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 No.512524

My Dad found out I'm a furry, he thinks we are all gay and/or zoophile and that fursuits are some fetish. I tried to explain but now he wants to send me to a "doctor" that can "heal" beeing gay or not normal.

After all I'm not even gay….

 No.512527

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>>512524

>My Dad found out I'm a furry,

Anon pls. You can't just come in here and say such a thing and then not tell the story. C'mon, don't spare any detail.


 No.512528

>>512524

>My Dad found out I'm a furry

Did he find your porn stash or your suit?


 No.512546

>>512524

Okay, what did you do to get found out?


 No.512549

File: 1458224023768.jpg (52.19 KB, 603x555, 201:185, 289346028.jpg)

>>512524

Your only option is to get a fursuit of a sparklefox and get fucked up the ass by the family dog.


 No.512568

>>512527

Seconded


 No.512572

>>512524

STORY TIME OP


 No.512575

>>512524

>send me to a "doctor" that can "heal" beeing gay

Are you from a Southern US State anon?


 No.512576

The simple fact that he knows what a furry is amazes me.


 No.512577

>>512549

>tfw no family dog to fuck me up the ass


 No.512597

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>512576

Probably found out from watching the news.


 No.512613

>>512524

good.

if you manage to get 'found out' you've done something horribly wrong deserving of punishment.


 No.512616

>>512524

plz an hero on cam


 No.512626

File: 1458235863453.jpg (43.43 KB, 600x500, 6:5, accepting your death.jpg)

>>512524

>My Dad found out I'm a furry

You dun Josh'd up.

>he wants to send me to a "doctor" that can "heal" beeing gay or not normal

This shouldn't be a concern unless he has jurisdiction over you, and that shouldn't be a concern unless you're underage…


 No.512635

Kinda unrelated, but should I tell my parents that I went to take a test for HIV and luckily it's negative? Would they suspect something, like me being gay?


 No.512636

>>512635

Why would they? HIV is not an exclusively-gay virus.

Did you actually fuck someone?


 No.512642

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>>512636

I've been a huge slut in the past year really. Some gay sex, some hookers, some drunk/drugged stuff I barely remember, full on #yolo mode.

Not going back there though, will just fap to furries and other weird fetishes till the end of my life.

I was really scared when I had gotten sick five weeks ago or so, which was after a month of my last encounter. Finally found the courage to take the test and be relieved that I was not pozzed. Still sick though, no idea what it is, but I test positive on Eppstein-Barr, could be just a really bad case of mono (which I never had before), that's what my doctor thinks anyway.

I clearly don't want my relatives finding out about any of that, and I'm afraid to raise any suspicions.

Also, I think they might suspect something about furfaggotry, since I really like cartoons and always have nicknames and avatars related to animals.


 No.512644

>>512613

>>512616

look at these queermo sadistic-personality-disorder havers

>hurr furries are lame but I'm perfectly normal even though I'm a furry and I have garbage bags on my windows and can only get hard by telling camgirls to kill themselves, durr I have a huge folder of animals being tortured and I only support eclectic anime national socialism because it might give me the opportunity to work my way up to people

>I pee the bed! I was bullied in school! My dad beats the shit out of me because he's got the same garbage genetics I do!

fucking kek


 No.512650

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>>512642

>Finally found the courage to take the test

>courage

why the fuck would you need courage to take an HIV test? you can potentially die from a disease and you're worried about taking the opportunity to discover whether or not you have it? fucking really?

captcha: ciawiy


 No.512677

>>512636

>HIV is not an exclusively-gay virus

That's true, in the same sense that death by heroin overdose isn't exclusive to heroin addicts, since anyone would die from a huge dose of heroin.

In other words, it's true only in the most technical, exception-proves-the-rule sense. So yeah, of course the father of >>512635 is going to know he's gay.


 No.512691

Just go to the therapy and seduce the doctor, it's easy.


 No.512695

>>512642

Which type of HIV test did you take?


 No.512697

>>512650

People don't like knowing exactly when and how they're going to die. It's human nature to ignore problems, especially big ones. But I do agree that delaying is stupid, the treatments available now rely on catching it early, so waiting only makes things worse.


 No.512713

>>512644

dude i don't know if you're lost but this isn't the board to post your life story


 No.512714

> thinks we are all gay and/or zoophile and that fursuits are some fetish

It's not a fetish?

Kill yourself if you think it's not


 No.512742

>>512713

>yo dude bruh i'm not an angry shitposter i'm actually good for the board. much like the marines, the japanese ninja, the space marines, or a pack of wolves, training to post on this 4chan spinoff furry pornography website is a Harsh but Fair trial through which only the best posters may pass, ensuring that our five posts per day about vore or very fat animal people are of the highest quality and this is why my telling random people to kill themselves is actually Tough Love and also hilarious like when i tie bags to the cat's head and watch it claw at itself hysterically


 No.512760

>>512742

Holy shoot guy why even expend the effort replying to the baits? Maybe you do need to heal.


 No.512764


 No.512773

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>>512764

>shitposting my board everywhere

maybe I got banned because Puppysky thought you were me

really wasn't me this time


 No.512779

>>512773

this is the first time i did it and i actually made that post before i saw what you did to it, kek.

are you the guy i was replying to in the first place? because the point was that furbox was the kind of hugbox he seems to seek :^)


 No.512785

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>>512742

>equating verbal obscenities with actually harming animals

>>>/tumblr/


 No.512809

Let this be a lesson to us all, be discrete in your furfaggotry.


