No.497819
I rank as a minimal normie: AKA a normie with strange interests
No.497836
>73
>just baaaaaarely normal
That was a surprise.
No.497843
No.497844
>>497819
Do I still get the points if my talent/hobby is drawing furry porn?
No.497846
>>497844
is furry porn the only thing you draw, or do you draw other stuff too?
No.497850
>>497845
I guess you're like me where you're a good goy
Also, what is your cronic disease/illness?
No.497861
>>497841
what is your "chronic disease or illness"?
No.497862
Apparently, I need to get out.
No.497867
OP here.
Why did I and two other anons get 64?
Now that I count it up, I think I got 64.
No.497877
I think I count 33 but I'm going to be very very wrong.
No.497878
I bumped up from Cyborg to Strange since getting a job. I hate normies yet terrified of becoming one of them.
No.497900
Did better than I thought
No.497913
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This test is not accurate, because I am already a wizard.
And some of the "questions" based on my humle-depressed-based opinions, and not on real facts.
No.497918
literally one point over the line of being a normie
No.497927
No.497929
No.497946
>>497862
just walk literally everywhere, it doesn't take THAT much extra time and it's very relaxing. Plus it's a great time to catch up on music and stuff.
No.497949
Besides being certifiably insane, it seems I am fairly well-off.
Though most of the "social" things I get are from being forced out of home for my job, which is customer service. That's helped a great deal with learning how to hide my spergy nature.
No.497983
>>497952
I'm a n-normalfag?
No.497986
>is a furry
>in a bigamous relationship lasting four years, with a shared BFWB between us three
>enjoys animu once in a blue moon, last watched GaoGaiGar, Nichijou and Gargantia
>is, despise all recent efforts, a NEET
>struggles to find a job outside telemarketing dominated city
>bombed out of journalism college due to a faulty group thesis
>lives with divorced mother since two months ago
>is recovering from a emotional breakdown because all of the above
>"Slighty Strange" in both tests
…What in the 9th circle, /furry/ you're making someone like me feel ok with myself? õ____o
No.498001
>>497983
>Don't consume hentai; ecchi; etc. material
Pretty sure furry porn counts as "etc".
No.498002
I have hereditary color blindness and generally shitty vision so I included that as a deformity
Apparently I'm just barely a robot but I don't wallow in self pity about it or blame le feminazis
No.498003
>>497819
>75
Don't mind if I do
No.498004
>>497819
>43
Last year I swear I was at 55
No.498027
>>498001
I associate hentai and ecchi with anime porn, not furry porn. If it meant furry porn, then it would be explicitly stated
No.498034
>>498027
>no significant autism
Right.
No.498037
>>498034
>>498034
>>498034
do you want to fight me, nigger
No.498038
>>498027
C'mon m8! It' doesn't explicitly say furry porn because this thing was made for the anons at /b/ or /r9k/ where furry is frowned down and anime porn is the only lewd thing they consume but that one is for consuming any kind of lewd material and should be 3 points lost by default just for coming to /furry/.
No.498039
>>498038
>95-115
I'd still be a normie
No.498040
>>498037
fite me then instead faggot
No.498042
>>498039
>be a normie
disgusting
No.498046
>>498043
ur nife attack was ineffective
No.498047
I came to this thread feeling like shit even thinking about what result I'll get and left it realizing I have better life than a lot of people here…
No.498049
>>498048
oh shi,,, I gib up pls trump don't make me go back to México pls por favor
No.498051
V4.0 places too much importance on sex. The inability to socialize in general is far more important than one specific result of socialization.
Hiring a pair of whores shouldn't get you more points than having lots of friends but no girlfriend.
No.498052
>>498047
And why not fill it, 66
No.498054
wew, v4 made me be no longer a robot by a mere point. This means I fucked up somewhere and got a point I shouldn't have…
No.498056
I got slightly strange on 3.0
then I did the updated version, and realized how much the /r9k/ mentality completely pisses me off.
No.498085
I'm 5'11", fuck your height question. Nobody really notices unless you're like 5'6" or smaller.
I'll get +6 points once I finish college in May too.
No.498124
>>497819
>65
>Sligthly strange
I'm okay with that
No.498191
>>498174
Aye, I think I'm a total fuck-up and still get 119.
Too easy unless you are under 18…you lot aren't are you? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIVES?
It looks worse if you think that some of the social stuff has been furry shit. But I could pass for normalfag if I tried.
No.498220
I swear I'm not an attention whore…
No.498222
No.498229
I expected Cyborg to be honest
No.498237
I think the mental stuff needs to be weighted more. What's the good in telling someone they're successful if they feel like everything they do is shit?
No.498241
No.498245
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40 in the old test, 42 in the new one, robot either way. No wonder I'm entertaining thoughts of suicide.
