them to be aesthetically less demoralizing.

My life is not empty though. I never feel any "void" or any "urges". I have my hobbies to spend time with and they're more than enough.

>>472165

Top?

Convention story time (hopeless Furry Virgin edition).

>Be me: 25 M / closeted homo / everything has been a failure until this point

>Desperation has reached critical level, I've gone and added a SPH to my fursuit (yes I'm worst kind of faggot)

>Off to a con I go without the faintest fucking clue how to go about things other than "h-h-hi there Mr Murrsuiter?"

>Out cruising the lobby I go at about 10pm, utterly pathetic

>2-3 hours go by & about all I've had is a half-arsed belly rub & a hug

>Suddenly grabbed from behind by a adorable suiter, not a clue who they are though

>Joke about, be all cute n' shit, act up for the cameras

>Guy is still hanging around after 20 min & getting pretty friendly

>Extended hugs are getting awkward now, well that & people taking pics

> Yet another photographer turns up & decide to take this elsewhere, he gives me his room number

>10 min later I'm standing at his room thinking “this is it…”

>Invited in without saying a word & pick up pretty much where we left off

>About an hour goes by of goofing about, grinding and groping on his bed, it's pretty amazing

>He hints that it is a shame our suits aren't modded

>I admit to it & instantly he wants to take it further

>He dry humps & grinds away while jerking me off, it is everything I imagined

>By this point it has been freaking hours & my cock is the hardest thing known to man

>Really need to cum & don't want to mess up either of our suits / bed / FML

>I blindly fire my full load off the side of the bed

>I finally look down (in suit I can't see shit) & spaghetti so fucking hard…

>His open suitcase was right there

>Everything he has for the con is coated in my jizz, just the worst mess imaginable

>Probably the biggest load of my life all over his clothes & I'm racked with guilt

>I say nothing and slip out a few min later like a true shit

>I hit the elevator at a dead run & it is the longest 2-3 min wait of my life

>I don't wear my suit for the remainder of the con for fear of retribution

>Not really worn it again since

If I ever find out who you are anon-fursuiter-guy, I am so, so sorry. It was still amazingly hot, wish I hadn't blown it. Things haven't improved since, but at least that counted right, right?!? Still this is how you get furry AIDS with practically anyone else so I guess I got lucky.

>>471430

>Everyone

Define everyone, please tell me you have a hi-larious greentext story to go with it.

>>472231

I really hope this isn't going to be me at BLFC, minus the SPH.

>>472224

nno

>>472157

This post reeks of fedora.

I know it's a coping mechanism for you, but spending 80% of your post explaining that you don't give a fuck actually shockingly has the opposite appearance.

Everyone can tell that you really really give a fuck that you're a 30 year old kissless virgin.

Thing is though, no one here cares and it's just sad to see you defend yourself preemptively from the boogeymen you created in your head.

Chill, bro.

>>472231

>Everything he has for the con is coated in my jizz

pfffffffft ahahaha fucking faggot

I posted in the last thread. 25, kissless virgin, etc. Not actively looking nor want anyone right now. I figure that once I move out and get a job that actually makes money the rest will work itself out. That said, my sex drive isn't that great. Furshit isn't doing much anymore and I'm not fapping as much as I used to (and when I do I don't get a lot of pleasure from it. At this point I mainly do it for stress relief or after a hard run). I think my body just got tired of waiting and gave up.

>>472345

i'm going to coat you in jizz faggot

>>472231

That's absolutely hilarious and cringe inducing.

I'm not a virgin but don't have a qt furry bf either so I feel you.

>>472236

>People walking by my dog has to say how cute he looks

>People seeing his picture on the internet confesses to wanting to fuck him

>One particular girl only wanted me around so she could fuck him and I removed her from my friend's list

so i'm turning 25 this year. virgin, obvs. otherwise i'm actually kind of afloat as a human being - got friends, good job, etc. just not where i thought i'd be at this point a few years ago, i guess. dated a few girls, had some crushes on others, nothing ever happened. actually, i could have fucked any of my past gfs but none of the moments felt "right," and i wanted to dump two of them and fucking them would have complicated that heavily, and a bunch of other excuses i've cooked up for myself in the past few years so i don't have to recognize i'm a coward.

so i'm best man for my buddy's wedding coming up, and apparently there's a pact between several members of the wedding party (which i was not initially made aware of) to get me laid.

which, honestly, sure, let's go for it. i'm broken (obviously, i'm a furry) but it'll be good to get it out of the way.

>>472468

>one particular girl wanted to fuck my dog so I removed her from my friends list

Way to cockblock your best friend, douchebag. Geez, what an asshole.

Eh, I have pretty boring life, but who cares.

>be 20

>never had a gf

>virgin (obviously)

>started talking to a girl who liked comics and other not-so normie shit I like

>became friends

>the first female friend I've had in my life

>had feelings for her

>confessed said feelings

>got 'zoned and got depressed

>"don't matter we're still friends right" and rub it off

>a year later, she has the hots for a close friend just as introvert and weird as I am (he's not a furry though)

>realize I still have feelings for her and get depressed again

>had a heart to heart chat with male friend since he knew I liked this girl and end up in good terms

>told him to take care of her and other cringy beta stuff

>months pass by and get depressed every time they're together

>notice how female friend is super clingy for him and started to see how she really is in relationships

>dude eventually moves to another state to study his career

>6 months later dude breaks up with her cause he started working and doesn't have time for her anymore

>she told me this 2 days ago

>realize I don't give a fuck and don't want a relationship with her anymore even though months ago I was waiting for this to happen to take my chance.

Is this what getting over someone feels like?

>>471343

>21

>depressed miserable still living with parents

>cant find a full time job with decent benefits

>getting into lifting this year

>Gay for petite or regular male fictional furries, not attracted at all to RL human males.

>anthro TF fetish

hopefully one day will just settle down with a first GF and hopefully all my furry autism will just go away and I won't desire to fap to it anymore. I've gone off the deep end

>>472575

Now you are ready.

Just keep treating her like that. But her friend and have fun, but don't try and be all cutesy and interested. Now that you're over her and aren't acting like a beta Manlet, she might actually find you attractive.

i have never pinis in vagna

>recently-turned-21 furry falls for me

>doesn't have the guts to tell me

>makes every discussion about him

>nearly every word out of his mouth is memes

Stop being this guy, /furry/.

>>472874

>tfw I remember you in one of my threads similar to this one (I keep making them) telling your story

>tfw you told me it would get better

>tfw it didn't get better

>27

>Sort of stuck taking care of an elder for years

>Shy

>Both of these things meant I didn't get out much

>tend to overthink things, and see the worst case scenario

>Dateless virgin

>being a virgin so late in only makes the shyness worse

>not even sure what I want anymore

I mean in regards to furry I guess certain kinks might have influenced things, but I've actually made some friends because of getting found out.

I think, at this point, I could do with a strong push in the right direction.

