No.489052
I finally did it!
I purchased a dragon dildo, a medium gryphon! It will be here in about a week.
No.489070
>>489054
>Cancer animal
i upboat ur le leddit image xDDDDD
No.489151
have fun dying of peritonitis
No.489214
No.489219
Welcome to the crazy faggot club.
No.489259
I own a Dragoness penetrable and my medium Kelvin should ship out soon.
No.489278
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No.489310
>>489052
>Not buying an XL T-Rex
Confirmed for faggot.
No.489484
>>489052
Good choice, OP. The gryphon is incredible.
No.489615
>tfw own small gryphon, small breeder, small cockatrice, medium tail
>tfw digestive issues prevent me from using them, for well over 5 years
>used to be able to knot the gryphon in college
Those were fun times. I wonder if I can get more than $100 resale
No.489783
>>489615
100 each or for the lot?o
No.489879
>>489615
>tfw digestive issues prevent me from using them, for well over 5 years
If I ever got IBS I'd probably commit suicide. Being unable to anally masturbate or have anal sex would be like having my dick cut off.
No.489924
>>489615
>small cockatrice
you mean a small ridley don't you?
No.491289
how do baddragon dildos compare to regular human ones in terms of feeling?
No.491295
How do toys and putting them in the ass compare to simply rubbing it? And what are the consequences?
No.491356
>>491295
It feels amazing. Orgasms are much more intense now. I've only once been able to use both my Mary and Chance at the same time, and I nearly fell over doing so, it felt so amazing. (My chance has a suction cup, and I use him standing up.)
Unless you go way too fast in your warm ups or just become completely reckless, there aren't any real consequences.
No.491382
>>491356
Well, let's say I'm flashing my ass in a public shower, can people tell that I'm taking that shit in the ass?
What about lube? How messy it is in general, how much cleaning does it require?
No.491400
>>491382
Unless you get really rough and cause a hemorrhoid, a perianal hematoma, or just straight up tear it, it shouldn't look much different. I haven't noticed much different in my own asshole, but I don't often look down there.
The biggest part of cleaning up afterwards is cleaning the toy itself. I use a bar of soap and some hot water and give my toys a good rub down. If you have a cum tube in your toy, run a few syringe-fulls of hot water through the toy. After that, let them air dry. For cleaning myself, I just wipe my ass afterwards. If you're using a body safe lube (I use Jlube), you won't have any problems with residual lube in your body.
No.491404
>>491400
What about substitutes to put in my ass and lube up with? Don't want to buy expensive toys before I even know if I like it or not.
No.491409
>>491404
Finally, someone who understands this concept! I've been messing around with myself for a few years, when I found it time to begin spending a bit of money on toys, what I did was I got some lube, lubed up my fingers, and stuffed them in my rear. It wasn't until I fit four of my fingers in myself comfortably that I got my first toy, my Medium Flared Chance. Even then, it was a bit of a jump, I wouldn't recommend it. Anyway, I wouldn't buy a Bad Dragon toy until at the very least you're able to comfortably fit four of your fingers in down there.
While I'd recommend cheaper toys, I've seen a lot of info of crazy information about 'traditional' jelly toys dissolving in people's rectums and giving them cancer. I don't own any either. Hopefully another anon can chime in with this question as I only have my own experience to offer.
No.491418
>>491404
Websites like amazon and adam & eve are good places to buy cheap toys so you can at least get accustomed to the feeling
there are no "cheap" silicon toys, but rubber or jelly ones feel just fine to me. around $15 is how much a medium sized one should cost
No.491422
Hm. How do I judge the size I want before buying anything? I mean this is a long shot since I'm not even sure if I'm gonna buy anything. And buying BD would be fucking expensive, especially with the shipping.
Oh well. I can dream I guess.
No.491435
>>491422
When it gets to that time, take a good long look at the different measurements, and think about what you want to do with the toys. This might also help you a little; https://www.reddit.com/r/BadDragon/comments/43re10/some_measurements_of_common_items_to_help_you/
>inb4 >Reddit
In terms of measurements, I'd immediately ignore the diameter measurement. It doesn't convey any useful information, in my opinion. This is because your anus does not stretch out in terms of diameter, but rather in circumference. That measurement is much more useful when trying to nail down a size, for me at least. The diameter also seems to do a good job of making things seem much, much smaller than they actually are.
Going to what you want to do, which would you rather do; knot a toy, or ride it? I have a couple knotted toys personally, but I keep going back to my Chance, now that the bend in my body finally straightened out. He's fun to ride. Feeling that long length grind against my insides feels fantastic. Getting knotted feels good too. That first 'pop' of my large David during a session as it knots me also feels great, but is a bit more abrupt in my opinion. If I had to go back, I'd probably would have gotten a little more experienced before tackling him. Personally, when the time comes to get one, I'd start out with riding a toy.
No.491449
>>491435
Mm. Thanks for the insight. I wonder how much of a faggot would I feel if I tried it :(
But hey, if it's fun, why not.
No.491451
>>491449
Of course. I love helping out with this stuff.
No.491515
Someday once I get enough content on my youtube channel I'll post it.
Atm I have like 3 reviews because I am impossibly lazy.
No.491551
No.491565
>>491551
links to my youtube channel. Sorry I'm tired.
I mostly review dragon dildos. Mostly because I think its a good asset to have becase they are so expensive.
No.491575
>>491435
>This is because your anus does not stretch out in terms of diameter, but rather in circumference
wut? diameter is related to circumference.
No.491635
>>491575
Your ass stretches outward to accommodate the dildo. Diameter is only helpful for measuring the farthest one side of your anus will stretch from the other. Circumference is how big around your ass will stretch to accommodate the load.
No.491639
>>491565
well no surprise you only get 3 views like what….?
No.491654
>>491639
I only have like 3 videos or so. Maybe like 1,800 views and 5 subscribers.
Am I popufur yet?
>>491635
Yeah when I first started I used diameter, but because these toys are often not perfect circles this dousn't tell you much.
Circumference is a better measure because its a real measure of the toy completely around it.
