No.508342
would you fuck benjamin clawhauser??
No.508347
fuck no, he doesn't take care of himself, and he probably can't wipe his ass properly
No.508349
Who wouldn't? Big bubble butt!
No.508351
No.508353
Sorry for site watermarks but this may be my only chance to participate in a thread dedicated to my husbando
No.508396
No.508402
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>>508351
Couldn't help myself. I'm just in a shitposting mood.
I'd actually fuck the shit out him
No.508415
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I think he's fucking adorable, but I wouldn't fuck him…maybe
I know I'd let Gideon Gray fuck my brains out though.
No.508417
>>508415
>having no taste
ok
No.508427
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Never. Fatties are disgusting.
No.508433
>>508349
>calls it a bubble butt
>actually has a lard ass
>>508342
Just post in the /gfat/ thread instead of making a whole thread you stupid git.
No.508606
He's cute in the movie, but RL fatties are disgusting.
No.508639
No.508670
>>508427
There's a difference between slightly overweight, and obese. That guy's disgusting and obese. I like a nice bear, personally.
No.508688
>>508606
no fucking shit
3dpd are always disgusting
No.508725
Both extremely fat and a dude? That's one strike too many in my book.
For what it's worth, the fat's the biggest deal-breaker.
No.508734
Clawhauser x bogo absolutely 10/10 best new ship possible, they even put it on a bloody poster.
This ship had to be designed in a laboratory it's so perfect.
No.508751
No.508836
>>508796
Alright anon, I can sense your love for larger guys is lacking. What is good taste to you?
No.508845
>>508836
[spoiler]Consensual heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation[/spolier]
I'm of the same opinion as >>508670. His size is unhealthy and representative of an unhygienic and destructive lifestyle.
Also Bogo is a happily married heterosexual man but that doesn't stop me from appreciating this r34 or wanting to fuck him, I want some straight r34 of him and the cow-wife.
No.508856
>>508415
Gideon Grey is far superior to Clawhauser in every way but that artist draws him too fat.
No.508857
Stupid sexy bogo.
>>508856
This. Clawhauser was just sort of irksome when on screen. Like a mascot that really didn't need to be there.
No.508870
>>508856
>>508857
Shit taste. But i expect shit taste from /furry/ anyways
No.508876
>>508870
Kind, courteous baker that does his best make amends for his prior poor behavior and gives Judy the clue that solves the case >>>>> Diabetic desk jockey moron who is complete failure and acts like a moron in every scene he's in.
Keep your fat fetish shit in it's containment thread.
No.508877
>>508876
He's not diabetic. This is never stated.
>complains about fat fetish shit in a thread dedicated to that specfic character
???
Why bother entering the thread other than to project your lonesome feelings?
No.508909
>>508734
Its so fucking perfect I cant believe it
they were even dancing together at the end fuck
No.508919
>>508877
>He's not diabetic
Considering the trash he eats and his morbid obesity there's no way he isn't diabetic.
No.508922
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>>508856
>>508876
this
came for the clawhauser, stayed for the gideon
>adorable apron
>equally adorable accent
No.508923
>>508919
But how can he have diabetes if he's not real?
>>508922
Kill yourself
No.508930
>>508923
>But how can he have diabetes if he's not real?
By being an absolutely shitty character whose only trait is being disgustingly obese. He has no personality other than being the worst type of campy faggot obsessed with a shitty pop star.
Literally the only reason anyone likes him is if they have a fat fetish.
No.508932
No.508941
>>508930
Now hold it there partner, lets take a moment. While this whole fat fetish thing is gross and uncalled for, and Clawhouse is a campy faggot, that doesn't mean he can't be a likable character. I'm as disgusted as the next /fit/ by his flabby, shitty bod but that doesn't mean his contribution to the movie weren't noticeable or important.
No.508946
>>508941
Nothing about him was likable and he was an incompetent idiot in every scene.
He's a joke that's meant to be laughed at for being such a shitty person.
No.508950
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>>508946
His being moved downstairs served as a natural way to convey the was the anti-predator movement was spreading and affecting the city. He served a purpose in the film, much the same way the garbage man serves a purpose.
No.508976
>>508845
There's something to be said for self-accepting hedonism. If we're wiving in the alternate reality where we're offered this choice, most of us tend to think of him as "furry fat" which is purely aesthetic.
No.508977
Anyone else sympathize when he was getting transferred for being pred? I honestly think this is the first movie I've seen that addresses race/gender with people being *afraid* of you rather than thinking they're *better* than you. Can't tell you how deep it cut when Nick pointed out that she was gonna mace him. I'm jsut a clawhauser; big ol gay guy with no intention to hurt anybody, but pretty much every woman I ever pass on the street is terrified of me.
No.508984
>>508922
>tfw you want to fuck inbred baker
you essentially want to fuck forrest gump or rusty from squidbillies
No.508990
>>508984
What if that's my fetish?
No.508993
>>508922
>>508876
anybody else kinda notice that for some reason it kinda looked like his character model had dust on him in the movie?
am I crazy or did anyone else catch that?
No.508994
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>508977
>pretty much every woman I ever pass on the street is terrified of me.
Wow, you must really be ugly.
No.508997
I want to see Clawhauser running with a bee hive in his arms, devouring the honey, while bees are stinging his fat butt.
No.509018
>>508984
I found Rusty kinda hot
No.509603
>>508984
but neither of them are qt foxes with an inexplicable part down the middle of his headfur
>>508993
maybe it was flour cuz he bakes shit