No.498253
>>497836
I got a similar result, but I was hard on myself- for example I took asphyxia as a "chronic disease or illness"
>>497843
>>497841
>>497865
>>497877
>>497908
>>497913
>>497931
>>497972
>>497999
>>498002
>>498004
>>498021
>>498051
>>498054
>>498089
>>498161
>>498222
>>498229
>>498246
Holy shit dudes. You need to get your life in order and I'm willing to help you to that end… maybe?
>>497952
On this one I got like 87 which I think is more accurate.
>>497986
I'd say you're doing OK. What really matters is if you're looking up or down.
No.498254
42/44
I am not surprised, though.
No.498267
>shining example of a human
A shining human who likes to pretend he's a dragon and have sex with other people who like to pretend they're other animals :3
No.498270
>>498267
>pretend he's a dragon
>checks off that he doesnt have aspergers/autism
anon…
No.498271
55/57
I don't know what to feel. Or if I should even feel at all.
No.498272
>>498270
It's honestly true, the dragon community is utter trash
Nearly every single furry I hang out with is a fox or a wolf or a dog of some kind
zero scalies, basically
No.498274
>>498272
Welcome to the avian life
No.498285
"Slightly Strange" both times.
I really oughta go chase some pussy sometime in the near future…maybe. Fuck I'm too lazy for that shit.
No.498293
>>498265
>that inputruth
You made it idiotproof to the levels of 8chan.
No.498297
score is 28.
I don't feel like I'm that weird. If I were a girl I'd just be some introverted homebody that only friend and motivation would be their partner. Which wouldn't look weird.
But apparently since I'm just some dude who doesn't have a life, or anything to be proud of I'm beyond help.
No.498311
>tfw in a band
>were getting bigger locally
i'm scared anons
No.498315
>63
I'm almost a normalfag
No.498326
>>498311
If you're the bassist then you don't have anything to be scared about. Just stand there and look pretty and don't forget to keep plucking that low E. The others will take care of everything else.
No.498338
No.498493
>>498326
>tfw I'm the bassist
Since we're a kinda punkish band, bass isn't that hard and my bandmates are actually pushing me to move around the stage.
I have no problem playing on stage, the problem is interacting with other bands and the "scene kids" after/before playing since I'm "that guy" in concerts and parties who stands in the back, trying to listen the bands alone. Also add the fact of being paranoid of people discovering that I'm a furry.
No.498580
why the fuck am I alive again? tbh if furry shit didn't exist I would have already killed myself, no hyperbole
No.498587
I really like these threads because you might get facts of people doing these quizzes. Of course they can lie.
A reward if a namefag posts result
now everybody lies
No.498589
No.498591
Thanks for the bonous round i barely made robot
No.498593
No.498597
>>498253
>Holy shit dudes. You need to get your life in order and I'm willing to help you to that end… maybe?
Thanks, but how?
No.498649
>>498597
I work as a counselor for adequate pay. I don't have many IMs or anything, though.
No.498656
>>498649
So you want me to pay you to make my life better.
No.498793
>>498593
a furry version of /r/nofap
No.498830
Honestly, the social stuff doesn't really count because she was horrifically abusive, so if you don't count that, I'm pretty firmly in wizard town! Horray!
It hurts.
No.498889
>>497819
I am cyborg. Too strange for normies, but too normie for the internet.
No.498894
No.498947
No.499025
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I'm not really a "chad". I definitely don't have superb genetics and it's hard for me to stick to a strict exercise routine. I don't think I have a totally attractive face, just a normal one. I just live with my boyfriend and have a nice job.
A lot of these points are just too vague and subjective. What constitutes a "very large number of contacts"? How much is a lot? Are we talking actual friends, or names on a list? Do I manage my money well? I have no fucking idea what "well" is supposed to construe. I keep getting a ton of it, sure, but I prefer to save time over being frugal.
I'm still very much a hermit, I just have to talk to people and limit any vices because I have to go to work. Yet I still play fucking Huniepop and post on this shithole.
Get it fucking together, guys.
No.499027
>>497952
Scored a 125 on this. I'm just here for porn.
No.499066
>>499025
Managing you money well implies that you don't have an overall financial net-loss. If you're really doing well, you've managed to avoid any major debts.
No.499067
>>499066
I misspelled "your". Fuck
No.499087
Apparently, I am a machine, but I do not care, in fact, I think everyone else is the machine and anyone that believes this muckery is a damn fool.
No.499129
>>499128
shit I forgot, score in the other quiz is 88
No.499170
No.499201
>>499087
Yikes.
You're mixing up robot in the terms of r9k and robot in the terms of "featureless cog". The former refers to depression and the latter refers to dull conformity. Both are shit.
I can see why the quiz rated you as a robot.
No.499343
>Chad
lol ok, I'm not even trying
Don't think normies are jealous though
No.499347
Why are these "Robot Tests" popping up everywhere out of a sudden? Have halfchan /r9k/ and /soc/ sprung a leak recently?
No.499382
Around 27 - 31. Daaaaamn it feels bad to fit a stereotype.