No.491659
>>491654
Yeah, the 'imperfect circle' problem is why I abandoned using the diameter measurement.
If you have a small pelvis, I can see it being useful though on the larger toys, but that's about it.
No.491686
Congratulations you purchased a consumer product
No.491904
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSePj1jATqoovUF09Z8gcKA/videos
Here. Dragon dildo reviews. There are more videos like this too, I think, on other channels.
No.492027
Any further advice on where (and how) to put my finger(s) so that it feels good?
No.492028
>>492027
Up your ass.
Feel around and try to find the spot where it feels the best. Protip: your prostate is probably the spot to look for.
No.493380
Bumping this thread with an unboxing
No.493411
>>493402
JUST FUCKING OPEN IT ALREADY
No.493412
No.493414
>>493402
It's an XL Winston
No.493417
>>493411
Sorry about that.
>>493414
No.493419
>>493414
>>493417
>>493418
>mfw I have become such a dildo wizard that I guessed it correctly
No.493420
>>493418
This was actually a flop because of some imperfections on the base. It's a bit more apparent in the picture that BD provided, but they're pretty much nonexistent.
No.493426
>>493420
and here's it with the rest of my collection
No.493439
>>493426
How is the enderfang? I was considering either it, a Clayton or a Pretzel.
No.493917
>>493439
Sorry about the late reply.
Anyway, it's smoooth as fuck. However, I can't really give a good review as I haven't knotted him yet. I've only gotten as far as the first bulb. It's one of the reasons why I got the tail in the first place, that and eventually getting a Stan.
No.494031
>>489615
>>489879
I have a similar problem since I got my gall bladder removed, but learning how to give yourself an enema and always having some Imodium in the house makes it bearable. Eating at set times also helps
But yeah, just being able to take a dick almost whenever is something I definitely miss.
No.494861
I want to embrace the degeneracy and get myself something, but there's too many damned normalizing factors in my life right now.
Only a year or so out of the parent's house so they're able to monitor my spending. Would have a hard time justifying buying a piece of sillicone to insert into myself to them. And I live in an apartment where the term soundproof means nothing, nor does knocking mean much to at least one room mate.
The fuck can I do to be able to get into being a degenerate?
No.494885
>>494861
Get an IRL fuck buddy.
No.494910
>>494861
Why do your parents can even monitor your spending if you don't live with them anymore?
No.494919
>>494861
>Only a year or so out of the parent's house so they're able to monitor my spending.
Paypal is literally your pal. "Why did you send 60 bucks on this account?"
"G2A was not compatible with my card and it was the easiest way."
They will never know.
No.494926
>>494919
It might still show BD Enterprises on the report.
Best bet would be to just put money onto the paypal account either incrementally or all at once then use the paypal funds to buy it instead of BD charging paypal and paypal charging your card automatically.
No.494929
>>494926
That's what I said. If you have an intermediate account, it blocks info from reaching your report in any way, since they are private towards each other.
Account → PayPal → BD
What you get, is the email from paypal containing the bad dragon purchase and the report from the bank containing the paypal account receiving the amount of money, but no sign of BD
God bless the privacy policy of banks.
No.495024
>>494910
Because as I understood it if I wanted a credit card so I can work on getting some sort of credit I needed another person on the account. Maybe it isn't that black and white and there were other ways, but that's what I went with.
>>494919
>>494926
>>494929
I feel pretty stupid for not thinking of that, paypal seems obvious in hindsight. Thanks anons, my fall to degeneracy is closer to realization than I thought.
No.495030
>>495024
>I needed another person on the account
AFAIK, that's only if you're a minor. I got my own credit card at the age of 23 and that only involved talking with my bank (as I got the card through them).
No.495032
>>495030
Fuck. I probably should've looked more into how this shit works before just listening to parental advice. Once more, my problems are from my own stupidity and/or unwillingness to look into things.
Oh well, once this one expires I'll be able to just be alone with money.
No.495372
My cum tube came of my Black Friday Rex…
Aw poop.
No.495394
>>494929
this would have saved me from having to go to gay reform camp
No.496378
>tfw Bad Dragon blocked me on twitter for jokingly claiming I was twelve
I literally just said "I am twelve" too.
No.496476
>>489879
I have (mild?) IBS, and I can still use one just fine.
No.496489
>>496378
you'll get banned from rule34.paheal.net for the "i'm 12 and what is this" meme
adult businesses don't mess around when it comes to kids
No.496911
>>496489
Feels shitty though. I liked their twitter feed. They could have asked me frist if it was a joke or something. My profile information even states I'm 21.
No.497029
What has the internet done to me?
I just ordered my first dog dick a couple days ago and instead of feeling any real shame I'm just hype for the arrival of it. Dog dick has saturated my thoughts. Why don't I regret this leap towards degeneracy and wizardry? What hath my internet dwelling wrought?!
No.497241
>>494861
same here, still live with my parents at 21 cause depression/no motivation/impossible to find a job/no money for college
I just want to move into a place by myself and not have to deal with my drunk parents and just go full degenerate virgin.
All my friends have pretty much moved and I am not contact at all with them. Those are the same friends I pretended to not be a furry and a degenerate around.
I just want to reset what everyone thinks I am and just go full degenerate.
No.497283
>>495024
> I needed another person on the account
> Only a year or so out of the parent's house
I can only think of three things things:
1. You're in some weird european school where you guys have boarding houses in middle/high school
2. You're completely dependant on them and you should probably fucking start spreading some wings lest you want to be a basement buddy
3. Your parents pulled the ol' one two on you.
>>497241
trade school? they're in hot demand and I dont think they require a college diploma to gain.
the mental illness sucks but i bet you can find some mental health provider in your area (unless your parents are pricks about that shit)
No.497289
>>497241
>23
>Part time job at Target
>$260 every 2 weeks
>Live with mom and sister
>Jobs I apply to either don't call back or are unwilling to work with my current schedule even though they are part time aswell.
