No.507868
Canada what the fuck are you doing?
No.507875
>>507868
Be prepared to get fucking stoned half to death.
No.507879
I feel bad for the ones dressed up like goats
No.507880
>Me many days no sex, me big dick itch and no goat near. See goat and have sex like back home, not know person inside it!
After some news articles brushing it off as a "cultural shock" and assuring Canadians that diversity is their strength, it was soon discovered that the Syrian refugees caught a number of sexually transmissible diseases. They all died excruciatingly painful deaths not long after.
No.507881
One of those furries are going to get stabbed and raped.
No.507885
To be honest I was always curious about what would happen if this shit happened.
Considering this circumstance, I wonder if the con would be moved or if anyone would die.
No.507889
>>507874
We all gonna make it, anon.
No.507891
>>507888
FURFAGS IN TRAINING
No.507892
>>507891
could be worse, they could grow up to be terrorists instead
No.507896
>>507892
That's a problematic opinion right there.
No.507898
>>507896
Have you never heard of liberal parents?
No.507908
No.507913
>>507896
>come out as a furry
it's the phrasing that bothers me
if you were to just reveal it like any other interest, 'i told my mom i like star trek!' it'd be far less cringeworthy.
No.507928
No.507935
>>507917
The worst part is that I wasn't sure whether or not it was a joke at first.
No.507937
Yo Furnk Palenips from CNN Money here busting mad dogs at the Portland AMC!
We got crying hipsters at the scene demanding an explanation for this terrible incident while the hazmat crew is going in.
The stench can be smelled from outside guys, it is awful. By the smell I think they also got actual animals in the theater! So disgusting.
We still got no word from Portland’s PD on the furries that evaded arrest so we advise the people in the suburbs to stay indoors while the actual hunt is on.
This is Furnk Palenips from CNN Money.
Back at you Salvia!
No.507949
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This video clip has become extremely relevant.
No.507961
>>507935
I was sure it was an onion article.
>CNN
Guess I better start saving for a house in maine or something.
No.507965
>>507961
>CNN Money
>Reporting on furry orgies in the movie theater
Yeah, that's hardly believable. As it turns out this article is from
http://neomongolianewsnetwork.com/2016/03/04/furry-orgy-breaks-out-at-zootopia-premiere/
Which is a satire news blog akin to The Onion, just check out the about page.
No.507981
inb4 this is just a ploy to make at least half of them want to go back and away from this faggotry
CANADA YES
No.507987
>be syrian
>war torn country
>can't walk outside because of violence and insecurity
>lost your job
>lost family members because of war
>lost your house and everything you had
>have no money whatsoever
>had to leave your whole life behind
>had to move thousands of miles away from your home country not by your own choice
>be at an all time low moment of your life
>arrive to a new country you don't know anything about
>first thing you see are carefree people dressing up as neon animals and making a fool of themselves while dropping huge amounts of money on crap and enjoying it
I actually feel bad for the refugees that had to witness this fresh hell.
No.507989
No.507991
>>507987
>first thing you see are carefree people dressing up as neon animals and making a fool of themselves while dropping huge amounts of money on crap and enjoying it
oh hey, i found something i hate more than furries enjoying themselves while i hate myself.
people implying you shouldn't enjoy yourself because ahmed has a shitty life.
ahmed should be grateful he's not an african child soldier, his life could b worse so he should be happy for what he has :^)
No.507997
>live in a city with a massive homeless population
>hundreds (likely thousands) of people being imported in from the east and given free housing
hmmm
No.507999
>>507987
I can't even pretend that seeing furries for the first time is worse then coming from a war torn country where you lost almost everything
No.508000
>>507997
but at least you got legal weed right?
oh yeah
No.508001
>>507987
More like
>Live most of your life in Goatfuckistan
>Suddenly Europe and Canada say that they want you and your family to come to their countries because you look somewhat like a guy from Syria
>Get on a massive plane flight across the ocean
>Now you are all ready to start your new life surrounded by Canadians basically sucking your dick and praising diversity as you leave the plane
>You figure, fuck it, this life is gonna be great
>Head for the hotel you will stay at for the next few months
>Suddenly be greeted by weirdos dressed up like dogs, cats and goats who are letting kids run up to pet them, and you can see several trying to have gay sex all around you
>This is your new life
No.508006
>>507991
>people implying you shouldn't enjoy yourself because ahmed has a shitty life.
lel, nah m8. I'm not trying to pull the "you shouldn't do x because something bad totally unrelated is happening thousands of miles away" bullshit.