 No.512824

>>512760

>not taking every opportunity to hone your shitposting skills

>no passion

>no pride in your work

>low-energy

>probably posts angry one-liners with sages on /v/

>prefers memes to style

>the cancer killing the posting industry


 No.513089

>>512642

>that picture

What sort of piece of shit knowingly infects people with a deadly disease without their knowledge? Can't he be thrown in prison for that?


 No.513099

>>512695

No idea, but it says "HIV antibodies type 1/2 + antigen p24", all negative.

>>513089

It's illegal pretty much everywhere, and yes, it's usually prison time. But you have to prove how you've got infected, and that's tricky. And you'd have to come out to everyone.

These kind of people are spiteful and angry at the world for getting infected and won't a revenge. Kinda like the bullied teens who want the world to be nuked.


 No.513287

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 No.513302

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 No.513346

>>513287

He's got to be trolling, at least I really hope so.

I don't think that infected blood would remain infectious very long in a shake machine though, not that I'd want to risk it.


 No.513397

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>>513287

This is why we need to bring back euthanasia.


 No.513415

>>512697

that would apply if it was a dna test for Huntington's or Alzheimer's, but finding out you have HIV isn't a death sentence, you just have to take pills. getting tested is the smart thing to do, but it's not "courageous" any more than getting a routine colonoscopy or prostate exam.


 No.513416

>>513346

the low temp would probably keep it alive longer outside of the body than normal, but even so, transmission would only happen if the subject had an open sore in the mouth or throat.


 No.513442

>>513287

Thats not bugchasing though, thats gifting, the exact opposite.

>>513415

>5 years if youre lucky

>Not a death sentence

>Pills are $1300/mo, give or take

>Can extend it to 10 years, again if youre lucky

HIV treatment will be the new cancer treatment. Expect a resurgence in a few years.


 No.513473

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>>513415

>HIV isn't a death sentence

Maybe if you have tons of money or live in some scandinavian commie utopia where all drugs are free.

For regular proles it's pretty much a death sentence.


 No.513541

>>512524

If his immediate reaction wasn't to throw you out of the house and/or seriously maim your freaky fuck you've got a very understanding dad so stop complaining. Fuck, if I found out my kid was a furfag … i'd be physically ill and probably make him commit "suicide"… or just kill myself for allowing this to happen. It's like, you give the kid a computer so he can check Wikipedia and shit and then this happens..?


 No.513546

>>513541

>he says while on /furry/

I think you should commit suicide now.


 No.513548

>>513541

>you give the kid a computer so he can check Wikipedia and shit and then this happens

if you're retarded enough to not realize that your kid is going to look for pornography you are too retarded to procreate.


 No.513565

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>>513541

>if I found out my kid was a furfag … i'd be physically ill and probably make him commit "suicide"… or just kill myself for allowing this to happen

>It's like, you give the kid a computer so he can check Wikipedia

>https://8ch.net/furry/

Okay, this is weird.

Like, weirder than that porn with dicks instead of tongues and anuses instead of nipples, that is being posted in the nearby threads.

I should probably go to sleep.


 No.513578

>>513099

Looks like you got the "antibody differientiation test" type.

https://labtestsonline.org/understanding/analytes/hiv-antibody/tab/test/

You're apparently safe, but be more cautious.

I hate to be patronizing, but that's why most parents advocate traditional monogamous relationships. Not because they wanted to be mean discriminatory fun-hating republicans, but because it's a safe practice that people rarely take far. With temporary polyamorous relationships, you put yourself at risk for fatal diseases and paying a large sum of medical expenses.

>>513442

"Gifting" is part of the bugchasing kink. It's why there's discussion about "pozzing neg people". It can be done in a consensual and non-consensual manner.


 No.513590

>>513473

What is healthcare, faggot?

Maybe gays should be more conscious about whether they're getting

POZ LOADS

If they're getting aids on purpose, I don't care if they can get medicine. Let them die with the choices they've made.


 No.513600

>>513565

Sorry for bursting into your "safe space", furfags…


 No.513602

>>513548

Nice pretending it's not only the most mentally stunted sociophobes who end up furfags when given access to the Internet… sorry to break it to you guys but you are not normal


 No.513607

>>513602

>only the most mentally stunted sociophobes who end up furfags when given access to the Internet

it isn't, furry is full of failed normalfags.

(i.e. people ho meet most of the standards for normal behaviour and have normal aspirations, but fail anyway, like most "nice guys")

i wish it was only the most mentally stunted sociophobes, maybe then furfags would actually be interesting.


 No.514995

>>513287

I wouldn't say I eat out too often, but things like this make me wonder if I've contracted a horrible disease and just don't know it.

I'm fairly healthy and rarely sick, so that gives the nice feeling that I'm probably fine and just paranoid.

Does anyone else have this fear? I'm a virgin, yet I'm scared that I could get a horrible disease usually associated with sex from something like this.


 No.515747

>>513578

>more cautious

I'm not going to have sex ever again. It's not worth it.

>>513590

>What is healthcare

A thing that is available for free in commie utopias or for tons of money everywhere else.


 No.515768

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>live in a country where furry is obscure as shit and no one has heard of it

>have furry art as desktop and mobile wallpapers all the time (sfw of course)

>parents have seen them many times

>they don't even suspect the degeneracy behind it

>even if they did, they wouldn't be too disappointed in me, because I earn >100K a year on average

>dad, being an hobbyist artist himself, even makes remarks that it "looks kinda cool", referring to more well drawn pieces

>even made him watch zootopia with me

I just love living on the edge.


 No.515798

>>514995

I'm almost like you. I'm afraid of gift givers too. I also work as matinince, so that adds to fears too.


 No.515874

>>515768

What job do you have that pays you 100K a year?




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