>>473022

You are like me, the OP :(

idkwtf2dofmlyoloidc

>>473022

What sort of kink did you make friends over?

>be me 23

>stable job

>girlfriend loves me, wants to marry me

>family likes me

>have solid future as an engineer

>literally no reason to change anything about my life

>begin developing crush on 16-year-old boy from across the country

just fuck my shit up fam

>>473062

>>472972

>>472598

>>471839

>>471701

>>471343

Fuck man, I want to tell you my fellow depressionfags some words of encouragement, but we all know how often they just sound patronizing, right? Well, pretend I just did a nice little pep talk. We're gonna make it.

this reminds me, fun fact! Did you know exercise is the best antidepressant? Yes, literally so. Regular exercise has a higher success ratio in treating depression than conventional medicine. So go get fit, it will help your body and mind, which in turn helps a lot with self-steem.

You dude with the brain damage, your "shell of what I used to be" hit me hard in the feels. What happened? Is it straight up dead braincells? I remember an old anon who said he had a nasty fall when he was a kid and as a result he always had neck muscles tensed up. His shit got all fucked up later on, like memory problems, difficulty concentrating, maybe depression but I'm not sure. Anyway, turns out the tensed muscles were blocking arteries, so his brain wasn't getting enough blood. So his broken brain was fixed with muscle relaxant, strangely enough.

>>471343

>>Live with disabled parent

I want to see survey data on this for furries

I swear to christ it had an impact on my sanity which in turn was part of the furry thing

What the fuck was with baby boomers and not taking care of their health. A disabled parent you can't abandon is a cock block devised by Satan himself. Women with fetishes can often overlook fetishes. But not this.

>>473289

Yeah I think I am fucked for life man :( When parent dies I will probably kill myself tbh because taking care of them is my only real life purpose

>>473146

What if I am way too lazy to exercise? kek

>>473103

wtf?!

>>473206

wtf?

>>473327

>wtf?!

I don't get why you are so surprised. Having non-reproductive sex is not a life goal.

sex is not a big deal, I'd rather have a relationship with a person that didn't fall apart after a few months then worry about sex.

>>473206

You have money, you don't need to live just for yourself. Women (and men) love guys with money. Go start fucking people and try to find a person you want to stay with.

>>471343

>Furfag

>Virgin at 23

>Okay social skills

>Have friends

>Focusing on collage and getting a promising career

>Can just jack off when I'm horny, don't have to take anyone out to meals or be worried someone will decide to withdraw consent days after fucking

I don't see the problem.

>>471343

The desire to lose my virginity is lacking because I can just fap. I never understood how it's possible to not have a single friend though.

>>473556

That's fucked up, that picture. I'll never get the people who do that sort of thing, fursona commissions and trying to get some fame through that.

>>473556

>sex is the result of two people doing something embarrassing and awkward in a bedroom

this faggot is now a cyborg irl because he set out to own furries and ended up shooting his own foot off

>>472017

pan is like

"sorta" a thing

Shitdicks on tumblr have completely ruined the definition of it. It's not really a sexuality though, honestly. Pansexuality is "I want to fuck EVERYTHING regardless of ANYTHING"

so yeah, if you wanna fuck old women, puppies, normal men, and everything else breathing under the yellow sun, that's pan

>>473638

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality

Sexuality has to do with sex, not species.

>>473713

>didnt even bother reading the article he linked

ebic

>>473722

>Pansexuality, or omnisexuality,[1] is sexual attraction, romantic love, or emotional attraction toward people of any sex or gender identity.[2][3] Pansexual people may refer to themselves as gender-blind, asserting that gender and sex are insignificant or irrelevant in determining whether they will be sexually attracted to others.

Are you retarded? Where does it talk about species in that?

>>473713

Bisexual + tranny fetish

>>473725

Not that guy, but it does say "people" there. Humans are a species m8.

>>473734

Not the point

>>473736

No, he >>473638

said it also included shit like "puppies" which is fucking ridiculous. The point is, pansexuality refers to a sexuality, not s species. If that's not true that would have to mean pansexuality is a sexuality specifically named for humans and if you wanted a sexuality for a different animal it would require a different name, and we don't do that.

>>473556

holy fucking shit that last part

>>473745

So, wasn't pansexuality originally conceived as some sort of internet prank years before tumblr?

Or am I thinking of demisexuality?

>>473748

People on the internet are fucked up man.

>>473751

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=pansexual

>>473753

Wew lad. All I did was state was pansexuality really was, I wasn't defending it. Pls no assume.

>>473751

>>473755

Freud made up the word, but it meant something else back then. Where did the new meaning come from?

>>473467

Combination of things. You may be a maladjusted autist who scares people off. You might live somewhere where there aren't a lot of people who share your interests or have anything in common with you. Your social circle might dry up because of people moving, marrying, or other life changes that cause people to drift apart.

I thought it was impossible to find someone out there who would hang out with me or find anyone I'd want to be around, but I went to my brother in laws bachelor party and all his friends were in that sweet spot of nerdy but still social. Probably the happiest I've been in years even just for a night of vidya and drinking. Too bad I live in bumfuck nowhere and they're either in school or married or living on the other side of the country. In some parallel universe where I attended the same school as them I could have had friends, a bf/gf, and a social network to get me out of this fucking shithole.

>>473327

>What if I am way too lazy to exercise? kek

Trust me, you aren't lazier than me. But exercising is just too good a personal investment. It's by far the best cost-benefit or effort-benefit thing you can do to improve your life, it's simply ridiculous how many things in your body and mind get healthier. Whenever I'm tired or don't want to go so I can stay in wasting time on the internet, I think of gains and I'm pumped to go. I'll get that fucking sixpack even if it kills me.

>>473428

This really ain't the board, sorry. I'm terrible at judging poetry.

>>473531

>>473556

We're all stuck in a similar life situation, which we hate but don't know how to get out of, don't we? I like to call it a life trap.

For a while I did manage to become a different person, more daring and outgoing, made plenty of friends. But you know how it goes. Slowly but surely I reverted back to my old self. I noticed it when I realized my number of friends only declined through the previous 5 years.

If I find a way out of the life trap I swear I'll write some free ebook or something. No one deserves to live like this.

>>473767

>>473467

Also lack of practice. Not enough socialization during formative years no doubt playes a part. For example, I have absolutely no idea how to approach someone unless we're in the same class or such, because it both means that we're somewhat in the same wavelength to begin with, and also have a common subject. Everywhere else, I can't imagine anything other than "Nice weather uh?". It doesn't help that I have zero interest in normalfag stuff, and there are zero places of interest for nerdy crap.

>>473669

lol sorry anon, i'm not cookwaresexual

or pan

but i'm up to spoon ;)

>>473757

Tumblr. It came from fucking retards on Tumblr.

>>473854

You. I like you.

>>472672

Yep it's fun to hang out with her, but since the breakup she's trying to get me to talk to my friend about how much she loves him, why did they breakup and all that but I don't want to be part of the drama they're going through and it's starting to annoy me. But at the same time I feel bad for her but I'm not the kind of guy to give advice other than "lol get over it", just like I did. I'd talk to him, but if he doesn't bring it up, it's none of my business.