>Got sick of my friends and blocked them all but feel I'm a happier person this way as over time they became extremely bitter and hostile to me (I made the mistake of showing them my power level)
>Still no car, can just barely afford rent and bills
Fucked up thing is I was in a vocational/trade school and took IT/Networking during high school. Never got any certs out of it though as I took only 2 years where most people would have been in it for 3 but also we went through like 3 "teachers" one being the IT guy at the fucking school, one being an overly emotional fat Rican guy who couldn't handle it, and the third being a pedophile who was charged with having CP. I knew it was fucked up the way he always looked at Julie, but dayum.
I think I was jobless around 20, if you don't have to pay rent and bills you can always just keep sending out job apps and eventually someone will take pity on you and hire you over the 50 year old man with 30+ years of job experience.
>Go full sick fuck
It won't make your life better, in fact it would probably just be the same but worse. True happiness comes from achievements.
No.497303
>mfw I just purchased by third BD dildo
This is the decent into madness, isn't it?
I mean, a medium 2 colour Pretzel with a suction cup and a tube for $80 is a steal.
No.497304
>>497303
>mfw I forget to post mfw
And this is the same reaction image I was gonna use anyways
No.497471
No.497487
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No.497575
>>497303
I have 7 dragon dildos anon stop while you can what you have is big enough trust meeeeeeee
No.497608
>>497575
But anon, I was drunk when I posted that, I miscounted. I have four total.
And I still need an Enderfang and a Clayton, at least
No.497643
>>493424
Where'd you get that picture of Varka?
No.497649
>>497289
I worked at Target too, it sucked so much dick. I quit because it was seasonal and the schedule they had me on after the season was over was not worth going to bed at 6 pm and waking up at 12 to get to work. The position I was in was also physically taxing as shit and I would easily go into overtime because of the lack of help.
You honestly fit the description of someone I knew while working there lol.
No.497653
>>497649
I started seasonal, Flow team bowling isn't really that hard after so long of doing this job. I just automatically wake up around 2-4AM anymore.
Lately we have had atleast 1 to 3 people calling off every single day but they don't hand out hours anymore because the store isn't doing so well I guess.
My stores in Central PA. I doubt we have ever been 50 miles from eachother even.
No.497755
Post pictures of your entire collection in lewd positions
No.497759
>>489879
Nigga wut. I have IBS, and need prescription grade acid reducers. I can still stick things up my butt with little to no issue on most days. I just can't take anything longer than 6 inches.
No.498344
My Pretzel came today, they even threw in a free bottle of lube.
>>498045
Very nice taste.
No.498407
You lucky bastard. Really want to get a medium spritz as my first dragon dildo, probably with a suction cup but that's $100 I don't have :[
No.498429
>>498344
that gryphon and flint look familiar :^3
No.498433
>>498344
Every cum tube toy comes with one free bottle.
Been like that for a long time
No.498526
>>498433
One of these days, I hope you get totally wasted drunk, and then when you're trying to sleep it off, someone breaks into your house. You'll be so fucked up that you grab a dildo instead of a gun, but still somehow manage to subdue the thief by squirting cumlube into his eyes.
It'll be all over the news.
No.498553
>>497471
I absolutely love how KirkJ posts on that site.
No.498802
>>498344
I'm thinking about getting a large Terra next, or maybe a Nova.
I've blown my mythical sex toy budget for the month, need to get paid and buy some ammo next.
No.498822
I would get a janine dragon vag next but they won't do custom colors for some reason
No.498825
>>498822
>buying the mlp meme tier horse pussy
disgusting
No.498827
>>498825
where do you see a horse pussy?
No.498832
>>498827
Oh, is the one on the right lily? At a glance it looked like the lips of the mlp horse pussy toy, my bad
No.498834
>>498832
Yeah it's the raptor vagina
No.498851
>>498825
>he doesn't know the mememarepussy is the best feeling one of them all
No.498865
>>498822
>>498822
Try again in the config for janine they have custom single and custom marbled as color options. I do wonder where the firmness options went on the vages though.
Also how is the Raptor?
>>498851
I had a feeling it was pretty nice
No.498888
>>489052
Does bad dragon require you to sign the packages?
No.498899
Anyone want to buy this?
An XL in medium which is way to firm and big for me
>>498888
Nope
No.498934
>>498865
I'm not >>498822 but I got lily. she's quite nice, subtle ribbed innards, very similar to hazel in a right way, but there's a problem.
that delicious split area fucking tore on me. it's Hazel levels of bad, and no matter how much sil-poxy I use, it breaks again after a two uses.
I've tried using a cotton swab with it, but it doesn't work.
my dick isn't even that huge, I would be grateful if someone gave me advice on this stupid problem
No.498945
>>498865
I love my Janine, feels bretty gud.
No.498968
>>498934
My Dragoness has the same problem, I just think it's inherent to a lot the designs. What firmness did you get? Mine was listed as extra soft and I noticed they removed the firmness options from the config pages.
>>498945
I'm really happy with mine as well, might look into the lily or sugarstar next when I've replenished my budget for this kind of stuff.
No.498977
>>497653
West PA anon here.
I can feel your situation on far too many levels
>22, going on 23
>Part time job (fast food)
>About the same pay, on average
>Parents, bat shit insane at that
>No call backs or the occasional one I do get is way out of the way for me at the moment
>No friends
>No transport for the same reason
Even on the schooling level; I've been tossing around the idea of trying to go into a trade, and also did the IT/Networking shtick in High School. One difference here is I managed the 3 years and did end up with a cert or two.
Did jack shit for me, despite this city supposedly being a hot bed for IT jobs.
No.498982
>>498977
shoulda beena welder
No.499021
>>498982
Surprisingly, not the first time I've heard that.
There was technically an opportunity for that as well, which is a bit disappointing I guess.
Though with my luck the inverse would happen: No welding stuff available and shit loads of IT.
No.499036
>>498822
They literally discontinued 90% of Janine's stock colors because they're fucking lazy.
I wish I was kidding. The initial person who ticketed them about it got handwaved away because they "flop too much because they're too complicated" or some shit. Same with the Dragoness Muzzle and Anthroshark's split colors.