I was just trying to visualize the absurdity of the whole situation from the point of view of someone who had to witness that for the first time in their life. That very moment has had to be some shit beyond culture shock.
>>508001
>This is your new life
Dammit, my sides.
No.508008
>>507997
>live in a city with a massive homeless population
Nobody ever cares about the domestic poor until they can use it as an anti-immigration argument
If were taking zero refugees people at home would get right back to saying "oh, but it's too expensive to house the homeless! Sux2bthem! Should've worked harder, after all I have a house!"
No.508015
Well, if Adam goes there, that's it for YMS I guess.
No.508017
This is how the west beats Islam. We corrupt their young with furry degeneracy
No.508018
>>507917
Wasn't that photo taken fucking years ago?
No.508019
>>508017
Our daughters will marry the bearded man, but their children will wear our carpets.
No.508023
No.508025
>>507868
sorry for shitty crop
No.508026
>>508018
>March 6th, 2016
>Years ago
>>508019
>>508017
>Their carpet merchants just end up making suits for people
>Arab furries boom in popularity
>Bunch of dumb shit like goats, camels, etc
>Diaperfurs appear
>"Hey, your nappy looks really heavy >;333"
>It's loaded with C4 and everyone at the con dies
The end.
No.508028
>>508017
There was a series of documentaries, I think from VH1, about pop culture from each decade and in the one from the '80s they say that one of the reasons why the soviet union fell was because easter yuropeans were getting jelly about all the cool shit the west had and wanted a taste of those crazy colored fast cars, shitty hair metal and skateboards.
No.508031
>>508026
>MACHT 6, 2016 12:22 PM STD
>MACHT 6
>12:22 PM STD
>STD
OK
No.508039
>>508031
>Macht
Believe it or not, other languages exist! This one appears to be "German". And it was posted 3 days ago.
No.508045
>>508039
I don’t you are using your brain right now please consider.
No.508047
>>508045
i dont want STDs though lol
No.508049
>>507888
>trips
>syrian sand niggers interacting with furry cancer fest
this can only end well
No.508051
>>508009
I don't give a fuck about refugees, I'm just pissed that nobody cares about the poor in their own country (but will pretend to because they hate mudslimes and slavs)
No.508066
>>507868
what? they are completely covered, like burka? surely it is muslim tolerant
No.508072
>>508026
>It's loaded with C4 and everyone at the con dies
No.508075
>>507868
So, how long till the beatings start to occur?
No.508081
I hate to spoil everyone fun but that happened during the last day of the con hen everyone was wrapping up and leaving. Also the con is over and nothing happened
No.508095
>>507878
>weaponized furries
No.508098
https://8ch.net/pol/res/5304359.html
>>>/pol/5304359
what's with the captcha for ordinary posts?
No.508100
more pics. I was going to go but didn't feel autistic enough.
No.508135
>>507987
>implying they're actually refugees and not terrorists
>implying they didn't move for the free benefits
>>508001
Now THIS is believable.
No.508138
>>508001
>This is your new life
I don't like it. *Straps on the bomb belt*
No.508143
>People are getting mad at the furfags, not the rapefugees
Please let my fucking country die, letting these faggots in and then just deciding everything needs to conform to their fucked up culture.
No.508145
>>508143
you elected weed man, this is your fault
No.508146
>>508143
no one likes furfags, even the furries.
No.508150
>>508146
I'd much rather have autistic furfags humping me in their stupid synth-fur suits, than rapefugees trying to murder me the most painful way possible in the name of their god.
No.508152
>>508150
fucking this
remember to vote Trump 2016
captcha: mixzml
No.508160
Mark my words: This will spawn ten times more goat fursonas than Undertale did.
No.508162
>Current Year Man is going to emasculate Muslim children by using furries
>He will turn the campaign of spreading Islam throughout the world into creating more faggot nerds dressing up like animals and fucking in the suits they create
No.508167
>>508008
we shouldn't give welfare to either of them, but if you are going to build up a welfare state, it's totally fucked up to not even bother starting with the actual citizens of that nation.