>manlet

ayyy I'm 6'1'' fam

>>473135

Yeah, after 2 years of odd jobs and NEETdom. The wageslave life is overrated, and I wouldn't wish this fate on my worst enemies. At least it's not minimum wage.

>>473859

Well, just keep hanging out with her if you guys are cool, and just tell her you're not going to be her little cupid, so she can stop trying to use you to get to your friend. Be firm, but not hurtful (unless you WANT her to hate you) then steer the conversation to stuff you both like and blow off any continued attempts at coercion from her. If she keeps trying to persuade you into doing that shit for her, then simply stop hanging out/replying/or conversing with her. Make her realize that you're not there for her personal benefit, but as a mutual friendship, and if she's gonna keep trying to use her friends as tools she's only going to lose her friends. Women are really shallow and ungrateful creatures. They don't know how to appreciate shit until it's gone. So you failing to give her any attention, especially when she wants it most, is going to shock her back to the real world and help her realize how much she appreciates your friendship, which it sounds like she currently takes for granted. Eventually, she'll get over this kid, and she'll have a better opinion of you than if you had been the sycophant and done whatever she asked you too.

>got braces in my teeth today

>can't properly close my mouth

>now have a lisp going on

welp, there goes my self-confidence. Guess I'll just sit here in the virgin room for another year or so…

>>473775

>I have absolutely no idea how to approach someone unless we're in the same class or such

tbf most people spend at least 20 years of their life socializing with people in the same classes and never really learn to talk to strangers until they get out of school and have no choice. Like you said it's a different beast since there's no common ground. Being a regular at a place, attending meetups, joining clubs or volunteering all would help, but if those opportunities aren't available, you can't attend, or you don't like anyone in the group you're kinda fucked.

And another reason that's kinda just my problem is that I would like to move out of town, if not the state. I don't really want to get close to anyone because that would make the process harder. That said, it also is fucking me over because I have no network to help me find new jobs or places to stay.

>>473950

>I'm actually going to go on a trip with a handful of friends for a few days. Nothing major, just hanging out, hopefully that will make me feel better.

It will until you come home and your life is still in the shitter. Did this recently. Had fun, finally felt comfortable and didn't feel like a loser and came home to family drama, a house that looks like a hoarder got ransacked, and siblings trashing my room playing vidya, as usual. What pisses me off is I spent the night in a cabin with the same number of people as I have family members, and the cabin was smaller than my house. And we still managed to keep it clean and leave it in better condition than my family leaves their house. Nobody around here gives a shit and I'm afraid the longer I stay the more likely I'll just give in and never do anything with my life. Work the same low paying job in a nowhere town filled with shitty people who stopped caring about anything. Or end up in a shitty relationship like my parents but can't get out because kids and a court system that'll suck you dry if you try to escape.

I feel like if I went to college or some shit I might have made friends.

>tfw result of accidental teenage pregnancy

>tfw born to whitetrash

I am an adult man and I am scared to moved out of my mom's house. Living alone sounds terrible. When you live with your family you have people to talk to and people to take care of you when you're sick. When you live alone it is just dead silent and completely lonely. I think I have issues.

>>472468

Please elaborate on that girl who wanted to fuck your dog, it sounds hilarious

>>473938

yeah i agree with >>474021

braces are so fucking cute

blowjobs probably hurt though, don't they…

>>475448

>When you live alone it is just dead silent and completely lonely.

Music and grindr, my friend, music and grindr

Why are you so determined to derail every thread with that story?

>>472165

you soynd cute

>23, almost 24

>1 year I to enlisted pog life to recover from dropping out of college

>life's ok, not a total noodle anymore

>enormous faggot, crave emotional and physical intimacy

>never go out, frightened of disease and infidelity

>feel like I'm in twilight years where from here my life is about to get really good, or REALLY shit

>I'm just jogging in place playing vidya in my off time

I feel like I'm getting more confidence, but I have trouble relating to most people because my hobbies are just nerd trash. Competitive shooting is fun tho

>>473069

I sort of have a thing for tight, form-fitting suits and faceless outfits. Masks, too.

>>476484

Kill yourself, you fucking pog boot.

>>476539

Sounds interesting. Got any pics?

>>476540

Why would I ever? Gotta protect what I've earned :v)

Fuck, I had this typed out for days and completely forgot to post it.

>>473950

I hear you man. I keep dreaming of having a job I enjoy, because I can't imagine any more opportunities at finding anything fulfilling in life.

>I don't know, I just wish I wouldn't wake up every single day and ask myself why I should even bother getting out of bed, or why I don't just kill myself right then and there. Though I'd never use my firearm to do it since I wouldn't want my death used as an excuse to take people's rights away. At this point I'm asking myself what's more important, ideological consistency or trying keep going and hoping things will get better.

I have vague childhood memories of waking up looking forward to the day ahead. Maybe one day we can get there, anon. For now, it's one day at a time.

>>473979

That's a good point. Well this is an extrovert's world.

>>475448

I figure that if you have a healthy social life, an empty house wouldn't be an issue. But it's not like I can speak from experience.

>>475795

You're never too old to get fit, anon. It's the best medicine for depression, and you get healthier and get more self-steem to boot.

At the risk of sounding creepy, can some non virgins tell me what sex feels like? What does putting something in your butt feel like? What does putting your dingeroo into a butt feel like?

Please be descriptive :(

>>477846

>I figure that if you have a healthy social life, an empty house wouldn't be an issue. But it's not like I can speak from experience.

I have no social life

>You're never too old to get fit, anon. It's the best medicine for depression, and you get healthier and get more self-steem to boot.

Does it reverse age? Does it make permanent scars go away?

>>476034

>Sexually attracted to torture

Nigga you fucked up.

bump

>>479442

>tfw have sociopathic bf who beats and tortures me on occasion

Feels good, man.

It's nice, because I know he's okay without it. I've always hated sadists because they actually crave hurting others, and I've been with s few who go too far because of thinking too much with their dicks. He doesn't mind doing it, he likes my reactions, but he didn't crave it like how I do the inverse, so he knows how far he can push me without going overboard.

>>478178

>At the risk of sounding creepy, can some non virgins tell me what sex feels like?

It feels exactly like a microwaved pepperoni hot pocket

>>476034

Well that's the rub, isn't it? Nothing we try makes us happy.

>>478178

It will let you age far, far healthier. You know those fucked up old people nearly crippled with arthritis or Parkinson or whatever else? Exercise helps prevent them. And like I said, it's the best thing for depression.

>>479018

You're still young anon, well within the age not to be weird for being a virgin. Go out there and join an activity that will let you socialize, even if it's just nerd shit like RPG. If you have the mental fortitude, go clubbing or some shit.

>>480615

You got self awareness though, so good on you there

>>480349

>cute

oh anon, sweet, naive anon.