Zero flops were noticed for messy lips recently, so no one knows why they truly did it.
No.499038
>>499036
^ That's also why Cherry Kisses from the promotion suddenly mysteriously vanished early, btw.
No.499051
>>498982
This, Years after finishing high school I come to learn PA is a state where machining, welding, and fabricating are big.Why the fuck did no one tell me this at any point and instead let me take the wrong choice.
Good luck getting an IT job without college or very good connections. I have toyed with the thought of just fixing consumer level stuff for people for free since I feel that most people get ripped off who don't know anything about compooteers but honestly that might be a huge headache.
At the very least I'm competent with tech and have a huge porn stash and I guess I got to have a couple enjoyable years in a rather miserable time at high school.
>>499036
>Lazy
Its probably a money or time hole. Call it lazy, but they get paid per toy. The more toys they go through the more money they get.
No.499057
No.499225
Are there any German furs here who've ordered something from Bad Dragon? I want a gryphon up my ass but I still live with my parents, allthough they never check my mail and I regularely order stuff so they wouldn't bother.
Will I have to go to the customs bureau where I have to explain to a middle aged woman what a dragon dildo is? Will they call me or send me a letter?
No.499263
>>499057
its a marble colored dog dick
No.499305
>>489219
I need info on that dildo, how much was it?
I was looking on Bad Dragon's website and trying to figure out how much a pour like that would cost.
No.499316
>>499225
Yeah, several times now
You won't have to do the walk of shame anymore, customs are dealt with by the delivery service. Unfortunately, since I liked introducing various employees to the contents of my packages
You WILL however get a letter attached to the OUTSIDE of your package that MAY give away the contents to anyone looking too closely as 'silicone statue', depending on where the letter is folded or how it's stuffed in.
You will most likely also have to pay the delivery guy for the customs fees immediately upon receiving your toy
Sometimes you get a separate bill in the mail instead. That part may depend on your choice of shipping
Either way expect north of thirty eurodollars per toy
No.499446
>>498553
Who is KirkJ? That's not the person who posted the video (me)
No.499496
Holy crap; I did not think I would return after a week and see my thread still floating around!
Either way, it arrived, but I'm having some difficulty getting it all the way in; please see the illustration. Any advice?
No.499520
No.499522
>>499496
git gud
Sit on it
Just….ram it in there.
No.499529
>>499496
Some actual advice: just keep trying. Don't force it if it starts to get rather painful. When it does, ease off for a moment, let your body relax, and try again.
Also, use plenty of lube.
No.499530
>>499496
Best thing I've found to stretch my anus is to stretch it from the inside, not outside. I take my inflatable dog dildo and pump it up to a reasonable size, push it out, then deflate it and reinsert it. Pump it up a little more, and then repeat. Every time I do that, I get gaped a little bit more. I'd imagine using any sort of cheap inflatable plug would have the same result.
Last time I did that with enthusiasm for half an hour, I was even able to fist myself for the first time in my life. I didn't really enjoy it. Hurt my wrist more than anything.
No.499679
>>499667
You just slowly work it in.
Are you cleaning out before? You better do that because shit is disgusting.
But truth be told you just need to relax and work it in. Eventually you will learn how to fit it in. Its not science, its an art.
No.499724
>>499496
I have a medium gryphon as my only insertable toy, and I have had the same issue.
I was trying to get it in every two or three days for about two weeks after I got it and it was like hitting a wall.
Eventually, after yet another attempt was stymied at the same place, I spent twenty minutes with just two fingers inside. I felt around trying to see what muscles tensed when and how I could make them relax. Once I did that the thing schlurped in on the first push. Knowing your body's reactions will make all the difference in the world. Relax and take your time. It feels like a LOT longer when you're dealing with the anticipation, but I'm not exaggerating when I say 20 minutes. Take your time and relax.
What position are you in? I also found that the easiest position was on my knees, face down ass up, which has the added benefit for fantasizing of being just the position you would be in getting railed by a gryphon anyway. Here and other places, people talking about sitting on it and using gravity to help get it in, but I think it would probably be better for your ass if you got it in without forcing it.
You could also probably use more lube. Use as much as you think you need, then add half again that amount at least.
No.499802
No.500130
Posting silicone sculptures.
>>499496
Start with something smaller for a few minutes, and then go for the gryphon (even a few fingers would work, but I wouldn't recommend it). For example, I have a medium pretzel that I definitely can't take all of right away. Just using my small terra or meng for a few minutes let's me use pretzel to its fullest.
>>499522
If you want a torn asshole, sure.
>>499529
>>499724
>>499679
Seconding these posts.
>>499530
Do you have the an inflatable toy from Primal Hardware by chance? I've considered getting one before. How is it?
>>499802
I'd like to know too. I never really considered dog dicks until now, but the knot looks like it'd be incredible.
No.500141
>>500130
This guy >>493426 Just curious, why do you not recommend using your fingers? Until I got the tail, I always put four of my fingers in my ass before putting any of my toys in. Never had any trouble, as long as I kept them trimmed.
No.500143
>>499802
>>500130
Its very nice, esepcially knotted. Because the knot is so rapid it just pulls itself in. In large it makes my stomach bulge out a bit and I can feel it in side me if I feel my gut with my hand.
Its real great, so great I got another in XL soft, but unfortunately it just doesn't want to go deeper in me. Oh well.
No.500157
>>500141
I meant that comment as my own personal opinion, but I guess I messed that up.
No, by all means, one's fingers are definitely a great help for anal play. Personally, even with my nails trimmed, they never feel good. I also have poor circulation in my hands and feet at most times, so there's that too.
>>500143
Alright, I'm considering getting one now (in medium). Just need to think of a good color combo.
No.500164
>>499316
Heh, I'm sure it's hilarious to see their reactions but I'd be too embarassed to enjoy that. Oh well, I don't think it's worth the struggle, I'll just wait until I move out and then go full ass slut mode.
No.500174
>>500130
The toy I have is from elypseart, the largest size they have. Rather expensive, but great quality and the closest I've ever come to the feeling of actually getting knotted by a real dog.