No.508172
>>508162
>The year is 2026
>Arabian Peninsula is the most peaceful region on Earth
>There is no more Islam. Only Furryism
>Nobody is shy of admitting they fuck goats anymore, no more tension or religious conflicts
>Now you can only get stoned by not drawing the commissions in time
>Cities like Riyadh or Baghdad have red light districts surpassing Amsterdam's in popularity thanks to all the crazy shit you can do there
>ISIS abandon their militant ways and sharia law, but refuse abandoning the edgelording, picking sergals and sharks for fursonas
>Women are treated as equals as long as they wear their Yiff Burkas, a.k.a. skimpy Bikinis
>Most Arabian sheikhs and tycoons spend massive fortunes on diamond-encrusted, bleeding edge tech fursuits and most luxurious and expensive paintings of their fursonas
>A massive interest in ancient religions that glorified animalistic deities appears, arabs rebuild the temples ISIS has destroyed
>Every lonely furfag gets to marry a hot arabian lady or a loving bear, ready to cook and look after their place
>Science progresses way ahead thanks to crazy fetishes people develop, some arab prince develops affordable space travel just so he could have sex in zero-g
>All this, thanks to liberal faggot of current year
B R A V O T R U D E A U
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No.508173
>an entire generation of Arab children become furfags
>go back to Syria when war is over
>spread furfaggotry across the region
what have you done Canada?
No.508174
>>508152
Trump will make furries real!
Would totally vote if I lived in Murrica.
No.508180
>>508001
>This is your new life
Soon.
Let's convert the fuckers.
No.508182
>>508173
>he thinks they'll go back when the war is over
God bless you and that tiny naive penis of yours.
No.508184
As long as they do their job at keeping those mudslimes out of America then I'm gold, they can burn in the fire they started for all I care. If that country of pussy wet-wipe skinned faggots starts letting their little brown pets crawl into Trump's country (and they will, because arresting darkies is racist :^)) you better get ready for that annexation.
No.508186
>>508028
That would be "The 80's: The Decade That Made Us"
Good documentary series
>>508039
>CNN Money
>International
>Portland, OR
>Not knowing this old-ass photo
Come on, now
No.508213
>>507868
>Syrian refugees
>now live in Canada
>in the hotel full of furries
Lucky bastards! Why I'm not another kick-a-poo-stan-refugee?
No.508224
>>507949
Converted to webm you faggot.
This is whats going to happen
No.508230
>>508224
>Forgot that VB was renewed for a 6th season
>Didn't even watch the 5th season yet
>Powered through it all
>Have nothing to watch
Totally worth it. I love that show.
No.508233
what the fuck is even going on this year?
it's like everything is fucking breaking
No.508261
>>507937
not sure if this is real salvia doing something weird for a new video o_O
No.508273
>>508233
Everything has been breaking for some time now.
No.508306
>>507987
It's probably nice to see people celebrating and to be immersed in that relative luxury to be honest. Especially since it seems the furries are going out of their way to be nice in their own autismal but well-intentioned way.
>>508008
Holy fucking this. The people who actually give a shit about the homeless give change or food when they see them and volunteer of their own free will. The people who don't look down on and mock them until they need to use them as an anti-immigration argument.
>>508150
I honestly think it would be a fate worse then Death. At least the refugees will kill me quickly instead of becoming patient zero for the gay plague 2.0
>>508167
What is the poverty trap for 200, Alex.
No.508316
>>507989
yes implying yes
>implying yes
>self-implying
No.508318
>>507987
Who cares?
Fucking sub-human sand niggers deserve any suffering they get and they better not dare interrupt the hedonism and indulgence that the west has earned. Show some respect to the nations that simply chose not to obliterate them when it could've made things just so much easier.
No.508323
>>508008
>>508306
There is no flaws in this logic.Is stupid to give homeless free houses but if we have to give it to someone then the local poor people come before the immigrants.
No.508324
>>508323
>There is no flaws in this logic
it's not being made as a logical statement though, it's a blatant appeal to emotion.
if you aren't going to give anyone houses, fucking say nobody's getting a free house, don't go "THINK OF THE HOMELESS! [but once the pakis are gone they can fuck off and die too]"
No.508327
No.508332
>>508324
Again,there is no reason to give anything to immigrants if there is already locals needing the help,is not a appeal to emotion but another reason to not give the houses to them.Free houses to homeless is bad but free houses to immigrants instead of locals is even worse.