"cute" in girl means alimony-source, beta orbiter, and gay-friend

example:

(reaction to a show of genuine affection) "oh you're soooo cuuute"

trans.: "hell will freeze over before i do anything romantic with you"

the more you know

>>480642

She wanted to be my GF.

>19

>kissless virgin

>no friends

>live with parents

>mother didn't make me something to eat for three days for some reason

>try to make food on my own

>"oh hey that wasn't too bad I'll try an omelette or something next"

>mother comes into my room

>"whadaya wanna eat"

and the cycle continues

>>480754

wooo 19 years old woop dee fucking doo

all of these sub-20's idiots

I wish you would all gets AIDS and cancer in your prostate and die

get out my thread you spawn of the 90's shit eaters

you are clueless fucks

>>480754

>19

>live with parents

thats a normal thing, nobody expect high schooler to have his own flat

>>479458

Consent just ruins it for me.

Its not the pain that i like by itself, its the fear and how wrong it is.

>>481334

>tfw it's been over 7 years and I still love her

>tfw even with all the people I've had a relationship since then, I still think about her

>>471343

>19

>highschool graduate kissless virgin

>long distance gf of 2 years, never actually met

>she graduates and goes to college in another continent

>wont see her for another 4 years perhaps, wondering if im delusional

>she accepts me the way i am at least

>mentally ill since birth, apparently

>nothing severe, just delusions and halucinations

>age 9, clinically dead somehow

>dodged a bullet, got some brain damage

>never dreamt as a human ever since

>slowly turn into a furry because of the dreams

>find out about the fandom age 12

>state keeps getting worse and worse

>can't stand being human

>disgusted by my own species

>attempt suicide

>get on meds

And really, the only reason why I still haven't killed myself is my refusal to die human.

>deny best political university of my country, my education would be funded by government due to interests in my skills

>travel to another country to study AI and robotics

>start master's next year

>will complement it with a bachelor in biology and master's in neuroscience

Being a furry is literally the only reason why I'm even still alive today. Furry is not only who I am, but also my life long dream and goal.

Fuck my life.

>>471857

first comment in thread to made me cringe

>>471719

My situation is much like yours except I don't have a degree, and my dad just passed away from cancer in October.

Mom's having a tough time coping but at the same time she's flourishing now that she's not under his thumb. I was laid up with a cold for two weeks, and she said it was tough at first not having me around to run errands and things but she found she had the strength to do things on her own without me.

That's when I decided I can probably go ahead and kill myself pretty soon. I know it'll be tough on her but I know she can handle it, and she's said to me in the long run she thinks she'll want another companion down the line, and right now I'm in the way of that.

I wish I had the strength left to move out and get a job and get whatever magical meds will fix my brain, and get a degree, and find a boyfriend, and whatever else, but I think I just don't have it in me.

>>472231

This story was great up until the part where you ran out on your one true love over some spilt love juice.

Oh well.

>>481383

Awesome.

>>481383

pulling for you. get it done son.

>>481543

>>481844

>>481882

>>482031

I mean, it's not like I'm constantly suffering because of it, but having a long-term goal related to fixing the issue and working towards it has to be the best way to cope, specially when you're going to work in a field that's potentially well-paid.

First of all because the mix of robotics and neuroscience obviously hints towards advanced prosthetics and other biomechatronics, a field that's growing today. This is specially interesting to me from a design perspective since an artificial limb is no longer restricted to purely human anatomy, which means that from a design perspective, you could replace feet with hind paws without changing the function.

Another reason why neuroscience is interesting is because you could potentially find a way to add an extranumerary limb (like a tail) and make it functional thanks to the plasticity of the neural network.

It's going to be a lot of work, but at least, when I die, I would know that at least nobody could say I didn't try, and hopefully would have benefited to society anyway.

>go to gym today

>go harder and longer on treadmill than I expected to

>when I clean machine and move to weights, actual qt3.14s are actually checking me out

>turn up dan deacon, walk to machines quickly

>only use machines facing the wall

>finish, drained and dripping sweat

>wimmin actually staring @ me, like legit 4 different women

>rush to car and leave

i'm doomed

>>482919

I would fuck you before killing you bby

OP here and I made the original >>482897 but none of them thereafter. Mods please take note of IP's on said spam posts if looking to deal out bans for spamming the board

>>471343

you really aren't missing much.

sex is meh a best

>>482897

>>482910

>>482913

>>482914

>>482918

>>482919

>>482921

>>482923

>>482924

>>482927

hes lost it

hes become the absolute madman

>>471365

>Girl

>Not likely

It'd be more likely if you threw out that pesky 'morality'.

My mistress loves fucking me while the dog fucks me.

>105

>no friends

>can't muster up energy to go outside

>live with maid

>date my maid

>oh boo hoo OP suck it up you baby

>>482945

BO HERE

>>476034

Yay, a cubfag and a torturefag like me

>>482872

Baby steps, anon, baby steps. Becoming desirable is just the start of our journey.

>>483540

I think that meds are the best bet against suicidal ideation. Are you on them?

>>483540

I didn't block you. If you still want to chat, just add me back on Skype.

>>484122

That's weird, but I'm glad you're taking steps to treat yourself. Just giving up on it is a really bad sign.

Also, it never hurts to repeat: exercise is the best medicine.

Next up, I'll try taking supplements to help against depression. Examine.com lists plenty of them. One of them happens to be creatine, which will help with my liftan. Be sure to look into them.

>>483540

>Oh saint Naruto Uzumaki, please guide my step and lend me your unyielding stubbornness dattebayo

You lost me there.

>26

>Mormon Furry ( so yeah, moralfag mostly)

>Never had more than 2 dates with a chick

>3 sisters, all married. Only one who isn't

>Stable enough with "job" but no career (As a night-wrangler, which is the only story worth telling when I feel up to it)

>Never had sex, but too much of a moralfag to craigslist, but considering it

>No friends (not even from church)

>Vidya bores me, don't even know how to find drugs

>Crave Human contact, but none to be found

What do?

>>483540

>Oh saint Naruto Uzumaki, please guide my step and lend me your unyielding stubbornness dattebayo.

I cringed.

>19

>gay ish

>no friends

>no skills

>no school

>only thing i have going for me is that i'm a white male and not ugly so i could probably get a job if i wasn't lazy

>never so much as kissed another human being

>don't know what to do with my life

>>484820

nice completely irrelevant reference like a true redditor

is everything on this board always video games?

>>484833

oh come the fuck on, the timing and situation was fucking perfect

>>484811

You know what to do. I've told you in your own mind so many times but you try to drown me out with booze. BULLSHIT that you say you can't make out what I am saying. You can me a mental illness but I am indeed real. You know what to do.