In terms of riding/thrusting, it's a bit floppy though, even when partially inflated, and the shaft shape is simple and untextured. If I want something to pound at my ass for a while, I'll go with the BD dog dick (I think it's a medium razor?), while if I want to feel knotted I'll go with the EA dildo. Because it's softer it does feel a lot more comfortable deep inside me.
Note: I just got done checking out a video of that primal hardware inflating dildo. FUCK that thing looks awesome! There's just… no fucking way I could get it in my ass at that size. The un-inflated knot is a whopping 10" around; the most I've ever taken is my own fucking HAND, which is about 8.5". If they ever make a smaller one, I will definitely grab it, though!
No.500183
>>500174
>In terms of riding/thrusting, it's a bit floppy though, even when partially inflated, and the shaft shape is simple and untextured.
Yeah, I can see that.
However, they look great.
>The un-inflated knot is a whopping 10" around
Holy shit, I didn't think it was that big. I honestly don't think my body could ever accommodate something that large.
No.500268
>>500130
The ram it in there bit was a joke, but sitting on it honestly could work if you go very slow.
Well, either that, or I just have a naturally slutty ass, I dunno.
>>500143
I've fallen in love with my medium rex, but now I really want a custom XL.
Would you suggest going for soft as well, or perhaps a medium firmness would be better?
No.500271
>>500268
It depends what you want. I wanted soft because that knot is gigantic and its very long and length has been an issue. I thought maybe I could fit soft in but nope.
Soft is very hard to manage aswell. The toy just dousn't want to do what I want it to and will often come flinging out of me.
It depends what you can take, but medium in this toy will be easier to manage but that knot might be a big issue for you.
No.500318
>>500271
I actually managed to knot my medium rex while having my medium chance in at the same time, so I dunno.
So long as I'm relaxed, I don't -think- length should be much of a problem, but as you said, it's that massive knot that you have to worry about.
My medium has a cum tube, but I honestly think a suction cup would have been a better choice; With an XL, probably even more so.
No.500319
>>500143
Thanks, that sounds nice.
No.500607
>>500318
IF you really want, my XL in soft has a suction cup. I would sell it to you as I toy less and less as time goes on anyway and will never master it I think.
No.500850
>>500607
That is awfully tempting.
I sort of want to get it with some custom colors, but depending on how much you were asking…
No.500871
>>500850
How do you feel about $110 without shipping?
No.500902
>>500871
I may just end up taking you up on that offer, but I'd like to mull over the idea a bit first, partially due to wanting something a bit more colorful than the flat black I already have with my medium.
How well does the suction cup work anyway? I can't imagine all that weight could be that easy on it.
No.500906
>>500902
It works really great actually. Suction cups from EE and BD are both very strong. Hell, I could make a video for you demonstrating it in all its glory if you wanted. (not lewd)
If you have a steam add me as I might not post here again or forget the thread exists.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/OperationalOperator/
Think it over aslong as you want, I havn't actually tried to sell this toy yet.
No.500920
Any of you guys have experience with the lil vibes? I'm split between the cockatrice or the fusion.
I'd look at the others if you guys have suggestions. I already have a medium Kelvin for reference.
No.500924
Actually either Sea Dragon or Fusion probably, looking at specs.
No.500931
>>500906
>PA
Which end of the state are we talking here?
No.500944
>>500931
Directly in the middle.
No.500946
>>500944
Figured as much, I've got a bit of family out that way. Stuck in the pitts myself.
No.500948
>>500946
Steel city, not much steel anymore right?
To many niggers from what I hear aswell.
No.500950
>>500948
That's about the gist of it.
Lots of indians in recent years too.
No.500951
>>500950
Ah
Does pajeet poo in the loo, or in the street?
No.500953
>>500951
"Yes"
They stuff into places tighter than a god damn roach motel. Floor to floor mattress and shit. It's absolutely insane how many you'll see spill out of a single apartment/house in a day.
No.500959
>got a great flop deal
>suddenly have the constant urge to check the flops page
>start considering toys I don't even want if they're a good deal
Oh god, get out while you still can.
No.501992
>>500953
A damn shame. We can't get immigrants from civilized countries that don't shit in the streets and bath in rivers of dead people, nope, have to let pajeet and his shit street squad in to make things worse.
I don't think white people were as fucking disgusting as Indian people are today, I have no knowledge of such a country that did the things they do now. Theres not even a fucking excuse for the shit they do either. I hates them.
No.502163
I've been interested in toys for a while now and really want a wearable one too.
Looking at the Cadejo from Fetish Zone is the internal diameter / circumference an issue?
I'm way over their recommended sizing suggestions for circumference (looking at the XL anyway).
Will I even be able to use the toy comfortably & will it look like crap?
http://www.fetishzone.net/store/animal-dildos-c-423_163/fetish-zone-cadejo-k9-sheath-p-4160.html
No.503063
So, has anyone ordered or is planning to buy anything from the leap day sale?
29$ off orders that are 100$ or more before shipping.
>Celebrate this 29th of February (only the second time in Bad Dragon's history!), by getting $29 off of the first $100* of in-stock Ready Mades, Frankenpours, and Rogue inventory toys!
I just checked and medium gryphons are 100$ exactly. Coincidence? I think not. Open your eyes, sheeple!
I am tempted, but not completely sure if that's the thing I want. Should I just go for it?
No.503186
>>503063
Gryphons are bretty gud, although other than the knot there's not a whole lotta girth there. Still, I'd recommend it.
No.503255
>>503186
Gryphons can't help how god made them, anon.
No.503261
I did it. Not sure if it's the best purchase I've made, considering that doesn't include customs fees.
…whatever. I'll get a gryphon dick.
A gryphon dick.
How cool is that?
No.503288
>>503261
I hope that doesn't mean you're shipping out of the US, because customs and brokerage will fuck your wallet inside out and spit on you when it's done. It almost doubled the price of my shipment when all was said and done.
And I still really want a new BD since my Medium Wolfdragon just isn't long enough.