Apologies if this goes through twice.
No.499409
53, most of the negative shit was mental stuff
No.499501
>>497952
137. I'm fucking normal as shit I guess.
No.499536
>>498947
who
>>498793
yeah but what does that have to do with my post?
No.499537
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>>498265
Damn, I wish your code worked. I suck at shopping pics.
Or am I doing something wrong? What am I supposed to input?
>>498293
Not idiotproof if it doesn't even run.
No.499541
>>499537
Click in the lower part of the black square. Type y/n. Press enter. Repeat.
No.499578
Scored 79. Not bad considering that I'm mostly just an unmotivated lout that has had their life stall out since highschool. Get along fine on a daily basis but I ain't got shit lined up long term.
No.499592
>>499588
Did I count that badly? Then again trying to keep a running tally like that at 3am probably isn't the best idea. . .
No.499595
>>497819
>68
well thanks for the confidence boost. at least what i think of myeslf is incongruent with what it says on here.
No.499630
75….a normalfag, nice! I guess I'm way better positioned in life then I thought.
No.500255
Robot here. I think this would be a much more apt picture for the "grand wizzard".
No.500366
kinda surprised i did this well to begin with.
No.500383
>All these +30 scores
FUCKING NORMIEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!
No.500827
83
It's not too late. Goodbye.
No.500853
Huh. It turns out just following the steps does payoff in the end.
No.500922
>>497819
>51
I may be a machine, but my hear is still human.
No.500933
>>499536
it's the only way 2 becum a normalfag. brace urshelves
STOP YIFFIN AND MAKE DRAMA 4 UPVOTES
No.500947
>>497819
73.
I got way lower on a different chart, though, a while back.
Mostly, I get points on this one for a whole lot of shit I don't have, and being not an idiot.
The other one I believe was mainly due to massively expanded romance, and my being a kissless virgin.
No.500978
>75
>into fucked fetishes
>girlfriend is a furry and into even more fucked fetishes
>we're both losers that play games all day and shit
>we have friends online into similar fucked fetishes
>shitpost on 8ch constantly
>no social media with either of us
>no real life friends that aren't normalfags so we don't really see them much
>we hate people so we just stay home, play games, and fuck
>fat, don't exercise, not really depressed but not really that happy
>living off a shitload of inherited money so we're both jobless
>entire life goal is to buy a nice house in the middle of nowhere and be degenerates
>you're a normalfag
I think this test has some holes
No.500982
So turns out I'm a robot.
Now what? :(
No.500999
These questions are very very open to interpretation, so I just did "best case scenario".
Best case scenario, 73, Normalfag.
You could probably peg me anywhere from Cyborg to Normie though.
Which describes me pretty well.
I'm not rating you sad sacks, fuck you.
No.501000
Looking at that 'Relationship' part you can tell it's biased towards online people so they can earn points.
Go out once a day +1
Talk with someone once a day +1
Socialize once a week +1
If you don't get out of the house once a day, socialize more often than once a week, or talk to multiple people in a day, that's not… normal.
No.501031
>>500978
I think you might be retarded.
you add UP not DOWN.
You start at zero.
A lot of those questions start with "not", in case your fucking cheeto dust is covering your screen too much.
No.501446
No.501449
No.501456
>>501298
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.501729
Exactly 61.
I am half disappointed and half happy. Well maybe there is hope that i will achieve something in my life.
No.503285
Let's see.
No criminal record, +2.
Not obese, +2.
Have no physical abnormalities, +2.
No chronic disease or illness, +2.
Not addicted to drugs, +2.
Not addicted to alcohol, +1.
Don't smoke weed or cigarettes, +1.
Shower on a regular basis, +1.
Have general good hygiene, +2.
Dress normal, +1.
Emotionally stable, +3.
Sleep well and get up in the morning, +1.
Have had a gf/bf, +3.
Have held hands, +1.
Have kissed, +2.
Have had sex, +3.
Go out of the house once a day, +1.
Enjoy being around other people, +2.
Don't live with your parents, +2.
Currently in school or a job, +4.
Manage your money well, +2.
Live an independent life, +2.
42.
No.503311
>76
I pretty much considers myself to be a normie, act like one and have normal fetishes.
None of my friend would've guessed me for a gay dude who's into furry stuffs and I plan to keep it that way.
No.503583
>>503311
>normal fetishes
>gay dude who's into furry stuffs
No.503715
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>>498265
Maybe if it actually worked I might be impressed.
>>499541
Already did that multiple different ways.
No.509111
No.509118
Cyborg? I've never asked for this.
No.509124
>>499537
Idiot proof, not tard proof.
No.512908
>>497952
>103
I'm 20 now but if I had taken this is high school I would have gotten a 54.
No.513061
>>497819
76, so pretty normal.
tfw I'm really not.
No.513074
>>497952
121 for me, but I think I'd more qualify for normalfag. Bonus round gave too many points.