>>484852

the 'tisms

>19

>live with parents after a semester of college that ended unsuccessfully

>will be getting a minimum wage job soon

>will be going back to college in the fall

>kissless virgin but that really doesn't matter to me considering the kind of girls that were at my high school, and my not being attracted to humans at all

>social skills that are only good when they want to be, it really is random if I'll be a happy and active dude or an introvert that talks to nobody

>still have two irl friends that I hang out with on a semi-regular basis (we have music projects we write/record with each other)

>hairy, skinnyfat (less fat) sicilian

>spend my free time talking on IRC and browsing imageboards

>another three years before I'll be able to move out (if college even pans out)

>I've accepted the fact that if college does work out for me and I get a good paying job, I'm going to move out and live alone for the rest of my life

>the only thing that make me happy anymore is weed

>the only things that make me interested in anything anymore are psychedelics

>the only thing that distracts me from all of this anymore is DXM

All I want is a friend I can talk to on a daily basis and be with on a daily basis. If I have a relationship with him or her, that's a plus I guess. I know it won't happen, so all I can do is fantasize about it and tell myself it'll make things better in my head but I know it won't, and I also realize that even if furries/scalies/avians did exist I'd only be interested in them for their aesthetic and not their personalities because they'd be just like us humans in their ways of thinking, and I'd keep myself from befriending any.

I just want virtual reality to finally be the norm so I can can disappear into whatever worlds exist within and just drop out of this world entirely

>>481383

That's some good ass shit right there goddamn.

Good luck you furry bastard, here's hoping you bring the terrors of TF into reality.

>>484795

>only thing i have going for me is that i'm a white male and not ugly so i could probably get a job if i wasn't lazy

>white male

>get a job

H E R E W E G O

>22 in about a month

>live with mom and grandparents

>be bi w/ tranny fetish

>grandparents conservative af

>was going to cc on academic probation

>have to re-apply & maybe payback gov.

>no job, no skills

>on meds for depression and social anxiety

>have had 2 qt3.14 gfs

>think 1 doesn't count didn't even kiss

>other wanted too, I froze up w/ dick hard as diamond

>another qt chick hitting on me

>so worried i'll fuck it up so i'm scared to do shit

>>484671

I wish I knew, anon. But I know where you're coming from. I always expected that friends would be my gateway to drugs, a sex life and activities like sports, hobbies, music and so on.

>>484782

>>484795

I wish you all the best anons, you just have to always keep one thing in mind: it won't be fixed by itself or by others. You have to take measures to fix it. The most basic step is leaving the house, even if it's just to take regular walks. Ideally it should be for an activity, like learning an art or craft for example, where you can socialize a little bit. Liftan is crazy good for your health, tho it's not conducive to meeting people. Of course, a job is the most likely source of friendship, or at least enough human contact to stave off that craving.

Yeah I know, saying "get a job" doesn't help. But my point is, you have to take it upon yourself and change your situation. Please anons, never forget that. Your own participation is always necessary in yourtreatment.

>>484811

Now this is something else. I'm calling schizotypal disorder. There's a chance that you are a couple of meds away from normalcy. Cheap advice, but regardless: seek a doctor.

>>484852

Like I said above: you have to be proactive. And that includes when seeking romance and sex.

>>485107

You already can get drugs, so here's a big tip: if you have depression, ketamine might be a miracle cure.

http://www.nature.com/tp/journal/v4/n10/full/tp2014105a.html

>>485160

For whatever it's worth, all of us depressives have that tendency to overthink, because it's a way to procrastinate and thus postpone whatever is worrying us. Of course, this ends up being the reason why we don't live. We never act because we don't stop thinking. So the trick is, if you catch yourself doing that and trying to find ways to rationalize avoiding it, just do it. Yeah, easier said than done, but still, keep that in mind. If you manage to internalize that, you have gotten a long way towards being normal.

>>480994

This is why I don't seek out sadists anymore, no offense intended. They're just not trustworthy in any situation where they're given too much power. Luckily, my bf gets off on how malleable I am, rather than those things, so he enjoys it either way. I've only been truly scared to the point of tears a few times, and I don't know if he was into that aspect of it.

>>485206

I like DXM/MXE way more though

>18

>believe I'm bi

>kissless virgin who has only been on 1 date

>lost all my HS friends for my senior year because one of them was a complete dick, and they all followed him like sheep.

>has ADHD, but adderall basically fixes all school problems

>attending second semester of University and already a softmore due to AP credits

>Does not have a job [yet]

>One of my roommates is from Japan

>Taking a Japanese class because why the fuck not

>Meet some likeable girls in those classes

>My partner in a huge CS project for last semester was a furry - but he doesn't know I am.

>Never have been to a furry convention

meh. Things could be better, and they could be worse. I have really prioritized school over social life, but I'm happy that I'm going through school quickly. Oh also, I used to be mormon since I was 17, so that kind of contributes toward being a kissless virgin.

>>480784

:^)

"I am 18-22 and still a virgin even though that is completely normal and acceptable! Waaa!"

>>485582

Seriously. All the under twenty-five year olds whining in this thread have no real issues. Waaaah! I'm a virgin! So are most people at your age. Try reaching twenty-nine and then come back.

"I'm 18,and a virgin and I'm in college and ok not fucking anything that moves fml :("

>>485783

Exactly my feelings. I am 29 and I never attended a college. These faggots should stop whining.

>>471839

this is me

if you guys feel the need to fight over the existence of pansexuality, that i mentioned barely in passing, then you honestly have no problems and you're looking for shit to get frustrated at

Do you believe some people are biologically predefined to be alone forever? I have a 4" dick, low T from it, and no sexuality or drive to meet people.

>>471343

>>472096

>>473327

>>473531

>>473950

>>481383

>>483540

>>471719

>>472972

Don't really know you guys, but we all gonna make it anons.

>>486932

Well I'd say nothing is predetermined, but rather probabilistic. Everyone is dealt a hand, some get a hand much better or worse than others, but all of them still has a chance, however small.

so anybody itt managed to break their curse yet?

>>485107

apply yourself and learn to love your classes and career path or you will fail, i promise. for me, once i loved my field i fove in and had a 4.0 gpa since then, have been getting supplementary certifications, and meeting other local people into the same things through meetups, conferences and school. there is no way to fail in life, only quit. if you keep applying yourself in smart ways, you will get there. anyone in their 20s calling themselves a failure itt is an idiot that quit WAYYYYY too early.

>>485783

Turning 29 this year and all the "I'm an 18 year old virgin pls halp" is both funny and annoying.

Most of them will probably lose it by the time they turn 20, lol.

I wonder if there's a cutoff age, as in what is the age where you're pretty much statistically guaranteed never to be loved in your life? Is there such a thing?

>>488308

I believe - you will have to google to check - only 7% of males age 25 in the USA statistically are still virgins. I am 28, and you are 29, so we are really the tiny majority. We have failed as biological beings.

I got together with my online BF IRL for a week just about a month ago and lost my virginity at 24! \o/

but when I tried to penetrate him I couldn't keep it up

and the one time he made me cum, it was a handjob I came immediately like your stereotypical "I swear this never happens" 5 second wonder like in a cartoon or something.