No.503297
who here has videos of them using their toys
No.503303
No.503327
No.503357
>>503327
no because people will recognize me and funpost at me
No.503359
>>503357
i'll post mine if you post yours
No.503422
>>503297
Yes and your not getting them. I already feel great guilt in my heart about sharing them to the people I did and I would rather not feel anymore.
No.503433
>>498433
How are cumtubes?
No.503437
>>503433
I rarely use them because they are such a bother to clean, but they are very nice for depth and getting lube where you want it to without having to reapply it 20 times to get enough in you deeply.
No.503440
>>503437
>they are such a bother to clean
How so? I just plunge stupidly hot water through mine a few times, then follow up with some rubbing alcohol.
No.503442
>>503288
>customs fees
>inside the US
U wot m8
No.503444
>>503440
I have a tendency to use about 6 toys every time I ram things up my ass. Its just another step and the fact that I don't have a good syringe atm means I have to blow water through the tube with my mouth.
No.503445
>>503444
>I have to blow water through the tube with my mouth.
fucking lel, what happened to all the syringes that BD gives you?
No.503447
>>503445
Eventually they fail in my experience. The one I had took the strength of a thousand men to plunge and the other is about gone aswell.
Something with the rubber plunger or some shit, idk.
No.503517
On the note of toy sellers mentioned in this thread, thanks for expanding my store list.
>>491404
>>491409
>>491422
A few cheap-ish smaller toys that're still platinum grade silicone can be found here
http://www.exotic-erotics.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=296&zenid=4a619eeeeb9161b163f485d4b839aade
http://www.exotic-erotics.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=52_41&products_id=258
http://www.exotic-erotics.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=52_42&products_id=272
http://www.exotic-erotics.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=52_42&products_id=274
I got the TH I love sucking on this thing; just wish it was real, so I could drink the cum, along with a werehorse flared mini during the black friday sale they had. Came out to less than 60$, and they were cool with me swapping out an item within a few hours after I placed the order!
>>491409
>>491418
>I've seen a lot of info of crazy information about 'traditional' jelly toys
Yup.
Attention first time buyers
Read this before looking for and purchasing your adult toys! https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/184960/toxic_sex_toys_what_to_know_before_you_buy/
==DO NOT BUY JELLY== Better safe than sorry!
This has been a PSA, from your local horsefucker
>>498968
I heard sugarstar wasn't all that great, and was too smooth for any real sensation. But ifyou're looking for the horsefucker experience, I suggest http://sw-creations.de/en/hera.html
No.503676
>after 1.5 months, my gryphon is finally done
>fails inspection
Kill me
No.503845
>>498045
>>498433
>>498433
>>498433
>>498433
>>498433
>>498822
>>500143
Holy shit please post more /k/and/baddragon/ stuff
I remember at least one of you guys from a thread there.
No.503946
>>503845
>>503845
I dont have alot of pics of muh shit.
Honestly /k/ is shit, full of fudds and no guns, for awhile now. Theres really no good gun forums I know of. To many stupid people I think.
No.504097
>>503517
A couple of people who have commented on owning the Hera and one or more BD horse penetrables have said that the Hera was better, no competition.
No.504291
>>503947
>>503946
You guys are fun.
I don't really think fudds are the issue with /k/, I think incompetent mods and fanboys are the issue. Also tripfags who don't seem to understand that the tripcode was created in order to allow reputable people to, well, have a reputation, not memepost.
I'd love to run my own /k/ on 8chan, but nobody would come. Anyway, good show.
No.504700
>>504291
I was using fudds as a blanket term to reference people who otherwise know next to nothing about guns and get all their info from youtube videos where people put rocks and twinkies into their AKs and other stupid shit.
There was a time when Boof was making great informational and interesting posts and quality was high on the boards, but now its just stupid shit from people who have probably never owned a gun and just play Counter Strike and other shitty games.
I dont even go there because I know that I know more about guns than the majority of people on the board , Its just a worthless board that needs deleted. I used to daily use the board on 4chan a long while ago though.
Just checked the front page and
>made up personal stories thread
>epic pictures thread!!!
>post ur guns (facebook for guns)
>swords!
>Should I buy this peice of shit?
>Autistic pretend time
>Military thread (facebook thread for milfags)
And bunches of nonsense and EPICLEL videos.
You can blame the mod team, but the reality is the average poster is a fucking idiot and in general post quality on this site has been going down for a very long time. Most the time I dont even read this sites shitposts, I just come here for the porn.
No.504703
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How long does it usually take for an order like this to reach processing and shipping?
Roomates are going to be gone 2 months down the line for a week and I wanted to make sure I can be home and them not see a box and start snooping.
Yes yes I know, bad roommates.
Also should I keep hearing its hard to notice the texture on some toys with medium. How true is that or is it a case by case thing?
No.505329
>>504703
>Crackers in medium size and firm
Oh man, I medium firmness would really rub me raw until I could take toys above its size.
Crackers is very fat and girthy so is inherantly going to be a harder toy, unless you like very hard toys I think this is a mistake to buy him in firm.
Unless your anally destroyed you should be able to feel texture even in soft, which is my preferred firmness because Im a dainty flower.
No.505390
>>504700
This has literally been what /k/ has been for the past 7 years
No.506318
>>504703
I've only ever ordered one custom made, but it took about a week or two for production to go through. I personally just check the adoptions page every few days if I'm looking to get something new, because you can usually save some money and I once got lucky with a pricing error.
>>505329
I've gotten everything I own in firm without issue, although I'd consider trying a medium. Soft seems like it'd be a hassle dealing with it bending, which might just be more of a problem for me as I prefer a thrusting/riding toy over girth/knot.
In other news
>that way a Pretzel prods right at the perfect spots when riding it reverse cowgirl
No.506346
>>504703
im pretty sure they were doing a promotion early march for next day processing, did you not see that?
No.506347
I have a small naga from BD its ok but really firm, I didn't even get a firm one it was supposed to be soft.
I got I medium wolf dick type one from Frisky beast though and I love the thing even though I end up destroying my ass knotting it every time.