A lot of(if not most) people worry about their own people and city only so this "they are faking" is wrong
No.508333
>>508328
>if there is already locals needing the help
But that's not the argument because nobody wants to help the locals either.
The [logical] argument is:
We can't afford/simply don't want to pay for free houses
Immigrants are getting free houses
Homeless people are not
If we really must have free houses, it's better that homeless people get them.
BUT nobody should be getting free houses at all so that's irrelevant.
The [emotional] argument as generally implied is:
Immigrants are getting free houses
Homeless people are not
Homeless people deserve free houses
We should get rid of the immigrants and give the houses to homeless people
>but another reason to not give the houses to them
This again implies that someone should be getting free houses, which is rarely what is actually believed. "Immigrants don't deserve free houses" is an argument in itself, it's lazy to tack on the (almost) irrelevant fact that there are homeless people to say "There are homeless people. Immigrants don't deserve free houses." as two separate statements, but implicitly linking them by how they're positioned around one another.)
>Free houses to homeless is bad but free houses to immigrants instead of locals is even worse.
This is valid, but that should be the statement people are making in the first place. "No free houses" and "No Immigrants" are the actual arguments generally made, but they're framed to look like "No free houses for Immigrants, free houses for homeless people"
>A lot of(if not most) people worry about their own people and city only so this "they are faking" is wrong
They might worry, now ask them if they want their tax money housing the homeless (especially if this necessitates a tax increase!), worry in itself is worthless.
No.508334
>>508233
>>508235
>>508273
I want this wild ride to end
No.508335
No.508364
>>508306
>What is the poverty trap for 200, Alex
what is "lack of incentive to work" Alex
you don't say "what is" before you pick the category, and you don't say a point value after you answer
No.508380
No.508386
Am I living in bizarro world
what the fuck is happening?
No.508392
>>508386
>normies like furry now
SHUT IT DOW-
wait WAIT A MINUTE
we normie now?
you magnificent bastards did it you actually somehow changed the public opinion on furries, now no longer will people get there info from strange CSI episodes.
No.508401
Wow it's double progressive!
So furries are the next online fetish to get shoved down the throats of all the normies
Fucking great
No.508404
>literal fursecution
>can't get mad at the poor rapefugees because oppression olympics
No.508460
Will Canada ever recover from this?
No.508464
>>508386
Leftycuck xenophiles love us. No surprise here.
No.508467
>>507878
>implying all refugees were poor in their homeland
No.508474
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/56de5b3119a7f-so-very-very-soon.php
Daily reminder that you are fucked completely:
- Technological unemployment means more windows close than doors open
- Globalism / FTA lower the price of your labor to slave labor levels
- Third world unskilled immigration increasing labor pool saturation
- Employers unwilling to train or pay a living wage capable of supporting yourself, never mind a family
- Record peace time debts
- Boomers have trillions of dollars of entitlements
- Shit birth rates
- Crumbling infrastructure that needs to be replaced
- Record long Near-ZIRP letting retards increasingly carry debt loads they could never service
- College is risky, expensive, and doesn't guarantee you shit. It's high school 2.0 for credentials and infested with Marxists.
- Boomers raised Generation Y in broken homes which effects EVERYTHING from grades, to mental health, to antisocial behavior
- Governments are corrupt and run by revolving door lobbyists
- Your peers worship degenerate gangster thug culture
- The global economy is completely broken and running off a cliff like Will-E-Coyote
- Feminized school system destroys boys and is entrenched in Government, Media, and popular "culture"
- Divorce is the new cool. Even if you are lucky enough to find a wife she will have been raised by the television to be a coal burning whore who will never settle, live to consume, and be a slut. She will take your shit through biased courts.
- Daily reminder you are powerless to stop it and
- Daily reminder you can't live your 20's/30's again
P.S
Please stop calling everyone cucks. I do fap to the 2d furry cuck porn that rarely comes out from Ritts to Naylor. It's a positive label, not negative and makes it really hard to request shit without being taken as a memelord faggot.