Still technically lost my virginity since he came inside me, ooh la la (but I was limp for that though, what the fuggg)

>30

>My mom told me she always thought I had Asperger's syndrome

>Has home movies of me acting weird that she said she recorded "to show a doctor"

>She never took me to a doctor

>Coworker says "I think you may have autism"

>Begin noticing things that relate to autism

Shit. I guess this is a good excuse for never being on a date and being a virgin?

>>471391

know that feel bruh.

>>487051

I'm glad for you, anon. I keep hoping that the next med cocktail will be the one that lifts the veil. How long did that combo take to get that effect?

>>488388

I'm glad to hear this too. You keep it up, problems like those happen in every relationship I think

>>490281

Shit anon, I'm really sorry. You got dealt a really bad hand. Do you want to talk? What were your projects about, programming?

>>490281

By anon, see you on the other side.

>>491000

Don't do it anon, think of the trips!

>>491888

I don' think you derailed anything, it was fine

Don't kill yourself, though - you still need to pay taxes to support the upper class.

>>491888

this is the oldest line in the book but suicide solves literally nothing.

unless you're a fucking brony

i'm not serious please don't kill yourself lmfao

>>490463

I'm not who you're quoting, but I take Concerta and Lexapro for anxiety/panic and depression, and Concerta's just extended-release Ritalin. Lexapro took about a month (SSRIs all take a while) and combined with CBT helped with anxiety but did pretty much nothing for depression. Concerta helped my depression immediately and significantly, pretty much night and day. It's effects only last about 12 hours though (for regular Ritalin, that's even shorter), so you have to make sure you take it regularly, which can be hard if you're already depressed.

I don't know how hard Ritalin is to get prescribed directly for depression, though. I was prescribed it to see if I had ADHD, but when my ADHD test was negative I was kept on it since it helped with my depression so much. AFAIK using Ritalin and the other drugs in it's class to treat depression is off-label. I imagine that, combined with it's Schedule 2 status, could make getting it for depression difficult. IANA psychiatrist though.

>19

>talking with some anon over discord

>add him to skype

>keep talking

>we click

>lives in bongland and I live in merica

>visiting family and have no way of driving to places, so I couldn't even see him if he flew over

>both admit

>talking stops for a while because of family reasons

>start losing interest in everything even eating

>fall into a state of depression

>one of the my family members I have been extremely close to my entire life has to have open heart surgery

>remember how it went the last time

>can't sleep anymore without the aid of sleeping pills

>sometime in the middle of this cacophony of stuff going on I uninstall discord, remove everyone from skype and most of the people I was talking to on steam

>few months later

>surgery is a sucess

>only marginally feel more alive

>regret everything

I got disappointed by potential girls twice today.

One I met at the book store. Other I met in an art stream, I found out she was a grill AFTER she drew our characters fucking out of nowhere. And that's the second time that's happened. The first time it was with a super popufur chick who got high, drew our characters fucking over skype screenshare, then deleted the picture after she sobered up. I still kick myself for not printscreening that shit. It was hot as fuck.

Anyway, it's the typical problem. Same one that always blocks me. They're taken. Not that I even asked. One I overheard mention her bf, the other had him on her profile.

Meeting women is rare enough. It's like I'm contending with the fucking Drake equation to find a chick that's even a viable option, much less one that is attractive or interesting. My bar is pretty fucking low. Pretty sure there's not even a bar. There's just a sign in a puddle of mud that reads "Please give me attention."

I sometimes try to imagine what it is men do to "get laid". The only logical conclusion I can come to is that they seek women out where they congregate and literally grab them and shove their penis in them before the woman has time to realize what's happening, then stealth out before they are caught. Because how the fuck else could you? There's way too many barriers. So what the fuck. What the literal fuck is going on?

Is that one of the things I can get away with because I'm white? I'm still looking for my white privilege. If I could like, just take women like it's the caveman days then I can totally see where the privilege idea is coming from.

>tfw no furfag bf

Why must this bother me.

The chances of finding someone who is down to earth, not crazy, and attractive is probably impossible.

So why do I feel like there's this perfect guy just around the corner that I'm too pathetic to find.

>>471547

If you're worried about /christian/ parents

then don't tell them, faggot

Go back to >>>/r9k/

>>492631

this is furry9k though, I'm right where i want to be.

Anyone live with parent(s) because rent is expensive? I make $60k a year but I can't justify spending $800/mo on a 700 sq ft apartment, not including utilities.

>>492634

You saving up for a house bro?

>>492634

I live with roommates, I'll be fucked when I have to move since I can't afford that shit either. 800 dollars is for like the shittiest run down apartments around here.

>>492635

No, I just hoard money. Houses are hella expensive and you have to fix them. I hate fixing this house.

>>492636

Yeah man rent is actually at an all time high right now because of people like me that don't want to buy houses due to laziness. We're fuuuucked

>>492639

I've owned a house for about 6 years now and it's barely had to be 'fixed' at all. The only major fixes are things you'd hire someone else to do anyway, especially if you're lazy. And no, it's not a new house, it was built in the 80's.

>>492636

It's depressing. If you live anywhere that is decent, where it's not impossible to get a job an apartment is so damn expensive and feels like you're living in a crack motel with scumbag landlords.

I try not to think about how I'll be homeless most likely in a few years.

I guess I should stop bitching about living with my mom forever. I can't drink, date, have friends over, or do furfag stuff, though, so it makes me depressed.

I guess I should be grateful though since I am not in situation like >>492641

Best of luck to you

i think I'm getting cucked by my bf. sheeet

>>492650

why do you think that?

>tfw sent texts to my bf today

>no replies after several hours

>finally replies with "I really don't want to talk to anyone for a while. Sorry"

>tfw i think something really bad happened

>>492654

his baby died

>>492654

Cause he keeps getting all close to the dudes that live near him all flirty and shit.

I'm not a controlling guy by any means but it seems way too much

>>492659

tell him to stop

>>492667

then I'm gonna be the dickhead

>>492671

better to be a dickhead than a cuckhead

but seriously, if he's flirting with people and you don't approve of it you tell him to knock it off, don't be a pussy anon. don't let people walk all over you and

do not bottle shit like this up

be clear, communicate, tell him what you think, because he's supposed to be important to you

>>492677

>>492671

>>492667

>>492659

>>492654

>>492650

Hey FUCK YOU GUYS for being in relationships. In my 29 years I have never had one and I don't know how, so FUCK YOU! GFo burn

This girl is really into me but I am attracted to dick. I am a virgin though so I don't know if I am legit gay or not. Should I go with it?

>>492689

Yes

>>492689

General rule of thumb is if you think you want to do it then do it.

>>492689

What if she has a dick?

>>492690

>>492693

IDK what I want or don't want. I have been on libido killing meds for over a decade and I have low testosterone

>>492697

if you dont think itd make a good relationship then dont bother

>>492697

don't do it if you feel like you have to. there's no forcing it.