Would recommend frisky beast if you were considering it, they were just about as fast as BD and a little cheaper, much happier with the product.
No.506353
Are there any alternatives to the overpriced meme brand sex toy?
No.506354
>>497471
Heh, I have sheets just like that. 500+ thread count is the best.
No.506355
>>504703
Anywhere from two weeks to two months. Usually on the faster side but you never know.
>>506346
Next day processing only applies to premades.
No.506973
>>506353
They have been listed throughout the thread. Read.
No.512943
Hey you guys are the only people that could answer this question:
What dildo is miley wearing in this photo? I think its an anthro dragon but i believe i might be wrong.
No.512954
>>512943
Unless it's one of BD's old models, I've never seen that on their website before. It's not a current anthro dragon for sure, take a look; http://bad-dragon.com/products/anthrodragon
No.512998
>>512943
Not any of bad dragons dildos, past or current.
t. dragon dildo expert
No.513113
>>512943
It's not even a "dragon dildo"; by the look of it, it's just a normal run-of-the-mill cheapo Chinese PVC dildo, only ribbed for her/his pleasure.
No.513159
>>489052
"I finally did it!
I spent my NEETBUX on a fictional animal penis to stick in my smelly asshole! Oh won't mom and dad be proud."
You fuckers need to give more love to the penetrables. I'm tired of the asshole play
No.513162
>>494861
Get a job or your own bank account.
Fuck your parents they don't get to tell you what you put in your ass.
Get a lock for your door or a small wedge you can place underneath. Alternatively use it in the shower. (Suction cup yo)
No.513164
>>513159
Nothing but a gimmick. They're shit. Get something better.
No.513165
>>503517
Or Lordy I want that Hera so fuckingn much.
I cannot however stomach 300 eurobucks to get my package in Canada. Jesus. Anyone wanna buy a never used dragoness mouth from BD?
No.513255
No.513328
>>513255
Tenga is a good place to start.
It's the only time I can say I've had close to a female orgasm as a man. My body tensed, tingled and it felt like I ejaculated part of my soul.
I felt empty after, no shame, no regret, just post orgasmic bliss.
I picked up their larger model in black. It doesn't pretend to be realistic it just throws the most intense sensation at you.
The ones that look like art are also apparently good. They wear out eventually but mines been good for 3-4 years now. The silicone or jelly stuff is only starting to wear out after many rough uses.
Thus far bad dragon has produced mild variations on ribbing. It's… Boring. They could do literally anything and they make all of their penetrates nearly identical inside.
Give me scientifically proven potent stimulation, or lacking that veterinary diagram based toys like the Hera. Or make a model toy off a mare vagina the same way other manufacturers make their horse toys.
No.513331
>>513165
>>513165
Close to 500cad for the Hera.
I will never own that toy and this makes me sad.
No.513401
>>513328
Thank you. Someone else who fuckin gets it. BD has only been in it for the money for a while now because everyone knows about them by this point, and hardly puts any effort into their penetrables. They only get bought because it's cheaper and well-known, aside from being only one of two producers for said penetrables. Sad fuckin' state of affairs, if you ask me, but that's where we are right now.
>>513159
See above. The only worthwhile penetrable there is, is the Hera. http://sw-creations.de/en/hera.html But the price is what scares most people off. I've heard multiple users say the Hera is much better too.
Also,
>BD
>Making something good
>Using effort to make a good product
I had a little chuckle m80
Another couple of (non-penetrable) toys to be looked at:
https://www.kinkyconsumer.com/info/equinox_horse_penis_dildo.htm
https://www.cpony.com/home/reviews/pegasus-equine-sheath-v2.html
No.513429
>>513401
>BD is only in it for the money
You leaf leaning parasite, do you think any business exists that isn't in it for the money? Are you that stupid?
Im real annoyed at this "BD SO BAD" meme I have been seeing. It just reeks of personal beef as BD has been great in every experience I have had with them. EE aswell.
I'm not interested in paying over $300 for a gross looking horse vagina and ass combo, internally it doesn't even look interesting.I'm a sick fuck, but Im not a sick fuck interested in rip off prices. Theres alot of quality stuff out there to shove your dick into for alot cheaper.
Im mostly into the butt stuffs for toys, but I have busted many a nut into Dukes butt.
>>513328
Yeah, BD penetrable are all pretty similar, and I have heard of them tearing especially the anthro werewolf pussy that I want. I think there main issue is they are limited to the theme of their toys.
You talking about the Tenga flip?
No.513432
>>513429
>Leaf Leaning
Oh man I'm tired
You fucking Marxists might win today. But tomorrow you wont.
No.513520
>>498822 (checked)
>Kel-Tec Sub-2000
Mine's .40 S&W, how bout yours?
No.513589
>>503517
>sw-creations
>Sergal genits
Oh god
Anyone got a toy from them? Are they any good?
No.513667
>>513401
>Over 350 dollarydoos
Stop shilling. That's a ridiculous price to pay for a rubber hole to blow your load into.
Call me if they make a realistic dog pussy
>>513328
Is the Tenga actually that good? I've always assumed it was meh because it's somewhat "normal" to buy (they have it on drugstore.com even). I also heard that it has limited uses since the inside will rot and isn't it made of jelly that is supposed to be toxic?
No.513694
Anyone have any experience with anything made by Aneros?
Kind of curious.
No.513696
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>>513694
never really got it to work out.
of course the best way to do it is with a shitless colon and 24 hour no touching dick, but even with that all i got were basically the same as if you put something large in your ass.
At any rate save your money and just buy a regular dildo or a big horse cock. Also the people on the aneros wiki are weird as fuck. Its just a sex toy, not some instrument for tantric meditation or whatever
No.513698
>>513696
I already have a medium Kelvin and bought one of Bad Dragon's insertables that have the slot in the bottom for their vibrator (Sea dragon) since it wasn't much.
I can't knot my Kelvin but I can't really get "there" without also using my dragoness. Was looking for something a bit more stimulating.
No.513737
I *CAN knot my Kelvin. Fuck I'm tired tonight.
