You know…
I think he would be able to get a galpal quite easily if his standards weren't so ridiculously damn high, if he'd just be a bit more realistic with his expectations he'd be married and happy by now.
More over; he isn't exactly selling prime cuts himself by now if ya kno whacha'm sayin'? Instead of aiming for the double Ds you could try out some leftover As and Bs.
And maybe dick shouldn't be such a big deal breaker either dac, you should give it a chance, you might even like it better than the stock girl option.
If it's feminine it isn't even gay, bro.