> Be 19, going on twenty in a week.

> Girl I dated for a year dumped me a month ago. Proceeded to tell me they never wanted to see me again after I tried to save our relationship.

> She dumped me because I didn't want to be an open relationship. She figured it was easier to drop me than to deal with me.

> Massively depressed over break up still. It's hard to concentrate on my college work.

> Trying to find a job since November. Nothing really yet. A few interviews and what was almost a job, only to get turned down last minute.

> No drivers license either.

> Have alcoholic mother always on my back about the littlest shit.

tbh, I don't have it bad as some of you, but it's still a bit sad. I don't want to kill myself but I just wish I could skip into a part of my life to where I was happier than this.

>>481334

I know this feeling.

You have time to find someone, you do.

>>492702

Never trust females. The few worthwhile ones are so rare that the entire gender isn't worth giving a single ounce of attention to.

The modern woman is a worthless, heartless creature.

>>492757

>no woman loved me because I'm an autistic prick

>almost all women suck

>>492914

Find hobbies. Get out the house and do stuff.

>>492924

pfft, nothing makes me happy anymore

computers is my only hobby, i've gotten tired of games, and i'd never think of doing sports or anything physical

>>492914

>Ton of money

It really probably isn't.

You have to remember that you are earning for your retirement years too.

That money in your bank account is not really for spending. It's there so you can survive the years after you lose the monthly pay check.

>>492960

my employer does it, it's a thing in sweden

and i have money on the bank too, and i save every month

i don't have anything to spend money on anymore

>>492922

What is source of this?

HOLY SHIT

Furry virgin with no friends here :'(

At least I got dubs

>>492702

>She dumped me because I didn't want to be an open relationship.

you dodged the cuck bullet there.

>>493288

Damn this board is slow.

5am lonely fucks general.

>>492922

That video has a whole bunch of shit behind it. The mother refers to her son with the German word for 'stud', and there's a whole bunch of nuance you have to be a native speaker to get, but the overall picture makes it seem like he's just doing this to spite her bullshit.

>>492922

SOURCE?? MY DUDE

>benis

>benis

>benis

>benis

>benis

>benis

>benis

benis.

benis!

benis?

>>493299

w-wait… you guys are siding with the dude? That guy is a piece of shit. His family wants to go to a water park and he won't go because he wants to rape a plushie in there? …and you side with him?

>[this is what plushiefags actually believe]

I side with the mom on this one. That kid is a dick.

>>493774

>picking sides with anyone anywhere

How old are you?

>>493793

>>493793

Oh so you have no opinions on any subject, and you just ambiguously go along with everything?

Grow a fucking spine, kid

>>492922

That's brutal. The mother just wants a normal son, or can at least keep his shit under wraps. I may be a degenerate too but at least I can remain presentable. The blatant disregard to fit into society is every furry's/tumblrina's downfall.

Anyone else horribly scarred from acne? J-just me?

>18

>in the Air Force waiting to get a reclass

>most of my friends don't talk to me much anymore

>never been close to any girls

>most girls I meet on base are married

>repeatedly told by guys that have been in longer that having a relationship in the military is a bad idea

>despite this my instincts tell me that I must have a mate, though I fear it will never happen

>fill the void by regularly commissioning furshit

I'm only 18 why the fuck am I going through a crisis

>>495886

>can easily afford to go to college

>don't because I have no long term goals

Anon, even if you don't have long terms goals, you should definitely do something. Mostly because you should be well aware that without higher education, you're going down the drain.

Pick something you like, or at least, that you don't dislike much, and go for it, anon, you're still 19 so there's still time for you!

>>492922

this audio clip is the most sobering audio clip i've ever listened to.

>>497769

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>>495886

>can easily afford college

>don't because I have no long term goals

I can get not wanting to go to college, especially if you don't have a plan. The universities are churning out tons of people who have nothing to show for it but a degree and gorillion dollar debt. But like >>496851 said, you need to do something or you're going to wake up in your 30s and assistant manager at Wal Mart. And if you're a fag in the South you know you're going to have to get out of there because your dating prospects are just going to be the same 5-10 nigs or creepy old dudes since anyone your age left as soon as they could.

Alternatives to college that still pay decent:

>IT help desk.

You don't need a degree for it. You just need to get some experience fixing computers and a couple of certifications like CompTIA A+ or MSCA. If you do good you can move up into Admin positions and sometimes companies will pay for you to do training and education as you move up.

>Programming

You can basically teach yourself this with books and online tutorials and most companies hiring don't care about degrees either. Learn, build some programs, apps, or websites then put them up on the internet and put in for jobs. If you really want to blow your wad of cash, you can do a coding bootcamp, but from what I've read they don't really teach you to code as much as throw you into groups and say "Build this program, here's some guides, and if you get stuck, Google it" so you have experience building projects in groups.

>Technical/Trade School

HVAC, Plumbing, Electrical, shit that people pay hundreds to not fuck with. You go to school for two years, learn a skill that isn't going to be outsourced or automated, then make good money. Good plumbers can make almost as much as doctors without the debt and years of schooling.

>Military

You'll go in as enlisted, get treated/paid like shit, and be the government's bitch for the duration of your contract. But you can move up, get /fit/, rise to officer, free college, and you could get stationed somewhere better than the South. Once you get out of your contract, you can get GS civil service jobs easier than civilians because USAJobs automatically puts you up higher on the list because you're a veteran.

There are more options than that, but what you need to do is Google for different options and see what appeals to you, then look for job postings and see what they want applicants to know. If it's a degree it may or may not be a deal breaker, but you can always learn the skills they want, do some freelance work or side projects, then beef up your resume.

weekends are suffering

kill me fam

>>497793

nu sorry :(

>>496969

>sorta thinking "maybe tomorrow I have the courage".

Well that means you know what is to be done in the first place, that's a good sign.

>I guess I'm just bad at it since my body isn't that good looking

It's entirely possible to exercise and not get in shape at all. I know because I wasted a year and a half lifting wrong.

>19

>have a few friends, but slowly losing them due to life happening.

>College is in the middle of nowhere, people don't do anything anyways here

>Trying to find online communities where I can meet people, but everywhere I look is stuff i'm not interested in and can't connect with people

>Have only ever done oral with bf and gf from highschool, but they weren't good relationships

>Recently had a few encounters with men older than my parents, but it also wasn't a very good experience

>Now I just want someone I can share my passions with

God dammit. I've been told that i'm pretty good looking, but I still have a shit self esteem. I'm hoping I can get to work out more, but really, I don't know how much that will help me.

I just wish there were more furries around here that I shared interests with. Maybe one day i'll be able to find a writing group or something here.

Also, being into older people is suffering. Especially when all the ones I'm into are into twinks.

>>503776

>19

>in college

>boo hoo

fuck off. get out of this thread.

>>503799

I don't understand. What do you have against being in college?

>>503801

It's not college that he's against. It's the fact that you're 19. Your life is on-track and still very early on. You're far from forever alone, mate.