No.513743
>>513694
I have a couple things made by aneros and I like them a lot but it takes a couple weeks (maybe even a month) of trying it out to actually get any real effect. You just gotta figure out which position works best for you as well as just practicing kegals while the toy is within you. having a shitless colon and not masturbating for a while also helps as well as being relaxed and relatively calm. It's really the kind of thing you gotta have patience with; for most people you can't use it and immediately get awesome results, you gotta practice with it. I will say that the wiki is pretty shit and puts way too much importance on useless shit like meditation. It's a fucking toy not some guide to enlightenment.
No.513745
>>513743
Thanks for the info, appreciate it.
No.513865
>>513429
Ahh yeah the tenga flip hole. Thanks!
I personally like bad dragon, even if I dont like their penetrables. Seem like good people or at least good customer service in every dealing I've had with them.
No.513867
>>513667
Its fucking amazing. Really. Just look a thing the inside of the black tenga flip hole and any other penetrables toy!
You'll understand immediately.
No.513886
>>513694
I love the Vice, but the vibe that comes with it is garbage. A $10 Doc Johnson 7 Wonder bullet works way better.
No.513945
Anyone know any vibrators that can go in your ass? Preferably a bit bigger than those tiny bullet ones.
No.514088
>>513520
it's the 9mm version
No.514122
>>513694
The Progasm Ice was the first anal toy I ever got back in 2013. Pic related
It was too big for me at the start, I sorta went too fast with it and tore muh anus. Now I've gotten quite accustomed to it, and it gives me amazing prostate orgasms from time to time. Usually I just use it for extra pleasure when I'm jerking off. I've tried several dildos, from 5" to 8", and beads, but my IBS kinda prevents me from getting any real enjoyment out of them though when I'm really horny they do the job
If its your first anal toy, look for the best rated toy for beginners, and see what it does for ya
No.514125
>>514122
I'll take a look and see what's put there. For reference I already have a BD Medium Kelvin.
Pic's not mine but same size.
No.514146
Got a timber wolf (right) recently :3
No.514155
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I guess I might aswell shill my Youtube for the hell of it.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfXWLSukeG4luQnhdloYl7w?&ab_channel=Zastavan
Plz no bully
>>514146
Is that texture as noticeable as it looks like?
No.514165
>>514155
Compared to the kit fox on the left yeah it's noticeable and it holds lube better than the kit.
No.514192
>>514165
Theres a fatter one from the same maker I liked the look of, but honestly theres more interesting stuff I want more atm.
Thanks for the info though.
No.514451
No.514483
>>514155
I really enjoyed your reviews. I've been getting all my dongs in medium, but should I go for a soft firmness when I buy a large toy? I'd assume fitting something soft in would be easier, but I always hear how much harder anal play is with a floppier toy.
Spritz is also pretty cute. You have a good taste in dragon dicks and dubs.
No.514485
>>514483
Any idea what toy you might want in large?
It really depends on the toy aswell as your preference for firmness. Something like Rex in Large would probably be best in medium, while something like Flint in Large might be a better choice to go with soft.
I have alot of trouble picking firmness myself, I prefer softer toys, but depending on girth and all that you can have alot of varience.
I talked to Varka about this on twitter before and he said he starts with soft if hes not sure then goes on from there but then again he can afford that.
For a first Large I would go with Soft depending on the toy though, I have learned its better to have a toy you can actually get in you than to have a toy thats more "usable" but you cant even fit it in.
Thanks!
No.514494
>>514451
>batteries
Considering portability isn't really necessary, why is there never a corded version of vibrating toys going to a transfomer you can plug into a wall?
No.514506
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I got some teenie weenies, and I'm a little disappointed in how soft they are. Like I wanted at least a little firmness so I could have fun with them. Also the cost. The price seems reasonable until you see the shipping. $15, wtf.
No.514507
>>514494
Magic Want Original.
Buy it from walmart, target, or a big box store because lots of fakes out there. I mean the majority of them online are fakes.
Its good, but not an internal one.
>>514506
Knot the rex into your urethra
No.514514
>>514485
>Any idea what toy you might want in large?
I have few in mind: Crash, Gryphon, Spritz, Tongue (not too sure how it'd be for anal, but it seems like it'd be fun.) and maybe another Terra.
I might just pick up a cheap ready made in soft just to see how it is, as I think I could probably find something I'd like a decent price.
>I have learned its better to have a toy you can actually get in you than to have a toy thats more "usable" but you cant even fit it in.
Yeah, the best I can fit in right now is a m/m pretzel down to the base. I have a rex in m/m on the way as well, and I was really on the fence as far as what size to get. I might've went for the large, but the thought of getting a toy you may never be able to make full use of properly persuaded me otherwise.
Thanks so much for the advice.
No.514578
>>514506
>2" dog cock
It's like a realistic-sized fox dick!
No.514662
>>514514
I might seriously consider a medium Nova in the future. Here's what I got now.
>Dragoness
>Medium Kelvin in Medium Firmness
>Lily
>vibe-seadragon (I bought BD's vibe with it)
Those last 2 are on the way. I'm gonna play around with the Seadragon a bit. I'd like to look into more ass play if I could find other vibrators that people recommend. When it comes to regular toys I'm not finding much that looks interesting considering I can already knot my Kelvin at 7" long.
Maybe some of my gay friends would be comfortable talking about this shit. If they ever get drunk enough or bring it up be an interesting conversation.
Pic is of one of their premades that sold before I could buy it, beautiful though.
No.514913
>>514514
Tongue and Spritz should probably be good in soft. Mine in soft stands up, and the toy being able to stand up is very important for toys that are supposed to be able to.
Idk about Crash, that toy is uninteresting to me but the Gryphon I dont know about. Maybe medium, but you should ask someone who has it in soft to see if it stands. You will regret it if you get a toy that cannot stand up straight when it was designed to.
if you ever get a chance to get a cheaper toy possibly used, in medium and a large get it if you can if only to see if you like the bigger sizes in medium firmness.
>>514662
Nova is a really cool toy that I want aswell. L or XL in soft would be really fun.