No.508484
>>508474
>it's a positive label
No.508495
>>508474
>- Divorce is the new cool. Even if you are lucky enough to find a wife she will have been raised by the television to be a coal burning whore who will never settle, live to consume, and be a slut.
>I do fap to the 2d furry cuck porn that rarely comes out from Ritts to Naylor. It's a positive label
No.508496
>>508495
What can I say, I'm a realist. I hate 3dpd anyway.
No.508500
>>508474
>>508495
>>508496
>western society has gone to shit, all the women are shameless whores now. isn't it awful!
>except it's not! see, since whores are cool now, it makes me cool to be complicit in their bad behavior!
>this is what I wanted! it's totally my fetish! (please don't laugh at me)
>all the women are ruined. every. single one
>I'm just being realistic
>'I hate 3DPD anyway
No.508506
>>508500
I don't find them attractive, at least enough to be worth the bullshit that goes with it. I jerk off to furry porn and the occasional shit off pixiv. I have been this way since I was ~15 and I'm turning 30 soon. It's not like I never got my dick wet either.
I don't fap to 3dpd porn either.
No.508568
>>508474
>It's a positive label
No.508580
Fuck Canada, and fuck Islam. Islam is NOT a religion. It's a political, ideological war machine.
No.508588
>>508580
>a political, ideological war machine
That's an accurate definition of religion.
No.508589
>>508568
I have to wonder if he's genuinely saying "cuck is a compliment" or if he's saying "cuck is a compliment because if someone who uses cuck as an insult is going after you, you're generally doing the right thing even if being a cuck is still a bad thing"
(I can't think of a direct example, I guess maybe something like "if someone's calling you a poorfag, it's a 'compliment' because they're an elitist rich person")
It's still a stupid thing to say, but there are degrees of stupidity.
No.508601
>>508588
Not really while christianity was used for war mongering, it didnt stated that you should. Dont judge as you dont want to be judged or something. The bible basicly says only kill in self defence and believe in god. If you dont beliefe in god you have your last chance in front of the heavens gate, if you still denie him there you go to hell. Yet a lot of people were killed in the name of god just because nobody actually read that thing when it was in.
No.508607
>>508601
>The bible basicly says only kill in self defence and believe in god
The bible says multiple contradictory things.
The death penalty for anything but physical violence or treachery is not justifiable as 'self defence' but it's instructed anyway.
No.508615
>>508467
They may not have been poor there, but they're poor here. Every Syrian pound is worth 0.0045 of a US dollar. And into a Canadian dollar, 0.0061.
No.508616
>>508008
TFW i live in a state that tried to ban muslim refugees. and caved into sjw can't wait for the inevitable terrorist attack and people to say well they aren't all like that as people lay dead in the streets
No.508621
>>508324
It was a statement of fact, nanodick. Take your "coding" horseshit back to yeshomo.net .
No.508626
>>508616
CANT LET ONE BAD APPLE SPOIL THE BUNCH
>>508615
Why don't they just stay in their mudslime country and then sell furry porn commissions for $5 USD? They'd be rich in a day.
No.508643
>>508601
>The bible basicly says only kill in self defence
>What is Leviticus
>What is the mass murderings by god
>What is the global flood myth
>What is Revelations
No.508660
>>508626
>CANT LET ONE BAD APPLE SPOIL THE BUNCH
>It's ok only one of the M&Ms in this bowl is poisoned
>people actually think like this
No.508662
No.508666
>>508660
>It's ok only one of the M&Ms in this bowl is poisoned
If you simplify it to that level, white people are the same. Shooting schools n sheeeeeeeeeeeit.
The real world isn't so black and white (kek), it's more like a choice between a bowl with 1 poisoned M&M and one with 2. (the actual numbers don't really matter here, so don't assume the point of this statement is "THEY'RE ONLY TWICE AS BAD!")
No.508681
>>508666
Hold on there, your statement is flawed.
>If you simplify it to that level, white people are the same
>it's more like a choice between a bowl with 1 poisoned M&M and one with 2
So basically
>It's not [group]'s fault, because everyone is the same
>But if you accept refugees, its twice as bad
No.508717
>>508681
the point>.
_your head
No.508859
>>508729
It's not edgy. it's the truth.
No.509221
>>508474
>opinions from a cuckfag