>>503776

What exactly are your passions in life?

You sound like someone I'd want to chat with.

>poorfag

>was also a sadfag for a time

>have qt net gf

>also poorfag

>can't move to one another due to costs and responsibilities

>been friends for 9-10 years

>sorta-romantic for about 3

>taking it REAL slow

>neither of us have much interest in sex at all, so it works nicely

>play with furry as just a fun thing rather than a kink

>she's some kind of dragonine creature

>I'm some kind of avian creature

>neither really have a species name, that's just what they most resemble

>we talk most days but put the most effort into our hobbies and learning things

>she got me hooked on learning science shit

>I thought I hated physics but was pleasantly mistaken

>she's into computers, shared a bunch of security tips and browser tweaks

>my info can no longer be found online anywhere

>I got her into politics somehow

>I still have no idea if this is good or not but now we can both rage at politicians together

>mostly just watch movies/play vidya/shitpost together

>share problems, work each other through any bad shit

>surprisingly good therapist, helped me come to terms with a lot of things

>the most risque our chats get is hugs and cuddling

Call me a faggot, but we're stable and happy and I'm feeling pretty damn comfy.

>>472351

You'll find someone. Even if they don't match ALL the criteria.

>>493774

Here's what I could gather:

>guy is a furfag

>decides to purchase or mod a plush tiger for some sweet lovin's

>mother has been rifling through his shit

> >>493299 makes me wonder how legit the plush was

>maybe it was to fuck with her, maybe he legit liked and and didn't give a shit anymore

>she starts going on about muh Bible, don't think he is very religious judging by his reactions

>she wants him to leave/move out

>he says he can go to Berlin, whatever

>keeps trying to force him to get into the car and pretend like everything is normal and happy for a day before she kicks his ass to the curb for being a sinner

>he refuses since the combination of all of the above would make it pointless and unpleasant and he just doesn't want to do it

The "side" to take is either a shutin who likes to fuck plush tigers or a mother who'd disown her kid because he's humping a toy.

>>508070

"friends" = IRL friends

I don't get how people online can be your BFF

I that's a late-millennial thing

>>473428

good job anon

this is the alienation that real folk music should be drawing on

I hope you can music well.

>>509000

Appropriate image considering you have a disgusting horse cock.

>>509009

nice rug m8

>>509009

It's like a baby leg with varicose veins.

It's unsightly.

>>509012

i'd suck on that baby leg and put it in my ass

>>509009

Eugh, it's disgustingly gigantic. It's sight is completely unsavory. Delete it immediately.

>>509015

Fuck man, it's not easy coming up with good insults for giant cocks.

>>509019

christ what the fuck is wrong with your asshole, is that a hemorrhoid? absolutely disgusting

>>509019

I'd gladly penetrate this sweet, sweet arse with my laughable 5.9 inch cock.

>>509024

Fix your weird growth/tumor thingy

>>509029

w-what growth?

>>509033

Do you not see that weird flap thing thats going on ON your butthole? Seriously?

>>509034

[?]That's not normal?[/?]

>>509035

I don't know what the other anon is going crazy about. I think he's just trolling you.

It's just a skin tag.

>>509036

Skin tags on your anus ARE NOT NORMAL

http://www.webmd.boots.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/guide/anal-skin-tags

so it's normal, cool. I've had it for basically all my life, so it would be weird if it was bad or something

>>509039

that shit is fucking nasty, yo

>>509039

Yeah you're fine, it's a common thing anon.

>>509044

That is pretty.

>>509050

Fucking hell I always forget to fix the focus.

>19

>never got much attention from anyone irl

>Always knew I liked dudes more than girls

>Actually get attention from gay/bi furry dudes and rare occasion furry girls saying that I look decent

>Do camwhore stuff privately and they eat it up

>The attention feels so nice

>irl I'm just at a boring retail job

>thinking about going back to college sometime when I move out

>want to get a better job but change is scary

>hooked up and did stuff with about 5 furries but never had sex

>closest I got was being turned down because the guy didn't think he could get another erection so we could go all the way

I feel pretty empty, like I'm just peaking barely and that my life is going to get worse. Part of me wants a relationship with someone great, though I'm scared of being exclusive.

Hold me, /furry/

>>509057

>18th

why wait fag, now or never, or are you afraid?

>>485582

>>485783

making virginity the measure of your success is retarded anyway.

i'm a complete failure, but i resent the idea that i'd be any less of a failure if i went out and got my dick wet.

>>471343

>>31

>>My best/true friends are still the ones I hardly ever see from high school.

>>I'm actually pretty social, get along with just about everyone, but don't try to force myself into social situations. If not a work related function, I'm generally a total shut-in who balances playing video games and looking up furry stuff.

>>I have two roommates… hardly ever see or socialize with them.Everyone does their own thing.

>>Was married. Now divorced. Dated and fucked around, but got tired of it because bitches were crazy, just wanted a one night fuck… and I'd rather be with a girl who was into the fandom as well (which is hard to find).

>>Furry is a good distraction from how much I don't like my life. It's a good life… but I also have depression and want to be in a relationship again. I need to get over myself.

>>508070

I think I have seen them in the past, but you could try for one.

>>509056

You're very young, there's still a lot of hope. Remember, never waste an opportunity. Of course you should weigh pros and cons and ditch it if it's bad, but if what's keeping you from taking that opportunity is just fear, say "fuck it" and go for it. You know what they say about "you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did"? It's all true.

>>509057

No anon don't do it. Have you tried medication or self-medication? Up in the thread there's something about ketamine. If you're on the way out, might as well try the fringe alternatives. Also Concerta seems to be good.

>>511201

>No anon don't do it.

Chill, mano. I'm too much of a pussy to do it as a planned thing either way, so it'll be spontaneous and nobody will notice.

Besides, if I keep forcing myself to do stuff then I'll be able to die due to severe fits of cringing, because of uploading a vid, which should happen by the end of the month. Oh man, the feeling of being utter, useless shit is quite intense.

bump.

>>492631

Kill yourself.

>>492914

>tfw 19.

I honestly feel like my life is going nowhere.

>25

>kissless virgin

>never had friends

>asd adhd spd sad

>fucked up motor control and senses

>eating disorders

>cant drive

>beaten up in primary and high school. moved to 3 different schools and drop out

>no skills, no talents

>unable to get any job

>mooch off parents

>only friendship i tried to make in my life, ended up removing me from tox

>bald, ugly. have the 101 'autistic' face (wide eyes, long philtrum)

>unable to take care of myself

>exercise for 30 minutes every day for a year now, still feel suicidal

>wanted to suicide since i was a child

>dignitas and exit ignored my application because im not terminally ill or old

>last guy who tried to import n in my town was arrested for 10 years

the closest im getting to killing myself is in my dreams, and i have no doubts about suicide anymore. im ready, but my family isnt. i was hoping exit/dignitas would accept me but now i have to do a home solution and traumatize my parents for the rest of their life.